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Gentlemen. You've been receiving
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threats from some of your fans.
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So they're gonna die?
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No, Pickles, they're threatening
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YOU.
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That's, that's a different
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Yes, before the show, we should
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couple safety briefings- I've
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very specific sys--
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Very well then. Anything else?
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Hm. Any new ideas for the
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I remember you all complaining
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that you're sick of the uh--
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Oh yes. Guys? Ares you ready?
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Here's the new merch.
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Dis is "Time travels face bag".
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Time travel face bag, am I
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right?
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Looks like you have, um, some
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bags. What are you doing?
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We're traveling trough time.
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Yeah. You put your Face bag on
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travel through time.
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Dear God! You, boy in the
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What day is it?
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It is Wedne- It's Friday, it's
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I must've traveled through time
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We've figured out how to travel
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time at the speed of regular
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plastic bags.
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Dethklok's UNDERWATER album
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is making huge news again after
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being the biggest budgeted
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history, later followed by class
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lawsuit. The band's front-man
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Explosion had sworn that this
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never be played live.
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This album isn't for humans.
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under water sea creatures.
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will not play it for humans.
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That was several months ago.
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billions of DETHKLOK fans have
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standard petitions. Which did
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until a group of renegade
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instilled the 'suicide petition'
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'terrorist petition'. Destroying
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monuments and leaving the
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littered with the carcasses of
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and other innocent people.
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Though I do not believe this is
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thing to do artistically. I do
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believe this is the right thing
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financially.
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Dethklok is performing DETHWATER
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the first time ever. General
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This is taking place in Poland
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gulf of Danzig. They are
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to the sea. To the fish in the
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Sea.
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Yes. Anything else?
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No Senator. We expect severe
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of natural resources and death
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Very well then. Meeting
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Now is the time.
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Yes, I know. According to the
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scriptures they must be killed.
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apocalypse of Metal will be upon
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Good then our plans are set.
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General. Salacia is in my mind.
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dreadful feeling that something
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is going to happen.
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General Crozier, your transport
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I'm off to meet an important
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ship off tonight and we'll meet
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rendezvous.
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Yes.
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You know who I am.
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Yes.
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I've been trying to reach you
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You're an illusive bastard.
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The only reason you've found me
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because I let you.
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Your brother's been killed.
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And how would you know?
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Because he worked for me.
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He was the best I had.
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What do you want?
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I know who killed your brother.
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you want revenge I can give it
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♪♪♪
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♪ I call out to the beasts of
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the sea to come forth and
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joing us. This night is yours.
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'Cause, one day we'll all be
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with you in the black and deep.
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One day you will all go into the
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water. Go. Into. The water. Live
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Kill them all!
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Dethklok will die.
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I promise.
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Now! Fire missiles!
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♪ Gone are days of man
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empires. Let's transform to take
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in water.
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Cloaked in scales we
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swim and swim on ♪
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What the hell
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is going on?
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They've got us surrounded.
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Quickly, to the
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Penta-PODS.
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Ahhhhhhh!
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Ohhhhhhhhh!
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Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
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Shoot them down!
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Ayeeee!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
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You're mine.
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Whats in de [bleep] names of
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Odin!? What de hell was dat?
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Dude. Wheres ares wes? What's de
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[bleep] did we just flys in?
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What de hell was wrong with your
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guitar sounds tonight?
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What de hells dat supposed to
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It sounded great.
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Nope. It sounds dildos. Agains.
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Dude. It was a fan attack.
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Offdenson warned us about.
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Why do fans feel that they have
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that? What, to get noticed?
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I know. There's so many nice
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there. And then just a couple of
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gotta attack you? It spoils it
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everyone.
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I know, that's sad. It's sad for
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It IS sad. It's sad for them.
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It's pathetic, it just makes me
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sorry for 'em that's all.
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Oh, must be a rescue team. Hey,
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Down here! It's us, Dethklok,
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the middle of nowhere!
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Oh I hope they brought some
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[bleep] food.
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I feel like eating cheese. Like
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fancy cheese. Like what's the
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that cheese? Renoir.
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Yeah I could do that. Maybe a
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Aid, of the grape persuasion?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Oh look. Firecrackers.
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Oh, let's steal 'em.
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I remember what I was a k--
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I'm just sayings I can hears
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ringing out in my monitor mix.
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half assing it.
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How dare you!? I'm selling it,
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kicking ass, you just stand
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(groans), just boring, I'm
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every--
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Yeah well that's the expense of
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playing. You see Toki--
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Dats weird.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhh!!! Who's dat guy!
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Send your men in!
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General, it's a counter attack!
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It's time to die.
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Is will sees you in Valhallska.
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I've always hated you,
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I knows, Toki. I knows.
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That's my bread and butter your
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[bleep] with.
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(fighting sounds)
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Noooooo!
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It's time.
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No, we must pray first, or it
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devastating!
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Do it! NOW!
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Pater noster, qui es in caelis,
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Sanctificetur--
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You have betrayed me.
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Be blind.
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Nooooo!
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What are you doing?
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You, I need alive. Sleep.
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We will meet again.
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The Metalocalypse has begun.
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Chirp.
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