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MAC: Dennis, do you have the tickets?
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DENNIS: Yes, affirmative.
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I got the tickets on-line,
and I got the last ones.
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Charlie, got booze?
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CHARLIE: So what do you think?
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I think that's enough booze to
last the whole movie, right?
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ALL: Yes.
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We're good, we're good.
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Dee, time?
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SWEET DEE: Uh, we have
just about a half hour.
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Precisely, you bitch!
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I need to know precisely.
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28 minutes! I'm sorry.
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28 minutes.
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FRANK: Oh, the city
is like a zoo.
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I mean, traffic jam like
you wouldn't believe.
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Obama's got the whole
thing congested.
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Oh, goddamn it, Mac.
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I told you there was
gonna be traffic, dude.
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I forgot about Obama!
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We still have time.
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We still have time.
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No, but, dude, traffic's
gonna jam us up, man.
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No, no, no, we can
make it, okay?
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Time for what?
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Time for what?
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Where are you going?
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We gonna go see ThundergunExpress, man.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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What the shit is a Thundergun?
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Are you crazy, dude?
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It's, like, the greatest
movie ever made.
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It's about this warrior from a
post-apocalyptic underground
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society who has to travel back
in time to save his lover from
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an evil robot army.
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(Frank laughs)
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Whoo... "No hesitation."
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"No surrender.
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ALL: No man left behind!"
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It's only the biggest
movie in America.
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Whoa, that sounds the tits.
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How? How?
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No. You do not have a ticket.
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Yeah.
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You didn't buy me a ticket?
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I'm sorry.
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What am I? Your daddy?
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Yeah, I don't just buy
tickets for people.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'll tell you what?
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I'll take Deandra's ticket.
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You don't like action movies.
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I don't know, Frank.
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This is just as much a love
story as anything else.
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Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong, and
I'm very interested in seeing that.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, yeah, he hangs dong.
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Mm-hmm.
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What the hell am I gonna do?
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Well, get out of the way,
'cause we gotta go.
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Yeah.
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The clock's ticking.
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Let's, let's go.
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Thundergun!
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Sync by Sp8ky
www.addic7ed.com
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This blows, dude!
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Drive faster.
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Drive faster?
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Where would you
like for me to go?
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I'm surrounded by cars, Charlie.
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It's all these goddamn
immigrants come in to see Obama.
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And none of them
have any insurance.
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That's why they drive so slow.
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Why are you even here?
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The movie is sold out.
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I'm gonna scalp a ticket.
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Oh, shit!
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I didn't bring my wallet.
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You guys gotta spot
me some dough.
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(laughs) I ain't
giving you shit.
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Oh, I'll sneak in.
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I sneak in all the time.
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I just hope we get there in
time to all sit together.
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I don't like to split up.
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Nah, don't worry about it.
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If we get split up, we'll just
yell over everybody to each
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other until they get annoyed
with us and switch.
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You call in a bomb threat,
that would delay the picture.
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That would be very Thundergun.
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We're gonna have to do
something drastic if Dennis
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doesn't figure out a
way to drive faster.
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Yeah, come on, man.
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Where would you
like for me to drive?
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He misses all of his angles.
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Well, you can slide
in front of that Prius.
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Go in front of that Prius.
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Oh, okay, so then I'll be
stuck in front of the Prius
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instead of right
next to the Prius.
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It's a bigger problem
than that guys.
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He's slow at everything.
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You should see how long it
takes him to bang chicks.
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Mac, that's because you
always try and barge in so you
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can see the chicks naked.
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And then I have to start the
process all over again.
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But you waste so much time
talking to them when you should
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be plowing them.
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No, you don't get it, dude.
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You don't get what I'm...
Look, I'm forging a connection
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with these women that will yield
for them the most awakening and
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unforgettable sexual
experience of their lives.
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Whatever!
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I don't care about any of this!
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We're gonna miss the movie!
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Yeah, come on.
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Hey, Thundergun
it up on the curb.
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Yes, go on the curb!
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Thundergun it
all the way down.
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Thundergun's not a verb.
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Stop using it as a verb.
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There's nothing I can do.
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It's the man's name.
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Just calm down. We'll get there.
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Well, I tell you one thing.
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I could walk faster
than we're moving.
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, wait!
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Get back here, you
sons of bitches!
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(car horn honking)
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Thundergun leaves no man behind!
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We'll come back for you!
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Are you kidding me?
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Come on!
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(horn honking)
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(horns honking)
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Damn.
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Please.
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Shit.
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All the streets are blocked.
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Hey, let's ask this cop.
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Excuse me, Officer.
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Uh, we need to get through.
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I can't help you.
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The street's closed down
all the way to Spring.
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Yeah, but this
is an emergency.
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It's not my problem.
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You gotta go around.
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(grunts) All right, we gotta
find a new point of entry.
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Attack the target from
a different angle.
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Whoa! Hold on.
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What are you talking
about attacking?!
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No, no, no, we're not
terrorists or anything.
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We're just... We're trying to get
to a movie, Thundergun Express.
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Oh,Thundergun Express, huh?
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You better get going.
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You don't want to miss one
second of that movie.
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Is it that good?
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It's the best goddamn movie
I ever seen in my life.
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(all groan)
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Dude, hangs dong.
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I told them that!
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I told them!
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I don't want to miss that!
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All right, maybe we take a cab.
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What about that?
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A cab? Dee, don't be a fool!
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We'll never get a cab out here.
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Plus, we'll just sit in
traffic like everybody else.
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Yeah, we'll be
stuck like Dennis.
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(trolley bell dings)
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The trolley!
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The trolley.
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We can make it, Frank!
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Come on!
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Yes.
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No surrender, baby!
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Come on! Come on, Frank.
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I'm coming.
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Come on. You can make it.
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I'm coming.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I'm not gonna make it.
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No, hop off!
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Hop... Don't leave me here!
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We'll come back for you!
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You bastards!
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(horns honking)
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"You take too long.
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You take too long, Dennis."
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Screw you, Mac.
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I don't take that long.
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I'll show you who
takes too long.
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Son of a bitch.
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Let's see.
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We got Amanda, we got Brenda.
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Ah, Alison.
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Let's find out if Alison thought
that I, that I took too long.
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ALISON: Too bad the museum
is closed on Wednesdays.
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I know.
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I guess we can hang out here and
get to know each other instead.
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That's a good one.
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(clicking)
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What's with all the locks?
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I want you to feel safe.
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(tape fast forwarding)
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So your father took off when
you were pretty young, huh?
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That must have been difficult.
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Yeah, I could probably speed
things up a little bit.
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I mean...
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Thanks very much.
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Careful now. There you go.
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Watch your step, ladies.
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Very good. Thank you.
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Hey, guy, can you...
can you take me up the river?
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I gotta get a mile up the river.
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Tour is $15.
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I left my wallet at home.
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I only got a, I got a
quarter to my name.
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Look, I can't help you, pal.
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All right, folks.
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Everybody, take your seats.
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I'll be right back.
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We'll get this tour
underway, okay?
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Hang in there.
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I swear, I'll take care of
you when I get up there.
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Sorry, dude.
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Hi, I'm your new captain, Frank.
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I'm gonna take you
up the river, okay?
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Here we go.
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What happened to Captain Tom?
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Uh, Captain Tom turned out
to be a goddamn junkie!
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Hang on.
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(passengers gasp)
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You, uh, you're going too fast.
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Huh?
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Too fast.
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It's the, it's the fast tour.
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It's the quick one.
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Quick tour.
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(men speaking native language)
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Why aren't you telling
us what anything is?
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Like what?
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What is that
building over there?
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Uh, that's a big building.
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It's a brick building,
red brick building.
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I don't know that
the hell it is.
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It's a old building.
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(clamoring in native language)
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Can you please use microphone?
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Very difficult for people
to hear in back, okay?
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Oh, oh, the microphone.
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Okay. All right. (spits)
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You hear that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay.
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Well, we're on the Schuylkill River,
and, uh, it's home to many, uh, weird
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fish-like creatures.
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And also the depository of, uh,
all of the unsolved crimes and
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murders in Philadelphia.
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(group murmuring with interest)
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Yeah.
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That trolley kicked ass.
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We're just like a couple blocks
from the theater, I think.
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Yeah.
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Thundergun himself would have
been proud of that move.
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Of course, he'd be proud.
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We didn't hesitate.
269
00:07:55,991 --> 00:07:56,623
We didn't surrender.
270
00:07:56,691 --> 00:07:57,090
Yeah.
271
00:07:57,159 --> 00:07:58,591
We did leave a couple
men behind, though.
272
00:07:58,660 --> 00:07:59,225
That's true.
273
00:07:59,294 --> 00:08:00,728
But we didn't hesitate to
leave those men behind.
274
00:08:00,797 --> 00:08:01,462
Yeah.
275
00:08:01,531 --> 00:08:02,730
Plus, I hung dong
on the trolley.
276
00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:03,297
You guys missed that.
277
00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:03,898
No, I didn't miss it.
278
00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:04,432
I saw it.
279
00:08:04,501 --> 00:08:05,133
I just chose to ignore it.
280
00:08:05,202 --> 00:08:05,900
I saw it.
281
00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:07,402
Looked like a button
in a fur coat.
282
00:08:07,471 --> 00:08:09,471
Either way, it was
totally Thundergun.
283
00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:11,807
If Thundergun's dong looks like that,
we should all get our money back.
284
00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,475
Yeah, I'm walking
out of the movie.
285
00:08:13,544 --> 00:08:14,810
It was more of a ding
than a dong really, Mac.
286
00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:17,146
I got a lot of good ones and thumbs up and...
(car horn honking)
287
00:08:17,215 --> 00:08:18,147
Aw.
288
00:08:18,216 --> 00:08:18,814
Goddamn it.
289
00:08:18,883 --> 00:08:20,283
Another closure.
290
00:08:20,351 --> 00:08:23,720
All right, think, think.
What would Thundergun do right now?
291
00:08:23,789 --> 00:08:24,621
Oh, shit.
292
00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:26,456
Okay, listen, hear me out.
293
00:08:26,525 --> 00:08:28,057
Let's fire down that sewer.
294
00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:29,092
Frank and I do it all the time.
295
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:29,826
I know my way around.
296
00:08:29,894 --> 00:08:30,726
We'll be over there in a jiff.
297
00:08:30,795 --> 00:08:32,027
Uh, I don't know.
298
00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:33,295
Sewer, huh?
299
00:08:33,364 --> 00:08:34,797
All right, let's do it.
300
00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:35,497
We've come this far, right?
301
00:08:35,566 --> 00:08:36,431
Right?
302
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,332
No, no, no, no.
303
00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:38,533
Our clothes will
get soaking wet.
304
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,035
It's going to ruin
the whole movie.
305
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:40,735
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
306
00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:41,536
I know what it is.
307
00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,004
He's scared he's going to be too
fat to fit down that gutter.
308
00:08:43,073 --> 00:08:43,739
That is what it is.
309
00:08:43,807 --> 00:08:44,439
No, it isn't.
310
00:08:44,508 --> 00:08:45,207
It has nothing to do with it.
311
00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:46,509
Look, sewers are
disgusting, that's why.
312
00:08:46,578 --> 00:08:48,277
Your big fat body is
what's disgusting.
313
00:08:48,346 --> 00:08:49,545
And you're embarrassed about it.
314
00:08:49,615 --> 00:08:51,448
We are not going in the
sewer, and that is final.
315
00:08:51,517 --> 00:08:51,948
(car horn honking)
316
00:08:52,017 --> 00:08:52,549
Oh, oh, yeah?
317
00:08:52,618 --> 00:08:53,450
Ah.
318
00:08:53,519 --> 00:08:56,620
Guys, guys, guys, come on.
319
00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:58,788
Don't... goddamn it.
320
00:08:58,857 --> 00:09:00,890
I'm coming through, guys.
321
00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,592
Here I come.
322
00:09:02,661 --> 00:09:03,426
Here I come.
323
00:09:03,495 --> 00:09:04,361
Oh, wait.
324
00:09:04,429 --> 00:09:06,096
Oh, you know what?
325
00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:09,532
It turns out I-I am...
I am too muscular, and I-I can't fit through.
326
00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:10,633
Look like you're stuck, huh?
327
00:09:10,702 --> 00:09:11,434
Well, yeah.
328
00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:13,836
So my-my-my muscles stop
me from gaining access.
329
00:09:13,905 --> 00:09:14,971
Sorry, Mac.
330
00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,273
Why don't you guys come out, and then...
I'll tell you what?
331
00:09:17,342 --> 00:09:18,107
We'll come back for you.
332
00:09:18,176 --> 00:09:18,607
Yeah.
333
00:09:18,676 --> 00:09:20,343
That's what I told Dennis
and Frank, and I was lying.
334
00:09:20,411 --> 00:09:21,110
I know.
335
00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:23,413
So are we...!
336
00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:26,483
You sons of bitches!
337
00:09:26,552 --> 00:09:28,619
Oh, you sons of bitches!
338
00:09:28,688 --> 00:09:30,020
You sons of bitches!
339
00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:32,957
Out of the way,
you fat dickhead.
340
00:09:33,026 --> 00:09:34,092
(car horn honking)
341
00:09:34,161 --> 00:09:35,827
Thank you. Thank you.
342
00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:37,829
Thank you. Thank you.
343
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,500
No surrender.
344
00:09:42,569 --> 00:09:44,569
No surrender.
345
00:09:55,414 --> 00:09:56,515
Shitty bike.
346
00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:59,016
(car horns honking)
347
00:10:07,326 --> 00:10:08,559
(rewinds tape)
348
00:10:08,628 --> 00:10:09,320
(on tape): You seem cold.
349
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,530
Perhaps you'd be more
comfortable under the covers.
350
00:10:12,599 --> 00:10:13,464
Now, we're talking.
351
00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,565
Okay, Alison.
352
00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:15,900
All right.
353
00:10:15,969 --> 00:10:16,968
Hey, hey, guys.
354
00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:19,203
What are you do...
Mac, can we help you?
355
00:10:19,272 --> 00:10:20,338
Goddamn, Mac.
356
00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:22,507
Oh, oh, I thought I
heard you call my name.
357
00:10:22,575 --> 00:10:23,441
I did not call your name.
358
00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:24,843
Oh, okay.
359
00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,012
Well, I'll be right outside
if you need anything.
360
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,647
We're not gonna need
anything, okay?
361
00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:30,415
If fact, go ahead and
leave the keys in here.
362
00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:32,718
Now I have to re-demonstrate my values,
so that's gonna increase the time.
363
00:10:32,787 --> 00:10:33,385
(locks clicking on tape)
364
00:10:33,454 --> 00:10:35,387
I think I need to
be getting home.
365
00:10:35,456 --> 00:10:37,222
My mom is going to
start to worry.
366
00:10:37,324 --> 00:10:38,189
Wait. Your mom?
367
00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,891
How old are you?
368
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,059
Sixteen.
369
00:10:41,127 --> 00:10:42,026
Sixteen?!
370
00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:43,728
No get... what are you...
get... Whoa, shit.
371
00:10:43,797 --> 00:10:44,329
That's not good.
372
00:10:44,397 --> 00:10:45,230
Why do I still have this tape?
373
00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:47,231
That's ridiculous.
374
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,234
(car horns honking)
375
00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:52,102
Goddamn it.
376
00:10:52,171 --> 00:10:54,104
Shit.
377
00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:06,284
Well, now, this is an
interesting development.
378
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,455
(mouthing)
379
00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:18,429
I gotta say, Charlie, this
sewer is pretty gross, but
380
00:11:18,498 --> 00:11:20,264
it's not nearly as gross as
I thought it was gonna be.
381
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,299
No, it's no bad now.
382
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,434
But like any minute, you know, a
wall of water could just come
383
00:11:23,503 --> 00:11:24,902
gushing through here.
384
00:11:24,971 --> 00:11:25,769
So we should keep moving.
385
00:11:25,871 --> 00:11:27,471
Wait, wall of water?
386
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,506
Yeah, well, you know,
it's not just water.
387
00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:32,543
It's like dog shit and street sludge.
You know, they divert it to
388
00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:34,444
different channels
throughout the day.
389
00:11:34,513 --> 00:11:35,011
Oh, my God.
390
00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,012
You know, it's sewage.
391
00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:36,613
It's sewage.
392
00:11:36,681 --> 00:11:36,946
Yeah.
393
00:11:37,015 --> 00:11:37,580
Oh, you know what, Dee?
394
00:11:37,649 --> 00:11:38,915
Dee?
395
00:11:38,984 --> 00:11:40,617
Can we get naked really quick?
396
00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:42,920
No.
397
00:11:42,988 --> 00:11:43,687
Oh, right.
398
00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:44,588
Do you mind if I do?
399
00:11:44,657 --> 00:11:45,489
Mm-hmm.
400
00:11:45,558 --> 00:11:48,393
Well, see the thing is, like,
if a, if a wall of water comes
401
00:11:48,462 --> 00:11:51,096
through, it's actually pretty
sweet to be naked 'cause then
402
00:11:51,165 --> 00:11:52,564
you can hold your clothes up.
403
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:55,401
You know, and then that piss and
shit just kind of flows over you.
404
00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:57,069
It's more refreshing
than you think.
405
00:11:57,138 --> 00:11:59,005
And then you have dry
clothes afterwards.
406
00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:02,375
And it's a lot better than having
the sewage on your clothes.
407
00:12:02,444 --> 00:12:03,176
I understand.
408
00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:05,244
And I'm a little relieved, but
it's still not good enough
409
00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:08,115
for, so I'm going to
keep my clothes on.
410
00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:09,850
Oh, look at Queen Dee, who's
too good to get naked with her
411
00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:10,551
buddy all of a sudden.
412
00:12:10,619 --> 00:12:12,586
Okay, I don't...
why are you making it about that?
413
00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:13,953
I just... I didn't want...
You know what? t?
414
00:12:14,022 --> 00:12:15,588
This is a preposterous
conversation we're having.
415
00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:17,257
This is a functional
conversation.
416
00:12:17,326 --> 00:12:18,658
This is a preposterous
conversation.
417
00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:19,359
This is not a sexual thing.
418
00:12:19,427 --> 00:12:19,959
You know what?
419
00:12:20,028 --> 00:12:20,627
Let's just go.
420
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:21,228
Let's just go.
421
00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:22,028
There's no walls of water.
422
00:12:22,097 --> 00:12:23,229
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
423
00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:24,264
Shit.
424
00:12:24,332 --> 00:12:25,098
My shoe's stuck.
425
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:25,999
Well, pull it out.
426
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:28,669
If I could pull it out,
would it be stuck?
427
00:12:28,737 --> 00:12:29,436
Take your shoe off.
428
00:12:29,505 --> 00:12:31,439
I'm not going to take my shoe
off and walk around barefoot in
429
00:12:31,507 --> 00:12:32,707
this disgusting sewer.
430
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:34,776
Oh, the queen again, everyone.
431
00:12:34,845 --> 00:12:35,577
The queen speaks.
432
00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:36,044
Shut up.
433
00:12:36,113 --> 00:12:37,279
Charlie, we don't
have time for this.
434
00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:38,147
I have an idea, though.
435
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,149
Why don't you take your shoes
off and give them to me?
436
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,150
No, you'll stretch mine out.
437
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,885
No, come on, Charlie, you
were fine taking all your
438
00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:44,653
clothes off and walking
around in this gross place.
439
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,389
Dee, you'll stretch them out.
440
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,758
All right, Charlie, stop
screwing around, okay?
441
00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:50,626
We're going to miss the movie.
442
00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:52,628
No, we're...
443
00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:54,675
You're right.
444
00:12:54,744 --> 00:12:55,876
Where are you going?
445
00:12:55,945 --> 00:12:56,610
What are you doing?
446
00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:57,344
I'll come back for you.
447
00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:58,145
No. No.
448
00:12:58,214 --> 00:12:58,846
I'll come back for you.
449
00:12:58,915 --> 00:12:59,547
Don't... don't you do that.
450
00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:01,982
Don't you...
Charlie, get back here right now!
451
00:13:02,051 --> 00:13:02,984
Goddamn it!
452
00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,452
Oh, goddamn it!
453
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,319
Aw, man!
454
00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:06,153
Come on.
455
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:07,622
Come on.
456
00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:09,390
(rumbling)
457
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:11,359
What is that?
458
00:13:11,427 --> 00:13:12,760
What is that?
459
00:13:12,829 --> 00:13:14,295
Charlie?
460
00:13:14,363 --> 00:13:15,563
Is that the wall of water?
461
00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:16,831
No, Charlie.
462
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,933
Charlie, I hear the
wall of water!
463
00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:20,935
Come back for me!
464
00:13:24,674 --> 00:13:26,608
(screams)
465
00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:39,111
So they'll send a tow
truck and everything?
466
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:39,912
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
467
00:13:39,981 --> 00:13:40,613
Don't worry about that.
468
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:41,881
Tow truck is on its way.
469
00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:43,316
I see you were born 1985.
470
00:13:43,384 --> 00:13:44,150
Si.
471
00:13:44,219 --> 00:13:45,885
Yeah, so everything
checks out there.
472
00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:47,219
Beautiful.
473
00:13:47,288 --> 00:13:49,021
Oh, it's so cool that you own
a chain of auto body repair
474
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,022
shops.
475
00:13:50,091 --> 00:13:50,956
I wish I new how to fix cars.
476
00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:52,224
Oh, yeah.
477
00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:54,159
Well, auto body repair has
always been a bit of a passion
478
00:13:54,228 --> 00:13:55,227
of mine.
479
00:13:55,296 --> 00:13:57,997
I also invented Facebook
with the Winklevoss twins.
480
00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:58,697
Really?
481
00:13:58,766 --> 00:13:59,498
Yeah, yeah.
482
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:00,532
Zuckerberg didn't do shit.
483
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:01,901
Yeah, he really screwed
us on that one.
484
00:14:01,969 --> 00:14:03,569
I got some hush money,
so it's all good.
485
00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:05,905
It's all good.
486
00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:09,475
But, uh, I don't want to waste
anymore time here, so...
487
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,943
No man left behind!
488
00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:11,978
Goddamn it, Mac.
489
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:15,014
What the hell are
you doing here?
490
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,817
I came back for you like I said
I would, like Thundergun does.
491
00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,185
Who's the brown girl?
492
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:20,320
Uh, Elena.
493
00:14:20,388 --> 00:14:22,055
We got into a little bit
of a fender bender.
494
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,490
She was on her way to seeThundergun, too.
495
00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:24,491
What are the odds of that, huh?
496
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,592
I seen it twice already.
497
00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:27,294
Oh, it's amazing.
498
00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:28,429
What's with the helmet, bro?
499
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:29,597
Pretty cool, huh?
500
00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:30,464
Yeah, bonito.
501
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,232
Dude, the helmet
is sweet as shit.
502
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:33,067
It's very Thundergun.
503
00:14:33,135 --> 00:14:33,634
(car horn honking)
504
00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:35,469
I'm going to wear
it during the movie.
505
00:14:35,537 --> 00:14:36,003
(car horn honking)
506
00:14:36,071 --> 00:14:37,270
Looks like traffic is
clearing up, huh?
507
00:14:37,339 --> 00:14:38,038
Yeah, it does.
508
00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:38,972
All right.
509
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,974
Punch it.
510
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:45,112
And Charlie and I,
we go down the sewer.
511
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:48,215
And first thing we do is to
preserve our clothes, we take...
512
00:14:48,284 --> 00:14:49,716
take our clothes off.
513
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:52,552
We get totally naked because
you don't want to get wet.
514
00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:53,753
We ball our clothes up.
515
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,455
We stick them up
some place high.
516
00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:57,657
There's this waitress who
Charlie's in love with.
517
00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:59,459
And, uh, I banged her.
518
00:14:59,528 --> 00:15:02,595
Charlie got really upset
when I banged the waitress.
519
00:15:02,664 --> 00:15:03,796
Uh, but it was a lot of fun.
520
00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:05,031
She was a nice piece of ass.
521
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,766
We don't know who
you're talking about.
522
00:15:06,835 --> 00:15:07,567
Charlie.
523
00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:08,201
He's my buddy.
524
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,002
We sleep together.
525
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,169
We hang out together.
526
00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:11,670
Once I pooped in the bed.
527
00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:13,072
I blamed it on him.
528
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,106
(laughs)
529
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,609
One time the guys got
hooked on crack.
530
00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:18,277
It was really crazy.
531
00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:20,645
Well, they found a
baby in a Dumpster.
532
00:15:20,714 --> 00:15:22,847
They wanted to make some money
with the baby, but nobody would
533
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,050
buy the baby because
it was white.
534
00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:26,451
So they had to turn it brown.
535
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,852
We were fighting over the sword.
536
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:30,956
And just about when we were about
to hit each other with the
537
00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:34,792
sword, Social Services came in,
thought we were killing the baby.
538
00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:37,195
I-I don't
understand this tour.
539
00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:38,796
Charlie wrote this musical.
540
00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:40,897
Oh, man, it was really funny.
541
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:42,666
I played a troll on the musical.
542
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,433
A troll?
543
00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:44,167
Yeah.
544
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,369
And it's called TheNightman Cometh.
545
00:15:46,438 --> 00:15:48,104
I could sing you my
song, if you like.
546
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:48,871
(speaking native language)
547
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,274
You gotta... you gotta pay the
troll toll to get into this
548
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,343
boy's hole.
549
00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:58,814
Yeah, and, uh...
But you gotta pay to get in.
550
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,750
I was saying, "soul."
551
00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:04,220
He thought I was
saying, "boy's hole."
552
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:07,757
One of the things I like doing
most is banging whores.
553
00:16:07,826 --> 00:16:11,027
I, uh, I go out and
bang a lot of whores.
554
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,169
Listen, here's the thing.
555
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,505
I'm going to have to
jump off here.
556
00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:23,709
So you guys enjoy the rest of
the tour on your own, okay?
557
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:25,911
How are we supposed to
get back to our tour bus?
558
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,179
That's your problem.
559
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:28,947
Welcome to Philly.
560
00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:31,049
(all yelling)
561
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:34,252
No hesitation.
562
00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:35,853
Nah, no surrender.
563
00:16:35,922 --> 00:16:37,422
No hesitation.
564
00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:38,656
No surrender.
565
00:16:38,725 --> 00:16:39,824
No surrender.
566
00:16:39,893 --> 00:16:41,092
No surrender.
567
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,727
No surren... (siren whoops)
568
00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:45,996
Oh, shit.
569
00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:48,732
I surrender.
570
00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:53,037
Coming soon to a
theater near you.
571
00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:56,173
All right, okay, there's
a nice way to do that.
572
00:16:56,242 --> 00:16:57,342
There's a nice way to do that.
573
00:16:57,411 --> 00:17:00,545
From the director...
Ooh! Aah!
574
00:17:00,614 --> 00:17:02,214
That's tart.
575
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,916
This seat taken right here?
576
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:05,083
Charlie, you made it.
577
00:17:05,152 --> 00:17:07,753
What's up, Mac?!
578
00:17:07,821 --> 00:17:09,588
I got a seat right
in the middle, bro.
579
00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:11,089
Aw, dude, that's an
awesome helmet, man.
580
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,057
Thanks, dude.
581
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:12,857
Yo, where's Dee?
582
00:17:12,926 --> 00:17:14,493
Uh, she couldn't
make it, bro.
583
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:15,727
Wasn't Thundergun enough.
584
00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:16,527
How about Dennis?
585
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:17,428
Oh, yeah, he's here.
586
00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:19,563
He's Thundergunning some
Mexican chick in the back.
587
00:17:19,632 --> 00:17:20,364
Nice.
588
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,199
He's moving a lot faster
than usual, huh?
589
00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:23,567
I think he's
getting a hand job.
590
00:17:23,636 --> 00:17:24,301
Oh, I am.
591
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:25,368
Hand job.
592
00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,837
Hey, can you guys,
uh, maybe be quiet?
593
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,472
Well, why don't you switch
seats with us if it's bothering
594
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:30,106
you so much.
595
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,374
Just switch seats, you
know what I mean?
596
00:17:31,443 --> 00:17:32,509
Just switch seats.
597
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:33,910
Yeah, okay.
598
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:34,544
All right.
599
00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:37,113
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
600
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,917
Squeeze in, squeeze in.
601
00:17:40,986 --> 00:17:41,752
Hey, Dee, you made it.
602
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,120
Yeah, you bet
your ass I made it.
603
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:43,854
Charlie, my clothes are dry.
604
00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:44,588
You held them over your head?
605
00:17:44,657 --> 00:17:45,155
Took them all off.
606
00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:45,756
Held them over my head.
607
00:17:45,825 --> 00:17:46,857
I told you that
water was coming.
608
00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:47,458
No problem. Yeah.
609
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:48,092
Excuse me, Miss?
610
00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:48,726
Yeah.
611
00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:49,994
But your stench
is unbearable.
612
00:17:50,063 --> 00:17:50,561
It's bad, isn't it?
613
00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:50,929
Yes.
614
00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:52,263
That's shit in my
hair, that's why.
615
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,931
What if you switch seats, and
then I can be closer to those
616
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,332
guys and you can...
Babe, let's get outta here.
617
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:58,569
We won't smell as much, and
then you won't hear all the
618
00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:01,905
talking and...
Congratulations.
619
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:02,605
This is a much better seat.
620
00:18:02,674 --> 00:18:04,073
So the water wall came, huh?
621
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,107
Yeah, came with a vengeance.
622
00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:07,009
Dennis is getting a
hand job in the back.
623
00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:07,509
Seriously?
624
00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:08,310
Yeah.
625
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,111
Oh, congratulations.
626
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,212
Well, we're all here.
627
00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,346
Except Frank.
628
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,682
I wonder where Frank is?
629
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,617
Okay, you got one phone
call, make it quick.
630
00:18:15,686 --> 00:18:17,819
Thank you, ma'am.
631
00:18:26,462 --> 00:18:29,030
911. What is your emergency?
632
00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:32,734
I'd like to report
a bomb threat.
633
00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:35,170
He's not qualified...
Would you shut up?
634
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,338
The movie's about to start.
635
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:36,838
Can you shut up?
636
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,006
Well, switch with us if
you're getting so upset.
637
00:18:39,075 --> 00:18:39,607
Fine.
638
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:41,208
Yeah, why don't you
go up there and then...
639
00:18:41,277 --> 00:18:42,043
We're having a conversation.
640
00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,077
Bad attitude.
641
00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:43,711
Talk about shutting up.
642
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,279
Dennis, you're going
to like the seat.
643
00:18:45,348 --> 00:18:46,747
At a certain point, it's your
fault, you know what I mean, for
644
00:18:46,816 --> 00:18:47,347
not moving.
645
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:48,649
That's right.
646
00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:49,750
This is Elena, everybody.
647
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:50,484
Oh! Oh!
648
00:18:50,552 --> 00:18:52,886
(fanfare playing)
649
00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:55,656
This is going to be bad ass!
650
00:19:01,064 --> 00:19:02,531
(audience murmuring)
651
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,332
What's going on?
652
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,535
Folks, please don't panic, but
we've received a bomb threat.
653
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,804
We ask that you remain calm
and exit the theater in an
654
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:09,805
orderly fashion.
655
00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:12,441
Bomb threat?
656
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,309
No.
657
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:14,077
Bomb threat?
658
00:19:14,145 --> 00:19:15,577
Oh, shit.
659
00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:17,434
Goddamn it, Frank.
660
00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:19,485
He Thundergunned all of us.
661
00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:21,347
He Thundergunned
the shit out of us.
662
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:22,782
Frank?
663
00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:24,007
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