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ls there a
secret entrance into Mordhaus?
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You'll never get in.
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You'll die first.
[ coughs ]
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[ laughs ]
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Why are you laughing?
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Because l just swallowed
a cyanide pill.
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[ gurgles ]
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Ahhhh!
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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Ah, cool, Dethklok MP3s.
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''Download this album illegally,
your consequences are grave.''
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[ laughs ]
Yeah, right.
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Click.
Oh, it's gonna take awhile.
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What should l do in the
meantime?
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Oh, l guess l'll jack off.
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[ alarm blaring ]
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[ slow music plays ]
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Ahh!
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Now! Go.
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Mommy-y-y!
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STAMPlNGSTON:
Gentlemen,
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Dethklok has taken the law into
its own hands.
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Preposterous.
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But they are well within
their rights, General Crozier.
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World leaders are smart enough
to know they need
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to keep Dethklok happy,
and so they did just that.
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There is a purchase and thieving
clause that was backed by
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the United Nations this year
that allows Dethklok
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to act as a
police force.
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Just because the United Nations
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can be bought off
doesn't mean it's right.
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lt's not about right or
wrong, General.
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At this point, it simply is.
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STAMPlNGSTON:
Gentlemen, we have reason to believe
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that Dethklok has a secret
prison wing
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deep within the underbelly of
Mordhaus
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dedicated to
incarcerating criminals of music
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and intellectual properties.
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CROZlER:
There are rumors that Dethklok has employed
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scientists to work as in-house
developers in sound technology.
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This could be potentially
dangerous.
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[ heavy metal music plays ]
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lt's too loud!
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How's this?
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Ahhh!
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[ silence ]
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So, uh, that's just a
rough mix of some
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of the stuff you've been
working on.
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[ all sighing ]
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Not too terribly wonderful,
is it, now?
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Am l wrong?
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No, no, it's not.
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lt's lacking.
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NATHAN:
Yeah, yeah.
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lt's like it's --
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does it sound too confined?
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Too confined.
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lt's too digital.
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Yeah, too digital.
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Wait, what?
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NATHAN:
Yeah, it's too digital.
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Sorry if we have very learned,
sensitive, musical ears.
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Yeah, Toki is right.
Sorry if we gots very good ears.
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Uhh, Murderface.
That's...l'm Murderface.
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That's my voice.
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lt sounds like
microchips.
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Yeah, Pickles is right --
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you know, who is
clearly the one who said that.
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l just said that, not Pickle.
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Uh, That's a good Pickles
impression, that's for sure.
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Right, Pickles?
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l said right, Pickles?!
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lt sounds like
microchips in ones and zeros.
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You guys are all
[bleep]ing deaf, you know that?
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You can't tell the difference
between anything.
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Can you [bleep] hear me?
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Can any of you [bleep] hear me?
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Hmm, anyway, we been
working on some new technology
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to get back to analog.
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Yeah, follows us.
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[ slow rhythm and blues music plays ]
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[ buzz ]
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Hello, everyone.
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We've been working on several
new prototypes -- hover drums,
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laser-string guitars,
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electronic STD radar
navigational dildo helmets.
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l can't be too careful.
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No, you can't be
too careful.
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But what we're most proud of
is the H-E-A-R-D.
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Hydro electronic --
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hydro -- you say the next word.
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Electric...
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audio...
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- recordinational...
- device.
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We say ''device'' together.
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Remember?
We worked it out this way.
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Hydro...no, you.
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Electronic...
Now you.
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Hydro...
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No, you go to the next --
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You say ''hydro.''
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- Hydro...
- Electric...
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Audio...
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Recordinational...
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BOTH:
Device.
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To put it plainly,
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we're recording on the purest
analog format of all.
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Wat--
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Uh, sorry.
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Pure -- [ sighs ]
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Sorry.
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Pure --
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Sorry.
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l don't know.
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l'm not a mind reader.
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H20.
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Two portions hydrogen...
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one portion...
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l was going to say the whole
thing myself.
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l thought we agreed l was going
to say that part.
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Continue.
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Two portions hydrogen,
one portion oxygen.
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Equals pure water.
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Pure water.
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- Water.
- Yes.
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And to which what, we will be
soon recording an album on.
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That's impossible.
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Oh, dear.
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This is a laboratory, where
the impossible becomes possible.
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- lt's our job to render...
- Oh, dear.
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Check, check.
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- Observe.
- Yes.
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Begin.
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[ whirring ]
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Check, check.
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Check three.
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Check, check.
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[ heavy metal music plays ]
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[ liquid pours ]
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And here it is.
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Within this container is the
track -- Liquid Purity.
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[ music plays ]
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Wow, that's amazing.
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My brother...
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We are the Jomfru brothers,
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proprietors of
Diefordethklok.com.
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We want you to pay for a good
review on our website.
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We are the fans.
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We are the power.
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We'll give you the song back
when we get the money.
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Yes, my brother, do not fear.
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They will pay.
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Behold!
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Hey, what's this button do?
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DlCK:
All right, guys.
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Guys, guys, l just transferred
all the tracks --
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everything we've recorded so far
-- onto water.
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Okay? lt's all on water.
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So, maybe you guys should take
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five on the messing around,
okay?
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MURDERFACE:
Hey, hey, you take five.
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We're experimenting.
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lt's creative.
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Now, you guys are all
really drunk right now, okay?
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l'm just worried that you're
gonna mess --
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MURDERFACE:
Hey, why don't you have a drink and relax?
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You ever think of that,
you [bleep] tightwad?
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Yeah, you're a
tightwad.
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Copycat.
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DlCK:
Hey, what do you mean, me have a drink?
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l'm drunk all the time,
thank you very much.
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Okay?
Right now, l'm tripping balls, okay?
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l'm freaking the [bleep] out,
okay?
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So don't worry about me,
all right?
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NATHAN:
Hey, hey, record this.
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Ready?
Ready? Ready? Okay.
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[ whirring ]
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Pppbbbttt.
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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.
[ claps ]
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Play that back for me, Pickles.
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Pppbbbttt.
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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.
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You just simply
can't get that kind of clarity.
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lncluding now,
you can't get that.
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lt's actually
clearer than when he did it.
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Hey you play that back for me one
more time for me, Pickles?
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Just one more time, please?
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Pppbbbttt.
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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.
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[ clapping ]
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l'd like to get a copy of that
for myself, on water.
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Yeah, burn it on water.
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PlCKLES:
Really, really rare pioneering recording technology.
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Yeah, we's forwarding
progress.
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We should gets a reward.
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Toki, beat it.
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[ coughing ]
Oh god, l'm gonna throw up.
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Record it.
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l got to throw up.
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Press record quickly,
quickly.
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[ whirring ]
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NATHAN:
Oh, that's gonna sound good.
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[ vomiting ]
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SKWlSGAAR:
l want a copy of this when he gets that done.
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l want it for my own water
collection.
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[ grunting ]
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Ahhh!
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Ahhh!
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[ panting ]
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Oh, man.
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Oh, dear.
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What's going on?
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You're drinking the tracks!
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No, you can't water the plants
with the drum tracks!
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You're replacing the water in
the fish tank
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with the bass tracks!
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You're making Ramen noodles with
Skwisgaar's solo.
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NATHAN:
Pppbbbttt.
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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.
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[ clapping ]
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Pppbbbttt.
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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.
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[ clapping ]
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Chirp.
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