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Help! Somebody, please!
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Sweetie.
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What did you get yourself into?
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What the fuck?
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Oh, my God, Jason. Oh, my God.
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It's okay.
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Like hell it is! Look at her.
She is definitely not okay.
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Beating on me ain't gonna
change anything none.
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Darling, l heard yelling.
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Sweet Lord in heaven, no.
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-What did you do?
-Me?
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I found her, Miss Lebvre. He--
He just got here.
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I saw you last night, Jason Stackhouse.
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I heard y'all fighting, then she took
a shot at you and you ran off.
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And now she's dead.
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-Jason?
-Yeah. We had a fight.
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But l came here to apologize.
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She fired a gun at you,
and you come back to apologize?
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Sook. l didn't do this.
You gotta believe me.
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Well, l'm calling the police.
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Then call them.
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I had nothing to do with this.
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I don't get it.
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She was so pretty.
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Well, maybe it was just her time.
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She was only 23 years old.
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Ain't no 23-year-old in the world
whose time has come.
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Hey, y'all. What'd I miss?
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-Dawn's dead, Mama.
-l know. What a shame.
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Who they got in there?
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Jason and Sookie Stackhouse.
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She found the body, but it sounds like
they think he might have done it.
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Well, he didn't.
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-Well, then who did?
-l don't know.
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Probably the same person
that killed Maudette.
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I tell you one thing, man.
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We too small a town to be losing girls
one after the other like this.
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-Whoever it is, I hope they fry the fuck.
-Rene.
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Pardon my language, Miss Maxine.
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No need to apologize, Rene.
We're all excited.
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To be a fly on the wall
in that apartment right now.
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And l realize you've been through a lot,
and you're scared.
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But l need you to try and remember
when you got here...
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...was the door open or just unlocked?
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Open, I think.
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Pisses me off the way she keeps calling
me "Andy," everyone calls Bud "sheriff."
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Why can't they call me "detective"? When
am I gonna get some respect around here?
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Would you look at that?
A fine pair of perfect, natural breasts.
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I'd have laid down money
that they were fake. Well done, God.
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Though and then, not so well done,
letting her die like you did.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck am l gonna do?
I already got out of this once.
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No way they gonna let me walk again.
And I'm too damn pretty to go to prison.
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Sookie.
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Sorry, what was the question?
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Is that the exact position
you found her in?
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I covered her up with a sheet,
but I don't think l touched her.
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I wish you hadn't done that.
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Next time we find a friend of mine dead,
I'll try to remember that.
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I keep waiting for this heat to break,
but it won't.
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-lt's stubborn, this summer we're having.
-Oh, I know.
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"I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof."
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That's from a play.
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Well, l sure could use a beer right now, me.
Y'all want some?
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-lf you're gonna get one.
-Bring me one.
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While you're in there, would you mind
rustling up a bucket of ice?
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And those nice plastic cups we got
at the Super Save-A-Bunch.
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-Yeah.
-And maybe some of those paper doilies.
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Lord, woman,
what's with you and them doilies?
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Doilies are to protect the table.
We outside.
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They might wanna put them down
on the car or something.
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-Just bring the doilies, please.
-Fine.
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If all conversations end
with them saying "fine"...
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...why do they bother putting up a fight?
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This fight you heard
Dawn and Jason having...
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...were you able to make any of it out?
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Just the tail end, right before the gunshot.
He called her...
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...a very bad word.
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What was that word?
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Well, it starts with a B.
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I see.
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Okay.
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-That'll be all. Thank you, Miss Lebvre.
-Oh, you're welcome, Andy, dear.
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No one dignified would die without
your underwear on in the first place.
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-Sure?
-Yeah.
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Sookie, here.
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God.
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Hey. Hey.
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If you're gonna make me wait in the car,
can you at least turn on the a.c.?
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I know you can hear me.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Couldn't hear me yelling?
Car's hotter than hell.
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Shut up.
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-Thank you, Sookie. We'll be in touch.
-Bud, let's roll before l melt in here.
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Stop. Mama, I don't need any sunblock.
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Oh, please, Hoyt,
if anyone needs sun block, it's you.
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Your skin's whiter than Desitin.
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Mama, l'm gonna move out.
I swear it, I will.
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No, you won't.
Now get down so l can get your neck.
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Came as soon as I heard.
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I'm sorry you had to be
the one to find her.
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It was gonna be somebody. Right?
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I guess.
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Oh, l tell you, Sook...
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...sometimes l don't even recognize
this world we're living in.
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-l mean, goddamn it.
-Be careful, now.
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God didn't do this.
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--vampires. There's no way....
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You think maybe I should
shut down the bar for the day?
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All that'd do is deny people a good, stiff
drink on the day they could use it the most.
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-Yeah, but--
-l know it's supposed to be my day off...
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...but the last thing I need right now
is time alone with my thoughts.
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All right, then.
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We'll open.
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I may be late, though. I gotta swing by
home and tell Gran what's going on.
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It's Bon Temps, she already knows.
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Still...
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...with Jason and everything--
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-Excuse me, are you Mr. Merlotte?
-Yeah.
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Detective in charge
tells me you're the landlord.
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That's right.
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We need to get in the victim's storage unit,
but we don't have a key.
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If you could find one,
it'd be a big help right about now.
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Miss? Could you please let us by?
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Hey, Sookie.
Meet Neil Jones, my new apprentice.
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He's from Kentucky.
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Hi.
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Lift, kid. Come on, lift.
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You don't have to be too careful.
Ain't gonna hurt her. Okay.
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So you had a fight, she took a shot at you
with a gun, and you just left?
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Didn't see her again till you showed up with
flowers and found her dead this morning?
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That's my story,
and it ain't gonna change.
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Except it just did change.
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You just admitted
you're the one who found her, not Sookie.
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No, I didn't.
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You're trying to trick me.
It don't count if I get tricked.
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Does it?
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Make you hot, Jason?
Killing girls and sticking it to them?
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-No.
-See, l think it does.
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I think it turns you on.
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Sounds to me like it turns you on.
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Tell me, is that how you do it?
Kill them then fuck them?
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Or do you fuck them
and then kill them?
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Or I know.
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You strangle them as you're fucking them,
don't you, you sick fuck?
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How many other women you done this to
besides Dawn and Maudette?
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Maudette? I-- l didn't....
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I gotta use the bathroom.
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Man's gotta pee, Andy.
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-Bathroom? Bathroom?
-lt's over there.
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Son of a bitch.
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You shouldn't have laughed.
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What are you talking about?
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When he came at me with that crack
about me being the one turned on...
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-...you shouldn't have laughed.
-l guess it just struck me as funny.
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You were working so hard on him,
and l don't think he did it.
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What the fuck?
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We got two dead girls
and this dumb fuck admits...
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...to sleeping with both of them
within hours before they were killed.
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Yeah, and both our dead girls
got bit by vampires too.
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Far as l can tell,
Stackhouse don't have fangs.
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What the hell you doing in there,
Stackhouse?
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I'll be out in a minute.
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What the fuck was that?
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Fuck, you gotta be shitting me.
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Hold on!
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I said, hold on. l'll be there.
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Sheriff Dearborne. Andy.
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I hear you guys brought Jason in.
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-So?
-You charging him with anything?
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-Not yet, no.
-Asking him some questions.
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I assume he's been
properly Mirandized, then.
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Please tell me you informed him
he has a right to have an attorney present.
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Maybe. Doesn't matter though,
because he's got you here now.
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Was that funny because I'm a woman...
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-...or because I'm a black woman?
-l thought it was funny, you know...
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...because you can talk like a lawyer
but you ain't one.
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How do you know all this anyway?
You been taking night classes?
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School is for white people looking for
other white people to read to them.
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I figure I save my money
and read to myself.
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-Tara.
-l'm getting you out of here.
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-Like hell you are.
-You charging him with anything?
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-She's right. We can't hold him.
-He can't even say where he was last night.
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Least he could've done
was make shit up.
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Listen, l told you where l was.
I was home alone. Sleeping.
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You never sleep alone, Stackhouse,
and you know it.
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-Guys, he was with me.
-What's this, now?
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If y'all were together last night,
how come he don't seem to know?
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I asked him not to tell anybody about us.
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He's surprised to hear me
being the one blabbing about it.
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Aren't you, baby?
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Yeah.
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Wha--? You buying this?
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People think because we got vampires out
in the open, race isn't the issue no more.
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You ever see the way folks look
at mixed couples in this town?
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Race may not be the hot-button
issue it once was...
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...but it's still a button you can push.
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-Would you be willing to go on record?
-Yes.
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-Understanding you're lying, you'd be guilt--
-Perjury. I know.
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You got a Bible?
I'll swear on it right here.
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Jason and l were together last night
and it was a beautiful thing.
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Okay. You're free to go.
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Jesus.
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-Come on, baby. Let's take you home.
-Okay, baby.
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Hey, Gran.
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-l heard.
-About Jason too?
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-He didn't do it, you know.
-l know.
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Jason may be many things,
but he is not a murderer.
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I know.
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The thing is though, Sookie, in all the years
that I've lived in Bon Temps...
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...l can't recall but two,
maybe three murders.
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And now there are two in one week.
People are not gonna stand for it.
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And if the police can't find the person
who did it, they're gonna find Jason.
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-He needs your help.
-Gran, how am l supposed to--?
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You use the gift God gave you.
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Listen in on people, keep your ears open.
You're bound to hear something.
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It's got nothing to do with my ears.
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Whatever it is you use to listen, use it.
He is your brother, Sookie.
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Okay.
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Good girl.
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Would you come and pick up
your fucking orders--?
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--killed Dawn,
l wonder if he had sex with her or not.
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Seems like a waste if he didn't.
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She sure was pretty.
Never even looked at me.
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Can't get that letter in Cosmo
out of my head. "How much better...
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...could an orgasm with a vampire be?"
l wonder, is it that much better?
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What the hell is this world coming to?
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Dead fucks, niggers
and regular folk all living together.
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lf God wanted it like this,
he'd have made us look the same.
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Maybe these really are the end times.
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I don't know
what everybody's upset about.
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These whores had it coming,
hanging out in vampire bars.
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-That ain't natural, and it ain't safe.
-You seem sad that girl is dead.
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00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,315
I wonder if y'all were friends. If you were,
that means you're probably next.
235
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,775
Fucking fang-bangers are crazy,
every last one of you.
236
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,443
Thank you.
Fucking fang-bangers are crazy,
every last one of you.
237
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,571
Just like those women who write
love letters to serial killers in prison.
238
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,489
Hey. I asked for ranch dressing
with these fries.
Just like those women who write
love letters to serial killers in prison.
239
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,408
Hey. I asked for ranch dressing
with these fries.
240
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,410
Two margaritas.
241
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,872
That Dawn sure left us high and dry,
didn't she?
242
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,333
It's not like she meant not to be here.
243
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,336
No, but if she didn't spend
her nights off...
244
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,589
...at that vamp bar in Shreveport,
she still would be.
245
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,302
Did I just hear you right, Arlene?
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
246
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,180
Please. Ain't there a part of you
think she had it coming?
247
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,558
No, not a single part.
And l'm taking your ranch.
248
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,393
Hey.
249
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,107
-You're late.
-Sorry, boss.
250
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,406
Hey, listen, we should probably talk.
251
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,035
About last night?
252
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,204
What about last night?
253
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,873
You're gonna make this
hard on me, aren't you?
254
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,251
Actually, no,
I'm gonna make it very, very easy.
255
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,378
Nothing happened between us last night.
256
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,673
And if anybody asks,
you didn't see me at all, okay?
257
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,217
I'm telling people
I spent the night with Jason.
258
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,553
-Jason Stackhouse?
-Yes.
259
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,054
I was with Jason last night.
260
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,683
And if you say different,
they're gonna haul both our asses into jail.
261
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,518
You lied to the police for him?
262
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,979
Shit, Tara.
263
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,858
I know you carry a torch for the guy,
but I don't get it, l really don't.
264
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,985
There's more to Jason
than meets the eye.
265
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,987
Deep down he is a very good person.
266
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,826
Oh, yeah.
267
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,803
Fuck!
268
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,433
Go fucking down.
269
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,904
Oh, come on.
270
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,741
Come on.
271
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,952
In Iraq today,
1 0 U.S. Marines were killed when a--
272
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,959
Motherfucker.
273
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,635
Oh, baby.
274
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,805
My sweet, sweet baby.
275
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,102
Hey, baby.
276
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,979
Sure is too bad about Dawn.
277
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:36,234
I already miss the way her butt used
to hang out of the bottom of her shorts.
278
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,612
Have mercy on you, Sookie Stackhouse.
I hope that brother of yours...
279
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,573
...gets what he deserves
and he fries for what he's done.
280
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,659
Crying shame is what it is.
281
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,119
This place ain't gonna be the same
without Dawn.
282
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:51,374
She had the prettiest, nicest smile.
Why was I so scared to talk to her?
283
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,834
Now l'll never know
what her voice sounded like.
284
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,338
I bet it sounded like angels
and parakeets mixed together.
285
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,632
Hoyt Fortenberry.
286
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,095
I just wanted to say thank you.
287
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,265
For.... For what?
288
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:15,606
Okay. All right then.
289
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,779
Jason, you look me in the eye
and you tell me the truth.
290
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,199
-Did you kill Dawn?
-What? No.
291
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,451
Jesus, Sook.
292
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,414
Look, when Maudette died...
293
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,375
...l thought l might've done it,
and it turned out l didn't.
294
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,794
With Dawn,
I don't even think l might've done it.
295
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,088
-So I know I didn't.
-You swear?
296
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,300
The way you're acting,
seems like you want it to be me.
297
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,928
Sorry. Gran asked me to listen in on folks,
see if l can't clear your name.
298
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,222
And sometimes it's hard--
299
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,726
I gotta stop you. lt sounds
like you're revving up for a long one.
300
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:55,688
And l really need to see Lafayette.
I'll talk to you later.
301
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,192
What the fuck, Lafayette?
302
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,361
I'm busy. What's your problem?
303
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:06,490
My problem is my dick.
It's been hard since 3:00.
304
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,826
Something ain't right
with that vamp blood--
305
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,244
Will you shut the fuck up?
306
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,621
-Sorry.
-Watch your loud ass.
307
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,041
Ain't nothing wrong
with the shit I sold you.
308
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,001
What the hell is it?
309
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,379
-How much you take?
-The whole thing.
310
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,552
You took the whole thing?
311
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,928
You a dizzy motherfucker.
312
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:32,058
I said one drop, two max,
and you took the whole thing?
313
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,895
Look, l was in the backseat of a cop car,
I had it on me, and l panicked, okay?
314
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,065
Give me something to make it go away.
I don't care what it costs.
315
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:42,610
Ain't no antidote to V, boyfriend.
316
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:50,284
When my grandpa was alive, he had gout.
317
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:57,375
And he said just the weight of a sheet
on his big toe was too much to bear.
318
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,921
So help me God,
that's exactly what this feels like.
319
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,299
Maybe you should try rubbing one out.
320
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,134
Were you listening to me?
321
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,763
I got gout of the dick.
322
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,894
Vampire.
323
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,896
What's he doing in here?
324
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,156
Any fries for you?
325
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,665
What you want?
326
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,210
May I have a bottle of O-negative,
please?
327
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,671
A-negative's all we got.
328
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,590
-A-negative then.
-Okay.
329
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,010
Pretty crowded in here tonight.
Something going on?
330
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,684
Sam just bought a case.
We got O-neg and A-neg. Plenty of each.
331
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,686
Fuck him. I'm giving him A.
332
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,772
And don't microwave it neither.
He can have it cold.
333
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,024
You are so bad.
334
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,784
Are we out of O?
335
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,537
Blood is blood.
What difference does it make?
336
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,873
He prefers O.
337
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,583
I'll take it to him if you like.
338
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,627
Well, good. He gives me the creeps.
339
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,345
-Come on.
-Where are we going?
340
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,897
You know my friend who works here?
Dawn?
341
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,649
-Someone killed her last night.
-How?
342
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,235
-Say you're sorry.
-Excuse me?
343
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:51,155
You wanna learn to fit in?
You gotta say you're sorry.
344
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,617
You don't even have to mean it.
Lord knows they don't most of the time.
345
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,410
I am sorry.
346
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,705
Thank you.
Anyway, I'm the one who found her.
347
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,124
Strangled. Cops think it was my brother.
348
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,878
-Was it?
-No, he's not capable of it.
349
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:09,924
I've been around long enough to know
anyone is capable ofjust about anything.
350
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,175
He didn't do it.
351
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,262
So l've been listening in
on people's thoughts...
352
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,556
...hoping I might hear something
to clear him.
353
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,601
Apparently there's this vampire bar
where Maudette and Dawn...
354
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,604
...used to hang out at in Shreveport.
You know it?
355
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,856
Fangtasia.
356
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,692
Fangtasia?
357
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,570
You have to remember
that most vampires are very old.
358
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:34,114
Puns used to be
the highest form of humor.
359
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:41,330
Well, l was thinking if I went there
I could do some sniffing around.
360
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,374
You think maybe you can take me?
361
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,627
-How about tonight?
-The sooner the better.
362
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,630
I just gotta tell Sam l'm leaving,
and run home and change.
363
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,967
-Meet you there.
-Thank you.
364
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:58,222
Bill, I'm asking you this as a friend, okay?
This is not a date.
365
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,140
Fine.
366
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:05,646
-lt's not a date. l'm serious.
-As am l.
367
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,616
Hey, Sam?
368
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,245
Is it all right
if l take the rest of the night off?
369
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,997
Why?
370
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,332
I need to go to that vampire bar
in Shreveport.
371
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,794
So l can snoop around and see
if l can clear my brother's name.
372
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,964
Mr. Compton was kind enough
to agree to take me.
373
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,174
Mr. Compton?
374
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:38,345
Oh, Jesus. Sookie, you gonna
get yourself killed, you know that?
375
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,347
I'll be fine.
376
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,683
Baby, the fact that you think
you'll be fine...
377
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,185
...only proves
just how not fine you're gonna be.
378
00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:49,106
Vampires think about one thing,
and one thing only:
379
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,734
Drinking your blood.
380
00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:53,360
Like humans aren't bloodthirsty?
381
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,405
People wanna see my brother hang
for a crime he didn't commit.
382
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,867
-ls that what you want?
-No, I'm not saying don't help your brother.
383
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,411
I thought you were for
the Vampire Rights Amendment.
384
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,913
I think they should be able
to have their own bars.
385
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:08,375
-l just don't think people ought to go there.
-Separate but equal?
386
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,629
I don't give a shit about equal.
We can give them more than we got.
387
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,547
Just so long as everything's separate.
388
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,551
Well, l'm sorry you feel that way.
But l'm going.
389
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,056
Well, l can't stop you.
390
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,225
No. You can't.
391
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,917
Penny for your thoughts.
392
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,336
I thought you liked
not knowing what I'm thinking.
393
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,755
Most of the time l do.
394
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,258
You won't care for it.
395
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:01,011
That doesn't mean I don't wanna know.
396
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,184
You look like vampire bait.
397
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,270
What's that supposed to mean?
398
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:16,360
I promised your grandmother no harm
would come to you at Fangtasia tonight.
399
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,240
I'm not sure l'm gonna be able to keep
that promise with you dressed like this.
400
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:26,161
So are you saying
you think I look nice?
401
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:31,166
Doesn't matter what l think.
This isn't a date, remember?
402
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:45,556
This ain't a part of my job description,
goddamn it.
403
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,142
-Don't turn around.
-What--?
404
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:52,146
-l said, don't look at me.
-What the hell are you doing?
405
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,233
I think I might have OD'd.
406
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,236
Oh, my God. On what?
407
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,450
-V .
-You're doing V now?
408
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,410
It was my first time.
409
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,830
Where on earth did you come across V
in this town?
410
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,290
Lafayette.
411
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:16,962
My cousin is dealing vampire blood now?
Goddamn idiot.
412
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,132
At least that explains why
I walked in on you dancing around...
413
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,801
...in that Laura Bush mask yesterday.
414
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:26,513
Because I gotta tell you, without a reason,
that was some fucked up shit.
415
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,477
All right, let me see it.
416
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,146
How long have you had the erection?
417
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,982
-Well, how do you know?
-l read.
418
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:40,486
You're not the first vain-ass,
body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V...
419
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,821
...and wind up
with an acute case of priapism.
420
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,865
-Pria-- What?
-Priapism.
421
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,202
Now, lift the rib eye
and let me see what we're dealing with.
422
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,338
-Whoa, J-- Jason, that's....
-Yeah, it's bad, ain't it?
423
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,465
We gotta get you to a hospital now.
424
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,677
-No. No. No hospitals. No way.
-Do you wanna keep your dick or not?
425
00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,575
Bill, haven't seen you in a while.
426
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:32,579
-l'm mainstreaming.
-Good for you. Who's the doll?
427
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:36,542
-Pam, this is Sookie. Sookie, this is Pam.
-Pleased to meet you.
428
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,798
-Can l see your lD?
-Oh. Sure.
429
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,677
How funny. Who'd have thought?
Getting carded at a vampire bar.
430
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,222
I can no longer tell human ages.
431
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:54,685
We must be careful we serve no minors,
in any capacity.
432
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:02,192
Twenty-five, huh? How sweet it is.
433
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,450
Oh, l don't know. Is there a large?
434
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,204
This feels a little bit like
what vampire bar would look like...
435
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,124
...if it were a-- A ride at Disney World.
436
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,959
Well, don't get too comfortable.
437
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,462
It tends to get more authentic
as the night wears on.
438
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,303
Can l get you something to drink?
439
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,805
Please.
440
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,437
How's it going, Bill?
441
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,480
-Hey.
-Hey, darling.
442
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:41,690
Very well.
443
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:45,986
-l'll say it is. This your meal for tonight?
-This is my friend Sookie.
444
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,447
-Sookie, Longshadow.
-Nice to meet you.
445
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:56,163
-l'll have a gin and tonic, please.
-And I'll have a bottle of O-negative.
446
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,335
Sookie here, would like to know...
447
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:04,546
...if she could ask you a few questions.
Would this be acceptable?
448
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,675
I just have a couple of pictures
I'd love you to take a look at.
449
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,844
Do you recognize either of these women?
450
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,013
Yeah, l've seen them both here before.
451
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,850
Great, thank you. Do you also happen
to remember who they hung around with?
452
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,188
That's something we don't notice here.
You won't either.
453
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:25,984
Okay, then. Thank you.
I appreciate you taking the time.
454
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,364
This one, she wanted to die.
455
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,825
How do you know?
456
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:38,163
Everyone who comes here does,
in their own way.
457
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,499
That's who we are: Death.
458
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,731
Oh, my God. He's so powerful.
So beautiful.
459
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:07,109
The closer l step,
the more beautiful he gets.
460
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:11,530
You can do this. Just walk up there
and offer yourself to him--
461
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,241
How's your drink?
462
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:18,662
A gin and tonic's pretty much a
gin and tonic, no matter where you drink it.
463
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,664
I know exactly what you mean.
464
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,590
Who's that?
465
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,843
Oh, you noticed him, did you?
466
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,263
-No, it's not like that. l just--
-Everyone does.
467
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,849
That's Eric.
468
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,436
He's the oldest thing in this bar.
469
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:53,947
Hi.
470
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,868
I'm Taryn.
471
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,623
Still think you're in Disney World?
472
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,507
You say that this has never happened
to you before?
473
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,426
No, sir.
474
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,388
Well, no sign of hypertension.
475
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,478
I'm gonna ask a question, son, and
I'm gonna need you to be honest with me.
476
00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,480
Have you taken any drugs today?
477
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,818
No. No, that's a negative.
478
00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,153
So no marijuana, then?
479
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,073
How about cocaine?
480
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,908
-Meth?
-No.
481
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,744
-Vampire blood?
-What?
482
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,206
Hell, that's sick.
I mean, to even suggest that is--
483
00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:47,501
Yeah, yeah,
you'd never do anything like that.
484
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:51,463
All right. Let's have a look.
485
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:56,510
Oh, boy. Sure glad l'm not you.
486
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,680
It looks kind of like an eggplant...
487
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:04,559
...what with that color
and the way it's all swollen up at the end.
488
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:06,478
Can you fix it?
489
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,688
Ordinarily we like to treat this in stages.
490
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:13,193
First, and least radical, being an injection
of anti-inflammatory drugs into the penis.
491
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:20,534
A needle in my dick?
That's the least radical thing you can do?
492
00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:22,953
It is, yes.
But you've progressed to the point...
493
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,705
...where I don't think you'd benefit
from that at all.
494
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,707
In my opinion, we need to aspirate.
495
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,878
I need to drain the blood
out of your penis.
496
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:42,055
Okay, l'll leave you to it.
497
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,891
Where are you going?
498
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:48,603
Look, l will admit to sometimes
having a sick curiosity about medical shit...
499
00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:50,730
...but l ain't that fucking curious.
500
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:55,402
Tara, stay with me?
501
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,949
I ain't never gonna be the same
after this.
502
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,743
-You're not?
-Are you ready, son?
503
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,746
Ain't you gonna put me out?
504
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:09,916
I don't think we can afford the time
it would take to sedate you.
505
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:12,586
Without knowing
what other substances you've taken...
506
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:16,423
...l don't wanna risk a drug interaction.
Now, just lean on back there for me.
507
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,300
There you go.
508
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,178
-Tara?
-lt's-- lt's gonna be okay.
509
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:23,263
You gotta breathe, though.
510
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:32,689
All right, then.
You're gonna feel a stick in three, two--
511
00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:50,582
Sam?
512
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,461
I hate to ask, but would you mind
walking me to my car tonight?
513
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,421
No problem.
514
00:36:56,589 --> 00:37:02,010
Arlene, don't hate to ask.
Not with what's been going on.
515
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,095
Well, l ain't never been with no vampire.
516
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:09,809
But still, you know,
you can't be too safe, you know?
517
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:13,438
-Get the lights for me, would you?
-Okay.
518
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,450
It used to be, living in a small town
and knowing everybody in it...
519
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,328
...you knew you were safe.
It's a new day now.
520
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,413
Don't l know it.
521
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,669
How come no one fucked me?
I got a dog collar too.
522
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,672
Morticia, how'd you like me
to rip that tape off your tits?
523
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,715
It ain't gay if a guy's a vampire, is it?
524
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:43,760
I'm gonna get kicked out of my frat
if l don't fuck a vampire.
525
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,471
You able to pick up anything?
526
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:50,558
All anyone's thinking about here is
sex, sex, sex.
527
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,104
One needn't be telepathic
to pick up on that.
528
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:09,869
Don't say, "uh-oh."
Vampires are not supposed to say "uh-oh."
529
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:13,748
It's Eric. He's scanned you twice.
He's going to summon us.
530
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:17,043
-He can do that?
-Oh, yeah.
531
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,064
Bill Compton. lt has been a while.
532
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:42,402
-Yes, well, I've been--
-Mainstreaming.
533
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,238
I heard.
534
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,495
I see that is going well for you.
535
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,582
Yes, of course, sorry.
Eric, this is my friend--
536
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,917
-Sookie Stackhouse.
-How do you know my name?
537
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:01,504
I never forget a pretty face.
You're in my vault.
538
00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:05,633
Great. That's just great.
539
00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,344
It's nice to meet you.
540
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:10,764
-Well, aren't you sweet.
-Not really.
541
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:22,275
I understand you've been asking questions
about some of my customers.
542
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,443
Yes, l have.
543
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,571
If you have anything to ask,
you should ask it of me.
544
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:29,074
Alrighty.
545
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,786
You recognize either one of these girls?
546
00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:44,214
This one offered herself to me.
547
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,801
But l found her too pathetic
for my attentions.
548
00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:52,597
Now, this one, however...
549
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,434
...l have tasted.
550
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:01,231
-l remember them both.
-On account of the vault?
551
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,486
Never had either of them, though.
They weren't really my type.
552
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,866
Well, thank you very much.
That is all your time l need to take.
553
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:14,411
I'm not finished with you yet.
554
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,206
Please...
555
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,083
...sit.
556
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,926
So, Bill...
557
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:33,012
...are you quite attached to your friend?
558
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:34,514
She is mine.
559
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,684
Yes. l am his.
560
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:41,354
Well, what a pity for me.
561
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,359
Sit with us.
562
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:52,532
We have catching up to do, you and l.
It has been too long.
563
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,326
Yes.
564
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:05,128
Where the fuck are they? My backup
was supposed to be here 1 5 minutes ago.
565
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,047
I can't handle a raid on my own.
These fucking vampires--
566
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:09,674
We have to get out of here.
567
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,302
-Sookie.
-Cops are coming. There's gonna be a raid.
568
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,972
-Tell me you're not an undercover cop.
-l'm not but that man in the hat is.
569
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,558
Even if you're right,
we do nothing illegal here.
570
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:22,228
Go ahead and do it. Open me up.
I don't care, make me feel something.
571
00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:25,732
There's a vampire in the ladies' room
with that man you kicked before.
572
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,568
-She's feeding on him.
-How do you know this?
573
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:31,738
Police! Police!
574
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:34,574
-Freeze!
-Don't move!
575
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,909
Follow me.
576
00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:38,495
Hands where l can see them.
577
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,752
I enjoyed meeting you, Miss Stackhouse.
You will come again.
578
00:41:55,346 --> 00:42:04,229
Tara.
579
00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:07,607
-Sookie.
-You get your ugly self down here.
580
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:12,028
-Hey, Tara. Sookie ain't home.
-No, just please let me in, okay?
581
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,531
-l'm gonna crack you one--
-Don't let her in.
582
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,115
Is there a problem here?
583
00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:18,368
You bet your tiny white ass
there's a problem.
584
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,372
-Little bitch hid my Captain Morgan.
-l didn't hide it, Mom. I threw it out.
585
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,832
-Don't.
-Look, my Gran's at the market...
586
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,669
...and l ain't supposed to let anyone in
while she's gone.
587
00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:30,463
-You let her in.
-Well, l know her.
588
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:31,673
Mama, let him go.
589
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,885
Maybe I should call Sheriff Dearborne, so
he can come out here and throw you in jail.
590
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:39,472
Where l guarantee ain't no Captain Morgan
gonna be waiting for you.
591
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,897
This ain't over.
592
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,748
Can we turn this down?
593
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,671
What language are they speaking,
anyhow?
594
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,673
Cambodian.
595
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,884
You don't like it?
596
00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:23,182
You think we can pull over for a minute?
I need things to stop.
597
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,519
Sure.
598
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,952
I just need a couple minutes of quiet
and then we can go.
599
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,247
Well, l'm in no hurry. You take your time.
600
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:51,294
I'm sorry if l got you
into any trouble tonight.
601
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:57,175
Don't apologize. We vampires
are always in some kind of trouble.
602
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,680
And l'd prefer to be in it with you.
603
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:14,901
Oh, this can't be happening.
604
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:24,994
Open up.
605
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:28,206
Open the window
and let me do the talking, okay?
606
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,087
-Hello, officer.
-Evening, miss.
607
00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:39,634
-What are you two doing out this late?
-Driving home from a date.
608
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:44,597
We were raiding a bar not too far from here.
Y'all coming from there by any chance?
609
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:46,933
No. Not us.
610
00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:52,522
It's called Fangtasia. That ring any bells?
611
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:57,610
How about you, son?
You seem awful quiet.
612
00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,779
Don't you talk?
613
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,991
I'm a man of few words.
614
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:07,745
"A man of few words." l like that.
615
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,291
Let me just shine this light here
on your neck, miss...
616
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,293
...if you don't mind.
617
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,134
Not at all.
618
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,181
Why don't you ask her
if you can shine it between her legs?
619
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,892
-Excuse me.
-Bill.
620
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:35,148
Vampires sometimes like to feed
from the femoral artery.
621
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:39,026
The blood flows more freely down there...
622
00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,655
...so one doesn't have to suck as hard.
623
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,241
Or so l've been told.
624
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:58,963
I like your gun. lt's a beautiful weapon.
625
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:02,175
Thank you.
626
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:06,971
-May I have it?
-Bill, l want you to stop this right now.
627
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,681
Sure.
628
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,100
I guess.
629
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:15,521
Nice.
630
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,858
It's heavier than l imagined.
631
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:24,447
-ls it loaded?
-Well, yes. Yes, it is.
632
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,201
-Yeah.
-Bill, you are freaking me out.
633
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,121
Now, you listen to me, officer.
634
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:38,294
I do not take kindly to you shining your light
in the eyes of my female companion.
635
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:46,385
And as I have more than 1 00 years on you,
I do not take kindly to you calling me "son."
636
00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:51,724
So the next time you pull somebody over
on suspicion of being a vampire...
637
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,478
...you better pray to God
that you're wrong.
638
00:46:57,397 --> 00:47:01,651
Because that vampire may not be
as kind to you as I'm about to be.
639
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:06,656
I'm not gonna kill you.
640
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,660
But l am gonna keep your gun.
641
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,371
Does that sound fair?
642
00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,248
-Yes.
-Yes, what?
643
00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:16,707
Yes, sir.
644
00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:19,752
There you go.
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