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They said he was out
the door in two weeks.
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Then I hear the guy's
re-upped for five years.
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The label hated it.
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This castle belongs to
the Duke of Gloucester.
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So I realize that was the guy who kept
angrily staring at me the whole time.
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Hey, Kevin. Hey, Lorne.
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- You ready for this?
- Yeah, what's that?
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Oh, oh! We're gonna do the thing.
Okay.
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All right, you want to start it off?
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- Talk to you, or talk to the lens?
- Either way.
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So, Sandy Wexler...
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Where do I begin?
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He may be the most
unique guy I ever met.
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If you were working in Los Angeles
in the '90s, any time in there,
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you'd run into Sandy Wexler
at some point.
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Sandy was one of those
fringe Hollywood managers
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that you always sort of saw around.
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You know, you'd see him at a wrap party,
and he'd be laughing, stuffing his face.
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You'd think,
"No one even invited this guy."
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Sandy said I could be
the next Patrick Swayze.
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Only thing he ever said to me
that made sense.
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Sandy was not a big shot.
He was a... He was a tiny shot.
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But anybody who met him,
you never forgot him.
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You know, you gotta remember there
was no YouTube, there was no Vines.
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And none of that...
None of the social media platforms.
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You really needed a guy
like Sandy to be seen.
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Not Sandy.
Not Sandy, but a guy like Sandy.
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Hey, Arsenio!
Nice to see you again, kiddo.
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Have I seen you before?
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Yeah, it's Sandy Wexler.
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I met you at Bernie's beach house,
with Doug and Danny.
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You guys were playing hangman.
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You were hysterical that night. No one
could figure out the word "canoe."
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I have no idea
what you're talking about, man.
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How you doing with your manager, kid?
Are you still fighting?
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I don't have a manager, man.
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Well, you do now. If you want one.
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No, I'm good. I... I have an agent.
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- Oh.
- As a matter of fact, I have six agents.
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Got plenty of white people in my life.
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- All right.
- I'm good, dawg.
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An agent is business.
A manager is family.
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He guides you. He advises you.
He fights the good fights.
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Makes the tough phone calls.
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Truth is, I'm not happy unless...
unless you're happy.
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So what do you say, Arsenio?
You wanna get happy together?
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Continued success, Arsenio!
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Okay? Oh!
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I got a hit on the hip, and it's Sinbad.
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I don't think any of those people
were really beeping him.
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'Cause he would just go, like,
"Oh, jeez, Mackenzie Phillips."
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The one thing about Sandy is,
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- he just never stopped lying.
- Always.
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Managers get used to lying,
but Sandy took it to an art form.
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Where am I? I'm in Joel Silver's office
right now, talking about you.
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If you land on your feet...
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Hey, buddy, how long are you gonna be?
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Excuse me, I am talking
to Lew Wasserman's neighbor right now.
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That was Janet Maslin from the Times.
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Sandy's personal life?
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- I know nothing. I know nothing.
- Did he have a personal life?
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- He wasn't married.
- Didn't date.
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It was sad. Seemed like he
didn't have any friends, right?
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He had no friends.
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Any good?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's great.
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But he was the king of the fake laugh
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- and the applauding combo. Yeah.
- Combo. Yeah.
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Next time he'll get his own ketchup.
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You gotta go.
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Is Mary Jo Slater
the casting agent on this?
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- No. I don't know.
- Good job, guys.
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I was in Nam.
But, you know, I was there in 1984,
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so it was... It was a different vibe.
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And then all I hear in the back is...
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- He would fake laugh at funny comics.
- That melon.
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It was like, "Why are you fake laughing?
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- It's Eddie Murphy. He's funny."
- Right!
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When it came to eating
with Sandy, he, um...
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It was like a smorgasbord on his face.
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I mean, he was on the Atkins diet, right?
So he always had, like, chicken...
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- Kielbasa.
- T-bone steak.
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- Brisket.
- Beef jerky.
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I never actually ate with Sandy,
but I did hear it was kind of gross.
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Can you close your mouth
just a little bit?
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What did I do?
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He dressed like your grandfather,
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he had the table manners of a horse,
but he was a great manager.
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He really cared about his clients.
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He made them his family.
He was with them all the time.
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And, uh, I wasn't sure
what he was doing for them,
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but you could feel the love.
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I spoke to Chili's. I think I can
get us the corner table there
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and preorder the appetizers.
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I don't give a shit
about Chili's right now.
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I thought you wanted to go to Chili's.
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- No, I never said that.
- You said that.
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That's okay.
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You're nervous.
I can see that you're sweating.
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- I'm scared, Sandy.
- Yeah.
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I gotta jump over ten trailers
and land on a waterbed.
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Why are you laughing?
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Because you're funny.
You make me laugh.
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- Well, I'm not trying to be funny.
- No, it's the way you said it.
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The way I said...
What are you...
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Look at the size of this crowd.
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You said they'd come, and they came.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of El Segundo Motor Home Court,
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here to defy gravity,
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please let's welcome Wild Gary Roberts!
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- Rodgers!
- Rodgers!
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He said that. He said Rodgers.
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Yeah, 'cause I told him to!
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He said it the first time.
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I... I wish we could...
'Cause he did say it the first time.
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- Stop talking.
- All right. I will.
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You get up there
and you show these people who you are.
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Gary Rodgers.
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It's Gary Rodgers. You said that, right?
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The second time.
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Yeah, but you knew it.
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Okay, guys, let's do this.
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What are you saying?
I don't know what you're...
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What are you pointing to?
I can only go forward.
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Oh, my God.
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He's really gonna jump
over all those trailers?
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Sir, my client is the best daredevil
trapeze artist in the world.
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Thank you very much.
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Let's go.
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Yeah!
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What?
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...Oh, shit!
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Jesus Christ!
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Sandy.
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- He had this one guy, Ted Rafferty...
- Oh, yeah.
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...who was a, you know, puppet act.
Not that good. Like, a middle act.
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He believed in him.
He thought he was the greatest.
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He's like, "I'm gonna make him
the next Mr. Buttons."
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So, uh, Charlie,
have you always been a puppet?
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Well, I don't know.
Have you always been a parade float?
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I'm just trying
to get to know you better, that's all.
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Know me better?
I'm sitting on your lap.
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No, but seriously,
what's it like being a puppet?
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Well, I come from
a long line of puppets.
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My father was a puppet.
My father's father was a puppet.
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Really? Was your father's father's
father a puppet?
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Wait for the punch line, buddy.
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Somebody call JCPenney.
One of the mannequins is on the loose.
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Sir, have you ever had
a date in your life?
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Actually, I have.
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Your Anita Bryant poster doesn't count.
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But honestly, sir,
how long have you been dead for?
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Where do you come up with this stuff?
I wish you didn't.
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That was hysterical.
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So you caught the whole show, then?
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I saw every word of it.
It was sensational.
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I saw you come in late!
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Nah. Nah, I was there the whole time.
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Will you get a load of this bullcrap.
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I was. I was.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
now, guys, guys, please.
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All right. Sandy, I... I believe you.
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Thank you, Ted.
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And I was thinking, you'd do so well now
with the beach theater crowd.
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And you've got the once a month gig
opening for Fred Travalena at the Trop.
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I don't wanna lose that.
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It might be time
to move on to the next level.
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Kicking the piss out of you?
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No. Television.
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But...
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I don't know the first thing
about the TV business.
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That's why you got me.
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- I know my way around the networks.
- Liar!
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Hey, I've had a relationship
with CBS since 1965
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when I was a PA on Gilligan's Island.
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Now, look, kids love the puppets.
And I know there's an audience for that.
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Mmm, maybe.
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Well, what about this?
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I know it's out of left field,
but how about a show for kids?
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Yeah, I was just saying that.
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So we agree.
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My favorite thing about Sandy
is where he lived.
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The place was a palace.
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He lived
on the biggest property in Bel Air.
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Yeah.
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Gorgeous pool.
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One of the finest collections
of luxury cars I've ever seen.
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Make sure you hydrate, Yoshi!
It's a hot day!
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Of course, none of it belonged to Sandy.
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It was owned by some Jewish Iranian...
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The guy never even set foot
in the United States.
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...who needed Sandy there
for legal reasons.
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And he was not allowed
in the main house.
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He was in the cabana by the pool.
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...No, no, no, no.
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Oh, no! Oh, no, no!
No, no, no!
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Stay! Stay! Stay!
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I've lived here for four years already.
You should know me by now.
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Get to see the face.
The king of Hollywood.
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Do you understand me?
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- Sandy?
- Ahh!
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Oh. Hi, uh, Amy.
Hi, Donna and Kendra.
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- Lola.
- Jesse.
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Yeah, that's right.
Wow, they're getting sharp.
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What brings you all the way out here
from Tarzana?
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Well, you said you'd watch the kids
while I go on the audition.
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Is that still okay?
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Oh, don't be silly. Of course.
We're gonna have a good time, guys.
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I have to get it, Sandy.
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I'm working two jobs
just to tread water out here.
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You're the quintessential American mother.
Oscar Mayer would be crazy to pass on you.
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Oscar Mayer? I thought I was auditioning
to play a hooker in a Wes Craven movie.
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You know what? My doctor put me
on a new thyroid medicine.
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He said it might make me foggy,
and I guess he was right.
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- Okay, Sandy, I'm gonna go.
- Yeah.
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Girls, be nice to Mr. Wexler. Okay?
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Yes, Mommy.
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- Oh, we're gonna have fun, guys.
- Okay.
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- Go get 'em, kid. Go get 'em.
- Okay.
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Oh, there's dogs out there. They...
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Hey! Hi, guys. Hi, sweet girl. Hi.
223
00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:32,803
So what are you shmegegges up for?
224
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I have the original script
of On Golden Pond.
225
00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:38,433
Do you wanna read that out loud?
226
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:39,559
No?
227
00:11:39,644 --> 00:11:41,061
What would you like to do?
228
00:11:41,145 --> 00:11:42,229
Go swimming?
229
00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:44,940
No, no, no.
That could get me kicked out of here.
230
00:11:45,024 --> 00:11:46,483
I thought you were
the king of Hollywood?
231
00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:47,652
I never said that.
232
00:11:47,735 --> 00:11:50,445
- You said it to the dogs.
- Like a minute ago.
233
00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:51,488
No, I didn't.
234
00:11:52,698 --> 00:11:55,117
You guys like roller coasters?
235
00:11:55,993 --> 00:11:58,203
Unbelievable.
236
00:11:58,287 --> 00:12:02,958
Rifkin left Triad and he's joining forces
with Zifkin over at William Morris.
237
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:09,799
After I was promoted out of the mail-room
at MCA, I was assigned to Frank Gorshin.
238
00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:14,845
And Frank Gorshin used to have me
hand-wash the Riddler costume,
239
00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:20,184
because he felt washing machines
might stretch out the material.
240
00:12:21,518 --> 00:12:25,022
Hey, guys, this way.
This way. Come with me.
241
00:12:26,691 --> 00:12:29,484
♪ All through the wintertime ♪
242
00:12:29,568 --> 00:12:32,697
♪ He hid himself away ♪
243
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:35,825
♪ Ashamed to show his face ♪
244
00:12:35,908 --> 00:12:38,577
♪ Afraid of what others might say ♪
245
00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:45,209
♪ All through the winter
In his lonely clump of leaves ♪
246
00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:48,462
- Hey, dude, I can't see.
- What? Okay.
247
00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:53,467
♪ And very soon agreed
Indeed ♪
248
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:56,721
Yes, a very fine swan indeed.
249
00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:00,682
Take a look at yourself in the lake.
You'll see.
250
00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:03,227
♪ I'm not such an ugly duckling ♪
251
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:06,814
♪ No feathers all stubby and brown ♪
252
00:13:06,897 --> 00:13:08,607
Pitch perfect.
253
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:13,946
♪ In so many words
Say the best in town ♪
254
00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:15,572
♪ The best ♪
255
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:17,324
♪ The best ♪
256
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,743
♪ The best in town ♪
257
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,787
Very nice.
258
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:24,915
Excuse me.
You were fantastic up there.
259
00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:27,001
- Oh, thanks. You're sweet.
- Yeah.
260
00:13:27,084 --> 00:13:28,293
It's corny, but it's fun.
261
00:13:28,377 --> 00:13:31,130
Corny? That had an edge to it.
I'm Sandy Wexler.
262
00:13:31,213 --> 00:13:33,257
Courtney. Nice to meet you.
263
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,843
I just... I couldn't keep
my eyes off you up there.
264
00:13:35,926 --> 00:13:38,470
Please don't hit on me
in front of your kids. That's creepy.
265
00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,264
- He's not our dad.
- No, I'm not.
266
00:13:40,347 --> 00:13:41,390
He's the king of Hollywood.
267
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:43,976
She thinks I said that to the dogs,
but I didn't.
268
00:13:44,059 --> 00:13:46,520
Listen, can we talk somewhere?
I'm a talent manager.
269
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:48,730
I kinda gotta go.
We have a show every 12 minutes.
270
00:13:48,814 --> 00:13:51,233
It'll take four minutes of your time.
It'll be worth it.
271
00:13:54,945 --> 00:13:58,615
...someone who advises you,
someone who guides you,
272
00:13:58,698 --> 00:14:02,912
who makes the tough phone calls,
fights the big fights.
273
00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:04,538
Atkins.
274
00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:07,707
I mean, your voice,
275
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,378
it sounds like a...
a bird and an angel had a baby.
276
00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:14,756
And you just so happen to be beautiful.
277
00:14:15,382 --> 00:14:16,926
You can't teach beautiful.
278
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:20,304
If you could, I'd be in class right now,
believe me.
279
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,598
I'm telling you, you could be somebody.
280
00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:27,019
Come on. If I was gonna be anybody,
I'd be her by now.
281
00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:29,521
Everybody's gotta start somewhere.
282
00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:33,650
Buddy Hackett was a dishwasher
in the Catskills till he was 60.
283
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:37,571
Barbra Streisand started
as a backup singer in a petting zoo.
284
00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:40,783
Liza Minnelli used to
sing in a coal mine.
285
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:42,910
Wasn't her mother Judy Garland?
286
00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:44,578
No, that's made up.
287
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:49,208
The mightiest tornado
starts with a small breeze.
288
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,043
You sound like a fortune cookie.
289
00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:53,462
I used to represent a guy
who wrote fortune cookies.
290
00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:55,130
Get out of here.
291
00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:57,674
Yeah, he wrote for Happy Days
and fortune cookies.
292
00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,634
Let me ask you something.
293
00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:03,097
Why do you do what you do?
294
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:05,808
I don't know.
295
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,811
The only time I really feel alive
is when I'm singing.
296
00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:13,232
Well, imagine if you were singing
on stage in front of 50,000 people.
297
00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:15,067
You think you'd feel alive then?
298
00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:19,154
Up there singing like a bird
and an angel had a baby?
299
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:21,698
You like the bird and angel thing,
don't you?
300
00:15:21,781 --> 00:15:23,325
I said that already?
301
00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:25,452
- Can I ask you something?
- Please do.
302
00:15:25,535 --> 00:15:27,412
Can you get any of that food
in your mouth?
303
00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:34,962
So you're saying I should quit right now
and leave with you?
304
00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:38,090
You're too big for this duck pond.
It's time to fly.
305
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:41,468
You like to make trouble,
don't you, Sandy?
306
00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,513
What do you say? Wanna team up?
307
00:15:45,097 --> 00:15:48,808
I'll tell you what I told Josh Gelfand
in the sixth grade
308
00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:51,186
- when he asked me to the spring social.
- Uh-huh.
309
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,522
I'd love to,
but we gotta ask my dad first.
310
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,815
Ooh!
311
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,947
I guess I should have mentioned
my Dad's in Seward, Alaska.
312
00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,782
Oh, that's fine. I love it there.
313
00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:04,700
It's beautiful.
314
00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,994
- Oh, you've been?
- No, I haven't been there.
315
00:16:07,953 --> 00:16:09,371
- But you just said...
- No, I didn't.
316
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,917
I guess I should have also
mentioned the prison thing.
317
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,001
Are you kidding?
318
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:17,379
I was in prison my entire childhood.
319
00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:21,675
An emotional prison.
That's a life sentence, I'm telling you.
320
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:26,680
- The Yugo, imported from France.
- Isn't it from Yugoslavia?
321
00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:33,020
No. "You go" to France.
"You go" and have a good time. Bonjour.
322
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:38,150
Hey, Poppy.
323
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:39,609
How you doing?
324
00:16:39,693 --> 00:16:41,987
Oh, it's always a great day
when I see my little girl.
325
00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:46,616
Mr. Clarke, truly a pleasure.
Sandy Wexler of Wexler Artists.
326
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,452
Is this the fool that
want to manage you?
327
00:16:49,036 --> 00:16:52,372
Um, yes, I did come up here
to talk to you about that.
328
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:56,543
And if you're available
to speak, you know, and now's the time,
329
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:59,088
I would love to have
a conversation about this.
330
00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:01,090
If we could conversate, I'm here to...
331
00:17:01,173 --> 00:17:03,258
What about Six Flags Magic Mountain?
332
00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:07,137
I mean, she got benefits,
a paycheck every week.
333
00:17:07,221 --> 00:17:08,638
That mountain is truly magical.
334
00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:09,764
No, it is.
335
00:17:09,848 --> 00:17:13,768
I just, with all due respect,
I think your daughter has the magic.
336
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:18,107
With her talent,
she could have a dream-come-true life.
337
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:19,608
You mean, better than all of this?
338
00:17:21,318 --> 00:17:22,152
What?
339
00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,114
Dad.
340
00:17:25,822 --> 00:17:26,991
Who else have you managed?
341
00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:29,618
You ever hear of Indiana Jones?
342
00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,203
You work with Harrison Ford?
343
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,622
No, but I do represent the guy
344
00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:36,666
who got his heart pulled out
of his chest in Temple of Doom.
345
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:37,834
I love that guy.
346
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,419
Everybody does.
347
00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:42,172
I don't know anything
about show business, Sandy.
348
00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:43,507
How do I know if I can trust you?
349
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:48,262
Because I can look you dead in the eye
and promise you this:
350
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:52,932
I will always do what's best
for your daughter.
351
00:17:58,105 --> 00:17:59,773
Well, okay. In that case...
352
00:17:59,856 --> 00:18:03,610
♪ You got a new manager ♪
353
00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:05,904
♪ Thank you, Daddy ♪
354
00:18:05,988 --> 00:18:08,115
♪ What a wonderful moment ♪
355
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:10,034
The singing is just for us.
356
00:18:10,117 --> 00:18:12,536
Okay. Good. Will do...
Will never do it again.
357
00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:14,829
You guys want to go out and celebrate?
358
00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:16,206
I can't go nowhere.
359
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,501
Oh, that's right. I'm sorry.
Please don't shiv me.
360
00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:23,838
Shiv you? Man, I ain't no inmate. I work
here. I've got... got the night shift.
361
00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:26,175
What the... What?
362
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,426
Got ya.
363
00:18:27,509 --> 00:18:29,553
Oh! Ha!
364
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:30,637
Very good.
365
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,891
Darling, you should take Sandy out
for a dinner and a show, Alaskan style.
366
00:18:37,394 --> 00:18:40,022
- That's amazing.
- Right?
367
00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:41,315
So good.
368
00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:45,610
The northern lights
and my new friend Sandy.
369
00:18:45,694 --> 00:18:47,112
That's as good as it gets.
370
00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:49,989
Northern lights are something else.
371
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:51,825
I was actually talking
about the burger, though.
372
00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:54,286
Is this bison, or is it moose meat?
373
00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:56,121
What's making it so good?
374
00:18:56,205 --> 00:18:58,290
It's a hamburger, crazy man.
375
00:18:58,373 --> 00:19:00,459
- A hamburger?
- And you're missing out without the bun.
376
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:01,918
Now, the bun...
377
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,129
If I lose five more pounds,
it's back to the buns.
378
00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:05,214
Oh, my God.
379
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:09,718
So you really think I could be somebody?
380
00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:12,971
- You are going straight to the top.
- Yeah?
381
00:19:13,055 --> 00:19:15,307
Up there
with all the other beautiful stars.
382
00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:17,392
Show me which star I am.
383
00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:19,686
- You wanna know which star you are?
- Yeah.
384
00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:20,854
Let's see.
385
00:19:20,937 --> 00:19:23,565
You are that one right there.
386
00:19:23,648 --> 00:19:25,400
Sandy, that's an airplane.
387
00:19:26,025 --> 00:19:28,862
I know. I told you,
you were going places.
388
00:19:28,945 --> 00:19:31,948
- That's real smooth, Sandy.
- Thank you.
389
00:19:32,031 --> 00:19:33,950
You must be a real lady-killer.
390
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,410
Listen,
391
00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:38,747
if we're gonna do business together,
we gotta have boundaries.
392
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:41,208
I'm sorry,
but I learned that the hard way.
393
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,792
A bad breakup?
394
00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:45,420
His name was Alfred.
395
00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:47,464
Oh, you're gay!
396
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:49,799
I can see that now.
397
00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:52,094
No, I'm not gay as far as I know.
398
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:56,515
- Alfred was my first client.
- Mmm-hmm.
399
00:19:56,598 --> 00:19:59,101
More than that.
He was... He was my best friend.
400
00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:00,394
Did he die?
401
00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:01,686
No, no.
402
00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:06,900
He got famous, and he, uh...
and he dumped me.
403
00:20:07,734 --> 00:20:08,735
That dick!
404
00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:12,364
He wasn't a dick.
I was the dick. It was my fault.
405
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:15,617
I let the friendship
get in the way of the business.
406
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,621
Now understand it's show business,
not show friendship. Right?
407
00:20:19,704 --> 00:20:21,331
That is so sad.
408
00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:23,875
It's not sad.
It's actually a good thing.
409
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,879
Because I got a stable of talent
in Hollywood
410
00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:31,550
that I, quite frankly,
think is the best of the bunch.
411
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,928
And Eisner knows it,
and Ovitch knows it.
412
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:38,432
I'm sorry,
and I don't wanna toot my own horn
413
00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:41,393
'cause that's not what I like to do,
but toot-toot.
414
00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:43,228
Hmm.
415
00:20:43,312 --> 00:20:46,022
Best thing to me is I found you.
416
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:48,942
I'm glad you found me.
417
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:51,528
You're not as happy as I am.
Trust me.
418
00:20:52,111 --> 00:20:54,072
But we gotta get to work.
419
00:20:54,156 --> 00:20:55,949
Whenever Sandy signed a new client,
420
00:20:56,032 --> 00:21:00,162
he had a team of support people that
immediately began making over the client.
421
00:21:00,245 --> 00:21:03,665
He would just enroll everybody
in classes for the stuff they didn't do.
422
00:21:03,748 --> 00:21:05,667
Movement, martial arts...
423
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,462
A posture person,
and then a hair person.
424
00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:10,839
- And no one was better off after that.
- No.
425
00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:11,923
It was a train wreck.
426
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:13,175
I'm not a dancer, Sandy.
427
00:21:13,258 --> 00:21:15,469
- It doesn't matter if you can't dance.
- It's all right.
428
00:21:15,552 --> 00:21:18,513
- Miss Gideon is gonna teach you to move.
- I got you, sweetheart.
429
00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:20,932
- It's about presence on stage.
- All right. That's enough, Sandy.
430
00:21:21,015 --> 00:21:22,767
- All right. Here we go.
- It's about being comfortable.
431
00:21:22,851 --> 00:21:25,562
- You know, Baryshnikov, I hear...
- Shut it, Sandy. I got her.
432
00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:29,065
...Who me? Who me? Who me?
433
00:21:29,148 --> 00:21:31,109
I'm a rock star. I'm a rock star.
434
00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:35,322
And pass the mic. Pass the mic.
Down the mic. Down the mic.
435
00:21:35,405 --> 00:21:36,740
That's it. That's it.
436
00:21:36,823 --> 00:21:38,575
- That's it. Now you're in it.
- Bobby Brown.
437
00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:40,785
More madness! Stomp the ant.
438
00:21:40,869 --> 00:21:42,412
Seattle. Seattle.
439
00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:46,250
- She doesn't know how to dance?
- You're a diva!
440
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:49,378
- This girl can do it all.
- Feel it. And stop!
441
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:50,629
Hammer time!
442
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:56,301
Wonderful.
443
00:21:56,385 --> 00:21:58,345
Okay. Let's see it.
444
00:21:59,388 --> 00:22:01,180
...Very good.
445
00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:03,558
Very bad.
446
00:22:04,476 --> 00:22:06,019
Complete shit.
447
00:22:06,102 --> 00:22:10,357
You know what? I don't like the ice cream.
It's a bad idea. Looks terrible.
448
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,902
Now let's go sexy, huh?
Can you give me some sexy, Courtney?
449
00:22:13,985 --> 00:22:15,779
Come on.
Let's put on some sexy music, Willow.
450
00:22:19,658 --> 00:22:24,162
Okay. Yes. Let's shoop this shit.
Shoop it up, huh?
451
00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:27,332
Let's shoop the shoop.
Show me the sexy. Come on.
452
00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:28,875
Give me sexy.
453
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:31,085
Honey, think of something sexy, huh?
454
00:22:31,169 --> 00:22:33,463
- Like what?
- Like moose burgers.
455
00:22:33,547 --> 00:22:35,048
...And there it is. Shoot that.
456
00:22:35,674 --> 00:22:39,260
Ah, Sandy likes it. No one knows why.
457
00:22:39,344 --> 00:22:40,929
Put your hand on your chin.
458
00:22:42,221 --> 00:22:43,848
Not like you're stroking a beard.
459
00:22:43,932 --> 00:22:46,643
Like you're thinking,
thinking filthy thoughts.
460
00:22:46,726 --> 00:22:48,395
Like wieners!
461
00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:52,065
Ah, that's good, Willow!
Wieners is good. You're brilliant today.
462
00:22:52,148 --> 00:22:54,318
Come on. Hand on chin,
thinking of wieners.
463
00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:56,235
I suck at this.
464
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,696
- No, you don't. You're great.
- Oh, come on.
465
00:22:57,779 --> 00:22:59,781
It... You just... It's easy.
466
00:22:59,864 --> 00:23:00,990
Then you do it, Sandy.
467
00:23:01,074 --> 00:23:02,409
- Come on. Get over here.
- No, no, no, no.
468
00:23:02,492 --> 00:23:05,495
- You're a performer. I don't do that.
- Come on, Sandy.
469
00:23:05,579 --> 00:23:07,831
You said it's easy.
Dream of the wieners, huh?
470
00:23:07,914 --> 00:23:09,165
Come over here. Come on.
471
00:23:09,248 --> 00:23:11,250
Do I wear my glasses,
or do I take them off? Or...
472
00:23:11,335 --> 00:23:12,919
Nobody gives a shit. Come on.
473
00:23:13,878 --> 00:23:15,922
Eh...
474
00:23:16,005 --> 00:23:18,800
- You put your hand on the chin.
- Uh-huh.
475
00:23:18,883 --> 00:23:20,552
You just... You think.
476
00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:26,182
Huh? Just thinking.
Little more thinking over here.
477
00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:28,810
Yes, that's brilliant.
478
00:23:28,893 --> 00:23:32,564
Beautiful. Thank you, Sandy.
Clear out of frame.
479
00:23:32,647 --> 00:23:34,524
- Get out.
- No, I'm gonna miss him.
480
00:23:35,108 --> 00:23:37,611
No, you'll be fine.
Sexy will be right over here.
481
00:23:37,694 --> 00:23:38,903
- Don't worry.
- I'll be there.
482
00:23:38,987 --> 00:23:41,322
He's still got his hand on his chin.
He's so cute.
483
00:23:41,906 --> 00:23:43,700
Ah, that's much better.
484
00:23:43,783 --> 00:23:45,702
Yes, that's it.
485
00:23:45,785 --> 00:23:47,746
Yes, now I see sexy.
486
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,380
The definition of, like, a given
487
00:23:56,463 --> 00:23:58,882
is that kids wake up
and they think, "Me so horny."
488
00:23:58,965 --> 00:24:02,677
And then, you know, you don't need
a song that just reinforces,
489
00:24:02,761 --> 00:24:04,095
they know they're so horny.
490
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:06,598
If it was, like, "Me So Introspective"
or something like that.
491
00:24:06,681 --> 00:24:08,975
Or "Me So Ambivalent" or...
492
00:24:09,058 --> 00:24:10,394
Just so good.
493
00:24:10,477 --> 00:24:14,022
Talk about fearless.
Best in town by far.
494
00:24:14,105 --> 00:24:15,774
Isn't she?
495
00:24:15,857 --> 00:24:16,983
She? Who's she?
496
00:24:17,776 --> 00:24:18,777
What?
497
00:24:19,403 --> 00:24:21,905
- Did you call him?
- Yeah, I called him.
498
00:24:21,988 --> 00:24:23,156
What'd he say?
499
00:24:24,658 --> 00:24:27,411
- What'd who say?
- The guy you called.
500
00:24:27,494 --> 00:24:28,912
Who did I call?
501
00:24:29,496 --> 00:24:31,998
The guy from
the Young Comedians Special.
502
00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:34,418
Oh, yeah. No, I gotta call him.
503
00:24:34,501 --> 00:24:37,295
- So you didn't call him?
- No, I called him.
504
00:24:37,378 --> 00:24:38,630
No, you didn't.
505
00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,089
I thought you called him.
506
00:24:40,173 --> 00:24:42,551
Sandy, you're making
even less sense than usual.
507
00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:43,510
No, I'm not.
508
00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:45,595
- Something's off.
- Off how?
509
00:24:45,679 --> 00:24:48,306
I don't know. Different.
510
00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:50,725
Did you dye your hair or something?
511
00:24:51,309 --> 00:24:52,393
I don't think so.
512
00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:54,020
Maybe it's a brain tumor.
513
00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:55,605
Maybe it is.
514
00:24:55,689 --> 00:24:59,192
- Anyway, can we run lines?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
515
00:25:00,819 --> 00:25:03,112
I need to know the truth,
you son of a bitch!
516
00:25:03,196 --> 00:25:06,866
All right, I dyed my hair.
Just the tips. You happy?
517
00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,702
No, the line, Sandy.
518
00:25:09,368 --> 00:25:11,455
I know. I was improvising.
519
00:25:11,538 --> 00:25:13,832
But you want this line? Um...
520
00:25:13,915 --> 00:25:18,628
"The truth? You wouldn't know the truth
if it bit you on the..."
521
00:25:18,712 --> 00:25:20,004
Bird.
522
00:25:20,088 --> 00:25:22,215
We gotta find a way.
Don't you think, Sandy?
523
00:25:23,299 --> 00:25:24,551
Sandy?
524
00:25:24,634 --> 00:25:26,553
A way? What way?
525
00:25:26,636 --> 00:25:28,513
A way to get rid of the birds.
526
00:25:28,597 --> 00:25:32,016
Yeah, a bird and a baby had an angel.
527
00:25:32,601 --> 00:25:33,935
Are you stoned or something?
528
00:25:34,018 --> 00:25:36,813
Stoned? I don't do pot. Come on.
529
00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:40,942
Well, you seem stoned out of your mind.
What's with the crazy smile?
530
00:25:41,025 --> 00:25:45,780
I don't know, I'm just smiling at the fact
you might become the new Captain Kangaroo.
531
00:25:45,864 --> 00:25:47,240
He's lying again.
532
00:25:47,323 --> 00:25:48,867
No, I'm not. I'm not lying.
533
00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:53,079
I've been thinking about how you
can work on your kid-friendly material.
534
00:25:53,162 --> 00:25:54,706
Maybe go to Magic Mountain.
535
00:25:54,789 --> 00:25:57,584
When you see all the children on line,
just start doing jokes for 'em.
536
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,961
- See if it works.
- That feels very child molestery.
537
00:26:00,044 --> 00:26:02,506
He wants to ruin you. Fire him!
538
00:26:02,589 --> 00:26:04,799
Fire me?
If you're firing anybody, I'd fire him.
539
00:26:04,883 --> 00:26:06,551
He's useless. He does nothing.
540
00:26:06,635 --> 00:26:08,512
I do everything! What do you do?
541
00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,555
Guys, guys, guys!
Come on, we're on the same team here.
542
00:26:10,639 --> 00:26:12,473
- That's what I'm trying to tell him.
- Yes.
543
00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:13,767
Teammates?
544
00:26:14,684 --> 00:26:15,935
Yeah, thank you.
545
00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:20,481
- You took my arm! You took my arm!
- Oh, come off it. That's...
546
00:26:20,565 --> 00:26:22,526
- You took my arm!
- That's not...
547
00:26:22,609 --> 00:26:24,235
Thank you, Martin.
548
00:26:24,318 --> 00:26:28,657
Let's find out who the judges chose
as returning champ tonight.
549
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,994
The judges gave Kevin Connors one star
550
00:26:33,077 --> 00:26:36,664
and the champion,
Martin Lawrence, four stars!
551
00:26:36,748 --> 00:26:38,457
The new champion, Martin Lawrence.
552
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,587
...Oh... Come on.
553
00:26:43,379 --> 00:26:44,714
Wexler Artists.
554
00:26:44,798 --> 00:26:46,675
- It's me.
- Hi, Kevin.
555
00:26:46,758 --> 00:26:47,801
Did you know that was on?
556
00:26:47,884 --> 00:26:50,344
No. I didn't know
they were gonna repeat it.
557
00:26:50,428 --> 00:26:52,013
- I never want to see that again!
- Well...
558
00:26:52,096 --> 00:26:56,184
I can't stop them, Kevin, legally,
'cause we signed an agreement.
559
00:26:56,267 --> 00:26:58,019
It's... They own the material.
560
00:27:16,621 --> 00:27:18,832
Well, she'd light up a room
in that purple one.
561
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:30,384
Sandy!
562
00:27:30,927 --> 00:27:32,887
Barry Bubatzi.
563
00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:34,555
Barry.
564
00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:38,226
Yeah, I was Carr D'Angelo's assistant?
565
00:27:38,810 --> 00:27:41,688
- Hiccups? That's you?
- Yeah.
566
00:27:41,771 --> 00:27:44,315
- Look at this. Hiccups.
- Yeah.
567
00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:45,692
Bubatzi!
568
00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:47,443
He... he called me Hiccups
569
00:27:47,526 --> 00:27:49,988
because I had the hiccups this one time
I was on the phone with him.
570
00:27:50,071 --> 00:27:51,781
Well, listen,
he didn't just have the hiccups,
571
00:27:51,865 --> 00:27:53,157
he had the hiccups.
572
00:27:53,241 --> 00:27:55,076
- He wouldn't stop hiccupping.
- Yeah.
573
00:27:55,159 --> 00:27:58,622
Uh, you can die from hiccups.
I was terrified.
574
00:27:58,705 --> 00:28:00,373
I was actually concerned.
575
00:28:00,456 --> 00:28:03,668
...It was nerve-racking. A little bit.
576
00:28:03,752 --> 00:28:06,838
How's your sister?
Did she get into Penn State?
577
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:10,049
- She just graduated.
- Another successful Bubatzi.
578
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:14,012
- You see, that is why I love this guy.
- What?
579
00:28:14,095 --> 00:28:17,515
He actually talked to me
when I was just an assistant.
580
00:28:17,598 --> 00:28:19,600
You treated me with respect, Sandy.
581
00:28:19,684 --> 00:28:21,227
- Not many people did.
- Well, of course.
582
00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:23,229
- This is my girl, Mary.
- Hi.
583
00:28:23,312 --> 00:28:24,522
Mary. Sandy Wexler.
584
00:28:24,605 --> 00:28:25,774
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
585
00:28:25,857 --> 00:28:27,233
Are you...
What happened to your arm?
586
00:28:27,984 --> 00:28:31,988
- Yeah, I got myself a tattoo.
- What'd you get?
587
00:28:32,071 --> 00:28:35,116
Uh... it is that of a dog bite.
588
00:28:36,618 --> 00:28:38,494
So how's Carr D'Angelo?
589
00:28:38,577 --> 00:28:41,539
Well, he, uh... he left.
He's working for Blockbuster Video now.
590
00:28:42,123 --> 00:28:45,752
Smart move. The music business
has its ups and downs,
591
00:28:45,835 --> 00:28:48,838
but Blockbuster Video's here
for the long haul.
592
00:28:49,505 --> 00:28:51,590
And you, what are you up to?
593
00:28:51,675 --> 00:28:52,884
I left, too.
594
00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:55,178
- I'm at Capitol Records now.
- Oh.
595
00:28:55,261 --> 00:28:56,638
He's head of A&R.
596
00:28:57,764 --> 00:28:59,974
You know how happy that makes me?
597
00:29:00,058 --> 00:29:02,435
Hiccups Bubatzi goes big time.
598
00:29:02,518 --> 00:29:04,979
That's just...
That's the way it should be.
599
00:29:05,063 --> 00:29:07,231
You worked your ass off, kiddo.
600
00:29:07,315 --> 00:29:09,901
Can I talk business for a second?
Is that all right?
601
00:29:09,984 --> 00:29:12,028
I have a client that, actually,
you would love to meet...
602
00:29:12,111 --> 00:29:13,362
- Tell you what...
- What?
603
00:29:13,446 --> 00:29:16,950
Call my office next week. Yeah.
604
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:19,243
I mean, you sure? 'Cause I will call.
605
00:29:19,327 --> 00:29:21,370
I know.
606
00:29:21,454 --> 00:29:23,164
- It was great seeing you, pal.
- It was great seeing you.
607
00:29:23,247 --> 00:29:25,667
And I hope, uh,
one of those dresses works out for you.
608
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,836
- Oh, no, this isn't...
- Cute.
609
00:29:27,919 --> 00:29:30,004
- It was... I mean...
- So good.
610
00:29:30,588 --> 00:29:33,174
It's a Bubatzi world. We're all just...
611
00:29:33,257 --> 00:29:35,218
Could you please
not block the whole aisle?
612
00:29:36,177 --> 00:29:37,595
We're all just living in it.
613
00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:39,055
I wasn't blocking the aisle.
614
00:29:44,769 --> 00:29:45,854
Wow.
615
00:29:48,564 --> 00:29:50,441
- Hi.
- Hey, neighbor.
616
00:29:50,524 --> 00:29:52,360
Hi, Cindy!
617
00:29:52,443 --> 00:29:54,612
Where's that
billionaire landlord of yours?
618
00:29:54,696 --> 00:29:56,906
Is he ever going to grace us
with his presence?
619
00:29:56,990 --> 00:29:58,825
What a question.
620
00:29:58,908 --> 00:30:01,577
Listen, he's supposed to come out
for Rosh Hashanah,
621
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,579
but he said last year Purim,
so who knows?
622
00:30:03,662 --> 00:30:05,623
...But anyways, how are you?
623
00:30:05,707 --> 00:30:07,000
How is your husband?
624
00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:10,128
Doctors say it could be
any day now. Hmm.
625
00:30:10,211 --> 00:30:12,964
Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just...
626
00:30:13,547 --> 00:30:16,009
How are you doing?
No one ever asks how you're doing.
627
00:30:16,092 --> 00:30:17,093
How you feeling?
628
00:30:17,676 --> 00:30:19,595
The truth is that I'm just...
629
00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:21,555
a little bit lonely.
630
00:30:21,639 --> 00:30:24,893
You were together so long.
Of course you're lonely.
631
00:30:24,976 --> 00:30:27,561
So if you ever see
my tennis court lights on at night...
632
00:30:28,687 --> 00:30:30,774
that means that I could
use some company.
633
00:30:34,277 --> 00:30:37,864
- It was great to see you, Cindy.
- Bye, Sandy.
634
00:30:38,489 --> 00:30:41,534
Okay, we're gonna go.
All right. Good night, now.
635
00:30:41,617 --> 00:30:42,952
Good night.
636
00:30:43,036 --> 00:30:45,789
Look, Gary Rodgers can't make that jump
637
00:30:45,872 --> 00:30:49,292
unless you clear
every bird from the sky, Tom.
638
00:30:52,211 --> 00:30:55,799
I don't know. Is there a spray for it?
Like, a... a roach spray or...
639
00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:57,675
There's dogs. There's dogs.
640
00:30:57,759 --> 00:30:59,677
A roach spray for birds.
641
00:31:00,511 --> 00:31:04,265
Tom, I'm sorry.
That's not my job. That's your job.
642
00:31:04,348 --> 00:31:06,309
That's why I'm telling you.
643
00:31:06,392 --> 00:31:07,727
I'm telling ya!
644
00:31:08,394 --> 00:31:11,605
Listen, don't do that to me!
I'll pull the plug on this thing!
645
00:31:11,689 --> 00:31:13,274
Do you hear me?
646
00:31:14,818 --> 00:31:18,029
All right. I'm sorry I got hot there,
Tom, but you weren't listening.
647
00:31:18,112 --> 00:31:21,740
Okay, here's a stock tip
for you to make up for that.
648
00:31:21,825 --> 00:31:24,118
Pull all your money out of Apple,
649
00:31:24,202 --> 00:31:26,287
'cause no one's using
the Macintosh anymore.
650
00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:32,751
Put 80% into small local bookstores,
the other 20% into Woolworth's.
651
00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:35,671
Righto.
652
00:31:35,797 --> 00:31:39,175
- Look at you, Mr. Manager Man.
- You don't wanna yell at people,
653
00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:41,344
but sometimes
it's the only way they can hear.
654
00:31:41,427 --> 00:31:42,511
You look stunning.
655
00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:47,851
Well, this yard is the most amazing yard
I've ever seen, and that pool...
656
00:31:47,934 --> 00:31:49,727
The pool's off-limits. House rules.
657
00:31:49,811 --> 00:31:52,188
So, Yuri stopped by my office.
658
00:31:52,271 --> 00:31:54,983
Yeah, I know. He's right there.
659
00:31:57,318 --> 00:32:00,154
You see him? Let's go over.
660
00:32:01,114 --> 00:32:03,908
We need to find the one
that expresses the right message.
661
00:32:03,992 --> 00:32:07,036
You know, "I'm fun.
I'm complicated. I'm sexy."
662
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,330
I'm confused. I'm crazy.
I'm embarrassed.
663
00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:11,875
You're beautiful is what you are.
Stop that.
664
00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:14,460
...Got a hit on the hip.
665
00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:17,213
This is someone I actually have to call.
666
00:32:18,256 --> 00:32:20,216
Okay, I'll be back in a few seconds.
667
00:32:20,299 --> 00:32:21,968
Okay, cool, we'll be in the pool.
668
00:32:22,635 --> 00:32:24,053
You stay out of the pool.
669
00:32:24,137 --> 00:32:25,304
I was just kidding.
670
00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:28,224
I know, and it was hysterical.
671
00:32:28,307 --> 00:32:30,143
But seriously, stay out of the pool.
672
00:32:30,226 --> 00:32:32,311
No, not you, Barry. Hi!
673
00:32:34,063 --> 00:32:36,524
- I don't know how you do it.
- Do what?
674
00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:39,443
Deal with all the crazy Sandy shit.
675
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:42,530
- Man, he's such a...
- Boner face?
676
00:32:42,613 --> 00:32:45,116
- I love that.
- He's not a boner face.
677
00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:47,076
- He's a badass.
- Okay.
678
00:32:47,911 --> 00:32:50,997
Well, listen, this girl is one
of the best singers you'll ever see,
679
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,416
and the best, brightest person ever.
680
00:32:53,499 --> 00:32:57,253
I'm gonna go with the one
on the top right corner.
681
00:32:57,921 --> 00:33:00,756
And can you blow up... that one?
682
00:33:01,632 --> 00:33:02,967
Oh, my God.
683
00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:04,552
What? It's a good picture.
684
00:33:04,635 --> 00:33:07,013
Sandy already asked me
to do that for him.
685
00:33:10,266 --> 00:33:12,101
I have some interesting news.
686
00:33:12,185 --> 00:33:15,479
Capitol Records wants
to meet with you next week.
687
00:33:15,563 --> 00:33:17,231
They want to hear your demo.
688
00:33:18,607 --> 00:33:20,151
I don't have a demo.
689
00:33:20,234 --> 00:33:22,278
That's why you have me.
690
00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:29,077
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
691
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:35,583
♪ You give me butterflies, butterflies
Down to my soul ♪
692
00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:40,588
♪ Butterfly, butterfly
You don't even know ♪
693
00:33:40,671 --> 00:33:47,178
♪ It's you who I speak of
And you who I dream of ♪
694
00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:53,267
♪ And nights when I'm all alone ♪
695
00:33:53,351 --> 00:33:58,731
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
696
00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:06,780
Courtney, one take. Perfection.
697
00:34:07,615 --> 00:34:09,700
You nailed it. That was...
698
00:34:10,618 --> 00:34:12,161
Thank you so much.
699
00:34:12,244 --> 00:34:14,538
I'm gonna play this back in here.
700
00:34:15,331 --> 00:34:18,209
I can't get over what I just heard. Wow.
701
00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:19,335
My God.
702
00:34:20,294 --> 00:34:23,672
Play it back. I...
I don't even know what to say right now.
703
00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:25,633
Uh...
704
00:34:28,970 --> 00:34:31,597
There's a chance I forgot to hit record.
705
00:34:32,598 --> 00:34:34,892
What do you mean
there's a chance you forgot?
706
00:34:34,976 --> 00:34:37,103
- I... I was gonna hit record...
- Uh-huh.
707
00:34:38,271 --> 00:34:39,563
Uh, then I forgot.
708
00:34:40,856 --> 00:34:42,233
So it's more than a chance.
709
00:34:42,316 --> 00:34:44,818
- You... you did forget?
- Yes.
710
00:34:45,403 --> 00:34:48,156
Okay, so what do we do now?
711
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,200
Is it another deck you have?
Is it in the board?
712
00:34:51,284 --> 00:34:52,535
No.
713
00:34:52,618 --> 00:34:56,039
- So we'll have to do it again.
- Okay.
714
00:34:56,622 --> 00:34:58,624
Okay? It's okay with you?
715
00:34:58,707 --> 00:35:01,085
If it's okay with you to do it again.
716
00:35:01,169 --> 00:35:03,587
- That's where we are right now, huh?
- Okay.
717
00:35:03,671 --> 00:35:04,922
Let's just go again.
718
00:35:07,675 --> 00:35:11,512
Courtney, there was an issue
on the subwoofer.
719
00:35:11,595 --> 00:35:12,971
It was a bit tinny.
720
00:35:13,056 --> 00:35:15,683
We adjusted that,
and we're ready for you this time.
721
00:35:15,766 --> 00:35:19,562
I'm sorry. On us, not you.
Just one more time.
722
00:35:19,645 --> 00:35:22,981
We're gonna keep our eyes
on the road. Okay?
723
00:35:23,066 --> 00:35:24,317
You got it.
724
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,153
Please promise me
it's as good as your first one.
725
00:35:27,236 --> 00:35:29,363
I'm... Ha!
726
00:35:29,447 --> 00:35:32,200
You know... You know you can do that.
Okay. All right.
727
00:35:32,783 --> 00:35:34,202
Go get 'em, kiddo.
728
00:35:38,581 --> 00:35:43,169
♪ Once in a while
You find someone ♪
729
00:35:44,378 --> 00:35:51,302
♪ I dream of
At nights when I'm all alone ♪
730
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:57,850
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
731
00:36:00,144 --> 00:36:05,066
I am so happy we had another take,
because that just killed me.
732
00:36:05,149 --> 00:36:07,151
It was so on the money.
733
00:36:07,235 --> 00:36:10,279
You were hitting notes
I didn't know were invented yet.
734
00:36:10,363 --> 00:36:13,491
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I'm gonna take a listen.
735
00:36:20,038 --> 00:36:21,957
God damn it!
736
00:36:23,876 --> 00:36:26,087
I should have known
you would never press the button.
737
00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:28,881
You didn't remember to put the button
on your goddamn overalls!
738
00:36:35,638 --> 00:36:37,098
Is everything okay out there?
739
00:36:37,806 --> 00:36:41,185
Yes, kiddo,
we are doing just fine. Um...
740
00:36:42,145 --> 00:36:45,231
We need to go one last time.
There was a glitch.
741
00:36:45,314 --> 00:36:51,069
There was a tremolo-treble-bass hiccup
that we have rectified,
742
00:36:51,154 --> 00:36:52,863
and we're ready for ya.
743
00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:56,325
Take three it is.
Three time's the charm. Ha!
744
00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,786
- Okay, kiddo, let's hit 'em.
- Okay.
745
00:37:00,913 --> 00:37:03,081
It's not rolling. It's not rolling.
746
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:05,459
Press the button!
747
00:37:06,627 --> 00:37:10,714
Push it! It's spinning, right?!
748
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:16,429
♪ Butterflies, butterflies
Down to my soul ♪
749
00:37:16,512 --> 00:37:20,224
♪ Butterfly, butterfly
You don't even know ♪
750
00:37:20,308 --> 00:37:26,730
I mean, it's... it's like a bird
and an angel and a saxophone
751
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:29,066
- made love and had a baby.
- Oh, wow.
752
00:37:29,983 --> 00:37:36,199
I'm also hearing a triangle
just between all the choruses.
753
00:37:36,282 --> 00:37:37,950
How can you hear a shape?
754
00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:39,285
The instrument!
755
00:37:40,411 --> 00:37:41,412
Just...
756
00:37:41,495 --> 00:37:43,372
♪ Butterflies ♪
757
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,585
♪ Butterflies ♪
758
00:37:48,961 --> 00:37:50,838
And then it would be perfect.
759
00:37:50,921 --> 00:37:53,216
Really? A triangle?
760
00:37:53,924 --> 00:37:55,343
You don't think that will sound corny?
761
00:37:55,426 --> 00:37:57,970
Way in the back. Just barely audible.
762
00:37:58,053 --> 00:38:03,309
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
763
00:38:14,403 --> 00:38:16,905
These guys get...
764
00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:22,495
Sandy, um, my dad wanted to make sure
that I said hi to you.
765
00:38:22,578 --> 00:38:23,996
- Your father, Marty?
- Yeah.
766
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:26,957
Say hi for me.
He's a good man. A smart man.
767
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,003
Um, he felt bad that you didn't get
into Hillcrest Country Club this year.
768
00:38:31,086 --> 00:38:35,424
Oh, listen, that's not his fault. I was...
That was fine. There's other clubs.
769
00:38:35,508 --> 00:38:38,427
No, actually I think
that his was the deciding vote.
770
00:38:38,511 --> 00:38:42,097
No. It's a capacity thing.
It's not his fault. It's...
771
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:43,224
Let's do the meeting.
772
00:38:43,307 --> 00:38:45,768
- All right. We're glad you're here.
- Okay. Good.
773
00:38:45,851 --> 00:38:48,186
So anyway, now that we got
the formalities out of the way...
774
00:38:48,271 --> 00:38:51,106
Everybody got their Fruitopia?
Good, good, good.
775
00:38:51,189 --> 00:38:52,691
So, spoke to Barry.
776
00:38:52,775 --> 00:38:54,943
And, uh, Barry wanted us
to listen to your demo,
777
00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:57,154
and I gotta say, some good stuff there.
778
00:38:57,238 --> 00:38:58,239
Thank you.
779
00:38:58,322 --> 00:39:01,825
Just to... I mean, to me, no one's doing
what this kid is doing out there.
780
00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:04,161
It's... it's not Mariah.
It's not Whitney. It's...
781
00:39:04,245 --> 00:39:06,664
Well, listen, if she got the album sales
of Whitney, we'll take it.
782
00:39:06,747 --> 00:39:07,831
...Oh. Well, no,
783
00:39:07,915 --> 00:39:10,834
in terms of sound
and commerciability, absolutely.
784
00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:13,254
It's definitely Whitney.
It's a Whitney, 100%.
785
00:39:13,337 --> 00:39:14,880
- Yeah, it has potential.
- Well, hold on now.
786
00:39:14,963 --> 00:39:16,632
The production quality is complete shit.
787
00:39:16,715 --> 00:39:19,009
Complete shit. Terrible.
788
00:39:19,092 --> 00:39:22,721
But the song has potential.
Yeah, no diggity, no doubt.
789
00:39:22,805 --> 00:39:23,889
- Thank you.
- That's it.
790
00:39:23,972 --> 00:39:25,766
The song is all we're worried about.
791
00:39:25,849 --> 00:39:28,185
You gotta lose the corny triangle,
though, man.
792
00:39:29,437 --> 00:39:31,897
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, consider that gone.
793
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:34,983
Let me ask you something, man.
Whose insane idea was that, anyway?
794
00:39:35,818 --> 00:39:38,028
Whose idea was it? Was it your idea?
795
00:39:38,111 --> 00:39:39,613
No, it was that...
It was the engineer's.
796
00:39:39,697 --> 00:39:42,700
I gotta be honest.
It was absolutely ridiculous.
797
00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:46,745
I mean, how big of an asshole
do you have to be to say,
798
00:39:46,829 --> 00:39:49,290
"You know what? Let's put a...
799
00:39:49,373 --> 00:39:51,500
...at the end of a ballad"?
800
00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:56,547
So, ready to check out our digs?
801
00:39:59,425 --> 00:40:01,635
This is Studio A.
802
00:40:02,636 --> 00:40:06,557
Les Paul helped engineer it,
and Sinatra made it infamous.
803
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,560
I'm telling you,
this studio is all that...
804
00:40:09,643 --> 00:40:12,187
and a bag of chips.
805
00:40:12,813 --> 00:40:13,814
Yes.
806
00:40:16,274 --> 00:40:18,026
See this star here?
807
00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:21,447
This star marks the spot
with the best acoustics on the...
808
00:40:23,616 --> 00:40:24,950
Sandy?
809
00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:27,911
- How many of these things are there?
- We got a lot.
810
00:40:27,995 --> 00:40:30,539
- Can we talk about this star for a second?
- Yeah, go ahead.
811
00:40:30,623 --> 00:40:33,083
It's got the best acoustics
on the entire planet.
812
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,043
- You good, Sandy?
- Comfortable.
813
00:40:36,253 --> 00:40:37,505
- Could I?
- Right there.
814
00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:57,525
What the hell?
Why the lights out?
815
00:40:57,608 --> 00:41:00,235
Electric bill?
Did you guys pay it this month?
816
00:41:00,318 --> 00:41:02,738
No, he's leaning on the light switch.
817
00:41:02,821 --> 00:41:04,156
No, I'm not.
818
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,283
- Can you step aside, Sandy?
- Sure.
819
00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:11,288
What? That wasn't me. Wasn't me.
820
00:41:11,372 --> 00:41:12,998
...Let's try this again.
821
00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,377
From the top.
822
00:41:21,089 --> 00:41:23,133
Sandy, step away from the light switch.
823
00:41:23,216 --> 00:41:26,094
I did it on purpose that time.
A joke.
824
00:41:26,178 --> 00:41:28,889
I can't make jokes, guys?
Come on.
825
00:41:28,972 --> 00:41:33,060
Come on. If we're gonna do business,
we gotta realize it's fun, too.
826
00:41:33,143 --> 00:41:36,855
Ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy.
827
00:41:36,939 --> 00:41:38,607
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy.
828
00:41:42,027 --> 00:41:44,447
♪ Last night I had a dream ♪
829
00:41:44,530 --> 00:41:46,364
♪ When I was 17 ♪
830
00:41:46,449 --> 00:41:48,659
♪ I was in love with you ♪
831
00:41:48,742 --> 00:41:50,953
♪ And you were so in love with me ♪
832
00:41:51,036 --> 00:41:54,498
- Yo, man, this girl can sing.
- I told you.
833
00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:57,543
♪ You got down on bended knee
Said you wanna marry me ♪
834
00:41:57,626 --> 00:42:00,504
♪ Or was that just a fantasy ♪
835
00:42:00,588 --> 00:42:04,508
♪ All I know is what I know ♪
836
00:42:04,592 --> 00:42:09,346
♪ And when I wanna be
Is living in a dream ♪
837
00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:14,017
♪ We still fall in love
Forever ♪
838
00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:17,187
She got anyone?
'Cause I think she's my type.
839
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,606
What are you doing here?
840
00:42:18,689 --> 00:42:20,858
Why are we worried
about her marital status?
841
00:42:20,941 --> 00:42:22,818
Shouldn't you be
preparing your rap, Mase?
842
00:42:22,901 --> 00:42:24,487
We're gonna get to it.
843
00:42:24,570 --> 00:42:27,114
Old man, we're gonna get to all of it.
844
00:42:27,197 --> 00:42:28,824
"Old man"? I ain't that old.
845
00:42:28,907 --> 00:42:32,035
♪ Last night I had a dream
That you were here with me ♪
846
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:34,204
♪ And we were in a tree ♪
847
00:42:34,287 --> 00:42:36,206
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
848
00:42:36,289 --> 00:42:38,917
♪ I love him
I need him so ♪
849
00:42:39,001 --> 00:42:40,794
Come on. Come on. Come on.
850
00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:43,464
♪ I'll kiss you on your neck, yes ♪
851
00:42:43,547 --> 00:42:45,674
♪ Then you can say
you had the best, yes ♪
852
00:42:45,758 --> 00:42:48,093
♪ As I give you the game
Eyes of champagne ♪
853
00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:50,303
♪ Blowin' on the jet
Call it hydroplane ♪
854
00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:53,140
He doesn't have his own microphone?
855
00:42:53,223 --> 00:42:55,142
No, no, check it out.
856
00:42:55,225 --> 00:42:58,646
♪ Mr. DJ ♪
857
00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:04,109
♪ Take me to a time when he
Was still in love with me ♪
858
00:43:04,192 --> 00:43:06,820
♪ Mr. DJ ♪
859
00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:08,656
♪ Please send me a dream ♪
860
00:43:08,739 --> 00:43:12,117
♪ Put my finger in a ring
And gave his... ♪
861
00:43:14,745 --> 00:43:18,373
Every song is incredible.
That album is gonna be massive.
862
00:43:18,456 --> 00:43:20,918
So Babyface produced it?
Like the Babyface?
863
00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:22,545
Like, the guy with the face of a baby?
864
00:43:22,628 --> 00:43:25,881
He has a very childlike face, it's true.
865
00:43:25,964 --> 00:43:27,883
It's so good for women, so strong.
866
00:43:27,966 --> 00:43:31,428
It's like Emmylou Harris, if she was
raised in Neil Young's tour van
867
00:43:31,512 --> 00:43:34,932
and doing blow with Iggy Pop
and Etta James in a Mississippi bayou.
868
00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:37,017
Wow. Thanks, I think?
869
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:39,520
She doesn't understand how good that is?
870
00:43:39,603 --> 00:43:42,648
No, I do. I'm just grateful
you all actually just listened to it.
871
00:43:42,731 --> 00:43:45,067
That's what we do. It's our ritual.
872
00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:48,445
Whenever anybody at Wexler Artists
completes a project,
873
00:43:48,529 --> 00:43:50,447
- we gather together.
- We do?
874
00:43:50,531 --> 00:43:53,491
We didn't even know
you had other clients until today.
875
00:43:53,576 --> 00:43:55,911
Oh, you guys all knew about each other.
876
00:43:55,994 --> 00:43:56,995
I knew you had other clients,
877
00:43:57,079 --> 00:43:59,039
but you told me I was
in a different league from them.
878
00:43:59,122 --> 00:44:01,709
That's what the prick told us, too.
879
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,501
Sorry, we've never done
the ritual before.
880
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:06,088
If it's a first time, Sandy,
how can it be a ritual?
881
00:44:06,171 --> 00:44:07,965
Okay, and who is that guy?
882
00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:10,801
Can we put him in a drawer or something?
That's horrifying.
883
00:44:10,884 --> 00:44:13,637
Sandy, aren't you forgetting
the best part of the ritual?
884
00:44:13,721 --> 00:44:16,223
- What's that, dear?
- Jumping in the pool.
885
00:44:16,306 --> 00:44:18,141
- Yeah! Let's do it!
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
886
00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:20,060
No, that's not part of the ritual!
887
00:44:21,519 --> 00:44:24,982
No, no, no, wait!
We are not permitted in the pool! Okay?
888
00:44:25,065 --> 00:44:28,026
- Firuz forbids it.
- You're not in a cult, are you, Sandy?
889
00:44:28,110 --> 00:44:29,820
No, Firuz is my landlord.
890
00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:33,240
He does not allow us in the pool.
It is forbidden.
891
00:44:33,323 --> 00:44:34,491
No, no. All right!
892
00:44:34,575 --> 00:44:37,953
Ah! Don't you come any closer, Sandy.
I'll put my whole foot in, I swear.
893
00:44:38,036 --> 00:44:39,329
No, no!
894
00:44:39,412 --> 00:44:41,289
- Please don't... No!
- Ooh!
895
00:44:41,373 --> 00:44:44,167
No, I am not kidding you, Courtney.
I will let you go as a client.
896
00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:46,044
- I didn't wanna have to say that.
- Oh, my God.
897
00:44:46,128 --> 00:44:48,421
Do not put your foot in the pool,
or the career is done.
898
00:44:48,505 --> 00:44:49,923
And I'm not... I'm not messing with you.
899
00:44:50,007 --> 00:44:51,759
- Oh, God.
- I don't care what you're saying.
900
00:44:51,842 --> 00:44:53,468
Whoa!
901
00:44:53,551 --> 00:44:55,595
Okay, you did it! You did it!
You did the foot.
902
00:44:55,679 --> 00:44:57,222
You did the foot. The foot is wet.
903
00:44:57,305 --> 00:45:00,851
Please come back in the house.
I'm asking nicely.
904
00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:03,020
I just don't have... I can't...
905
00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:05,063
I wasn't gonna go in.
906
00:45:05,147 --> 00:45:07,190
I know you weren't gonna go in.
907
00:45:07,274 --> 00:45:09,317
I... I can't joke, too?
908
00:45:09,401 --> 00:45:11,444
- Really? "I know you won't."
- I can't joke, too.
909
00:45:11,528 --> 00:45:13,864
Whoo! Cannonball!
910
00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:15,073
Whoo!
911
00:45:35,385 --> 00:45:37,763
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow, okay?
912
00:45:37,846 --> 00:45:39,056
Maybe I'll wear you tomorrow.
913
00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:41,016
And... and it's not you guys.
You're doing great.
914
00:45:41,099 --> 00:45:43,185
I love you guys.
I love you guys, all right?
915
00:45:43,268 --> 00:45:45,103
Good night. Good night, everybody.
916
00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:46,354
Good night.
917
00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:52,027
♪ Once in a while
You find someone ♪
918
00:45:53,070 --> 00:45:57,866
♪ Right from the start
Your heart is done ♪
919
00:45:58,951 --> 00:46:00,410
♪ Feels something like... ♪
920
00:46:00,493 --> 00:46:03,080
- Sandy?
- Who's that?
921
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:04,832
Don't "who's that" me, man.
922
00:46:04,915 --> 00:46:06,624
Why do you screw Firuz?
923
00:46:06,709 --> 00:46:09,002
- Firuz?
- Yes.
924
00:46:09,086 --> 00:46:11,797
I don't see you.
Show your face!
925
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,049
I'm in Tehran, you imbecile.
926
00:46:14,132 --> 00:46:16,760
I tell you to stay out of my pool,
and what do you do?
927
00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:18,511
You go in my pool.
928
00:46:18,595 --> 00:46:22,057
Uh, nobody went in your pool.
No, no, who told you that? The dogs?
929
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:26,061
I have cameras everywhere, man.
I'm watching you all the time.
930
00:46:26,144 --> 00:46:28,856
You're much better
than anything we have on Iranian TV.
931
00:46:28,939 --> 00:46:30,899
I see you with bacon over the sink,
932
00:46:30,983 --> 00:46:33,861
I see you fall asleep in my chair,
watching my Cinemax.
933
00:46:33,944 --> 00:46:35,779
And I see your godless friends
in my pool!
934
00:46:35,863 --> 00:46:38,365
No, no, listen, Firuz.
Here's what happened.
935
00:46:38,448 --> 00:46:40,868
There was an earthquake in Los Angeles.
936
00:46:40,951 --> 00:46:44,747
So we just went in the pool
'cause it's the safest place to be.
937
00:46:44,830 --> 00:46:48,000
But we didn't go all the way in.
No water was touched.
938
00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:50,961
Sandy, you lie all the time, man.
It's embarrassing.
939
00:46:51,044 --> 00:46:53,505
I wish I was lying. I wish I was.
940
00:46:53,588 --> 00:46:56,341
And how many times are you going to
listen to that one song, my friend?
941
00:46:56,424 --> 00:46:58,718
I mean, mix in a little
Miami Sound Machine or something.
942
00:46:58,802 --> 00:47:00,637
It's a client of mine. Courtney Clarke.
943
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:01,930
What, you don't like it?
944
00:47:02,014 --> 00:47:04,432
The song is good, and I like her, too.
945
00:47:04,516 --> 00:47:07,394
You know, when she was in bathroom,
I got quite a good look at her.
946
00:47:07,477 --> 00:47:09,271
- You what?
- Firuz joking.
947
00:47:09,354 --> 00:47:11,774
I don't have cameras
in bathroom anymore.
948
00:47:11,857 --> 00:47:13,776
I had them taken out
when you had the big hemorrhoid.
949
00:47:13,859 --> 00:47:16,611
That wasn't a hemorrhoid,
that was a fissure.
950
00:47:16,694 --> 00:47:20,282
But, Sandy, people in my pool,
this I do not like!
951
00:47:20,365 --> 00:47:22,075
- I...
- That's strike one, Sandy!
952
00:47:22,159 --> 00:47:23,243
I'm telling you...
953
00:47:23,326 --> 00:47:26,246
- You don't want to get strike two.
- I... I agree.
954
00:47:26,329 --> 00:47:28,373
Goodbye from Firuz.
955
00:47:28,999 --> 00:47:30,167
Bye-bye.
956
00:47:34,212 --> 00:47:38,425
You know, I did tell them not to go
in the pool, and they did it anyway.
957
00:47:38,508 --> 00:47:40,385
- So you admit it?
- No! I...
958
00:47:40,468 --> 00:47:43,555
Strike two! Firuz knows everything.
959
00:47:47,517 --> 00:47:50,270
Okay, what are we doing today, big guy?
960
00:47:50,353 --> 00:47:53,440
We going to Jerry's?
Or you want to go to Carney's?
961
00:47:53,523 --> 00:47:54,858
I can go either one.
962
00:47:54,942 --> 00:47:58,528
It's all good for the Atkins.
I can get a frankfurter, no bun.
963
00:47:58,611 --> 00:48:00,738
- I know.
- I can get a plate of roast beef...
964
00:48:00,823 --> 00:48:02,449
- or corn beef...
- Don't go over the whole menu.
965
00:48:02,532 --> 00:48:03,992
I don't give a shit
about your roast beef.
966
00:48:04,076 --> 00:48:06,619
Stu Smiley passed on me
for the Young Comedians Special.
967
00:48:06,703 --> 00:48:08,205
- That's right. He...
- I don't even believe it.
968
00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:09,664
- He's a moron.
- He's not a moron.
969
00:48:09,747 --> 00:48:15,170
He's a pompous know-it-all,
smarmy little Ivy League pussy.
970
00:48:15,253 --> 00:48:20,217
- He went to San Diego State... actually.
- You're kidding me right now, right?
971
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:22,094
You corrected me 'cause
he went to San Diego State?
972
00:48:22,177 --> 00:48:23,636
No, I'm agreeing with you.
973
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:29,184
I'm saying you are too smart
and too topical to be on HBO.
974
00:48:29,267 --> 00:48:30,477
They like young and stupid.
975
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,479
- They like cute and moronic.
- Yes.
976
00:48:32,562 --> 00:48:35,315
- Nothing challenging, nothing unfamiliar.
- No.
977
00:48:35,398 --> 00:48:38,276
- They want some, like, ex-Florida DJ...
- Ha!
978
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,862
...who's blandly handsome,
979
00:48:39,945 --> 00:48:44,241
and his little gimmicks, his voice
cracks on the punch line or he's...
980
00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:45,951
Pretends to be tripping
on acid the whole set.
981
00:48:47,244 --> 00:48:48,578
Chinese food?
982
00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:51,039
I don't want Chinese food for lunch.
983
00:48:51,957 --> 00:48:53,458
All right, beef and broccoli.
984
00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:56,128
This conversation goes a lot better
when it's just me talking.
985
00:48:56,211 --> 00:48:58,964
- I'm not in the conversation?
- Oh, you are, but you aren't.
986
00:48:59,047 --> 00:49:02,885
You can let... Blast off on me.
Go ahead. Yell at me as much as you want.
987
00:49:02,968 --> 00:49:05,971
As long as you promise to bring it
on the stage with you tonight,
988
00:49:06,054 --> 00:49:07,472
- and you show HBO...
- I promise.
989
00:49:07,555 --> 00:49:09,141
...they don't need to discover you.
990
00:49:09,224 --> 00:49:12,352
Kevin Connors will discover himself.
Thank you very much.
991
00:49:12,435 --> 00:49:15,855
What does that even mean?
How do I discover myself?
992
00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:17,983
Do you know how dumb that sounds?
993
00:49:18,066 --> 00:49:21,194
That's one of the... Don't click.
Why're you clicking? Stop clicking!
994
00:49:21,278 --> 00:49:23,780
You always click whenever
you get nervous. It's psychotic.
995
00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:25,282
Your technique...
996
00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:26,491
What is that?
997
00:49:26,574 --> 00:49:28,868
It's, uh... That's Courtney's song.
998
00:49:28,952 --> 00:49:31,121
That's... Ask her what station it is.
999
00:49:31,204 --> 00:49:32,998
What station is it?
1000
00:49:33,081 --> 00:49:35,542
Excuse me, miss? Oh, wow. Hi.
1001
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:37,627
Oh, my God, I know you.
1002
00:49:37,710 --> 00:49:38,795
- She knows me.
- Hey. Yeah.
1003
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:41,548
Didn't you get one star
on Star Search the other day?
1004
00:49:41,631 --> 00:49:43,258
No.
1005
00:49:43,341 --> 00:49:45,510
This... What station are
you listening to? The number?
1006
00:49:45,593 --> 00:49:47,720
- What?
- The station you're listening to?
1007
00:49:47,804 --> 00:49:50,182
You need to enunciate.
I can't understand what you are saying.
1008
00:49:50,265 --> 00:49:52,100
No, no, what is the dial number?
1009
00:49:52,184 --> 00:49:53,893
What are you tripping about, bro?
1010
00:49:53,977 --> 00:49:57,022
I'm asking you
what station you're listening to!
1011
00:49:57,105 --> 00:49:58,982
Don't you... What are you...
1012
00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:00,608
Good job. You scared her off.
1013
00:50:00,692 --> 00:50:02,694
Oh, come on here.
1014
00:50:02,777 --> 00:50:04,154
It's your Uncle Joe Benson...
1015
00:50:06,573 --> 00:50:08,783
There it is. There it is!
1016
00:50:09,952 --> 00:50:11,786
This is Courtney's song.
1017
00:50:12,745 --> 00:50:14,414
What are you shocked by?
She's a great singer.
1018
00:50:14,497 --> 00:50:15,540
Oh, my God.
1019
00:50:15,623 --> 00:50:18,418
♪ And we were in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
1020
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:21,671
What the hell, Sandy?
1021
00:50:23,215 --> 00:50:25,008
You can take care of this, right?
1022
00:50:25,092 --> 00:50:27,219
My Nautilus place is right here.
I'm gonna go do a circuit.
1023
00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:30,555
How about this song? Huh, guys?
1024
00:50:32,557 --> 00:50:36,644
I got Integrity No-Fault Insurance.
How about you?
1025
00:50:40,898 --> 00:50:42,025
The song... This song...
1026
00:50:42,775 --> 00:50:43,776
Ha...
1027
00:51:12,764 --> 00:51:13,890
Hey, hey.
1028
00:51:24,859 --> 00:51:26,819
You look like a star.
1029
00:51:27,404 --> 00:51:28,738
Thank you!
1030
00:51:28,821 --> 00:51:31,366
You look like Mike Tyson
knocked you out.
1031
00:51:31,449 --> 00:51:32,742
What happened?
1032
00:51:32,825 --> 00:51:35,870
Oh, I ran into a moose on Melrose.
1033
00:51:35,953 --> 00:51:39,582
Yeah, it must have escaped
off the Paramount lot.
1034
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:44,296
- This dress on you...
- I just love it.
1035
00:51:44,379 --> 00:51:48,216
Of course you do. It's from
your dirty magazine page, ya weirdo.
1036
00:51:51,553 --> 00:51:52,887
Well, it works!
1037
00:51:52,970 --> 00:51:56,099
What are we doing tonight to celebrate?
You were on the radio!
1038
00:51:56,183 --> 00:51:58,268
Hmm. Well, Bling just called,
1039
00:51:58,351 --> 00:52:02,480
and Quincy Jones invited me
to his party tonight.
1040
00:52:02,564 --> 00:52:06,318
- Jonesy? Jonesy's having a party?
- Okay. Uh-huh.
1041
00:52:06,401 --> 00:52:07,735
I heard he was gonna have a...
1042
00:52:07,819 --> 00:52:09,321
- I just didn't know when.
- Oh.
1043
00:52:09,404 --> 00:52:11,406
So what?
Did you get a plus-one or...
1044
00:52:11,489 --> 00:52:12,907
Yes, plus-one.
1045
00:52:13,658 --> 00:52:15,535
- And I'm the one?
- Yeah.
1046
00:52:15,618 --> 00:52:19,581
You know, I met his grandmother
years ago at a Hamburger Hamlet.
1047
00:52:19,664 --> 00:52:21,833
She calls him Quincelius.
1048
00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:24,544
So every time I see him,
I say, "Hi, Quincelius."
1049
00:52:24,627 --> 00:52:26,379
He gives me a look like,
"How did he know?"
1050
00:52:26,463 --> 00:52:29,799
Okay, cool.
So should we go to the party?
1051
00:52:29,882 --> 00:52:32,385
You wanna go to it?
Why shouldn't... Let's pop by.
1052
00:52:32,469 --> 00:52:33,803
He lives in Venice, right?
1053
00:52:33,886 --> 00:52:36,013
Uh... no, the address is in Bel Air.
1054
00:52:36,098 --> 00:52:39,267
Oh, so he moved? Okay, okay, he moved.
1055
00:52:52,947 --> 00:52:55,242
Sandy Wexler. Wow.
1056
00:52:55,325 --> 00:52:56,868
They let you in this party?
1057
00:52:56,951 --> 00:52:58,203
Hey, Bronstein.
1058
00:52:58,286 --> 00:53:00,247
You heard you didn't get into
Hillcrest Country Club, right?
1059
00:53:00,330 --> 00:53:01,414
Yeah, I heard.
1060
00:53:01,498 --> 00:53:04,209
This place is incredible!
1061
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:06,419
Yeah, it's nice. It's nice.
1062
00:53:06,503 --> 00:53:08,838
His one in Venice wasn't trying as hard.
1063
00:53:09,714 --> 00:53:12,049
Quincy never lived in Venice.
What you talking about, Willis?
1064
00:53:12,134 --> 00:53:13,760
What? No, she said he did.
1065
00:53:13,843 --> 00:53:16,721
- What?
- She? Oh!
1066
00:53:16,804 --> 00:53:18,390
I'm a huge fan. I'm Arsenio.
1067
00:53:19,056 --> 00:53:21,976
I know, Arsenio. Courtney.
1068
00:53:22,059 --> 00:53:26,689
Hey, Arsenio. Good to see you.
I'm Sandy Wexler, her manager.
1069
00:53:26,773 --> 00:53:29,859
You remember? We met at, uh...
at Bernie's beach house.
1070
00:53:29,942 --> 00:53:32,737
Your manager look like he fell down
an elevator shaft. What's up?
1071
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:36,741
No, no, no. I, uh... Fender bender.
You should see the other guy.
1072
00:53:36,824 --> 00:53:38,993
- Oh, he got hurt?
- Who did?
1073
00:53:39,076 --> 00:53:41,454
- The other guy?
- What? No.
1074
00:53:43,165 --> 00:53:45,583
You know what?
I heard your new song, "Mr. DJ."
1075
00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:48,044
I love it. It's off the chain.
You've gotta come on the show and do it.
1076
00:53:48,127 --> 00:53:49,879
- I would love to.
- Oh, well, listen.
1077
00:53:49,962 --> 00:53:52,424
I got a call from Johnny Carson
today, actually.
1078
00:53:52,507 --> 00:53:57,094
He heard the song as well on the radio,
and he booked her on the show next week.
1079
00:53:57,179 --> 00:53:58,430
Carson?
1080
00:53:59,597 --> 00:54:00,807
Well, congratulations.
1081
00:54:00,890 --> 00:54:04,519
You ever need me, Stage 29.
I'll be there forever, baby.
1082
00:54:04,602 --> 00:54:08,022
Ah, thanks, Arsenio.
No, I didn't mean any problem...
1083
00:54:08,105 --> 00:54:10,775
You didn't tell me
I was doing Carson next week!
1084
00:54:10,858 --> 00:54:14,487
That was a negotiation ploy.
I may have overplayed my hand there.
1085
00:54:14,571 --> 00:54:16,155
Carson retired two years ago.
1086
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,450
Sandy Wexler?
Somebody hide the pastrami.
1087
00:54:19,784 --> 00:54:21,619
Hey, thank you. Good to see you, too.
1088
00:54:23,246 --> 00:54:26,624
Wow. Look at all these awards he has.
1089
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,084
You'll have more one day.
1090
00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:30,169
- Me?
- Yes, you.
1091
00:54:30,253 --> 00:54:31,379
You promise me this.
1092
00:54:31,463 --> 00:54:33,923
- After you win your first Grammy...
- Uh-huh.
1093
00:54:34,006 --> 00:54:37,885
...you go home that night, you
put your ugly duckling hat on...
1094
00:54:37,969 --> 00:54:39,095
I am not putting that hat on.
1095
00:54:39,178 --> 00:54:40,763
...to remind yourself
where you come from.
1096
00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:44,058
- You put it on. I'm not putting it on.
- You don't wanna see me in that...
1097
00:54:44,141 --> 00:54:46,269
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.
1098
00:54:46,853 --> 00:54:48,813
Well, who whooped your ass
and got away with it?
1099
00:54:48,896 --> 00:54:53,901
No, this was a high-impact
Tae Bo class I took. It's fine.
1100
00:54:53,985 --> 00:54:54,986
Okay.
1101
00:54:55,069 --> 00:54:58,114
How about our girl here
getting the radio play, huh?
1102
00:54:58,197 --> 00:55:00,157
Did I tell you she's
a superstar or what?
1103
00:55:00,242 --> 00:55:01,868
Oh, yeah, she's getting some heat.
1104
00:55:01,951 --> 00:55:04,203
- Yeah, we'll see where it goes.
- Thanks, Bling.
1105
00:55:04,287 --> 00:55:08,833
Excuse me. Excuse me, Shortie Doo-Wop,
can I get two Zimas and for Sandy...
1106
00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:10,835
I'll take a diet ginger ale.
1107
00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:13,963
- Amy Baskin.
- Sandy, what are you doing here?
1108
00:55:14,046 --> 00:55:17,259
I was invited.
Thank you very much. Hi.
1109
00:55:17,967 --> 00:55:20,136
Bling, I want you to meet Amy Baskin.
1110
00:55:20,219 --> 00:55:22,972
To me, she is the next Grace Kelly.
1111
00:55:23,055 --> 00:55:25,642
- I'm trying.
- Amy? Courtney.
1112
00:55:25,725 --> 00:55:27,143
Remember me from the ritual pool party?
1113
00:55:27,226 --> 00:55:30,272
Oh, my God. I heard your song
on the radio twice today.
1114
00:55:30,355 --> 00:55:33,400
- Congratulations, Courtney.
- Oh, well, we got a great manager.
1115
00:55:33,483 --> 00:55:35,985
He told me to always
sing from the heart.
1116
00:55:36,068 --> 00:55:38,571
And I tell this girl,
"Always act from the heart."
1117
00:55:38,655 --> 00:55:41,283
Hey, did we get the offer on
the Mentos commercial I was on hold for?
1118
00:55:41,366 --> 00:55:45,119
No, you weren't on hold for it.
What I said was,
1119
00:55:45,202 --> 00:55:48,998
"I called them and they put me on hold
for about 45 minutes."
1120
00:55:49,081 --> 00:55:52,585
But when they... they got on the phone,
they told me they passed on you.
1121
00:55:53,753 --> 00:55:55,338
- Well, there you go.
- No, it's good.
1122
00:55:55,422 --> 00:55:56,923
They said she had a great reading.
1123
00:55:57,006 --> 00:55:59,426
That it truly looked like
she loved the Mentos.
1124
00:56:00,259 --> 00:56:01,511
I'll be back with your drinks.
1125
00:56:01,594 --> 00:56:02,595
- Okay.
- Okay.
1126
00:56:02,679 --> 00:56:05,973
Yo, check it out. It's OJ Simpson,
Phil Spector and Robert Blake.
1127
00:56:06,057 --> 00:56:08,893
Good guys.
Call 'em the dream team.
1128
00:56:08,976 --> 00:56:10,562
- I'm gonna go chop it up with 'em.
- All right.
1129
00:56:10,645 --> 00:56:13,523
The juice is on the loose!
What's happening, killer?
1130
00:56:14,106 --> 00:56:17,652
So, uh, what do you think?
We've been to the party. We had fun.
1131
00:56:17,735 --> 00:56:20,279
- Time to go?
- I wanna see Jonesy.
1132
00:56:20,363 --> 00:56:22,699
- Who's Jonesy?
- Quincy?
1133
00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:25,327
- Oh, Quincy? You wanna see, uh...
- Yeah.
1134
00:56:25,410 --> 00:56:26,786
...Quincelius?
1135
00:56:26,869 --> 00:56:28,287
All right. Let's get that done.
1136
00:56:28,371 --> 00:56:30,707
- You think he's around?
- Yeah, it'll be good to see him again.
1137
00:56:31,499 --> 00:56:32,834
Uh, yeah, let's find him.
1138
00:56:33,543 --> 00:56:38,381
Okay, now, Courtney,
it's Domaines Ott Bandol Rosé.
1139
00:56:38,465 --> 00:56:39,716
- My favorite.
- Mmm.
1140
00:56:46,389 --> 00:56:47,724
What do you think?
1141
00:56:47,807 --> 00:56:50,602
Mmm! This is so good, Mr. Jones.
1142
00:56:50,685 --> 00:56:52,437
What do you think, Sandy?
You like it?
1143
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,398
What's the matter, man?
1144
00:56:55,482 --> 00:56:57,525
Nothing. No, I think it's good.
1145
00:56:57,609 --> 00:56:59,902
It's... it's... It's just grapey.
1146
00:57:00,737 --> 00:57:05,116
- What do you mean "grapey"?
- Oh, I... I didn't say it was a bad thing.
1147
00:57:06,117 --> 00:57:08,578
Okay. I'm gonna try
to respect your opinion, brother.
1148
00:57:09,161 --> 00:57:12,915
Let me try another one. I've got
a '61 Château Pétrus downstairs.
1149
00:57:12,999 --> 00:57:14,125
Okay.
1150
00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:16,919
I paid eight grand for it
at the Côte de Nuits.
1151
00:57:17,003 --> 00:57:18,796
- Yeah, okay.
- That's too much. No.
1152
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,090
Pretty sure this'll get your attention.
1153
00:57:21,173 --> 00:57:22,800
Thank you, Quincelius.
1154
00:57:22,884 --> 00:57:24,301
Who the hell is Quincelius?
1155
00:57:25,219 --> 00:57:27,555
Nobody. Come on. What are we doing here?
1156
00:57:30,475 --> 00:57:32,059
Thank you.
1157
00:57:32,143 --> 00:57:34,354
It was grapey. It was a little grapey.
1158
00:57:34,437 --> 00:57:38,024
- I think you offended him.
- No, I didn't.
1159
00:57:38,107 --> 00:57:39,651
I thought it was cool.
1160
00:57:40,693 --> 00:57:44,656
When he comes back, I dare you
to say you hate that one, too.
1161
00:57:44,739 --> 00:57:45,907
What?
1162
00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:49,243
The man spent $8,000 on the wine.
He'll kill me.
1163
00:57:49,326 --> 00:57:52,038
Oh, we'll laugh our asses off. Come on.
1164
00:57:52,121 --> 00:57:56,793
- Courtney, what do you got me doing here?
- I was saving this for a special occasion.
1165
00:57:56,876 --> 00:57:58,670
I think this is special enough.
1166
00:58:00,838 --> 00:58:03,132
You'll have to let me know
what you think, baby.
1167
00:58:03,215 --> 00:58:04,967
Yeah. Thank you.
1168
00:58:06,218 --> 00:58:07,344
Very much.
1169
00:58:08,805 --> 00:58:10,432
What do you think, honey?
1170
00:58:10,515 --> 00:58:13,726
Mr. Jones, this is exquisite.
1171
00:58:13,810 --> 00:58:15,437
And, Sanford, you likey?
1172
00:58:20,733 --> 00:58:23,319
- Honestly?
- What else, man?
1173
00:58:24,862 --> 00:58:27,490
- It's a little nutty.
- Nutty?
1174
00:58:28,741 --> 00:58:30,242
For my taste.
1175
00:58:34,914 --> 00:58:37,417
Maybe if you put an ice cube in it...
1176
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:42,213
- Oh, my goodness.
- Get out of my house!
1177
00:58:42,296 --> 00:58:43,673
- Now!
- Hey, hey, I didn't mean to...
1178
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,802
- Now! Out! Out!
- I'm gonna leave.
1179
00:58:47,885 --> 00:58:50,472
- No, I just got to get my jacket.
- Out! Get... get out of here.
1180
00:58:50,555 --> 00:58:52,181
- Listen.
- Out!
1181
00:58:52,264 --> 00:58:55,602
Man, one of these is mine.
Is this navy or black?
1182
00:58:55,685 --> 00:58:59,522
I'm having a hard time seeing.
My glasses are blurry from the wine toss.
1183
00:58:59,606 --> 00:59:00,773
Get out!
1184
00:59:00,857 --> 00:59:03,443
You know what? This is probably it.
I... I'm gonna go.
1185
00:59:03,526 --> 00:59:06,237
- Leave!
- Courtney! Okay.
1186
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,449
Hey. Thank you, Q-bert.
It was a great night.
1187
00:59:09,532 --> 00:59:12,535
- Did you see the way that was...
- You made me do that! You!
1188
00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:13,911
- How are we getting out?
- Are you happy?
1189
00:59:13,995 --> 00:59:16,330
I don't know where...
Go. Just go. Is he coming?
1190
00:59:16,413 --> 00:59:20,292
Courtney's first single was huge.
I remember the album was even bigger.
1191
00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:23,337
I heard every song
on every station of every radio.
1192
00:59:28,050 --> 00:59:29,677
Yay, Courtney!
1193
00:59:31,929 --> 00:59:34,516
Courtney blew up
to Whitney Houston-type status.
1194
00:59:34,599 --> 00:59:35,600
Oh, really?
1195
00:59:35,683 --> 00:59:37,351
- So it was crazy.
- Mariah Carey, you know...
1196
00:59:41,731 --> 00:59:45,652
You're nobody, and then you're somebody,
and everyone's clamoring after you.
1197
00:59:45,735 --> 00:59:48,237
And it's scary. It can be scary.
1198
01:00:01,501 --> 01:00:03,920
- Sandy...
- Courtney, what's wrong?
1199
01:00:04,003 --> 01:00:06,213
I think someone's outside my house.
1200
01:00:06,297 --> 01:00:08,841
I'm scared it's one of those freaks
that's been calling me or something.
1201
01:00:08,925 --> 01:00:11,010
What? Who's calling you?
1202
01:00:11,093 --> 01:00:12,303
I don't know.
1203
01:00:12,386 --> 01:00:15,181
I've been dealing with this
ever since I moved into this place.
1204
01:00:15,264 --> 01:00:17,391
- Are your doors locked?
- Yeah.
1205
01:00:17,474 --> 01:00:19,644
You stay inside. I'll be right there.
1206
01:00:30,279 --> 01:00:31,989
You're in trouble now, tough guy!
1207
01:00:32,824 --> 01:00:35,827
Look what I've been carrying
around in my backseat...
1208
01:00:36,493 --> 01:00:39,539
ever since I was attacked
on Ventura Place.
1209
01:00:40,456 --> 01:00:42,834
Huh? You like this?
1210
01:00:43,543 --> 01:00:45,336
You wanna... You wanna feel it?
1211
01:00:47,004 --> 01:00:48,548
Come out! Where are you?
1212
01:00:49,716 --> 01:00:52,426
Courtney, stay in the house!
1213
01:00:55,763 --> 01:00:56,931
What's that?
1214
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,685
What? You think you can hide?
1215
01:01:03,354 --> 01:01:06,941
Are you scared? Huh?
1216
01:01:07,024 --> 01:01:09,360
'Cause I'm scared, too.
1217
01:01:09,443 --> 01:01:12,780
I'm scared I'm gonna shatter
every bone in your face!
1218
01:01:19,746 --> 01:01:20,997
You're gone?
1219
01:01:22,874 --> 01:01:25,585
That's it. Truce.
1220
01:01:26,794 --> 01:01:27,795
No more.
1221
01:01:33,217 --> 01:01:34,594
Ow!
1222
01:01:39,015 --> 01:01:44,145
What you were so afraid of
was nothing but a raccoon.
1223
01:01:44,228 --> 01:01:45,229
No way.
1224
01:01:45,312 --> 01:01:48,608
I'm telling you, you'll never have to
worry about him again, though.
1225
01:01:49,316 --> 01:01:51,027
You didn't kill him, did you?
1226
01:01:51,903 --> 01:01:54,196
No. No. Uh, I...
1227
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,534
I seen him go out into the forest again
to see his family, so...
1228
01:01:58,618 --> 01:02:00,286
All right? But I screamed at him.
1229
01:02:00,369 --> 01:02:03,706
I let him know, "Don't come back here.
You stay with the...
1230
01:02:04,874 --> 01:02:06,751
On your side of the fence."
1231
01:02:06,834 --> 01:02:08,670
Okay.
1232
01:02:08,753 --> 01:02:10,672
Come on in.
Let me wash those clothes.
1233
01:02:10,755 --> 01:02:14,801
When I used to represent Hooch
from Turner & Hooch,
1234
01:02:14,884 --> 01:02:19,138
I got a similar call
about a late-night trespasser.
1235
01:02:19,221 --> 01:02:21,849
Turned out it was Benji's trainer.
1236
01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:26,979
Uh, he was jealous that Hooch
was now the hottest dog in the business.
1237
01:02:27,063 --> 01:02:30,107
- You're making that up.
- No, no, no, I think that's true.
1238
01:02:30,191 --> 01:02:33,360
You're insane, Sandy.
Take off those pants.
1239
01:02:34,111 --> 01:02:36,698
What? What, right here?
1240
01:02:36,781 --> 01:02:37,824
I won't look.
1241
01:02:37,907 --> 01:02:39,992
Well, you'll be missing out, then.
1242
01:02:40,076 --> 01:02:41,744
Oh, really?
1243
01:02:42,411 --> 01:02:44,621
No. Maybe you should turn around.
1244
01:02:44,706 --> 01:02:47,166
Turning around.
1245
01:02:47,249 --> 01:02:50,252
I'm glad you took
this place, by the way.
1246
01:02:50,336 --> 01:02:52,088
The real estate lady told me
1247
01:02:52,171 --> 01:02:55,967
that David Crosby died
three times in this house.
1248
01:02:56,050 --> 01:02:58,302
I'm gonna keep the beeper,
if that's all right.
1249
01:02:58,385 --> 01:03:01,138
Kevin Connors did
a show on Brea tonight,
1250
01:03:01,222 --> 01:03:05,267
co-headlining with AJ Jamal.
I wanna make sure that went well.
1251
01:03:06,227 --> 01:03:08,604
So, pants are coming down.
1252
01:03:09,521 --> 01:03:10,773
Here you go.
1253
01:03:13,192 --> 01:03:15,737
All right. Come on.
Let's get these washed.
1254
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,405
Sure. Hey, thanks for doing that.
1255
01:03:22,284 --> 01:03:23,870
You called Bling, too?
1256
01:03:23,953 --> 01:03:25,913
Oh, I was here anyway, Sandy.
1257
01:03:25,997 --> 01:03:27,874
With my pants on.
1258
01:03:32,544 --> 01:03:35,464
The important thing
is that Courtney feels safe.
1259
01:03:35,547 --> 01:03:37,466
- That's all I'm worried about.
- Hmm.
1260
01:03:37,549 --> 01:03:39,218
An unlisted phone number.
1261
01:03:39,301 --> 01:03:41,137
That's the way to go
for an artist of your stature.
1262
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:43,180
I can get that done for you
tomorrow morning.
1263
01:03:43,264 --> 01:03:46,475
Oh, no, it's all... It's all good,
Sandy. I handled it already.
1264
01:03:46,558 --> 01:03:49,645
Oh, you did? Good. Good. Good for you.
1265
01:03:52,564 --> 01:03:54,525
Sandy, can you pass me the gravy?
1266
01:03:54,608 --> 01:03:58,112
Can I pass you the gravy?
Absolutely. I can pass you the gravy.
1267
01:03:58,195 --> 01:03:59,947
- Here. You want me to put it on for you?
- I got it.
1268
01:04:00,031 --> 01:04:01,323
- You got it?
- Yeah.
1269
01:04:01,407 --> 01:04:04,160
I was thinking we should get back
in the studio, Courtney.
1270
01:04:04,243 --> 01:04:06,662
Maybe noodle around with some new tunes.
1271
01:04:06,746 --> 01:04:09,373
With all due respect, Sandy,
I understand that,
1272
01:04:09,456 --> 01:04:12,668
but, uh, her existing record's
gonna be on the charts for months.
1273
01:04:12,752 --> 01:04:15,004
You don't want her competing
against herself now, do you?
1274
01:04:15,087 --> 01:04:19,133
Who else do you want her competing with?
I mean it's a win-win. To me.
1275
01:04:21,718 --> 01:04:22,970
I know what you mean, Sandy.
1276
01:04:23,054 --> 01:04:26,265
I have lots of ideas,
but I can't tomorrow.
1277
01:04:26,348 --> 01:04:28,475
We've got publicist meetings.
1278
01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:31,771
- Publicists? What... what publicists?
- Oh, yeah, just the top ones.
1279
01:04:31,854 --> 01:04:33,439
You know what?
I'll send you the list, actually.
1280
01:04:33,522 --> 01:04:36,108
You know what?
Better yet, I'll e-mail you the list.
1281
01:04:36,192 --> 01:04:38,945
- What is that?
- Oh, you're not familiar with e-mail?
1282
01:04:39,028 --> 01:04:42,782
E-mail? Of course I heard of that.
Which one are you talking about?
1283
01:04:42,865 --> 01:04:47,036
You got your computer, right?
And you plug that into your phone line,
1284
01:04:47,119 --> 01:04:52,834
and you could send a document to another
computer clear across the country
1285
01:04:52,917 --> 01:04:55,002
in a matter of minutes.
1286
01:04:55,086 --> 01:04:58,798
Who licks the envelope? R2-D2?
I'm lost right now.
1287
01:04:58,881 --> 01:05:01,550
Now I think we're making
a wrong move here.
1288
01:05:01,633 --> 01:05:05,721
I have a publicity campaign designed
strictly for this woman right here.
1289
01:05:05,805 --> 01:05:08,933
You have a publicity campaign? Well,
I mean, we're... The family's all here.
1290
01:05:09,016 --> 01:05:10,767
We would love to hear about it.
What is it?
1291
01:05:10,852 --> 01:05:13,270
Well, I usually like my clients
to start slow.
1292
01:05:13,354 --> 01:05:15,397
Keep it simple. Don't overexpose.
1293
01:05:16,732 --> 01:05:18,650
- Really, Sandy?
- Yes.
1294
01:05:18,734 --> 01:05:20,652
Just gonna spit your chicken on my face?
That's for you.
1295
01:05:21,737 --> 01:05:24,907
Okay. Maybe we'll hold off
on the publicist thing.
1296
01:05:24,991 --> 01:05:25,992
Thank you.
1297
01:05:26,075 --> 01:05:27,743
But then we'll bring in one soon.
1298
01:05:27,827 --> 01:05:29,453
- Okay, boys?
- We'll talk about that.
1299
01:05:29,536 --> 01:05:31,622
Absolutely. I think that's smart.
1300
01:05:31,705 --> 01:05:33,707
All right. I'm gonna go check
on these jeans.
1301
01:05:33,790 --> 01:05:35,709
- Okay?
- Yes, my queen.
1302
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,128
Your queen?
1303
01:05:39,088 --> 01:05:43,550
Sandy, you are the reason
she needs a publicist.
1304
01:05:43,634 --> 01:05:45,011
I'm the reason?
1305
01:05:45,094 --> 01:05:47,889
You know how many calls I got after
Quincy Jones threw you out of his party?
1306
01:05:47,972 --> 01:05:51,851
- Oh... She dared me to do it.
- What are you, 14, Sandy?
1307
01:05:51,934 --> 01:05:54,311
No, I'm not 14. I'm not 14 at all.
1308
01:05:54,395 --> 01:05:55,812
Your job is to protect her.
1309
01:05:55,897 --> 01:05:57,899
I protect her 24/7!
1310
01:05:57,982 --> 01:06:00,567
And how is that?
By screwing up her shot on Arsenio?
1311
01:06:00,651 --> 01:06:02,194
We got the show, didn't we?
1312
01:06:02,278 --> 01:06:03,695
Because I fixed it!
1313
01:06:03,779 --> 01:06:06,823
You fixed it. You did everything.
You invented music.
1314
01:06:06,908 --> 01:06:08,159
What did you do, Sandy?
1315
01:06:08,242 --> 01:06:10,744
Did you file the paperwork for the Grammy
nomination before the deadline?
1316
01:06:10,827 --> 01:06:12,914
Did you squash the story in the Enquirer
1317
01:06:12,997 --> 01:06:16,333
about her corrections officer father
falling asleep during a prison riot?
1318
01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:18,460
Did you send envelopes of cash
to the radio stations
1319
01:06:18,544 --> 01:06:19,836
so they could play her record?
1320
01:06:20,837 --> 01:06:22,339
No, you didn't do that.
1321
01:06:22,423 --> 01:06:23,883
You know how I know
you didn't do it, Sandy?
1322
01:06:23,966 --> 01:06:25,842
Because I did it.
I did all those things.
1323
01:06:25,927 --> 01:06:28,512
And what did you do? Hmm?
1324
01:06:28,595 --> 01:06:32,516
You made sure Gary,
the daredevil trapeze artist,
1325
01:06:32,599 --> 01:06:35,436
was her opening act
at the Universal Amphitheatre.
1326
01:06:36,437 --> 01:06:37,438
Gary is family.
1327
01:06:37,521 --> 01:06:40,191
This dude shattered his pelvis
on an amplifier!
1328
01:06:40,274 --> 01:06:41,901
I was there. I saw.
1329
01:06:41,984 --> 01:06:43,860
There was blood
all over the first three rows!
1330
01:06:43,945 --> 01:06:45,905
- People were vomiting!
- Yeah, all right.
1331
01:06:45,988 --> 01:06:47,198
That doesn't really segue well
1332
01:06:47,281 --> 01:06:49,951
into soulful singer-songwriter now,
does it, Sandy?
1333
01:06:50,034 --> 01:06:52,411
She got 'em back.
She's too good to lose a crowd.
1334
01:06:52,494 --> 01:06:53,913
She's too good for you.
1335
01:06:54,788 --> 01:06:56,498
Sandy, she could have
any manager she wants.
1336
01:06:56,582 --> 01:06:57,666
She wants me!
1337
01:06:57,749 --> 01:06:59,919
And that is what's holding her back.
1338
01:07:01,670 --> 01:07:03,380
Look, Sandy, you did your job.
1339
01:07:04,256 --> 01:07:06,926
You brought her up to the big leagues.
1340
01:07:07,009 --> 01:07:09,470
I'm telling you. Come on!
1341
01:07:10,387 --> 01:07:13,224
But now you're just...
You're out of your depth.
1342
01:07:13,307 --> 01:07:15,684
Don't let your ego get in the way.
1343
01:07:16,393 --> 01:07:20,481
Can you look me in the eye and tell me
you're doing what's best for her?
1344
01:07:24,901 --> 01:07:26,153
- Okay.
- Ah!
1345
01:07:26,237 --> 01:07:28,655
Pants-Off Dance-Off
is officially canceled.
1346
01:07:28,739 --> 01:07:30,116
- Put these bad boys on.
- Okay.
1347
01:07:30,199 --> 01:07:34,203
You got the stain out?
Very nice. Look at you. Look at you.
1348
01:07:34,286 --> 01:07:37,664
Well, I'm beat to shit.
I'm gonna call it.
1349
01:07:38,249 --> 01:07:41,502
You're gonna call it?
All right. I'll walk you out, then.
1350
01:07:41,585 --> 01:07:45,089
Thank you for everything.
Appreciate it all.
1351
01:07:54,515 --> 01:07:57,393
Oh. Oh, yeah. Good night.
1352
01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:10,864
Thanks for scaring the stalker raccoon.
1353
01:08:10,947 --> 01:08:14,160
You don't have to thank me, Courtney.
That's my pleasure.
1354
01:08:14,243 --> 01:08:15,244
Look, Sandy...
1355
01:08:16,953 --> 01:08:18,747
This rock star thing is new to me.
1356
01:08:19,623 --> 01:08:21,958
I'm doing the best I can
to make everybody happy, you know.
1357
01:08:22,043 --> 01:08:26,297
You make the world happy, Courtney.
That's all you need to worry about.
1358
01:08:27,214 --> 01:08:28,299
Thank you, Sandy.
1359
01:08:29,008 --> 01:08:31,802
That's why it's difficult
for me to tell you this.
1360
01:08:31,885 --> 01:08:35,514
But where you are right now
in your career,
1361
01:08:35,597 --> 01:08:39,268
and what it requires of my time, it's...
1362
01:08:41,437 --> 01:08:46,108
I'm being kind of forced here
to make sacrifices that,
1363
01:08:46,192 --> 01:08:49,445
with good conscience,
I don't really wanna make.
1364
01:08:49,528 --> 01:08:50,987
Like what?
1365
01:08:51,072 --> 01:08:55,076
Like my stable of talent.
1366
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:59,663
I can't give them what I believe
each and every one of them deserves
1367
01:08:59,746 --> 01:09:05,294
if I'm worried about all the
complexities of your day-to-day.
1368
01:09:05,377 --> 01:09:07,546
It's a lot, kid. I'm sorry.
1369
01:09:07,629 --> 01:09:10,716
So what? You don't want
to work together anymore?
1370
01:09:10,799 --> 01:09:14,803
Well, it's just the current situation
isn't fair to you, either.
1371
01:09:14,886 --> 01:09:19,766
I can't commit to you 100%
if I got other things on my mind,
1372
01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:22,519
which unfortunately I do.
The stable.
1373
01:09:22,603 --> 01:09:25,231
Sandy, let's not do this right now.
1374
01:09:26,607 --> 01:09:29,276
Let's take a minute and think it over.
1375
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,278
I don't need a minute.
1376
01:09:31,362 --> 01:09:34,906
I promised your dad
I'd always do what's best for you.
1377
01:09:34,990 --> 01:09:36,325
This is best.
1378
01:09:40,621 --> 01:09:41,788
So that's it?
1379
01:09:43,665 --> 01:09:46,543
You ever need me, just beep.
1380
01:09:48,879 --> 01:09:50,046
Sandy.
1381
01:09:53,342 --> 01:09:54,343
Beep.
1382
01:09:56,137 --> 01:09:57,929
You're gonna be all right, Courtney.
1383
01:09:58,930 --> 01:10:00,349
You're gonna be a legend.
1384
01:10:02,934 --> 01:10:04,395
Brightest star out there.
1385
01:10:28,669 --> 01:10:32,881
Legend has it he stayed in that car
and cried for... six hours?
1386
01:10:37,928 --> 01:10:41,473
Someone called child services 'cause
they thought a little girl was in trouble.
1387
01:10:41,557 --> 01:10:42,558
- Yeah.
- In a car.
1388
01:10:47,229 --> 01:10:49,190
I mean, not that anybody has a good cry,
1389
01:10:49,273 --> 01:10:51,150
but his cry sounded
like some kind of, like,
1390
01:10:51,233 --> 01:10:53,735
lonesome moose.
1391
01:10:59,491 --> 01:11:02,161
Whatever the amount of time was
that he cried,
1392
01:11:02,244 --> 01:11:04,205
he broke his own rules.
He just got too close.
1393
01:11:04,288 --> 01:11:06,582
It was Alfred all over again.
1394
01:11:06,665 --> 01:11:07,916
That was a tough time...
1395
01:11:10,169 --> 01:11:15,841
'cause Sandy not only lost
his most talented client ever,
1396
01:11:15,924 --> 01:11:19,595
but he also lost this person
he had feelings for.
1397
01:11:20,596 --> 01:11:22,348
It must've been
especially painful for Sandy,
1398
01:11:22,431 --> 01:11:24,766
because Courtney Clarke was everywhere.
1399
01:11:27,894 --> 01:11:28,895
Whoo!
1400
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:39,281
Gary Rodgers, ladies and gentlemen.
1401
01:11:39,364 --> 01:11:43,202
♪ There's something
In the way that you smile ♪
1402
01:11:44,369 --> 01:11:49,666
♪ There's something
In the way that you talk to me ♪
1403
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:54,755
♪ The way that you look at me
Boy, I can't see anything... ♪
1404
01:11:54,838 --> 01:11:56,882
Yo, man, your girl blew up.
She the shit now.
1405
01:11:56,965 --> 01:11:59,009
- Congratulations, Sandy.
- Yeah.
1406
01:11:59,092 --> 01:12:01,177
Yeah, she's doing great. Uh...
1407
01:12:01,262 --> 01:12:03,514
We're not working together
anymore, though.
1408
01:12:04,598 --> 01:12:07,183
Oh. Now that makes sense.
1409
01:12:07,268 --> 01:12:08,560
Later, dawg.
1410
01:12:08,644 --> 01:12:10,896
Yeah. That makes sense.
1411
01:12:11,730 --> 01:12:14,275
It makes sense if I kill you, Arsenio.
1412
01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:16,610
That would make sense.
1413
01:12:16,693 --> 01:12:20,030
♪ I know it is destiny ♪
1414
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:27,203
♪ Hot summer nights, lovers ♪
1415
01:12:27,288 --> 01:12:28,705
Get out of town with that.
1416
01:12:28,789 --> 01:12:31,458
♪ Samba dancing with
Fire in their eyes burning ♪
1417
01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:32,584
Come on.
1418
01:12:33,294 --> 01:12:36,463
♪ Hearts on full with desire ♪
1419
01:12:36,547 --> 01:12:39,925
♪ Wanting you, wanting me ♪
1420
01:12:40,008 --> 01:12:45,013
♪ Gonna make you wanna fall in love
Love, love, love ♪
1421
01:12:46,097 --> 01:12:49,059
♪ Yeah, I think I'm gonna fall in love ♪
1422
01:12:49,768 --> 01:12:53,063
Oh, jeez, you're going for this?
Give me a break here.
1423
01:12:53,146 --> 01:12:56,900
♪ Samba dancing with
Fire in their eyes burning ♪
1424
01:12:56,983 --> 01:13:00,946
♪ Hearts on full with desire... ♪
1425
01:13:01,029 --> 01:13:02,406
All right. That's enough.
1426
01:13:03,449 --> 01:13:04,575
Come on, already.
1427
01:13:47,868 --> 01:13:49,285
What have we got here?
1428
01:13:52,331 --> 01:13:54,791
Sandy!
1429
01:13:54,875 --> 01:13:56,918
I was scared you wouldn't come.
1430
01:13:58,462 --> 01:14:01,798
Hey. Where's Peter? Is he doing PT?
1431
01:14:01,882 --> 01:14:05,051
Sandy, why don't you
take off your shoes?
1432
01:14:05,135 --> 01:14:07,638
Take off my... Oh, for your rug?
1433
01:14:07,721 --> 01:14:09,640
You know, my shoes are actually cleaner
1434
01:14:09,723 --> 01:14:12,267
than my socks, but...
1435
01:14:12,351 --> 01:14:13,769
And here we are.
1436
01:14:15,396 --> 01:14:17,356
- Hey, hey.
- And here's your throne.
1437
01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:19,483
Why don't you sit down, Sandy?
1438
01:14:19,566 --> 01:14:21,652
- Hey.
- What would you like to drink?
1439
01:14:21,735 --> 01:14:23,862
You know, I got a bit of a sour stomach.
1440
01:14:23,945 --> 01:14:28,033
If you got Dr. Brown's black cherry
diet, that would be perfect.
1441
01:14:29,993 --> 01:14:33,038
Or a big glass of whiskey.
Either way is...
1442
01:14:42,798 --> 01:14:43,799
Oh, look.
1443
01:14:44,383 --> 01:14:46,134
Ah.
1444
01:14:49,888 --> 01:14:54,100
Did you ever see
that naughty little movie, 9½ Weeks?
1445
01:14:54,184 --> 01:14:55,519
No, I didn't.
1446
01:14:55,602 --> 01:14:58,814
I saw Problem Child, though.
That kid was hysterical.
1447
01:15:00,982 --> 01:15:04,986
Well, not as funny as that.
Look at you.
1448
01:15:05,821 --> 01:15:08,865
- Peter's been sick for a long time.
- Yeah.
1449
01:15:09,866 --> 01:15:12,327
And a woman yearns for a man's touch.
1450
01:15:13,036 --> 01:15:14,538
Hey, no, that's natural.
1451
01:15:14,621 --> 01:15:16,498
Are you a man, Sandy?
1452
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,375
I don't know. I...
1453
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:22,045
I was bar mitzvahed,
but that was a long time ago.
1454
01:15:24,965 --> 01:15:26,967
- You know what I love about you?
- Yeah?
1455
01:15:27,050 --> 01:15:29,260
Your voice.
1456
01:15:29,344 --> 01:15:31,513
Come on. I've got a surprise.
1457
01:15:32,848 --> 01:15:33,974
- Come along.
- Hey, what's this?
1458
01:15:34,057 --> 01:15:36,351
- Just sit here. Now, sit.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.
1459
01:15:36,435 --> 01:15:39,020
Aye, aye, aye! Yeah!
1460
01:15:39,104 --> 01:15:40,897
Touch me, Sandy. Touch me.
1461
01:15:40,981 --> 01:15:43,984
Well, I... I was just walking
on the carpet in my socks.
1462
01:15:44,067 --> 01:15:49,030
- I don't wanna zap you.
- Oh. You can zap me. Just zap me.
1463
01:15:52,743 --> 01:15:54,495
Cindy!
1464
01:16:04,212 --> 01:16:08,424
Don't worry about Peter.
He only wants my happiness.
1465
01:16:08,509 --> 01:16:09,760
Yeah.
1466
01:16:16,307 --> 01:16:18,810
I can't do it. I can't.
1467
01:16:18,894 --> 01:16:21,354
- I'd feel better if we...
- Don't, Sandy, please.
1468
01:16:21,438 --> 01:16:23,940
- Don't leave. Stay here.
- Oh...
1469
01:16:24,024 --> 01:16:25,859
We... we could put a blanket
over his head.
1470
01:16:26,693 --> 01:16:30,656
That's... that's actually a thought.
1471
01:16:30,739 --> 01:16:33,408
No. He says no. He said... I'm sorry.
1472
01:16:33,492 --> 01:16:36,620
I consider Peter a friend,
1473
01:16:36,703 --> 01:16:40,541
whether he's alive or dead
or in a vegetative state.
1474
01:16:40,624 --> 01:16:43,001
Thanks for the offer, okay?
1475
01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:47,463
I got the shock! I knew I... The socks.
1476
01:16:54,805 --> 01:16:55,806
Pervert.
1477
01:17:01,144 --> 01:17:02,270
- Cindy!
- Cindy!
1478
01:17:02,353 --> 01:17:03,647
Madonna!
1479
01:17:03,730 --> 01:17:04,815
Melissa!
1480
01:17:05,691 --> 01:17:08,234
Wrapping up the CDs.
1481
01:17:08,318 --> 01:17:10,445
Doing too good a job. I feel that...
1482
01:17:11,905 --> 01:17:15,491
Just... a little bit overzealous
with the wrapping is my feeling.
1483
01:17:15,576 --> 01:17:18,870
What is the security on this thing?
1484
01:17:18,954 --> 01:17:20,246
It's a $12 item.
1485
01:17:20,330 --> 01:17:22,248
They got it wrapped up
like the Hope Diamond.
1486
01:17:23,374 --> 01:17:25,168
It's impossible
that they have cellophane...
1487
01:17:25,251 --> 01:17:29,422
What are you doing? You look gloomy.
Reiser's killing out there. Come on.
1488
01:17:29,505 --> 01:17:32,175
You're like a monkey with a coconut.
You're just looking at it...
1489
01:17:32,258 --> 01:17:35,053
He's killing the jokes that I wrote.
It should be me up there killing it.
1490
01:17:35,136 --> 01:17:38,807
Next year, it will be.
CBS sees your jokes work now.
1491
01:17:38,890 --> 01:17:41,727
Next year, you'll be telling those
jokes, 'cause you wrote 'em.
1492
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,609
You want me to do the jokes
he's telling right now
1493
01:17:48,692 --> 01:17:49,693
on next year's Grammys?
1494
01:17:49,776 --> 01:17:51,570
But you do 'em in your voice.
1495
01:17:51,653 --> 01:17:54,072
But the punch lines are the same.
People have heard them already.
1496
01:17:54,155 --> 01:17:55,699
You do new punch lines.
1497
01:17:55,782 --> 01:17:57,909
So then they're new...
They're new jokes.
1498
01:17:57,993 --> 01:18:00,161
No, but you're doing 'em in your voice.
1499
01:18:00,245 --> 01:18:01,622
I wanna strangle you.
1500
01:18:01,705 --> 01:18:03,206
- Don't say "your voice" again.
- What are you...
1501
01:18:03,289 --> 01:18:04,958
I'm gonna kill you
if you say "in my voice."
1502
01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:07,168
- Would you stop? I can't ever...
- Sandy?
1503
01:18:09,755 --> 01:18:10,756
Courtney.
1504
01:18:12,007 --> 01:18:13,759
Look at you!
1505
01:18:13,842 --> 01:18:17,345
- Hey! Hey.
- Hey! Oh.
1506
01:18:19,139 --> 01:18:23,018
You, uh, remember my, uh,
client Paul Reiser?
1507
01:18:24,019 --> 01:18:26,146
- Kevin Connors.
- Kevin!
1508
01:18:26,855 --> 01:18:28,940
They should have had you host this show.
1509
01:18:29,024 --> 01:18:33,069
Paul Reiser is usually funny,
but his jokes tonight are just corny.
1510
01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:37,073
- You still doing Atkins? I see.
- Atkins.
1511
01:18:37,157 --> 01:18:38,867
- You look great!
- Thank you. Well, my God.
1512
01:18:38,950 --> 01:18:40,535
- I look good? Look at you.
- You look so good!
1513
01:18:40,619 --> 01:18:43,329
I have been following you.
You are doing so well.
1514
01:18:43,413 --> 01:18:47,000
The Grammy tonight. Did I tell you
when that was gonna happen, huh?
1515
01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,627
You deserve it all. You really do.
1516
01:18:48,710 --> 01:18:52,005
You deserve it, too.
I wouldn't be here without you.
1517
01:18:52,088 --> 01:18:55,175
Are you kidding me?
You cannot stop a shooting star.
1518
01:18:55,258 --> 01:18:57,135
- Aw.
- Our scientists have proven this.
1519
01:18:57,761 --> 01:18:59,721
You are unbelievable, Sandy.
1520
01:18:59,805 --> 01:19:01,807
How's Bling? Where is he?
1521
01:19:01,890 --> 01:19:05,060
Yeah, he's my label guy.
He's not my guy-guy anymore.
1522
01:19:05,143 --> 01:19:08,479
- Well, I'm so sorry. That's...
- Don't be.
1523
01:19:08,563 --> 01:19:10,398
Things happen for a reason.
1524
01:19:10,481 --> 01:19:12,025
I scored us each a goodie bag, my sweet.
1525
01:19:12,108 --> 01:19:14,360
- Hi, cuteness.
- Can I keep your PlayStation?
1526
01:19:14,444 --> 01:19:15,696
Yes.
1527
01:19:15,779 --> 01:19:21,409
Guys, this is my new boyfriend, Ra...
Say it for me, babe.
1528
01:19:21,492 --> 01:19:22,911
Ramiro Alejandro.
1529
01:19:22,994 --> 01:19:26,707
- Sandy Wexler.
- Nice to meet you, Ramir...
1530
01:19:26,790 --> 01:19:28,583
- Ramiro Alejandro.
- I know.
1531
01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:31,795
Oh, is this the old Make-A-Wish guy
you were telling me about?
1532
01:19:31,878 --> 01:19:34,505
No. No, we used to work together.
1533
01:19:34,589 --> 01:19:37,550
Hey, you wanna come to Clive Davis'
after-party? You could ride with us.
1534
01:19:37,633 --> 01:19:39,469
I, uh, would love to.
1535
01:19:39,552 --> 01:19:41,805
- I, uh, have to go somewhere.
- Aw.
1536
01:19:41,888 --> 01:19:44,891
A client of mine... Amy Baskin.
You... you remember Amy.
1537
01:19:44,975 --> 01:19:45,976
Yeah!
1538
01:19:46,059 --> 01:19:50,313
Yes, well, she got the lead in "Sound
of Music" at the Pasadena Playhouse.
1539
01:19:50,396 --> 01:19:54,317
- She'll be Partygoer Number One.
- Yeah, that's the lead.
1540
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,945
It is. She's...
She's the lead partygoer.
1541
01:19:57,028 --> 01:20:00,198
Let's get together real soon, Sandy.
Promise me.
1542
01:20:00,281 --> 01:20:03,159
- I promise. You promise me this.
- Of course. What?
1543
01:20:03,243 --> 01:20:04,577
- After Clive's party...
- Mmm-hmm.
1544
01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:07,038
- ...you put on the ugly duckling hat...
- Oh, gosh.
1545
01:20:07,122 --> 01:20:09,082
...and you remind yourself
where you came from.
1546
01:20:09,165 --> 01:20:10,458
Not on this hair.
1547
01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,543
- Like we... Nope, not on your hair.
- Courtney...
1548
01:20:12,627 --> 01:20:14,129
- You promise?
- ...we have to go.
1549
01:20:14,212 --> 01:20:15,922
- I promise. Okay.
- I gotta see you. Okay.
1550
01:20:16,006 --> 01:20:17,799
Good to see you, babe.
1551
01:20:17,883 --> 01:20:21,344
Nice meeting you, Sammy!
Hope they find a cure for you, buddy.
1552
01:20:21,427 --> 01:20:23,221
Buddy, move. Move!
1553
01:20:23,304 --> 01:20:25,056
- Get out the way!
- Which way are you moving?
1554
01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:26,266
- Okay, go!
- Sandy, move! Sandy!
1555
01:20:26,349 --> 01:20:28,143
That was another tough
goodbye for Sandy.
1556
01:20:28,226 --> 01:20:31,521
He... he didn't even know if he would
ever see or talk to Courtney again.
1557
01:20:31,604 --> 01:20:33,064
Of course he kept himself busy.
1558
01:20:33,148 --> 01:20:34,649
He actually signed someone
1559
01:20:34,733 --> 01:20:37,610
who was involved in the biggest form
of entertainment in the '90s.
1560
01:20:37,693 --> 01:20:39,195
Wrestling. Professional wrestling.
1561
01:20:42,490 --> 01:20:45,076
Yeah!
1562
01:20:54,335 --> 01:20:55,336
Yeah!
1563
01:21:04,846 --> 01:21:09,684
Go to sleep, baby!
It's night-night time!
1564
01:21:20,695 --> 01:21:22,405
- You're the man, Bedtime.
- Isn't he?
1565
01:21:22,488 --> 01:21:24,157
Oh, I know you're gonna
take the title on Sunday.
1566
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:27,285
I'm gonna make 'em go night-night.
1567
01:21:28,369 --> 01:21:31,164
- Thank you.
- I'm gonna lose.
1568
01:21:31,247 --> 01:21:33,124
You don't know that. Hang on, please.
1569
01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:36,127
Yeah, I do know that. I got the script.
1570
01:21:36,211 --> 01:21:39,840
Tsunami sits on my face until I tap out.
I'm never gonna be the champ.
1571
01:21:39,923 --> 01:21:41,091
Okay, look.
1572
01:21:41,174 --> 01:21:45,220
The good thing is, you're gonna have
a grown man sit on your face,
1573
01:21:45,303 --> 01:21:48,556
and the entire world is gonna
be watching. That's a positive.
1574
01:21:48,639 --> 01:21:50,725
- That's not a positive.
- It's a positive because it's...
1575
01:21:50,809 --> 01:21:52,102
- The fame factor.
- What?
1576
01:21:52,185 --> 01:21:55,355
Hey, Bedtime. Will you rock me like a baby
while my brother Dicky gets a picture?
1577
01:21:55,438 --> 01:21:57,357
- What are you, six?
- Yeah, of course he will.
1578
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,567
- Of course he will do it.
- Do you see the size of this guy?
1579
01:21:59,650 --> 01:22:00,693
Just get on it.
1580
01:22:00,776 --> 01:22:04,697
Oh. Hang on, guys.
My cellular device is ringing.
1581
01:22:05,448 --> 01:22:07,783
And I hit this, and I pull this.
1582
01:22:08,618 --> 01:22:09,744
Wexler Artists.
1583
01:22:09,828 --> 01:22:12,247
Mr. Wexler, it is
Chippy from Dan Tana's.
1584
01:22:12,330 --> 01:22:17,085
Chippy! Hey! How's it going?
How was your vacation to Cincinnati?
1585
01:22:17,168 --> 01:22:19,795
It was, uh, not a vacation.
My mother died.
1586
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,422
I went to Cincinnati for the funeral.
1587
01:22:21,506 --> 01:22:23,758
Oh, yeah. That's right.
How's your mother?
1588
01:22:25,385 --> 01:22:26,594
What are you calling for?
1589
01:22:26,677 --> 01:22:30,390
We have a delicate situation with a client
of yours who has had too much to drink.
1590
01:22:30,473 --> 01:22:33,226
And unfortunately,
there are very many paparazzi out front.
1591
01:22:34,435 --> 01:22:36,604
Oh, boy. Was it Gary or Kevin?
1592
01:22:41,776 --> 01:22:43,736
Yeah, I chased him
for six or seven blocks.
1593
01:22:43,819 --> 01:22:47,573
Just come on. Get a life, guys. Jeez.
1594
01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:55,623
- Bring me to the package.
- This way.
1595
01:23:05,216 --> 01:23:06,426
Courtney?
1596
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,846
What the... What's going on, kiddo?
1597
01:23:11,431 --> 01:23:13,724
Sandy! They found you!
1598
01:23:13,808 --> 01:23:15,268
Yeah, they found me.
1599
01:23:15,351 --> 01:23:18,688
You just stay put, okay?
You stay right there.
1600
01:23:23,484 --> 01:23:25,862
Aw, Sandy to the rescue.
1601
01:23:26,779 --> 01:23:30,075
No one can find out about this.
You understand me, Chippy? Not even you.
1602
01:23:31,117 --> 01:23:32,285
Okay, Sandy.
1603
01:23:33,703 --> 01:23:35,163
- Okay.
- Sandy!
1604
01:23:37,207 --> 01:23:40,210
What? She'll suffocate?
Is that what you're saying?
1605
01:23:40,293 --> 01:23:42,753
Courtney! Courtney! Courtney!
1606
01:23:42,837 --> 01:23:44,714
Go jump in a lake, fellas!
1607
01:23:50,470 --> 01:23:55,141
Ah! No, no, no, no! Oh, come on!
Oh, please, please, please.
1608
01:23:56,351 --> 01:23:58,894
Keep your voices down. Let her sleep.
1609
01:24:00,521 --> 01:24:04,025
That's right. Just sleep. Sleep, sleep.
1610
01:24:04,609 --> 01:24:06,945
Let me get this up for you.
1611
01:24:07,862 --> 01:24:10,531
And you... you're breathing.
1612
01:24:11,282 --> 01:24:12,450
Are you breathing?
1613
01:24:13,159 --> 01:24:15,161
Yeah, there it is. Okay.
1614
01:24:15,245 --> 01:24:16,329
You'll be all right.
1615
01:24:18,456 --> 01:24:22,293
I'm telling you, he's the best
ventriloquist in the business. He...
1616
01:24:22,377 --> 01:24:23,836
You don't see him talking?
1617
01:24:23,919 --> 01:24:28,841
No, you see his lips move slightly,
but that's not the important thing.
1618
01:24:28,924 --> 01:24:31,469
The important thing
is what the guy is saying.
1619
01:24:31,552 --> 01:24:34,597
No one looks at the lips
if they're laughing, then...
1620
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,349
No, kids love him.
1621
01:24:36,432 --> 01:24:40,186
That's why I'm bringing it up
to you. The kids will love this guy.
1622
01:24:40,270 --> 01:24:43,773
He's got curly hair,
and... and he's got the mustache.
1623
01:24:43,856 --> 01:24:44,857
I'm sorry.
1624
01:24:44,940 --> 01:24:47,902
- Linda, I'm... I'm just asking if you...
- Do you want some breakfast?
1625
01:24:47,986 --> 01:24:49,904
- Sandy...
- If you could just
1626
01:24:49,988 --> 01:24:51,947
put a good word in for me. That's it.
1627
01:24:52,032 --> 01:24:54,117
Maybe put his headshot on his desk.
1628
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,536
- I really wish I could, Sandy.
- Hey, just meat, right?
1629
01:24:56,619 --> 01:24:58,954
Oh, yeah. Hold on. Just meat.
1630
01:24:59,998 --> 01:25:01,166
Just meet with him.
1631
01:25:01,874 --> 01:25:04,252
That's all I'm asking you to do.
Just meet with him.
1632
01:25:04,335 --> 01:25:05,503
All right, Sandy.
1633
01:25:05,586 --> 01:25:08,964
Thank you, Linda! Thank you!
1634
01:25:09,049 --> 01:25:10,925
Happy birthday on Wednesday.
1635
01:25:11,009 --> 01:25:13,303
- How did you know that?
- Yeah, 'cause I know.
1636
01:25:13,386 --> 01:25:15,638
'Cause I know. I know everything.
1637
01:25:17,473 --> 01:25:20,018
How good is this? Phenomenal.
1638
01:25:20,101 --> 01:25:22,062
No one knows
how to cook health food like...
1639
01:25:22,145 --> 01:25:24,605
You're fantastic. You can do it all.
1640
01:25:25,315 --> 01:25:28,693
I owe you for last night.
I'm embarrassed.
1641
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,862
Hey, everybody gets zonked
once in a while.
1642
01:25:31,946 --> 01:25:34,324
The question is, why are we doing it?
1643
01:25:35,575 --> 01:25:36,993
I don't know. I...
1644
01:25:37,535 --> 01:25:38,994
I just broke up with Billy.
1645
01:25:39,079 --> 01:25:42,832
Billy? Who's Billy?
What happened to the Marc Anthony fella?
1646
01:25:42,915 --> 01:25:44,459
Marc Anthony? Come on, Sandy.
1647
01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:47,087
Pick up a People magazine
every once in a while.
1648
01:25:47,170 --> 01:25:49,255
That was three boyfriends ago.
1649
01:25:49,339 --> 01:25:52,925
Oh, hey, I gotta start writing
some of these names down.
1650
01:25:53,008 --> 01:25:56,137
I'm getting lost.
I'm joking around with you.
1651
01:25:56,221 --> 01:25:58,639
What you're doing's perfectly natural.
1652
01:25:58,723 --> 01:26:01,142
Anyone in your position
would be doing the same.
1653
01:26:01,226 --> 01:26:02,560
Look, Liza did it.
1654
01:26:03,269 --> 01:26:06,356
Elizabeth Taylor did it.
Sherwood Schwartz did it.
1655
01:26:06,439 --> 01:26:08,983
Just my life.
1656
01:26:10,110 --> 01:26:11,819
It feels out of control.
1657
01:26:11,902 --> 01:26:16,282
I can't connect with anybody.
I don't... I just don't feel safe.
1658
01:26:16,366 --> 01:26:18,326
I can't even go ten feet
1659
01:26:18,409 --> 01:26:23,206
without the paparazzi following me,
taking pictures of me, spying on me.
1660
01:26:23,289 --> 01:26:24,790
I don't even want to
leave my house anymore.
1661
01:26:24,874 --> 01:26:26,501
What? You gotta leave your house.
1662
01:26:26,584 --> 01:26:29,462
Even Michael Jackson
leaves his house once in a while.
1663
01:26:30,213 --> 01:26:31,047
How?
1664
01:26:31,131 --> 01:26:34,134
He just don't look like Michael Jackson.
1665
01:26:37,970 --> 01:26:40,055
Excuse me, sir.
You know what time it is?
1666
01:26:43,017 --> 01:26:44,560
Can you do me a favor?
1667
01:26:44,644 --> 01:26:48,189
Courtney Clarke was just in there.
Uh, could you find out where she went?
1668
01:26:48,273 --> 01:26:51,025
This is...
Somebody just got their life back!
1669
01:26:51,109 --> 01:26:53,778
...Why do you own this stuff?
1670
01:26:53,861 --> 01:26:56,239
Why? Those are my workout clothes.
1671
01:26:56,322 --> 01:26:58,199
You work out?
1672
01:26:58,283 --> 01:27:02,328
Suzanne Somers personally gave me
one of the very first ThighMasters.
1673
01:27:02,412 --> 01:27:03,663
I use it as much as I can.
1674
01:27:03,746 --> 01:27:05,415
This conversation is over.
1675
01:27:05,498 --> 01:27:07,792
What? It's for firm thighs and buttocks.
1676
01:27:07,875 --> 01:27:10,336
- Sandy, please stop talking.
- All right.
1677
01:27:11,086 --> 01:27:12,172
What we gonna do today?
1678
01:27:12,255 --> 01:27:15,133
What we gonna do today?
Anything you want, kiddo.
1679
01:27:15,216 --> 01:27:18,261
- Okay, lead the way, ThighMaster.
- Hey! Now, wait a minute.
1680
01:27:18,344 --> 01:27:21,264
- By the way, the dogs are good for cardio.
- Oh.
1681
01:27:22,307 --> 01:27:23,308
What does that mean?
1682
01:27:23,391 --> 01:27:24,559
You'll see.
1683
01:27:24,642 --> 01:27:27,395
- Go! Run! Run! Run!
- Okay! Okay!
1684
01:27:29,272 --> 01:27:30,981
Well, here comes the test.
1685
01:27:32,192 --> 01:27:34,985
Look at that. Look at that. Huh?
1686
01:27:35,069 --> 01:27:36,654
...Wow.
1687
01:27:38,198 --> 01:27:39,615
Why am I golfing?
1688
01:27:39,699 --> 01:27:41,534
Golfing is very relaxing.
1689
01:27:41,617 --> 01:27:44,912
You don't have to think
about nothing but smacking that ball.
1690
01:27:44,995 --> 01:27:46,706
Have you ever played before?
1691
01:27:46,789 --> 01:27:49,625
- No.
- No? It's quite easy.
1692
01:27:49,709 --> 01:27:53,087
I'll take out the big stick
'cause it's fun to hit 'em far.
1693
01:27:53,171 --> 01:27:56,716
It's always good to warm up a little bit.
Ow! Okay.
1694
01:27:56,799 --> 01:27:59,635
I got actually a little problem
in the back.
1695
01:27:59,719 --> 01:28:02,096
- You okay?
- Yeah. Just give me one sec.
1696
01:28:02,180 --> 01:28:03,181
God damn it.
1697
01:28:03,264 --> 01:28:05,099
- Should I call for help?
- No, I'll be all right.
1698
01:28:05,183 --> 01:28:07,393
Just give me one sec.
I just gotta stretch.
1699
01:28:09,187 --> 01:28:12,315
All right. Just give me one more sec.
I do need help.
1700
01:28:19,489 --> 01:28:21,031
You need to go to the bathroom?
1701
01:28:21,115 --> 01:28:23,659
No, I'm just... I'm getting it lined up.
1702
01:28:24,785 --> 01:28:28,331
Let's just say goodbye
to all our troubles, okay?
1703
01:28:28,414 --> 01:28:29,415
Okay.
1704
01:28:29,499 --> 01:28:32,502
If you got any problems, put 'em
into the ball and send them away.
1705
01:28:35,004 --> 01:28:37,757
Is it supposed to curve
off to the right like that?
1706
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:40,009
Yeah, I was playing a dogleg right.
1707
01:28:40,092 --> 01:28:41,802
- A dogleg?
- Right.
1708
01:28:41,886 --> 01:28:44,889
You gotta bend it around the trees,
and that's what I was going for.
1709
01:28:44,972 --> 01:28:47,057
- Can I try it?
- You wanna try? Okay.
1710
01:28:47,141 --> 01:28:49,101
I was gonna show you
a little more, but okay.
1711
01:28:49,184 --> 01:28:50,770
- Okay.
- So let me...
1712
01:28:50,853 --> 01:28:52,563
You know, maybe you should
tee it up for yourself.
1713
01:28:52,647 --> 01:28:53,939
Tee it up. Here.
1714
01:28:54,023 --> 01:28:56,401
- You tee it up, and you say goodbye.
- Right here.
1715
01:28:56,484 --> 01:28:57,485
Okay.
1716
01:28:57,568 --> 01:28:59,445
And just have a good time
and don't worry about where it goes.
1717
01:28:59,529 --> 01:29:01,239
- Let's see.
- Okay.
1718
01:29:05,743 --> 01:29:08,579
Am I being hustled right now?
What was that?
1719
01:29:08,663 --> 01:29:12,750
I swear I didn't play every day growing up
with my Uncle Davey who's a golf pro.
1720
01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:14,627
Oh, well...
1721
01:29:14,710 --> 01:29:17,255
Does this guy need a manager because...
1722
01:29:17,338 --> 01:29:19,173
- Come over here.
- What are we doing?
1723
01:29:19,257 --> 01:29:20,508
We gotta work on that slice leg.
1724
01:29:20,591 --> 01:29:22,092
- Oh, my God.
- Here you go. Here you go.
1725
01:29:22,176 --> 01:29:24,304
- This is your day. I don't want to...
- No. No, no, no. You got it?
1726
01:29:24,387 --> 01:29:26,722
- You're okay with it?
- Oh, it's my day now. Come on.
1727
01:29:26,806 --> 01:29:28,015
- In the hips.
- In the hips.
1728
01:29:28,098 --> 01:29:29,099
Here we go.
1729
01:29:29,183 --> 01:29:31,894
Oh! All right! Hold on now.
1730
01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:35,105
Huh? I beg your pardon?
1731
01:29:35,189 --> 01:29:36,190
Tell me. Tell me.
1732
01:29:36,274 --> 01:29:37,400
A company called Pixar...
1733
01:29:37,483 --> 01:29:38,734
- Pixar?
- ...wants me to do a voice
1734
01:29:38,818 --> 01:29:40,945
in some animated movie
about a bunch of toys.
1735
01:29:41,028 --> 01:29:42,405
Cartoons are dead.
1736
01:29:42,488 --> 01:29:43,989
Tell 'em pass.
1737
01:29:44,073 --> 01:29:46,576
- Okay. Sandy knows best.
- I mean, come on. I do know best.
1738
01:29:46,659 --> 01:29:50,955
The lady at Chili's said they'll keep it
open till 10:30 for us, so that's good.
1739
01:29:51,038 --> 01:29:52,373
How you feeling anyway?
1740
01:29:52,457 --> 01:29:53,541
As good as anybody can feel
1741
01:29:53,624 --> 01:29:55,793
knowing they're about to get
their face sat on by that guy.
1742
01:29:56,752 --> 01:29:57,962
Damn, that's a big ass!
1743
01:29:58,045 --> 01:29:59,672
- That's right...
- Get off me!
1744
01:29:59,755 --> 01:30:02,842
Listen. Will you just trust me?
This is a good night for you.
1745
01:30:02,925 --> 01:30:04,051
Trust you? It's humiliating.
1746
01:30:04,134 --> 01:30:06,846
My kids are out there, man!
My wife might not ever kiss me again!
1747
01:30:06,929 --> 01:30:09,890
Randy Savage had to get whooped 24 times
1748
01:30:09,974 --> 01:30:13,268
before he finally pinned Ted DiBiase
to win the belt, man!
1749
01:30:13,353 --> 01:30:15,855
How does your platinum-selling ass
know about wrestling history?
1750
01:30:15,938 --> 01:30:19,108
I'm from Alaska.
It was either watch wrestling or fish.
1751
01:30:19,191 --> 01:30:20,776
Is that adorable?
1752
01:30:20,860 --> 01:30:23,779
Will you just take it all in
and promise me you'll have fun?
1753
01:30:23,863 --> 01:30:26,323
This is a big night for you.
Look at me.
1754
01:30:26,407 --> 01:30:28,993
Man, how does your goofy ass
have me feeling good right now?
1755
01:30:29,076 --> 01:30:30,077
That's impossible!
1756
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,872
Because you know I love ya
and I'm your family.
1757
01:30:32,955 --> 01:30:34,624
All right, good luck.
1758
01:30:34,707 --> 01:30:36,041
Get out there!
1759
01:30:40,671 --> 01:30:42,047
Yeah! Come on!
1760
01:30:51,223 --> 01:30:53,308
Fight!
1761
01:30:56,604 --> 01:30:57,688
Okay.
1762
01:31:14,038 --> 01:31:15,247
No!
1763
01:31:22,171 --> 01:31:23,464
Break, break, break, break!
1764
01:31:24,298 --> 01:31:27,217
Hey, what are you doing?
Stick to the script.
1765
01:31:27,301 --> 01:31:29,136
I'm sorry, Tsunami.
You're gonna have to earn this one.
1766
01:31:29,219 --> 01:31:30,430
What? Hey...
1767
01:31:34,725 --> 01:31:37,352
This is bullshit.
I'm supposed to win.
1768
01:31:37,437 --> 01:31:40,022
This happening?
Huh, this is happening?
1769
01:31:40,105 --> 01:31:41,190
Well, bring it on!
1770
01:31:47,237 --> 01:31:49,239
Okay, get back there, champ!
1771
01:31:51,992 --> 01:31:54,036
There it is. Now it's getting real.
1772
01:31:58,207 --> 01:31:59,416
Thank you very much!
1773
01:32:03,963 --> 01:32:04,839
What is this?
1774
01:32:12,597 --> 01:32:14,932
No, you're not! What's going on here?
1775
01:32:24,233 --> 01:32:25,317
Say it!
1776
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:27,612
It's time to go night-night!
1777
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,551
- I got the belt! I'm the champ!
- You the man! You the man!
1778
01:32:50,635 --> 01:32:53,428
- Sandy! How?
- What do you... Huh?
1779
01:32:54,013 --> 01:32:59,184
The referee is a client, and
Wexler Artists look out for each other.
1780
01:32:59,268 --> 01:33:01,478
Oh, man!
Those guys are gonna fire his ass!
1781
01:33:01,562 --> 01:33:03,105
Of course they are,
1782
01:33:03,188 --> 01:33:07,067
but I already got him a job as a referee
for the Harlem Globetrotters.
1783
01:33:07,151 --> 01:33:09,486
- I know. I understand.
- You're never going to work again!
1784
01:33:09,570 --> 01:33:11,947
What do you say, champ? Proud of ya.
1785
01:33:12,865 --> 01:33:15,535
Oh! I'm so happy, Sandy!
1786
01:33:15,618 --> 01:33:19,121
I love you. This is your moment.
This is all you.
1787
01:33:19,204 --> 01:33:21,832
I'm just so happy for you
and your wife and your kids.
1788
01:33:21,916 --> 01:33:23,167
Okay? That's all I want.
1789
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:25,586
- I love you! I love you!
- You deserve everything!
1790
01:33:25,670 --> 01:33:28,380
- Courtney, get in here!
- You deserve everything!
1791
01:33:28,463 --> 01:33:30,174
Uh, we do have to go to Chili's, though.
1792
01:33:30,257 --> 01:33:32,927
I told the lady we'd be there
by 10:30, so let's get going.
1793
01:33:33,010 --> 01:33:35,512
- Why are you talking about Chili's now?
- I just don't wanna...
1794
01:33:35,596 --> 01:33:38,724
I don't want her to screw us
for the next time, you know. Let's go.
1795
01:33:52,738 --> 01:33:55,365
Eat up those baby backs, guys.
1796
01:33:57,284 --> 01:34:02,206
How do you take care of everybody
and never worry about yourself?
1797
01:34:03,415 --> 01:34:05,167
How do you become Sandy?
1798
01:34:05,250 --> 01:34:06,794
Oh, well, listen.
1799
01:34:06,877 --> 01:34:10,464
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
1800
01:34:10,547 --> 01:34:12,174
- Hmm.
- Huh?
1801
01:34:15,010 --> 01:34:17,179
I wish I could stay here.
1802
01:34:17,262 --> 01:34:20,057
This is the best day I've had in years.
1803
01:34:21,726 --> 01:34:24,519
Listen, you can stay
as long as you want.
1804
01:34:25,605 --> 01:34:27,773
I'm supposed to go to New York tomorrow
1805
01:34:27,857 --> 01:34:30,818
and shoot this VH1 thing
with Lenny Kravitz.
1806
01:34:31,568 --> 01:34:32,569
Yeah?
1807
01:34:33,863 --> 01:34:35,155
That's a good thing.
1808
01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:37,241
Is it?
1809
01:34:38,784 --> 01:34:40,119
Then why don't I wanna go?
1810
01:34:45,708 --> 01:34:47,167
Tell me I don't have to go, Sandy.
1811
01:34:49,128 --> 01:34:50,755
No, no, no.
1812
01:34:52,172 --> 01:34:53,298
Why won't you?
1813
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:57,302
'Cause that's not my job anymore.
1814
01:34:58,470 --> 01:34:59,847
Okay.
1815
01:35:00,681 --> 01:35:02,182
What do you want me to do?
1816
01:35:04,977 --> 01:35:09,857
What I want you to do
is concentrate on your career.
1817
01:35:09,940 --> 01:35:11,608
Music comes first.
1818
01:35:12,818 --> 01:35:14,403
Go to New York.
1819
01:35:18,908 --> 01:35:21,535
- You know what?
- What?
1820
01:35:23,370 --> 01:35:24,955
You're a jerk.
1821
01:35:34,757 --> 01:35:36,550
Oh, God, yes!
1822
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:39,219
What was that?
1823
01:35:40,095 --> 01:35:42,431
- Firuz!
- Oh, all right, then.
1824
01:35:42,514 --> 01:35:44,224
I'll go take a walk or something.
1825
01:35:44,934 --> 01:35:47,061
Have the best night of your life, Sandy.
1826
01:35:48,187 --> 01:35:49,646
I'm trying.
1827
01:35:52,232 --> 01:35:54,401
Ultimately, I have to move.
1828
01:36:32,064 --> 01:36:35,234
The day was perfect,
the night was better.
1829
01:36:35,317 --> 01:36:37,820
Thank you. I'm off to New York.
1830
01:36:37,903 --> 01:36:39,739
Sandy knows best.
1831
01:36:39,822 --> 01:36:41,073
Love, Court.
1832
01:36:48,705 --> 01:36:51,500
- Pick that up!
- Shut up, Firuz!
1833
01:36:54,711 --> 01:36:56,380
Just shut up.
1834
01:36:56,463 --> 01:36:58,132
Success can be really lonely.
1835
01:36:58,215 --> 01:37:00,843
That's why you kinda long
for someone to share it with.
1836
01:37:00,926 --> 01:37:03,428
So a week later,
her and Lenny Kravitz moved in together.
1837
01:37:03,512 --> 01:37:06,098
And then two weeks later after that,
moved out.
1838
01:37:06,181 --> 01:37:07,516
And she moved on to Johnny Depp.
1839
01:37:07,599 --> 01:37:08,809
- Chris Cornell.
- George Clooney.
1840
01:37:08,893 --> 01:37:10,727
- Ziggy Marley.
- Pauly Shore.
1841
01:37:10,811 --> 01:37:12,437
I went out with her?
1842
01:37:12,521 --> 01:37:14,815
Man, Sandy was messed up.
1843
01:37:16,150 --> 01:37:17,818
Sir, are you committing suicide?
1844
01:37:17,902 --> 01:37:19,904
'Cause I don't think
I'm allowed to film that!
1845
01:37:19,987 --> 01:37:21,613
No, I'm not!
1846
01:37:21,696 --> 01:37:23,866
I'm fine, thank you very much!
1847
01:37:23,949 --> 01:37:27,702
She can date whoever she wants to date!
That's her thing!
1848
01:37:27,787 --> 01:37:30,330
- He's talking to me.
- He's talking to you?
1849
01:37:36,545 --> 01:37:40,632
Sandy, that pool looks far away.
How long until my skin starts burning?
1850
01:37:40,715 --> 01:37:46,555
I think the safety advisor
said four seconds you get
1851
01:37:46,638 --> 01:37:48,390
before you must be wet.
1852
01:37:48,473 --> 01:37:50,225
You think he said that
or he said that? Four?
1853
01:37:50,309 --> 01:37:53,520
I got to admit, I haven't been sleeping.
I'm just so tired.
1854
01:37:53,603 --> 01:37:55,272
I don't care. I'm about
to be lit on fire!
1855
01:37:55,355 --> 01:37:57,732
He said it! He said what he said.
1856
01:37:57,817 --> 01:38:01,736
Okay, here we go. Right calf first.
1857
01:38:01,821 --> 01:38:03,989
Okay. Okay.
1858
01:38:04,072 --> 01:38:06,408
- Okay!
- Okay, go, go, go!
1859
01:38:06,492 --> 01:38:08,368
Whoo! Yeah!
1860
01:38:09,786 --> 01:38:11,746
...What? Oh!
1861
01:38:12,497 --> 01:38:14,041
No!
1862
01:38:16,751 --> 01:38:18,545
No!
1863
01:38:19,546 --> 01:38:23,300
Okay. So birds sleep at night,
but the bats wake up.
1864
01:38:23,383 --> 01:38:24,969
Okay.
1865
01:38:25,052 --> 01:38:28,347
Now we know. Now we know.
No, this is a good thing.
1866
01:38:32,351 --> 01:38:34,686
I'm telling you, Bud,
he can follow anybody.
1867
01:38:34,769 --> 01:38:37,940
He can follow... He followed Minnie
at The Ice House recently.
1868
01:38:38,023 --> 01:38:41,776
I know you don't like The Ice House.
I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry.
1869
01:38:41,861 --> 01:38:43,528
All right, I'm gonna go watch Kevin.
1870
01:38:44,154 --> 01:38:46,073
- Hey, Sandy.
- Kirby.
1871
01:38:46,156 --> 01:38:47,157
You got a minute?
1872
01:38:47,241 --> 01:38:50,035
Yeah, I'm going to watch
my client on stage.
1873
01:38:50,119 --> 01:38:52,787
Actually, Kevin and I think
it's time for a change.
1874
01:38:52,872 --> 01:38:54,331
He's dumping me through you?
1875
01:38:54,414 --> 01:38:57,001
You gotta admit, you've been
a bit clingy. I'm telling ya.
1876
01:38:57,084 --> 01:38:58,418
You're telling me? I'm telling you.
1877
01:38:58,502 --> 01:38:59,586
So we agree.
1878
01:39:01,005 --> 01:39:04,633
Bud, Alex, how are you guys?
Good to see you.
1879
01:39:04,716 --> 01:39:06,718
It's all happening
here tonight, isn't it?
1880
01:39:12,516 --> 01:39:16,561
♪ You give me butterfly, butterflies ♪
1881
01:39:16,645 --> 01:39:18,772
♪ Down in my soul ♪
1882
01:39:19,481 --> 01:39:21,525
♪ Butterflies, butterfly ♪
1883
01:39:22,276 --> 01:39:24,028
Why the hell do you
have me singing that song?
1884
01:39:24,111 --> 01:39:25,779
- They hated it!
- No.
1885
01:39:25,862 --> 01:39:27,322
This is an awful idea, Sandy!
1886
01:39:27,406 --> 01:39:30,617
No, I... I'm telling you,
you did better than you think!
1887
01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:33,662
- You are out of your mind!
- No! No!
1888
01:39:33,745 --> 01:39:35,205
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't.
1889
01:39:35,289 --> 01:39:37,416
- It's time you go night-night.
- No night-night! No!
1890
01:39:37,499 --> 01:39:39,834
- You're fired.
- Oh, God! Come on!
1891
01:39:39,919 --> 01:39:43,297
No! You can't do that to me! Aah!
1892
01:39:45,966 --> 01:39:47,634
We're done, Sandy. We're done!
1893
01:39:47,717 --> 01:39:48,802
Don't say that.
1894
01:39:54,183 --> 01:39:55,976
Your life is an adventure.
1895
01:39:56,060 --> 01:39:57,686
You don't want to miss a single moment.
1896
01:39:57,769 --> 01:40:00,814
- This girl's the new Grace Kelly.
- Now, you don't have to.
1897
01:40:00,897 --> 01:40:05,235
Vag-Eze, America's number one
vaginal discharge ointment.
1898
01:40:05,319 --> 01:40:08,072
Side effects include dryness,
burning, itching, fallopian tube...
1899
01:40:08,155 --> 01:40:10,991
- What's vaginal discharge?
- Can I have some?
1900
01:40:11,575 --> 01:40:14,494
You said it was
a coffee commercial, Sandy!
1901
01:40:16,371 --> 01:40:18,540
What the hell is going on here?
1902
01:40:21,710 --> 01:40:25,464
Please, God, I need a miracle.
1903
01:40:35,682 --> 01:40:42,189
"Remember, kids,
if you laugh when you are blue,
1904
01:40:42,272 --> 01:40:44,358
the sun...
1905
01:40:44,441 --> 01:40:47,527
...will always shine on you.
1906
01:40:48,820 --> 01:40:51,698
Honk, honk.
1907
01:40:53,283 --> 01:40:55,869
Mr. Buttons."
1908
01:41:26,650 --> 01:41:27,651
Teddy!
1909
01:41:29,194 --> 01:41:32,656
Wonderful news. Mr. Buttons is dead!
1910
01:41:34,158 --> 01:41:35,659
You killed him?
1911
01:41:35,742 --> 01:41:38,870
No! He hung himself!
1912
01:41:38,953 --> 01:41:42,041
- Really?
- His time slot's open, guys.
1913
01:41:42,124 --> 01:41:43,667
I got you the audition.
1914
01:41:43,750 --> 01:41:46,253
It doesn't feel right.
I mean, I feel bad for the guy.
1915
01:41:46,336 --> 01:41:48,338
Screw Mr. Buttons! It's our turn!
1916
01:41:48,422 --> 01:41:52,509
- He couldn't take the pressure.
- He took the coward's way out.
1917
01:41:52,592 --> 01:41:56,846
I gotta tell you, it's the first time
I... I agree with the puppets.
1918
01:42:00,975 --> 01:42:03,603
Friend Boom Boom is gonna
sing a song for us today, kids.
1919
01:42:03,687 --> 01:42:05,230
Would you like that?
Would you like to hear it?
1920
01:42:07,023 --> 01:42:08,275
I hate singing.
1921
01:42:08,358 --> 01:42:10,819
What are you talking about?
You sing all the time.
1922
01:42:10,902 --> 01:42:13,238
You sing in the car,
you sing in the shower...
1923
01:42:13,322 --> 01:42:15,074
You spy on me in the shower?
1924
01:42:16,533 --> 01:42:19,578
- That is not what I meant.
- I can sing, Ted.
1925
01:42:19,661 --> 01:42:22,831
- Would you like to hear that, kids?
- Yeah!
1926
01:42:28,878 --> 01:42:30,589
You have something
in your throat, Heather?
1927
01:42:30,672 --> 01:42:31,965
Yeah, your hand, dummy!
1928
01:42:35,885 --> 01:42:38,430
I can't believe it.
These kids are eating your boy up!
1929
01:42:38,513 --> 01:42:39,973
I mean, he could be the next Buttons.
1930
01:42:40,056 --> 01:42:42,309
- Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say?
- Yeah, great.
1931
01:42:42,392 --> 01:42:44,936
Hey! There's a caterpillar on your face.
1932
01:42:46,188 --> 01:42:47,772
What's with you?
What, are you okay?
1933
01:42:47,856 --> 01:42:50,484
- No, no, I, uh...
- Something wrong? There's something wrong?
1934
01:42:50,567 --> 01:42:53,862
Maybe a little dizzy.
I had too many bacon bits this morning.
1935
01:42:53,945 --> 01:42:56,948
Bacon Bits? What is that?
That's a dog food, no?
1936
01:42:57,031 --> 01:42:59,201
No. Didn't say that on the box.
1937
01:42:59,284 --> 01:43:02,746
Yeah, all right, whatever. Tell you what,
you come to my office in an hour.
1938
01:43:02,829 --> 01:43:04,289
We'll hammer out a deal.
1939
01:43:04,373 --> 01:43:07,459
I'll get your boy on the air ASAP.
Okay, bud?
1940
01:43:07,542 --> 01:43:10,462
All righty. That makes me very happy.
1941
01:43:13,006 --> 01:43:14,716
They absolutely loved you.
1942
01:43:14,799 --> 01:43:17,302
- You're getting the job, Teddy.
- I did good. I did good.
1943
01:43:17,386 --> 01:43:21,097
My only fear is they're gonna try
to lowball you on the deal, all right?
1944
01:43:21,181 --> 01:43:23,642
The key to this meeting is tough talk.
1945
01:43:24,309 --> 01:43:28,313
These TV jerks only respond
to bullying and aggression.
1946
01:43:28,397 --> 01:43:30,940
Well, I'll let you
handle all that, okay?
1947
01:43:32,401 --> 01:43:35,945
I'm no doctor,
but Sandy look like crap on a stick.
1948
01:43:36,029 --> 01:43:37,572
No, I'm fine.
1949
01:43:37,656 --> 01:43:40,074
- Sandy!
- No.
1950
01:43:40,159 --> 01:43:42,118
I think he's having a heart attack.
1951
01:43:42,202 --> 01:43:45,079
We... we gotta get you to a hospital.
Boom Boom, call an ambulance!
1952
01:43:45,164 --> 01:43:51,586
No, Boom Boom. First meeting,
close deal, then hop-ital.
1953
01:43:51,670 --> 01:43:53,838
Forget the meeting.
You can barely speak.
1954
01:43:54,464 --> 01:43:57,801
But... you can.
1955
01:44:01,263 --> 01:44:05,350
So what we saw in there
told us everything we need to know.
1956
01:44:06,017 --> 01:44:08,812
We love Ted. The kids love Ted.
1957
01:44:08,895 --> 01:44:10,522
That is... That's spectacular.
1958
01:44:10,605 --> 01:44:12,148
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
1959
01:44:12,232 --> 01:44:15,319
But the fact is
he's never been on television.
1960
01:44:15,402 --> 01:44:17,070
So here's the deal.
1961
01:44:17,153 --> 01:44:22,201
Six episodes, 15 grand a pop,
and then we see what we do from there.
1962
01:44:28,707 --> 01:44:30,750
Are you kidding me, Marty?
1963
01:44:32,001 --> 01:44:35,589
- What?
- You think I'm a complete a-hole?
1964
01:44:35,672 --> 01:44:37,048
No, no, no.
1965
01:44:37,131 --> 01:44:39,593
Then why are you treating me like one?
1966
01:44:40,176 --> 01:44:42,929
I think it's a reasonable
starting place, Sandy.
1967
01:44:44,639 --> 01:44:48,017
Reasonable, Fishbein? It's dog crap.
1968
01:44:48,602 --> 01:44:49,936
If we take this deal,
1969
01:44:50,019 --> 01:44:54,233
my guy's gonna end up at the end of
a rope just like your last clown.
1970
01:44:54,858 --> 01:44:57,068
- Whoa, man!
- All right. Sandy, Sandy. Take it easy.
1971
01:44:57,151 --> 01:44:59,946
Take it easy. Just make us a counter.
1972
01:45:01,323 --> 01:45:05,369
We want a two year...
Five year deal.
1973
01:45:05,452 --> 01:45:06,536
Sandy, please.
1974
01:45:06,620 --> 01:45:10,457
Twenty-four show minimum,
50 grand an episode,
1975
01:45:10,540 --> 01:45:15,128
with a 200K bump
every year we're on the air.
1976
01:45:15,795 --> 01:45:17,422
This guy's an animal.
1977
01:45:17,506 --> 01:45:19,048
He's literally foaming at the mouth.
1978
01:45:19,132 --> 01:45:22,218
And the puppets get
their own dressing rooms.
1979
01:45:24,513 --> 01:45:25,597
Just kidding.
1980
01:45:26,765 --> 01:45:27,891
Okay.
1981
01:45:27,974 --> 01:45:32,103
Three years, 20 show minimum,
at the numbers you mentioned.
1982
01:45:33,146 --> 01:45:34,188
Deal.
1983
01:45:34,273 --> 01:45:37,984
Ted, welcome to the UPN family.
1984
01:45:44,198 --> 01:45:49,704
And that's how Sandy died.
On the conference room floor at UPN.
1985
01:45:51,456 --> 01:45:53,375
Just kidding.
They took him to the hospital.
1986
01:45:54,834 --> 01:45:56,253
Where am I?
1987
01:45:56,336 --> 01:45:59,298
You had a minor heart attack.
A warning shot.
1988
01:46:00,006 --> 01:46:02,509
Probably due to stress. And meat.
1989
01:46:02,592 --> 01:46:05,637
Just need to rest for a few days.
Here you go.
1990
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:16,272
This is too nice of a room for me.
I can't afford this.
1991
01:46:16,356 --> 01:46:20,402
Come on, man. I wasn't gonna let you
slum it down in the regular people ward.
1992
01:46:20,485 --> 01:46:23,196
First class all the way for my Sandman.
1993
01:46:23,279 --> 01:46:25,740
- You came!
- Of course.
1994
01:46:25,824 --> 01:46:28,242
Miss Clarke, I love your new album.
1995
01:46:28,327 --> 01:46:29,911
I play it every day.
I'm obsessed with it.
1996
01:46:29,994 --> 01:46:30,995
Thank you.
1997
01:46:31,079 --> 01:46:32,288
- You're so beautiful.
- Thank you.
1998
01:46:32,372 --> 01:46:34,416
Can I touch you?
1999
01:46:36,167 --> 01:46:38,795
Oh, I... I...
I just touched the queen!
2000
01:46:38,878 --> 01:46:42,757
Oh, and you, sir, you need a new bedpan,
so I'm gonna grab that for you.
2001
01:46:42,841 --> 01:46:45,719
- I used the bedpan while I was sleeping?
- Thanks.
2002
01:46:47,303 --> 01:46:49,222
You did a new album?
2003
01:46:49,305 --> 01:46:52,934
Oh. Don't you worry about that. I want
you to worry about getting better.
2004
01:46:53,643 --> 01:46:56,771
It's scary, knowing
your heart's not good.
2005
01:46:56,855 --> 01:47:02,068
Sandy Wexler, you have
the biggest, best, strongest heart
2006
01:47:02,151 --> 01:47:05,822
in this whole miserable town.
And that's a fact.
2007
01:47:05,905 --> 01:47:07,616
Miserable town?
2008
01:47:07,699 --> 01:47:10,994
It's been quite nice to you,
thank you very much.
2009
01:47:11,077 --> 01:47:12,371
I guess.
2010
01:47:12,454 --> 01:47:14,664
I just feel like I need a change,
you know?
2011
01:47:16,416 --> 01:47:18,292
So I'm moving to Seattle.
2012
01:47:18,377 --> 01:47:21,295
Seattle? What are you talking about?
2013
01:47:21,380 --> 01:47:27,677
That whole grunge thing, that's old hat.
Why would you go there?
2014
01:47:28,595 --> 01:47:32,265
The guy I'm marrying lives there.
2015
01:47:35,143 --> 01:47:36,728
You're getting married?
2016
01:47:38,480 --> 01:47:39,898
Yeah.
2017
01:47:39,981 --> 01:47:42,150
Saturday, in Malibu.
2018
01:47:42,233 --> 01:47:45,862
His name is Eric Lamonsoff.
He's not in show business.
2019
01:47:45,945 --> 01:47:48,364
He owns a chain of coffee stores.
2020
01:47:48,448 --> 01:47:51,993
A store that just sells coffee?
I don't know.
2021
01:47:52,076 --> 01:47:54,120
That ain't gonna work, kid.
2022
01:47:54,954 --> 01:47:57,957
I just need a... a break from the music.
2023
01:47:58,542 --> 01:48:02,421
But singing's the only thing
that makes you happy.
2024
01:48:02,504 --> 01:48:05,757
Yeah, but I'm looking for something else
to make me happy.
2025
01:48:07,884 --> 01:48:09,302
'Cause that's not it anymore.
2026
01:48:12,639 --> 01:48:16,184
Miss Clarke, I'm so sorry to bother you,
but would you?
2027
01:48:16,267 --> 01:48:17,519
Sure.
2028
01:48:17,602 --> 01:48:20,313
Is that the record? Can you play it?
2029
01:48:20,396 --> 01:48:22,441
- Is there a player in the room?
- Yeah.
2030
01:48:23,483 --> 01:48:25,359
I gotta hear this.
2031
01:48:32,241 --> 01:48:34,118
You were always there for me.
2032
01:48:36,830 --> 01:48:38,164
Even when you weren't.
2033
01:48:47,006 --> 01:48:48,382
Goodbye, Sandy.
2034
01:48:58,017 --> 01:49:01,813
♪ My world had no room for dreams ♪
2035
01:49:01,896 --> 01:49:04,232
♪ When you found me ♪
2036
01:49:06,025 --> 01:49:09,278
♪ I was happy just floating downstream ♪
2037
01:49:09,362 --> 01:49:13,282
♪ That's when you found me ♪
2038
01:49:14,158 --> 01:49:18,788
♪ Life was passing me by
But you told me to fly ♪
2039
01:49:18,872 --> 01:49:22,083
♪ I thought that I was invisible ♪
2040
01:49:22,166 --> 01:49:26,087
♪ But you saw me ♪
2041
01:49:26,170 --> 01:49:32,636
♪ Yeah, you saw me ♪
2042
01:49:33,219 --> 01:49:37,098
♪ And I'm gonna love you ♪
2043
01:49:37,181 --> 01:49:41,269
♪ In the rain or shine
Till the end of time ♪
2044
01:49:41,352 --> 01:49:45,356
♪ Let you know that I need you ♪
2045
01:49:45,439 --> 01:49:49,986
♪ You're my everything
The reason I sing ♪
2046
01:49:50,069 --> 01:49:53,532
♪ Just take me away
Give me love ♪
2047
01:49:53,615 --> 01:49:57,118
♪ The northern lights
And the stars above... ♪
2048
01:49:57,201 --> 01:50:00,204
♪ ...went wandering far and near ♪
2049
01:50:00,288 --> 01:50:04,500
♪ But in every place
They said to his face now ♪
2050
01:50:04,584 --> 01:50:06,753
♪ Get out of here ♪
2051
01:50:07,336 --> 01:50:09,964
♪ Get out, get out ♪
2052
01:50:10,048 --> 01:50:11,633
I love this song.
2053
01:50:12,258 --> 01:50:13,802
This guy's butchering it.
2054
01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:18,264
Alfred?
2055
01:50:19,641 --> 01:50:22,393
Wow. Nobody's called me that in years.
2056
01:50:23,394 --> 01:50:24,729
Good to see you, Sandy.
2057
01:50:24,813 --> 01:50:27,481
Hey, what are you doing here?
2058
01:50:27,566 --> 01:50:30,026
Well, this is where
I get all my best ideas.
2059
01:50:30,109 --> 01:50:31,527
Well, here and the radio.
2060
01:50:31,611 --> 01:50:34,322
Yeah, you... you've been on such a roll.
2061
01:50:34,405 --> 01:50:38,242
From "My Bologna"
to "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi."
2062
01:50:38,326 --> 01:50:40,369
Just great. Clever stuff.
2063
01:50:40,453 --> 01:50:43,081
Oh, thanks, man. Well, you know,
you're the one who put it all together.
2064
01:50:43,164 --> 01:50:45,124
...Remember what you told me?
2065
01:50:45,208 --> 01:50:46,668
- Stick with the accordion.
- Uh-huh.
2066
01:50:46,751 --> 01:50:48,670
Only wear Hawaiian shirts.
2067
01:50:48,753 --> 01:50:51,422
Do funny words to other people's songs.
2068
01:50:51,505 --> 01:50:52,799
- Genius.
- Huh?
2069
01:50:52,882 --> 01:50:57,011
I'm glad. I'm glad it all worked out
for you. I really am. Sincerely.
2070
01:50:57,095 --> 01:51:00,890
Thank you, man. Well, I'm just sorry
that we couldn't have done it together.
2071
01:51:01,474 --> 01:51:03,392
Hey, listen. I got too close.
2072
01:51:03,476 --> 01:51:06,145
Our friendship was getting
in the way of our business.
2073
01:51:06,229 --> 01:51:08,106
You did what you had to do.
2074
01:51:08,189 --> 01:51:11,234
Wait a minute.
Is that what you think happened?
2075
01:51:11,317 --> 01:51:12,568
That is what happened.
2076
01:51:12,652 --> 01:51:15,321
- You thought we got too close?
- Yeah.
2077
01:51:15,404 --> 01:51:18,032
- No, Sandy.
- That's not why I left you.
2078
01:51:18,116 --> 01:51:21,452
I left you because you
could never tell me the truth.
2079
01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:23,747
What? That's ridiculous!
2080
01:51:23,830 --> 01:51:26,415
Tell me one time
I didn't tell you the truth.
2081
01:51:27,834 --> 01:51:30,461
You told me we could copyright
the word "weird."
2082
01:51:30,544 --> 01:51:34,257
No, I said it was weird
that we couldn't copyright it.
2083
01:51:34,340 --> 01:51:37,051
You... Come on. You were hearing
what you want to hear.
2084
01:51:37,135 --> 01:51:39,470
Sandy, you tell people
what you think they want to hear.
2085
01:51:39,553 --> 01:51:42,056
- I don't agree.
- No, look.
2086
01:51:42,140 --> 01:51:47,937
For me, if you really care about
someone, you tell 'em the truth.
2087
01:51:57,030 --> 01:51:58,447
You're right, Alfred.
2088
01:51:59,908 --> 01:52:01,826
Damn it, you're 100% right.
2089
01:52:03,369 --> 01:52:06,372
- Your hair looks good, by the way.
- Thanks, man, I...
2090
01:52:07,248 --> 01:52:10,710
- You're lying again.
- I am. It looks like dirty spaghetti.
2091
01:52:10,794 --> 01:52:13,462
I gotta stop. I'm gonna stop!
2092
01:52:13,546 --> 01:52:15,423
- I'm gonna stop, Alfred.
- You should.
2093
01:52:19,803 --> 01:52:23,014
Hey! Hey! You suck!
2094
01:52:23,097 --> 01:52:25,684
You know what?
Real funny, Weird Al.
2095
01:52:25,767 --> 01:52:29,771
Why don't you make me laugh one time
without using somebody else's music?
2096
01:52:29,854 --> 01:52:30,980
Get off of me.
2097
01:52:32,231 --> 01:52:35,568
I'd like to book a space
for a private event.
2098
01:52:35,651 --> 01:52:40,114
No! No! Don't tell me it's impossible!
Everything's negotiable!
2099
01:52:45,704 --> 01:52:48,915
Put it on your calendar, Ted.
Okay? Don't be late.
2100
01:52:48,998 --> 01:52:50,458
I think we'll be busy.
2101
01:52:50,541 --> 01:52:51,835
- I'm not talking to you.
- Hey!
2102
01:52:51,918 --> 01:52:53,044
I'm talking to Ted!
2103
01:52:53,127 --> 01:52:55,338
- Okay. We'll be there.
- What's his problem?
2104
01:52:55,421 --> 01:52:57,173
I don't know. Just do what he says.
2105
01:53:06,766 --> 01:53:10,186
It's an international call,
so talk fast, okay?
2106
01:53:10,937 --> 01:53:12,146
Can I count on you?
2107
01:53:13,189 --> 01:53:14,190
Perfect.
2108
01:53:14,273 --> 01:53:16,109
And you have a valid driver's license?
2109
01:53:20,780 --> 01:53:22,031
How am I looking?
2110
01:53:22,115 --> 01:53:23,574
You actually look good, Sandy.
2111
01:53:23,657 --> 01:53:25,159
That surprises you?
2112
01:53:29,663 --> 01:53:32,291
- Courtney, your limo is here.
- It's showtime, girl.
2113
01:53:32,375 --> 01:53:34,919
Wow. Um, it's early.
I'll be right down, guys.
2114
01:53:45,471 --> 01:53:47,766
It's a big day, Miss Courtney Clarke.
2115
01:53:48,682 --> 01:53:50,018
The biggest.
2116
01:53:50,101 --> 01:53:52,728
- You look very beautiful.
- Thanks.
2117
01:53:52,812 --> 01:53:54,147
How is traffic out there?
2118
01:53:54,230 --> 01:53:57,566
Traffic's not a problem.
You sit back, relax.
2119
01:54:00,862 --> 01:54:02,822
Let Firuz take good care of you.
2120
01:54:07,326 --> 01:54:09,703
Sir, I think you missed our turn.
2121
01:54:09,788 --> 01:54:11,164
No, no, no, no.
2122
01:54:11,247 --> 01:54:13,291
That was a thing that on purpose I did.
2123
01:54:13,958 --> 01:54:16,335
We're going shortcut.
2124
01:54:35,146 --> 01:54:36,940
What are we doing here?
2125
01:54:37,023 --> 01:54:39,317
Please, miss, go inside.
2126
01:54:40,276 --> 01:54:41,945
I'm going inside to call the police.
2127
01:55:18,772 --> 01:55:19,816
Sandy?
2128
01:55:20,859 --> 01:55:23,903
Just you and me
under the stars again, kid.
2129
01:55:23,987 --> 01:55:27,740
- Yeah, but now's not exactly a good time.
- I know.
2130
01:55:27,824 --> 01:55:32,912
And I have no right to say to you what I'm
gonna say, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
2131
01:55:34,288 --> 01:55:36,916
You like making trouble,
don't you, Sandy?
2132
01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:39,127
Look, here's the thing.
2133
01:55:39,210 --> 01:55:44,173
Maybe sometimes I got a way of telling
people what I think they want to hear,
2134
01:55:44,257 --> 01:55:47,135
rather than what I'm really thinking.
2135
01:55:47,218 --> 01:55:51,389
So I was thinking, if I started
saying the stuff that I think,
2136
01:55:52,098 --> 01:55:55,768
maybe I'm gonna find out that's actually
what the people wanted to hear.
2137
01:55:56,519 --> 01:55:58,646
Oh, shit, Sandy.
You mixed up your pills.
2138
01:55:59,313 --> 01:56:03,317
What I'm trying to say is this
Eric Lamonsoff guy is wrong for you.
2139
01:56:03,401 --> 01:56:07,571
Just like Bling was the wrong guy
and Lenny Kravitz.
2140
01:56:07,655 --> 01:56:12,243
Marc Anthony. And Prince.
And Apollonia.
2141
01:56:12,826 --> 01:56:15,829
Dennis Rodman,
who's great on the boards, but...
2142
01:56:15,914 --> 01:56:18,082
You dated Dennis Rodman?
Good Lord.
2143
01:56:19,125 --> 01:56:20,543
Dad, what are you doing here?
2144
01:56:20,626 --> 01:56:22,795
Sandy's gettin' to that part.
You just listen.
2145
01:56:22,879 --> 01:56:24,505
Yeah, thank you, Willy.
2146
01:56:25,214 --> 01:56:26,715
All right, here's the deal.
2147
01:56:27,926 --> 01:56:31,429
All those guys were chasing you
because you're incredible.
2148
01:56:31,512 --> 01:56:34,598
But none of them
really know who you are.
2149
01:56:36,017 --> 01:56:37,393
Who am I, Sandy?
2150
01:56:37,476 --> 01:56:39,520
You're Courtney Clarke.
2151
01:56:40,604 --> 01:56:43,066
The beautiful swan from Magic Mountain.
2152
01:56:44,067 --> 01:56:46,194
Now, I wouldn't tell you to break a deal
2153
01:56:46,277 --> 01:56:49,697
unless I thought there was
a better offer out there for you.
2154
01:56:50,364 --> 01:56:52,992
- Is there a better offer?
- Oh, absolutely.
2155
01:56:53,076 --> 01:56:55,494
There's an aggressive offer out there.
2156
01:56:55,578 --> 01:57:01,625
There's a guy who's willing to be devoted
to you 100% for your entire life.
2157
01:57:01,709 --> 01:57:05,796
A guy who will make all the tough
phone calls, fight all the big fights.
2158
01:57:05,879 --> 01:57:08,341
A guy who will never doubt you.
2159
01:57:08,424 --> 01:57:10,301
Even when you doubt yourself.
2160
01:57:11,177 --> 01:57:12,178
Keep going.
2161
01:57:12,261 --> 01:57:17,183
He has surprisingly muscular quads
due to the ThighMaster.
2162
01:57:18,851 --> 01:57:20,811
But what does this guy want in return?
2163
01:57:20,894 --> 01:57:23,814
All he wants in return
is for you to be you,
2164
01:57:23,897 --> 01:57:27,818
just the way you are,
because he loves you.
2165
01:57:29,028 --> 01:57:30,154
I love you.
2166
01:57:32,323 --> 01:57:34,158
I've always loved you.
2167
01:57:36,202 --> 01:57:37,996
You're my star, Courtney.
2168
01:57:39,455 --> 01:57:41,540
I love you, too, Sandy.
2169
01:57:43,126 --> 01:57:45,669
I should have told you the truth
so long ago.
2170
01:57:45,753 --> 01:57:48,672
Listen, I dye my hair.
2171
01:57:49,382 --> 01:57:52,343
And I also apologize to my clothes
if I don't wear 'em enough.
2172
01:57:52,426 --> 01:57:54,303
- No more truth.
- Absolutely.
2173
01:57:54,387 --> 01:57:55,846
Just kiss me.
2174
01:57:56,973 --> 01:58:00,143
Save that kiss. I came
all the way down here for a wedding.
2175
01:58:00,226 --> 01:58:02,811
- Let's get to it.
- Yeah, let's not get him mad.
2176
01:58:02,895 --> 01:58:04,230
Yeah, you're right.
2177
01:58:05,398 --> 01:58:09,277
Boom Boom is ordained
as an interdenominational minister.
2178
01:58:09,360 --> 01:58:11,195
Or we also have...
2179
01:58:11,945 --> 01:58:13,906
Hey. Shalom.
2180
01:58:14,615 --> 01:58:15,866
There he is.
2181
01:58:15,949 --> 01:58:17,618
What do you say, kid?
2182
01:58:18,577 --> 01:58:19,953
Will you marry me?
2183
01:58:20,038 --> 01:58:21,872
You had me at "shalom."
2184
01:58:24,042 --> 01:58:28,671
♪ I prefer you to remain a Christian ♪
2185
01:58:28,754 --> 01:58:31,882
No, no, no. That's fine.
Either way, I'm good.
2186
01:58:38,306 --> 01:58:42,018
Meanwhile, Eric Lamonsoff
was across town waiting at the altar.
2187
01:58:42,101 --> 01:58:43,186
And don't feel sorry for him.
2188
01:58:43,269 --> 01:58:45,188
That whole coffee thing
worked out just great.
2189
01:58:45,271 --> 01:58:48,441
Plus, he ended up marrying
Downtown Julie Brown.
2190
01:58:48,524 --> 01:58:49,525
- Honey?
- What?
2191
01:58:49,608 --> 01:58:51,694
- You got a little schmutz, right there.
- Thank you. Thank you.
2192
01:58:51,777 --> 01:58:53,321
Something had clicked with Sandy.
2193
01:58:53,404 --> 01:58:57,200
And he started reaching out
one by one to his old clients.
2194
01:58:57,283 --> 01:58:58,992
And because he started
telling them the truth...
2195
01:58:59,660 --> 01:59:01,704
most of them ended up
having pretty big careers.
2196
01:59:01,787 --> 01:59:03,456
- I signed with him.
- I signed with him.
2197
01:59:03,539 --> 01:59:05,916
- I signed with him.
- We signed with him.
2198
01:59:05,999 --> 01:59:08,711
And of course, I went back to Sandy.
2199
01:59:08,794 --> 01:59:11,047
He's my manager and
my best friend again.
2200
01:59:11,130 --> 01:59:14,800
Too bad a wedding officiated
by a puppet was not legal.
2201
01:59:14,883 --> 01:59:18,721
Which is why, 20 years later,
they're finally making it real.
2202
01:59:18,804 --> 01:59:22,100
- There he is!
- Yeah! How y'all doing?
2203
01:59:28,106 --> 01:59:31,067
Show business wealth is good,
but it's not real wealth.
2204
01:59:31,150 --> 01:59:33,069
- It's not...
- Hey, shot, man?
2205
01:59:33,152 --> 01:59:35,028
- Let's do a shot? Oh, all right.
- I'm good. I'm good.
2206
01:59:35,113 --> 01:59:38,532
- Hey!
- Oh, my God! Hi!
2207
01:59:39,867 --> 01:59:40,868
I'm sorry, what?
2208
01:59:42,328 --> 01:59:45,038
I'm sorry, man.
I can't understand a word you're saying.
2209
01:59:45,123 --> 01:59:46,749
No, seriously, I got nothing.
2210
01:59:52,463 --> 01:59:56,049
All right. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hi, guys.
2211
01:59:56,134 --> 01:59:57,468
Oh, thank you, Sandy.
2212
01:59:57,551 --> 02:00:00,012
All these years in the business,
he's got me working a wedding.
2213
02:00:00,096 --> 02:00:03,557
This is fantastic. He booked me
in a tent, really is what it is.
2214
02:00:04,350 --> 02:00:07,186
Said if I do good here,
I get a yurt next year.
2215
02:00:09,855 --> 02:00:12,941
No, um... that was, uh,
some ceremony, too.
2216
02:00:13,025 --> 02:00:15,403
It was a... It was a little awkward,
the priest and the rabbi together.
2217
02:00:15,486 --> 02:00:16,529
That's always a...
2218
02:00:16,612 --> 02:00:19,240
The rabbi, he was, like, Googling,
"Who's Jesus Christ?"
2219
02:00:19,323 --> 02:00:20,408
But that's okay.
2220
02:00:22,285 --> 02:00:23,911
Uh, what else is going on?
2221
02:00:23,994 --> 02:00:27,165
- Just bring out the couple already.
- Yeah, quit doing your act.
2222
02:00:27,248 --> 02:00:28,832
You're right.
Okay.
2223
02:00:28,916 --> 02:00:34,963
Please welcome, for the first time ever,
Mr. and Mrs. Sandy and Courtney Wexler.
2224
02:00:53,816 --> 02:00:55,359
Dad. Bye.
2225
02:01:07,288 --> 02:01:09,415
- Sing! Sing!
- Do it, girl!
2226
02:01:16,755 --> 02:01:18,299
Oh.
2227
02:01:18,382 --> 02:01:20,926
Hey, hey, it could be worse.
He could be eating.
2228
02:01:23,262 --> 02:01:30,143
♪ There's no business like show business
Like no business I know ♪
2229
02:01:30,228 --> 02:01:33,647
♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪
2230
02:01:33,731 --> 02:01:36,692
♪ Everything that traffic will allow ♪
2231
02:01:36,775 --> 02:01:39,570
♪ Nowhere can you get
That happy feeling ♪
2232
02:01:39,653 --> 02:01:43,282
♪ When you are stealing that extra bow ♪
2233
02:01:43,366 --> 02:01:47,160
♪ There's no people like show people ♪
2234
02:01:47,245 --> 02:01:49,872
♪ They smile when they are low ♪
2235
02:01:49,955 --> 02:01:51,457
He's so happy.
2236
02:01:51,540 --> 02:01:54,167
♪ Even with a turkey
That you know will fold ♪
2237
02:01:54,252 --> 02:01:57,380
♪ You may be stranded out in the cold ♪
2238
02:01:57,463 --> 02:02:00,716
♪ Still you wouldn't change it
For a sack of gold ♪
2239
02:02:00,799 --> 02:02:04,011
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
2240
02:02:04,094 --> 02:02:05,763
I'm embarrassed for him.
2241
02:02:05,846 --> 02:02:08,224
♪ The costumes, the scenery
The makeup, the props ♪
2242
02:02:08,307 --> 02:02:11,227
♪ The audience that lifts you
When you're down ♪
2243
02:02:13,521 --> 02:02:17,358
♪ The headaches, the heartaches
The backaches, the flops ♪
2244
02:02:17,441 --> 02:02:19,902
♪ The sheriff who escorts you
Out of town ♪
2245
02:02:19,985 --> 02:02:21,570
You heard me, Pauly.
2246
02:02:21,654 --> 02:02:24,323
Yes! That's right, you son of a bitch!
2247
02:02:25,908 --> 02:02:29,328
♪ The opening when your heart
Beats like a drum ♪
2248
02:02:29,953 --> 02:02:33,040
♪ The closing
When the customers won't come ♪
2249
02:02:33,123 --> 02:02:34,792
- You've been there.
- Shut up.
2250
02:02:34,875 --> 02:02:41,257
♪ There's no business like show business
Like no business I know ♪
2251
02:02:41,340 --> 02:02:42,841
Oh! Oh! Oh!
2252
02:02:42,925 --> 02:02:45,803
♪ Traveling through the country
Will be thrilling ♪
2253
02:02:45,886 --> 02:02:48,889
♪ Standing out in front
On opening nights ♪
2254
02:02:48,972 --> 02:02:52,268
♪ Smiling as you watch
The theater filling ♪
2255
02:02:52,351 --> 02:02:55,479
♪ And there's your billing
Out in the lights ♪
2256
02:02:55,563 --> 02:02:59,191
♪ There's no people like show people ♪
2257
02:02:59,275 --> 02:03:02,903
♪ They smile when they are low ♪
2258
02:03:02,986 --> 02:03:05,989
♪ Yesterday they told you
You would not go far ♪
2259
02:03:06,073 --> 02:03:09,702
♪ That night you open
and there you are ♪
2260
02:03:09,785 --> 02:03:13,163
♪ Next day on your dressing room
They've hung a star ♪
2261
02:03:13,246 --> 02:03:20,128
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
2262
02:03:22,673 --> 02:03:29,555
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
2263
02:03:39,648 --> 02:03:44,445
Yeah, every time I ran into Sandy, he used
to say, "I got to meet this Beavis kid.
2264
02:03:44,528 --> 02:03:46,364
Yeah, I want to represent him."
2265
02:03:46,447 --> 02:03:49,032
He didn't understand
that that's a cartoon character.
2266
02:03:49,116 --> 02:03:51,910
You can't really manage
a cartoon character.
2267
02:03:51,994 --> 02:03:54,538
And, uh, he did give me
his number though,
2268
02:03:54,622 --> 02:03:57,583
and, uh, we used to call him
in the middle of the night.
2269
02:04:01,253 --> 02:04:03,005
Wexler Artists.
2270
02:04:03,088 --> 02:04:05,591
Is this Sandy?
2271
02:04:05,674 --> 02:04:08,260
Yeah. Yeah, who... who is this?
2272
02:04:08,344 --> 02:04:10,095
You know who this is.
2273
02:04:10,178 --> 02:04:12,765
No, I don't. That's why I'm asking.
2274
02:04:12,848 --> 02:04:15,142
Guess.
2275
02:04:15,225 --> 02:04:17,185
Are you Gary Busey?
2276
02:04:17,269 --> 02:04:19,897
No way! Dumbass.
2277
02:04:19,980 --> 02:04:22,065
Who? Beavis?
2278
02:04:22,816 --> 02:04:26,194
- You suck!
- What? No, I don't.
2279
02:04:26,278 --> 02:04:27,446
You suck balls.
2280
02:04:27,530 --> 02:04:29,239
No, no, no, no.
2281
02:04:29,322 --> 02:04:30,866
You don't sound so good.
2282
02:04:30,949 --> 02:04:33,994
Now, tell me where you are
and I'll pick you up.
2283
02:04:34,077 --> 02:04:35,663
I'm in your butt.
2284
02:04:35,746 --> 02:04:37,956
What? What's this?
2285
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:41,001
Yeah, I'm in there right now.
2286
02:04:41,084 --> 02:04:42,252
Hemorrhoids.
2287
02:04:42,335 --> 02:04:46,214
Wait. You get out of my butt.
Get out right now.
2288
02:04:46,298 --> 02:04:47,716
Kill yourself.
2289
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:51,429
Okay. Okay, that's it.
I'm hanging up the phone.
2290
02:04:54,473 --> 02:04:56,308
Wexler Artists.
2291
02:04:56,392 --> 02:04:58,394
Uh... Sandy Wexler?
2292
02:04:59,520 --> 02:05:00,604
Who is this?
2293
02:05:00,688 --> 02:05:03,273
Uh, this is Butt-Head.
2294
02:05:03,356 --> 02:05:06,068
Oh, hi, Butt-Head.
2295
02:05:06,151 --> 02:05:09,697
Uh, Sandy, I'm calling about Beavis.
2296
02:05:09,780 --> 02:05:14,034
Uh, yeah. Beavis wasn't
too courteous last night, Butt-Head.
2297
02:05:14,117 --> 02:05:16,328
Uh, that's why I'm calling.
2298
02:05:16,412 --> 02:05:17,413
Uh-huh.
2299
02:05:17,496 --> 02:05:19,790
Uh, Beavis wanted to say he's sorry.
2300
02:05:19,873 --> 02:05:23,210
Oh, okay. He is, huh?
He... he's sorry?
2301
02:05:23,293 --> 02:05:26,422
Yeah. Beavis says
he's sorry you're such a dumb-ass.
2302
02:05:26,505 --> 02:05:29,467
What? What's that?
What? What'd you say?
2303
02:05:29,550 --> 02:05:31,552
Uh, and he's also sorry
2304
02:05:31,635 --> 02:05:36,181
that he said your face looks like
a toilet and your balls smell funny.
2305
02:05:36,849 --> 02:05:40,060
Okay, okay.
Well, you tell him I accept.
2306
02:05:40,143 --> 02:05:43,313
Look, you're good kids,
and I like what you're doing.
2307
02:05:43,396 --> 02:05:47,025
I think if you want to get
to the next level, you're gonna...
2308
02:05:47,109 --> 02:05:49,528
- Uh, hang on a second.
- Okay.
2309
02:05:49,612 --> 02:05:51,321
Beavis wants to say something, sir.
2310
02:05:51,404 --> 02:05:54,157
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, this is Beavis.
2311
02:05:54,241 --> 02:05:56,201
Uh... oh, hi, Beavis.
2312
02:05:57,410 --> 02:05:59,412
- Sandy Wexler?
- Yeah.
2313
02:05:59,497 --> 02:06:01,957
Sandy Wexler?
2314
02:06:02,040 --> 02:06:05,961
- Yeah, I know my name.
- Of Wexler Fartists?
2315
02:06:06,044 --> 02:06:08,922
All right. Okay, come on, guys.
2316
02:06:09,006 --> 02:06:12,885
Uh...
You said you wanna come on guys?
2317
02:06:14,553 --> 02:06:16,054
That's it. I'm getting off.
2318
02:06:16,138 --> 02:06:19,600
You said you're getting off.
2319
02:06:19,683 --> 02:06:22,435
All right.
Listen, you sons of bitches.
2320
02:06:22,520 --> 02:06:23,812
I'll find your parents
2321
02:06:23,896 --> 02:06:27,566
and make you wish you never messed
with the king of Hollywood.
2322
02:06:27,650 --> 02:06:29,401
You said "wood."
2323
02:06:29,485 --> 02:06:31,779
All right.
Come on!
2324
02:06:32,905 --> 02:06:34,072
Stop it!
2325
02:06:35,783 --> 02:06:36,950
- All right, good.
- All right.
2326
02:06:37,034 --> 02:06:39,036
...Yeah!
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