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MONAD
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SHAMPOO
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FULL STOP
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MONAD, SHAMPOO, FULL STOP AND KAREL
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Peter?
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Peter?
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Peter?
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-Yes?
-Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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You screamed. Is something wrong?
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Nothing. I'm sleeping.
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Did you have a bad dream?
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Damn! Do you hear me?
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Man, Mom! When I tell you I'm sleeping,
I'm sleeping! Can you leave me alone?
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If I leave you alone, you won't get out
at all! It's almost noon.
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Damn it!
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Jesus Christ!
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What are you sighing for?
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-I'm not sighing.
-You're sighing.
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Do you want eggs for breakfast
or duck for lunch?
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You've been home for a week
and we haven't talked yet.
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Mom, please hold on,
I'll be with you in a second, okay?
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Duck or eggs?
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No way, hi, Full Stop, my friend.
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Hi, Einstein.
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Hi. I'm glad to hear from you.
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Are you back yet?
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I am.
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And what are you doing?
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Nothing, I'm just sitting here.
How about you?
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Don't even ask.
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Some idiots parked next to me
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so intelligently that
I can't open the car door.
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It's great you're back.
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In one piece, I hope.
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Yeah, listen,
see you at the class reunion, right?
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Well, I wanted to give it a pass.
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But if you go, I'll be happy to join you!
We'll celebrate your return.
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Hold on, buddy, okay? I'll call you
in a second. I need both hands now. Bye.
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Hi.
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So nice of you to come.
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What happened?
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I just can't anymore.
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I don't believe anything will be fine
anymore.
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My life's completely useless.
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Nobody needs me and Karel doesn't care
about me anymore.
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Karel loves you as much as he can.
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He barely talks to me.
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And I still can't get pregnant.
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It's been so long.
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Karel can't handle it either.
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We had our anniversary yesterday,
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so I begged him to spend some time
home with me,
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but he stayed at work all night again.
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I…
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I don't have the strength to keep trying.
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I feel like I'm bothering him,
I don't know.
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-Klára.
-Sorry.
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Come here!
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You can't bother anyone, Klára.
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You're a beautiful, amazing girl.
Everyone would want you!
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And Karel wants you too.
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He just doesn't show it.
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Thanks.
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Yeah…
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So… what kind of food
did you eat at the base?
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-Just food.
-Well…
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Were there any nice female colleagues
with you?
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Not really.
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God! Can't you tell me at least
one sentence with more than two words?
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Do you think any woman would be able to
communicate with you like this?
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I don't want to run…
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Girls, for God's sake,
can you turn the TV off?
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Hello, this is Dad's cell phone.
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What?
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-Poop!-You mustn't say that!
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-Dáda, come here.-Give me the cell phone!
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Monad?
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Ema, give me the cell phone! Ema!
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Stop it!
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Ema, give it here.
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Dáda, don't be silly, you had a fever
not even an hour ago. Give it here.
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Enough!
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Oh man! Wait! Oh God.
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Prepare a comparative analysis
of all similar systems. Yeah?
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Thanks.
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I'm home for a second,
but I'll be in the office in a minute.
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Klára?
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Is something wrong?
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Nothing.
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What are you doing here?
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You're not wearing your panties?
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Is anyone in here?
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What on earth is going on?
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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I'm waiting for your reaction.
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Have you just had sex in here?
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Can you answer my question?
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-And what if I did? Would you mind?
-What?
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I don't know.
Maybe you wouldn't mind at all.
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You know what? We'll talk about it when
we're both calm. Yeah? When you're calm.
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Wait. Wait, is that all?
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You won't even give me a slap
knowing what I did here?
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Yes? Hi.
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Hi.
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Are you going to the class reunion today?
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The reunion? Tonight? Yeah, yeah.
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Why are you whispering?
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I'm in a meeting, you know?
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I'm sorry. So see you later.
I think we should get drunk today, buddy.
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Sure.
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Bye.
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Oh man.
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Oh man.
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Damn!
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Hi, girls.
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Hi, Mom!
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Where have you been? I was supposed
to be at work a long time ago.
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So what? Boy or girl?
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Stop crying.
We know how to handle girls, don't we?
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Will you love her?
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Of course I will.
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Bye, bye, bye.
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Dear God! Why do I have to have
a pussy farm at home?
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Shit, shit, shit, shit!
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Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
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I know, I know, well, sure, well,
upstairs. Okay, okay, I'm already here.
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Here it is, here, here.
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Hello?
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What do you think you're doing, you idiot?
Where have you been all morning?
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I'm sorry.
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My wife was delayed at the gynecologist
and the girls broke my cell phone.
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I can't jeopardize my contract with
the biggest Asian travel agency
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because of your personal issues!
Come pack your things. You're done here!
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What do you mean by that?
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You're fired!
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Moron!
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Hello? Hello?
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Guys, here you go.
Wait, I still have two more.
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Okay, thanks.
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Just keep laughing until
you have hemorrhoids too!
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But you won't laugh anymore then.
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Stop!
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Can you sit down a bit slower
and groan a bit more?
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It'll look funnier. Thanks.
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I've had enough! I refuse to make
humor out of repulsiveness.
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You should be ashamed, director.
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Calm down and start thinking about
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how much money
you make by sitting on that ring.
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Can we continue?
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This is the bottom of TV entertainment.
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You don't even care, because you haven't
shot anything good in your life.
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But I've done fifty years of honest work,
I'm sick of all of this!
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Ten-minute break.
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We can shoot.
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Grandma is fine now.
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What is the girl
in the corridor doing here?
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She came to sign a contract.
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She came to the casting with her son
for one of those new children's roles.
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He's a very clever boy.
He'll be in a few episodes.
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How old is he?
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About six.
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What does he look like?
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Do you want to see the casting video?
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I'll play it for you when you come back.
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I came up with a lot of ideas, yoo-hoo
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which are great for a silly mood
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Yoo-hoo, throw the keys in the gutter,slide down a bare rock
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-What's up?
-Haunt a castle at night, yoo-hoo…
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Are you okay?
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I'm not.
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-What's going on?
-It's Karel. It's Karel. Karel, no way!
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Karel! Hi, Karel.
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What are you doing here?
You've come, great!
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Karel, dear Karel. You rich boy!
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Show me your car.
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-Can I kiss you?
-Hi, girls. I don't know.
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I'd like one too.
I've never kissed a millionaire before.
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There, there, what do we have here?
A bald patch!
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Bald men are really sexy!
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Especially when they make
as much money as you.
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Will you marry me and take care of me?
I could get easily divorced.
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I'll think about it, okay?
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Girls, you know what?
Let's get out, I'll buy you a drink.
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Jesus, girls. Monad and Full Stop.
Hi. Come in!
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Hi! Hey!
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-I wanted to be the first one. Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hi. Hi, girls. Hello.
-So I'm the last one, hi.
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So where did you go, you talented man?
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-Why don't we see you on TV?
-Well…
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You wanted to be a singer, didn't you?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-So what? So what?
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-Well, it didn't work out.
-What a pity.
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Hi, guys!
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-Hello.
-What are you doing?
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Come here!
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Jesus Christ, Mary!
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Hello, you old wanker!
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Hi, potato head, hello.
I'm glad to see you.
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Me too.
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-Hi, hi.
-Hello.
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Six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
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I don't know, man, but I wouldn't applaud
myself for my life's performance.
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You? Why not?
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You're on easy street after all.
208
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,416
Who else should applaud
himself if not you?
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00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:20,791
Well, looks can be deceiving, mates.
I'm pretty fucked up.
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Rubbish, man.
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The star is here! He is here.
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Hi, hi! Hello.
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Hi, girls. Hello.
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Oh dear, you're even cuter than on TV!
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See you later, yeah.
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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Hello.
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Did they jump on you too?
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These moms are the worst.
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Yes?
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Karel, please, don't be mad at me.
222
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I…
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Three vodkas.
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I just want to tell you
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that what happened in the morning
meant nothing at all.
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He's got a serious phone call.
227
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It shouldn't have happened at all.
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Do you hear me?
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Yeah.
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I just need to know
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if you still care about me.
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So you slept with someone to see if
I care about you?
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Will you come home?
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I feel sick when I imagine
how you must be feeling right now.
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Just calm down.
236
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I'm actually feeling pretty good at
the moment.
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And where are you?
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I'm with the boys, at the class reunion.
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-Shit.
-What's up?
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My wife's cheating on me.
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Do you know with whom?
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I don't know shit, buddy!
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Hi.
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Hello.
245
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We're still waiting for you, lecher!
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Join us later, movie star,
we have to take a picture with you.
247
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Sure.
248
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Listen, shall we go somewhere else?
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Where?
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Well, I don't know. Somewhere better.
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CURRENT BALANCE: 60 CZK
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No shit!
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Excellent, Full Stop! Go for it!
254
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Do you think you could get me
a job in the TV studio?
255
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Sure thing.
256
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,958
If you need money, I'll lend you some.
257
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I need to earn, not borrow.
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I'll give you some money, no problem.
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00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:03,916
So you think I'm completely incompetent?
I don't want you to give me anything.
260
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,750
It's okay. I don't think anything.
I just want to help you. Calm down!
261
00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:15,291
What are you doing? What are you doing?
262
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,250
Come on, come on down!
263
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,750
-Okay. But what's up?
-Move it!
264
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,125
-Come on!
-I wasn't doing anything bad.
265
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,208
Oh shit! Fuck!
266
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,125
Oh shit!
267
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,500
Guys, it's really great in here!
268
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,791
Fuck! We have to go back!
269
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:41,916
Move it!
270
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:46,833
Come on, man!
271
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,416
This way! This way, man!
272
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,791
Here, here, up here!
273
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:14,416
-Where're we going, man?
-Go, go, go!
274
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:32,041
Oh man, guys! That was really great!
275
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,208
We're still fast, aren't we?!
276
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,708
-My left testicle hurts really bad.
-What?
277
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:37,833
Because of that fight?
278
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,125
No. I've had it for a long time.
279
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:43,000
Isn't it because
of the Afghan desert loneliness?
280
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:44,833
You know what to do.
281
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:45,833
No.
282
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:47,000
No? What do you mean?
283
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,791
It's called a furlough, mate.
284
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,041
I wouldn't want to end up here.
285
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,708
Neither would I.
286
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:01,625
I want my ashes to be scattered
287
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:05,916
from a beautiful sports car
at a very high speed.
288
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:13,291
When we were at high school,
I thought life would be much better.
289
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:17,000
You see? And I actually envy you.
290
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,958
What's there to envy?
291
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:22,833
You have a wife who loves you.
And you have children.
292
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:26,291
I envy Shampoo, actually.
293
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,583
And what exactly?
294
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,791
Your lifestyle.
295
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,458
I don't even know if I'm still alive.
296
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,875
I just film shitty things for money,
297
00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:38,000
things that would have made me sick
at high school.
298
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:43,750
Man, you can do whatever you want,
fuck whoever you want.
299
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:47,416
You don't have kids. You're free!
300
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:54,291
Oh man, guys!
301
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,875
We have to do something like this again!
Otherwise we'll end up like
302
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,125
complete bastards!
It can't go on like this.
303
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:05,750
Do you remember how we ran naked all over
the school right before the leaving exam?
304
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:09,250
That was the last really crazy thing
I did, man!
305
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,541
Have you noticed that when he's drunk
he doesn't stammer at all?
306
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,541
-You speak so well.
-It'd be good for us.
307
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:19,250
Maybe it would refresh us if we did
something like that again.
308
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,541
Running around with my exposed member
wouldn't refresh me at all.
309
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:23,875
And I know that for sure.
310
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:25,500
-How do you know that?
-I just know it.
311
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:28,208
Some crazy shit might cheer you up.
312
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:33,916
Exactly! Maybe you don't understand Klára
anymore because you're too logical now.
313
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,791
Buddy, thank you for your therapy.
Thanks a lot.
314
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,916
It's better to start stripping
than doing nothing at all, man.
315
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,125
I'd really set it as a task for us.
316
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,166
Set it?
317
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,958
Wait,
why should I strip in the first place?
318
00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:48,791
To see if there's still some punk in you,
you see?
319
00:24:48,875 --> 00:24:49,916
What punk?
320
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:51,958
You're in midlife crisis!
321
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,750
I'm not in any crisis.
322
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:56,208
Man, you live with your mom!
323
00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:58,000
Well, it's because I like her.
324
00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,541
I am thirsty. Let's have a drink.
325
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:01,750
Sure.
326
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,708
We have to drink, guys.
327
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,916
Open up!
328
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,833
He drank warm rum though it made him sick
329
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,875
He thought it was a sign of punk
330
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,500
He smoked whatever was on fire
331
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,666
He thought it was a sign of punk
332
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:22,291
But the boys said punk was elsewhere
333
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:31,583
Whoever strips first shall launch
a fight against said crisis.
334
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,541
But not alone at home.
335
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:38,083
Not alone at home.
In public and amongst other people.
336
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:42,208
He has to stay naked
for a minute and hide nothing.
337
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,875
And he has to film it on his cell phone
and send the video to the others.
338
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,875
And the receiver has to strip right away,
too. Wherever he is.
339
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:53,541
And whoever breaks the rule is a bastard!
340
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:55,416
A real bastard.
341
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,000
God, that's such bullshit.
342
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,166
It's good!
343
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,625
It's great!
344
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:13,208
Karel?
345
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:20,666
Do you think it's possible for two people
to stay happy all their lives?
346
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,416
Why does everything beautiful
have to go wrong?
347
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,916
Are you listening to me?
348
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:28,791
Karel?
349
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,291
-Karel.
-Karel.
350
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,458
-Karel.
-Karel.
351
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:38,583
Karel! The Americans are here.
352
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,083
What Americans?
353
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:44,416
Man, wake up! You're selling your business
for 500 million!
354
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,083
So what? Oh yeah.
355
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:48,625
And do you think it's a good decision?
356
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:52,083
We've already talked about it, haven't we?
A thousand times. Haven't we?
357
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,625
Yeah, that's right.
358
00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:58,166
I just don't know where the enthusiasm
with which we'd built all this has gone.
359
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,625
Don't scare me! Man! Don't scare me!
360
00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:03,458
Should I remind you why
it is a good thing to sell it right now?
361
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:05,708
No one will ever offer us more money.
362
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:09,416
You said it yourself! Didn't you say that?
You did.
363
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,500
Yeah!
364
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:12,833
Do you know what's really bad?
365
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:19,291
Recently, I haven't made a single decision
just because I wanted to make it.
366
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,583
I do everything just because
it's reasonable.
367
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:22,833
Karel…
368
00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:26,791
I think it's starting to piss me off
a little bit.
369
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:28,541
Sorry.
370
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:32,250
I guess I need to throw up. Sorry.
371
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:50,000
-It doesn't feel right to me.
-Same here.
372
00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:54,833
Why is he selling the company
when it's doing so well?
373
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,916
Maybe because he's burnt out.
374
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,833
Too bad he doesn't have the same balls
he did ten years ago.
375
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:01,916
Yeah, he definitely doesn't.
376
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:29,708
Where're we gonna eat?
377
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,500
We could order something.
378
00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:34,791
Excuse me, can you film me please?
379
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,208
Thank you.
380
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:51,625
-Good morning, Lucie.
-Good morning, Karel.
381
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:32,666
Knock the door down, search the room
and neutralize me. Is that clear?
382
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,750
Yes.
383
00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:35,750
Who wants to be a hostage?
384
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:40,625
You?
385
00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:42,791
Good.
386
00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:46,291
Divide into groups
and don't do anything stupid.
387
00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:49,250
Whoever hits the hostage has to run around
the compound ten times in full gear.
388
00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:50,333
Let's go.
389
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,625
POLICE
390
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,708
What should I do?
391
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:09,541
Just act… normal. Like a hostage.
392
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:15,583
Then you should stop me
from running away, Captain.
393
00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:19,000
What are you talking about?
394
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,125
Can I scream?
395
00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:22,625
Just act normal, man.
396
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:27,333
If you think you'll earn your credit
with your tits, you're wrong.
397
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:30,791
So hide those again!
398
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:34,000
I don't care about my credit.
399
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:36,375
I just want to have a bed by the window.
400
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,000
What? What bed?
401
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:43,833
The girls in the dorm won't let me sleep
by the window unless we go on a date.
402
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,125
Would you like to go on a date?
403
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,875
Don't even touch me.
404
00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:52,250
I was on a mission for a year,
I'm as horny as a desert billy-goat.
405
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,375
I could break you in half!
406
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,750
You'd better leave me alone!
Is that clear?
407
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:57,833
Yeah.
408
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:07,125
-Good morning, Lucie.-Good morning, Karel.
409
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:09,791
Shit.
410
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:12,250
Is something wrong?
411
00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:14,583
Sit in that chair!
412
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,208
Sit down!
413
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:20,416
Hands behind your head!
414
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:22,416
Go, go, go!
415
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:27,333
Don't look at me.
416
00:31:39,958 --> 00:31:41,583
Don't look!
417
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,166
Action!
418
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,375
Don't look!
419
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,750
Police, police! Police, police!
420
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,500
What's up?
421
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:17,916
You're supposed to neutralize me,
not stare at my dick.
422
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,291
Call the others!
423
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,250
Hi.
424
00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:56,291
I'm so happy you called me last night!
425
00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,916
You just shouldn't drink that much.
426
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,666
You were completely… tiny.
427
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,291
But it doesn't matter!
We'll work that out.
428
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:11,958
What matters is that we're together
at last!
429
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:20,375
What will you have for breakfast?
I'm gonna get something.
430
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:25,875
Could you get me the casting boy's
mom's phone number?
431
00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:27,083
Yeah.
432
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,250
And go home?
433
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:34,500
I don't want to go home.
I want to be here with you.
434
00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:36,333
Go home!
435
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:07,625
Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant.
436
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:10,916
-That's me.-That's me.
437
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:16,083
Traditional. Instant. Vegetable.
438
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,791
Yeah, every gourmet dreams…
439
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,000
-What else I can do for you?
-…of instant soup.
440
00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:24,166
-I have to leave now for a while, okay?
-Hi.
441
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:25,250
Hi!
442
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,583
What am I going to do here, please?
443
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:29,708
Kitty?
444
00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:32,083
-The leek costume, please.
-Is that him?
445
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,875
-I'm Carolina.
-Good morning!
446
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:36,708
You're gonna be absolutely wonderful!
Really.
447
00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:39,583
Are you sure I won't spoil it for you?
448
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,625
It can't be spoiled.
449
00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:44,750
I owe you one, I'm really screwed.
450
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,958
The girls need winter clothes,
451
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:51,416
the washing machine broke down
in the morning and Ľubica reminded me that
452
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:55,750
I promised to buy a car
which can fit four baby seats.
453
00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:57,583
Do you like it, director?
454
00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:59,291
Yes, I do. I do.
455
00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:05,375
You're gonna hop around the pot for a day
and you'll earn 20 grand.
456
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:09,291
And you don't even have to rehearse
anything. Just try on the costume.
457
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:12,916
You're amazing!
Shall we go for lunch later?
458
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:17,791
Listen, I have some errands to do.
The girls will take care of you. Bye.
459
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,041
Bye. Bye.
460
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,791
It is you! Hi. Hello.
461
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:28,791
Gábo!
462
00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:30,083
What are you doing here?
463
00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:31,583
What are you doing here?
464
00:35:31,666 --> 00:35:33,791
I have to earn a living, don't I?
What about you?
465
00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,541
Ah, I'm sort of saving the family budget.
466
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,166
Jesus! Will you save me too?
467
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:40,541
-You?
-Yeah.
468
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:42,250
Our singer got sick.
469
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:46,333
I play old pop hits with my band.
Heidi Janků, Helena Vondráčková,
470
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:50,333
Marie Rottrová. We have a gig tonight
and I don't have a singer.
471
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:54,208
I've called everyone.
I just forgot about you.
472
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:58,000
How many years has it been since
we played together? Twenty?
473
00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:00,208
If you take the job,
I'll give you five grand.
474
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:04,666
Why don't you look for a female singer?
It's all female hits.
475
00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:08,083
Wait. Look.
476
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:14,833
It's just fun. And with your voice,
it's really easy money.
477
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:19,458
It won't be more embarrassing than
this costume.
478
00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:21,166
Wait, I'll get a CD.
479
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,375
Well, it's perfect.
480
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:25,333
I told you you'd be great.
481
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:29,333
You're absolutely ideal for it,
you see? Cool!
482
00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:32,208
Alright, girls, let's check the carrot.
483
00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:05,583
Good morning,
I'm calling about the vacancy.
484
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,041
I see, goodbye.
485
00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:16,083
I'm calling about the job offer.
486
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,666
Taken already, I see.
487
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:22,291
I'm calling about the vacancy.
488
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,791
Hello? Hello?
489
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:32,541
KINDERGARTEN, HOLIČKOVA
490
00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:41,500
Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch,
tickle, tickle, tickle
491
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:46,291
and the monkey gets a banana and an apple
and what else do I give her?
492
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,250
This is what the monkey does
and then keeps jumping.
493
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,041
Good morning.
494
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:52,625
-Where's the headmaster's office, please?
-Over there.
495
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,333
-And what else does the monkey do?
-Thank you.
496
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:57,666
It swings, it swings like this…
497
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:04,250
You play the piano, you can sing,
you studied the Faculty of Education,
498
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:07,916
you can start at once
and you can't get pregnant.
499
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,625
These are perfect prerequisites.
The job is yours, of course.
500
00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:11,666
Thank you.
501
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,583
I'll get the contract, give me a sec.
502
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:17,666
I'll need your ID and account number.
503
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,833
I just need to set up the printer.
It's a bit chaotic here right now.
504
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,500
You'll be the first guy in our staff.
505
00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:34,125
Three girls already
and a fourth one on the way.
506
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,708
You're a deserving daddy.
507
00:38:36,791 --> 00:38:38,666
Police, police.
508
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:43,083
What's up?
509
00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:44,041
Almost done.
510
00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,166
You're supposed to neutralize me,not stare at my dick.
511
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,250
Okay.
512
00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:51,750
Here you go.
513
00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,875
Is there something is wrong?
514
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:58,125
No, quite to the contrary.
515
00:38:58,208 --> 00:38:59,416
Great!
516
00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:09,041
Great,
it's in there and now another eight…
517
00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:19,125
And the figure got blocked…
518
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:22,416
Yes?
519
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,791
You can't go there, you can't…
520
00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:27,875
Excuse me, children. Sorry.
521
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,500
What is it? Did you forget something?
522
00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:37,875
No, no, no,
I just need to do something in here.
523
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,375
I see.
524
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,583
What are you doing?
525
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:49,333
Sorry. It's just a game.
I'll get dressed in a minute.
526
00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:50,416
Stop it!
527
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,833
I'd love to, but I can't. Don't be angry.
528
00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:58,250
Leave immediately!
No, get dressed first and then leave.
529
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:03,291
No, don't worry, I'm not a pervert,
you don't even have to look at me.
530
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:05,666
-Mr. Mach.
-I'll disappear, a minute.
531
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:06,625
Yes?
532
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:10,083
Could you make this man leave
and get dressed?
533
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,875
No, it's not necessary!
I'll leave on my own in a minute.
534
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,875
Why are you taking it in your hand?
Put your clothes on, pervert!
535
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,000
Did you hear the headmistress or not?
536
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,791
Unfortunately, I can't obey you.
537
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:26,416
That's my pleasure…
538
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:31,166
Look, the man's bum's out!
539
00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:43,750
KINDERGARTEN
540
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:56,458
I'm not a pussy!
Oh man, I'm not! Punk's not dead.
541
00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:02,000
My dear, give me more of your love!Yoo-hoo.
542
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:04,500
Please, Matthew!
Stop fooling around and get dressed.
543
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,458
-I want almost nothing…-We were supposed to leave
544
00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:11,125
-a long time ago, you know?
-I just want to pet your hair. Yoo-hoo.
545
00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,250
Yes?
546
00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:43,958
I don't think I should meet Matthew.
547
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,916
It's better that he doesn't know me.
548
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:53,166
Should I tell him they found someone else
for the part?
549
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:56,041
It would turn out badly.
550
00:41:57,291 --> 00:42:00,416
Do you think it could be even worse
than now?
551
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:03,166
Maybe you'd like each other.
552
00:42:04,791 --> 00:42:06,166
He takes after you.
553
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:08,791
Yeah?
554
00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:16,791
What are you afraid of?
555
00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,500
Leave immediately!
556
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,083
No, don't worry, I'm not a pervert…
557
00:42:35,916 --> 00:42:36,958
What's up?
558
00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:44,375
I'm sorry.
559
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:35,708
The doctor isn't working today?
560
00:43:35,791 --> 00:43:39,458
He's on holiday. I'm his substitute.
What's the matter?
561
00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:40,625
I'll come back later.
562
00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:42,708
But that'll be in two weeks.
563
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:45,541
I see.
564
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,125
Do you have any problems?
565
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:53,250
It's my testicle.
566
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,583
Come on in.
567
00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:12,708
Does this hurt?
568
00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:13,791
Yeah.
569
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,208
Do you need to make
a phone call right now?
570
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,291
Yeah.
571
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,125
Hi, Mom! How are you?
572
00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:40,375
Do you need something?
573
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:46,208
Your leg hurts? Well, I'll get you
something. Tell me what you need.
574
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:49,208
Okay, coffee. And milk, right?
575
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,458
Cabbage, alright,
I'll get you some mineral water, too.
576
00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:55,833
It looks like prostatitis.
Lie on your side now.
577
00:44:58,083 --> 00:44:59,125
Yeah.
578
00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:02,791
You know what?
It's better if you text me, okay?
579
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:05,291
All right, have a nice day. Bye.
580
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:08,875
Ouch! Oh. Man.
581
00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:19,041
Pee into this thing. We'll do some tests
and I'll give you antibiotics.
582
00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:21,166
And I want your semen in this.
583
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,541
Right now?
584
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,166
No. That's your homework.
585
00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:28,916
Do you think
I can manage to put it in there?
586
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,375
Yes, I do.
587
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:41,958
Would you like to go for a coffee with me?
588
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,666
Bring me the urine!
589
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:39,791
Hello.
590
00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:47,166
Are you going somewhere?
591
00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:50,166
Yeah.
592
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,291
Alone or with someone?
593
00:46:55,791 --> 00:46:57,041
Does it matter?
594
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,250
Are you in love?
595
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:05,666
Do you even want to keep living with me?
596
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:09,500
You slept with someone. I didn't.
597
00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:13,333
Why do I feel absolutely nothing from you?
598
00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:15,041
I'm sorry, but what do you want from me?
599
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:19,833
Should I bring you a flower
and persuade you to stop cheating on me?
600
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,458
Should I go or stay here?
601
00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:28,041
If you need to go, just go.
602
00:47:29,208 --> 00:47:31,083
What am I supposed to say?
603
00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,791
Anything but this.
604
00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:53,916
You should dress a little better.
605
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,500
Or every single woman will be scared
of you.
606
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,333
They don't want me anyway.
607
00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:01,375
You have to try harder.
608
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:04,833
When I was in hospital last time,
609
00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:07,875
I met a really nice nurse there.
610
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,958
She was very nice.
611
00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:15,041
Do you always have to make such faces?
612
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,000
I'm not making faces.
I just have a face like that.
613
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:20,666
You don't! You're a good boy,
but you glare like a killer.
614
00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:24,083
No wonder that you live with me.
No one else could stand this.
615
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:26,958
You know what?
I think I should move out.
616
00:48:27,958 --> 00:48:31,041
Come on. Why?
617
00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:35,125
Because you're really pissing me off!
618
00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:45,750
Can you explain to me
why you're so rude to me?
619
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:49,083
Because you keep reminding me
what a loser I am.
620
00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:53,916
And will you come to dinner tomorrow?
621
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:55,458
No, I won't.
622
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:59,041
You won't even wish me a happy birthday?
623
00:49:00,541 --> 00:49:02,791
You forgot again, didn't you?
624
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,583
Okay, I'll come.
625
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,291
Hi.
626
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,208
-Hi.
-Hello.
627
00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:24,333
Here's to a successful opening round of
our super game.
628
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:25,458
Alright.
629
00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:29,041
That stripping task was
a really demented idea.
630
00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:31,375
Don't complain.
At least we're not pussies.
631
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,750
So shall we start
a second round straight away?
632
00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:33,708
-Sure.
-Yeah.
633
00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:35,083
But without me.
634
00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:37,458
Come on, don't be silly,
no cold feet now.
635
00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,666
The three of us are in,
so you should be too.
636
00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:41,666
-Sorry.
-Sorry for what?
637
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,875
Look, Karel…
638
00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:47,916
Cool!
639
00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:51,458
Yes?
640
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:54,625
Hello. Can we meet?
641
00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:56,250
Do you think it's a good idea?
642
00:49:56,333 --> 00:50:00,125
No, I don't want us to continue
in what we did yesterday.
643
00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:02,666
I just don't know what to do.
644
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:06,208
I was about to go to the cottage,
but I've been sitting in my car
645
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:08,583
for two hours now unable to start
the engine.
646
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,500
I only have time tomorrow night.
647
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,291
I'm filming all day.
648
00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:14,916
Write to me where you are tomorrow.
I'll come.
649
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Good. Okay. Thanks.
650
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:19,791
Bye.
651
00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:24,000
-That's perfect.
-I didn't feel like doing it though.
652
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:28,041
-Look, your ass is completely white!
-Because I'm white.
653
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:30,208
Why are you making such tragic faces?
654
00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:32,166
I'm dealing with some shit at work.
655
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:34,083
Come on, stop lying.
656
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,083
We can tell that you fucked a chick again
657
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,833
and now you don't know how
to get out of it.
658
00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:41,666
Come on. Confess.
659
00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,375
I can't. You'd be too envious.
660
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:50,291
Well, that's good actually.
661
00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:54,750
-What is?
-Not lying to anyone for at least a day.
662
00:50:56,458 --> 00:50:58,458
-That's a good task.
-You think?
663
00:50:58,541 --> 00:51:01,083
I really think so. Do you lie often?
664
00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:02,291
Me? To who?
665
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:05,458
I don't know to who.
Anyone. Your mom? I don't know.
666
00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:10,416
It's funny, at high school we despised
everyone who wasn't 100% honest.
667
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:14,416
And now for many different reasons we feel
that telling the truth is bullshit.
668
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,916
And that lying is more reasonable.
It's weird, isn't it?
669
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,750
You mean that our balls shrink when
we don't have the guts to tell the truth?
670
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:22,041
Exactly.
671
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,583
And what rules should such a game have?
672
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,416
Simple.
673
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:32,125
You just have to answer any question with
100% honesty throughout the entire day.
674
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:33,333
No exceptions.
675
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:36,166
Whatever is anyone asking.
676
00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:40,083
And how can we prove
the fulfillment of such a task?
677
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:44,125
We can't, this task will simply be
evaluated by ourselves.
678
00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:45,791
I agree.
679
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:47,875
-So do I.
-Great!
680
00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:50,125
Don't count on me.
681
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:53,250
If I had to be honest
with everyone all day,
682
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:57,250
all hell would break loose
and I'd be dead by the evening.
683
00:52:05,875 --> 00:52:09,333
Alone or in the crowd
684
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:13,083
I can't get you off my mind
685
00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:20,000
I can't get you off my mindI think you might know
686
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,458
Listen, guys,
I really learnt the whole thing.
687
00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:30,708
But if we play it so sluggishly,
I can't do it.
688
00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:34,083
We have to play it harder,
so I can get into it a bit at least.
689
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:37,000
Or I'll feel like a total faggot.
690
00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:39,958
Alright then.
It'll be a bit different at least.
691
00:52:40,041 --> 00:52:40,916
I agree.
692
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,083
Let's get wild, dude. Cool. Let's do it.
693
00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:50,333
Get involved a bit more.
694
00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:52,333
Harder!
695
00:52:55,500 --> 00:53:01,041
Alone or in the crowdI can't get you off my mind
696
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:07,333
I can't get you off my mindI think you might know
697
00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:13,250
I'm known for thatand I'm ready to forget about my fatigue
698
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:20,333
Forget about my fatigueand Earth's gravity
699
00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:25,791
Well, that sounds better, doesn't it?
700
00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:37,583
-Alright… watch it, man!
-Sorry.
701
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:39,958
Look.
702
00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:42,000
Now's your chance.
703
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:44,000
-You're drooling…
-Okay…
704
00:53:47,208 --> 00:53:50,500
Listen, you know what
"reasonable“ means, right?
705
00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:54,208
Yeah, I do. No drooling, no flirting,
no banging female students.
706
00:53:54,291 --> 00:53:56,375
So remember it, man!
707
00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:00,500
Listen, thanks for finding me this job.
708
00:54:01,333 --> 00:54:02,833
-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.
709
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:43,875
Can I help you with something, Captain?
710
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,666
No.
711
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:48,375
Are you sure?
712
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:51,083
Please. Just for a while.
713
00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,875
The girls are looking at me.
714
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:22,458
I'm floatingI'm flying at supersonic speed
715
00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:28,583
I'm flyingI'm floating and I do so with joy
716
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:34,541
I'm floatingI'm flying, flight has become my quality
717
00:55:34,625 --> 00:55:41,416
I'm flying, I'm floating with joy
718
00:56:12,375 --> 00:56:17,166
Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. That's me.
719
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:22,916
Traditional. Instant. Vegetable.
720
00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:32,708
Could you go home please?
721
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:37,083
Are you serious?
722
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,250
Yeah.
723
00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:47,541
You're such a loser.
724
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,000
Hi.
725
00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:07,333
Hi, I can see you're awake.Can I stop by for a while?
726
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:10,416
Hello, do you hear me?
727
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:11,541
Now?
728
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:13,375
What's going on?
729
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,791
I just don't feel like going home.
730
00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:20,791
So I'm driving around looking for a place
where I won't feel completely awful.
731
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,166
Because of Klára?
732
00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:25,125
Yeah.
733
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,500
Ring the bell when you park the car.
734
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,625
Thanks.
735
00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:52,458
Yes?
736
00:57:52,541 --> 00:57:56,333
Hello, could you call me
in fifteen minutes, please?
737
00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:58,250
I need to be rescued.
738
00:57:58,416 --> 00:58:00,166
You know what? Go to hell.
739
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:05,250
Could you stop thinking about my appalling
character and help me? Please.
740
00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:09,708
I'm such a cow!
Why am I even talking to you?
741
00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:11,958
You are very kind. Thanks!
742
00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:22,750
I might still have to go to Barrandov.
743
00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:26,208
I'm shooting tomorrow and
there're some problems with decoration,
744
00:58:26,291 --> 00:58:28,500
-so I'm on the phone.
-I see.
745
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:37,666
What would you do if you were me and
found out that Klára was cheating on you?
746
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:40,708
I would try to forget about it.
747
00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:43,791
Forget about it?
748
00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:47,791
I'd just wipe it out of my head.
749
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:51,416
Klára loves you. That's clear.
750
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:54,291
It must have been a meaningless fling.
751
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:58,500
I'm not sure if it was
a meaningless fling.
752
00:58:59,791 --> 00:59:03,833
If she didn't love you, she would have
left you ages ago.
753
00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:06,500
I know her, she can't pretend things.
754
00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:09,708
Or do you think she can?
755
00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,625
I'm not sure about anything anymore.
756
00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,875
I don't know what she wants from me.
757
00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:20,291
And I don't even know what
I want from her. If anything at all.
758
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:25,250
Just don't think you'd be better off
without her.
759
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,250
Or you'll end up like me.
760
00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:30,958
You definitely won't feel any better.
761
00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:39,750
So how is it going?
762
00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:43,083
Yeah.
763
00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:49,125
Really?
764
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:55,083
I'll be there in a minute.
765
00:59:58,708 --> 01:00:02,208
-Sorry.
-No, it's okay. Thanks a lot.
766
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:03,916
What for?
767
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:08,416
Well, for example for not coming up
with a stupid excuse after
768
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,291
I called you in the middle of the night.
769
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:19,375
Alright, good luck at work.
770
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,083
Yeah, sure, take care.
771
01:00:21,541 --> 01:00:23,333
-You too. Bye.
-Bye.
772
01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:38,166
Daddy, Daddy?
773
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:41,625
What's going on? What's going on?
What's up?
774
01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,666
Come here, come here.
775
01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:47,208
Dad, you'll never die, right?
776
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:51,125
What? Did you have a bad dream?
777
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:54,000
You're not going to die, are you?
778
01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:56,666
It's daylight already?
779
01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:58,833
Damn it.
780
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,333
You're not going to die, are you?
781
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,750
I'm going to die,
but only after a very long time.
782
01:02:10,041 --> 01:02:11,291
But why?
783
01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:16,333
What kind of questions is that, kitty?
784
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,875
Everybody has to die.
785
01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:22,166
Even mom?
786
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,375
Well…
787
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:30,916
Are you crazy? What're you telling her?
788
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,750
Sorry. But I have to tell
the truth all day long today. Damn it.
789
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:38,541
What? Don't worry.
790
01:02:42,708 --> 01:02:44,916
Where are you going this early?
791
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,125
To work.
792
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:50,166
I see. And when will you come back?
793
01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:52,791
At night.
794
01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:54,083
Again?
795
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:57,291
What are you going to do all day?
796
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:02,500
Shampoo gave me a role in a commercial.
797
01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:05,208
To you?
798
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:07,833
Yes.
799
01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,250
Why to you?
800
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:16,750
I asked him if he had anything for me.
801
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:18,916
Why?
802
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,541
Because I was fired.
803
01:03:23,708 --> 01:03:24,625
What?
804
01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,750
Don't worry. I'll earn enough money.
805
01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:29,583
I'm shooting all day today and
then singing with the band in the evening.
806
01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:31,166
What band?
807
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,666
Well, Femme Fatale.
808
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:41,458
I'll play with them at a few corporate
parties. So bye, bye and kisses.
809
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:54,916
Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. That's me.
810
01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:55,958
That's me.
811
01:03:56,041 --> 01:04:01,166
Traditional. Instant. Vegetable.
812
01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:07,208
Yeah,every gourmet dreams of instant soup.
813
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:10,875
-Yeah, every gourmet dreams of soup.
-Stop, good.
814
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,791
We'll just get the details worked out.
815
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:15,750
You're great.
816
01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,541
Am I not pathetic?
817
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:21,208
Yes, you are.
But that's exactly what we need.
818
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,458
Are you okay? Can I get you something?
819
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:24,541
-No, thanks.
-Thank you.
820
01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:26,875
Girls, I need a bit more energy from you.
821
01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:29,000
Isn't that leek a bit weird?
822
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,416
Well, I don't know, what do you think?
823
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,458
Could you smile a bit more?
824
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:36,458
Like this, director?
825
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:39,875
Thanks.
826
01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:42,416
So, let's do it again.
827
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:47,083
Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. That's me.
828
01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:48,083
That's me.
829
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:52,791
Traditional. Instant. Vegetable.
830
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:59,333
Yeah,every gourmet dreams of instant soup.
831
01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:01,666
Yeah, every gourmet dreams…
832
01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:04,750
Can you explain to me
what the leek is doing there?
833
01:05:04,833 --> 01:05:07,541
He's looking forward to being in the soup,
just like the other vegetables.
834
01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:11,958
He's tall,
can't dance and is a bit dangly.
835
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:13,958
You wanted a commercial with humor,
didn't you?
836
01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:15,500
Tell the man to ease back.
837
01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:17,750
-It'll be fine. Trust me.
-Tell him to slow down!
838
01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:23,250
Yeah,every gourmet dreams of instant soup.
839
01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:27,333
-Yeah, every gourmet dreams of soup.-Stop!
840
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:31,916
The leek should slow down a bit, please!
Make it a bit more subtle, okay?
841
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,708
But you wanted to make it funny.
842
01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:37,375
Is it possible to slow down a little?
843
01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:39,833
Sure. As you wish.
844
01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:41,708
Okay, one more time.
845
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:10,000
Good morning. Your coffee. Are you okay?
846
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:13,041
Not really. Why are they clapping?
847
01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:16,166
We're all glad that you didn't sell
the company.
848
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,250
That's great.
849
01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:20,541
Well, apart from Max, actually.
850
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,083
Sure.
851
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,541
What are you doing?
852
01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:44,750
The Americans backed out.
I had to get it out of my system.
853
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:46,791
Yeah, sure. Take it easy.
854
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:50,083
-What?
-What the fuck is pissing you off?
855
01:06:50,166 --> 01:06:52,000
That you won't make more millions?
856
01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:55,708
You have enough money already.
Why do you need more?
857
01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:02,125
You're acting like an irresponsible dick.
858
01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:07,333
And I feel better like this. When my head
isn't controlled by a calculator.
859
01:07:08,666 --> 01:07:11,625
I'm sorry, but…
the TV people have just arrived.
860
01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:14,166
Should they wait in the boardroom?
861
01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:15,750
You mean for me?
862
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:18,166
Yeah. You promised an interview.
863
01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:20,583
But I don't want to do any interviews
right now.
864
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:26,041
Don't be cross, but yesterday you said
you wouldn't send them away if they came.
865
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,416
-Did I really say that?
-Yeah.
866
01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:33,250
Alright then. So let's do an interview.
867
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,208
Please…
868
01:07:36,666 --> 01:07:41,041
May I ask you to be nice
and polite during the interview?
869
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:45,000
At least smile a little and don't cause
even more problems with your…
870
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,166
new feelings?
871
01:07:46,291 --> 01:07:48,541
-Can you try that?
-Yeah.
872
01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:52,041
-I can try that.
-Thanks.
873
01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:58,541
Wouldn't a suit be more suitable
for the interview?
874
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:01,750
I'll tell them you'll be there
in a minute.
875
01:08:01,833 --> 01:08:02,958
Okay.
876
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:16,791
Hi.
877
01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:19,166
Hello, listen, I wanted to ask you,
878
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,875
are we still…
879
01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:23,582
What are you doing there,
are you fucking?
880
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,707
Yeah.
881
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,041
Really?
882
01:08:27,582 --> 01:08:28,625
No.
883
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000
So what are you doing there?
884
01:08:31,082 --> 01:08:33,625
I'm preparing my sperm for a lab analysis.
885
01:08:33,707 --> 01:08:35,541
Dude, that's perfect.
886
01:08:36,541 --> 01:08:39,375
It means that I have to tell
the truth as well, right?
887
01:08:39,457 --> 01:08:42,500
Well, you don't have to.
If you don't mind being a loser.
888
01:08:42,582 --> 01:08:43,416
Cool.
889
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,832
Thanks. Have a nice day.
890
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,082
You too.
891
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:56,207
Shall we?
892
01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:57,582
Yeah, I'm rolling!
893
01:08:57,666 --> 01:09:01,291
Is it true that IT companies offer
customers "perfect innovations“
894
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,832
which are in fact
technologically obsolete products?
895
01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:06,750
Does your company do that as well?
896
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:08,707
Yes.
897
01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:10,707
So you admit it.
898
01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:12,250
Yes.
899
01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:15,832
Can you explain to our viewers
how it works?
900
01:09:16,832 --> 01:09:20,582
If we want to make the customer
buy a new program every year,
901
01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:24,207
we must present
the offered products as bulletproof
902
01:09:24,291 --> 01:09:27,541
and at the same time finalize the
development of their improved versions.
903
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,375
There has been recent speculation
in the media
904
01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:35,207
that your company intentionally generates
viruses that infect your own programs.
905
01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:36,291
Is it true?
906
01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:39,457
It is.
907
01:09:39,707 --> 01:09:40,875
And what's the point in that?
908
01:09:40,957 --> 01:09:44,916
The point is that we increase the demand
for our antivirus products.
909
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,666
Doesn't that seem
a little unethical to you?
910
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:51,457
The main purpose of every company's
existence is to generate profit.
911
01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:55,625
Everything else is just a marketing
fairytale to make the customer spend
912
01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,875
as much money as possible.
913
01:09:58,458 --> 01:10:00,333
We're real bastards, aren't we?
914
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,958
Hop, hop, hop, okay.
915
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,958
Wider, come on.
916
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:14,250
Now. That's it.
917
01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:28,291
Is that clear?
918
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,916
Now you.
919
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:31,916
Holy smoke.
920
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,500
Is there anything you can't do, Captain?
921
01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:37,041
That's a question I'm supposed to answer,
right?
922
01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:38,125
Yeah. Sure.
923
01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,125
I can't do it with girls.
924
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:46,500
What can't you do with girls?
925
01:10:47,458 --> 01:10:48,458
Anything.
926
01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:50,458
What do you mean by that?
927
01:10:50,541 --> 01:10:51,958
Everything.
928
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,333
And why?
929
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,291
Because…
930
01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:58,666
I'm a lout.
931
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,541
What's funny about that?
932
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:12,166
In instant soup, yeah, yeah
933
01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:13,416
Stop!
934
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:18,916
MISS VITAMIN
935
01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:21,583
Can you tell me what you're doing?
936
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,791
-Nothing now.
-Show me.
937
01:11:25,291 --> 01:11:26,875
Director.
938
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:31,416
I don't want an allergy sufferer to act
in a healthy soup commercial.
939
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:32,500
What?
940
01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:34,708
This man is allergic to makeup.
941
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,083
It's okay. I can handle it.
942
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:39,250
-We can keep shooting.
-Yeah.
943
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:42,125
Yeah? You have eyes like an Angora rabbit!
944
01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:44,208
We can move him to the back.
945
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:46,208
Are you kidding?
946
01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:48,791
Replace this Dracula, immediately.
947
01:11:48,958 --> 01:11:53,375
Wait. I've been fooling around here since
morning,
948
01:11:53,458 --> 01:11:55,958
so I'll only leave when I get paid.
949
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:59,083
Based on the contract
you should actually pay a fine
950
01:11:59,166 --> 01:12:01,875
for concealing your allergy
and delaying the shooting.
951
01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:05,750
So shut up,
take off the costume and piss off!
952
01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:09,583
-Stop yelling at me.
-Can you fire the idiot?
953
01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:13,666
Hey, be reasonable.
I'll give you the money myself.
954
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:18,791
I don't want your money.
I want that arrogant prick's money.
955
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:20,291
Stop it. Stop it.
956
01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:24,625
Why don't I remember this actor
from the casting, director?
957
01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:26,791
Did you cast a role in a commercial which
958
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:29,291
our company pays
for without my permission?
959
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:32,916
A role for your friend
without my approval?
960
01:12:33,041 --> 01:12:36,833
Or am I wrong? He is not your friend?
961
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:43,916
No, he's not.
He's tall, so he was good for the role.
962
01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:48,208
But of course, if you wish,
I can recast him.
963
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:50,083
Perfect.
964
01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:54,041
You're acting like a douchebag.
965
01:12:55,541 --> 01:13:00,708
You should try to muster the courage
and start telling the truth
966
01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:03,625
for at least one day of your life.
967
01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:13,500
Wait, wait. Are you okay?
968
01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:16,958
Don't touch me, don't touch me.
969
01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:18,500
Somebody help!
970
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:21,791
Get me out of this. Get me out!
971
01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:28,750
Hello.
972
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:33,958
I'm sorry, but could you possibly find out
where Klára's car is now?
973
01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:37,083
It has a registered satellite
search option.
974
01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:39,208
Why don't you just call her?
975
01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,541
I don't want her to know
I'm looking for her.
976
01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:46,125
I was hoping she went to the cottage,
but she didn't.
977
01:13:46,208 --> 01:13:47,333
I was there last night.
978
01:13:47,416 --> 01:13:49,166
You went to the Giant Mountains
to see her?
979
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,291
Yeah.
980
01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:52,333
Can you help me?
981
01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:55,041
I just need to know where she is.
982
01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:57,833
Send me the license plate number.
983
01:13:58,916 --> 01:13:59,958
Thanks.
984
01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:01,375
Bye.
985
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,333
Bon appetite.
986
01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,750
Those bitches put carrot in there again,
man.
987
01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:10,375
They always put it there, don't they?
988
01:14:10,458 --> 01:14:12,041
And peas as well, man.
989
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:13,833
You're such a loser.
990
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:15,166
Good morning. Can I help you?
What size is your wife?
991
01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:17,166
I don't know.
992
01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:23,000
Where are the fitting rooms?
993
01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:25,250
Over there.
994
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:41,333
Damn it!
995
01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,041
Sir?
996
01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:01,750
This is the women's department.
997
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,041
I know.
998
01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:04,500
Almost finished.
999
01:16:08,708 --> 01:16:09,791
Cash registers?
1000
01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:56,416
Hello.
1001
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:59,166
I've found it. Thanks for your help.
1002
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,375
No problem.
1003
01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:02,583
You're not going to do anything stupid,
are you?
1004
01:17:02,666 --> 01:17:03,916
No, don't worry.
1005
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,041
Bye.
1006
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:27,958
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
1007
01:17:28,041 --> 01:17:31,791
I'm sorry, but could you tell me
if she's staying here?
1008
01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:33,666
Are you from the police?
1009
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,750
No. She's my wife.
1010
01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:41,750
Sorry, but I can't give any information
about our guests.
1011
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,000
Sure.
1012
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:55,083
Yes, she's staying here.
1013
01:17:57,416 --> 01:17:58,458
Alone?
1014
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:00,166
Yeah.
1015
01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:02,958
And did she have a visitor?
1016
01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:06,625
No. She left a while ago.
1017
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:36,041
If you haven't heard it yet, the party is
at Cobra Bar starting at half past eight.
1018
01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:37,208
Great, perfect.
1019
01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:40,833
Looking forward to seeing you there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
1020
01:18:48,708 --> 01:18:49,791
So?
1021
01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:54,000
It worked out quite well in the end,
didn't it?
1022
01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:56,333
What is it?
1023
01:18:56,625 --> 01:19:00,083
Feel free to tell me the truth,
I can handle it.
1024
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:04,125
It's shit.
1025
01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:08,583
What?
1026
01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:10,583
It's shit.
1027
01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:13,916
If you think so.
1028
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,375
If you still haven’t returnedthe walkie-talkies to the production,
1029
01:19:16,458 --> 01:19:18,625
please do it now.
1030
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:23,083
That was great!
1031
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:26,458
You deserve a kiss for this, cowboy.
1032
01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:31,666
Would you like to snuggle up to me
in my bed today?
1033
01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:34,833
I wouldn't. And don't touch me.
1034
01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:42,458
Why do you have to act like
an unbearable idiot so often?
1035
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:28,291
Don't shoot me… yeah… wait…
1036
01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:30,291
Grandma!
1037
01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:44,083
Yeah. Perfect hit. I'm dead.
1038
01:20:45,375 --> 01:20:48,416
Mom. There's a gentleman here.
1039
01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:49,625
Who?
1040
01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:53,666
Hello.
1041
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,041
Hello.
1042
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:57,375
Who is he?
1043
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:13,666
Do you remember how we talked about Daddy
the other day?
1044
01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:15,083
Is that him?
1045
01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:20,458
Hello.
1046
01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:39,541
Why don't you live with us if you're
my dad?
1047
01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,875
Why did you leave us?
1048
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,541
I was scared.
1049
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:49,916
Of what?
1050
01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:56,958
That I'll have to stay with you forever.
1051
01:21:57,833 --> 01:22:00,166
And why were you afraid of that?
1052
01:22:07,791 --> 01:22:10,583
Because I wasn't sure if
I really wanted to.
1053
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:12,375
So do you want to or not?
1054
01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:23,208
I still don't know.
1055
01:23:06,541 --> 01:23:07,875
Peter.
1056
01:23:09,958 --> 01:23:10,958
Peter.
1057
01:23:11,041 --> 01:23:11,958
Oh, hello.
1058
01:23:12,041 --> 01:23:13,541
-Hi. Hi, Mom.
-Hi.
1059
01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:15,750
So I wish you all the best.
1060
01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:19,958
And also some nice shows on TV
that you can finally enjoy watching.
1061
01:23:20,041 --> 01:23:23,291
And this is something nice to smoke.
1062
01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:27,291
Oh, thank you, my boy.
1063
01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:30,625
What is that lovely smell?
1064
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:32,083
We have a visitor.
1065
01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:38,083
Good evening.
1066
01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:44,666
I've told you a hundred times.
Stop trying to find me a woman!
1067
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:47,750
But this is Irenka, she's really nice.
1068
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,208
She's the nurse I told you about!
1069
01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:54,708
She's looking for a place to stay,
so she'll live here with me now.
1070
01:23:54,791 --> 01:23:55,708
What?
1071
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,875
She's come to help me with cooking.
1072
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:00,708
Don't you think you should have asked
me first?
1073
01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:04,458
And did you ask me when
you decided to move out?
1074
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:11,958
I just want to say that the turkey will be
ready in five minutes,
1075
01:24:12,041 --> 01:24:13,291
so I should probably go.
1076
01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:20,791
No way! It's my birthday today and I want
to have dinner with both of you.
1077
01:24:30,541 --> 01:24:34,375
How was your day today?
1078
01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:38,458
Nothing interesting happened.
1079
01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:43,791
Come on! Irenka might be interested too.
Right?
1080
01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:48,166
Of course. I hear you teach martial arts.
1081
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:52,166
When I was little, I did judo.
1082
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:53,666
I see.
1083
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,500
Can't you just simply tell us
what you did today?
1084
01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:59,666
I don't even know how you live.
1085
01:24:59,750 --> 01:25:01,916
Mom, please, I don't really want to.
1086
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,000
Can't you push yourself a bit today?
1087
01:25:05,083 --> 01:25:06,583
At least a little.
1088
01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:10,375
Okay.
1089
01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:17,291
I masturbated in the morning
in order to deliver a semen sample.
1090
01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:21,125
Around noon
I was drooling like a real loser
1091
01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:24,291
while looking at my students' breasts
at the punching bags.
1092
01:25:24,416 --> 01:25:27,000
Later I felt really ashamed
at my urology appointment,
1093
01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:31,583
as during my last visit I unsuccessfully
invited the urologist on a date,
1094
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:34,541
right after she stuck her finger
in my ass.
1095
01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:39,666
And before I came here, I fell asleep
for a while and had a dream
1096
01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:43,166
about you and me on vacation
somewhere by the sea.
1097
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:45,708
So this has been my whole day.
1098
01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:50,583
But the dream was really nice, wasn't it?
1099
01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:56,375
There's nothing more desperate
than when a 45-year-old son dreams about
1100
01:25:56,541 --> 01:25:59,541
his own mother putting
sunscreen on his back.
1101
01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:02,958
It was a shitty dream, Mom.
1102
01:26:03,041 --> 01:26:05,375
Like everything else that happened
to me today.
1103
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:06,875
Are you satisfied?
1104
01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:11,166
-I also had a dream.
-Yes?
1105
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:16,083
I dreamed I was so fat that
I wouldn't fit in the tram.
1106
01:26:16,166 --> 01:26:19,833
I blocked the door with my bottom.
1107
01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:26,291
And I was riding like that around
Prague until the driver pulled me
1108
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:31,541
out at Pankrác depot.
1109
01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:37,541
Your effort is pointless.
I won't invite you on a date.
1110
01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:40,916
From the first moment
it is very clear to me
1111
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,500
that you are as desperate as I am.
1112
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:57,458
Go after her at once and apologize.
1113
01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:59,083
Do you have tachycardia?
1114
01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:00,125
Go to her.
1115
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:01,500
-Should I call an ambulance?
-No.
1116
01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:02,500
Are you sure?
1117
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:08,041
I'm sure I'll feel better if you go
and apologize.
1118
01:27:08,291 --> 01:27:12,916
Stop pretending you're dying.
You can only blame yourself for this.
1119
01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:30,083
Enjoy your meal.
1120
01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:17,125
Good evening.
Has my wife come back yet?
1121
01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:20,791
Can you tell me her room number?
1122
01:28:21,166 --> 01:28:22,666
She has a visitor.
1123
01:28:24,625 --> 01:28:25,708
Who?
1124
01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:29,041
A 45-year-old man, I'd say.
1125
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,291
-He came a while ago.
-The room number?
1126
01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:32,458
I don't want to have any problems.
1127
01:28:32,541 --> 01:28:35,375
If you don't tell me the number,
I'll start banging on all doors.
1128
01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:40,500
Sooner or later, I'll find out which room
it is. Very soon, in fact.
1129
01:28:40,708 --> 01:28:43,083
-Three hundred and two.
-Thank you.
1130
01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:49,666
Everything I do is wrong.
1131
01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:52,208
Matthew will never forgive me.
1132
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:55,916
Should I say something to you or not?
1133
01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:58,666
You should make peace with Karel.
1134
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,583
I'll blame myself forever otherwise.
1135
01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:02,666
What do you think I should do?
1136
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:06,000
I don't even know if Karel
wants me to come back home.
1137
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,833
He didn't even call me.
1138
01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:15,166
Don't worry, he'll find you.
1139
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:19,875
Klára.
1140
01:29:28,375 --> 01:29:29,416
Yes?
1141
01:29:46,125 --> 01:29:47,208
Can I enter?
1142
01:30:04,416 --> 01:30:05,583
Are you alone?
1143
01:30:06,541 --> 01:30:07,583
Yeah.
1144
01:30:10,458 --> 01:30:12,750
I thought you wanted to go somewhere.
1145
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:14,750
Well, I didn't go anywhere.
1146
01:30:17,291 --> 01:30:18,708
I'm looking for you.
1147
01:30:18,958 --> 01:30:20,000
Yeah?
1148
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:21,875
Yeah.
1149
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,833
You know,
I wanted to tell you that I love you.
1150
01:30:25,916 --> 01:30:29,250
That I never cared about anyone as much as
I care about you.
1151
01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:31,291
But I'm really sorry about this.
1152
01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:34,166
-Sorry about what?
-That you're lying to me.
1153
01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:35,291
Oh.
1154
01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:38,208
-Who do you have here?
-Karel, wait!
1155
01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:39,958
-Is he in there? In the bathroom?
-No. No.
1156
01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:43,541
No, no, no.
Wait a minute. Karel, Karel, please.
1157
01:30:43,625 --> 01:30:44,791
-Stop it!-Show yourself!
1158
01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:46,458
Karel! Karel! Stop it! Stop it!
1159
01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:47,458
Wait!
1160
01:30:47,541 --> 01:30:49,875
Is it okay now? Am I showing enough
emotions to your satisfaction?
1161
01:30:49,958 --> 01:30:50,958
Calm down.
1162
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:52,750
-Come on, show yourself!
-I know what it looks like, but…
1163
01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:53,750
It looks really stupid!
1164
01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:57,458
We were just talking.
I can explain it to you, Karel.
1165
01:31:00,375 --> 01:31:02,541
Just stay calm!
1166
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:05,041
It's not what you think.
1167
01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:10,833
You're supposed to be my friend
and not hide in the bathroom.
1168
01:31:10,916 --> 01:31:12,750
But I am your friend.
1169
01:31:14,625 --> 01:31:15,833
No, you are not.
1170
01:31:17,416 --> 01:31:19,791
-Karel, please.
-Don't touch me!
1171
01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:25,125
Karel…
1172
01:32:06,083 --> 01:32:07,583
CONCERTS
1173
01:32:16,875 --> 01:32:20,958
You're an angel, Mrs. Hrdličková!
They are all asleep.
1174
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:23,416
If anything happens, call me.
1175
01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:26,958
Don't worry.
Just enjoy your evening with your husband.
1176
01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,916
Well, thank you.
1177
01:32:49,708 --> 01:32:55,250
Then look where thereis no earthly gravity
1178
01:32:57,041 --> 01:33:02,958
Stay down for now, I'm a woman
1179
01:33:03,750 --> 01:33:06,833
I am a woman
1180
01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:14,666
A long white glowing comet sweepsthe Milky Way in the distance
1181
01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:20,625
However, my heat is much closer
1182
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:25,541
A long white glowing comet
1183
01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:29,291
It may be a century-old lady
1184
01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:35,541
But I'm younger, twenty and a couple…
1185
01:33:47,250 --> 01:33:49,291
Tell me
1186
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,916
On behalf of all flowers
1187
01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:54,291
Tell me
1188
01:33:55,208 --> 01:33:57,875
More beautifully than ever before
1189
01:33:58,250 --> 01:33:59,416
tell me…
1190
01:33:59,708 --> 01:34:01,291
I'm totally crazy about him,
he's gorgeous!
1191
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:03,333
Honey, I love you
1192
01:34:03,416 --> 01:34:04,750
Do you think he's gay?!
1193
01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:07,250
Of course he is, just look at him.
1194
01:34:07,625 --> 01:34:10,916
My head sounds like a beehive
1195
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:17,416
our bed makes us warm and protects us
1196
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:22,833
Your words smell so nice
1197
01:34:51,500 --> 01:34:52,625
Great!
1198
01:34:56,458 --> 01:34:58,375
…long, black and white…
1199
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,708
That was just great!
1200
01:35:04,791 --> 01:35:06,458
I knew it.
1201
01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:08,375
-You have to sing with us all the time.
-Sure.
1202
01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:10,416
We'll have so many gigs!
1203
01:35:10,791 --> 01:35:12,500
-Wait a minute.
-Give me five.
1204
01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:14,916
-Hop, hop. Give me five.
-Wait.
1205
01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:16,166
What's up?
1206
01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:18,833
He's amazing!
1207
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,708
What are you doing here?
1208
01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:24,416
Who's babysitting the girls?
1209
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:26,083
What are you doing here?
1210
01:35:26,166 --> 01:35:30,166
What do you think? I'm singing.
I told you in the morning.
1211
01:35:30,458 --> 01:35:32,166
And you like it?
1212
01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:34,041
I don't like it.
1213
01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:39,833
Or maybe I do. I don't know.
I have to earn money somehow.
1214
01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:41,583
Why did you come?
1215
01:35:41,666 --> 01:35:45,125
I saw you buying this dress
in the afternoon.
1216
01:35:45,333 --> 01:35:46,458
What?
1217
01:35:47,083 --> 01:35:49,125
Does it make you feel good?
1218
01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:52,333
-What the hell are you talking about?
-How long have you been lying to me?
1219
01:35:52,416 --> 01:35:54,166
I don't lie to you.
1220
01:35:56,083 --> 01:36:00,958
Or maybe I do, because you're pregnant
and you're stressed about everything.
1221
01:36:01,041 --> 01:36:04,625
Stressed? You're acting so weird.
1222
01:36:04,708 --> 01:36:06,166
And how should I act?
1223
01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:09,666
You're fulfilling your dream about having
a big family
1224
01:36:09,750 --> 01:36:12,208
with the fourth girl in your belly.
And I'm just trying to survive.
1225
01:36:12,291 --> 01:36:14,916
So stop looking at me so reproachfully.
1226
01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:17,125
Oh man.
1227
01:36:17,416 --> 01:36:20,833
-Let's give them an encore.
-Yeah, I'm coming.
1228
01:36:21,291 --> 01:36:22,375
You know what?
1229
01:36:23,166 --> 01:36:28,416
Wait for me here, sit down.
Two more songs and then we go home.
1230
01:37:38,500 --> 01:37:40,833
What are you doing there, Captain?
1231
01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:47,583
I'm looking at boobs,
but they're not really visible.
1232
01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:50,000
No girl will sleep with you
if you act like this, Captain.
1233
01:37:50,083 --> 01:37:51,500
Go!
1234
01:37:51,625 --> 01:37:55,458
Okay. Goodnight. Sorry, Captain.
1235
01:38:10,666 --> 01:38:13,958
Excuse me, have you seen my pregnant wife
somewhere around here by any chance?
1236
01:38:14,041 --> 01:38:16,666
An ambulance came for a pregnant woman
a while ago.
1237
01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:17,541
What?
1238
01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:18,458
And when exactly?
1239
01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:23,708
About five minutes ago.
Sorry, I have to go to the bar.
1240
01:38:31,958 --> 01:38:35,041
Shit. Shit!
1241
01:38:47,958 --> 01:38:51,875
Ľubica! Ľubica…
1242
01:38:51,958 --> 01:38:54,541
MATERNITY WARD
1243
01:38:55,625 --> 01:38:56,541
Ľubica.
1244
01:38:56,625 --> 01:38:57,833
-Are you the father?
-Yeah.
1245
01:38:57,916 --> 01:38:59,333
Just wait here!
1246
01:38:59,416 --> 01:39:00,500
What's up? Are you okay?
1247
01:39:00,583 --> 01:39:02,291
-Wait here. Calm down. Let's go.
-Yeah.
1248
01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:04,958
-I'll talk to you later.
-Ľubica.
1249
01:39:37,541 --> 01:39:39,041
Hi, Dad.
1250
01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:42,916
Why did you leave us?
1251
01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:06,250
Yeah?
1252
01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:09,166
Where the hell are you?
We have to start rolling in a moment.
1253
01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:11,208
I'm really sorry.
1254
01:40:11,291 --> 01:40:12,666
I won't come today.
1255
01:40:13,375 --> 01:40:14,291
Sorry.
1256
01:40:14,375 --> 01:40:15,791
Wait!
1257
01:40:41,833 --> 01:40:46,208
Wait, wait, stop it.
Stop it, Ema, someone's calling me. Wait.
1258
01:40:46,833 --> 01:40:47,833
Yes?
1259
01:40:48,041 --> 01:40:50,125
I'm announcing
the third round of the game.
1260
01:40:50,208 --> 01:40:52,041
We all have to do what we fear the most.
1261
01:40:52,125 --> 01:40:55,166
What? Stop it! Girls, stop it!
1262
01:40:55,250 --> 01:40:58,333
You have to do what you know is right,
1263
01:40:58,416 --> 01:41:00,166
but you're afraid of it.
1264
01:41:01,041 --> 01:41:02,208
That's a good third task, isn't it?
1265
01:41:02,291 --> 01:41:04,750
You know what? I don't have time
for your smart ideas right now.
1266
01:41:04,833 --> 01:41:06,500
Ľubica almost miscarried last night.
1267
01:41:06,583 --> 01:41:10,333
She'll stay in hospital until
she gives birth and I'm totally fucked.
1268
01:41:10,416 --> 01:41:13,875
So confide in someone else, alright?
Sorry. Sorry.
1269
01:41:13,958 --> 01:41:16,416
Come on, girls, we have to hurry.
1270
01:42:05,833 --> 01:42:09,166
And this song goes to everyonewho is affected,
1271
01:42:09,250 --> 01:42:12,791
just like all of us here,by today's tragic death of
1272
01:42:12,875 --> 01:42:15,250
the director of our favorite TV series.
1273
01:42:15,333 --> 01:42:17,416
We are the Stars.
1274
01:42:40,666 --> 01:42:43,625
Who doesn't hop,isn't Czech! Hop, hop, hop!
1275
01:42:43,708 --> 01:42:46,583
Who doesn't hop,isn't Czech! Hop, hop, hop!
1276
01:42:46,666 --> 01:42:49,791
Who doesn't hop,isn't Czech! Hop, hop, hop!
1277
01:43:04,750 --> 01:43:07,750
Full Stop, buddy, happy New Year!
1278
01:43:07,833 --> 01:43:09,291
May you
1279
01:43:09,541 --> 01:43:12,333
avoid all bullets on your mission
1280
01:43:12,416 --> 01:43:16,291
and may your balls be shaken bypretty female soldiers.
1281
01:43:16,541 --> 01:43:20,875
And I hope that when you come backyou'll find a woman,
1282
01:43:21,250 --> 01:43:25,291
stay here and go for drinks.
1283
01:43:25,375 --> 01:43:27,625
Think about it, buddy.
1284
01:43:27,833 --> 01:43:28,875
Bye.
1285
01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:41,416
Don't be mad at me anymore, please.
1286
01:44:59,791 --> 01:45:03,000
Girls, go and play in your room.
1287
01:45:11,958 --> 01:45:15,083
Shampoo introduced you to Klára,
didn't he?
1288
01:45:16,250 --> 01:45:17,333
Yeah.
1289
01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:20,791
He introduced me to one girl as well.
1290
01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:25,291
She was probably the most beautiful girl
I've ever slept with.
1291
01:45:25,375 --> 01:45:30,791
He said she liked it so much that
she wouldn't even mind my stupid bullshit.
1292
01:45:31,666 --> 01:45:33,250
Did she have red hair?
1293
01:45:34,791 --> 01:45:35,833
Yeah.
1294
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:39,250
He introduced me to her too.
1295
01:45:39,833 --> 01:45:42,458
He said he couldn't get rid of her.
1296
01:45:43,458 --> 01:45:46,666
Yeah, he was quite generous, that's true.
1297
01:45:50,875 --> 01:45:54,250
So our famous game's over.
1298
01:45:55,041 --> 01:45:57,916
Shampoo suggested a third task.
1299
01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,041
What?
1300
01:46:00,083 --> 01:46:04,250
That everyone should do what they fear
the most.
1301
01:46:10,875 --> 01:46:11,875
Darling?
1302
01:46:11,958 --> 01:46:15,208
Hi, are you coming? I miss you so much.
1303
01:46:15,291 --> 01:46:17,250
Yeah, we're leaving now.
1304
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:20,958
Don't worry.
1305
01:46:21,041 --> 01:46:24,541
I have everything packed.
I won't forget anything.
1306
01:46:26,791 --> 01:46:29,750
-It's not working.
-Give it some time, it will.
1307
01:46:29,833 --> 01:46:33,250
Even the books.
We'll be with you in a moment.
1308
01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:36,208
-Stop it.
-It's useless!
1309
01:46:38,583 --> 01:46:39,500
Yeah.
1310
01:46:39,583 --> 01:46:41,750
Well,
I'm really looking forward to you all.
1311
01:46:41,833 --> 01:46:44,708
-Bye, bye and kisses.
-Bye, bye and kisses.
1312
01:46:46,791 --> 01:46:48,750
-Exactly.
-Wait.
1313
01:46:50,208 --> 01:46:52,208
Come here.
1314
01:46:53,125 --> 01:46:55,041
Come on, come on.
1315
01:46:55,708 --> 01:46:57,291
We'll help you with the girls.
1316
01:46:57,375 --> 01:46:58,291
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1317
01:46:58,375 --> 01:47:03,833
I can stay with you. I can cook
quite well. And the girls will enjoy it.
1318
01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:05,041
Yeah.
1319
01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:06,875
Thank you, guys.
1320
01:47:07,625 --> 01:47:09,750
-Stop screaming.
-Yeah, yeah.
1321
01:47:31,625 --> 01:47:32,541
Good morning.
1322
01:47:32,625 --> 01:47:33,541
Good morning.
1323
01:47:33,625 --> 01:47:35,625
I'm looking for a nurse called Irenka.
1324
01:47:35,750 --> 01:47:36,750
Irenka?
1325
01:47:42,083 --> 01:47:43,125
Thank you.
1326
01:47:53,833 --> 01:47:54,875
Good morning.
1327
01:48:04,875 --> 01:48:06,875
I've come to tell you that…
1328
01:48:09,291 --> 01:48:10,708
I'm an idiot.
1329
01:48:12,458 --> 01:48:18,000
And that I'd be sad if you didn't move to
my mother's place just because of me.
1330
01:48:18,833 --> 01:48:22,333
So perhaps I'll see you there one day.
1331
01:48:27,666 --> 01:48:29,291
Okay, I'm going now.
1332
01:48:40,583 --> 01:48:43,666
They swore love to each other
1333
01:48:46,333 --> 01:48:48,666
Under the bridge arch
1334
01:48:51,833 --> 01:48:55,250
And then they were together
1335
01:48:57,708 --> 01:49:00,375
Throughout the life…
1336
01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:02,416
-Thanks.
-Please.
1337
01:49:03,500 --> 01:49:06,208
They swore love to each other
1338
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:16,208
They had only modest wishes
1339
01:49:18,583 --> 01:49:21,208
August shooting stars
1340
01:49:24,250 --> 01:49:27,458
And perhaps besides love
1341
01:49:29,791 --> 01:49:32,458
Nothing bothered me
1342
01:49:35,916 --> 01:49:39,083
They had only modest wishes
1343
01:49:41,791 --> 01:49:44,541
Time is responsible for everything
1344
01:49:49,458 --> 01:49:55,416
The one that hides in us
1345
01:49:58,458 --> 01:50:04,250
And one second is longer than a year
1346
01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:10,125
He left one morning
1347
01:50:11,916 --> 01:50:15,583
-And he took their memories with him
-Lovely pancakes, beautifully prepared.
1348
01:50:15,666 --> 01:50:21,083
Who wants them?
Who deserves a pancake? Come on.
1349
01:50:21,416 --> 01:50:22,250
Enjoy your meal!
1350
01:50:22,333 --> 01:50:25,833
And no one cried at all
1351
01:50:27,791 --> 01:50:28,875
-Hello.
-Hi.
1352
01:50:28,958 --> 01:50:31,333
-He left one morning…-So what?
1353
01:50:31,416 --> 01:50:32,458
Beautiful.
1354
01:51:20,833 --> 01:51:23,458
Time is responsible for everything
1355
01:51:28,500 --> 01:51:34,541
The one that hides in us
1356
01:51:37,750 --> 01:51:42,083
Suddenly it speeds up its step
1357
01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:46,250
Time is responsible for everything
1358
01:51:51,333 --> 01:51:54,916
The one who hides in us
1359
01:52:00,625 --> 01:52:06,166
One second is longer than a year
1360
01:52:43,041 --> 01:52:47,958
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