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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,256 --> 00:00:31,621 - Come on, come on. 2 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,122 Owe, owe, owe. 3 00:00:33,157 --> 00:00:35,845 - Come on, hurry up. - Wee! 4 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,174 - Owe, watch it. 5 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,819 - Yeah! - That's not fair! 6 00:00:39,854 --> 00:00:41,817 - Guys, guys, we got to keep going. 7 00:00:41,852 --> 00:00:43,780 Move over. 8 00:00:45,486 --> 00:00:47,191 - Please pipe down! 9 00:00:56,152 --> 00:00:57,645 - Open the window. - Tell your mom, 10 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,754 at least that's done. 11 00:01:00,376 --> 00:01:01,570 Patty! 12 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:02,730 - Huh? 13 00:01:02,765 --> 00:01:05,333 Oh, Jennifer, hi. 14 00:01:05,368 --> 00:01:07,669 - Oh, hi Luis, I need you to answer a question 15 00:01:07,704 --> 00:01:08,865 for a school news survey, okay? 16 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:09,682 - Uh, okay. 17 00:01:09,717 --> 00:01:10,827 - Patty, you ready? 18 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,987 Luis, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate 19 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:17,526 this recent school trip to Dragon's Peak Mountain? 20 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:20,384 - Uh, ah, have you seen my shoe? 21 00:01:20,419 --> 00:01:21,116 It's yellow. 22 00:01:21,151 --> 00:01:22,268 - I'm the journalist, 23 00:01:22,303 --> 00:01:23,583 I'll ask the questions here, Luis. 24 00:01:23,618 --> 00:01:24,987 - Hey, Louise! 25 00:01:25,022 --> 00:01:26,321 This yours? 26 00:01:26,356 --> 00:01:28,447 - Give it back, Marlon! 27 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:29,735 - Got it! 28 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:31,263 Hey Marlon go long. 29 00:01:36,255 --> 00:01:37,108 - Hey, catch! 30 00:01:39,582 --> 00:01:40,742 - There. - Thanks. 31 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:42,447 - Now, back to business. 32 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:44,528 Still waiting for your answer there, champ. 33 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,176 - Um, I don't know, 5? 34 00:01:47,211 --> 00:01:48,590 - Jolly, thanks. 35 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:50,716 Get that Patty, Patty? 36 00:02:06,117 --> 00:02:07,019 - Yay, yah. - Oh. 37 00:02:07,054 --> 00:02:09,914 Order, children, order is everything. 38 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:12,772 - There you are. - Come on. 39 00:02:14,521 --> 00:02:16,782 - Marlon, look at the state of you! 40 00:02:16,817 --> 00:02:19,044 - Huh? - What will people say, huh? 41 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:22,628 - Uh, Mom. 42 00:02:30,861 --> 00:02:31,672 - Huh? 43 00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:37,090 - Luis! 44 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,231 Why are you still here? 45 00:02:39,266 --> 00:02:40,937 Did your father forget to pick you up again? 46 00:02:40,972 --> 00:02:44,556 - Uh no, he's just very busy trying to, you know, 47 00:02:44,591 --> 00:02:45,715 well he's, uh- 48 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,265 - You'll never get home on that. 49 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,780 Come on, I'll give you a ride home! 50 00:02:48,815 --> 00:02:49,555 - What? 51 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:51,815 No, that's not necessary! 52 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:54,152 It's, it's no problem, really. 53 00:02:56,372 --> 00:02:57,952 - Watch where you going. 54 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:30,978 - Hey, boy! 55 00:03:31,013 --> 00:03:33,744 That bike looks like it belongs on a scrapheap. 56 00:03:33,779 --> 00:03:36,475 - I'm getting a new one, tomorrow is my birthday. 57 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,583 - Oh I, have an ice birthday! 58 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,621 Did you hear what I did there? 59 00:03:40,656 --> 00:03:42,576 Because I am an ice cream man, you see, 60 00:03:42,611 --> 00:03:45,903 I'm selling ice cream. 61 00:04:10,732 --> 00:04:11,978 - Not to criticize, 62 00:04:12,013 --> 00:04:16,193 but that last snip left much to be desired, darling. 63 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:25,244 - Hey Louise, what took you so long? 64 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,096 - Child, look at the state of your house and lawn. 65 00:04:28,131 --> 00:04:29,776 They're a disgrace! 66 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,385 We're all sick of it! 67 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:32,925 - Yes, Mr. Winter. 68 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,802 - And tell your father the block association 69 00:04:34,837 --> 00:04:38,548 is considering discussing taking steps, steps, Louise! 70 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,004 Unacceptable, there's no other word for it. 71 00:04:42,039 --> 00:04:44,607 It's absolutely unacceptable. 72 00:04:48,359 --> 00:04:49,256 - Huh? 73 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,448 - Who, what, huh, who's there? 74 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,001 - It's only me, Luis. 75 00:05:17,036 --> 00:05:18,485 - Lu, what, there? 76 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,100 - I'm back from the school trip. 77 00:05:20,135 --> 00:05:22,741 Dragon's Peak, remember? 78 00:05:22,776 --> 00:05:24,681 - Luis, you're so tall! 79 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:26,586 How long were you gone? 80 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:28,939 - Four days, Dad. 81 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,772 Ah, four days. 82 00:05:30,807 --> 00:05:32,706 No wonder I'm so hungry. 83 00:05:32,741 --> 00:05:34,078 What time is it, huh? 84 00:05:34,113 --> 00:05:36,193 - Just after six. 85 00:05:36,228 --> 00:05:38,239 - Ah, almost dark. 86 00:05:38,274 --> 00:05:41,303 Time to get up and get to work! 87 00:06:09,887 --> 00:06:14,110 Huh? 88 00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:32,292 - Here's your breakfast. 89 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:34,852 Right, that's six degrees north. 90 00:06:34,887 --> 00:06:37,831 - And I have a cake baking in the oven, 91 00:06:37,866 --> 00:06:40,314 a birthday cake for tomorrow. 92 00:06:40,349 --> 00:06:42,444 Good, good, ovens are good. 93 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:44,954 Ah, Okay, 1, 2, - A raisin cake, 94 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,430 - 3, 4. - like Mom used to make. 95 00:06:48,623 --> 00:06:49,613 And, Dad? 96 00:06:49,648 --> 00:06:52,718 I found another bunch of bills in the trash. 97 00:06:52,753 --> 00:06:55,841 If we don't start paying them soon they, 98 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:58,223 they say they're gonna turn off the electricity 99 00:06:58,258 --> 00:06:59,033 and the - Ah, that's very interesting. 100 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:00,117 Yes, yes, Yes. 101 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:01,131 - But, Dad! 102 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:04,118 - Luis, please. I have to concentrate. 103 00:07:04,153 --> 00:07:06,073 There is intelligent life out there somewhere! 104 00:07:06,108 --> 00:07:08,076 And your father has to find it. 105 00:07:11,148 --> 00:07:14,114 Come here my boy, let me tell you a story. 106 00:07:14,149 --> 00:07:17,045 A long time ago, when I was just seven, 107 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,919 I encountered a real alien here on earth. " 108 00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:22,250 It was monstrous! 109 00:07:22,285 --> 00:07:25,108 Vile to behold, truly frightening! 110 00:07:25,143 --> 00:07:27,766 - It tried to abduct me, but I escaped. 111 00:07:27,801 --> 00:07:30,390 Nobody believes me, of course 112 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:31,634 but one day, I will- 113 00:07:31,669 --> 00:07:34,615 - Dad, you've told me this 3 thousand-billion times. 114 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:36,413 - What's that? 115 00:07:36,448 --> 00:07:38,581 - It's the kitchen timer for my cake. 116 00:07:39,691 --> 00:07:42,975 - Ah, ah, well, then, where was I? 117 00:07:57,566 --> 00:07:59,272 - Look at that! 118 00:07:59,307 --> 00:08:00,943 Oh my goodness. 119 00:08:00,978 --> 00:08:04,221 - All right, sweetheart, it's only a tiny speck. 120 00:08:04,256 --> 00:08:06,362 Let's dial it back to DefCon 3, shall we? 121 00:08:06,397 --> 00:08:10,876 - Now it's a tiny speck, but tomorrow it could be a smudge. 122 00:08:10,911 --> 00:08:12,546 The next day, a glop! 123 00:08:12,581 --> 00:08:16,295 I really need your support here, darling. 124 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,838 - Yes, dear. 125 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:22,992 - I am calm, nothing upsets me, I am totally relaxed. 126 00:08:23,121 --> 00:08:24,365 - What's up dawgs? 127 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,025 - Don't call us dawgs, dear and tuck your shirt in! 128 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:28,963 - Whatever. 129 00:08:30,415 --> 00:08:32,335 - And don't forget that Sarah's school play 130 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:33,888 is this afternoon! 131 00:08:33,923 --> 00:08:35,326 - Oh that's whack, yo. 132 00:08:35,361 --> 00:08:36,770 Do I really gotta go? 133 00:08:36,805 --> 00:08:38,217 - Oh you'll be there! 134 00:08:38,252 --> 00:08:39,595 I'm taking time off work 135 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:42,274 to see our snookums stunning performance. 136 00:08:43,297 --> 00:08:44,544 - I'm a princess! 137 00:08:44,579 --> 00:08:47,181 - You're a royal pain with a booger brain. 138 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:49,101 - Marlon, be nice to your sister. 139 00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:50,389 - No. 140 00:08:50,424 --> 00:08:51,874 - Well, I tried. 141 00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:58,656 - I am a butterfly in the eye of a hurricane. 142 00:08:58,691 --> 00:09:01,856 I am fragile and beautiful, but safe. 143 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:11,293 - Good morning, son! 144 00:09:11,328 --> 00:09:13,846 Today is a very special day! 145 00:09:15,124 --> 00:09:16,370 - Close your eyes, Luis. 146 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,111 I have a big surprise for you. 147 00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:23,194 And open, huh? 148 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,680 There were patterned irregularities 149 00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:26,097 in the ambient noise last night 150 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:29,629 and your father recorded them successfully. 151 00:09:29,664 --> 00:09:30,406 Look! 152 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:33,107 For so long I've been sending signals into space 153 00:09:33,142 --> 00:09:35,773 and now I finally picked up something like this! 154 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,104 You know what that means? 155 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:41,107 There are unidentified flying objects in our solar system! 156 00:09:41,142 --> 00:09:42,394 Isn't that exciting? 157 00:09:42,429 --> 00:09:44,859 There's a chance that they could land here on earth 158 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:48,827 and this time I will be ready! 159 00:09:54,501 --> 00:09:55,406 What's the matter? 160 00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:57,147 Aren't you happy for me? 161 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,349 - Yes, I am, but- 162 00:09:58,384 --> 00:10:01,264 - You know, you could be a bit more enthusiastic. 163 00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:04,144 Your father is the leading mind in his field. 164 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,807 You can ask me anything! 165 00:10:05,842 --> 00:10:06,881 - Um. 166 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:08,119 Well, come on. 167 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:11,269 - Um, why can't you just have a normal job? 168 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,400 Like everyone else's Dad? 169 00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:15,790 - Oh my gosh! 170 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,461 - Huh? 171 00:10:17,496 --> 00:10:19,203 - Don't move, they're here! 172 00:10:20,952 --> 00:10:22,958 Happy birthday to me. 173 00:10:25,304 --> 00:10:28,802 - He's coming. - Let's get outta here! 174 00:10:56,617 --> 00:10:59,142 Huh, oh! 175 00:10:59,177 --> 00:10:59,867 Attention citizens! 176 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:01,524 Aliens have landed on Earth! 177 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,146 - Oh, please, not again! 178 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:07,241 - The moment of my vindication has arrived! 179 00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:09,203 Hide your houses and lock your children... 180 00:11:10,013 --> 00:11:11,911 Hide your children and lock your houses! 181 00:11:11,946 --> 00:11:13,809 - Will you stop shouting, you loony-bin! 182 00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:15,739 You'll give my wife a migraine 183 00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:17,904 and believe me, that never ends well. 184 00:11:17,939 --> 00:11:19,629 - But this time it's for real! 185 00:11:19,664 --> 00:11:21,319 I saw them right in my own yard! 186 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:25,294 There, you see! 187 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:27,512 Ha, who's the loony-bin now? 188 00:11:27,547 --> 00:11:29,638 Lucky for you all, I have long prepared for this day! 189 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,898 - What do you think you're doing! 190 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:34,372 - Here are your aliens! 191 00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:38,682 Oh, you two are double-decker-ultra-grounded! 192 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,501 - Oh, it's the Henderson kids, again. 193 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,092 - It's okay, you'll be good as new. 194 00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:54,828 - And a nut-bucket like that is raising a kid by himself! 195 00:11:54,863 --> 00:11:57,836 - Poor boy, a dead mother and a crack-pot for a father. 196 00:11:57,871 --> 00:11:59,714 - I'm calling Child Services. 197 00:12:00,611 --> 00:12:01,428 It's ridiculous. 198 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,725 - That's an excellent idea, you should do that. 199 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,791 Oh boy. 200 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,382 - We thank you all again for choosing 201 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,746 Cosmic Caravan Cruiselines. 202 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:23,695 We put the you in Universe. 203 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,575 On the left side of the vessel 204 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:29,576 you can now see Planet P.U. 1753-L, 205 00:12:29,611 --> 00:12:31,974 known locally as Ee-yarth. 206 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:34,100 One of the few inhabited planets 207 00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:36,156 in this backward part of the galaxy. 208 00:12:36,191 --> 00:12:40,286 It is comprised of one-third land, one-third water, 209 00:12:40,321 --> 00:12:43,017 and one-third high-fructose corn syrup. 210 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,941 Ancient Fleegyarblians used this planet 211 00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:48,741 as a toxic waste dump, 212 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:51,805 from which, primitive life-forms have evolved. 213 00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:55,815 - Ew, they look so bizarre... 214 00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:58,374 - You know, you are so right, beautiful. 215 00:12:58,409 --> 00:12:59,662 They don't hold a candle to you 216 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,788 or each of your many sparkling eyes. 217 00:13:02,597 --> 00:13:03,928 - So here you are. 218 00:13:03,963 --> 00:13:07,717 - Oh, hey honey, it's not how it looks. 219 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,083 She means nothing to me. 220 00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:10,414 - What? 221 00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:11,792 You little - Oh! 222 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:12,972 - Rotten, - Oh! 223 00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:14,565 - despicable, - Ow! 224 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,123 Flargnarg! 225 00:13:17,061 --> 00:13:17,878 - Dinner? 226 00:13:17,913 --> 00:13:19,712 - I could eat. 227 00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:22,819 - Ah in my defense, it says all that word for word 228 00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:24,063 in my Spacedate profile! 229 00:13:24,098 --> 00:13:26,914 - Oh Wabo, why don't you give the ladies a rest 230 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:28,724 and focus on your gluttony. 231 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,524 It's by far your greatest vice. 232 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,255 - Hey Nag, Wabo, check it out! 233 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,724 We can pick up Television signals from this planet. 234 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,940 - Oh, anything good on? 235 00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:37,836 - Breaking news. 236 00:13:39,544 --> 00:13:41,385 - Mog, what are you doing? 237 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,810 You're not supposed to play around with the monitors! 238 00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:44,791 - Yeah, give me that! 239 00:13:44,826 --> 00:13:46,332 - Mine, give me! 240 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,525 - Stop it, you two or you're gonna break something! 241 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,464 I'll do it! 242 00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:52,726 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 243 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,123 - Yummy! 244 00:13:55,158 --> 00:13:56,606 - This astonishing product. 245 00:13:56,641 --> 00:13:57,470 - Oh, that's cool. 246 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:58,486 The NubbiDubbi! 247 00:13:58,521 --> 00:13:59,432 Ah. 248 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:02,154 - The NubbiDubbi is a high quality, interactive massage mat, 249 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,842 that will work out any knots or kinks that you might have. 250 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,099 Oh Bill, that sounds fabulous! 251 00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:09,286 - Take a look dear viewers. 252 00:14:09,321 --> 00:14:10,737 Every one of these nubs is made of a 253 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:12,905 hyper flexible fiber re-enforced polymer. 254 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,003 That really will help you get to those 255 00:14:15,038 --> 00:14:19,604 hard to reach spots and send you to cloud nine. 256 00:14:19,639 --> 00:14:22,223 - Absolutely Bill, and even more. 257 00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,940 This product can give your empty life 258 00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:27,622 the meaning you so desperately crave. 259 00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,082 Whoa. 260 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,651 - Turn it on Jill. 261 00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:31,719 - Sure Bill. 262 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:32,963 - Wow! 263 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,449 I feel so alive! 264 00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:39,661 I love this NubbiDubbi! 265 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:44,176 - Uh-huh, I love this NubbiDubbi. 266 00:14:44,211 --> 00:14:46,359 - And you will too viewers! 267 00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:49,892 And a special feature, you can adjust the intensity! 268 00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:52,580 It goes all the way up to eleven. 269 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,830 Up to eleven! 270 00:14:55,865 --> 00:14:57,015 - Wow. - Whoa, oh. 271 00:14:58,425 --> 00:15:01,111 - Friends, if you don't order this item today, 272 00:15:01,146 --> 00:15:04,052 I'm 100% confident the rest of your life 273 00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,958 will be consumed by pain and regret. 274 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,279 Am I right, Bill? 275 00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:11,350 So don't hesitate to contact me. 276 00:15:11,385 --> 00:15:13,483 I am waiting for you! 277 00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:14,516 - For us? 278 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:16,321 Did you hear that? 279 00:15:16,356 --> 00:15:18,057 She is waiting for us! 280 00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:22,060 - There are only 279 of these one-of-a-kind items left, 281 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,042 so you can't afford to hesitate. 282 00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:26,164 - Only 279 left! 283 00:15:26,199 --> 00:15:28,587 - Hey, what are you guys doing? 284 00:15:28,622 --> 00:15:30,557 Mog, Wabo, wait! 285 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:32,470 I am not going anyway with you! 286 00:15:32,505 --> 00:15:34,475 - Okay, see ya! 287 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,593 - Hey, where are we going? 288 00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:46,249 We're not supposed to be in here. 289 00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:47,836 - We're going down to that planet 290 00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:51,282 to get some NubbiDubbi before they run out! 291 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,271 - What? 292 00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:54,610 We don't know anything about the eeyarthlings! 293 00:15:54,645 --> 00:15:56,361 They could be dangerous! 294 00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:57,135 - Oh come on! 295 00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,599 You heard what Jill said, 296 00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,994 "If we don't order this item, 297 00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:03,015 I'm 100% sure that you will regret it. " 298 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,389 - That's what she said! 299 00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:07,196 - But the captain has expressly forbidden anybody to- 300 00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:09,636 - Nag, don't be such a splignorp! 301 00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:12,017 We'll be back before they even know we're gone. 302 00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:14,363 Now come on, we don't wanna keep Jill waiting. 303 00:16:14,398 --> 00:16:15,855 - I will not come along with you! 304 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,478 No way! 305 00:16:27,077 --> 00:16:28,106 - Hi Jennifer! 306 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:29,175 Would you like some cake? 307 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:32,195 I made it myself, with extra raisins! 308 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:36,333 - We made a raft, as well. 309 00:16:38,254 --> 00:16:39,286 - Hey, Jenny! 310 00:16:39,321 --> 00:16:40,984 Brought ya a slice of my cake. 311 00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:43,842 - Don't mind if I do! 312 00:16:45,465 --> 00:16:47,853 Mmh, hey, this is some legit cake, yo. 313 00:16:47,888 --> 00:16:48,628 Did you make this? 314 00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:50,860 Uh, I mean, gross, dweeb! 315 00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:53,023 - Hey, give that back! 316 00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:56,052 - And what you gonna do about it, Louise? 317 00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:59,115 Sic your loony old man on me with his cray-cray-gun, yo? 318 00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:05,001 - You jerk! 319 00:17:07,049 --> 00:17:08,885 - Hey, whoa, cool it dude. 320 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,085 - Let go. 321 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,657 - I am an ice man. - Got ya. 322 00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:13,194 - I am selling ice-creams. 323 00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:19,721 What a loser. 324 00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:24,158 - Here, latest webcast is up on the school news site. 325 00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:25,573 Big whoop. 326 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:28,347 - Wow, have you got any stories in it? 327 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:32,477 - No, they ran a piece last time, after the credits, 328 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:33,635 like bloopers. 329 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,742 - Well, maybe you'll have a big story in the next one. 330 00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:39,011 - They only let me do those stupid surveys 331 00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:41,649 because certain editors at the school news network 332 00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:44,166 are incapable of recognizing an epic talent 333 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:46,103 when they see it. 334 00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:47,970 - That's so unfair. 335 00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:51,719 - Yea well, uh, Luis, do you need a hand? 336 00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:55,277 - Huh, no, no, I'm cool. 337 00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:58,765 - Okay, come on Patty, 338 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,232 these flyers aren't gonna hand themselves out. 339 00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:06,434 Smooth Luis, real smooth. 340 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:10,530 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 341 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,194 This is Luis. 342 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,942 - Oh, I feel I've come not a moment too soon! 343 00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:21,758 - What? 344 00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,722 - Ms. Diekendaker is Headmistress 345 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:25,933 of the Sunny Days Home for Neglected Children. 346 00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,984 I'm worried about you, young Mr. Sonntag. 347 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:30,972 One of your neighbors has reported 348 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:33,398 the sub-standard conditions you're forced to live in, 349 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,129 and the questionable fitness of your guardian! 350 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:37,665 Since the passing of your poor mother 351 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,841 things seem to unraveling fast. 352 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:43,517 - What, no, I, my dad- 353 00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:46,366 - Don't you think you'd be much better off at Sunny-Days? 354 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,304 You'll have so much fun living with 355 00:18:48,339 --> 00:18:50,207 all those other problem children. 356 00:18:50,242 --> 00:18:51,451 Wouldn't that be nice? 357 00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:53,364 - No, I don't want to go away! 358 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,140 - Ew. 359 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,417 - Dear boy, it's not about what you want, but what you need. 360 00:18:57,452 --> 00:18:58,618 - But. 361 00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:02,110 - Oh, my, you're not going to cry, are you, Luis? 362 00:19:02,145 --> 00:19:04,542 There now, let me dry those tears. 363 00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:08,040 - Huh, uh, uh? 364 00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:13,976 - Well, well, well. 365 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:17,681 These are definitely the tears of a lonely boy. 366 00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:18,970 - What? 367 00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:20,796 - You and your father will be in my office 368 00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:22,587 this afternoon at three p. m. on the dot. 369 00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:24,250 Do you understand? 370 00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:25,238 - But- 371 00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:28,560 - Please be punctual, garbage-free, and wearing both shoes. 372 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,061 - Dad, Dad, Dad. - Luis, please! 373 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,022 I need my sleep. 374 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,011 - No, wait! 375 00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:46,265 Dad, you've got to come to school with me! 376 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:50,489 - I have a PhD son, I went to school. 377 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,575 - Dad, they want to send me away 378 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,812 to a home called Sunny Side. 379 00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:57,467 We gotta stop them, Dad, please! 380 00:19:57,502 --> 00:20:00,087 - Not sunny-side up, son, over-easy. 381 00:20:00,122 --> 00:20:01,495 You know that, Luis. 382 00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:08,534 The Aliens. 383 00:20:26,665 --> 00:20:28,159 - Huh? 384 00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:40,616 Huh? 385 00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:43,238 What the? 386 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:44,412 Whoa! 387 00:20:46,716 --> 00:20:48,174 - Are you sure we're at the right place? 388 00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:51,537 - Of course, the autopilot just followed the signal. 389 00:20:51,572 --> 00:20:52,612 - What do you mean? 390 00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:55,376 - Well, this is exactly where the signal came from. 391 00:20:55,411 --> 00:20:56,929 It must be Jill and Bill. 392 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,447 They're expecting us. 393 00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:03,789 - Stop it, Wabo! 394 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:06,638 One doesn't scribble on foreign planets! 395 00:21:06,673 --> 00:21:09,237 - What's he writing? 396 00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:11,802 - Mog is a butt-head 397 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,747 - What? 398 00:21:12,782 --> 00:21:13,986 Oh come here, you. 399 00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:15,301 I'm gonna year you apart. 400 00:21:15,336 --> 00:21:16,153 I'm gonna slam you. 401 00:21:16,188 --> 00:21:16,963 I'm going to. 402 00:21:18,925 --> 00:21:19,914 - Uh oh. 403 00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,571 - How dare you... 404 00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:40,392 Aw, you made us crash! 405 00:21:40,427 --> 00:21:41,758 No, you made us crash! 406 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:45,589 And look, the viewing screen is completely damaged. 407 00:21:45,624 --> 00:21:46,534 You're face is damaged! 408 00:21:46,569 --> 00:21:47,987 - Oh, you wanna damaged face? 409 00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:50,454 Then I'll show you a damaged face. 410 00:21:50,489 --> 00:21:51,303 Oh you want to go? 411 00:21:51,338 --> 00:21:52,082 I'll break it. 412 00:21:52,117 --> 00:21:53,737 - The NubbiDubbi is out there somewhere, come on, let's go! 413 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:54,726 - No, stop! 414 00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:56,808 First we have to test the atmosphere. 415 00:21:56,843 --> 00:21:58,821 The pressure could make our eyes pop out, 416 00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:00,905 or the gases they could make our lungs explode, 417 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,481 or, you never. 418 00:22:03,516 --> 00:22:06,023 - Hm, smells nice. 419 00:22:07,048 --> 00:22:09,395 - They, they're real? 420 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,798 Dad was right. 421 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,183 He's not nuts. 422 00:22:12,218 --> 00:22:13,534 My dad's not nuts! 423 00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:16,519 - A blue sky, how strange. 424 00:22:16,554 --> 00:22:18,269 - What am I doing here? 425 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,299 - I'm hungry. 426 00:22:19,334 --> 00:22:22,791 - Ok, so all we gotta do is find a viewing system. 427 00:22:26,801 --> 00:22:31,793 - Hands up, ee-yarthling, or we will uh, obliterate you! 428 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,166 - No, please! 429 00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:34,396 - What's obliterate? 430 00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:35,556 - Make him explode! 431 00:22:35,591 --> 00:22:36,912 - We don't know how to do that. 432 00:22:36,947 --> 00:22:37,773 - He doesn't know that! 433 00:22:37,808 --> 00:22:40,325 - Don't worry, we won't hurt you! 434 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,878 We're just looking for Jill! 435 00:22:41,913 --> 00:22:43,397 Do you know, where she is? 436 00:22:43,432 --> 00:22:44,600 - Huh? 437 00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:47,535 - We looking to get our hands on one of her NubbiDubbis. 438 00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:48,311 - Her what? 439 00:22:48,346 --> 00:22:50,015 - A NubbiDubbi massage mat. 440 00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:52,098 It's got thousands of polymer nubs 441 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:54,975 that can send us to cloud 9. 442 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:57,757 - It goes all the way up to 11! 443 00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,504 - You're not how I imagined aliens. 444 00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:01,834 - Aliens? 445 00:23:01,869 --> 00:23:05,197 We're not aliens, you're the aliens. 446 00:23:05,232 --> 00:23:06,397 - Yeah, we're Whoopies! 447 00:23:06,432 --> 00:23:08,566 We're the most attractive people in the galaxy. 448 00:23:08,601 --> 00:23:09,769 - Come on, fellas! 449 00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:12,415 Our multi-nubbed destiny awaits! 450 00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,624 - Wait, you can't leave your spaceship here! 451 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,150 - He's right. 452 00:23:17,185 --> 00:23:19,617 This space is clearly reserved for creatures 453 00:23:19,652 --> 00:23:21,800 with large wheels for backsides. 454 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,737 - Um, let's hide it in the barn over there. 455 00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:32,672 - Thanks, Ee-yarth-boy, we owe you one. 456 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:35,573 - It's actually pronounced Earth. 457 00:23:35,608 --> 00:23:36,955 - Ruff? 458 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:38,302 - Earth. 459 00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,257 - Ah, forget it. 460 00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:46,920 So, you flew through the whole universe in that? 461 00:23:46,955 --> 00:23:49,401 - No, this is only a landing craft. 462 00:23:49,436 --> 00:23:52,764 The cruise ship is much bigger, like a small town. 463 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:53,541 - Cruise ship? 464 00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:55,504 - Cosmic Caravan Cruises, baby! 465 00:23:55,539 --> 00:23:57,294 We put the you in universe! 466 00:23:57,329 --> 00:24:00,231 - Wow and all this is happening on my birthday! 467 00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:01,178 - Birthday? 468 00:24:01,213 --> 00:24:03,770 You mean the anniversary of the beginning of your existence? 469 00:24:04,754 --> 00:24:05,529 You heard that guys? 470 00:24:05,564 --> 00:24:07,867 It's the yurth boy's detachment day! 471 00:24:07,902 --> 00:24:09,879 - Detachment day? 472 00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:13,499 - Yeah, we Whoopies kind of grow on our moms. 473 00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:14,914 - Like a fungus, pretty much. 474 00:24:14,949 --> 00:24:17,080 - And when we're ready, the doctor scrapes us off. 475 00:24:17,115 --> 00:24:18,070 - Uh. 476 00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:19,053 - And that's our, 477 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:20,537 Detachment Day! 478 00:24:22,714 --> 00:24:26,468 ♪ A glorious detachment day to you ♪ 479 00:24:26,503 --> 00:24:28,388 - Hey, what's your name again? 480 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,333 - Luis. 481 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,380 - Huh, weird name, anyway. 482 00:24:31,415 --> 00:24:35,135 ♪ A glorious detachment day to you, Luis ♪ 483 00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:38,413 ♪ May all your happy D Day dreams come true, Luis ♪ 484 00:24:38,448 --> 00:24:40,162 ♪ Since they've scraped you from your mama ♪ 485 00:24:40,197 --> 00:24:41,579 ♪ You've been bringing joy-o-rama ♪ 486 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:45,878 ♪ Wishing you the best in everything you do, Luis. ♪ 487 00:24:46,773 --> 00:24:48,865 ♪ Bam, bah, bah, bah, bam, bah, bah, bah bam ♪ 488 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,529 ♪ Bah, ba, bah, bah, bah, bag, bam ♪ 489 00:24:50,564 --> 00:24:51,339 - Oh, Luis! 490 00:24:52,747 --> 00:24:53,737 - Thanks guys. 491 00:24:53,772 --> 00:24:56,638 That was really interesting. 492 00:24:56,673 --> 00:24:59,146 - Let's go, we have a mission to accomplish. 493 00:24:59,181 --> 00:25:00,691 - Alright, let's go! 494 00:25:00,726 --> 00:25:03,805 Go where? 495 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,204 - Hey, where are you going? 496 00:25:20,989 --> 00:25:22,278 Okay. 497 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:25,299 - Come, come snookums, off to the school play. 498 00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:26,544 It's getting late dear. 499 00:25:26,579 --> 00:25:29,651 - Oh, those e-arthlings are leaving their nest. 500 00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:33,836 - Looks like they'll be gone for a while. 501 00:25:33,871 --> 00:25:37,243 - Luis, does this nest have a signal-viewing apparatus? 502 00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:41,038 - Uh yeah, every house has one or 10. 503 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,022 - Perfect! 504 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,581 - Wait, no, but. 505 00:26:06,297 --> 00:26:10,650 - Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, wake up! 506 00:26:10,685 --> 00:26:11,756 Wake up, Dad! 507 00:26:18,284 --> 00:26:19,947 - What, uh, what, whoa, what the? 508 00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:24,727 - What would you do if aliens really have landed? 509 00:26:24,762 --> 00:26:26,493 - What, what are you talking about? 510 00:26:26,528 --> 00:26:28,571 - And what if they were friendly 511 00:26:28,606 --> 00:26:31,124 and didn't want to hurt anybody? 512 00:26:31,159 --> 00:26:33,608 - This is what you woke me up for? 513 00:26:33,643 --> 00:26:36,972 Why, I'd shoot them with my Shockfroster, of course! 514 00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:37,832 - Why? 515 00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:38,769 They're really nice. 516 00:26:38,804 --> 00:26:41,790 I mean, if they were real, I mean, they wouldn't- 517 00:26:41,825 --> 00:26:44,777 - Believe me, son, when aliens land here, again 518 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,407 they definitely won't be nice! 519 00:26:46,442 --> 00:26:49,300 They will plunder our resources and enslave us all. 520 00:26:49,335 --> 00:26:52,159 Something like that needs to be nipped in the bud! 521 00:26:53,694 --> 00:26:56,019 - Why are you asking me this? 522 00:26:56,054 --> 00:26:58,310 - Um well, no reason, you know. 523 00:26:58,345 --> 00:27:00,861 You told me to be more enthusiastic. 524 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,383 - Well, well that's great, but not in the middle of the day! 525 00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:09,308 You know I need my sleep so I can do my work at night. 526 00:27:11,141 --> 00:27:12,166 - Huh? 527 00:27:15,622 --> 00:27:17,124 - Such a strange boy. 528 00:27:17,159 --> 00:27:18,778 No idea where he gets that from. 529 00:27:20,356 --> 00:27:23,258 Come on! 530 00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:30,127 Okay. 531 00:27:39,470 --> 00:27:42,329 - Don't wake me again! Under any circumstances! 532 00:27:52,481 --> 00:27:53,293 - Huh? 533 00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:56,586 Hello? 534 00:27:56,621 --> 00:27:58,204 Hello, Mr. Sonntag? 535 00:27:58,239 --> 00:27:59,564 We had an appointment for three p. m! 536 00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:01,918 Did Luis not inform you? 537 00:28:01,953 --> 00:28:05,672 - Uh um, of course, yea, my son told me. 538 00:28:05,707 --> 00:28:08,701 But I, I can assure you that there is absolutely 539 00:28:08,736 --> 00:28:11,807 no need to send Luis away to that creepy lady's school. 540 00:28:11,842 --> 00:28:14,587 Luis, is that you? 541 00:28:14,622 --> 00:28:16,714 Do you take me for some kind of fool, boy? 542 00:28:16,749 --> 00:28:17,658 Very well. 543 00:28:17,693 --> 00:28:19,488 Well I'll just have to come and see for myself! 544 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:21,586 I'll be there in 20 minutes! 545 00:28:21,621 --> 00:28:23,837 And if I find even the smallest sign of neglect, 546 00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:25,041 your fathers custody of you 547 00:28:25,076 --> 00:28:27,508 will be removed on the spot, you understand! 548 00:28:27,543 --> 00:28:29,128 No, no, no, wait. 549 00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:39,240 - Oh. 550 00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:46,322 - Two large melons! - Huh, hey. 551 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:47,857 Look at this, it's fun huh? 552 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,754 Look at me! 553 00:28:49,777 --> 00:28:51,313 Look, help me. 554 00:28:53,318 --> 00:28:55,578 - Cut it out, Wabo, I have to concentrate! 555 00:28:55,613 --> 00:28:56,567 Argh matey. 556 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:59,248 - And tomorrow forecast is cloudy. 557 00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:01,381 - Ah, no. 558 00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,936 - Ah, Wabo, please. 559 00:29:17,935 --> 00:29:19,598 - Oh, what's that? 560 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,671 - This? 561 00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:22,200 Everybody knows what this is. 562 00:29:22,235 --> 00:29:24,725 It's a, one of those, 563 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,300 a face sucker! 564 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,292 - Hey, what does this button do? 565 00:29:33,327 --> 00:29:35,176 Whoa! 566 00:29:35,211 --> 00:29:37,225 - Oh oh oh, I found it! 567 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:39,605 - This is your last chance, forever! 568 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,594 Forever? 569 00:29:40,629 --> 00:29:44,212 - Only 14, no 13 NubbiDubbis left! 570 00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:47,795 Operators are waiting for your call! 571 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:48,837 13 left! 572 00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:49,844 12! 573 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:52,455 11 left. 574 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:55,135 To get your NubbiDubbi call the number on your screen. 575 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:57,318 Don't hesitate, call now. 576 00:29:57,353 --> 00:29:58,129 Five, one, five, three, 577 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:01,328 two, three, four, six, nine, eight! 578 00:30:01,363 --> 00:30:04,434 - Ah, we need to use a numbery thingemy! 579 00:30:07,379 --> 00:30:09,348 - Welcome to Teleshopping de Luxe. 580 00:30:09,383 --> 00:30:12,286 We have recognized your phone number in our system 581 00:30:12,321 --> 00:30:13,615 and have your shipping address. 582 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:16,176 What product are you purchasing today? 583 00:30:16,211 --> 00:30:17,796 - NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi! 584 00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:20,050 - I did not understand your response. 585 00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:22,191 I didn't get that. 586 00:30:22,226 --> 00:30:23,953 Please enter the product code 587 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,680 and quantity on your touch pad. 588 00:30:27,515 --> 00:30:30,459 Congratulations, your order was successful! 589 00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:35,494 You have ordered 333 electric toilet brushes. 590 00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:36,859 - Huh? 591 00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:38,947 - Hey guys, quick, let me in! 592 00:30:38,982 --> 00:30:40,099 - Oh, it's ee-yarth Luis! 593 00:30:40,134 --> 00:30:41,046 He can help. 594 00:30:41,081 --> 00:30:44,160 - Luis, we have to get this NubbiDubbi, please! 595 00:30:44,195 --> 00:30:47,609 - We are down to two, oh, no, only one NubbiDubbi left! 596 00:30:48,462 --> 00:30:49,273 Only one left. 597 00:30:50,425 --> 00:30:51,883 - Okay, Okay. 598 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,923 - NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi. 599 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,336 NubbiDubbi, NubbiDubbi. 600 00:30:55,371 --> 00:30:57,088 Your order was successful! 601 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,768 One NubbiDubbi will be delivered today! 602 00:30:59,803 --> 00:31:01,515 - Hehe, alright! 603 00:31:02,456 --> 00:31:03,266 - Nice one. 604 00:31:08,682 --> 00:31:10,134 - What's wrong, ee-yarth boy? 605 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:11,805 Have we been found? 606 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,144 Are we going to be probed? 607 00:31:14,179 --> 00:31:15,979 - Probed, no! 608 00:31:16,014 --> 00:31:16,839 - Aw. 609 00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:18,921 - I'm having trouble with my principal. 610 00:31:18,956 --> 00:31:20,680 Can I hide here with you guys? 611 00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:22,934 - Hehe, did you eat his lunch, heh? 612 00:31:22,969 --> 00:31:24,221 Been there, done that. 613 00:31:24,256 --> 00:31:27,711 - No, even worse, a lot worse. 614 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:33,086 - Don't worry, yurth boy, we'll help you, you're safe here. 615 00:31:33,121 --> 00:31:35,262 If this principal starts to make trouble, 616 00:31:35,297 --> 00:31:37,092 we'll uh, We'll uh. 617 00:31:37,127 --> 00:31:38,853 - Obliterate him?! 618 00:31:38,888 --> 00:31:42,002 - Yeah, you know, we still don't know how to do that. 619 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,790 - Hide! 620 00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:56,771 - Dios mio, what happened? 621 00:31:56,806 --> 00:31:58,853 - Our next item is the Slicey-Dicey! 622 00:31:58,888 --> 00:32:00,901 This makes preparing food easy and fun! 623 00:32:00,936 --> 00:32:03,718 - Look at this mess, dios mio. 624 00:32:19,715 --> 00:32:20,526 - Oh. 625 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:26,798 Who's there? 626 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,153 I know you're here! 627 00:32:29,188 --> 00:32:30,679 Do not mess with Valentina. 628 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,563 Oh you better be a scared. 629 00:32:34,598 --> 00:32:35,678 - Oh, okay! 630 00:32:35,713 --> 00:32:38,784 - Shh, we're toast. 631 00:32:38,819 --> 00:32:41,856 - Oh, maybe not. 632 00:32:49,152 --> 00:32:51,031 Mr. and Mrs. Winter! 633 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,280 I thought you were at your daughter's play. 634 00:32:54,315 --> 00:32:58,282 - Um, we were, but I had a sudden desire to take a shower! 635 00:33:00,032 --> 00:33:01,738 - Who showers in their clothes? 636 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,746 - I don't know. 637 00:33:04,781 --> 00:33:06,269 - We give up. 638 00:33:06,304 --> 00:33:07,562 Who showers in their clothes? 639 00:33:07,597 --> 00:33:08,821 - Is there somebody in there? 640 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,661 - Yes. - No. 641 00:33:10,696 --> 00:33:12,659 - Um, just me, visiting. 642 00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:14,587 Hi. 643 00:33:14,622 --> 00:33:17,949 - I, I'd better get to work! 644 00:33:33,692 --> 00:33:35,270 Oh, it's you, Allegro! 645 00:33:36,123 --> 00:33:38,385 I didn't see you there. 646 00:33:39,877 --> 00:33:41,369 Who's a good perro? 647 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,722 You like that, don't you? 648 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:47,131 - Oh, oh, oh yeah sure. 649 00:33:47,941 --> 00:33:50,245 That's good, lower to the left please. 650 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,215 - What is going on here? 651 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:54,725 Well it looks to me like someone has a crush on you. 652 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,565 - Oh come on, chill, babe. 653 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,647 Give me some more of that sweet loving huh, 654 00:33:58,682 --> 00:34:00,201 don't play hard to get! 655 00:34:00,236 --> 00:34:01,720 - Not one step more! 656 00:34:07,863 --> 00:34:09,750 - Was it something I said? 657 00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:12,087 You think I could get her number when she wakes up? 658 00:34:12,122 --> 00:34:14,387 - You always have to cause trouble, don't you? 659 00:34:14,422 --> 00:34:16,652 - Hey, is it my fault that the ladies love me? 660 00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:25,824 - Hey dude, the 'rents are gone! 661 00:34:25,859 --> 00:34:26,984 Told them I was sick yo 662 00:34:27,019 --> 00:34:29,878 and couldn't go to my dumb sister's dumb school play. 663 00:34:29,913 --> 00:34:31,975 Get over here, time to party! 664 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:35,507 Yeah, we can cruise with my old lady's car again. 665 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:36,448 She'll never know! 666 00:34:37,302 --> 00:34:38,111 Whoa. 667 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,106 Time out dude. 668 00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:43,870 The cleaning lady is dead or something. 669 00:34:45,832 --> 00:34:46,770 Valentina? 670 00:34:50,312 --> 00:34:51,854 Huh? 671 00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:54,237 Uh, call you back! 672 00:34:58,032 --> 00:34:59,056 Hey! 673 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,129 - What are you doing in my house, nerd boy, huh? 674 00:35:02,164 --> 00:35:03,682 - Um, I, uh. 675 00:35:03,717 --> 00:35:05,165 - Come on, talk! 676 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,247 - I can explain everything! 677 00:35:07,282 --> 00:35:09,260 Well, almost everything. 678 00:35:09,295 --> 00:35:11,600 Okay to be honest, I can't explain a whole lot. 679 00:35:11,635 --> 00:35:14,587 - Start with what you did to Valentina? 680 00:35:14,622 --> 00:35:15,438 - Who? 681 00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:17,318 - Huh? 682 00:35:18,639 --> 00:35:23,758 Mom, Dad, why are you back so early? 683 00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:25,303 - Never mind that! 684 00:35:25,338 --> 00:35:27,607 What's this about time to party 685 00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,560 and you driving your old lady's car? 686 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,029 - And who is this Old lady? 687 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:32,464 - I think he means you. 688 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:33,834 - Me, old? 689 00:35:33,869 --> 00:35:36,225 I'm not a day over 124! 690 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:39,374 - 125, don't make yourself younger than you are! 691 00:35:39,409 --> 00:35:41,226 - What is going on? 692 00:35:41,261 --> 00:35:43,008 - You are a rude boy! 693 00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:46,549 That's what's going on! 694 00:35:46,584 --> 00:35:49,227 - Whoa, she, she's drunk, yo! 695 00:35:49,262 --> 00:35:50,388 - Never mind her. 696 00:35:50,423 --> 00:35:53,409 Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! 697 00:35:53,444 --> 00:35:54,868 - You're his mother. 698 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,377 - Oh, right, yes, I'm your mother! 699 00:35:57,412 --> 00:35:58,835 I'm very disappointed in you. 700 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:03,051 - Whoa dude, something is very, very wrong here. 701 00:36:03,086 --> 00:36:05,574 - Go to your room, wherever that is! 702 00:36:05,609 --> 00:36:08,853 - Cool, I've always wanted to see that look on his face. 703 00:36:08,888 --> 00:36:09,704 - Uh. 704 00:36:10,729 --> 00:36:11,717 - Woohoo! 705 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:13,800 That was fun, what do we do now? 706 00:36:13,835 --> 00:36:14,825 - Nothing! 707 00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:18,410 As soon as our NubbiDubbi is delivered, 708 00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:19,908 we go back to the ship. 709 00:36:19,943 --> 00:36:23,015 - Okay, but until then, I wanna play more human game! 710 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,133 Yeah. 711 00:36:24,168 --> 00:36:25,882 Go to your room! 712 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:26,993 He totally bought it! 713 00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:28,777 He really thought I was his father! 714 00:36:30,183 --> 00:36:32,209 - Yeah, he did. 715 00:36:32,244 --> 00:36:34,201 Oh, no. 716 00:36:34,236 --> 00:36:35,944 It's almost 3 thirty. 717 00:36:35,979 --> 00:36:37,103 I have an idea! 718 00:36:37,138 --> 00:36:39,398 Wait here, I'll be right back! 719 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,175 What are you doing? 720 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,656 What did I just say? 721 00:36:53,691 --> 00:36:54,842 - Is this where you live? 722 00:36:54,877 --> 00:36:56,387 - Shh! 723 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:57,744 Shh! 724 00:36:58,851 --> 00:36:59,662 - Who's this? 725 00:36:59,697 --> 00:37:00,439 - That's my dad. 726 00:37:00,474 --> 00:37:04,741 - Oh, and he is a male, yes? 727 00:37:04,776 --> 00:37:05,983 - Yes. 728 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:08,066 - I'm getting good at this. 729 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,079 - Tickle, tickle, tickle. 730 00:37:10,114 --> 00:37:13,060 - Stop, if he wakes up he's gonna zap you with that! 731 00:37:13,095 --> 00:37:14,346 - With this? 732 00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:17,027 Whoa. 733 00:37:20,352 --> 00:37:21,642 Oops. 734 00:37:21,677 --> 00:37:22,494 - Stop it! 735 00:37:22,529 --> 00:37:23,604 We have to leave! 736 00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:25,986 The principal could arrive any second. 737 00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:27,359 - What, here? 738 00:37:27,394 --> 00:37:30,591 - Yes and when he sees this mess, he's gonna take me away. 739 00:37:30,626 --> 00:37:32,640 But I'm not going, no way! 740 00:37:32,675 --> 00:37:33,843 - Good grief! 741 00:37:33,878 --> 00:37:35,711 There must be a way to stop him! 742 00:37:36,734 --> 00:37:37,930 - There is. 743 00:38:15,686 --> 00:38:17,200 - Hey, what are you doing? 744 00:38:17,235 --> 00:38:18,679 I'm the cleaning lady. 745 00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:20,644 - No, I'm the cleaning lady! 746 00:38:20,679 --> 00:38:22,597 No, I'm the cleaning lady! 747 00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:23,798 - No, I am! 748 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:26,061 - No, I am the cleaning lady. 749 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,870 - Come on guys, you're both the cleaning lady. 750 00:38:29,894 --> 00:38:31,991 Yay, woohoo! 751 00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:35,097 - Uh, Luis, is that your principal? 752 00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:37,866 - Oh, no, he brought that creepy lady! 753 00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:40,601 - Looks like the show's about to begin. 754 00:38:41,497 --> 00:38:42,648 - Mmh. - Mmh. 755 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:50,506 - Oh, hello, Mr. Principal, what an honor! 756 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:55,659 I'm Armin Sonntag, do please come in. 757 00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:58,177 How nice of you to come by. - Mmh. 758 00:38:58,212 --> 00:39:00,653 - And who is this impressive specimen 759 00:39:00,688 --> 00:39:01,933 of humanness you have with you? 760 00:39:01,968 --> 00:39:03,730 - Well, this is Miss- 761 00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:05,644 - I am here to assess your capabilities 762 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:06,802 as a guardian for Luis 763 00:39:06,837 --> 00:39:09,739 and to see if he has an acceptable living environment. 764 00:39:09,774 --> 00:39:12,171 - Uh, yes, Luis's living environment 765 00:39:12,206 --> 00:39:13,801 is more than acceptable! 766 00:39:13,836 --> 00:39:18,100 It's downright passable, don't you agree? 767 00:39:19,893 --> 00:39:20,831 - Huh, hmm. 768 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,754 - Luis, where are your manners? 769 00:39:23,789 --> 00:39:25,447 Come here and say hi to our guests! 770 00:39:25,482 --> 00:39:30,601 - Oh, uh, uh, good afternoon and good afternoon to you too. 771 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:33,373 - Is it? 772 00:39:33,408 --> 00:39:34,567 We'll see! 773 00:39:35,848 --> 00:39:37,647 - Mr. Sonntag, we've had reports 774 00:39:37,682 --> 00:39:40,797 that you spend all day asleep on the sofa. 775 00:39:40,832 --> 00:39:42,158 - Ah, yes, well- 776 00:39:42,193 --> 00:39:43,449 - Not anymore! 777 00:39:43,484 --> 00:39:46,001 My dad is like a completely different person! 778 00:39:46,983 --> 00:39:47,793 - Hm. 779 00:39:50,226 --> 00:39:52,615 - Well, the house certainly is clean. 780 00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:55,004 - Oh yes, thanks to my fabulous staff. 781 00:39:56,837 --> 00:39:59,312 - Twins, hatched three minutes apart. 782 00:39:59,347 --> 00:40:01,207 - Strange, your neighbor called 783 00:40:01,242 --> 00:40:03,068 and said this place was a pig sty. 784 00:40:03,103 --> 00:40:03,842 - Really? 785 00:40:03,877 --> 00:40:05,163 Well, I'm not one to say 786 00:40:05,198 --> 00:40:07,085 anything bad about my neighbor's house, 787 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,703 but I mean, did you see their house? 788 00:40:11,685 --> 00:40:13,561 - My, quite the dump. 789 00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:18,603 - Isn't it true that you spend all night 790 00:40:18,638 --> 00:40:22,648 looking through your telescope, searching for aliens? 791 00:40:22,683 --> 00:40:25,119 - Ha ha, oh no, no, no, no, no, 792 00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:27,520 I'm no longer interested in aliens! 793 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,857 Crazy beings who rush all over the solar system 794 00:40:29,892 --> 00:40:31,479 babbling nonsense and making. 795 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,891 That's if they existed at all, of course. 796 00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:38,391 - Of course. 797 00:40:42,529 --> 00:40:44,105 - Hey beautiful. 798 00:40:50,933 --> 00:40:52,169 - How dare you! 799 00:40:52,204 --> 00:40:53,406 Stop that at once! 800 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:58,790 - Hm? 801 00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:01,172 - Oh, does someone else live here? 802 00:41:01,207 --> 00:41:03,560 - Oh, no that's my, uh. 803 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:04,593 - Alarm clock. 804 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,597 - At three-thirty in the afternoon? 805 00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:09,235 - Just a reminder to help Luis do his thing. 806 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:10,053 - Homework! 807 00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:11,633 - It's so important these days. 808 00:41:11,668 --> 00:41:14,269 Valentina, would you please be a dear and turn that off? 809 00:41:14,304 --> 00:41:16,361 - Certainly, Mr. Sonntag. - Certainly, Mr. Sonntag. 810 00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:18,031 - Hey, my name's Valentina! 811 00:41:18,066 --> 00:41:19,901 - No, my name's Valentina! - We can't both be 812 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:20,966 called Valentina! 813 00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:28,988 - Uh. 814 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,223 - Make a sound and I'll wring you like a nuclear mop, sh. 815 00:41:38,587 --> 00:41:40,207 - Sh. 816 00:41:46,863 --> 00:41:47,802 - No, the aliens. 817 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:51,086 Got to get away, got to get away. 818 00:42:07,426 --> 00:42:11,135 Mom, Dad, I saw an alien over there, look! 819 00:42:15,787 --> 00:42:17,280 - Oh man. 820 00:42:23,127 --> 00:42:23,936 - What? 821 00:42:31,614 --> 00:42:32,555 - What the? 822 00:42:34,004 --> 00:42:35,674 They're back! 823 00:42:35,709 --> 00:42:39,295 - Well then, the next thing we need to see is Luis's room. 824 00:42:40,105 --> 00:42:40,880 Come on, Luis. 825 00:42:40,915 --> 00:42:42,970 - Uh, right, my bedroom. 826 00:42:43,005 --> 00:42:45,181 I'd be happy to show you my bedroom. 827 00:42:47,656 --> 00:42:48,679 Oh, drat. 828 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:56,188 - Ah well, this is the bathroom of course. 829 00:42:57,554 --> 00:42:58,961 Just down here, um! 830 00:43:01,224 --> 00:43:02,929 Okay that's the closet. 831 00:43:03,868 --> 00:43:05,894 - Your room, please! 832 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:07,921 - Yes, yes, my room. 833 00:43:09,158 --> 00:43:12,144 Here it is! 834 00:43:12,179 --> 00:43:15,131 - Um, ah, um. 835 00:43:17,563 --> 00:43:19,653 - And this is your room, Luis? 836 00:43:20,633 --> 00:43:22,220 - My son loves this room! 837 00:43:22,255 --> 00:43:25,112 He can't get enough cute little frilly things. 838 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:31,000 - And who likes to wear these? 839 00:43:31,035 --> 00:43:32,672 - Uh, uh. 840 00:43:32,707 --> 00:43:37,060 - Young man, tell me right now what is going on! 841 00:43:37,095 --> 00:43:42,179 - I, I, uh, okay, this isn't my room. 842 00:43:42,391 --> 00:43:43,251 - Aha! 843 00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:45,419 - And that's not my father. 844 00:43:45,454 --> 00:43:46,579 - Aha! 845 00:43:46,614 --> 00:43:49,985 - What I mean is, he's not just my father. 846 00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:51,477 He's also my best friend. 847 00:43:51,512 --> 00:43:52,297 - Ugh. 848 00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:54,466 - He's is building a brand new room for me in the attic, 849 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,818 an amazing room, just the way I want! 850 00:43:56,853 --> 00:43:59,584 Until it's done, I live here with my little sister. 851 00:43:59,619 --> 00:44:00,360 - Hm. 852 00:44:00,395 --> 00:44:03,892 - My dad may be unusual, but he's always there for me. 853 00:44:03,927 --> 00:44:05,892 On the weekends we have loads of 854 00:44:05,927 --> 00:44:07,823 really cool adventures together 855 00:44:07,858 --> 00:44:11,187 and if I ever feel sad he whips up my favorite dinner, 856 00:44:11,222 --> 00:44:15,113 spaghetti carbonara, just like Mom used to make. " 857 00:44:15,148 --> 00:44:18,953 He's the best dad in the whole world. 858 00:44:21,087 --> 00:44:22,111 - It's true, I am! 859 00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:28,336 - Well, now, it's obvious that Luis is not neglected. 860 00:44:28,371 --> 00:44:29,753 This case is closed. 861 00:44:29,788 --> 00:44:31,409 Come along, Ms. Diekendaker! 862 00:44:32,689 --> 00:44:33,500 - Mm. 863 00:44:37,553 --> 00:44:41,328 - Mr. Sonntag, I noticed that you're a urologist. 864 00:44:41,363 --> 00:44:45,104 I'm having a little trouble with my, uh, waterworks. 865 00:44:45,139 --> 00:44:46,391 Drop by anytime! 866 00:44:46,426 --> 00:44:48,560 I'll be happy to check you over thoroughly 867 00:44:48,595 --> 00:44:50,480 and that goes for you too! 868 00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:51,290 - Hm. 869 00:44:52,996 --> 00:44:55,981 - I still say there's something fishy going on here. 870 00:44:56,016 --> 00:44:57,355 - Oh, nonsense. 871 00:44:57,390 --> 00:45:00,249 Everything was above board, huh? 872 00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:01,366 - They're finally here! 873 00:45:01,401 --> 00:45:04,172 Aliens have landed and they're here, 874 00:45:05,155 --> 00:45:06,199 in this neighborhood! 875 00:45:06,234 --> 00:45:07,244 Are you listening? 876 00:45:08,823 --> 00:45:09,813 - Oh no! 877 00:45:09,848 --> 00:45:10,659 - Huh? - Huh? 878 00:45:10,694 --> 00:45:11,470 - Huh? 879 00:45:14,158 --> 00:45:15,778 - We've been busted! 880 00:45:16,887 --> 00:45:18,507 Quick, let's get out of here! 881 00:45:20,428 --> 00:45:21,751 - What about the NubbiDubbi? 882 00:45:21,786 --> 00:45:23,458 - Forget about it! 883 00:45:27,722 --> 00:45:28,789 Come on! 884 00:45:31,136 --> 00:45:33,831 - I don't know. - Hurry! 885 00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:36,127 - Luis, what's your take on the shocking news 886 00:45:36,162 --> 00:45:37,926 that instant hot chocolate packs 887 00:45:37,961 --> 00:45:40,009 have received a five cent price bump? 888 00:45:40,044 --> 00:45:40,998 - I don't know! 889 00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:43,943 - Oh Luis, stop saying I don't know! 890 00:45:43,978 --> 00:45:46,536 How am I supposed to do a story with no answers? 891 00:45:46,571 --> 00:45:47,347 - Oh no. 892 00:45:48,285 --> 00:45:49,188 - This way! 893 00:45:49,223 --> 00:45:52,296 - We should never have come to this planet! 894 00:45:52,331 --> 00:45:54,343 - What's going on? 895 00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:55,367 Ow. - Move! 896 00:46:05,778 --> 00:46:06,630 In here! 897 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:12,774 Oh no, it's locked! 898 00:46:16,059 --> 00:46:18,448 Hey, what about me! 899 00:46:18,483 --> 00:46:19,941 Huh, oh, Okay. 900 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:29,754 - Luis, you're not gonna get away with this! 901 00:46:31,674 --> 00:46:32,783 - Ah! 902 00:46:58,848 --> 00:46:59,836 - Ah, greetings, boy! 903 00:46:59,871 --> 00:47:02,731 Would you or your friends like an ice cream treat from me, 904 00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:03,968 the ice cream man? 905 00:47:04,003 --> 00:47:05,085 - Not today! 906 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,039 - Because I am an ice cream man, you see, 907 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,917 and I am selling ice cream. 908 00:47:25,469 --> 00:47:28,158 - Hey guys, I think we lost them. 909 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:30,385 Cool. 910 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:31,962 What are we do now? 911 00:47:31,997 --> 00:47:33,625 - I'll tell you what we do, 912 00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:37,756 we get off this crazy rock and go home where it's safe! 913 00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:41,255 - Can um, can I come with you? 914 00:47:41,290 --> 00:47:42,030 - What? 915 00:47:42,065 --> 00:47:43,780 - Are you serious? 916 00:47:43,815 --> 00:47:45,436 Do you really want to leave your home? 917 00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:46,680 - Why not? 918 00:47:46,715 --> 00:47:48,132 I've got nothing here 919 00:47:48,167 --> 00:47:53,113 and that creepy lady, she's gonna find me no matter what. 920 00:47:53,148 --> 00:47:55,383 - Yeah, let's bring him back with us. 921 00:47:55,418 --> 00:47:57,936 - If we show up back at the ship with a ee-yarthling, 922 00:47:57,971 --> 00:47:59,394 we'll be in big trouble! 923 00:47:59,429 --> 00:48:01,902 - But if I stay they just gonna cart me off 924 00:48:01,937 --> 00:48:04,376 and throw me in some home for weird kids. 925 00:48:05,615 --> 00:48:06,433 - Oh come on, Nag! 926 00:48:06,468 --> 00:48:08,183 Let's give the kid a chance. 927 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,590 - And how are we going to explain it? 928 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:12,355 You know what'll happen when the captain finds him. 929 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,701 He won't hesitate to yell at us. 930 00:48:16,663 --> 00:48:18,676 Let's just take him then 931 00:48:18,711 --> 00:48:20,723 and don't say I didn't warn you. 932 00:48:20,758 --> 00:48:23,490 This calls for a celebration! 933 00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:49,471 - But how do you know they're even in here? 934 00:48:49,506 --> 00:48:50,631 - I sense it! 935 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:54,547 The smell of loneliness of that punk kid is unmistakable! 936 00:48:54,582 --> 00:48:55,536 - Why don't we call it a day, 937 00:48:55,571 --> 00:48:58,217 come back tomorrow refreshed and energized? 938 00:48:58,252 --> 00:49:00,145 - You can't be serious. 939 00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:04,489 No child has ever dared to undermine me in such a way. 940 00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:06,109 This is personal! 941 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,115 Huh, hm. 942 00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:16,399 Oh my poor sweet thing. 943 00:49:16,434 --> 00:49:19,120 Come here, let me dry your tears. 944 00:49:25,862 --> 00:49:26,928 Hm. 945 00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:27,994 Hm, hm. 946 00:49:32,431 --> 00:49:33,932 - Quickly, this way! 947 00:49:33,967 --> 00:49:39,088 - Oh, provisions for the journey! 948 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,799 - Give me! 949 00:49:45,871 --> 00:49:47,789 - What are you guys doing? 950 00:49:50,435 --> 00:49:51,245 - Ah! 951 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,358 - Luis Sonntag, what's going on here? 952 00:50:10,393 --> 00:50:11,775 Why is the principal chasing you 953 00:50:11,810 --> 00:50:15,051 and who are those weird looking people with you? 954 00:50:15,086 --> 00:50:16,754 - I don't know what you're talking about! 955 00:50:16,789 --> 00:50:18,422 - You're going nowhere until you tell us 956 00:50:18,457 --> 00:50:19,880 exactly what's going on! 957 00:50:19,915 --> 00:50:22,601 - Please, Jennifer, I've got no time to explain. 958 00:50:22,636 --> 00:50:23,626 Let me through! 959 00:50:24,735 --> 00:50:26,952 - No, answers now. 960 00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:31,816 Luis! 961 00:50:33,949 --> 00:50:35,911 Patty, you getting this? 962 00:50:35,946 --> 00:50:36,935 Ah, ah, ah. 963 00:50:42,611 --> 00:50:44,061 - Over there! 964 00:50:49,009 --> 00:50:50,759 - Quick guys, let's hide in here. 965 00:50:50,794 --> 00:50:53,105 Yeah, right there. 966 00:50:54,043 --> 00:50:54,855 Huh, ah. 967 00:50:58,437 --> 00:50:59,420 - Ah. 968 00:51:07,651 --> 00:51:08,635 - In there. 969 00:51:13,881 --> 00:51:15,808 - Oh, welcome. 970 00:51:15,843 --> 00:51:18,191 - What can we do for you? 971 00:51:18,226 --> 00:51:19,855 - Mmh. 972 00:51:28,129 --> 00:51:28,941 - Ha! 973 00:51:31,075 --> 00:51:31,885 Huh? 974 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,886 - Goodness gracious, I look terrible! 975 00:51:40,921 --> 00:51:41,697 Ah, ah. 976 00:51:44,044 --> 00:51:45,844 - You're right, you're hideous, 977 00:51:45,879 --> 00:51:48,438 but don't worry, we can fix you up in a jiffy! 978 00:51:53,685 --> 00:51:54,760 - Mmh. 979 00:51:54,795 --> 00:51:58,464 - Uh, somebody is in desperate need of a make-over! 980 00:51:58,499 --> 00:51:59,834 - I have no intention of letting you- 981 00:51:59,869 --> 00:52:03,965 - Trust me, this will be tres chic! 982 00:52:10,108 --> 00:52:11,132 - What did you do? 983 00:52:11,167 --> 00:52:12,116 - Oops! 984 00:52:19,198 --> 00:52:20,307 - Break time! 985 00:52:22,098 --> 00:52:22,909 - Huh? 986 00:52:24,657 --> 00:52:26,237 - The boy! 987 00:52:32,634 --> 00:52:33,446 Get him. 988 00:52:34,811 --> 00:52:36,730 - I want that same do! 989 00:52:41,509 --> 00:52:42,320 - Aha! 990 00:52:51,064 --> 00:52:53,816 Ah, careful, don't break it. 991 00:52:53,851 --> 00:52:56,569 So ready to go home, slowly. 992 00:53:03,694 --> 00:53:06,466 - Get your butt out of my face! 993 00:53:10,946 --> 00:53:11,756 - Now what? 994 00:53:16,065 --> 00:53:19,392 - Mog, you only had one job to do! 995 00:53:19,427 --> 00:53:21,184 - It's not my fault! 996 00:53:27,755 --> 00:53:29,675 - It's gotta be the gizmo that connects to the doo-hickey 997 00:53:29,710 --> 00:53:32,020 to the whosey-whatzit, I can fix it. 998 00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:36,115 This won't take long. 999 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:41,030 - Oh wow, real aliens? 1000 00:53:41,065 --> 00:53:45,374 Patty, keep shooting, this will be the biggest story ever! 1001 00:53:45,409 --> 00:53:46,952 We're going to win the Pulitzer. 1002 00:53:46,987 --> 00:53:48,837 Wouldn't that be awesome? 1003 00:53:48,872 --> 00:53:51,816 - Hey guys, I, found the problem. 1004 00:53:51,851 --> 00:53:53,521 There, good as new! 1005 00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:54,853 - Fantastic. 1006 00:53:54,888 --> 00:53:57,448 Well I hope you know how to put it back together. 1007 00:53:57,483 --> 00:54:00,688 Oh, well. 1008 00:54:02,567 --> 00:54:07,474 - Of all the laser-brained idiots in the galaxy, 1009 00:54:07,509 --> 00:54:08,880 I end up with you! 1010 00:54:08,915 --> 00:54:10,253 - And Me! 1011 00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:11,888 We're gonna be stuck here forever 1012 00:54:11,923 --> 00:54:13,489 on a planet that smells like sewage 1013 00:54:13,524 --> 00:54:15,425 and it's all your fault! 1014 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,292 - Hey, stop it, right now! 1015 00:54:17,327 --> 00:54:19,204 You guys are friends, remember? 1016 00:54:20,142 --> 00:54:21,124 - Ish. 1017 00:54:22,148 --> 00:54:24,203 - Enough, I have an idea. 1018 00:54:24,238 --> 00:54:26,926 My dad's got all kinds of space-gizmos at home. 1019 00:54:26,961 --> 00:54:27,916 Maybe there is one that could 1020 00:54:27,951 --> 00:54:29,836 signal your mother ship to come pick us up. 1021 00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:32,984 - Yeah, great idea, except for that frostshock gun 1022 00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:35,424 and your dad's itchy trigger finger! 1023 00:54:35,459 --> 00:54:37,805 - Don't worry, I'll figure something out. 1024 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,596 - Well, it's worth a shot. 1025 00:54:39,631 --> 00:54:40,620 Follow me! 1026 00:54:42,712 --> 00:54:45,739 - Oh Patty, this footage is dynamite. 1027 00:54:45,774 --> 00:54:46,935 What'd you got so far? 1028 00:54:48,387 --> 00:54:50,860 Oh no, you had it on selfie. 1029 00:54:52,906 --> 00:54:54,786 - Dad, you home? 1030 00:54:55,978 --> 00:54:56,876 Come on. 1031 00:55:00,374 --> 00:55:02,165 Ah. 1032 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,922 - Hm. 1033 00:55:03,957 --> 00:55:06,099 - What, I'm a nervous eater. 1034 00:55:06,134 --> 00:55:08,608 - It's okay, nobody reads them anyway. 1035 00:55:12,959 --> 00:55:13,768 - Hm, hm, no. 1036 00:55:15,092 --> 00:55:16,420 Oh come on, oh. 1037 00:55:16,455 --> 00:55:20,681 Oh, oh, oh, I can do something with this! 1038 00:55:20,716 --> 00:55:23,622 I just put, do-da-do, over there. 1039 00:55:24,646 --> 00:55:26,107 There we go. 1040 00:55:26,142 --> 00:55:28,317 - As long as you don't take it apart. 1041 00:55:28,352 --> 00:55:29,767 - Have I ever let you down? 1042 00:55:29,802 --> 00:55:30,799 - Yes. - Yeah. 1043 00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:34,077 - About five minutes ago, just focus! 1044 00:55:35,911 --> 00:55:38,982 - Hm, oh, what is that? 1045 00:55:40,178 --> 00:55:44,018 - Oh, it's an old drawing my dad did when he was a kid. 1046 00:55:44,053 --> 00:55:46,533 - Looks like a Tontonian. 1047 00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:51,909 - Hello, can anybody hear me? 1048 00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:55,074 Ah, yeah, ah, funny story. 1049 00:55:55,109 --> 00:55:58,011 We kind of get stranded on that planet ear-th 1050 00:55:58,046 --> 00:56:00,954 and we need your help. 1051 00:56:00,989 --> 00:56:02,753 OK, I'll wait! 1052 00:56:02,788 --> 00:56:03,904 - What are they saying? 1053 00:56:03,939 --> 00:56:05,582 - They're trying to locate us. 1054 00:56:05,617 --> 00:56:07,225 It might take a little while. 1055 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,674 - I'll be right back! 1056 00:56:08,709 --> 00:56:09,528 - Mh? 1057 00:56:17,463 --> 00:56:19,987 - Dear Dad, looks like you were right! 1058 00:56:20,022 --> 00:56:23,649 Aliens do exist after all and they're really cool! 1059 00:56:24,759 --> 00:56:26,636 I'm going to have to leave with them. 1060 00:56:27,575 --> 00:56:29,964 Maybe you'll be able to spot me in space 1061 00:56:29,999 --> 00:56:31,592 with your telescope. 1062 00:56:31,627 --> 00:56:34,270 I will remember you always, your Luis. 1063 00:56:56,797 --> 00:56:57,820 Huh? 1064 00:56:58,843 --> 00:57:03,111 - Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, gotcha, okay. 1065 00:57:03,146 --> 00:57:04,228 - What are they saying? 1066 00:57:04,263 --> 00:57:06,076 - Luis, is there an isolated place 1067 00:57:06,111 --> 00:57:07,855 where they can come pick us up? 1068 00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:11,260 - Um well, we just had our class trip to Dragons Peak. 1069 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:12,540 There is never anyone up there. 1070 00:57:12,575 --> 00:57:13,658 - You get that? 1071 00:57:13,693 --> 00:57:16,215 Aha, hm, Okay, thanks. 1072 00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:17,368 - Right, we have to be at the top 1073 00:57:17,403 --> 00:57:19,984 of Dragons Peak in 45 ee-yarth minutes! 1074 00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:22,565 They'll shine a beam that'll pick us up! 1075 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:25,211 - Huh? 1076 00:57:29,519 --> 00:57:30,584 - Freeze, huh? 1077 00:57:43,896 --> 00:57:44,919 Who's there? 1078 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,733 Huh? 1079 00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:03,223 What now? 1080 00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,586 - Oh, oh Mr. Sonntag! 1081 00:58:09,621 --> 00:58:12,481 It's Mr. and Mrs. Winter, they, they- 1082 00:58:12,516 --> 00:58:13,256 - They what? 1083 00:58:13,291 --> 00:58:15,260 - They tied me up! 1084 00:58:15,295 --> 00:58:16,668 - Listen, uh, Valentina, 1085 00:58:16,703 --> 00:58:19,731 I try not to get involved in people's personal lives. 1086 00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:21,264 - No, no, listen! 1087 00:58:21,299 --> 00:58:22,762 They are not human. 1088 00:58:22,797 --> 00:58:23,792 - Come again? 1089 00:58:23,827 --> 00:58:26,268 - Their bodies are all wibbly-wobbly 1090 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,947 and they can transform to look like anyone 1091 00:58:28,982 --> 00:58:31,592 and, and if you punch them in the stomach 1092 00:58:31,627 --> 00:58:33,854 they turn into, into, el monstruoso! 1093 00:58:34,707 --> 00:58:37,266 Oh, Senor Sonntag, I think they're- 1094 00:58:37,301 --> 00:58:39,150 - Of course! 1095 00:58:39,185 --> 00:58:40,209 What better way to disguise yourself 1096 00:58:40,244 --> 00:58:42,040 than as the perfect family? 1097 00:58:42,075 --> 00:58:43,802 Why didn't I see it before? 1098 00:58:43,837 --> 00:58:46,353 Come in my dear woman, tell me all about it. 1099 00:58:49,423 --> 00:58:51,436 - Can you pilot this thing? 1100 00:58:51,471 --> 00:58:54,587 - Oof, this piece of primitive tech, please! 1101 00:58:54,622 --> 00:58:56,591 Adjust this, turn this. 1102 00:58:58,638 --> 00:58:59,963 Oh my gosh, oh. 1103 00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:02,734 - Mmh. 1104 00:59:07,939 --> 00:59:10,926 - Oh, oh, all under control! 1105 00:59:18,093 --> 00:59:20,141 I meant to do that. 1106 00:59:24,236 --> 00:59:25,225 - Huh? 1107 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,464 - Good news son! 1108 00:59:26,499 --> 00:59:28,461 You're not grounded anymore. 1109 00:59:28,496 --> 00:59:30,423 How about a family road trip? 1110 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,368 - Uh, uh. 1111 00:59:31,403 --> 00:59:33,453 - Doesn't that sound lovely? 1112 00:59:33,488 --> 00:59:34,475 - What? 1113 00:59:40,064 --> 00:59:41,607 - Climb in, son! 1114 00:59:41,642 --> 00:59:44,246 - Uh, that's the drivers seat. 1115 00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:45,522 - Exactly, young man! 1116 00:59:45,557 --> 00:59:46,728 It's time to grow up 1117 00:59:46,763 --> 00:59:49,833 by operating a motor vehicle run on fossil fuels! 1118 00:59:49,868 --> 00:59:50,900 - Awesome, yo! 1119 00:59:52,224 --> 00:59:53,596 Hi. 1120 00:59:53,631 --> 00:59:54,952 - What's he doing here? 1121 00:59:54,987 --> 00:59:56,485 - Who, Luis? 1122 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,948 He's our friend. 1123 00:59:57,983 --> 01:00:00,671 We should include him in more things, don't you think? 1124 01:00:00,706 --> 01:00:03,195 - I guess, where are we going? 1125 01:00:03,230 --> 01:00:06,985 - Well, we're taking a nice little drive to Dragon's Peak! 1126 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,443 - Oh, that's boring. 1127 01:00:08,478 --> 01:00:10,311 There's nothing to do there, dawgs. 1128 01:00:10,346 --> 01:00:12,026 - That sounds perfect. 1129 01:00:12,061 --> 01:00:14,406 - Come on, put the pedal to the metal! 1130 01:00:14,441 --> 01:00:15,901 - Huh? 1131 01:00:49,218 --> 01:00:52,439 - Marlon, get down here immediately! 1132 01:00:52,474 --> 01:00:55,626 You've got some explaining to do! 1133 01:00:55,661 --> 01:00:59,075 - We can't leave that boy alone for even a few hours! 1134 01:00:59,110 --> 01:01:02,019 Oh, my therapist is gonna hear about this! 1135 01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:06,590 - Sonntag, what on earth are- 1136 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:08,937 - Get out here you filthy creature! 1137 01:01:08,972 --> 01:01:12,405 - This, ladies and gentlemen, is a historic moment. 1138 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,839 After years of futile attempts, I, Armin Sonntag, 1139 01:01:15,874 --> 01:01:17,598 can finally prove the existence 1140 01:01:17,633 --> 01:01:19,934 of extraterrestrials beyond any doubt! 1141 01:01:19,969 --> 01:01:21,174 - What are you going on about? 1142 01:01:21,209 --> 01:01:22,971 This man is crazy! 1143 01:01:23,006 --> 01:01:25,054 - Hey over here. - Yeah, yeah, right here. 1144 01:01:25,089 --> 01:01:26,343 - What's going on? 1145 01:01:26,378 --> 01:01:28,853 - Who would have suspected that my lovely neighbors 1146 01:01:28,888 --> 01:01:33,673 actually are in reality alien invaders? 1147 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,930 Observe their flexible bodies. 1148 01:01:35,965 --> 01:01:38,118 As soft and wobbly as Jello! 1149 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,031 And if you punch them in the stomach, 1150 01:01:40,066 --> 01:01:41,780 they revert to their alien form. 1151 01:01:43,485 --> 01:01:46,003 - That's it Sonntag, I'm having you arrested! 1152 01:01:46,038 --> 01:01:47,539 Maybe a little harder. 1153 01:01:53,597 --> 01:01:55,474 - Go away, you dreadful alien spawn! 1154 01:01:55,509 --> 01:01:56,794 - I'm a princess! 1155 01:01:58,246 --> 01:02:00,038 - Let's see what you revert to! 1156 01:02:00,073 --> 01:02:01,198 - We've seen enough! 1157 01:02:01,233 --> 01:02:03,502 - Yeah another false alarm, crackpot! 1158 01:02:03,537 --> 01:02:06,224 - If we hurry maybe we can get that Bigfoot story. 1159 01:02:06,259 --> 01:02:08,485 - And apparently it's just a simple case 1160 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,070 of a neighborhood quarrel. 1161 01:02:10,105 --> 01:02:13,306 - Mr. Sonntag, have you seen your son? 1162 01:02:13,341 --> 01:02:15,524 - Luis, what about Luis? 1163 01:02:15,559 --> 01:02:16,428 - I saw him! 1164 01:02:16,463 --> 01:02:19,620 He was with the Winters, they drove away a few minutes ago. 1165 01:02:19,655 --> 01:02:21,023 - That's impossible! 1166 01:02:21,058 --> 01:02:22,392 - In your new SUV 1167 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,720 and Marlon was driving! 1168 01:02:25,755 --> 01:02:26,625 - What? 1169 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,620 That's them, the real aliens 1170 01:02:28,655 --> 01:02:30,582 and they have my son! 1171 01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:31,914 - And our son! 1172 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,359 - Any idea where they were going? 1173 01:02:34,394 --> 01:02:36,769 - I heard them mention Dragon's Peak. 1174 01:02:36,804 --> 01:02:37,750 - Let's go! 1175 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,001 Oh, darn it 1176 01:02:41,036 --> 01:02:42,870 - A delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Winter. 1177 01:02:42,905 --> 01:02:44,834 A NubbiDubbi? 1178 01:02:47,521 --> 01:02:49,185 - How fast can this thing go? 1179 01:03:02,623 --> 01:03:04,521 Hurry, they're getting away! 1180 01:03:04,556 --> 01:03:06,511 - Look, I appreciate the bribe, 1181 01:03:06,546 --> 01:03:08,466 but there's a speed limit you know! 1182 01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:14,611 - Oh, for the love of, get out of my way! 1183 01:03:24,253 --> 01:03:26,010 - I am a leaf. 1184 01:03:26,045 --> 01:03:30,404 I am soaring through the sky on a gentle breeze. 1185 01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:34,063 - That's good dear, stay in your safe zone, remain calm. 1186 01:03:34,098 --> 01:03:36,419 - Oh shush Gary, how can I be calm? 1187 01:03:36,454 --> 01:03:40,206 What if our son has really been abducted by aliens? 1188 01:03:40,241 --> 01:03:41,196 - Don't be silly, darling! 1189 01:03:41,231 --> 01:03:44,817 There must be a simple explanation for this whole thing! 1190 01:04:11,694 --> 01:04:14,978 - Watch it, will you, this ain't a race car! 1191 01:04:20,138 --> 01:04:21,163 You dropped something. 1192 01:04:24,234 --> 01:04:25,430 - It's a note from Luis. 1193 01:04:28,501 --> 01:04:30,721 He's leaving with the aliens! 1194 01:04:49,363 --> 01:04:50,949 - There, our SUV! 1195 01:04:50,984 --> 01:04:53,587 Marlon! 1196 01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:03,635 - Hey, guys, we're being followed 1197 01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:05,405 by a humanoid carrier vehicle. 1198 01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:10,140 - And it's being driven by Diekendaker! 1199 01:05:12,913 --> 01:05:15,514 - Come on, Marlon, engage warp speed! 1200 01:05:15,549 --> 01:05:16,752 - Oh! 1201 01:05:20,079 --> 01:05:20,856 - Have you lost your mind? 1202 01:05:20,891 --> 01:05:23,372 - Holy Jemimah, what are you doing? 1203 01:05:23,407 --> 01:05:26,691 - No snotty nose kid is gonna make a fool out of me! 1204 01:05:28,229 --> 01:05:30,405 - Why is a mail truck ramming us? 1205 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,075 - Oh, probably just jealous 1206 01:05:32,110 --> 01:05:34,627 we're taking such a lovely family trip. 1207 01:05:41,197 --> 01:05:44,141 - Think you can escape me, think again! 1208 01:05:47,212 --> 01:05:48,237 - Watch out! 1209 01:05:56,556 --> 01:05:57,664 - Hm. 1210 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:03,048 Good driving son! 1211 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:05,054 I'm proud of you, boy of mine. 1212 01:06:05,089 --> 01:06:07,646 - Yo, is somebody gonna finally tell me 1213 01:06:07,681 --> 01:06:09,478 what the heck is going on here? 1214 01:06:09,513 --> 01:06:11,972 Why was that mail truck chasing us? 1215 01:06:12,007 --> 01:06:14,397 And what kind of family trip is this? 1216 01:06:14,432 --> 01:06:17,504 - Well, at least he didn't crash. We have to give him that. 1217 01:06:17,539 --> 01:06:21,727 - Okay, Marlon, your parents, they well, 1218 01:06:21,762 --> 01:06:23,476 they're not exactly your parents. 1219 01:06:23,511 --> 01:06:25,488 They're aliens. 1220 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:27,037 - They must be if they want to 1221 01:06:27,072 --> 01:06:28,552 hang out with a freak like you! 1222 01:06:28,587 --> 01:06:29,891 - Luis isn't a freak! 1223 01:06:29,926 --> 01:06:31,160 Jennifer? 1224 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:33,243 - You just don't get it Marlon. 1225 01:06:33,278 --> 01:06:34,267 Isn't that right, Patty? 1226 01:06:34,302 --> 01:06:35,288 - Hm-mm. 1227 01:06:35,323 --> 01:06:36,240 - What? 1228 01:06:36,275 --> 01:06:37,476 - Don't you understand? 1229 01:06:37,511 --> 01:06:39,352 Luis is the first person on Earth 1230 01:06:39,387 --> 01:06:42,077 to be in contact with extra-terrestrials! 1231 01:06:42,112 --> 01:06:43,608 He's a trailblazer! 1232 01:06:43,643 --> 01:06:45,070 - Wait, you know? 1233 01:06:45,105 --> 01:06:47,577 - Of course I know, I'm a journalist! 1234 01:06:49,841 --> 01:06:50,958 - Hm. 1235 01:06:50,993 --> 01:06:54,448 - Okay fine, my parents are weirdos for sure, 1236 01:06:54,483 --> 01:06:57,222 but there's no such thing as aliens! 1237 01:06:57,257 --> 01:06:58,244 - Show him guys. 1238 01:06:59,865 --> 01:07:01,359 - Ta-dah! - Ta-dah! 1239 01:07:01,394 --> 01:07:02,127 - Ta-dah! 1240 01:07:05,925 --> 01:07:08,483 - Cool it, they won't hurt you! 1241 01:07:09,423 --> 01:07:11,127 - Patty, you getting this? 1242 01:07:11,162 --> 01:07:12,110 - Um. 1243 01:07:28,705 --> 01:07:29,822 - Come on, Luis! 1244 01:07:29,857 --> 01:07:31,564 We have to get to the highest point of the mountain 1245 01:07:31,599 --> 01:07:33,193 so they can beam us up! 1246 01:07:33,228 --> 01:07:36,128 - You want to go with the aliens? 1247 01:07:36,163 --> 01:07:37,281 - I have to. 1248 01:07:37,316 --> 01:07:38,091 - Why? 1249 01:07:39,796 --> 01:07:41,973 - I, I just have to. 1250 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,367 - They're coming! 1251 01:07:54,515 --> 01:07:56,307 - Where did you learn to drive lady? 1252 01:08:01,257 --> 01:08:02,366 - There, look! 1253 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,632 - Luis, don't do it. 1254 01:08:16,913 --> 01:08:18,586 Wow. 1255 01:08:18,621 --> 01:08:19,610 - Whoa, dude. 1256 01:08:19,645 --> 01:08:21,775 - We have to go, come on guys! 1257 01:08:21,810 --> 01:08:23,823 - Come on Patty! 1258 01:08:27,664 --> 01:08:28,440 - If they want to escape, 1259 01:08:28,475 --> 01:08:30,990 they'll have to position themselves under that ship. 1260 01:08:31,025 --> 01:08:32,014 - What are we waiting for? 1261 01:08:32,049 --> 01:08:33,038 Let's go! 1262 01:08:35,172 --> 01:08:36,152 - Finally. 1263 01:08:36,187 --> 01:08:37,133 - At last! 1264 01:08:46,349 --> 01:08:48,405 Luis, Luis, stop! 1265 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,233 Back away from the aliens! 1266 01:08:50,268 --> 01:08:51,679 - No Dad, you can't. 1267 01:08:51,714 --> 01:08:53,056 They're my friends! 1268 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:54,499 - But you can't leave with them, Luis! 1269 01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:56,128 Are you crazy? 1270 01:08:56,163 --> 01:08:58,402 - Why, what do you even care? 1271 01:08:58,437 --> 01:09:00,607 - What, what do you mean? 1272 01:09:00,642 --> 01:09:02,817 Why would you say something like that? 1273 01:09:02,852 --> 01:09:04,958 - You never pay any attention to me. 1274 01:09:04,993 --> 01:09:07,724 You don't even know what day it is today. 1275 01:09:07,759 --> 01:09:09,004 It's my birthday, Dad! 1276 01:09:10,370 --> 01:09:11,478 - Luis, I. 1277 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:15,915 - And I bet you don't even know what color my eyes are! 1278 01:09:15,950 --> 01:09:19,113 All you care about is your work, nothing else! 1279 01:09:19,148 --> 01:09:21,043 You don't have any time for me. 1280 01:09:21,078 --> 01:09:22,741 That's why they want to put me into that home, 1281 01:09:22,776 --> 01:09:24,191 with that creepy lady! 1282 01:09:25,342 --> 01:09:29,098 - Trust me, your boy will be in good hands with me. 1283 01:09:29,133 --> 01:09:31,239 - What, what are you talking about? 1284 01:09:31,274 --> 01:09:36,051 No, no Luis, they can't take you away from me, I love you. 1285 01:09:37,502 --> 01:09:39,677 - You, you never say that. 1286 01:09:39,712 --> 01:09:41,604 You're all I have. 1287 01:09:41,639 --> 01:09:43,304 You're my everything Luis! 1288 01:09:44,284 --> 01:09:46,844 Give me a chance to be a better father, please! 1289 01:09:48,337 --> 01:09:52,262 And they're blue, your eyes, they're turquoise blue! 1290 01:09:53,073 --> 01:09:55,079 Just like your mother's. 1291 01:10:03,185 --> 01:10:06,212 - Ah, enough of this miserable farce! 1292 01:10:06,247 --> 01:10:08,048 - Have you lost your mind? 1293 01:10:10,436 --> 01:10:11,852 - What are you doing? 1294 01:10:11,887 --> 01:10:14,106 - Luis, come here immediately! 1295 01:10:14,141 --> 01:10:15,391 - No, don't! 1296 01:10:15,426 --> 01:10:17,177 - I'll count to three. 1297 01:10:18,117 --> 01:10:22,425 One, two, three. 1298 01:10:24,089 --> 01:10:25,120 - Drop the gun! 1299 01:10:25,155 --> 01:10:27,552 Game over, Ms. Diekendaker! 1300 01:10:27,587 --> 01:10:31,683 Or should I say Miss Kychon 3X7, hm? 1301 01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:36,893 - What's going on? 1302 01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:39,105 - This fine lady works for a crime-lord 1303 01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:40,436 from the planet Tonton! 1304 01:10:40,471 --> 01:10:43,209 She sells human Children's tears! 1305 01:10:43,244 --> 01:10:46,144 On her planet every single tear is almost priceless. 1306 01:10:46,179 --> 01:10:47,168 They cure baldness. 1307 01:10:48,704 --> 01:10:50,495 - Mm, baldness eh? 1308 01:10:50,530 --> 01:10:52,251 - Is any of that true? 1309 01:10:52,286 --> 01:10:54,846 - Who are you going to believe, 1310 01:10:54,881 --> 01:10:57,167 me or some crazy ice cream man? 1311 01:10:57,202 --> 01:10:59,453 - That was only my clever disguise! 1312 01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:04,573 Now, what I'm going to show you, may come as an surprise. 1313 01:11:04,608 --> 01:11:08,668 In fact, I am, Agent Stu of the Intergalactic Hero Squad. 1314 01:11:12,211 --> 01:11:13,576 - Oh, oh, just a sec. 1315 01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,849 I been following this villainess 1316 01:11:17,884 --> 01:11:20,324 through the galaxy for some time now. 1317 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:23,304 Keeping a close eye on her despicable scheming. 1318 01:11:23,339 --> 01:11:25,359 But finally the time has come 1319 01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:27,441 to put an end on her dastardly plan 1320 01:11:27,476 --> 01:11:30,598 and bring her to justice. 1321 01:11:49,967 --> 01:11:52,057 - Oh no, it's a Tontonian! 1322 01:11:52,092 --> 01:11:52,833 - What? 1323 01:11:52,868 --> 01:11:55,513 - The worst criminals in the whole galaxy. 1324 01:11:58,115 --> 01:12:00,887 - Quick, let's get outta here while it's distracted. 1325 01:12:02,595 --> 01:12:03,661 Luis? 1326 01:12:14,454 --> 01:12:17,269 - It's you, you're the. 1327 01:12:29,555 --> 01:12:34,079 - Mr. Sonntag, Mr. Sonntag, get away from there! 1328 01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:37,875 Oh no! 1329 01:12:42,654 --> 01:12:43,465 - Luis! 1330 01:12:49,009 --> 01:12:50,084 Listen carefully, Luis! 1331 01:12:50,119 --> 01:12:53,362 You must set the Shockfroster to full power! 1332 01:12:53,397 --> 01:12:55,795 Come on my boy, you can do it! 1333 01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:01,296 - Ah! 1334 01:13:10,257 --> 01:13:14,437 - No, leave my son alone, you miserable creature. 1335 01:13:21,477 --> 01:13:24,592 - On behalf of the intergalactic confederation, 1336 01:13:24,627 --> 01:13:26,852 you are under arrest. 1337 01:14:23,206 --> 01:14:24,359 - Psst. - Huh? 1338 01:14:57,936 --> 01:14:59,044 - Sorry, wrong Luis. 1339 01:15:01,092 --> 01:15:04,675 Yoo-hoo, I'm Luis! 1340 01:15:04,710 --> 01:15:08,224 Oh boy. 1341 01:15:08,259 --> 01:15:10,820 No, I am. 1342 01:15:12,397 --> 01:15:13,377 Whoa. 1343 01:15:15,256 --> 01:15:16,067 - Hey you! 1344 01:15:18,370 --> 01:15:19,224 I'm Luis! 1345 01:15:34,879 --> 01:15:37,055 Luis! 1346 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:40,554 Oh son! 1347 01:15:42,987 --> 01:15:44,059 - Dad! 1348 01:15:44,094 --> 01:15:45,417 - Can you ever forgive me? 1349 01:15:47,508 --> 01:15:49,641 - Let me through, I'm from the press! 1350 01:15:56,126 --> 01:15:57,670 - Sorry, Mom. 1351 01:15:57,705 --> 01:15:59,452 Who cares. 1352 01:16:01,459 --> 01:16:02,831 I'm a princess! 1353 01:16:02,866 --> 01:16:05,468 - Oh, yes you are honey. 1354 01:16:05,503 --> 01:16:08,035 Oh. 1355 01:16:08,070 --> 01:16:11,450 - Hey look, she move, her eyes moved! 1356 01:16:11,485 --> 01:16:14,769 - Don't worry, she can't hurt anybody any more! 1357 01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:16,312 - What will you do with it? 1358 01:16:16,347 --> 01:16:18,971 - She will be brought before an intergalactic court 1359 01:16:19,006 --> 01:16:21,595 and until then I'll store her in my cooling house, 1360 01:16:21,630 --> 01:16:23,095 next to the Ice cream. 1361 01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:24,815 Because I have an ice cream truck, you know? 1362 01:16:24,850 --> 01:16:26,501 Because I was pretending to be an ice cream man, 1363 01:16:26,536 --> 01:16:27,234 yes you know- 1364 01:16:27,269 --> 01:16:28,642 - Yeah, okay we get it! 1365 01:16:28,677 --> 01:16:33,240 But uh, why was she I mean it, after Luis? 1366 01:16:33,275 --> 01:16:35,305 - Oh well, you see, on planet Tonton, 1367 01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:37,300 there is no substance more precious 1368 01:16:37,335 --> 01:16:40,023 than a lonely human child's tears, you know? 1369 01:16:40,058 --> 01:16:42,712 Tears, from the eyes, of a child who is alone? 1370 01:16:42,747 --> 01:16:45,527 You are a lonely child, aren't you? 1371 01:16:45,562 --> 01:16:48,515 - Uh, I guess I used to be. 1372 01:16:51,161 --> 01:16:54,742 - Will somebody please just sign for the darn NubbiDubbi? 1373 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,065 I'll take it! 1374 01:17:00,332 --> 01:17:03,956 - The NubbiDubbi, yippee! - The NubbiDubbi, alright! 1375 01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:04,946 - Come on, Luis! 1376 01:17:04,981 --> 01:17:06,440 Let's try the NubbiDubbi out! 1377 01:17:06,475 --> 01:17:09,161 - Um, there's something I gotta tell you, guys. 1378 01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:10,100 - Huh? 1379 01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:12,234 - I'm not going with you. 1380 01:17:13,172 --> 01:17:14,195 - Huh? - Oh no! 1381 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:15,015 - Why not? 1382 01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:18,122 - Are you sure? - We had so much fun together! 1383 01:17:18,157 --> 01:17:21,194 - Yeah, but my home's here on earth, with my Dad. 1384 01:17:21,229 --> 01:17:23,814 - And with your little girlfriend, eh? 1385 01:17:23,849 --> 01:17:26,399 I see how she looks at you, huh, huh? 1386 01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:29,306 Ooh. 1387 01:17:29,341 --> 01:17:31,348 - I really wish you guys could stay! 1388 01:17:34,674 --> 01:17:37,704 - Yeah, let's get going before we all start to cry! 1389 01:17:39,922 --> 01:17:41,552 Alright. 1390 01:17:41,587 --> 01:17:43,165 - So long! - Bye, yearthboy! 1391 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,744 I'll never be back! 1392 01:17:44,779 --> 01:17:45,902 - Bye guys! 1393 01:17:45,937 --> 01:17:48,069 - Give my love to Valentina! 1394 01:17:48,104 --> 01:17:50,161 - Oop, up we go. 1395 01:18:10,212 --> 01:18:12,473 I'm really gonna miss them. 1396 01:18:12,508 --> 01:18:14,699 - I'm glad we were here, 1397 01:18:14,734 --> 01:18:16,653 even if I didn't get any good shots. 1398 01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:18,830 Huh? 1399 01:18:22,627 --> 01:18:24,973 - Oh Patty, you're beautiful! 1400 01:18:26,168 --> 01:18:28,607 Come on, start rolling! 1401 01:18:28,642 --> 01:18:30,476 - Sorry if I was a bad neighbor. 1402 01:18:30,511 --> 01:18:32,105 - Over here, Mr. Sonntag. 1403 01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:34,023 I'm here for an exclusive interview 1404 01:18:34,058 --> 01:18:36,627 with the renowned Ufologist Armin Sonntag, 1405 01:18:36,662 --> 01:18:40,161 who has finally be able to prove the existence of aliens. 1406 01:18:40,196 --> 01:18:42,246 Mr. Sonntag, what are your plans? 1407 01:18:42,281 --> 01:18:44,262 Will you extend your research 1408 01:18:44,297 --> 01:18:46,602 or will you travel the world giving lectures? 1409 01:18:46,637 --> 01:18:49,341 For heaven sakes, no! 1410 01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:51,464 I have far better things to do! 1411 01:18:52,489 --> 01:18:54,836 ♪ Bey, bah, bah, bey ♪ 1412 01:18:54,871 --> 01:18:56,549 ♪ Bey, bey bey ♪ 1413 01:18:56,584 --> 01:18:59,955 ♪ Bey, bey, bey, bey ♪ 1414 01:18:59,990 --> 01:19:01,786 ♪ Bey, bah, bey ♪ 1415 01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:03,547 ♪ Bey, bey, bey ♪ 1416 01:19:03,582 --> 01:19:06,163 ♪ Bey, bey, bey, bey, ♪ 1417 01:19:06,198 --> 01:19:08,745 ♪ Bey, bah, bah, bey ♪ 1418 01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:10,159 ♪ Bey, bey, bey ♪ 1419 01:19:10,194 --> 01:19:14,383 ♪ Bey, bey, bey, bey ♪ 1420 01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:18,856 ♪ Hey, make your heart a landing place ♪ 1421 01:19:18,891 --> 01:19:22,094 ♪ For a friend form Outerspace ♪ 1422 01:19:22,129 --> 01:19:25,297 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1423 01:19:25,332 --> 01:19:29,313 ♪ And just say hey, hey ♪ 1424 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:32,633 ♪ Make the best out of your days ♪ 1425 01:19:32,668 --> 01:19:35,808 ♪ With a friend from Outerspace ♪ 1426 01:19:35,843 --> 01:19:38,949 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1427 01:19:38,984 --> 01:19:41,675 ♪ And just say hey ♪ 1428 01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:44,019 ♪ Bey, bah, bey ♪ 1429 01:19:44,054 --> 01:19:46,294 ♪ Bey, bey, bey ♪ 1430 01:19:46,329 --> 01:19:48,768 ♪ Bey, bey, bey, bey, bey ♪ 1431 01:19:48,803 --> 01:19:52,897 ♪ This is a message from the future ♪ 1432 01:19:52,932 --> 01:19:55,765 ♪ Or just from me, whoever ♪ 1433 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,982 ♪ You better find a pal that suits ya ♪ 1434 01:20:00,017 --> 01:20:02,592 ♪ Go have some fun together ♪ 1435 01:20:02,627 --> 01:20:05,867 ♪ If you feel like everything in life is going wrong ♪ 1436 01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:06,984 ♪ Take a long, hard ♪ 1437 01:20:07,019 --> 01:20:09,365 ♪ Figure out how you can build a bond ♪ 1438 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:10,268 ♪ Till you find out ♪ 1439 01:20:10,303 --> 01:20:12,523 ♪ Feel yourself, at least you'll sing along ♪ 1440 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:14,274 - Whoa. 1441 01:20:15,552 --> 01:20:16,412 Whoa. 1442 01:20:16,447 --> 01:20:19,222 It goes all the way up to 11. 1443 01:20:24,341 --> 01:20:26,943 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1444 01:20:26,978 --> 01:20:31,003 ♪ And just say hey, hey ♪ 1445 01:20:31,038 --> 01:20:34,280 ♪ Make the best out of your days ♪ 1446 01:20:34,315 --> 01:20:37,327 ♪ With a friend from Outerspace ♪ 1447 01:20:37,362 --> 01:20:40,339 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1448 01:20:40,374 --> 01:20:42,618 ♪ And just say hey ♪ 1449 01:20:42,653 --> 01:20:44,862 ♪ Bah, da, bah, da ♪ 1450 01:20:44,897 --> 01:20:46,191 ♪ Bah, bah ♪ 1451 01:20:46,226 --> 01:20:48,018 ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah ♪ 1452 01:20:48,053 --> 01:20:51,867 ♪ Bah, da, bah, da ♪ 1453 01:20:51,902 --> 01:20:56,772 ♪ Bah, da, bah, bah, bah ♪ 1454 01:20:56,807 --> 01:21:01,201 ♪ Hey make your heart a landing place ♪ 1455 01:21:01,236 --> 01:21:04,567 ♪ For a friend from Outerspace ♪ 1456 01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:07,898 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1457 01:21:07,933 --> 01:21:11,619 ♪ And just say hey, hey ♪ 1458 01:21:11,654 --> 01:21:14,917 ♪ Make the best out of your days ♪ 1459 01:21:14,952 --> 01:21:18,166 ♪ With a friend from Outerspace ♪ 1460 01:21:18,201 --> 01:21:21,380 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1461 01:21:21,415 --> 01:21:25,013 ♪ And just say hey, hey ♪ 1462 01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:28,568 ♪ Make this world a better place ♪ 1463 01:21:28,603 --> 01:21:31,881 ♪ With a friend from Outerspace ♪ 1464 01:21:31,916 --> 01:21:35,160 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1465 01:21:35,195 --> 01:21:38,921 ♪ And just say hey, hey ♪ 1466 01:21:38,956 --> 01:21:42,240 ♪ Make the best out of your days ♪ 1467 01:21:42,275 --> 01:21:45,436 ♪ With a friend from Outerspace ♪ 1468 01:21:45,471 --> 01:21:48,597 ♪ Put a smile onto your face ♪ 1469 01:21:48,632 --> 01:21:51,345 ♪ And just say hey ♪ 1470 01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:54,023 ♪ Bah, da, bah ♪ 1471 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:56,853 ♪ Bey, bey, bey, bey ♪ 1472 01:21:56,888 --> 01:21:59,648 ♪ And just say hey ♪ 100463

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