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- Come on Hulk!
- Get em Hulk!
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Come on, Hulk!
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I have a question though.
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What's going on with Hulk Hogan's hair?
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It's blond and yet it's silken,
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like that of a Chinese man.
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Ah yes...
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Uh, that is Hulk Hogan's signature's look.
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Blonde, Chinese hair...
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And skin of a hot dog.
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It's awesome.
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The whole thing's fake,
but it's really awesome.
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Fake? What the hell are you
talking about, fake? It's not fake.
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Those guys got bashed and bloody.
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I seen guys get pounded in the ring.
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- It's still fake, no dude.
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- Charlie, Charlie...
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I was there once, I saw a guy
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pick up a trash can...
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Smash it into a guy's head.
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Blood went everywhere.
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Okay, what is going on here?
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Ohhh Yeah! Right here he's
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going into a state of 'Hulkamania'.
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Okay, when he's like this,
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nothing can hurt you.
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It's like a seizure of strength.
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Who we got here?
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Hey sexy!
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I can't get you out of my mind.
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- Who's that addressed to?
- It's...
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- Who's Soldier of Fortune?
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It's just this guy I been
chatting online with.
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- Damn it.
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So that would make
you Desert Rose.
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- Yes it would.
- [Snort]
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Wow! What a couple of losers!
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Ohhh!
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Oh really... Okay well... This loser that you are
referring to happens to be an American soldier in Iraq.
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Back it up. Don't...
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Don't joke about that.
Are you serious?
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In seriousness, this platoon
is coming home his weekend.
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And we are going to hang out together.
So suck on that.
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- I feel terrible.
- Yeah, you should.
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I feel terrible too because he's going to
come back from Iraq and he's going.
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Gonna find out that he's been chatting with...
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And then...That's no good...
Nooo... I mean...
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High suicide rates for this guy.
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He's going to be crushed.
...Resemble-manic of a bigger problems guys.
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I don't think people are
proud to be Americans anymore.
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You know, not like we were in the 80's.
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On the 80's we were so patriotic. Oh man!
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And when Hogan was doing his thing,
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and we were killing Iranians,
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or whatever... I mean we were proud!
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There's no fanfare.
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There's no parade.
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- Girls are tricking troops on the Internet.
- Nope!
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Nobody is tricking anybody!
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You know? We gotta do something about this.
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Cus... Cus... People just aren't showing
their appreciation for these guys.
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We gotta show them the love.
We gotta do something.
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Let's step it up!
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Let's be the guys that do something for the troops.
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Let's put on a show or something.
For reals.
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Something with a little...
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A little pa-zass.
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Like a thank you.
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- Yeah!
- For all your service.
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Something to celebrate the troops. Celebrate American.
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Maybe celebrates us.
I'm into that.
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I know you are dude. Huh.
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What's the best way to celebrate America boys?
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Wrestling.
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Season 5 Episode 7
The Gang Wrestles for the Troops
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Sync, transcript, spellcheck by Ikatic
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That's how it's...
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Yeah, man!
Hey! Hey!
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Thanks, bud. Let it go.
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Hey so I book this venue for Friday night.
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You got this place?
Yeah bro.
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I told them it was for the troops.
They gave us a discount.
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That is what I'm talking about dude.
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People want to support the troops.
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They don't have a venue to do it.
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How are we going to do that though.
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None of us know how to wrestle.
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Charlie and I do.
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We used to backyard wrestling all the time dude.
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We were an awesome tag team.
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That's right. We're the Pigeon Boys!
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Pigeon Boys!
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Pigeon Boys?
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Doesn't sound that cool now as an adult.
You're right.
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- We gotta update it.
- O, O, Oh...
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- Let's be Eagles dude.
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That's like patriotic, it fires on all cylinders.
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I don't know. I feel like
pigeons are survivors though.
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I'm going to side with
Dennis on this one bro.
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Hey, what you say we get this guy on the mix.
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- You know.
- He probably got some experience.
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- He could show us the ropes.
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Hey Manic! Mr. Manic! Mr. Manic!
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- Hold up. Hold up.
- Mr. Manic. Excuse me.
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- Something I can do for you fellas?
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Uhhhhh...
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.
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That was a great show.
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- That was amazing.
- Dude, that was so awesome.
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- Dude, you drank your own blood.
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- And when you were choking the guy...
- Just trying...
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- To put on a good show.
- It was. Yes.
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You know... No. No here.
Let me do you a favor here...
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You are good kids here.
Hang on... Hang on...
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Oh, you got an autograph now
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No, we're good man. That's alright.
No, we don't need...
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Don't need an autograph man,
we're just crash...
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God bless you man,
you have a good time. You know well.
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This is uh...
Parking ticket.
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You betcha. You have fun with it. Okay?
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Uh... Uh.. Actually sir. Um...
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I don't know if this is too forward to ask you this, but...
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We're putting on a wrestling match for the troops.
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- They're coming home from over seas.
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And we're thinking that maybe
we can get you to wrestle in it.
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How much?
Ohhh.. Ah...
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We haven't discuss that.
Ah, how much do you usually charge?
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$30 bucks, weekdays.
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$50 bucks, weekends...
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- Is that it?
- Reasonable.
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- That we can do.
- Reasonable.
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- That we can do.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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- Now.
- Okay.
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- Now? Alright.
- Give him some money.
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- Give that to him now.
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Deandra.
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- Yo, Deandra.
- Yes, Frank.
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- Yes. Yes.
- I can hear you.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm going to use the army guy
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to get the word out
about the wrestling match.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Well, my chat name is
Desert Rose,
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so I dressed like a rose, I'm going to
give him a rose, and I'm going to play
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Kiss From a Rose by Seal.
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- I got a whole thing I'm doing here.
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- Can you please get out?
*Murmuring*
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The boys and I...
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Got him a little welcome home gift.
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Jean shorts?
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- You bought him a pair of jean shorts?
- Yeah.
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Goddamn it Frank, you guys are gonna have plenty
of time to ruin this relationship for
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me in some point in the future.
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Can you please let me get it started it first?
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Hey! Desert Rose!
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It's me, Ben!
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God, it's so nice to finally
meet you in person.
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- Desert Rose.
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- Yeah!
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Ah. No,
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Because...
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I'm not Desert Rose. Ha.
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I... uh. I am a friend. I am a friend of hers.
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Great girl. Uh.
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She just wanted me to come here
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so that I could tell you.
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That she wasn't going
to be able to show up here.
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Today.
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Oh.
Well.
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With the.
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Dress and the rose,
I thought that...
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Uh yea.
Yeah, well of course you thought that.
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You thought it
because of this and the.
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It's fine. Don't blame yourself.
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You're not,
you're not dumb.
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You're just.
So um.
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So.
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Alright, well.
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I uh, wanna invite you to a wrestling match.
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Oh. Uh. Thanks.
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Guys. We all chipped in to get you these uh,
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Uh. This is uh,
coming home present.
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There you go.
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And thank you for your service.
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I don't give a rat's ass
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about your collection agency.
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And as for the $15 co-payment....
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Eat shit and die!
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Ah shit!
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Sorry, I'm gonna go get grease up and then uh...
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And come back and rock on...
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$15?
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He's upset about $15?
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Yeah, smashing our phone.
Not a lot of money.
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Let's move pass it for now.
You know let's..
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Focus on our stuff. Let's focus on on...
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The most important part of
our routine is the entrance.
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Yes, absolutely.
Bam!
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Frank, what the hell are you doing man?
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That's my character,
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I'm the Trash Man.
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I come out,
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I throw trash all over...
all over the ring...
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And then, I start eating garbage.
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And then I pick up the trash can...
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And I,
smash the guy on the head. Oh...
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That's gonna be a disaster.
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No, no, nobody's gonna get hurt.
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I'm telling you, like you said... It's all fake.
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But it has nothing to do
with the troops, Frank.
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A sixty year old man eating trash,
who wants to see that?
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Nah, but that's what
people want. Hey...
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I got something for you. I got a character for you.
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You can be... The ref.
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I'm not gonna be the ref.
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I'm a villain, don't you see?
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Pick up the garbage... and then I uh....
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- Frank.
- Just nasty dude!
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- Are you choking?
- Oh my gosh!
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No, throw it up in the bathroom. Get out of here.
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Go take a break. Go take a break.
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The troops are going to be very happy to see that.
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Alright, let's get this...
Let's, let's...
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Let's get back to it... Just... Charlie.
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So we're talking about the entrances okay?
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Yeah, we got a good idea. Okay.
We got a good idea.
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Alright now, they are going to
announce our name:
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Birds of War.
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Oh, I loved that name.
I love it.
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And yeah, maybe we'll do an eagle
screech.. *Screeching* That'll be great.
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And then we'll start out.. We'll
come out of the tunnel, we'll start out.
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We're gonna write this great song.
It's gonna be how bad ass we are.
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You know what I mean.
It's all about the...
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About how we soar through the air,
how we live in a nest top.
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How we like to protect our eggs from predators.
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And our young, we regurgitate to our...
All the...
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Actually, can I stop you guys for one second?
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Because what you just...
described,
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Nah, it seems like we're just singing...
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About the life style of an eagle. Yeah.
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Okay, well I was under the impression
that we were presenting ourselves as bird men.
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Which, to me... Is infinitely cooler
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than just sorta being a bird.
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No No No... It's good... We can
meet in the middle thou... We can... maybe
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Maybe... It's just already the middle...
That's all I ask, that's all I ask...
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I want people to be able to see
that we're not just birds.
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Thanks you for stepping in as Desert Rose.
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Uh, no problem. I dated
a lot of disable men in my past, so...
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I enjoyed the power. Okay...
250
00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,107
Why aren't you wearing red?
I was very specific about that.
251
00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:25,048
- I don't' do red.
- Well, you look like a grape.
252
00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:26,752
Fine, then I'll be Desert Grape.
253
00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:28,399
No, he wasn't talking to Desert Grape,
254
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,288
He was talking to Desert Rose,
it's very specific and...
255
00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,139
Alright, you know what, alright,
256
00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,907
this is what we'll do, just put this here.
257
00:10:36,027 --> 00:10:38,795
- Oh, you're sweaty. Oh, Okay.
- It's humid outside.
258
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,349
- So uh, which one is he?
259
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,181
Right behind you in yellow.
260
00:10:42,566 --> 00:10:44,898
- Ah, mama like...
- Cute, right?
261
00:10:44,899 --> 00:10:46,500
Hey, did he send you any dick pics.
262
00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:47,964
Because it could be a mess down there.
263
00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,954
For the love of god, please
don't ask him about his dick.
264
00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:53,393
Okay, have it your way,
I'll figure it out soon enough.
265
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,787
And away we go.
266
00:10:58,474 --> 00:11:01,129
Oh, she looks ridiculous.
267
00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:02,728
- Desert Rose?
268
00:11:02,848 --> 00:11:04,038
- Hi
269
00:11:04,158 --> 00:11:05,696
What... What the hell?
270
00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:08,437
Oh, it feels so good to finally hold you.
271
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,684
Oh you... You're... You're biting
my lips.
272
00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,513
Hi, oh.
273
00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:15,144
What a coincidence.
274
00:11:15,264 --> 00:11:17,519
Hey oh, you're the girl
from the bus stop.
275
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,729
- Yes, I am.
- Well, you guys are friends right?
276
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,956
Mmm hmm, not really.
277
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,931
Tell your friend, thank you for the shorts.
They fit great. Yeah?
278
00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:27,288
Yeah, will do.
So, what's...
279
00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:29,310
What's the deal with you standing?
280
00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:32,706
I thought there was a
wheelchair and you were in it.
281
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,482
Oh no, no I... I twisted my knee
getting of a plane in Germany.
282
00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:40,414
I'm uh. I was just trying to stay off
of it. Mmm, it's good now, you see?
283
00:11:40,494 --> 00:11:43,401
Yes it is. Can I talk to you for a sec?
284
00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,802
I'll be back. What is it? What, what?
285
00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:48,321
I changed my mind, so move out of
the way so I can swoop in. Nah Uh...
286
00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:50,376
- No chang-ies.
- What?
287
00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:53,882
Artemis, I'm warning you, if you don't get out of the
way right now. I'm going to bring out the big guns.
288
00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:57,343
Oh, hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch!
289
00:12:03,143 --> 00:12:05,767
I was looking around, I was thinking...
290
00:12:06,248 --> 00:12:08,455
I... I brought some...
291
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,906
You just...
I'm sorry for that. You just...
292
00:12:11,907 --> 00:12:13,730
I... just props I thought I was bringing.
293
00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:16,029
That is not a prop though, that's sharp razor wires.
294
00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:20,028
Mr. Manic, we were thinking that maybe
we could go a little more traditional with it.
295
00:12:20,052 --> 00:12:23,141
You know just, figure 4 leg lock, pile driver...
296
00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:25,191
Hey, off the top... suplex...
Oh, no no...
297
00:12:25,271 --> 00:12:29,015
People, that old school bullshit...
That, that don't play no more you know.
298
00:12:29,054 --> 00:12:31,732
- Really?
- Yeah, it's gotta be gruesome, you know?
299
00:12:31,812 --> 00:12:34,678
Those people, they like blood you know and...
300
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,473
Yes, well guys like you...
301
00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:39,574
You know what, I love you guys man...
302
00:12:39,855 --> 00:12:42,282
You know, you remind me of my kids...
303
00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:44,349
Oh, you got kids Maniac?
304
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,539
Nah, not anymore.
305
00:12:51,908 --> 00:12:53,900
What does that mean?
306
00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,481
- Okay, alright
- We got a problem...
307
00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,486
I don't know...
What... what was he talking about with his kids?
308
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,304
Did he killed his kids?
He just...
309
00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:02,606
Drifted away and uh...
310
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,913
Look at it, look at this, I feel
like he's living out of his car right?
311
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,093
I mean he's got blankets in there.
What is that? A pile of laundry...
312
00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:08,379
Look at this dude,
313
00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:09,807
that's just a bucket of chestnuts.
314
00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:12,461
What, is he just foraging for his food?
315
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,318
I don't know why the hell would
you have a bucket of chestnuts, bro?
316
00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:17,419
We are dealing with a legitimate maniac now.
317
00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:20,247
That is clear to me, his mania is not confined to the ring.
318
00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:22,227
No, he kept calling you the N word earlier.
319
00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:24,123
Yea, I didn't, I wasn't gonna bring that up,
I don't' want to freak him out.
320
00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:25,529
Me?
Yes, Yes.
321
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,831
He was calling me the N word.
322
00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:28,139
Every time you turned your back.
323
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,973
He's like you stupid N, go get me grease.
324
00:13:29,974 --> 00:13:31,319
- And this and that.
- Why?
325
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,228
I don't' know, did he say why?
He has a problem with...
326
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,104
Black people and he likes to...
Why does he have a problem with me?
327
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,685
I mean I don't understand.
Both, I think...
328
00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:38,098
Oh my god, okay.
329
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,445
Let's get rid of him.
Let's get rid of him, thats it.
330
00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:40,747
How you get rid of a guy like that?
331
00:13:40,748 --> 00:13:43,004
I don't want to be anywhere in the ring with that guy.
332
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:45,074
You know what?
What if we were just hype men?
333
00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,414
We don't even go in the ring.
334
00:13:46,415 --> 00:13:47,716
Yes, we let him do the wrestling.
335
00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:49,128
- We do not wrestle?
- No.
336
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,129
Alright, we gotta find someone for him to wrestle though.
337
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,432
Right right. Okay.
338
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,040
Someone who has like...
339
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,075
You know nothing to lose, right?
340
00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:01,797
- Cricket.
- That's out Cricket.
341
00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:03,321
- Yeah.
- Cricket.
342
00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,222
No.
343
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:07,561
What do you want?
What do you want from me?
344
00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:10,228
We want you to wrestle at a
wrestling match that we're gonna throw.
345
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,926
No, how about that?
346
00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:14,041
I'm not gonna participate in your little games and schemes.
347
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,652
Cricket, how about this?
It's for the troops.
348
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,133
I don't give a shit about the troops.
349
00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:22,254
- We'll gonna pay you, bro.
- That's pay involved.
350
00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:24,234
Oh, you should have thought about that, Cricket.
351
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:26,506
- You paying?
- Oh, yea man.
352
00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:29,644
Oh I see, so what, am I gonna get my ass kick?
353
00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:32,384
It's wrestling,
it's all fake.
354
00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:33,840
It's relatively fake.
355
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:36,150
What happens in the ring,
happens in the ring, Cricket.
356
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:38,235
It's really up to you.
357
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,754
I don't feel we're reading as eagles.
358
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,598
No bro, we look like assholes.
359
00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,491
It didn't turn out the way I had envisioned.
360
00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:52,602
I'm getting more of a chicken vibe.
361
00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:58,678
- What in gods name is this about?
- Alright, alright, don't start...
362
00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,568
We're Bird Man, we're Birds Of War.
363
00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,469
- Bird-Men?
- What do you want? What do you want?
364
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,444
Okay uh, I wanna sing the star
spangle banner before the match.
365
00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:07,014
Yeah, good sing.
We don't' care.
366
00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:10,078
Do whatever you want. Just get away. We obviously in
the middle of something. Get away. Get away. Yeah.
367
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,642
- Get outta here!
368
00:15:11,762 --> 00:15:13,894
Whoa, whoa, wait a sec,
do that again.
369
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,355
That?
370
00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:17,416
- That looks pretty cool.
- Maybe we can go with the chicken thing.
371
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:18,985
- Ah, no no, we're not going with the chicken...
- The chicken boys!
372
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,822
- We're not changing the songs.
- Got big problems with The Maniac!
373
00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:23,867
Big problem with The Maniac.
374
00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:25,923
Oh, what the hell did he do?
Did he kill somebody?
375
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,705
- Unpaid parking tickets.
- Unpaid parking tickets?
376
00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:32,081
- Manic.
- Oh my boy. My boys.
377
00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:35,476
Wait wait wait wait wait...
378
00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,314
You know what,
379
00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,559
The Manic loves you.
380
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,149
Even with your...
Wait, wait.
381
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,540
Even with your f...
I love you.
382
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,527
We love you too, man.
383
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,579
- Poor guy.
- I don't love him. I don't love him at all
384
00:15:49,336 --> 00:15:50,900
You guys need a wrestler now.
385
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,030
We should take The Trash Man out of retirement.
386
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:55,669
That is not gonna happen, Frank.
387
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,500
He's right, we do need a wrestler.
I know.
388
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,518
Guys, I'm thinking that maybe we should do it.
Yeah.
389
00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:01,777
Right? We got the costumes, we got the passion!
390
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,418
- We are just... Battling Cricket.
- Just Cricket.
391
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:06,239
Alright, Pigeon Boys!
Let's do this!
392
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,541
No, we're not the Pigeon Boys.
393
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,352
- Birds of War.
- Chicken Boys!
394
00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,517
- Are we sticking with the Eagles.
- Yes, we're Birds of War.
395
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:14,357
- Let's just go with Bird.
- We don't' even look like eagles.
396
00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:16,815
What kind of bird would we be?
397
00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:23,753
And now, the moment you all been waiting for.
398
00:16:24,105 --> 00:16:29,678
Introducing America's most hated terrorist.
399
00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:32,459
The Taliban.
400
00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:38,407
America sucks!
401
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,496
The terrorists rule.
Ah la la la!
402
00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:44,226
Ladies and gentlemen,
403
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:48,398
get ready to take flight with...
404
00:16:48,518 --> 00:16:51,201
The Birds of War.
405
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,564
What's up America.
406
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,070
Hey troops! Hi guys!
407
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,050
Drop a beat for us.
You ready?
408
00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:01,452
Go! Clap! So so Clap! So clap!
409
00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:08,574
The eagles are out of ...
410
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,550
It flies through the night...
411
00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:17,786
Don't you mess with it's heads now....
412
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,373
Or you'll see a fight.
413
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,361
Yes, we have feathers, ah!
414
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,038
But the muscles are man.
415
00:17:28,073 --> 00:17:31,921
Ahh ahhh ah, cos we're Birds of War now!
416
00:17:33,091 --> 00:17:35,397
But we're also mans!
417
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,977
Birds of War!
418
00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:44,917
They are not responding to the pageantry at all.
419
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,528
The new second verse is completely ridiculous.
420
00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:48,022
The second verse is
necessary to clarify...
421
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,259
- Clarify what we are.
- We're Mic, we're Mic-ed.
422
00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,716
- The microphones are on.
- Are they hearing us?
423
00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:55,235
- Do the routine.
- Go!
424
00:17:58,072 --> 00:18:00,587
The crow thing, the crow thing...
425
00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:14,693
No no cut it, cut it.
426
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,359
Not that one, I'm not doing that one.
427
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,372
Flip the tape over, the other song.
428
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:21,429
This one goes out to a very special soldier.
429
00:18:21,509 --> 00:18:23,806
A Soldier of Fortune.
430
00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:26,160
I'm your real Desert Rose.
431
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,463
That strange woman
you been hanging out with.
432
00:18:28,464 --> 00:18:30,081
She's an impostor.
433
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:32,252
Baby...
434
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,255
Yeah, bitch!
435
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,606
She is a slut!
436
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:40,731
You, you broke my nose.
437
00:18:41,111 --> 00:18:43,441
Yea Taliban!
Ah la la la!
438
00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:46,972
- So, what do we do? What do we?
- I think it started.
439
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:51,395
Go go ahead. Jump in the ring and fight Cricket.
440
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,069
I'm going, I'm going to get a little rough with you, okay?
441
00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:00,653
Oh, what is that? Sand?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
442
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,947
- Oh come on ref. Is that even legal?
- I didn't see nothing.
443
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,929
Yo, Cricket gone crazy man.
444
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,301
- Shit, we can't let the Taliban win.
- Alright, alright I got it.
445
00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:15,797
Alright Cricket, you son of a bitch,
you think you're so tough huh?
446
00:19:16,232 --> 00:19:18,428
Stop throwing sand!
Stop!
447
00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,118
Come on, bitch!
You want some?
448
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,671
I feel like if I come in there...
449
00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:24,496
You're just gonna throw sand in my eyes,
so I'm gonna run away.
450
00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:30,226
America sucks! Terrorist rules!
Yay!
451
00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:34,734
- Stop, you got me.
- The Trash Man!
452
00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:39,393
Oh shit, are you okay Cricket?
453
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,855
I must had an itch.
454
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:18,492
I knew this shit wasn't fake.
455
00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:19,892
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