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And this week's hall of shame
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award goes to Dr. Rockso,
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the rock and roll clown,
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arrested again.
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This time for robbing
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the home offices of Holiday
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Homeless Shelters.
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Rockzo was apprehended with $80
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that he intended to use to
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purchase, you guessed it,
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cocaine.
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Nice one, Rockzo.
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Hey Toki, looks like your
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friend is really fuckin' up
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again.
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He's not my friend.
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I've sworn him off.
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You always help out that
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dumb clown.
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But not's no more.
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I realize dats helpins him is
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what show my weakness.
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Dats why I'm takings
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Alsinons meetins.
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Alanon?
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Oh wait, is that like
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narcotics anonymous?
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Nopes it's likes a things
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where yous learns nots to
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helps out dumb selfish
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assholes clowns who ams tries
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to takes advantage of you.
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Well there you go.
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Mail time!
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Oh fuck we got a DVD from
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our fuckin' moms again.
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Fuck.
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I hate that they have iMovie.
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Hey honey, we all just
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wanted to say we miss you.
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None of you call any of us.
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And it's Christmas time.
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What if we died?
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Yeah!
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What if we fuckin' died?
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Then how'd you feel?
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Yah, hows would yous felt
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if we's dies?
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Ohhhhh.
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Oh, mama.
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Geez Skwisgaar, your mom
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really knows how to put on
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the Christmas cheer.
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He he he.
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Anyway, call us.
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Bye!
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Oh and we'll be there
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for Christmas!
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok!
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Dethklock! Dethklok! ?
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I don't like that our mothers
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hang out without us there.
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Huh huh.
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I don't likes dat neither.
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It feels like some kind
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of a fuckin' threat, them like
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ganging up on us and shit.
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It's fuckin' brutal.
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They ams trying
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to ruins our Christmas!
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What is there to ruin?
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Fuck Christmas.
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I propose we does secrets
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Santas.
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[ grunts ]
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Anyway, yeah, Skwisgaar,
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I gotta say, you know, your mom
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Iooks uh really good
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for her age.
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Ok, fucks off.
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I'm just saying.
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Thanks Murderface, yah.
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Why is my mom wearings thats?
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What is shes a fuckin'
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strippers?
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How dare you! That's
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a beautiful woman and shit.
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That stuff she's wearing
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is classy.
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You're just,
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something's wrong with you.
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Uh Murderface?
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You wanted me to remind you
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about your Christmas special
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meeting with Dick Knubbler?
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Wait a minute?
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Christmas special?
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What the hell is that?
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I told you all about it.
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I tried to involve you.
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You passed.
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Another half baked Murderface
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project.
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Probably won't get past
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the front door.
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Run by Murderface, a failure
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with a bad track record.
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You know what?
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You guys can't be a part
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of my Christmas special ha ha!
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You know why?
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Because you all lack
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something very very important.
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And I'm talking about
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the fuckin' Christmas spirit.
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Actually that's kind
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of badass.
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Fuckin' Christmas spirit.
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Like a fuckin' ghost who kills
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children.
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Hey!!
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That's perfect for my special.
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Can I use that?
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No!
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Oh come on!
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No.
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If you use it I kill you.
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Uhh, Murderface, you uhh
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still have this meeting, now.
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Still.
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Now.
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Still.
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Now.
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These Christmas specials can
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be incredibly lucrative.
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I've been talking about this
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with Dethklok for years
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but no dice.
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Well, hey.
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You know, we tried.
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And we might not have
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Dethklok but we got someone
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who's practically in Dethklok.
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You.
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I am in Dethklok.
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Hey, c'mon.
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What the fuck?
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I'm a fuckin' star!
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Yes you are!
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There's the attitude.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Now listen...
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and wait till you hear
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my ideas for this thing!!!
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No.
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I'm telling you William this is
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gonna have to come from me.
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You simply cannot be involved
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creatively.
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It's a no go.
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Okay, babe?
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What the fuck
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are you talking about?
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Well, okay, here's a brief
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Iist of, you know, failures
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to start out with.
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Oh my failures.
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Alright, let's start out with
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this one.
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Number one: Murderface's
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Titty Time Car Wash.
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I stand by that idea.
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Hot chicks wash your car.
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Made zero money and a series
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of law suits.
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I never touched
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those fuckin' girls!
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No the lawsuits weren't
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against the girls
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they were from the drivers
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for vehicle damage.
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Alright number two --
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how about the Murderface
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Planet Piss Cologne?
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What about it?
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Huge failure!
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The FDA found traces of urine in
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every single bottle and people
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broke out into painful,
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irreversible skin-damaging
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rashes.
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That's the point!!!
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My piss is in every bottle!
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What don't you get?
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And finally we got
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the William Murderface
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home pyrotechnics kit.
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I still say that's
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fuckin' brilliant.
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Well there you go.
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You get the idea.
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So here's the deal, captain.
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I run the show.
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I tell you what to do.
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You show up.
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You hit your mark and read
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the cue cards
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and do what I say orrrrr-
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no dice.
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What you mean we cants
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do secret Santas!
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Toki, how many times
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do we have to go over this?
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We don't thinks it ams metals
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to be nice to each others.
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And I fuckins do!
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Toki, why don't you drop it?
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You're driving us fuckin' crazy.
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I aints listens to you
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no more!
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I am going shoppings!
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Yes! Shoppins!
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To buy each and every ones of
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yous a gifts!!
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And I wants to sees de looks on
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all your fat fuckin faces whens
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i gives you greats presents!
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Ha ha! Fucks you!
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I don't believe I've ever
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been spoken to like that before.
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Listen, for some reason
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the judge has taken pity on you.
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I wouldn't have.
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But they're letting you out
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with a slap on the wrist.
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What do you say about that?
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I'm k-k-k-sorry.
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Dr. Rockzo want outta
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this place.
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Dr. Rockzo gonna get
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his shit together.
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Dr. Rockzo don't like Johnny Law
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Iooking down his nose
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at Dr. Rockzo.
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It's k-k-k-humiliating.
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A k-k-k-cocaine.
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Alright, alright, alright.
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As your parole officer,
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I'll be checking in on you
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regularly alright?
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What are you doing?
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Oh! Oh! Nothing! Nothing!
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I'm listening baby, I'm just
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Iistening to you.
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Are you snorting my coffee
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sweetener?
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M-maybe.
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Sorry, go on.
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Stop looking at me.
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Keep talking.
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Is there anybody you can call
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to help you out?
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I tried to call my friend
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T -T -Toki, but he wouldn't
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answer his c-c-c-calls.
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I'll try. I'll try again.
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Alright, then first
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and foremost you're going to
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have to concentrate
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on getting a job.
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Anything, man.
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I'll do anything.
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I've got to get out of this
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jail.
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K-k-k-- the world is
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so different since Dr. Rockso
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been in the lock up.
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Oh k-k-k-look at all of
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these plastic people.
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K-k-oh what is this?
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C-C-Christmas time
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help needed?
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Hmmmm.
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Fuckin' Toki.
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Christmas trees.
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Dis amment brutal.
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Well, you know what?
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It's growing on me.
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It's like having a rotting
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corpse in your house but
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the corpse of a tree you know?
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It's kinda badass.
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And it's like dead
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and then to humiliate it even
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further by hanging ornaments all
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over it like fuck you.
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You know when you say it like
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that it's makes sense.
302
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But still, it still sucks,
303
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you know?
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Shall I burn it my lords?
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No. Leave it.
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Just throw some rotting
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meat on it and pour some pig's
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blood on it whatever you know.
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It'll be bearable I guess.
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Phone's ringing.
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It's mine. That's me.
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Ugh. It's my mom again.
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I'll let it go to voice mail.
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Ugh, when is she gonna get it?
315
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I fuckin' hate Christmas.
316
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Oh that's me.
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Ha, your mom calling me.
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I don't like that she has
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your number.
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Oh, that's me.
321
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Pickle, your mom
322
00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,521
ams callings me now.
323
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Why does she have
324
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your number?
325
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I don't know.
326
00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:08,326
Uh, Skwisgaar your mom is
327
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calling me.
328
00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,328
I think our mothers are trying
329
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to get in touch with us.
330
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Can you take these phones
331
00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,525
and get us new numbers?
332
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Holds dis bags at once.
333
00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:23,441
Yes, my Lord.
334
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I should likes to haves
335
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a private audience
336
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with Santa Clause fors
337
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a brief moments.
338
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And I would likes you
339
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to nots repeats whats you sees
340
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to anybodys or I will haves you
341
00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,285
alls killed.
342
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Of course, Sire.
343
00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,682
Yeah, of course.
344
00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:35,686
Okay, Murderface.
345
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We're going to have
346
00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:37,688
a conference call, alright?
347
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Yep.
348
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That means a call with
349
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different people on it okay?
350
00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,692
Yeah, yeah I know.
351
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Okay.
352
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Uh, and these are the, uh,
353
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Christmas special producers,
354
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alright?
355
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And you know what that means?
356
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,226
Yeah, I know what that means.
357
00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,233
We gotta wow 'em.
358
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Splatter their
359
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,668
fuckin' faces with zazz.
360
00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:52,670
No! No, no, no no.
361
00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:53,671
Murderface, it means
362
00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,038
you say "hello"
363
00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,009
and be nice, and that's all.
364
00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,477
And I do the talking, alright?
365
00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,740
Do you understand me?
366
00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,111
Show that you understand me.
367
00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,581
I think you have some serious
368
00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,582
control issues.
369
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,583
I'm asking
370
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,584
if you understand me.
371
00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,553
Fine! Jeez.
372
00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,919
Gah, I understand.
373
00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,514
Shake it out.
374
00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:12,523
Do what I'm doing with my hands.
375
00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,786
Shake it out.
376
00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,054
Do it. Do it!
377
00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,390
I'm shaking.
378
00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,794
Listen Jim, Marty.
379
00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,729
I mean this thing's in the bag.
380
00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,494
A classic Christmas special.
381
00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,830
Old school.
382
00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,427
Dancers. Excitement.
383
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,233
Fantastic musical bits.
384
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,238
It's gonna be great!
385
00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,501
Oh, we love it Dick!
386
00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,507
That's cause it's in the bag
387
00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:30,508
baby.
388
00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:31,771
It's in the bag.
389
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,142
Hey our only problem is
390
00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,181
the guy- uh Mumbleface.
391
00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,180
Is that his name?
392
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,181
Uhh, actually it's Murder-
393
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,182
Shhhh!!!!
394
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,343
You mean our super star?
395
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,977
Willy? Willy Murderface.
396
00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,248
Aw yeah, he's great.
397
00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,380
He's wonderful.
398
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,423
Oh, I guess we mean,
399
00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:46,425
is there anybody else
400
00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,482
we can get?
401
00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,492
Like a real name?
402
00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,493
You know like, anybody?
403
00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:50,494
Well, let me, let me
404
00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:51,495
just say this.
405
00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,498
Sure Murderface may not be
406
00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,965
the biggest Dethklok member
407
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,502
but you gotta realize how far
408
00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:57,627
this Dethklok thing go --
409
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,636
No, no, wait look,
410
00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,637
we get the Dethklok thing
411
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,638
it's just Murderface.
412
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,696
Yeah, it's
413
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,707
the Murderface thing.
414
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,708
It's just...
415
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:04,709
Uhhh excuse me?
416
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,802
Marty? Jim?
417
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,437
This is William Murderface.
418
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,106
I'm on this call too.
419
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,581
Ha ha. I can hear you.
420
00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,582
I don't, I don't know if you
421
00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,583
realize that.
422
00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:13,584
Then you understand our
423
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:14,585
dilemma, you know?
424
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,951
A lot of people just don't
425
00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,182
wanna see you host this thing.
426
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,224
And it's not you.
427
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,315
It's a Q. Ratings thing.
428
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,381
It's low Q ratings okay?
429
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,392
Hey, guys, can I jump in
430
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,792
real quick here?
431
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,056
Maybe this is a conversation
432
00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,062
for a later time.
433
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,063
We all sleep on it.
434
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,064
Think about some stuff
435
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,065
and uh talk tomorrow,
436
00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,066
what do you think?
437
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,067
Fine. Fine. Fine.
438
00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,068
In the meantime
439
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,069
I'd like to sell you on me.
440
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,503
I have this idea -- it's called
441
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,063
the Christmas spirit,
442
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,267
and it's this fuckin' ghost that
443
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,935
kills children.
444
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,137
And it fights Nazis.
445
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,144
It's like the immaculate
446
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,578
conception with a big ole
447
00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,580
hard on.
448
00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,911
And it just swoops in
449
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,246
on black wings.
450
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,342
Just sleep on that.
451
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,511
See you later, Jim.
452
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,519
Bye, Marty!
453
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,520
Click!
454
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,920
Ha ha ha!
455
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,425
Nailed it.
456
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,425
You sir?
457
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,426
Would you like to talk to
458
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,427
Santa Claus?
459
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,428
Yes mams I would like to
460
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,464
talk to Santa Claus about
461
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,465
my potential Christmas presents.
462
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,234
K-k-k-k-ho ho who wants-
463
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,329
to k-k-k-Toki!
464
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,737
Oh Dr. Rockso,
465
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,331
yous ams Santa Claus!
466
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,671
It donts makes sense.
467
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,234
Everyone's ready to go?
No Toki still?
468
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,244
No, he's pout-shopping
469
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,245
for us.
470
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,246
Right. Then I'll start.
471
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,247
Just wanna keep you abreast
472
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,248
of what's going on.
473
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,249
First off.
474
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,250
What a kick ass fourth quarter.
475
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,251
Good work guys.
476
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,252
Boring.
477
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,345
Don't say kick-ass.
478
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,582
Just don't.
479
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,782
We hads to meets for dis?
480
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,155
Right, so when you're making
481
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,158
money you don't care.
482
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,159
Yeah.
483
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,160
Boy is that right.
484
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,161
Whats did I miss?
485
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,357
Toki, why do you smell like
486
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,831
piss and cocaine??
487
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,527
Oh, dats not me.
488
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,832
K-k-k-m-m-m-hanukah!
489
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,737
A k-k-k-k-hello!
490
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,604
Master, there appears to be
491
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,006
a potential incident in front
492
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,568
of Mordhaus.
493
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,844
Hi, Nathan! We're here!
494
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,009
Oh no.
495
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,651
NATHAN:
Alright guys, looks
496
00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:56,552
Iooks like our
mom's are gonna
497
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,557
be sticking around
here for a little while.
498
00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,592
But we all have to agree
499
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,149
on one thing --
500
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,286
they can't have any fuckin'
501
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,921
booze as long as they're here.
502
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,260
Because you remember what
503
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,856
happened last time.
504
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,368
Right, Murderface?
505
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,565
You know what I'm saying?
506
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,767
[ groaning ]
507
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,366
Skwisgaar, Murderface is
508
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,775
ogling your mother like some
509
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,335
kind of a piece of fuckin' meat.
510
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,710
Yeah, I'm noticing dis.
511
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,510
That's why I'm drunk right now.
512
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,845
Uh, Toki?
513
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,146
Where's Dr. Rockzo?
514
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,186
He ams in my bathrooms.
515
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,084
He's needs a shower.
516
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,087
Dr. Rockzo?
517
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,589
Oh, Dr. Rockzo not feeling
518
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,182
so good.
519
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,453
Ohhh, give me some Christmas
520
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,687
spirit in here.
521
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,229
For the records, Dr. Rockso,
522
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,423
I can't gets you drugs.
523
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,931
Thats would be enablings you.
524
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,398
But I loves you,
525
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,799
even though you ams powerless.
526
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,632
Oh, R-R-Rockso l-l-loves you
527
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,831
too baby.
528
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:47,998
Now you get me those fuckin'
529
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,905
drugs or I'll fuckin' kill you!!
530
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,238
You hear me?
531
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,711
Ah fuck!
532
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,769
Our fuckin' mothers want us
533
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,179
to take them to the mall.
534
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,682
It's the fuckin' worst time to go.
535
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,149
Fuckin' brutal.
536
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,408
Mom, why do you need us
537
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,419
to drive?
538
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,955
Because we want to spend time
539
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,353
with you!
540
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,016
Not your servants.
541
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,024
But all they're gonna do
542
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,025
is drive!
543
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,083
That's all. They're gonna drive.
544
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,561
You can drive!
545
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,495
Family only!
546
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,497
Oh, grandma!
547
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,590
I'm supposed to have a meeting
548
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,998
for my Christmas special!
549
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,299
It'll have to wait William!
550
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,303
It'll have to wait.
551
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,304
Hey, we got an important
552
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,305
production meeting...
553
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,306
Ow! Ow! Ow!
554
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,307
Don't you raise your voice
555
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,308
to me you fuckin' little piece
556
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,309
of shit.
557
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,310
Grandma, no! Stop!
558
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,311
You just missed another spot.
559
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,438
How many times are you going
560
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,447
to pass that spot?
561
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,448
Where? Which one?
562
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,449
Back there for god's sake!!
563
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,450
I can't see with all these
564
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,451
people in here!!
565
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,612
Too late! You blew it!
566
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,619
Oh grandma, he's just
567
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:36,620
trying to drive.
568
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,621
Leave him alone and back off!
569
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,622
We don't speak to our
570
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,623
grandmothers that way.
571
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,624
Take this.
572
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,625
Owww!!!
573
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,626
Mom! Don't slap Murderface!
574
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,627
Owww!!!
575
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,288
Quick! Turn!
576
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,297
What the hell!
577
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,298
You hit my car!
578
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,595
Hey, I have four mothers
579
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,033
telling me how to drive.
580
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,730
What's your excuse, asshole?
581
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,237
Tell them you're sorry.
582
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,295
I'm sorry.
583
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,274
Are you leaving?
584
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,673
You know something Anja?
585
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,676
Now that you're single,
586
00:12:58,745 --> 00:12:59,734
maybe you should
587
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,109
find your sexy side?
588
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,910
Ohh, let's do a fuckin'
589
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,177
makeover and make Anja a little
590
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,014
sexy kitty cat!
591
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,451
[giggling]
592
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,783
[ growls ]
593
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:10,788
I do not like this.
594
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:11,789
I'm not here.
595
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:12,790
I'm someplace else.
596
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:13,791
I'm on a lake in a canoe.
597
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,792
Some place else.
598
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:15,793
Wait a minute, I just fuckin'
599
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,794
thought of something.
600
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:17,795
What'd you do with Rockzo
601
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:18,796
while we're out?
602
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:19,797
They gotta be something I can
603
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:20,798
put up my nose.
604
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:21,799
Oh, k-k-dammit!!!
605
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:22,800
They gotta be something
606
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,801
Dr. Rockzo can sell
607
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,132
for some sweet cocaine.
608
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,968
I need that -- oh!
609
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,304
Christmas gifts for Toki's pals.
610
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,673
A k-k-k-bingo.
611
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,676
Willy, you got time for
612
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,712
a quick conference call?
613
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,712
I got these guys on hold.
614
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,713
Hellooo.
615
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,714
Hello!
616
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,715
How we all doing?
617
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:38,716
Look Jim, Marty,
618
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,717
you said you had some good news?
619
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,753
Uh, actually we do.
620
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,878
We found financing.
621
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,081
Yeah, uh, but Murderface,
622
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,453
we're anticipating,
623
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,923
uh, rejection. From you.
624
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:46,924
You might pass on this.
625
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,925
We just want to lay out
626
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:48,926
the ground rules.
627
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:49,927
What? Hold on.
628
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:50,963
Look I just wanna make
629
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,292
a fuckin' holiday special
630
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,764
that's totally fuckin' metal
631
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,767
and evil with blood and tits
632
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,767
and fire.
633
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,768
Listen, you just need to know
634
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,769
everybody declined
635
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,271
your offer, okay?
636
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,272
Except for one group that found
637
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,433
your negativity and delinquent
638
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,203
following a positive opportunity
639
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,574
to get their message out there
640
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,237
and help you and those people.
641
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,245
Negativity?
642
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,246
Marty help me out here.
643
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,247
It's the church.
644
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,248
The Christian church
645
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,249
wants to finance it.
646
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,250
And control everything.
647
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,251
But you're still the star
648
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,252
and it's the, uh,
649
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,253
Murderface Knubbler Special
650
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,254
don't get me wrong there.
651
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,290
It's still the same thing.
652
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,290
It's still your special.
653
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,291
Uhh, I mean, is there
654
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,292
kind of an issue?
655
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,293
I mean am I gonna be
656
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,590
considered a sell-out?
657
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,155
Is that a problem?
658
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,723
I mean, I'm good with it.
659
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,927
I'm good with it too then.
660
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:30,935
There! We're done!
661
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,266
Congratulations guys!
662
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,203
K-k-k--
663
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,206
hey man.
664
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,606
How much Dr. Rockso get
665
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,143
for this slop?
666
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,803
Hmm?
667
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,811
Hurry up baby.
668
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,177
I got something to do.
669
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,215
Guess what?
670
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,841
Cocaine.
671
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,317
[ sniffs ]
672
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,945
Youuu hooooo!
673
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,353
You know what I do, baby!
674
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,822
And I'm doing it.
675
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,358
Snorting cocaine.
676
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,586
Hey Johnny hot dog,
677
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,650
guess what I just did.
678
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,956
Cocaine!
679
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,224
He didn't even answer.
680
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,492
Hey shoe shine boy?
681
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,691
You wanna check me out there
682
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,758
some of this here, cocaine!
683
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,302
Hey Mr. Zoo animal,
684
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,462
check this out --
685
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,505
cocaine!
686
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,504
Hey little boy with
687
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,904
the b-b-b-balloon.
688
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,636
Check this out -- cocaine.
689
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,268
Don't tell no body.
690
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,642
Hey Mr. Police...
691
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,611
Uh oh!
692
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,876
Now boys I'm pleased as pie
693
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,041
that we are doing this
694
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,277
together here.
695
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,284
Oh fuckin' man,
696
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,285
I mean, I'm....
697
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,412
ha, ha, ha, uh, ha!
698
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,420
I'm sorry Reverend, he's..
699
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:24,478
Iike he hasn't heard someone
700
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,990
say fuck before?
701
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:26,991
You got booze all over
702
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,652
your breath.
703
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,660
Sorry about Murderface.
704
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,661
Boy is he....
705
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,856
you're supposed to be doing
706
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,863
this for me...
707
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,864
Well I understand we all got
708
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,865
our personal quirks.
709
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,526
We just want to keep this thing
710
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,591
clean and get the message
711
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,433
of God out to your audience.
712
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,803
No violence, no nudity
713
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,603
or profane language on the air.
714
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,075
And I got to be firm on that.
715
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,076
Oh absolutely.
716
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,077
You know Father,
717
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,078
I've always thought that
718
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,876
religion is such a wonderous
719
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,474
and magnificent sort of thingy.
720
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,484
You know what I'm
721
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,485
trying to say?
722
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,486
Well I'm glad you feel that
723
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,487
way, Murderface, because
724
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,818
if you lie to me,
725
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,721
I promise that God will
726
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,623
come down from heaven and crush
727
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,594
your soul and take away those
728
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,630
that you love.
729
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,664
Eww.
730
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,926
Hey y'all think you can try
731
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,398
one more time to get Dethklok
732
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,400
involved in this thing?
733
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,731
I mean we got financing.
734
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,270
We got financing!
735
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,430
We got some money here.
736
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,438
We did it!
737
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,439
You really sold it huh?
738
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,169
Yup. Real deal.
739
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,175
Did he really sell it,
740
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,176
Knubbler?
741
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,177
Yes.
742
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,178
I'm impressed actually.
743
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,441
You guys really did it, huh?
744
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,447
Yeah, you want in?
745
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,448
It'll get us away
746
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,449
from our moms?
747
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,450
Check this out!
748
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,577
I'm going to put our stupid,
749
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,177
stupid mothers in the show
750
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,187
so they feel like they're
751
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,587
involved in our dumb lives but
752
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,589
actually it will keep them away
753
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,590
from us more.
754
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,591
Oh! Oh!
755
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,525
Could we have secrets Santas?
756
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,961
[ stammering ]
757
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,258
Yes, yes Toki.
758
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,264
You want a secret Santa?
759
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,265
You got it! You got it!
760
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,266
Oh, wowee! Secret Santas!
761
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,267
Yeah!
762
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,268
Yeah that's all great.
763
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,269
But you guys are gonna have
764
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,499
to do one little thing for me.
765
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,699
Yeah? What's that?
766
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,208
Tell me you're sorry.
767
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,369
Apologize for doubting me.
768
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,179
That's good enough.
769
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,374
I saw the look on your faces.
770
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,814
Apology accepted.
771
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,283
Now let's get to work!
772
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:08,618
? ?
773
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,572
K-k-k-here I am!
774
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,581
Alright guys.
775
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,582
The day has finally come!
776
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,583
We've put so much work in
777
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,584
this so uh..
778
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,585
Iet's get ready to uh,
779
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,586
do a great show!
780
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,587
Ok first off, we got to keep
781
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,987
the booze away from your mothers.
782
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:38,989
They get all weird and fuckin' horny.
783
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,990
Don't want that, k?
784
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:40,991
Secondly, we gotta kick
785
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:41,992
this fuckin' clown off
786
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:42,993
the set alright?
787
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:43,994
Yeah fuck that guy.
788
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:44,995
I don't want that guy here
789
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:45,996
fuckin' the shit up, okay?
790
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:46,997
Thirdly, Toki you gotta get
791
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,998
those gifts because we are
792
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,999
doing the Secret Santa thing.
793
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,000
Oh, cools!
794
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,001
And wish us luck.
795
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,002
Me and Murderface
796
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,231
go out soon, okay!
797
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,739
Live from Mordhaus!
798
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:55,739
It's the William Murderface
799
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,070
Dick Knubbler Christmas Special
800
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,236
with special guest Dethklok!
801
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,280
Welcome to the show.
802
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,712
Were gonna have some fun.
803
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,306
It's a winter magic time.
804
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,112
Being nice to each other!
805
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,618
We're giving some gifts!
806
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,279
We're standing some snow!
807
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:13,121
It's gonna be a holiday time.
808
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,124
Wow, they look like a couple
809
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,125
of fags.
810
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,252
This may have been a bad idea.
811
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,261
Right.
812
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,262
Where's the blood and tits that
813
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,094
Murderface was talking about?
814
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,155
Something weird's going on here
815
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,895
guys.
816
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,960
I bring some wonderful
817
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,470
frankensense.
818
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,471
Great.
819
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,132
That's what I got him!
820
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,334
How do you like that.
821
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,640
We both got him the same thing.
822
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:34,941
Oh, Lord.
823
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,414
Hey, that's blasphemy!
824
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,973
[ laughter ]
825
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,281
No, I mean oh Lord.
826
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,844
Right there!!!
827
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,753
A miracle has been bestowed
828
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,756
upon us this day.
829
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,757
[ awwwwwws ]
830
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,157
[ fart ]
831
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,694
I think he might've bestowed
832
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,889
something into his diapers.
833
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,896
[ laughter ]
834
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,865
The king has truly blessed us.
835
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,026
[ awwwwwww ]
836
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,296
[ fart ]
837
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,302
Maybe he can stop
838
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,303
blessing us.
839
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,361
Something's starting
840
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,428
to smell bad.
841
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,804
Hello!
842
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,142
[ sniffing ]
843
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,406
There's booze in here somewhere.
844
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,004
[ sniffs ]
845
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,571
They locked the booze in here!
846
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,379
Somebody get me a crowbar!
847
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,645
Let's get drunks!
848
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,152
Let's get drunks!
849
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,779
Let's get drunk!
850
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,914
Sire, I was told that
851
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,922
the "Secret Santa" sketch is
852
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,923
next so you must
853
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,981
gather your gifts.
854
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah thanks you.
855
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,523
Now be gones.
856
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,155
My gifts! My gifts!
857
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,756
They's ams gone!
858
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,857
Balloons?
859
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,095
Who would leaves a ballons
860
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,136
ons de grounds and steals
861
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,795
alls my gifts?!
862
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,430
Rockzo!
863
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,031
Lemme in there, baby.
864
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,040
Dr. Rockzo wanna see
865
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,041
the Christmas special!
866
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,042
You are not allowed in here
867
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,043
clown!
868
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,044
Well, check this out.
869
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,479
[ taunting ]
870
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,481
Cocaine!
871
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,482
We'll be right back
872
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to the Murderface Knubbler
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Christmas Special
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starring Dethklok
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right after these important
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words from our sponsor.
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I wasn't picked for
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the team.
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00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,127
That's alright, son.
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00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,128
God loves you.
881
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,129
Brought to you by the church
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00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,222
of Christian Churchology.
883
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,231
Wait a minute?
884
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,393
This thing's sponsored...
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00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:07,428
Church of Christian Churchology?
886
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:08,973
The fuckin' church?
887
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,202
This thing's sponsored by the...
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00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,209
this thing's sponsored
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00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,269
by the fuckin' church?
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00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,508
Murderface!!!!!!!
891
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,243
Looks like another wonderful
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00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,978
but lonely Christmas eve
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00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,144
with just you and me
894
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,517
right, old pal.
895
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,612
Yup.
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00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,350
Looks just like the two of us
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00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,686
again.
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00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,192
[ door bell rings ]
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00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,420
You know what that
900
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,427
sound means?
901
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,157
Oh the Christmas goose is
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00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,358
finished being microwaved?
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00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,060
[ laughter ]
904
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No.
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It means we have some guests.
906
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,863
Well hello!
907
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,909
It's Dethklok's mothers!
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00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,238
And they've been drinking.
909
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,437
Yeah, take your time
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00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,638
staggering in.
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00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,806
This isn't live TV or anything.
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00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,543
Who'd have though Dethklok
913
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would have mothers??
914
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,909
Ha. Ha.
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00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,419
[ doorbell rings ]
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00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,682
I'll get it!
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00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,688
Wouldn't it be great
918
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,351
if its more friendly guests??
919
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,859
Why didn't you tell me this
920
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,326
thing was sponsored by religion?
921
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It's not fuckin' cool, dude.
922
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[ laughs ]
923
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:06,923
Hey, watch the f-bomb.
924
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:07,988
This is, uh,
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this is written.
926
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This is written
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[ doorbell rings ]
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K-k-k-rockzo made his way
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onto the lot of the Christmas
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party, baby.
931
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Oh you, Rockzo!
932
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You fuckin' piece of shit!
933
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,709
You stole the Christmas
934
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presents!
935
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I'll fuckin' kills you Rockzo!
936
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Outta my way!
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00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,106
Here comes...
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Ow! Oh, my leg!!
939
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,248
Ow! Toki's leg!
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00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,518
[ screaming in agony ]
941
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,683
Look we need a doctor
942
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,351
over here!
943
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,360
My head!
944
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,361
Get a fuckin' doctor
945
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,362
over here!
946
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,363
Murderface, I think your
947
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grandma's, like, hurt
948
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or something.
949
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,366
You should help her.
950
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,367
Can't you just let me enjoy
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00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,368
this moment?
952
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,426
Hey check it out Skwisgaar!
953
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,869
I'm getting a hand j-j-job
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00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,133
from your m-m-mama!
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00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,640
Moms, no!!
956
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,233
Oh man she's got that
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00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,641
Swedish grip.
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00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,770
Oh, it's like you playin'
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00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:54,972
that guitar.
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00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,173
Ohhh fiddley widdley
961
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waddley hooo!
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What the fuck!
963
00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,408
That's my girl!
964
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Oh is someone having a bad
965
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,852
Christmas?
966
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You get your hands off her
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or I'll....
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I'll kill you!
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00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:05,856
You ruined my
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Christmas special!
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So uh, thanks folks
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for tuning in
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and uh, thanks for watching
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the Knubbler Murderface
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Christmas Special.
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Roll those credits folks.
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Here I k-k-k--oh!
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This is a gooooood
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Christmas party.
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