All language subtitles for The Neighborhood S04E12 eng

Earthquake!

Earthquake, earthquake!

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Are you okay, baby?

- Uh.
- I think so.

- Okay.
- Oh.Where's Dad?

Earthquake! Earthquake!

It's an earthquake!

Stay calm. Stay calm.
Everything's okay.

I gathered all our essentials.

I got a air mattress.
Cell phones.

I got my dream journal.

You remembered
your dream journal,

but you forgot your pants?

Oh, hey.

Good morning, everybody.

Are you,
are you guys okay?

Other than this coffee being
a little bitter, we're fine.

Where's Malcolm and Marty?

They're fine.

They don't get out of bed
for anything under a 5.8.

I can't believe you guys
are so calm about this.

My heart is beating
out of my chest.

Girl, we grew up here.

We ain't new to this.
We true to this.

I mean, the only reason
I got out of bed is

to see which neighbor
slept naked.

- And I was right, it was Dave.
- Yeah.

All right, so,
what do we do now?

We pitch a tent so we don't
have to sleep inside tonight?

Dave, I don't think a guy
that's wearing a welcome mat

for pants should be talking
about pitching tents.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*

*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 04 Episode 12

Episode Title: "Welcome to the Big One"
Aired on: January 24, 2022.

Well, thanks so much for coming
on such short notice, Jackie.

I mean, these cracks
look pretty nasty.

For the owner of
Tina-licious Cakes? No problem.

I accept cash, credit
and red velvet cupcakes.

Well, there's not much to do.

I mean, this house is
rock-solid, you know?

Well, technically,
that's not a part of the house.

Well, I'm just hoping
for a big enough aftershock

So I can finally get
my open concept kitchen.

Ha. I wouldn't bet on it.

I mean, we rode out
the big one in '94

with no problem.

This house is like me.

They just don't build 'em
like this anymore.

You know?

Calvin,
the Lord has spoken,

and He said
it's time to remodel.

Even the Bible got
a New Testament.

Oh.

So, which color would you like
for our new walls?

I like this one.

Well,
that's the color it is now.

Exactly.

Come on, baby, let's take this
as an opportunity

to just update some things.

Okay, you know what?
We'll get an 85-inch TV.

It'll hide all the cracks.

Nice try. No.

- Oooh!
- Oh, hey, you two.

Are my babies okay?

Yeah, we're all right.

Our house did get
a little bit of damage,

but we're not worried.

We're renters.

Uh, speaking of,

there is a-a hole
in the wall

that looks like somebody flew
a drone into it,

but it was definitely
from the earthquake.

Well, this is
a pretty big job.

Uh, you might want
to check into a hotel.

We'll stay at our hotel.

What do you mean,
"your hotel?"

The one next door.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

I mean, the staff
treats you like family,

because they are family.

And the place feels like yours,
because it is yours.

Hey, buddy.
What do you got there?

My clothes.

Figured we'd ship everything
else back to Michigan.

I'd like to leave
this afternoon.

Wha...

I thought you loved California.

Well, that was before I knew
it was a death trap.

All right, buddy, come on.
Sit down, look.

We're all gonna be fine.

Okay?

He's not wrong.

There is no need to worry,
honey.

We just have to be prepared,

which is why I bought us this.

Everything we need to
prepare for another quake:

Protein bars,
water pouches, a flashlight,

even this adorable
fire extinguisher

that looks like our regular
fire extinguisher's baby.

Fine. I'll go unpack.

And pray for baby fires.

Wow, Grover's really
freaked out.

Well, yeah,
it makes sense.

I mean, I could see
how last night would be

totally terrifying
for a child.

Aftershock!

Uh-oh.

That was the
garbage truck, Dave.

- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Ah, man.

Nah, you know what?
Best out of 17.

Oh, no way, man.

No way. You lost.

Mom and Dad are taking
your room.

What? No, hell nah, man.

- Let's wrestle for it.
- What? Aah!

I'm-a drop you.

I don't know
what you're doing,

but you're too old
to be doing it.

Put him down.

Oh, uh... Hey.

We-we were just wrestling over
who gets to give you their room.

And luckily, Malcolm won.

Ah, what? No, man.

I mean, uh... Yeah.

All I do is win.Ow.

Uh, Mom, Dad,

make yourselves at home.

Mi casa es
quite literally su casa

because we rent from you.

Well, it's freezing in here.

Marty, what the hell happened
to my thermostat?

That's a new system I put in.

You can control the temperature
from your phone.

Fancy, right?

Oh, very fancy.

Now tell your phone I'm cold.

And tell your brother
I'm raising the rent.

Oh, uh, Ma,
you did not have to go shopping.

We do have food.

You have dino nuggets
and soy sauce packets.

And this bottle of ranch is old
enough to have voted for Obama.

I'm not gonna spend the next
three weeks eating condiments.

I'm about to smoke this chicken.

Uh, Ma, it is 9:30
in the morning.

Well, I'm also gonna
make hash browns.

Oh, okay. So, I guess

that charge from Home Depot
wasn't fraudulent.

You can't put a price
on preparedness.

Oh, apparently you can,

and it's $1,300.

Well, you know,
your little earthquake kit

needed some help, so I got
everything we would need

in case of a flood,
mudslide,

and a biological weapons attack.

What is that for?

It's for beekeeping, Grover.

Methane leaks. All right.

Don't worry, honey. Your dad
just went a little overboard.

I don't think
he went overboard enough.

An earthquake

once made the Mississippi River
flow backwards.

Dave,
you've got to tone it down.

I know you're
freaked out, but... I am not freaked out.

Okay.

What is wrong
with being prepared?

Nothing.
But you're still returning

the gas mask and the generator.

Fine.

Can't return it

if I can't find the receipt.

Tina!

Yeah, baby?

I can see the
construction dumpster

from the window.

Looks like half the
house is in there.

We never should have hired
that contractor.

Is it because she's a woman?

I don't see gender, Tina.

All I see is somebody
ripping up my house.

Hey. Hey, Pop,
Pop, hold up.

Is that my iPad?

Oh, yeah. And by the way,

some girl named
"Jennifer Cheesecake Factory"

sent you some pictures her mama
would not be happy with.

Don't bring her home.

What the hell
is going on in here?

They're just doing repairs.

This is
what we talked about.

No, we talked about paint.

Last time I checked,
you don't need

a sledgehammer to paint.

Oh, hey, it's the Butlers.

Oh, good, you're here.

Just in time for me to fire you.

Fire her?
I thought we agreed

to fix whatever needed
to be fixed to make it safe.

That wall is wobbly
and exposed.

Well, so is Miss Kim.

You don't see nobody trying
to throw her in the dumpster.

You know what?
I'll finish the repairs myself.

I just need some sandpaper,

a few screws and a...

and a little Spackle.

We're missing a wall.

Okay, a lot of Spackle.

All right, uh, Jackie,
why don't you and the crew

go home for the rest of the day,
and I'll have a talk with him.

Come on, guys!

Whoever said he'd fire
us after three days,

I owe you a beer.

Calvin,
you are being ridiculous.

You're so busy at the shop,

these repairs
will take you forever,

and I'll be moving back
into this house in a wheelchair.

Then I'll be sure
to add a ramp to my quote.

Fine.

If you think
that you can do it better,

then have at it.

And have at it I will.

I'll have this house done
in three days!

Give or take a month.

Do svidaniya! Mm!

Hey.

Oh, I see
you helped yourself

to my bottle of Zetta wine.

Cool.

Shh! Shh!

We're watching
90 Day Fiancé.

Uh, you know, I was hoping
that I could watch the game.

Oh, sorry, man.
This is the reunion episode,

and that's when
all the tea gets spilled.

And I have had a day.

Your father lost his damn mind
and fired our contractor,

so looks like we gonna be
living here another six months.

Did you say "six months"?

Uh, Marty, can I speak to you

in the kitchen,
please, my brother?

Oh, not now, man,
Svetlana just threw

her passport in Gabe's face.

Now, you listen to me.
I cannot take this anymore.

We have got to get Mom and Pop
the hell out of here.

You want to turn our parents
out on the street?

The people who gave us life?
Who raised us?

You don't want Mama to leave

because she is
doing your laundry.

Okay, man, she folded
the fitted sheets,

Oh, man. It's basically witchcraft.

Look, the only witchcraft
she is working

is making my dates
disappear from this house.

All right, I think
you're pretty good

at making them disappear
all on your own.

Oh, please... You can't blame Mommy
for that, I'm just saying.

Earthquake.

An earthquake is happening.

What is going on?

Gemma, you're not
wearing any shoes.

First earthquake drill demerit.

Drill? We never
agreed to a drill.

Do you think Mother Nature
sends a written invitation

before she opens a sinkhole
in your yard?

A sinkhole?

Yes, that's right, Grover.
A sinkhole.

Now, everyone,
find the safest exit.

Uh, the front door?

Rookie mistake.

What...

You would have been crushed
by all of this literature.

Okay, this drill is over.

Okay, fine. But...

based on everyone's performance,
I can't guarantee

that we would all survive
the next big one.

Dad, you are a very loud
whisperer.

I'm sleeping in the yard.

Uh... Very good, son.

The back door
is the safest egress.

Just be careful
of any fallen power lines.

Dave, this has to stop.
Grover is totally freaked out.

Well, I'm doing this
so he won't be scared.

So he won't be scared
or you won't be scared?

Sorry, my, my finger slipped.

Look, this is how I'm coping.

Okay? If anything
ever happened to you guys...

I would never be able
to forgive myself.

Honey, I appreciate that.

And of course we
should be prepared,

but you've got our
son in the backyard

rationing gummy bears
like it's the end of days.

In retrospect, uh,

maybe I did go
a little overboard.

You think?

You need to go out there
and let Grover know

that everything's
gonna be okay.

Oh, uh, don't go
to the bathroom.

I may or may not have tried
to simulate a water main break.

Oh!

Calvin, that better be you.

'Cause if it's not, whoever
it is is getting this bat!

It's me. I-It's me, baby.

Baby, what are you doing
in there?

Well, right now, I'm just trying
to remember the last time

I had a tetanus shot.

Well, I know it's been
too long. Get out of there.

Look, bae, I just needed
to make sure

everything in the trash
was trash.

I didn't agree
to tear the whole house down.

We're not tearing
the house down.

We just had to change
some things.

Well, you know the saying,
"Change is bad"?

That's not the saying.

Well, it should be.

This dumpster's just filled with
memories I don't want to lose.

Did you see this
wall they tore out?

It's got the comic strip that
Malcolm and Marty drew on.

Remember we were so mad,
but then, eventually,

it grew on us?

Yeah.

That was pretty cute.

All this stuff, babe, this is
what makes our house a home.

Baby, we are what makes
a house a home.

These memories are precious,
but it's time for new ones.

The boys are grown,
we have the money.

And we're in a new phase
in our lives,

and that phase includes
dual showerheads.

Two showerheads? Who needs that?

The couple who showers together.

Well, this could be
an interesting new phase.

Calvin, we love
this neighborhood.

And we have the chance
to turn this house

into the dream home
we always wanted.

Yeah.

It's just hard
letting it all go.

You know, we don't have to.

All right?
Why don't we take this piece

and have it framed?

Good idea.
See?

Uh, b-babe, uh...

Can we save this, too?

It's the first light switch
I had to fix.

Let it go.

Fine.

I'll call Jackie in the morning
and unfire her.

I already did.

Good, because God didn't intend

for three adult men
to share one bathroom.

Hey, buddy.

I brought you
some emergency hot cocoa.

Speaking of hot,

did you know that L.A.
sits on the Ring of Fire?

We are literally living
on a volcano.

They didn't mention that
on Zillow.

Come on, buddy.

Sit down. Listen...

I'm sorry I scared you.

I went totally overboard
with the earthquake prep.

No, you didn't.
We need all that stuff.

Are you aware that this area
is prone to radon leaks?

No, I did not know that.

But no more Wikipedia
for you before bed.

But I get it.

You know, feeling prepared
makes me feel less afraid, too.

I didn't know you got scared.

Oh, well, I hide it very well.

Of course I do.
Look, everybody does.

But that doesn't mean
we should run away

from the things
that are scaring us.

And besides, natural
disasters happen everywhere,

even Michigan.

I know.

Fun fact, in 1965,
Michigan had 12 tornadoes.

In one day.

Well, I'm glad we moved.

Look, the point is,

Mom and I are never gonna
let anything happen to you.

You know, and we live
in a neighborhood

filled with people
who have our backs,

so no matter what happens,

we're gonna be okay.

I do love it here.

Malcolm and Marty
promised they'd take me

to the horse track.

Well, that's something
we'll talk about.

Ma!

What are you doing in here?

Brushing my hair.

There better be
some hot water left.

I need some privacy, people!

Boy, ain't nobody looking
at you. Get on out of there.

Ah.

Have you gained some weight?

No, Mother, I have not.

I blame you and your
smoked chickens.

Aw, bae.

I'll be glad when
our renovations are done.

These single showerheads,
they're just so old-school.

Mama and Dad have got to go.

Oh, was it the bathroom party

that changed your mind?

Hey, boys.
Ah...

Well, since the contractor
will be finished next week,

we decided to
treat ourselves

and spend our last few
days in a nice hotel.

Oh, really? Well, oh, gosh,

it's been so lovely
having y'all here.

Yeah, yeah. I-I wish you guys

could've stayed longer.

It really just flew by.

Not to me.

Hello.

Why are you wet?

Funny story.

Jimmy was laying a little
conduit for the electrical...

Water. Get to the water.

Right.

Uh, well, then we found
some termite damage.

And, it turns out,
when we pulled out the wood,

it was the only thing
holding up your pipes.

How much and how long?

Six weeks, and I'll email you
the quote

because I don't want
to say it to your face.

Lord of Light, what have
we done to deserve this?

Well, it ain't no pleasure
cruise for me, either.

You think I like
living with dude smell?

Uh... Look,

if y'all gonna be
staying here for that long,

- then we need to set down
some ground rules. - Yeah.

To make your stay
much more comfortable.

Where are you going, baby?

I need a break.

I'm-a go sit by the pool
in my living room.

♪ I never met a girl
who makes me feel ♪

♪ The way that you do ♪

♪ You're all right ♪

♪ Whenever I'm asked
who makes my dreams real ♪

♪ I say that you do ♪

♪ You're out of sight ♪

♪ So, fee-fi ♪

♪ Fo-fum ♪

♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪

♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪

♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪

♪ I'm gonna try to make you
love me, too ♪

♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪

♪ Get ready 'cause here I come

♪ I'm on my way ♪

♪ Get ready 'cause here I come ♪

♪ If you want to play
hide-and-seek ♪

♪ With love, let me remind you ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ Of the loving
you're gonna miss ♪

♪ In the time it takes
to find you. ♪

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