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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

ANNOUNCER:
From New York City,

it's The Chris Rock Show!

Tonight, actress Vivica A. Fox,

musical guest
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott.

Plus, musical director
Grandmaster Flash.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Ladies and gentlemen,
Chris Rock!

(CHEERS, APPLAUSE)

Thank you!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE)

Thank you.
Thank you! Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you all.
Thank you all for...

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Thank you all...

(AUDIENCE CONTINUES CHEERING)

-For... Thanks for...
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, WHISTLING)

WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: I love you,
Chris. Oh, my goodness!

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING,
CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

Hey!

-Stop it, Ma!
-(LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

(LAUGHING) What the hell?

-Calm down, woman!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Hey, how's it going, Flash?
Flash in the house. All right.

So, big week this week.
Big week, big week, big week.

-Uh, Mitch "Blood" Green...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

...Mitch "Blood" Green
is suing Mike Tyson

-for beating his ass in 1988!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Eighty-eight!

That must have been
some ass-whooping...

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-...that he's gonna sue.

He's like,
"Damn, I can't sit down."

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-"I gotta sue Mike Tyson."

-"My ass still hurt."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

What the hell going on?
They're in court right now.

Yesterday,
Mitch's mother testified

and showed photos of her son

with his face swollen
and grotesque!

And the judge ruled them as
inadmissible evidence,

because it was taken
before the ass-whooping.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-But that's what he--

Mitch...
Mitch isn't much of a looker.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

This week,
a teenager in Mississippi,

in Mississippi,
opened fire on his classmates.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Just started killing kids, man.

Must be real hard going
to school in Mississippi, huh?

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Started killing all the kids

-'cause he wasn't popular.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Wasn't popular.
Yeah, I guess you real popular,

'cause you the only one alive!

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-Yeah. That's real popular.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)

He's the only one alive.

-Yeah, man, you got next, man.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS) It's all about you.
You the school president.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS) What else happening?

-Rick James! Rick James...
-(AUDIENCE GROANING)

Rick James announced

that he's going to do
his first concert in ten years.

Slick Rick James, that's right.

He says he only wants to perform
in front of a small audience.

That's right. A small audience,

the three girls he got
tied up in his basement.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS)

(LAUGHS)
You been to Rick's house?

Hey, a new study shows
that high school students

who had access to birth control

were less likely to have
sex than those that didn't.

Unless they also had
a nickel bag and a Land Rover.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)

(LAUGHS) Then they got theirs.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-You understand?

'Cause if you got a nickel bag
and a Land Rover, you the man.

You know,
when I was in high school,

I didn't have to worry
about sex at all.

At all. I was--

I was 30 pounds lighter.
I had braces, I had glasses.

-Shit, I was birth control!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS)

Now, I know what y'all thinking.
I know right now,

it's hard for y'all
to do the show,

'cause you want to party.
'Cause you know why?

Everybody's thinking
about the same thing,

tonight is Rosh Hashanah,

-the Jewish New Year.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)

That's right.

And tonight is Rosh Hashanah
and Jewish New Year,

I know all of y'all
got plans for tonight.

So, right now we're gonna go
to our correspondent

live in Times Square,
Jon Hayman.

-Chris, it is insane here!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Although this is
one of the, uh, lighter turnouts

we've seen in recent
New Year's eves.

Still, there are literally
dozens of people walking around

-the Times Square area.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

And in just about, oh,
twenty minutes or so,

it's hard to believe,
but when that big ball drops,

-it'll be 5758.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-Happy New Year, Chris!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Thanks a lot, Jon.
We'll check with you later.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING,
APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)

And, everyone that is
celebrating Rosh Hashanah,

I want you
to drive safely. Okay.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Okay. Right now,
at The Chris Rock Show,

we would like to take
some time out to honor

some very special Americans.

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Ordinary citizens who make
extraordinary contributions

in their own communities.

Never getting the credit
they so richly deserve.

These people volunteer
their time and labor,

one, two, three times a week,
for you and me,

-to perform oral sex.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

Never seeking the spotlight,

these people practice
the purest form of charity,

giving in private without
needing their neighbors to know

-how truly merciful they are.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING)

For most of the day,
they may be shopkeepers,

or homemakers, or farmers.

But for a few minutes
here and there,

they're our heroes,

who through small acts
of human kindness

make an increasingly
hostile world

just a little bit happier.

-Remaining anonymous...
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, LAUGHING)

...to all but a few,

these outstanding Americans
deserve a salute

from all of us,
for never forgetting

-that charity begins at home.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

(CHEERING)

So, Betty, Bill, Akim,
Judith, Mary, and Al Sharpton,

-we salute you...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-...for performing oral sex.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Okay, yo, we got
a great show tonight.

We got Vivica A. Fox
in the house!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

That's right.

We got Missy "Misdemeanor"
Elliott in the house!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

And right now,
I want you to give it up

-for Grandmaster Flash.
-(RECORD SCRATCHES)

(CHEERS, APPLAUSE)

Now, coming up later this month
on HBO is a new special.

Here's a peek.
Take a look.

NARRATOR: Though man
has conquered his environment,

there remain
those elements of nature

with the power
to humble and terrify.

Tornadoes,
tidal waves, hurricanes,

and the most frightening
phenomenon of them all...

Darkness.

-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

The sky turned completely black.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Stayed that way for hours.

I can't take it anymore.

I mean, in the last year alone,
we've been hit by darkness

at least 365 times.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-We're moving.

The children were terrified.
And so was I.

Kids, come on! Hurry up.

Come on,
it's coming, it's coming!

NARRATOR: But there is one group
of people who are not afraid.

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
-They call themselves,

-The Darkness Chasers.
-(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

If darkness is out there,
we're gonna find it.

NARRATOR:
Meet Dr. Karl Eberhardt,

Nocturnalist.

He and his team head to
a location, where they suspect

it might get dark.

Once in the field,
the chasers busy themselves

setting up equipment
and taking readings.

...Point one.

This is a Darkness Chaser's
best friend.

We know we're experiencing
full-on darkness

when we can no longer see it.

Dr. Eberhardt?

Yes, Paul?

I'm getting some readings
of darkness underneath this van.

-No, that's shade, you fool!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

I've been pursuing
occurrences of darkness

for about... about five years,

and my wife thinks I'm crazy.
(CHUCKLES)

NARRATOR: Dr. Eberhardt assures
team readiness...

-Go!
-...with constant darkness dexterity exercises.

Come on! It's always gonna be
a lot darker than that!

NARRATOR:
Eventually frustration sets in.

Nothing. Shit.

Well, it's 4:00 p.m.

We've been out here
since 10:00 a.m.

Haven't found
a sign of darkness yet.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Let's get out of here.

NARRATOR:
Back at the Darkness Institute,

-Dr. Eberhardt
and his team regroup... -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

...in preparation
for another sighting.

I believe it was the emperor
Augustus Caesar

who believed that darkness
was God putting on his shades.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

NARRATOR: Eventually,
the waiting around is over.

The call comes.

I just got a report
that east of here,

they're experiencing dusk.

Conditions couldn't
be any more favorable

for the formation of darkness.

-Let's hope we get lucky.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

I've seen this before.
If you look up into the sky,

you'll notice that the light
is disappearing

in small increments.

-(SOFTLY) It's sneaky.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

NARRATOR: With darkness
finally coming upon them,

the team becomes anxious.

This is some good darkness.

I haven't seen
darkness like this since...

the last time
we were out when it was dark.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Don't be alarmed.

What we have here
is a darkness cluster.

Don't be scared,
it could last for hours.

What are the meters showing?

PAUL: I can't see anything,
I'm not sure.

-CHASER: Yeah,
I don't know. It's kind of dark. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

MALE NARRATOR:
Finally, in the complete absence of light,

the chasers collect
essential darkness data.

DR. KARL EBERHARDT:
Ah! That's my toe, bitch!

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-PAUL: Sorry.

NARRATOR:
To learn more about darkness,

visit your local library,
or your basement.

Stay tuned to HBO.

Coming up next,
The World's Scariest Sunsets.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)

Hey, our first guest
has appeared in such films

as Set it Off, Booty Call,
Independence Day,

and you can catch her right now
in the hit film Soul Food.

Please give it up
for Vivica A. Fox.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

-Vivica, on my show.
-(VIVICA LAUGHS)

-Vivica A. Fox.
-Thank you,

-thank you, thank you.
-"A." What's the "A" for?

-Anjanetta.
-Anjanetta?

-Uh-huh.
-Anjanetta. That's kind of ghetto there.

-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Anjanetta!

My mother's from West Point,
Mississippi.

So, where she came up
with Vivica and Anjanetta--

She had, like-- she had
a neck bone in her lip.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-Yeah.

-Anjanetta, pass the peas!
-(VIVICA LAUGHS)

-Yeah, no shit.
-No, no, no.

I loved you in Soul Food.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-Yeah. Thank you.

-I loved you in Soul Food.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

-I'm glad you got the part.
-(LAUGHS) Why?

'Cause you know why,
you look good in everything

-I see you in...
-Uh-huh.

...but sometimes they give you
some fucked-up parts.

(SHRIEKS) Like what?

'Cause they had you stripping
in Independence Day.

-I was like,
"What the fuck they doing?" -But that scene was this short.

-Right?
-I know, but I was like,

I was mad. I was like, okay,
there's my girl, Vivica.

-Yeah! Vivica, yeah!
-Raw!

She work it. Yeah!

The one Black lady
in the whole movie, yeah!

Why the fuck
they got her stripping?

-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-I was mad, 'cause I thought--
-But for once,

they trusted the sister
to be the sex symbol.

-You did help save the day.
-Thank you.

-You did save the world.
-Yes.

You know, I thought, "Did they
cut out a scene or some shit?"

"Did they cut out the scene
where you shook your ass and the aliens went that way?"

-(SHRIEKS) You are bad.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, LAUGHING)

That was good, that was good.
That was good, that was good.

So, now, you got the dope parts,
you're married.

You got the kid,
you got the relationship.

Now, tell everybody
what you said

when you saw Soul Food and
I saw you at the after party.

-You remember?
-I was like, I was just really happy.

-It was just a good Black movie.
-Thank you.

It didn't have... It was good...

It wasn't good by, like,
Black movie standards.

-VIVICA: Thank you.
Now, this is what he told me. -It was just a good movie.

He gave me a hug, he was like,
"Yeah, Vivica, it was love,

and it was real good
for a Black movie too!"

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-It was... No, but it was better than that.

It wasn't like--
'Cause sometimes you watch Black movies and you be like,

-"Damn, this shit is whack."
-Oh, yeah.

But it's better
than that other whack shit.

-(SHRIEKS, LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

-(LAUGHS)
-(APPLAUSE)

At least
we get to see us, right?

-Right.
-Right.

So... And a lot of times
you watch a Black movie,

you don't want to say it's bad
in front of white people.

-(LAUGHS)
-So, you just lie and shit.

-Oh, it's really good.
-Oh, yeah!

-Loved it.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I understood the whole plot
of Waiting to Exhale, yeah.

-(BOTH LAUGH)
-I understood it all.

-It never got convoluted at all!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

It's great!

-But you--
-Fabulous. Go see it solo.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Ooh.

-(LAUGHS)
-You...

-Ooh. That was...
-(BOTH GROAN)

Hey, hey, hey. Speaking of wild,
how did... Now, okay.

So, you did
Independence Day, right?

-Right.
-Then they call you up.

When you saw the script
that said Booty Call...

-Uh-huh.
-...what was going through your mind?

-Okay, three things.
-You're going, "Okay, I got a booty."

-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-Three things.
-What was going through your mind?

Okay, first I thought
of Bill Bellamy.

Right? From him doing the joke
on Def Comedy Jam,

-all right?
-CHRIS: Okay.

Then I said, "Well,
there's got to be something

about the true definition
of a late phone call..."

-CHRIS: Right. Okay.
-"...and this shit better be funny".

Yeah.
It had some funny shit in there.

-Yes, we did.
-They had some funny shit.

Especially with me in it,
because I knew I wouldn't

be able to live it down
for the rest of my life.

Every time you see me,
"Girl, Booty Call was whack!"

Right? And you know
they would have.

-The name Booty Call...
-Thank God it was funny.

-...was really like, you know--
-Yeah. Out there.

But it was a safe sex
message film.

-Was that your ass on the front?
-Didn't it look like it?

It looked like your ass.
I'd recognize your ass!

-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

-It looked like--
-You...

Yeah, like that
little cream outfit I had on.

-They just colored it in blue.
-Yeah.

I should have gotten some
merchandising stuff for that,

-shouldn't I?
-Yeah!

Motherfuckers
owe me some money.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

-That's all right.
-CHRIS: Yeah.

-Sell a little booty.
-(LAUGHS)

Yeah,
but it's doing really well.

It tripped me out.
I was on the airplane

and to look in the little--

-I saw those--
-You know what I'm saying?

-Was that a trip?
-You know what's really wild?

I'm sitting in American.

And they got all these movies,
and the white guy gets, like,

-On Golden Pond or whatever.
-(LAUGHS)

And I'm like, "I'll take
Booty Call, please."

-Did they all turn
and look at you? -They were like, no.

You're like, no, really.

-They were like, nigger, please.
-(LAUGHS)

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-Not Booty Call.

All the Black people
were like, "No!"

-"No, they gonna find out!"
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS) So, Vivica, I have
to thank you for showing up

-to my show.
-You know you're my boy.

I really love that you're here.

Everyone should
go see Soul Food.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-It's the best thing out.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-Take care of yourself.

Sexual harassment is a sensitive

and, unfortunately,
a prevalent topic in the news.

At The Chris Rock Show,

we believe the only way to stop
the injustice is to expose it.

My next guest
is in the process of filing

a sexual harassment suit
against her employer.

Please, welcome,
via satellite, Sophia James.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

Thank you, Chris.

I've been having a tough time
getting my story in the media.

Why? I mean,
from the information that you have given me,

this sounds like a blatant case
of sexual harassment.

Oh, it is.
I'm emotionally traumatized.

That's why I'm not
with you in person.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I understand.

Now, could you tell us
what you've been through?

(SIGHS)
I've been called horrible names,

like "jugs," "tits,"
and "booby-boo." Um...

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-"Booby-boo?"

Yes. You know, like,

♪ Booby, booby-boo
Where are you? ♪

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

"Hey, booby,
you want a booby snack?"

-I mean, come on.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

This is not proper behavior
in the workplace.

-Not at all. I mean...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I think even Clarence Thomas
would agree with that. I mean--

Let me ask you this.
Can you prove your case?

Yes.
I wore a tiny camera to work,

and I caught those animals
red-handed.

-Okay. Okay. Let's see the tape.
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yeah, let's see it.

CUSTOMER 1: Hey, nice ass.
I'd like it on my face, baby.

CUSTOMER 2: Come on girl, go on
and show us some tits, come on.

CUSTOMER 3: Hey, sweetheart,
come here, baby.

CUSTOMER 4:
Hey girl, show us some tits.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

I mean,
there you have it, Chris.

You know, I still have
a hard time watching that.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-You're a stripper!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

I am an employee
of a strip club.

-Oh, cut the crap!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Busboys are employees
at strip clubs.

I just saw a dollar bill
hanging out your ass!

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

Strippers can't claim
sexual harassment!

It doesn't matter what
profession you are in.

No one has the right
to treat you like a rib.

Well, they do
if you're wrestling around in barbecue sauce!

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

Well, what about
the name-calling? "Jugs"?

Now, come on,
you have to admit, that's sexual harassment.

Hey! If you say "jugs"
to your secretary,

that's sexual harassment.

But if you say "jugs" to a woman
with her jugs out,

-that's a witty remark! Hey!
-(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)

If you don't want men
touching you,

why don't you
just leave the club?

Oh, I did.
I made that tape on my last day.

I didn't even give them fools
two weeks' notice.

-Two weeks' notice?
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Who the hell do you
think you are?

Bank tellers give notice.

Strippers just tiptoe out
the door to the alley, okay?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING,
LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

Come on now,

I'm sure there was another
naked ho waiting in the wings.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

Excuse my French.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

But at least you quit. You quit.
What are you doing now?

Well,
I have an interview tomorrow

-for a job at Booty Land.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I ought to smack
the shit out of you.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

Girl, you can forget winning
a sexual harassment case.

Oh, okay.
I beg to differ.

All right. Let's look at some
more of that tape, mister man.

-(CHEERS)
-CHRIS: Hey, come on, man!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

Stop the tape! Stop the tape!
Stop the fuckin' tape!

And thanks
for coming on the show.

Good luck with your case.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

Here to perform the song,
"Sock It 2 Me"

off her album, Supa Dupa Fly,

give it up for
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott.

♪ Hey, yo
You know what? Uh-huh? ♪

♪ Me I'm super fly
Super duper fly ♪

♪ What, what, what ♪

♪ Super fly
Do it, do it, do it ♪

♪ Me I'm Super fly
Super duper fly ♪

♪ Hey yo, hey yo ♪

♪ I was looking for affection
So, I decided to go ♪

♪ Swing that in my direction
I'll be out of control ♪

♪ Let's take it to perfection
Just you and me ♪

♪ Let's see if you can
Bring, bring, bring ♪

♪ The nasty out of me
Now, now, now, sock it to me ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Sock it to me
Like you want to ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I can take it like a pro
You know ♪

♪ Do it long bro
With the backstroke ♪

♪ My hormones jumping
Like a disco ♪

♪ I be popping mess
Like some Crisco ♪

♪ All you gotta say is
Missy go go ♪

♪ And when you say go
I won't move slow ♪

♪ I'm at your house
Around midnight ♪

♪ So don't fall asleep ♪

♪ It'll just be me, me, me
On a late night creep ♪

♪ I'm gonna show you thangs ♪

♪ That you can't believe ♪

♪ Jump in this b-e-d
And won't you sock it to me ♪

♪ Sock it to me
Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Sock it to me
Like you want to ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I can take it like a pro
You know ♪

♪ Do it long bro
With the backstroke ♪

♪ My hormones jumping
Like a disco ♪

♪ I be popping mess
Like some Crisco ♪

♪ And all you gotta say is
Missy go go ♪

♪ And when you say go
I won't move slow ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Sock it to me
Like you want to ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I can take it like a pro
You know ♪

♪ Do it long bro
With the backstroke ♪

♪ My hormones jumping
Like a disco ♪

♪ I be popping mess
Like some Crisco ♪

♪ All you gotta say is
What, what, what ♪

♪ And when you say go
I won't move slow ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Sock it to me
Like you want to ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I can take it like a pro
You know ♪

♪ Do it long bro
With the backstroke ♪

♪ My hormones jumping
Like a disco ♪

♪ I be popping mess
Like some Crisco ♪

♪ All you gotta say is
Missy go go ♪

♪ And when you say go
I won't move slow ♪

♪ Beep, beep ♪

♪ Who got the keys
To the jeep ♪

♪ Driving to the beach ♪

♪ Top down, loud sounds
See my peeps ♪

♪ Give them pounds
Now who do it be? ♪

♪ It be me, me, me ♪

♪ Looks like it's 'bout to rain
What a shame ♪

♪ I got the armor-all
To shine up the stain ♪

♪ Oh, Missy try to maintain ♪

♪ Icky-icky-icky-icky
Yo, Icky-icky-icky ♪

♪ Sock it to me now
Ooh ah ♪

♪ Sock it to me
Like you want to ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I can take it like a pro
You know ♪

♪ Do it long bro
With the backstroke ♪

♪ My hormones jumping
Like a disco ♪

♪ I be popping mess
Like some Crisco ♪

♪ All you gotta say is
Missy go go ♪

♪ And when you say go
I won't move slow ♪

♪ Huh, ho, oh, hey ♪

-MISSY: Sock it me
like you want to... -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

-Yo. I want to thank...
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

...you for the show tonight.
I thank my guests, Vivica A. Fox,

-Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott.
-(LAUGHS)

We'll see you next week!
Yo, Flash, take us out!

-Let's go to Jon Hayman.
-All right.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,

two, one... That's it!
Happy New Year, everybody!

-(NOISEMAKER BLARES WEAKLY)
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