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[TV static drones]
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[bright tone]
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- ♪ Wonderful ♪
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♪ The Mighty God ♪
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♪ The Everlasting Father ♪
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♪ The Prince of Peace ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, I can't wait
for fucking Christmas!
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- Don't ever say the F word
with Christmas, Jesse.
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- I didn't meant to!
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I'm just so fucking excited.
- Hush.
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- Not more excited than me.
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Santa's bringing me stuff
to be a singer.
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- Only if you're good, Judy.
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- ♪ Wonderful Counselor... ♪
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[applause]
- Eli, it is glorious!
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- It's the biggest tree
in Rogers.
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I had it shipped
all the way from California.
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- It's picture time.
Let's bring it in
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for some
Gemstones Christmas cheer.
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♪ ♪
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- Ow, Judy, quit!
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- Piss your pants.
Make a mess, baby.
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- Judy.
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- Ooh, for Christmas
I'm gonna get Kelvin a weapon,
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so the little dumb-dumb
can defend himself.
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I'm thinking knives
or something.
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- Don't buy your brother
a knife for Christmas, Jesse.
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- Okay.
Maybe nunchucks then.
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- No weapons.
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- Man, you all are gonna
ruin this kid.
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He's finna grow up a pussy.
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- Ugh, Jesse said "pussy."
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- I can hear.
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You don't need
to keep saying it.
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- A pussy ain't a cuss.
- [groans]
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- It's a type of person.
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One who doesn't like
to do stuff
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and is scared of everything.
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It's not a cuss.
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- Jesse, you so dumb,
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playin' like "pussy"
ain't a cuss word.
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- Nobody else say pussy!
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Everybody just smile
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and say "Merry Christmas,"
God damn it.
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all: Merry Christmas.
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both: God damn it.
- [sighs]
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- ♪ Praise ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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- It's very impressive, Eli.
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Should be, we spent
enough money on it.
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- This studio is
too damn small.
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I want to upgrade.
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They're building
a new Coliseum.
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That means they're
selling the old one.
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I bet we could get it
for a steal.
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- Yeah, well, you're
gonna have to steal it,
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'cause you can't afford it.
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After the family compound,
the amusement park,
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the zoo--
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Can't spend
more than you make.
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- Well,
then I have to make more.
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- Did we not learn anything
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from the Bakers
and Swaggarts of the world.
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The rich pastor thing
is not a good look.
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- [sighs]
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- Maybe we should tighten
the belt,
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instead of going so big.
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- I cannot imagine
a more ridiculous comment.
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It shows a fundamental
misunderstanding
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of what the Gemstones
are all about.
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We have to go big!
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Big means success.
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People want to see
something bigger than life
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when they watch us.
Do you know why?
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Because Jesus' message
was bigger than life.
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I'm sorry
if that bothers you, Terry.
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- The optics aren't good.
That's all.
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- Don't insult me.
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I want to stand
before my flock on Christmas
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and tell them
we got some big gifts comin'.
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Stir some excitement.
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Get folks pumped
about what the Gemstones
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are up to next.
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- If we're not careful,
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you may have
to stand before them
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and tell them that the church
is closing its doors.
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We're spending
more than we ever have.
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Let's get back to reality.
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- What the fuck
are you even talking about?
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You know what?
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Get out.
You're fired.
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- I'm fir--why?
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- Because I need to find
me an accountant
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that don't look
like Jim Henson.
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Leave.
Be gone.
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Scram.
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I cast thee out!
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[jaunty holiday music]
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- ♪ Amen ♪
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♪ Amen ♪
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♪ Amen, amen, amen ♪
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- You got the spirit.
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- ♪ Little baby ♪
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- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ In the manger ♪
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- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ King Jesus ♪
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- ♪ Amen, Amen, Amen ♪
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- Dang, Uncle Baby Billy
is thirsty.
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I'm sorry your cousin Harmon's
not here with us this holiday,
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but his mama's
a spiteful woman,
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and I don't think that
we will ever be seeing them
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ever again.
[sighs]
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Gloria left me.
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[laughs]
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- What happened?
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- I'm asking myself
the same thing.
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I mean, we was
in the shopping mall,
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you know, looking at kittens.
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I was gonna get Harmon one
for Christmas--
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a little gray, little tabby--
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and then Gloria said
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she was gonna take him
to the potty,
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and they never came back.
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- Well, this is terrible.
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And you ain't heard anything
from her since?
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- Nothin'.
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You're aunt's got a dark side.
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- She always seemed nice to me.
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- Yeah. Mainly silent.
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- Well, all those times
she wasn't talking,
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she was really
making judgments.
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She didn't like none of y'all,
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especially you, Kelvin.
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You know what she said?
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You have
the most boring haircut
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in the world.
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Zero.
Give that boy some mousse.
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Wet it down a little bit.
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Maybe we should just get
a divorce.
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- Well, even if you do,
you can't let her take
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Harmon out of your life.
That is your boy.
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- Harmon's complicit
here too now.
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I mean, he's calm,
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you know,
with that speech impediment,
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but when he gets cross,
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he's meaner than cat piss
in a cut.
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I don't want to talk
about this no more.
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Oh, my God.
Wha--
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Look at all these pretty faces.
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What's everybody doing now?
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- Just getting ready
for Christmas.
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- I know
that Baby Billy being here
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is an imposition, but, uh,
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this ain't me trying to squirm
my way in, or anything.
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You know, I just--
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I'm having
a rough go of it, y'all.
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But I ain't asking for money
or nothing, Eli.
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Okay? So I don't want
you thinking that.
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- I didn't say anything.
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- Yeah, but you thinking it.
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But I can read it
in your mind.
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Look, I know that this is
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a very stressful time
for you, Eli.
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I mean, I saw
that Barbara Walters special.
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You came off terrible.
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Just sweatin' like James Brown
onstage at the Apollo.
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- That's them cameras
they use.
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- Oh, is that it?
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I guess they also put on
ten pounds, right?
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But, yeah, just sweaty,
old Eli up there,
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sweatin' like a little old pig.
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- I just need
a place to sleep
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till I can figure
this whole thing out.
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- You can stay with us.
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- I can?
- He can?
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- It's Christmas.
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No one should have to be alone.
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If we can help out, we should.
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- Yeah.
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- We goin' huntin', Eli?
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- Oh, God damn,
we got a shooter!
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- [squeals]
- Oh.
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- Daddy, what are you doing?
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- Oh, God.
- God damn, man.
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You almost scared
the shit out of me, old man.
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[rifle clacking]
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- Damn, Daddy Roy,
you came all the way over here
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in your skivvies,
good Lord.
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- Thought we were going
hunting, Eli?
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- No, Daddy,
we ain't going hunting.
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- Come on, let's get you home.
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- I'll get him home.
Here, baby.
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Come on, Daddy.
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- [whimpers]
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- Is that some Alzheimer's?
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You can't let him
be wandering around.
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You got to chain him.
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[insects chirping]
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- Ridiculous.
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Carny rides and rollercoasters.
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It's just ridiculous.
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W-where we at?
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My--my home's in Arkansas.
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- You mean that leaky shack
with bad wires?
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Here we built you
the grandest house
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anybody could ever want.
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Nothing I ever do
is good enough.
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Come on, let's go
get you cleaned up.
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Thank you.
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- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning,
my little elves.
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- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning, good morning.
- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning.
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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- Good morning, Dr. Gemstone!
- Good morning.
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together: Good morning,
Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning.
- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning.
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- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning to you.
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- Good morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Hey!
- There's someone waiting
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for you in your office.
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♪ ♪
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- I'm sorry, sir.
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It's my first day.
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I wanted to get an early start.
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- In my chair?
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Nobody's supposed to even be
in this office
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if I'm not here.
- It's okay, sir.
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I'm--I'm so excited
to be here.
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You can trust me.
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- Trust is earned, not given.
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What's your name again?
- Martin Imari.
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The new accountant.
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- Martin Imari,
the new accountant.
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Good to meet you,
now get the hell out!
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- Of course, Dr. Gemstone.
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Dr. Gemstone.
[chuckles]
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- Trudy, what do you got
for me today?
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- You have a 10:30 meeting
with the deacons.
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And you have a message.
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Said he's a old friend
of yours,
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Glendon Marsh.
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- Glendon Marsh?
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- Hey,
look at this sharp fellow.
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He's wearing a suit
and a pocket square.
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- It's just my working clothes.
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- Oh, well excuse
the shit out of me.
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You still look
strong as a bull too.
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- Don't make me blush.
- [cackles]
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- How's Junior?
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- Still a dumbass.
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But that's okay.
- [laughs]
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- Look, he's pretty much
running the business now.
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I'm ready to retire.
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00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,436
Let him run it into the ground
for all I care.
261
00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,437
[chuckles]
262
00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,897
Hey, y-you got any offspring?
263
00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,565
- Three of them.
264
00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,901
Two teenagers, and the youngest
is four years old.
265
00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,570
- Oh, I'm so happy
to see you doing well.
266
00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:50,947
Yeah, makes me damn proud
267
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,782
what you've managed
to achieve.
268
00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,450
- I certainly
have been blessed.
269
00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,370
- Oh, shrewd is
what you've been.
270
00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,914
Yeah, bet you learned
some of that from me.
271
00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,749
- The master.
- [laughs]
272
00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,417
- Yeah, I saw something in you
273
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,502
from the jump.
274
00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,380
I could tell you was
something special, Eli.
275
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,174
- I hit a few bumps
in the road here recently.
276
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,884
- Yeah.
You know, I've heard that.
277
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,427
Something about
some money trouble?
278
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,013
- It's not as bad
as people are saying.
279
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,557
I am in some debt.
280
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,475
May have to scale back some.
281
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,269
Maybe not go
as big as I like,
282
00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,311
but just for a bit--
283
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,771
- Fuck that!
You gotta go big!
284
00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,939
- Exactly!
285
00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,607
Especially now,
it's Christmas.
286
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,901
- The spectacle's everything.
You can't scale down.
287
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,111
- That's right.
288
00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,904
- Eli, look, look,
I'd be happy
289
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,155
to pony up some money
290
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,657
if it would help out
your church.
291
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,950
I mean, come on.
292
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,452
You know I got me some bread.
[chuckles]
293
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,830
- Glendon, that's generous,
but I can't.
294
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915
I don't want your charity.
295
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,041
- Charity?
296
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,380
Hell, I want in.
297
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,882
I've saved a bit
over the years,
298
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:55,511
and I believe in you, Eli.
299
00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:57,388
Paid off for me before.
300
00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,682
I bet it'll pay off
for me again.
301
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,603
I do love tater tots.
Yeah!
302
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:08,232
- [slurps]
303
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,611
[harpsichord playing]
304
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:19,660
♪ ♪
305
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,544
- Ohh! Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
306
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:29,754
- Oh, my God.
307
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,172
He is gonna be a prodigy.
308
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,549
Right now, I'm calling it.
You're a prodigy, you're a--
309
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,092
- Like a genius?
310
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,218
Man, shut the front door.
311
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,928
Y'all can't throw
that word around.
312
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,597
Good for a kid?
Yes.
313
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,391
Prodigy?
[scoffs] No.
314
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,728
- Hello,
all you beautiful people.
315
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,065
- Oh, well,
somebody's in a good mood.
316
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,566
- Why shouldn't I be?
317
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,735
I just found us
a million dollars.
318
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,236
- Wha--
319
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,696
- How?
From who?
320
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,448
- Old pal of mine from Memphis,
Glendon Marsh.
321
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,033
He's a wrastlin' promoter.
322
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,035
He taught be a lot
back in the day.
323
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,536
- Like what?
How to do a body slam?
324
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,872
- Showmanship, for one, baby.
325
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,165
How to bring the heat.
326
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,918
- You mean to tell me,
that this fella shows up here,
327
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,419
just out of nowhere,
328
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,755
and wants to give you
a million dollars?
329
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,131
- He's retired.
330
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,051
He's looking for someplace
to park his money.
331
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,094
- All right.
- Daddy gonna be making
332
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,428
them fat stacks.
333
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,638
- [deep voice]
Fat stacks!
334
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:21,806
Just like in wrestling.
335
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,766
Right when you think
your hero is licked,
336
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,684
and you're ready
to count him out,
337
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,395
he gets
that sudden burst of energy
338
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,729
in the last fall.
339
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,606
[growls]
340
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:34,527
[howling]
341
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,570
- Get it.
[applause]
342
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,906
- Break his back, Daddy!
- [howls]
343
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:39,907
- Break it!
344
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,952
[laughter]
345
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,915
- This is a real nice home
you got here.
346
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,291
Very impressive.
347
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,295
- We broke the bank on it,
but I think it was worth it.
348
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,296
- And that's why
we're over here
349
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,631
begging you for money now.
350
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,300
- Oh!
She's a funny one, Eli.
351
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,137
Yeah, I'm glad I got
to finally meet you.
352
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,514
- So Eli tells me
you're in promotions.
353
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,933
- Oh, yes, ma'am.
Uh, wrestling promotions.
354
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,977
I also own
a vending machine company.
355
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,186
- Oh.
- Yeah, we do
356
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,605
soda pop, bubble gum, chips,
357
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,442
video poker, and them claw
games that the kids love.
358
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,403
I mean, I've got machines
all over Memphis,
359
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,071
so I hope y'all take quarters.
[laughs]
360
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,782
- [chuckles]
We take quarters.
361
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,452
- Video poker,
as in gambling?
362
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,744
- Uh-huh.
363
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,788
- Video poker's for suckers
and old people.
364
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,457
It's a perfect business model.
365
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,667
- I just hope this money
helps y'all out.
366
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,877
That's all I want.
367
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,920
- You're doing a good thing,
Glendon.
368
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,298
- I don't know if I can
buy my way to heaven,
369
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,841
but I can sure as hell try!
370
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,886
[both laughing]
371
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,349
- Eli needs to watch himself.
372
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,185
I mean, who is this guy
373
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,480
that has all this money
just laying around, huh?
374
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,231
I mean, that don't sit right.
375
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,442
But Eli don't care.
376
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,986
And that is what happens
to poor people
377
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,821
when they get
their hands on cash.
378
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,948
They just can't
help themselves.
379
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,325
It's--they just want
to grab as much of it
380
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,659
as they possibly can,
381
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,911
so they don't ever
have to be poor ever again.
382
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:07,870
And that right there?
383
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,788
That is Eli to a T,
Aimee-Leigh.
384
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,874
Just stuffing himself
385
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,417
till he shits his pants.
386
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,668
- [snorts]
387
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,712
- He's already got himself
a fat cat.
388
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,048
And he's out there right now
trying to get even more.
389
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,842
- Who's this fat cat?
390
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,260
- Is he lucid?
Is he with us?
391
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,680
- Yes. Grandaddy Roy knows
what's going on, don't you?
392
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,224
You actually might
remember him, Roy.
393
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,892
Old buddy of Eli's
he used to run around with
394
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,018
in Memphis.
395
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,394
Fellow by the name
of Glendon Marsh?
396
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,190
- I--I don't want Eli
hanging around that man.
397
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,193
He keeps coming in here
late at night.
398
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,986
Ruth.
Ruth!
399
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,196
- Ew, Mama.
400
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,739
He's calling you Ruth.
401
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,115
He thinks you're Grandma.
402
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,034
- [snickers]
God.
403
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,203
- I'm not Ruth, Roy.
404
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,080
I'm Aimee-Leigh.
405
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,374
- Keep Eli away from him.
406
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,960
[ominous music]
407
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,045
[gunshot]
408
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,756
- I'm more than happy
to be helping you, Eli,
409
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,425
but as you know,
I deal mostly in cash.
410
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,595
So we have us
a bit of a conundrum here,
411
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,307
'cause I can't be having
banks and lawyers
412
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,976
involved in my money.
413
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:15,271
Leaves me vulnerable in a way
I'm just not comfortable with.
414
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,564
Pull!
415
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,149
[gunshot]
416
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,570
- How can I accept
a donation that large
417
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,405
without lawyers and banks?
418
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,656
Pull!
419
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,075
[gunshot]
420
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,743
- What I had in mind was,
421
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,954
I will give you $3 million,
422
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,914
all cash.
423
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,126
And you treat it like
I put money in that basket.
424
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,669
And I only want
$2,000,000 back,
425
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,462
so you make an easy mil.
426
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,797
- Sounds like money laundering.
427
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,300
- Think of it as tithing.
428
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,720
Now, I know you enjoy
the tax-free lifestyle, Eli.
429
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:51,015
Do not begrudge me the same.
430
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,183
Pull!
431
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,184
[gunshot]
432
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,853
[laughs]
433
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,021
- What do you mean,
you don't see
434
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,272
what the big deal is?
435
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,482
- Baby, when somebody
puts a dollar bill
436
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,942
in the basket on Sunday,
437
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,819
we don't ask
where the money came from.
438
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,112
For all we know,
they could have robbed
439
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,655
a liquor store.
440
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,865
- Yeah.
441
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,492
But you know
Glendon's money is dirty.
442
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,202
You know it, Eli.
443
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,122
I'm surprised at you,
I really am.
444
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,791
- Surprised I'm trying
to keep our family afloat?
445
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,501
We need the money.
446
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,962
You've seen how the media snobs
look down on us,
447
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,672
like we're some kind of joke.
448
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,215
- Baby, they just
don't understand
449
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509
what it is
that we're working toward.
450
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,677
But compromising our morals
451
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,513
ain't gonna make them
understand it any better.
452
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,557
You know as well as I do,
this ain't right.
453
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,683
- Oh, tell me, please.
454
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,852
What's right and wrong,
Princess?
455
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,520
So righteous.
456
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,147
You struck it rich
at 12 years old.
457
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,815
Me and Glendon had
to scratch our way
458
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,567
out of the dirt.
459
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,489
- Where is he?
460
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,615
Where is that little boy?
461
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:50,908
Where is he?
462
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:51,909
- He's above you.
- What about my favorite son?
463
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,829
- [laughs]
464
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,164
- Didn't know
y'all were having
465
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,832
slumber parties.
466
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,209
- Well, wasn't shit
going on in my room,
467
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,543
so I was trying to see
if there was
468
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,711
any action in here.
469
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,879
- What'd you find?
470
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,714
Uncle Tickles molesting Kelvin?
- Hey.
471
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,007
- Floppin' that little dong?
472
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,425
- Hey, hey, hey, you hush
with that kind of talk,
473
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,718
you little son of a gun.
474
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,303
No, I'm serious now.
Ain't nobody playing
475
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,513
no dong pong in here.
476
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,764
- Uncle Baby Billy,
I don't want
477
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,349
you to sleep in here.
478
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,476
- Well, choke on shit, Kelvin.
479
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,269
- That's a swear, FYI.
480
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,021
- Well, you about to hear
a lot more of them
481
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,774
if you don't zip them lips
and get in that bed.
482
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,943
That goes for all y'all now.
483
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,194
Now, I'm emotionally fragile,
484
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,155
and conflict will fuck
with my sleep, okay?
485
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,199
[grunts]
486
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,369
You know Baby needs
his beauty sleep, now.
487
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,371
Everybody be quiet.
488
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,872
- I'm sorry you're going
through a divorce,
489
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,374
Uncle Baby Billy.
490
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,960
We choose you
over Aunt Gloria.
491
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,420
- Speak for yourself, Jesse.
492
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,255
I haven't made my choice
about nothing yet.
493
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,339
- Well, it ain't like
she's over here
494
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,590
trying to win us
on her side.
495
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,092
- No, she ain't.
496
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,969
And her only connection
to y'all is via me,
497
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,304
so she ain't shit
to y'all now anyway.
498
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,265
- What about weird
Cousin Harmon?
499
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,351
- Harmon...
500
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,438
is gonna go with his mama.
501
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,316
So he don't mean nothing
to y'all now too.
502
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,360
I don't--I don't want
to talk about him.
503
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,695
- Dang.
504
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,488
I'm gonna miss that kid.
505
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449
- I won't.
506
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,327
- Me neither.
507
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,462
- $3 million is
a rather large sum.
508
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,797
This much money must be
declared and documented.
509
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,299
- It's--this is a church.
510
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,134
You ain't gotta be
reportin' money
511
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,970
to the government,
come on now.
512
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,139
- I will handle this
however you want,
513
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,640
Dr. Gemstone.
514
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,851
- There you go, Eli.
515
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,311
What do you say?
516
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,105
[tense music]
517
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:49,067
♪ ♪
518
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,903
- Glendon,
519
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,989
I have to turn you down.
520
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,994
- Wait, are you shittin' me?
[laughs]
521
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,120
Hey!
522
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,998
This is your salvation
right here.
523
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,750
Come on, boy!
524
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,210
Come on, you need it, son.
525
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,086
- I do need it,
but not that bad.
526
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,714
I can't in good faith
accept this money.
527
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,799
It just ain't right.
528
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,175
- Why?
529
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,676
'Cause you're better than me?
530
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,346
You just got lucky, that's all.
531
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,597
You and me is the same.
532
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,349
- I'm a different man, now.
533
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,060
- Are you?
[grunts]
534
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,063
[ominous music]
535
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,483
♪ ♪
536
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,651
- I'm sorry, Glendon.
537
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,069
- Bullshit.
538
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,196
Yeah, I'm sorry too!
539
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,867
[upbeat country music]
540
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,869
- Psst.
541
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,832
- Psst.
542
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,708
- He came! He came!
- He came!
543
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,336
- Santa Claus came!
There's presents everywhere.
544
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047
- ♪ Singing happy birthday,
Jesus ♪
545
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,174
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
546
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,717
♪ Happy birthday,
Jesus ♪
547
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,719
♪ I'm so glad
that you were born ♪
548
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:02,057
♪ Noel, noel ♪
549
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,520
♪ Born the king of Israel ♪
550
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:10,524
♪ Noel, noel ♪
551
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:14,778
♪ Born the king of Israel ♪
552
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,865
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
553
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,033
♪ Happy birthday,
Jesus ♪
554
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,702
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
555
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,745
♪ I'm so glad
that you were born ♪
556
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,291
- I wanted to get y'all
a little something.
557
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,959
- What?
- No, you didn't.
558
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,377
- Yes, I did.
- [laughs]
559
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,753
- Surprise,
that's for you.
560
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,463
- Thank you so much.
- You didn't have to do this.
561
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,090
- [chuckles]
Jesse.
562
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,759
There you go.
Okay, here you go.
563
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,429
And for the king--
564
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,639
Just a little something,
you know, from me.
565
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,099
You know,
just to say thank you
566
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,143
for letting this old dog
come in out of the cold
567
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,394
one more time.
568
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,062
- You bet.
- Thank you.
569
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522
- What the fuck is this?
570
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,773
- What are these, buttons?
571
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,900
- Cufflinks.
572
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,694
I was involved in a deal
selling high-end cufflinks.
573
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,904
I took a bit of a hit
on the deal,
574
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,113
had some boxes left over.
575
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,073
But, you know, the origin
of it, that don't--
576
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,366
You know, just,
merry Christmas!
577
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,367
- Love it.
578
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,452
- I'm gonna sell this shit.
579
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,412
- But, now,
I just feel terrible.
580
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,247
We didn't know
you were coming,
581
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,582
and...
582
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,460
we've just been so busy
with the church and all,
583
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,962
that we didn't get you a gift.
584
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,635
- [laughing]
Okay, that's fine.
585
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,303
I wasn't expecting anything.
586
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,972
I mean, I got y'all,
like, five gifts.
587
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,182
You know?
588
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,309
Fucking get me one.
But that's all right.
589
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,478
No, it's fine.
- Sucks.
590
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,729
No presents for you.
591
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:31,939
- Hey, don't be brazen
about it, boy.
592
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,273
- No, it's fine.
- It's fine.
593
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,275
- I know it is fine,
and--and that's--
594
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,568
- I said it was fine.
- I--I know.
595
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,819
It's fine,
596
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,613
because we're pulling your leg,
you turkey!
597
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:40,781
[laughter]
- [makes fart noise]
598
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,284
- Of course we got you a gift.
- [laughs]
599
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,036
Merry Christmas, Billy.
600
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,705
- A Christmas present.
601
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,124
Are y'all--oh, my God.
602
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,459
I was about to be
so pissed off.
603
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,503
I was getting so mad.
604
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,837
[laughter]
605
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,382
Christmas present! Oh, God!
- Open it up.
606
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,508
Kelvin, come over here.
607
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,051
What is this thing?
608
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,678
Are you--
- Hope it's something you like.
609
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,304
- Wha--
[gasps]
610
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,430
This is a boombox.
611
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,848
- [laughs]
612
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,809
- Are you kidding me?
I've always wanted
613
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,310
one of these things.
Look at this.
614
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,854
It's even got
a bass equalizer right here.
615
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,982
I can listen
to my gospel jams.
616
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,525
That's pretty great.
I love it.
617
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,235
Oh, God.
God.
618
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,320
Ooh, thank y'all.
- [laughs]
619
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,488
- Oh, you know what?
620
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,532
You know what
would actually be
621
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,159
the best gift of all
for me this Christmas--
622
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,371
- What?
What would that be, darlin'?
623
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,331
- If you told me the truth.
624
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,624
- About what?
625
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,253
- Well, I called Gloria,
626
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,213
and she told me
what happened.
627
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,259
- Why did you do that?
628
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,635
Huh?
629
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,805
Fine, I left them.
630
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,558
You happy now?
I ditched 'em at a mall.
631
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,351
And bailed the fuck out!
632
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,394
Left them right there.
633
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,729
There you go.
634
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,855
In front of your children.
635
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,732
Thank you.
636
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,858
- Children, go upstairs.
637
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,110
- Boo!
- Boo!
638
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,361
- Go on.
- [grunts]
639
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,448
- Why, Billy?
640
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:06,867
Why would you do that?
641
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,202
- Because I couldn't
provide for them.
642
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,787
I ain't rich like y'all.
643
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,123
I ain't got a driveway
full of Christmas trees,
644
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,875
I got one Christmas tree.
645
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,753
And there ain't nothing
underneath it.
646
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,713
You have any idea
what it's like
647
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:23,258
when your child
asks you for a present
648
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,135
and you can't
get it for them?
649
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,930
[exclaims]
650
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,266
- You could have asked us
if you needed help.
651
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:34,102
- Why do you think
I'm here, Eli?
652
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,646
- I meant,
you should have asked us
653
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,066
before you ran off
on your family.
654
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,401
- I was just saving them
the agony
655
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,820
of seeing my downfall.
You know?
656
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,575
- Come on, now, brother.
Don't talk like that.
657
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,036
You are talented,
658
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,913
and smart, and handsome, and--
659
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,123
- Yes, Aimee-Leigh, I know.
660
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,751
I am all of those things.
661
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,461
But it's not enough,
you know?
662
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,046
It's not worth anything.
663
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,634
I'm just a...
664
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,886
a loser.
665
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,972
[exhales heavily]
666
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,142
- If you don't mind,
667
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,854
we were hoping
you'd perform with us today
668
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,440
at the Christmas special.
669
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,818
Paid, of course.
670
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,319
- I don't need
no handout, Eli.
671
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,030
- It's not a handout,
Baby Billy.
672
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,324
We need a man of your talents.
673
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,162
- You ain't--you ain't wrong
about that.
674
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,581
You know I could
spice things up a little bit.
675
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,125
- It would be
all I would want for Christmas,
676
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,210
is just to have
all my family there
677
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,170
side by side.
678
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,714
Come and worship with us,
brother, please.
679
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,384
- Really?
680
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,593
Come on, an invitation
like that--
681
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,138
- I love you.
- Thank you.
682
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,891
- ♪ The only thing I want
this year for Christmas ♪
683
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:59,646
♪ Is to wake up in the morning
by your side ♪
684
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:03,567
♪ Driving down that
lonely road from Memphis ♪
685
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,318
♪ That lonely road's
got nothing ♪
686
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,196
♪ With Christmas
on my mind ♪
687
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,823
♪ ♪
688
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,159
Sing it, brother,
come on now.
689
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:17,330
- ♪ You see I travel
all the way to California ♪
690
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:21,001
♪ You couldn't lose me
if you tried ♪
691
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,170
♪ You set 'em up,
I knock 'em down ♪
692
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,505
♪ Two cannonballs
got turned around ♪
693
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:30,051
♪ A pistol and his sister
right down the country line ♪
694
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,469
all: ♪ You see the only thing ♪
695
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,764
♪ I want this year
for Christmas ♪
696
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:38,435
♪ Is all my friends
and family by my side ♪
697
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:42,898
♪ It's just a matter of fact
you can be sure about that ♪
698
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,025
♪ This house is
always cooking ♪
699
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:50,197
♪ When everyone's inside ♪
- ♪ Everyone's inside ♪
700
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,199
all: ♪ So baby don't
go missing ♪
701
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:55,202
♪ Make it home
at Christmastime ♪
702
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,871
- Whoo!
703
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,498
- Oh!
704
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,083
- Merry Christmas, everybody.
705
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,793
- Oh, yeah.
- Whoo!
706
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:04,920
- Merry Christmas.
707
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,797
[applause]
708
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,217
- My, my, my.
- [sighs]
709
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,761
Now this is
what it is all about.
710
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,262
- Yes, ma'am.
711
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,932
I got some pretty big news
712
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,267
to share with everyone.
713
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,977
Including you.
714
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,187
- Oh!
715
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,564
Well,
Eli over here keeping secrets.
716
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,399
Do tell.
717
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,486
- Come next March...
718
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,238
these doors are closing.
719
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,074
[audience groans]
720
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,951
- I'm sorry, Eli,
I must have wax in my ears.
721
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,535
Could you say that again?
722
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,454
- We...
723
00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:42,916
are gonna build...
724
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,001
an arena.
725
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,712
A stadium-sized sanctuary,
726
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,548
with seating
as far as the eye can see.
727
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,842
Where people
from all over the world
728
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:57,180
can come and help us
fight the devil in His name.
729
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,849
[cheers and applause]
730
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,351
- And you might be asking,
731
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:04,145
how are we gonna pay
for all this?
732
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,731
I know I'm asking.
733
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,944
- We are gonna
figure that out together.
734
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,283
- Yes, we are.
735
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,619
We are gonna ask God
to deliver us a miracle.
736
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:20,996
[applause]
737
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,999
Yes, dear Lord Jesus,
please bring us that money,
738
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,042
and we will fight
the good fight
739
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,961
in Your name.
740
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,296
All of us.
741
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,839
Together.
Amen!
742
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,465
- Amen.
- Amen.
743
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,301
[cheers and applause]
744
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,428
- Thank you, Lord.
- Hallelujah.
745
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,389
[triumphant music]
746
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,433
♪ ♪
747
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,685
- ♪ All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth ♪
748
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,062
- How am I so weak?
749
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,648
- ♪ Buckwheat is a rascal
that's no Christmas ♪
750
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,108
♪ And all the toys,
boys and girls ♪
751
00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,484
♪ Fuck your wishes ♪
752
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,486
♪ I'm not happy, overjoyed
in this motherfucker ♪
753
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,780
[music playing faintly]
754
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,117
- Thanks for backing me up
at church.
755
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,493
- I hope you know
what you're doing.
756
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:04,372
I mean, how we gonna pay
for a stadium, Eli?
757
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,041
- We'll find the money somehow.
758
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,878
- If you say so.
759
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,880
- You got to have faith,
darlin'.
760
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:15,925
[intercom buzzes]
761
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,344
[groans]
762
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,391
Hello?
- Dr. Gemstone.
763
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,227
It is Martin Imari.
764
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,563
- You come to my house
on Christmas night?
765
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:32,817
- I have to discuss
a matter of importance.
766
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,985
- On Christmas?
767
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,862
♪ ♪
768
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:40,617
- ♪ Christmas will be ending ♪
769
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:46,164
♪ It's time in me ♪
770
00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:51,211
♪ Mommy and Daddy
trim the Christmas tree ♪
771
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,174
♪ What a sharp sight to see ♪
772
00:27:56,257 --> 00:28:01,262
♪ Christmastime is near ♪
773
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,475
♪ Carolers make-- ♪
774
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,436
[ominous music]
775
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:15,402
- I--I'm sorry,
Dr. Gemstone.
776
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,404
- What's going on, Glendon?
777
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,906
- I knew you wouldn't
let me on the property,
778
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,575
so I got me a hall pass.
779
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,452
- You think this is
gonna change my mind
780
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,703
about taking your money?
781
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,415
- I figure
what will change your mind,
782
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:29,624
is me holding a gun
783
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:32,836
on that pretty little wife
of yours.
784
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:36,256
Or maybe your kids.
How'd that be?
785
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,800
- How dare you threaten
my family.
786
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,302
- Your best bet
is to button them lips
787
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,055
before I make this
the worst night of your life.
788
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,015
- Okay, okay.
Please, don't hurt anybody.
789
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,017
- Oh, no, some people
are gonna get hurt.
790
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,273
- We goin' huntin', Eli?
791
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,649
♪ ♪
792
00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:55,692
[gunshot]
793
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,992
Be not deceived.
794
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,995
God is not mocked.
795
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,998
- Daddy, there's no hunting.
Give me the gun.
796
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,459
Give me the gun.
- Eli?
797
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:13,793
What was that?
798
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,004
- Uh, it's my daddy!
799
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,131
He wandered over again.
The gun went off.
800
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:19,757
Everybody's all right.
801
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,342
I'm gonna take him back now.
802
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,345
- All right, well,
don't be long.
803
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,390
[dramatic music]
804
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:34,397
♪ ♪
805
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:51,456
♪ ♪
806
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,731
[engine turns over]
807
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:23,613
♪ ♪
808
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,100
- This was an evil man.
809
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,519
- I guess the devil's
in all of us a little bit.
810
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:56,938
- You speak the truth,
Dr. Gemstone.
811
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,942
- Call me Eli.
812
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,738
- Eli.
813
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,915
- Boy, you Gemstones
do Christmas up.
814
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,132
- Get your family back,
Baby Billy.
815
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:27,927
- I'll figure it out.
816
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,806
Don't worry about me.
I got plenty of time.
817
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,646
- This was all a bad dream.
818
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,149
- Life is but a dream.
819
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,651
Is--isn't
that how the song goes?
820
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,238
♪ Merrily, merrily ♪
- Yeah, that's right.
821
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:52,243
- Never truer words.
That's--that's all it is.
822
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,454
- Yup.
- You know, I was thinking
823
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:58,625
it seems like a week ago
I was in Arkansas
824
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:02,337
and yelling at you
to eat your turnips.
825
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,547
Remember that?
826
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:08,676
Now, in a blink,
here--here we are.
827
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,094
- Here we are.
828
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,975
- You know,
I'm proud of you, son.
829
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,685
I never told you enough.
830
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,063
A-a-and I could be
hard on you,
831
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:23,816
but you're a good man, Eli.
832
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,612
- You're a good man, too.
833
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,740
Better man than me.
834
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,494
I love you, Daddy.
835
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:37,997
- Uh, l--let go.
Get off.
836
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,207
- Relax, I'm try--
- [speaking incoherently]
837
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,958
- Relax, I'm just trying
to give you a hug.
838
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,418
- Who the hell
do you think you are?
839
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,878
Get--get away.
Ruth!
840
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,755
Ruth!
841
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,549
Ru--ahh.
842
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,761
[melancholy music]
843
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,888
Ruth! Ruth.
844
00:32:53,971 --> 00:33:00,937
♪ ♪
845
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,757
- [whispers] Pow.
846
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:36,264
all: ♪ Lay down, lay down,
lay it all down ♪
847
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,100
♪ Let your white birds
smile up ♪
848
00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:42,395
♪ At the ones
who stand and frown ♪
849
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,942
- ♪ We were so close ♪
850
00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:51,237
♪ There was no room ♪
851
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:56,784
♪ We bled inside
each other's wounds ♪
852
00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:02,457
♪ We all had caught
the same disease ♪
853
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:07,795
♪ And we all sang
the songs of peace ♪
854
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,298
♪ Some came to sing ♪
855
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,301
♪ Some came to pray ♪
856
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:17,764
♪ Some came to keep
the dark away ♪
857
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:26,481
♪ So raise
the candles high ♪
858
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:27,899
♪ 'Cause if you don't ♪
859
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,736
♪ We could stay black
against the sky ♪
860
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:37,283
♪ Oh, raise them
higher again ♪
861
00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:40,119
♪ And if you do,
we could stay dry ♪
862
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:43,956
♪ Against the rain ♪
863
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,336
all: ♪ Lay down, lay down,
lay it all down ♪
864
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:51,172
♪ Let your white birds
smile up ♪
865
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,299
♪ At the ones
who stand and frown ♪
866
00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:58,513
♪ You gotta raise
your candle-- ♪
867
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,598
[bright tone]
868
00:35:00,648 --> 00:35:05,198
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