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Anyone wanna see if I can swallow
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this hard-boiled egg without chewing?
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- Oh, all right.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Wait, Jeff! Don't eat that egg!
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I just read a shocking expose
in the Langley Alt Weekly
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about Gentle Goodness Valley,
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our brand of supposedly
"cruelty-free" eggs.
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Apparently they're not all
they're cracked up to be.
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Turns out they've been punching
the chickens left and right,
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just like at the big corporate farms.
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Well, who's so high and mighty now?
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Ready to switch to my brand?
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Never!
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Hey, some people keep
chickens in their backyard
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and get their eggs that way.
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- Jeff and I could do that.
- Ha! You bozos?
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That'll be the day.
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Yes, mom, that "ull" be the day.
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This time next week,
we'll be eating an omelette
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made of our very own
homegrown eggs, bet on it.
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Silence!
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The time draws near for the...
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- Mail!
- * Check out whatchya got now *
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* Getchya postcards,
birthday cards *
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- * eBay-ordered slot cars *
- Mail!
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* A-get it while it's hot now *
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* If a letter makes ya wetter
than a better Eddie Vedder *
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* It's ma-a-a-a-il! *
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Yes, the mail.
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With each letter, the promise
of a thrilling new adventure.
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Let's see.
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Inherited a haunted amusement park,
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S.O.S. from mind quad.
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Yeah, these are all big-time duds.
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Maybe I'll check my e-mail.
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Party time! Excellent!
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
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Everybody, quick! Shut up!
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I've been invited to a
party at Bullock's house.
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Jim J. Bullock? Holy moly!
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- No. Avery Bullock, my boss.
- Still very cool.
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A chance to impress Bullock
in a non-work setting
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could be huge for me at my
non-non-work setting... work.
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Want me to come along
and be your wingman?
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Help you really wow him?
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A kind offer, Roger,
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but my answer is a harsh
and emphatic "no".
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I have every confidence
I'll knock his socks off
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all on my own at this
b-b-b-b-b-barbecue?
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Summer casual?
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Mornin', Smiths!
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* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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* I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day *
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* The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face *
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* And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race *
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* Oh, boy, it's swell to say *
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- * Good... *
- * Good morning, U.S.A. *
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Aah!
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* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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Well, what do you think?
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- Looks great.
- Looks awesome.
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Perfect BBQ outfit!
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- It's horrible!
- It's shit! Next!
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- It's nice.
- It slaps!
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- It sucks!
- It blows!
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- I look like an idiot!
- A fool!
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It's terrible!
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Hated it!
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- Stupid!
- Get it outta here, Francine!
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Yes. Baller as hell. Done.
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It makes my shoulders look weird!
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Like a monster's shoulders!
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For the love of God,
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how the hell am I ever supposed
to do any work in this house?!
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Ugh!
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Stan, I'm confused.
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You've worn casual clothes before.
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But I've never felt comfortable in them.
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I get so self-conscious
about my pointy ankles,
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- gentleman's fupa, and big weird...
- Chin.
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...knees that wrinkle up and
look like the grumpy old men
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when I stand.
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My body was built for suits.
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It's the only thing I feel confident in.
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Screw it, I'm gonna wear
a suit to the barbecue.
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Better to be overdressed
than underdressed, right?
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Hundred percent. But I don't know...
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Summer, summer, summerti-i-me!
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Duper, Hooper...
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What's shakin'... My babies?
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Geez, Stan. Isn't it a little hot for...
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Is this corduroy?
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Smith, glad you're here,
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because I've got your most
important mission ever...
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Manning the grill!
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Raw meat...
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So cold...
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- Feels... good...
- Smith?
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Are you all right?
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'Eyyyyyy.
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Oh, my God, look at his fupa!
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And then Duper said: "Oh, my God.
Look at his fupa!"
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I made a fool of myself!
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And the worst part is Gooper's having
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another barbecue this Saturday.
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You work with a Gooper?
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Yeah, he sits over by the printer,
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with Hooper, Booper and Ozymandias.
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Stan, I'm about to lay some hard,
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earth-shattering truth on you.
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You should probably lie down.
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Things are about to
get crazy real for you.
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I'll light some candles
and put on some Enya.
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Your suit is like armor
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for you, Stan.
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It gives you confidence,
but it's a false confidence
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that makes you uptight and overbearing.
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You need to find true, easy confidence,
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- but the suit won't let you.
- Whoa.
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This isn't really Enya, by the way.
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- It's just Enya-like.
- Whoa.
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What you need is a line
of custom casual-wear
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that you'll finally feel
truly comfortable in,
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tailored specifically to the contours
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of your strange and challenging body.
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- And you'd do that for me?
- Absolutely!
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It'd actually be a nice chance
for us to do a little bonding.
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Crafting bespoke clothing
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- is a deeply intimate process.
- I don't know.
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Sometimes when we do things like this
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- you can get a bit...
- Selfless?
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Guilty as charged.
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I ask absolutely nothing in return.
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I'll just have to dust off my
old-fashion designer persona...
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Huh. No dust.
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Hold on a sec.
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Sir Jennings Cockburn,
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fashion titan of post-war London!
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Don't breathe that in, Stan.
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It's asbestos.
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Good morning, my seamstresses.
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Imelda, Agnes, Vera, Gooper.
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I have a Gooper, too. Martha.
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Martha's the one I'm sleeping with.
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I always put secret,
deeply meaningful little messages
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in the lining of all my garments.
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When you picture yourself
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free of that suit, what do you see?
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Mm. I'm...
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playful.
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- A goof.
- A goose.
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A silly goose?
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Yes, but also...
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unbound by rules and conventions.
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Rebellious.
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A bad boy.
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But still light.
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Still playful.
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A bad goose.
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And now, the moment of truth.
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And how do you feel?
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Lighter than air!
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Roger, how can I ever thank you?
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I told you, I ask for nothing in return.
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Now go, you're late for
your next barbecue as it is!
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- But there must be something...
- Tell you what.
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If you have a good time today,
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maybe swing by for a celebratory sherry,
how about that?
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Now run along, my goose!
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Aah!
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My watermelon!
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- Surprised?
- Aah!
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Looks like us "bozos"
might see this thing through after all.
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So where'd you bozos get
all these chickens anyway?
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Dicks with Chicks,
the local chicken hatchery
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owned by brothers
Larry and Randall Dick.
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And how many eggs have you gotten?
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None yet.
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The chickens turned
out to be a bit more...
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aggressive than expected.
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But we're making great progress
with the little ladies.
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The trick is to never
show them any fear.
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Aah! Devil bird!
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Well, they're crapping
all over the place,
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so you can't keep them in the yard.
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Ready to give up yet?
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- Yes!
- Not a chance.
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I think we can make this work.
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Yeah, I'm just kinda doing the
couch potato thing tonight,
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watching "Hostel 2" with Martha.
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- Mm!
- Dad?
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How was the barbecue?
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It was absolutely...
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divine!
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Oh, Steve, you should've seen me.
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I was so easy and fun and free!
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Yo, Stan, where ya want this puppy?
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Me and the guys had such a good time
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we decided to keep it going
with a little after-barbecue.
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To the back yard, boys!
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Stan!
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Stan! Stan! Stan!
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Well, Roger will be pleased.
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Wait! There was something
special I was gonna do
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if I had a good time today.
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A celebratory cannonball!
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Aah!
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Rogu, I'm the only thing not burning.
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Smith, what's the meaning of this?
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This is a non-non-work setting!
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Shall we brush up on
the agency dress code?
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How 'bout we don't and say we did?
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What a cool thing to say!
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But what if it came from
the twisted mind of...
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the tickle monster!
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Smith, I'm loving the new you.
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Truly,
amber is the color of your energy.
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Boop!
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Instant promotion!
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Uh, what's this now?
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"E equals mc squared and
Gettysburg Address in 1776."
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Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
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Da-aaaad!
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Wouldn't you rather be playing this...
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PlayStation 5?!
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Hot piggly hog!
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Boop!
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Where's my boop?
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Oh, you'll get your boop, m'lady.
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- Roger?
- Is that you, my goose?
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What's wrong?
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I'm in the doldrums, Stan.
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Deep doldrums. The double-d's.
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Every time I achieve
a great creative peak,
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it's followed by a depressive rut.
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And you, in my time
of greatest emotional need,
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abandon me to run off
with your new friends,
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Jackson, and Duper, and Francine.
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This is why I knew I
shouldn't have done this.
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You always get so possessive and clingy.
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I'll cling to you for that remark!
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I do you an unsolicited favor,
asking for nothing in return,
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and this is how you return the favor?
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You are a bad friend.
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If it helps,
it's your clothes that have given me
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this new lease on life!
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My relationships have improved,
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I'm boopin' people like crazy,
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and my knees have never looked better!
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Well, I don't know if I can
keep making them for you,
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being treated like this.
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And you're notoriously
hard on your clothes, Stan.
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Look, they're already starting to fray.
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But I guess you can always
just go back to your suit.
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00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:05,691
No, I'm happy now.
258
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:07,559
I can't go back to the old me!
259
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,162
Okay, listen,
anytime you need me, just call,
260
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,429
and I'll be there.
261
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,530
I promise.
262
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,717
_
263
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,788
I had an intercom system installed
264
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,323
so you could hear me moan more easily.
265
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,931
_
266
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,606
I can't keep living like this.
267
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:58,009
Listen, Roger, instead of
constantly moping in your attic,
268
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,479
why don't you come out with
me and my friends sometime?
269
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,648
I'll have to think about it.
270
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,153
Okay.
271
00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:14,760
Words with friends is
really gonna sing on this baby.
272
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,094
Aah!
273
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,097
Dammit! Why the hell are
you lying in the hallway?!
274
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,432
Shhhh!
275
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:23,702
The chickens took over our room.
276
00:13:24,861 --> 00:13:25,904
Aah!
277
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,506
Hayley, why don't you just give up
278
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,576
and admit you couldn't pull it off?
279
00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:33,178
The only thing I'm
admitting is an omelette,
280
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,848
into my mouth and stomach,
this time next Tuesday.
281
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:40,118
Fine, but why don't you go
sleep in Jeff's van till then?
282
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,453
Chickens got the van.
283
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,196
Should we pull 'em over?
284
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,399
What is it with you and chickens?
285
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,201
Chicken killed my parents.
286
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,403
Me too.
287
00:13:57,405 --> 00:14:00,538
But I don't let it rule my life, man.
288
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:06,744
So, sir Jennings,
Stan tells us you design clothes.
289
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,880
That's awesome. What's that like?
290
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,082
Uh, I don't know man. It's fine.
291
00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:12,684
So, h-how do you come up
with the designs?
292
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,754
Let's see, I...
think of the idea for the clothes,
293
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,690
then I make the clothes,
and then the clothes are done.
294
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,558
Do we have a waitress, or...?
295
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,759
What is your problem?
296
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,161
These guys all suck, Stan.
297
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,297
Let's get outta here,
get back to just you and me.
298
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,565
No! Dammit,
it's like the only way you're happy
299
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,367
is if you've got me all to yourself.
300
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,970
If you're not having a good time,
you're welcome to leave.
301
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,372
Fine. I'll just be taking my clothes
302
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,309
that you're wearing
and be on my way then.
303
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,244
See ya later, guys.
304
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:43,482
I had I'd say about seven tecates,
so here's four dollars.
305
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,987
Okay, here's what you do.
306
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,056
Steal Roger's Bad Goose designs,
307
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,591
get to my boy Gooper at Foot Locker.
308
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,061
Then he can make your clothes for you.
309
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,463
Hmmm...
310
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:03,801
Roger, I owe you an apology.
311
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,537
You've done so much for me
312
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,873
and received nothing from me in return.
313
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:11,409
Well, I want to fix that right now.
314
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,678
Whatever you think is fair.
315
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,346
Any number, just say it and it's yours.
316
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,613
You...
317
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,283
would make this all about money?!
318
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,751
How dare you?!
319
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,419
You don't deserve my clothes!
320
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,094
- Roger, no!
- Sorry, Stan,
321
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,562
but your bad goose...
322
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:32,898
is cooked!
323
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,667
Hey, Martha, did ya hear that?
324
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,102
Martha?
325
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,237
Stan, have you seen Martha move at all
326
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,638
since you got here?
327
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,773
Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm like...
328
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,509
She was definitely alive last night
329
00:15:43,511 --> 00:15:44,910
when we started having sex
330
00:15:44,912 --> 00:15:47,179
because I remember I
farted and she laughed.
331
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,514
That's the kind of relationship we...
332
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,083
Oh, thank God.
333
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:57,622
Who needs Roger and his
stupid clothes anyway, right?
334
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,358
Not you, that's for sure.
335
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,960
I mean, it's not like his
clothes were magic or anything.
336
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,762
Probably not...
337
00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:05,364
One of these store-bought brands
338
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:08,767
- is bound to work just as well for me.
- No doubt.
339
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:11,102
- Okay, I think this could work.
- Totally.
340
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:15,240
- For a swamp monster!
- From planet ugly!
341
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,709
It's a disaster!
342
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,715
Okay. Fake it 'til ya make it.
343
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,117
You got this.
344
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,320
Smith, are you okay?
345
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,056
I'm sure as [BLEEP]
doing better than you,
346
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,658
you ugly old piece of shit.
347
00:16:34,195 --> 00:16:36,395
That ribbing wasn't good-natured!
348
00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:37,796
Here comes the boop!
349
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,398
Stan, what's going on?
350
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,332
Uh, easy breezy fun?
351
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,534
Tickle time!
352
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:44,069
Ow! Stan, stop. Please.
353
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,271
You're hurting... Whoa!
354
00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:48,207
- Ow!
- Smith!
355
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,341
Take the rest of the week
off and don't come back
356
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,212
until you've gotten your act together.
357
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,082
It wasn't easy, but we finally managed
358
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,952
to get some eggs outta them
feathery little mother-cluckers.
359
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,820
Not this one, though.
360
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:03,088
I've been digging my finger
361
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,424
all the way up its egg-hole all day.
362
00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:07,559
- Bupkis.
- Jeff, that's a rooster.
363
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:11,162
Well, whatever her name is,
now she won't leave me alone.
364
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,301
Ugh! Fetus.
365
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,904
Well, I guess that's gonna
happen every once in a while.
366
00:17:20,232 --> 00:17:21,306
Fetus.
367
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,441
Fetus.
368
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:24,643
Fetus.
369
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:26,645
Two fetuses. Fetus.
370
00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:28,580
Snake. Fetus.
371
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:33,318
- Uh-oh.
- It's omelette time.
372
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:45,864
Mmm...
373
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:47,799
Now that's what I call...
374
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,803
Aah!
375
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:55,006
I don't even like eggs!
376
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,814
You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
377
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,749
I know. But for what, exactly?
378
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,951
Stan was happy.
379
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:07,018
And it was your clothes
380
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,553
that made him that way.
381
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,957
But you just couldn't
stand having to share him,
382
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,625
so you crushed him.
383
00:18:13,627 --> 00:18:15,494
You...
384
00:18:15,496 --> 00:18:17,228
are a bad friend.
385
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,230
He's right, Mr. Cockburn.
386
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,366
You did your mate a bad turn.
387
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,368
Just look at the poor bloke.
388
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:32,444
Oh, you're right, Klaus!
It's all my fault.
389
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,313
But, Martha,
this is really none of your business.
390
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:38,249
I've been so selfish!
How can I make it right?
391
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,719
I can't make any more bad
goose clothes for him.
392
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:43,855
All my seamstresses have
taken positions at big dog.
393
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,457
It wouldn't matter anyway.
394
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,593
Bullock reinstated the
old dress code at the CIA.
395
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,596
Stan'll be trudging back to
work first thing in the morning
396
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,999
in that soul-crushing monkey suit.
397
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,335
Hmm, now, theoretically I could
398
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,870
tailor Stan a custom suit so comfortable
399
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,406
that it feels like Bad Goose Sportswear.
400
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,343
But I'd have to, what,
do it all by myself?
401
00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:05,677
In one night?
402
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:06,745
"Kimpossible!"
403
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,814
But he's your friend...
404
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,549
So I have to try.
405
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,483
Martha, bring around the festiva.
406
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,220
We're going to the
all-night Jo-Ann fabrics!
407
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,092
Well, Stan...
408
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,895
How does your new suit look?
409
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:26,297
It's a clothes version of the holocaust.
410
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,299
You don't like it. I can tell.
411
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,969
Okay, Stan, confession time.
412
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:32,838
I never knew how to make clothes.
413
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,707
Everything I gave you was Amazon basics.
414
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,442
And the Bad Goose designs?
415
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,910
eBay-ordered iron-ons.
416
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:41,046
But do you realize what this means?
417
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:44,115
You didn't get your easy
confidence from my clothes.
418
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,451
It was inside you all along.
419
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,586
That's right, Stan.
420
00:19:47,588 --> 00:19:49,988
This is a mother[BLEEP] dumbo-type deal.
421
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:52,724
Okay, whatever Roger. I'm late for work.
422
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,061
Sorry, here, one of your old suits.
423
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:59,598
So you never even knew
how to make clothes...
424
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,799
Wrong, Klaus.
425
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,000
I lied to Stan.
426
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:04,069
I do know how to make clothes.
427
00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:07,806
But I wanted him to feel easy
and free in anything he wears.
428
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:10,141
So, who's the bad friend now?
429
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:12,944
I dunno. You, probably?
430
00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,347
See ya later, Roger.
431
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,617
I lied to Klaus, Martha.
432
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:21,420
As you well know,
I do not know how to make clothes.
433
00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:23,022
I lied to Martha, Steve,
434
00:20:23,024 --> 00:20:25,156
I actually do know how to make clothes.
435
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:30,028
Okay, do you or do you not
know how to make clothes?
436
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,697
I don't know...
437
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,702
Smith. How do you feel?
438
00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:38,303
That depends...
439
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,371
Which part of me you
thinking about feeling?
440
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,708
Amber alert!
441
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:45,777
Energy color, that is. What gives?
442
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,512
I don't know, I guess I'm just...
443
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,715
feeling a bit more
comfortable in my own skin.
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