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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,174 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,434 (GASPS SOFTLY) 3 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,237 (SIGHS) 4 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,120 (ENGINE REVVING) 5 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,064 Stupid thing. The pressure is shot. 6 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,859 Can you live with regular instead of espresso? 7 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,153 Never mind, sweetie. Thanks anyway. 8 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,365 T, hey. Sorry for the ambush. 9 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,117 I brung up your paper. 10 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,703 I am meeting the new realtor. 11 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,205 Yeah? Good luck. 12 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,881 Got a call from Sergeant Danny over in Newark P.D. 13 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,675 - Yeah? And? - (LAWN MOWER BUZZING) 14 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,724 T? The feds are doing some digging over by Branford Avenue. 15 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,977 Willie Overall, the bookie? 16 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:07,854 Labor Day, 1982? 17 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,192 (JACKHAMMER POUNDING) 18 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:25,830 Danny says he hears it's Larry Barese been talking. 19 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,711 Lot of work for a dead fucking bookie. 20 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,131 Come on, kid. Do it. 21 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,804 You made your bones with that prick, eh? 22 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,724 Yeah. 23 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,477 Old Zepupin's house. 24 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,729 You were shaky a little, but you did good. 25 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,731 I remember telling your old man. 26 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,609 Twenty-five years, T. 27 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,319 Possible there's nothing left. 28 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,364 There'll be bones, teeth. 29 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,284 What are we gonna do? 30 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,996 We're gonna pack our toothbrushes. 31 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,668 Call you in a few days on the alternate cell. 32 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,255 Any emergencies, call Sil or Bobby. 33 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,590 And if you need more cash, call me. 34 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,884 I know the drill, Tony. 35 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,265 You know, it's not like I won a trip to Paris. 36 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:45,243 You have everything? Your razor? 37 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,455 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I... 38 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,332 I can buy whatever I need. 39 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,293 You make sure you wear sunblock? 40 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,754 It's nothing. A little gambling charge, that's all. It's gonna be fine. 41 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,007 It's just, you know, better safe than sorry. 42 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,968 I know, it's just... This is what life is still like... 43 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,137 ...at our age? 44 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:08,141 My tomatoes are just coming in. 45 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,269 (VOICES CHATTERING) 46 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,939 - It's good to see you. - Yeah. 47 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,817 You seem good, Junior, I gotta say. 48 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,321 Fuck does that mean? I'm fucking incarcerated, for chrissake. 49 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,824 The medicine, the Aricept, it agrees with you. 50 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,201 You're not repeating yourself so much. 51 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,871 You gotta get me out of here. 52 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,123 The smell alone in this fucking place. 53 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,421 - What do you hear from my nephew? - Tony? 54 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,923 They sent me a card for my birthday. 55 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,468 I'm still waiting for an apology. Tell him. 56 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,261 All right. 57 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:47,930 Which one of youse gonna tell him? 58 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,183 We'll figure it out, Junior. 59 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,063 If you made an appointment... 60 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,315 ...with an outside dentist... 61 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:58,941 ...that might do the trick. 62 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,194 What trick? 63 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:05,073 We'll meet you there and sneak you off in our car. 64 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,410 Dinner, 10 minutes. 65 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,537 So, what do you think, Junior? 66 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,373 Enchiladas tonight. 67 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,297 (QUIETLY) Here's the electricians's union. 68 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,719 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 69 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,529 Don't let them take my plate, kid. 70 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,453 (WHISPERING) 71 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,937 Make sure there's enough so everybody can buy in. 72 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,944 - Sixty dollars. - For sodas and fucking candy? 73 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,988 Caffeinated sodas and sugar. 74 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,282 You know some of them ain't allowed this shit. 75 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,826 Gets them all riled. I could lose my job. 76 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,078 Fucking stick-up artist. I gave you my watch. 77 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,788 Don't count my money, nigga. 78 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,791 You're making 500 percent off these motherfuckers. 79 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,627 You're good till lights out. 80 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,838 I'll steer people away from the door. 81 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,685 All right. No-limit five-card stud. 82 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,604 Forty-dollar buy-in to the house. 83 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,440 The white buttons are 5 bucks. The red buttons are 10. 84 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,066 (LAUGHING) Red Buttons. 85 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,902 What'd you say? 86 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,492 Today, we got Coca-Colas... 87 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,076 Fuck was I just saying? 88 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,704 - The soda, Junior. - What soda? 89 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,291 Right, the Coke. 90 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,251 The real kind, not the diet shit. 91 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,462 Ice-cold, five buttons. 92 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:29,175 Plus, we got Snickers, Kit Kats and Sprees, also five. 93 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,052 I'll take some Sprees. 94 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:34,388 Okay, ante up. 95 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,975 (ENGINE ROARING) 96 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,525 This is nice, huh? 97 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,568 A little road trip, just you and me. 98 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,695 All things considered, of course. 99 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,988 (CHUCKLES) 100 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,407 Yeah, just like the old days. 101 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,452 Willie-fucking-Overall... 102 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,455 ...after all these years. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 103 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:03,209 You remember driving around with that prick in the trunk looking for a spot? 104 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,003 (BOTH LAUGH) 105 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,548 What was it, like a week before A.J. was born, right? 106 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,466 No, Meadow. 107 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,135 - Now she's gonna be a doctor. - Yeah. 108 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,429 Remember we took you to Luger's after? 109 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,848 Me, Puss, Ralphie. 110 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,408 Chevy Chase. Fuck ever happened to him? 111 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,749 Let me ask you something. 112 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,252 You mentioned Ralph before. 113 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,671 A few years ago, he had a beef with Johnny Sack. 114 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,256 He made a crack about Ginny... 115 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,758 ...huge fucking mole on her ass or some shit. 116 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,135 Yeah? 117 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,804 Who the fuck would tell Johnny about that joke? 118 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,347 How should I know? 119 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,105 Nine of clubs. 120 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:13,613 You know, I try to be cooperative, but it's that message, over and over. 121 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,240 Walter, what do you got? 122 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,909 Flush. 123 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,787 No, you don't. George? 124 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,706 - What? - Thought I had it. 125 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,416 George, what do you got? 126 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,378 Your hand. 127 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,340 He's got Alzheimer's. Help him, for chrissake. 128 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,258 Pair of jacks. 129 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,972 Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. 130 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,767 "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now," she says. 131 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,394 "Why?" he asks. "Don't you have a vase?" 132 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,146 (ALL LAUGHING) 133 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,274 - (SOBBING) - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 134 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,487 High rollers only. Keep walking, professor. 135 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,781 I'm not here to gamble. I'm looking for Keith. 136 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,199 Keith's busy. Take a hike. 137 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,493 We had a chess match, Keith. 138 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,536 The pride of Rutgers. 139 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,664 Slits his wrists in the faculty lounge... 140 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,457 ...after he stabbed the dean. 141 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,043 (ALL LAUGHING) 142 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,421 At least some of us know when we need help. 143 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,049 Get the fuck out of here, you fuck... 144 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,218 (MAN CONTINUES SOBBING) 145 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,181 What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 146 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,017 (TEARFULLY) I don't know. 147 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,061 "Good morning, ladies." 148 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,188 - (MAN BAWLING) - (ALL LAUGHING) 149 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,398 What's going on, guys? 150 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,317 - They're gambling, Warren. - Relax, Brian. 151 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,112 What did we say about this? 152 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,407 - What? It's a friendly game. - Corrado, it's too stressful. 153 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,284 - Look at him. - He's not even playing. 154 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,870 Come on, guys. Let's wrap it up. 155 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,044 I saw your girl today at pet therapy. 156 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,255 How does she keep her coat so shiny? 157 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,591 (LAUGHING) 158 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,885 they can be unexpected, frightening events. 159 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,888 But here, at beautiful Crater Lake National Park... 160 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,849 ...they're just part of the scenery. 161 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:05,725 (KNOCKS) 162 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,518 Crater Lake is located high in the Cascades... 163 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,730 ...of south-central Oregon, about 250 miles south of Portland... 164 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,939 I brought you your tea. 165 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,534 You did a good job tonight, kid. Here's your taste. 166 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,995 - That's all right. - (TV AUDIO PLAYS) 167 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,622 Take it. You earned it. 168 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,754 (TV OFF) 169 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,881 Time once, I was a kid. 170 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,008 You know, my old man was a stonemason. 171 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,428 He took me to work... 172 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,681 ...a job building a wall around some rich lady's garden. 173 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,226 She comes home. 174 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,353 I help carry her groceries. 175 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,230 She goes to give me a quarter... 176 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,609 ...which was a lot in those days, but I say no. 177 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:01,989 She goes in. No sooner does she close the door, when: 178 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,533 My old man gives me a belt right across the mouth. 179 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,244 "What are you, millionaire? You no need money? 180 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,079 You no like eat?" 181 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,750 Even still, he was right. 182 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,170 He made me walk home that night. 183 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:20,257 Eleven fucking miles from Essex Fells back to Newark. 184 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,176 I'm from Essex Fells. 185 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,637 - A rich kid, huh? - (KNOCKS) 186 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,268 Warren said I should get my buttons back... 187 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,646 ...on account of we weren't supposed to gamble. 188 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,356 Tell Warren he can fuck himself. 189 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,108 Got a problem with that, tell him to come see me. 190 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,196 Can I get a Kit Kat at least? 191 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,741 Do you believe this guy? 192 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,035 Get the fuck out of here. 193 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,711 Once in third grade... 194 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:01,590 ...I got a 96 on my spelling test. Highest mark in the class. 195 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,259 I was so proud. 196 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,011 I brought it home to show my dad. 197 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,722 "What happened to the other four points?" he says. 198 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,974 (SNIFFS) 199 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,102 Fuck you! Fuck you! 200 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,696 UZ-FM, Fredericksburg. 201 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,906 Your home for classic rock... 202 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,033 ...96.9. 203 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,370 Paulie, we should stop. 204 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,789 - Fuck are we? - Virginia. 205 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,127 You remember that place... 206 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,380 The dive with the fucking massage beds? 207 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,924 It was in Culpeper, Virginia. 208 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,635 The Havenaire. 209 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,386 (LAUGHING) 210 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,513 We met those 16-year-old hillbilly whores... 211 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,099 ...near the taxi stand. Yeah. 212 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,517 - YEAH. - (CHUCKLING) 213 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,227 You want the old days, let's go there. 214 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,730 We'll get a room, bucket of ice from the machine... 215 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,482 ...bottle of Scotch, order up a couple steaks. 216 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,860 Now you're fucking talking. 217 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:16,123 Excuse me. This place, is it new? 218 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,417 I think maybe, I don't know. 219 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,669 There was a motel on this spot, though, right? 220 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,380 - The Havenaire? - I don't know. 221 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,343 Fucking guy. 222 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,177 (SNORTS) 223 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,096 (EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING) 224 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,349 Mr. Spears, you're all set. 225 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,185 Two king rooms, one night, checking out tomorrow. 226 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,021 From 6 to 10, we offer a complimentary buffet breakfast... 227 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,065 ...in the courtesy room off the lobby. 228 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,650 Sign there, please. 229 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,611 Can you have room service send up two fifths of Glenlivet? 230 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,863 I apologize, sir, we don't serve bottles. 231 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,865 There is a minibar in the room, however. 232 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,993 - All right, a couple steaks. - With baked potatoes. 233 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,287 Wraps and salads only after 11. 234 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,624 Buckingham's is still open, though. 235 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,584 You could get some nachos. 236 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,295 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 237 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,632 Your dad, boy. 238 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,385 Him and me made this trip a thousand times... 239 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,011 ...back in the '60s. 240 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,347 He had a piece of that dog track, right? 241 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,349 Among other things. (CHUCKLES) 242 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,102 This one time, my first trip ever... 243 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,187 ...we're going through Georgia. 244 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,815 He's got a '59 Eldorado with the fins. 245 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,693 The Biarritz. He used to let me steer. 246 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,237 I'm like 20 at the time. I'm a kid. 247 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,156 Never been five miles out of Newark. 248 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,034 Anyway, I'm driving, we get pulled over. 249 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,287 State trooper with the hat, fucking sunglasses. 250 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,665 - I got no driver's license. - (LAUGHS) 251 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,375 Of course not. 252 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,960 I'm shitting a brick. 253 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,254 This is the deep fucking South we're in... 254 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,839 ...and we're Italian. 255 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,258 I turn to your dad, "What do I tell this prick?" 256 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,636 "Relax," he says. "Tell him your cousin's on the job." 257 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,055 He gives me a Southern-sounding name. 258 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,473 The guy comes over. 259 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,143 "Oh, my cousin's a state trooper too," I tell him. 260 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,520 "Maybe you know him." "What's his name?" 261 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,355 "Barney Fife." 262 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,815 (LAUGHING) 263 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,609 The prick gives me a shot, I don't know what the fuck hit me. 264 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,445 Your dad's fucking pissing himself. 265 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,197 I mean, I never watch TV. How the fuck do I know, right? 266 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,365 So, what happened? 267 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,909 Your dad had to duke the guy 100 fucking dollars. 268 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,078 Probably a month's salary in those days. 269 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:22,082 (LAUGHS) You know, I remember you around that time. 270 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,043 When I was bad, my dad threatened me... 271 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,128 ...he was gonna get Uncle Paulie to come get me. 272 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,629 (LAUGHING) 273 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,841 Fucking Johnny boy, eh? 274 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,094 He loved you, my friend. 275 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,306 I remember the night you were born. 276 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,433 Only time I ever saw him cry. 277 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,771 It's funny, you know... 278 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,232 ...I never knew where I stood with him. 279 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,527 Like he didn't believe in me or something. 280 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:51,945 Fucking kidding? 281 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,990 He trusted you enough to give you the Willie Overall thing. 282 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,076 And you were what, 24? 283 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,662 - Twenty-two. - So there you go, then. 284 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,538 (CHUCKLES) 285 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,092 I tell the guy, I said, "Listen, I don't mind paying for the tailpipe... 286 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,095 ...but that fucking muffler's still under warranty." 287 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,138 - All set? - Yeah. 288 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,641 - Nice talking to you. - Yeah, you too. 289 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,310 - Enjoy Miami. - (PAULIE CHUCKLES) 290 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,273 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - What? 291 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,526 You tell some fucking goober your life story? 292 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,694 We're supposed to be laying low. 293 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,324 I'm gonna grab some Danish for the road. 294 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,431 - You have shit on your pants, Don. - Please be patient with him. 295 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,183 Yes, ma'am. 296 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,689 Visiting day at the zoo. 297 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,899 - Don't feed the cetriolo. - (LAUGHS) 298 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,571 - Ma. - How was church? 299 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,240 It was fine. It was good. 300 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,075 You remember Mr. Soprano? 301 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,662 Corrado, please. Hello, my dear. 302 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,166 - How are you today? - I'd complain, but who'd listen? 303 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,296 They have me on a new medication. It makes me salivate. 304 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,010 I'll leave you two to visit. I have some letters to answer. 305 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,346 - He's a good boy, this one. - Thank you. 306 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,143 I have this new medication they put me on. Makes me salivate. 307 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,207 How are you feeling? 308 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,379 - Fine. - Maybe you can clear something up. 309 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,634 Dr. Mandl says you've been acting aggressively toward other patients? 310 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,345 First of all, that is total fucking bullshit. 311 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,014 - Carter... - Secondly, why not lead off with that? 312 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,641 What are you talking about? 313 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,393 Instead of pretending to give a shit how I feel. 314 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,606 Now, apparently, you are becoming a bully. 315 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,444 Dr. Mandl feels you're modeling your actions on the wrong people. 316 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:41,782 - Really? Like who? - You know who. That gangster. 317 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,910 You of all people should not believe what you read in the paper. 318 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,787 All that crap they wrote about Daddy. 319 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,206 That was The Wall Street Journal. 320 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:53,001 - It was entirely different. - It's never enough, is it? 321 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,046 At MIT, you told me, "Get out and make friends." 322 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,674 Now I finally do learn to assert myself a little... 323 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,884 ...suddenly that's a negative. 324 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,226 - (PAULIE GRUNTS) - Checking in. Spears. 325 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,062 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 326 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,356 (PHONE RINGING) 327 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,360 - Sil. - I'll get us settled in. 328 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,572 - Hey. - It's not good. 329 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,408 Feds found a body. 330 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,703 Skeleton. They tentatively ID'd it as the guy. 331 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,580 - Fuck. - Try and relax, huh? 332 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,332 How's Paulie holding up? 333 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,419 Jaws are holding up fine. He won't shut the fuck up. 334 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,672 - That's too bad. - What's he gotta worry about anyway? 335 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,923 Scenario like this... 336 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,801 ...the feds ain't interested in him, believe me. 337 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,930 Look, I love the guy. It's just... 338 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,683 - You know how he is. - Believe me, I hear you. 339 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,727 What else? Let me think. 340 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,896 I looked in on Carm and she's okay. 341 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,149 All right, thanks. 342 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,318 Call me if you hear anything. 343 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,111 (MEN CHATTERING) 344 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,322 Use your hat. (CHUCKLING) 345 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,327 - And hope to hear from you soon. - (KEYS TAPPING) 346 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,662 Sincerely... No. 347 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,457 Respectfully, Corrado Soprano. 348 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,293 Read it back. 349 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,755 "Dear Vice President Cheney... 350 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:23,342 ...as a powerful man all too familiar with accidental gunplay... 351 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,720 ...I am writing in the hope that you will intervene in my case. 352 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,681 Like yourself, I was involved in an unfortunate incident... 353 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,684 ...when a gun I was handling misfired." (KNOCKS) 354 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,313 - (DOOR OPENS) - Head up, yo. I was you... 355 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,191 ...I'd lay off the card games a while. Fuck's the matter? 356 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,902 The professor snitched you out to Dr. Mandl. 357 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,907 What do you do with those, Jameel? 358 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,868 Autographed pictures of the man who capped Tony Soprano? 359 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,662 Shit, them motherfuckers go right on eBay. 360 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,999 Come on now, sign. 361 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,126 That was our deal. 362 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,213 You wanna keep getting them sodas? 363 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,011 Sick fucking world. 364 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,226 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 365 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,978 For you. 366 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,481 I got one for Cristina and Gia too. 367 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:20,982 Thanks. 368 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,901 Where's the DVD? 369 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,738 That never occurred to me. 370 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,783 I'll have Sil FedEx you one. 371 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:31,785 Long as you're here... 372 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,792 Listen, before the girls get here. 373 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,587 Remember that Cuban guy I was telling you about? He knocks over trucks. 374 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,589 Last load was American Standard... 375 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,384 ...sinks, toilets, tubs. 376 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:51,096 No shit? All right, let's talk. 377 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:54,933 I'll give you his number, you call him. Now, check this out. 378 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,645 You're not gonna believe what I found when we moved into the new house. 379 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,236 Holy fucking shit. 380 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,448 (ALL LAUGHING) 381 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,161 Mickey Pinto took that in 1963. 382 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,996 Look at that hair. 383 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,498 Handsome fucking guy, eh? 384 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,584 That wristband, the leather thing. 385 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:24,004 I remember getting one just like it, me and all my friends. 386 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,131 Wanted to be a tough guy just like him. 387 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,802 That big one, that's your Uncle Junior... 388 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,680 ...and your old man in front of Satriale's. 389 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,520 (CHUCKLES) 390 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,898 - There he is. - It's the Biarritz. 391 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,566 We were just talking about that. 392 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,319 Tell you what, I'll have my daughter... 393 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,198 ...scan them into the computer so I can get a couple of copies for you. 394 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,617 (PHONE RINGING) 395 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,620 Oh, that's my wife. I gotta take this. 396 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,455 No, stay. It's all right, come on. 397 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:01,082 I gotta empty my bag anyway. 398 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,001 Hey, honey, sweetie, how's everything? 399 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,171 - Gia says, "Hi," guys. - Hello, Gia. 400 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,178 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 401 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,679 He pisses in a bag now? 402 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,891 Jesus Christ, fucking kill me now. 403 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,688 Supporting them with a huge warehouse covering 28 acres. 404 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,608 Stuffed to the rafters with over 3000 products... 405 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,735 ...you can order at rock-bottom prices... 406 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,905 ...and sell for profits of up to 300 percent and more. 407 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,407 It's easy to wish for a better life... 408 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,701 (PHONE RINGING) 409 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,039 Just pick up the phone and call this toll-free number... 410 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,043 - Hello. - Junior, it's Pat. 411 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,003 You put any thought to our plan? 412 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:51,383 - What plan? - The dentist. You know, like we said. 413 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,844 - Who is this? - It's Pat. 414 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:58,056 The dentist, remember? You were gonna make an appointment. 415 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,725 You sneak me off... 416 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,394 ...where would I lam it? 417 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,938 A safe house, I don't know. 418 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,526 The time's not right. 419 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,071 I'm being watched. Call back later. 420 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,073 Because I'm headed back to Sarasota soon. 421 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,741 (CLICKS, DIAL TONE HUMMING) 422 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:19,869 free to get started. 423 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,455 They give you plenty of ideas and support. 424 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,708 The quality of the products is even better... 425 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,710 ...than what you see in the catalogs. 426 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,129 I wanted something where I was my own boss... 427 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:32,549 Back in the day, '70s, fucking '80s... 428 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,635 ...you didn't make a move in north Jersey... 429 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,679 ...without this one up your ass. 430 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:40,181 (GIGGLING) I wasn't even born yet. 431 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:44,644 Please. Wanna talk about stand-up guys? 432 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:48,940 Sorry, Beans. 433 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,403 Hey, Carlo, can we get some more champagne, please? 434 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:56,740 Hey, remember that yokel at the feast, mouthing off to your cousin? 435 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,909 This maniac threw a vat of hot oil... 436 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,704 ...right from the zeppole stand on this prick. 437 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:03,955 (GIGGLING) Oh, my God. 438 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,333 Little powdered sugar, he would've been done. 439 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:07,834 (LAUGHING) 440 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,962 And Ton, remember when we all rented that house down the shore? 441 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,757 - With the bedbugs? - Summer of '78. 442 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,301 Carlo, Silvio, Frankie Napoli... 443 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,262 Place up the beach. Sonny Spits in the Bronx rented it? 444 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,807 That's where that hippie kid mysteriously drowned during that party. 445 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,602 (CHUCKLES) 446 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,105 Hey, Ton. 447 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:32,567 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 448 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,986 You sure, T? You're being kind of quiet. 449 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,988 That's because... 450 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,116 ..."remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. 451 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,471 I told Tommy DeLeo you're the boss now. 452 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:05,433 This fucking DeLeo Construction has always been a problem. 453 00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:09,479 Tell him I personally am upset. 454 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,193 - Nice gravy, huh? - Yeah. 455 00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:19,531 Anyway, your taste. 456 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,326 How's Patricia? You mind? 457 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,666 Go ahead. 458 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:38,466 Now, I'll start by making a mountain fold on each corner. 459 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,177 Folding the corners into the center of the paper... 460 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,430 Touch�, Captain Blood. 461 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:45,765 (GIGGLES) 462 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,478 Checkers, the thinking-man's game. 463 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,230 Looking for a smack in the mouth? 464 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,815 Corrado? 465 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,859 Language, please. 466 00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:02,574 - What do you want? - If you'd move... 467 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,576 ...perhaps I could reach the chess set. 468 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,703 If I don't, what the fuck you gonna do? 469 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,038 - You don't intimidate me. - Corrado. 470 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,669 You're lucky she's here, you little prick. 471 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:19,007 Naturally. You're only tough when there's an authority figure nearby... 472 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:22,510 ...so things don't go too far. Oh, how the mighty have fall... 473 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,053 - Corrado! - (GLASS SHATTERS) 474 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,930 - (WHISTLE SCREECHING) - (SHOUTING) 475 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,766 - (SCREAMING) - (ALARM BEEPING) 476 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,434 Get him! Get him! 477 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,020 - (SCREAMING) - How do you like that, huh? 478 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,314 Fucking smart guy. How do you like that? 479 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,733 God, no. 480 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,695 I'm gonna kill this prick. 481 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:46,242 Would you describe Mr. Soprano as the aggressor? 482 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,536 Is he generally a troublemaker? 483 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,246 (LAUGHS) No, he cool. 484 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,624 You just gotta know how to talk to him, is all. 485 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,502 That's a lovely watch you're wearing. 486 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,128 Is that vintage? 487 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:02,759 Bulova, yeah. Flea market. 488 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,054 Must have been quite expensive. 489 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:11,226 Why am I the only caregiver being interrogated here? 490 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,687 It wouldn't happen to be because of the color of my skin, now would it? 491 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,482 Thank you for your cooperation. You can go. 492 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,912 I'm gonna write a change order for Soprano's meds. 493 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,414 Yeah, I need a bridge loan. If you could. 494 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:36,876 - Two hundred K. - Done. 495 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,837 What can I tell you? I've been mush. 496 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,588 It happens. 497 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,966 I lost the 1:00 game by a field goal. 498 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,510 It was a "pick them." Then I'm chasing the money... 499 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,262 ...I picked the 49ers minus two... 500 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,430 Fuck it. You don't wanna hear this. 501 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,684 It's been this way the last couple months, though. 502 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,477 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Listen, this too shall pass. 503 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,480 - Thanks, tatteleh. - Anytime. 504 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,274 All right. 505 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,828 (TONY GRUNTING) 506 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,933 Is this a nonsmoking room? 507 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,768 Go ahead. (LAUGHING) 508 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,784 - Dinner was fun the other night. - Yeah. 509 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,620 How do you know Peter? 510 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,496 Who Peter? 511 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,124 Beansie? 512 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,046 He's an old friend... 513 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,589 ...from the neighborhood. 514 00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:07,759 So the other guy, the one with... 515 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,595 White hair thingies. What's his name again? 516 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,972 - Paulie. - Right. 517 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,058 What is he, like, your best friend? 518 00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:18,144 - He say that? - I just figured. 519 00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:19,646 The way he was talking. 520 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,899 Honestly, I thought he was your dad at first. 521 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:25,735 There was a time when I wished he was. 522 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:30,323 He used to work for my dad. 523 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,116 I know, he told me. 524 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,174 (SNORING) 525 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,137 Corrado? Corrado? 526 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,306 It's time for group. 527 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,270 It's these new pills last couple of days. 528 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,189 I got no pep. 529 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:06,317 Oh, that'll change. There's a slight adjustment period. 530 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,654 But I'm sleeping all the time now. I can't focus. 531 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,864 Give it some time. You'll feel a lot better. 532 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,158 And your memory will improve too. 533 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,334 You know that's bullshit, right? 534 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,837 They're trying to numb you out... 535 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:29,298 ...because of what you did to the professor. 536 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:38,391 Where the fuck is this guy? 537 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,185 West on 84, Beans said, right? 538 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,064 (CAR APPROACHES) 539 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:48,192 (TIRES SCREECHING) 540 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:49,694 There. 541 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,369 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 542 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,038 What the fuck is this? 543 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:03,624 Goddamn it. 544 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,589 Who's Ramon? 545 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,261 - Waiting long? - Everybody come tonight except Charo? 546 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:18,222 All right, hold on. Hold on, hold on. 547 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,933 I'm Tony, this is Paulie. 548 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:23,019 This is Esteban and the rest of the guys. 549 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:24,937 We stepped away from a wedding. 550 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:28,191 Our friend in the wheelchair says you get regular access to goods. 551 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:32,028 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 552 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:36,949 Okay. 553 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,577 I got a trailer full of power tools... 554 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,454 ...coming in later on this month. 555 00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:44,415 Factory-sealed Black & Deckers and Makitas. 556 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:47,251 I can get for you 50 cents on the dollar. 557 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,253 Sixty grand. 558 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,466 Well, 55 would work, but that includes shipping to Jersey. 559 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,218 We look like fucking UPS? 560 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,846 Look, you send the truck up north, we send it back loaded. 561 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,432 I got a line on air mattresses, pool toys. 562 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,769 And I can round the load out with K�rastase. 563 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:08,272 It's a French shampoo. Twenty dollars a bottle, retail. 564 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,944 Now, you get 5 percent after sale but that's gonna involve a little trust. 565 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,449 All right. 566 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,910 We're looking for a long-term relationship. 567 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,287 - We'll be calling. - All right. 568 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,997 You okay, t�o? 569 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,419 (TONY CHUCKLES) 570 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,051 (KNOCKS) 571 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:41,806 Corrado, how you doing today? 572 00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:44,225 I'm dying a slow death, that's how I'm doing. 573 00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:46,435 Just take your meds, yo. 574 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:49,438 Real fucking Nazi now, huh? 575 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,316 - Stop fucking pushing! - I wasn't! 576 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,153 Yo, stop bumping dickheads out there. 577 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:56,737 (ITZHAK CRYING) 578 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,885 You should have seen him out there. 579 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,345 The fuck can handle himself. 580 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,348 He's got the cazzi of a 20-year-old. 581 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,352 He's my friend, but Jesus, what a fucking chiacchierone. 582 00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:31,981 (LAUGHING) 583 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:35,026 He tells me, "Don't say nothing to nobody. He's got prostate." 584 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:37,486 I say, "Sure." He tells everybody. 585 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,780 He was always like that. 586 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,366 He was Gary-fucking-Cooper. 587 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:43,743 You forget. 588 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:47,205 One time, I fell asleep while he was on the phone. 589 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,165 I wake up 20 minutes later... 590 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,083 ...and he was still going. 591 00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:01,052 I gotta say... 592 00:37:02,304 --> 00:37:05,848 It concerns me. Lately. 593 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,685 Come on, huh? 594 00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:15,566 Hey, people live alone, they get like that. It's sad. 595 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:21,572 I'm leaving for my card game. Are you two okay? 596 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,866 - Dinner was great. - Anytime, you know that. 597 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,576 Thank you. 598 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:31,082 That's a great girl you got there. 599 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:32,959 The way she stood by you. 600 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,294 Now, you see, that's what Paulie doesn't got. 601 00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:38,923 Now, I'm speaking to your point. 602 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,633 He's got no wife. 603 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,343 He's got no kids. 604 00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:44,178 He's got no steady income stream. 605 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:47,723 Except for Barone, which is coming to an end. 606 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,269 I told him, "If you can't show legit income... 607 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,938 ...you're vulnerable to the feds." 608 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,066 He don't do shit about it. 609 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,279 I think you're worrying for nothing, Tony. 610 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,116 Things are going great. 611 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:07,326 Finally. 612 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:09,870 Maybe I'm just... 613 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,998 ...waiting for the other shoe to drop. 614 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,250 All I know is... 615 00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:17,253 ...Paulie Gualtieri is a stand-up guy. 616 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:19,630 Has he ever really been put the test? 617 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:30,141 You know, he had this painting of me in his house. 618 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,394 I was all dressed up like a fucking general. 619 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,979 (LAUGHS) 620 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,564 I heard about that. 621 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:40,609 Yeah, it pissed me off. I thought it was a fucking joke. 622 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,782 - But I don't think it was. - He loves you, Ton. 623 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,659 You're all he's got. 624 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,705 You, the guys and his image. 625 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,503 I love him too. 626 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,839 You always did. 627 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,932 (WHISTLING) 628 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:28,324 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 629 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,166 - Hey, Sil. - I'm here with Bobby. 630 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,585 - He just got a call from Jenna. - Who? 631 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,003 Karen's sister. 632 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,381 Works in the courthouse. 633 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,216 Oh, yeah, yeah. 634 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,802 - And? - Are you sitting down? 635 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,929 Just fucking tell me. 636 00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,639 Jackie Aprile. 637 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,141 - What? - You heard me. 638 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,852 Larry told them J.A. was totally responsible... 639 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,605 ...for the death of a certain African-American person. 640 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:02,817 - He covered your ass. - Congratulations, Anthony. 641 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,485 Yeah, well... 642 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,904 You gotta wonder what's next, huh? 643 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:08,781 Yeah, but for tonight, huh? 644 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:11,951 All right, thanks. 645 00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:13,744 Talk to you later. 646 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,416 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 647 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,553 (DISTANT TV PLAYING) 648 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,763 (PAULIE LAUGHING) 649 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:52,783 We're off the hook on this Willie Overall thing. 650 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,910 Thank God. That's fucking beautiful. 651 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,912 Yeah. 652 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,622 (SIGHS) 653 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,044 Know what we ought to do? 654 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:07,089 We ought to treat ourselves before we leave. 655 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,259 I was thinking maybe we'd do some sport fishing. 656 00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:12,803 - You serious? - Yeah. What are you kidding... 657 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,097 ...the fucking marlin they got out here? 658 00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:17,224 We'll rent a boat. 659 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,854 Yeah. Sure. 660 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:27,776 "What's that got to do with chicken farming?" he asks. 661 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:31,822 The whore says, "Last year, I raised over 5000 cocks." 662 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,702 - Where you going? - The head. I gotta piss. 663 00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:40,122 - One more? - Yeah. One more. 664 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,626 Two fags decide they want a baby. 665 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,794 So they jack off in a cup... 666 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,714 ...use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. 667 00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:50,841 Nine months later, they go to the hospital. 668 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,843 They see all the babies in the nursery. 669 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,346 "Look," they say. "Our baby's the sweetest one. 670 00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,973 He's not even crying at all." 671 00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,227 Goddamn it, what the fuck is it? 672 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:03,312 "Now he's not crying," the nurse says. 673 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,065 "Just wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass." 674 00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:08,067 Right, yeah. 675 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:15,866 Fuck me. 676 00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:19,745 Accident! Accident! 677 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,332 - (CRYING) - God-fucking-damn it. 678 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,334 Corrado, what happened? 679 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:27,920 Oh, Jesus Christ on the cross. 680 00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:29,505 It's all right. 681 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:31,131 Come on. 682 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:36,428 I'm an old man. It was an accident, for chrissake. 683 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:40,015 You're on Ditropan specifically to avoid incontinence. 684 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:43,936 Not to mention Celexa, which should be curtailing your aggressiveness. 685 00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:45,980 I'm taking my medication. 686 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,773 Ask Hormel, you don't believe me. 687 00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:50,109 Jameel. He's been let go. 688 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:55,155 Mr. Soprano, there's a trust among staff and patients regarding treatment. 689 00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:57,408 That means you have a choice: 690 00:42:57,576 --> 00:43:01,203 You can either wear Depends while you await transfer to another facility... 691 00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:04,123 ...or you can take your medication as prescribed. 692 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,835 (PLAYING SOFTLY) 693 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,546 (KNOCKS) 694 00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:15,551 Here, Corrado. Time for your medicine. 695 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:17,136 (SIGHS) 696 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:21,974 Where the fuck is my iPod? 697 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:26,061 Every day it's your iPod, Carter. Stop causing a commotion. 698 00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:44,788 What'd you do that for? 699 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,624 I should piss myself again? 700 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,000 But I did the thing. 701 00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:50,919 They're muscling me, what do you want me to tell you? 702 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:53,047 I could have gotten in trouble. 703 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,382 You don't even give a shit. 704 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,807 - Let's get a card game together. - They fired Hormel. 705 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,101 Jameel? Fuck him. You got me. 706 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:09,313 Maybe tomorrow, kid. I don't know. I'm tired. 707 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:33,045 Old Ironsides. 708 00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:37,216 You're supposed to say, "Who, Beansie?" 709 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,343 Yeah. 710 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:48,185 (CHUCKLES) 711 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,611 (MOTOR STARTS) 712 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,201 (GUN FIRING) 713 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:35,399 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 714 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,236 (DOOR OPENS) 715 00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:43,949 Where you been? 716 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,785 You didn't come to lunch. 717 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:50,914 I brought you these... 718 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:54,251 ...from Keith. He owed me money. 719 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,754 "Hootie and the Blowfish." 720 00:45:58,673 --> 00:45:59,757 Thanks. 721 00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:05,262 That was a nice letter you wrote to Cheney. 722 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:09,641 But he don't read them himself. They got computers that do it. 723 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,269 I asked Lynch, the professor. 724 00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,646 What are you talking to him for? 725 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:17,775 Says we'll have a better chance if we write him at his outfit... 726 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,318 ...Halliburton. 727 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:23,489 My father owned Grumman stock. 728 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:30,662 My grandpa said my dad lacked character. 729 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,626 Grandpa was a lion. 730 00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:40,047 You're very smart, Anthony. 731 00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,384 I'm sure you're very good with spelling too. 732 00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:33,016 Rigatoni � la Paulie. 733 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,645 But since you're eating it, maybe it should be rigatoni � la Tony. 734 00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:48,574 What, you're not hungry? 735 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,118 My fucking stomach. 736 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:02,087 You know, when you went down below, I thought I saw a whale. 737 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:04,923 - No shit. - It made me think of Ginny Sack. 738 00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:07,885 (SNORTS) 739 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:14,725 That joke Ralph made about her, that was some funny shit... 740 00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,810 ...no matter what John said. 741 00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:20,188 - Gotta have a sense of humor, right? - Yeah. 742 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:28,989 I heard she took an office job. 743 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:31,491 Chubb Insurance. 744 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,917 It was you told him, right? 745 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,086 I mean, it's no big deal. I could hardly resist. 746 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,130 Grapevine, Ton. I don't know. 747 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,215 Yeah. 748 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:49,968 He was a funny prick, that Ralph. 749 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:52,888 His Gladiator fixation... 750 00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:55,599 ...the time he hit Georgie in the eye with the chain. 751 00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:01,521 I'd have loved to have seen John's face when he heard that crack. 752 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:05,275 Always fucking holier-than-thou because he didn't fuck other women. 753 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:09,571 Mr. Broomstick-Up-His-Ass. 754 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,242 You know... 755 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:18,413 No offense, but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's? 756 00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:21,917 - What? - Tourette syndrome. 757 00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:23,251 Seriously. 758 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,881 - Like you got a tick or something. - I don't know. 759 00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,300 It's like some people grind their teeth. 760 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,427 When I'm nervous, tense or something. 761 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,064 Come on, you told John about that joke, right? 762 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:56,493 - It wasn't me, Ton. - No? 763 00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:58,412 That's right. 764 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,340 You want a drink? 765 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,968 All right. Stewart's. 766 00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:50,630 - Think fast. - Jesus. Ton. 767 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:52,549 Fuck, that hurt. 768 00:50:58,056 --> 00:51:01,266 (ALL SINGING FOLK SONG) 769 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:52,943 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 770 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,459 (ALL SHOUTING) 771 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,264 What does it take to get something to eat? 772 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:25,142 (RUSTLING) 773 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,483 (SIZZLING) 774 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:44,327 When my time comes, tell me... 775 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:46,329 Will I stand up? 776 00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:13,064 - Who was at the door? - "Williams-Sonoma. From Paulie. 777 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:17,694 The Elektra Semiautomatic Chrome Espresso Machine." 778 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,696 - So? - My God, Tony. 779 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,865 This is like $2000. 780 00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:26,995 - I mean, what is wrong with that man? - What's wrong with him? Nothing. 781 00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:29,748 It's guys like him that allows our whole lifestyle here. 782 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,553 Take me over to Jeanette's house. 783 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,953 (ALL SCREAMING) 784 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,253 (GIRL SCREAMS) 785 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:24,052 In an apparent escalation of a Mafia power struggle... 786 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:25,428 What year? Let me see... 787 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:29,057 ...'72, '73, back in the Feech La Manna days. 788 00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:33,019 I'm on a roll. I mean, I haven't lost a bet in fucking months. 789 00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:34,688 After a brazen ambush by... 790 00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:36,273 Hey, Ton, you see this shit? 791 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,941 Skip. 792 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:39,818 Hey. 793 00:54:39,986 --> 00:54:42,946 Looks like Phil's the main guinea over there now, huh? 794 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,990 Anyway, we're at Maxwell's Plum... 795 00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,117 ...the Saturday night before the game. 796 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:50,203 Who walks in but fucking Namath. 797 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:53,373 Three sheets to the wind, fucking staggering like a sailor. 798 00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:55,792 So I know the game is going into the toilet. 799 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,627 I said to my brother Gerry... 800 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,212 He was just a kid at the time. 801 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:02,257 "Take this money down to old Caruso on the corner... 802 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:04,301 ...and put it all against the Jets." 803 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:08,096 My brother was just recovering from rheumatic fever... 804 00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:10,807 (SWING MUSIC PLAYING) 805 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:14,019 (DOG BARKING) 806 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,452 (MEWS) 807 00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:55,393 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 59074

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