All language subtitles for [English] Boardinghouse Full Movie Horror, Comedy Movie [DownSub.com]

ladies and gentlemen this is a warning to protect
theater owners and the makers of this horror

vision film viewers with nerve or heart conditions
are advised to cover their eyes and ears

whenever this object appears on the screen
or whenever this sound is heard thank you

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this is the gruesome police
file of the hoffman house

where everybody dies run case file number dsh

9157

bhpd file number dsh 9157 hoffman

on september 18 1972 nobel prize winners
professor don hoffman and wife leading

authorities on telekinesis and the occult found
dead on the night of the 16th anniversary party

9 45 pm mutilated bodies discovered by guests

september 26 1972

only witness thirteen-year-old hoffman child
testified to the apparent double suicide

december 4th 1972

hoffman youth committed to camilla sanitarium
due to emotional breakdown file closed

oh

oh

um

the hoffman house mutilations
continue file number 9157 reopened

july 10 1977 the hoffman house was
purchased by mr and mrs bill clark

august 22 1978 mr and mrs clark
died cause of death accidental

file closed file reopened

october 8th 1981 dr herman royce purchased house

april 27 1982 dr royce found dead at bottom of
stairs cause of death unknown possible stroke

july 5th 1982 transfer of
estate to sole heir nephew james

good morning yeah what is it michael your lawyer
friend called he wants you to come by the office

as soon as possible about the estate settlement
i made an appointment for you this afternoon

oh

and keep the

change

take me

turn

let's play this game

mr royce yes michael's ready to see you now
okay why don't you come right in thank you

okay okay i know that there's a
problem i'll handle it see you later

hi michael nice to see you how you doing jim
great yourself fine thanks i love your glasses

yeah i'm glad you came okay this is
business what's up your uncle's estate

is almost closed um as i told you earlier
the taxes and the debts are taken care of

since you're his last living heir you inherit his
only asset and that's the home in hollywood hills

sounds great well let's get your
signature down here to finalize it

there you go thanks jim well it's not
official you are the owner here's the keys hey

it sounds great i can move in anytime you choose
you might want to reconsider my advice and that

is to sell it that place is an albatross it's too
expensive to maintain it will break it you know

i always wanted a house like that now i got it and
i think i have an idea how to keep it good luck

you're gonna need it um there's one more
thing oh yes the claws about the garden is

there any way to get out of it no i've
checked that one out pretty thoroughly

the problem you're gonna have is he was
specifically included in your uncle's will

one house one gardener even if you
sell it he stays with the house well

i guess what all army buddies for huh he must be
pretty special your uncle had him included in a

pension fund that was to take care of him for
as long as he lives i guess he had nowhere else

to go well he saved uncle's life and now michael
thank you for everything thank you for coming okay

come to one of my parties i'd love to just just
let you know when thank you for being efficient

and handling it so promptly it's great thank you
for the compliment bye-bye michael see you later

sherry wait up

sherry what's wrong

oh it's it's the hoffman case

well we're getting rid of it today aren't we oh
yeah but i need to talk to dr melvin about that

do you believe in in evil
and evil powers and thoughts

i think you've been working here
too long come on it's good side

yes sir i'm preparing the thorazine
for mr ratchet shock therapy

ah

the release papers

yes sir right away sir

god damn it where's sherry she stepped
out she'll be right back find her

sherry the release papers where are they

sherry

come on i can't cover for you anymore

dr melvin wants the release paper sherry

sherry

um

finally they got the damn head right girls
girls girls if you're between 18 and 25

unattached and beautiful then i want you
to share my ten bedroom house with me

for approximately one hundred dollars
a month call jim at the boarding house

where is it going

i can just imagine all those hot numbers hang
yeah it's gonna be a real bachelor's paradigm

uh

relax with a double breath of energy
get the energy inside of your being

focus your mind on the object that you wish
concentrate feel the object in your mind

focus move

feed it in your mind

one

ah

yeah i'll be right there joel just a second nice
job yeah come on in joy yeah uh we got a girl in

here no man hi listen i just uh came back from
the club when i um i went you're listening to

me so listen i was i was talking goldfarb and
i hate to have you is do you always stress that

i mean what is that a new style or something
yeah yeah well okay now could you could you uh

oh what do you got the drink here here oh thank
you here's chili where'd you go oh there you go

what is that it's apple juice oh
my god i didn't have to say that

listen i was talking to gopher and
we got to revise these sprint hours

joel i wanted from milwaukee now you uh you you
take care of everything for joel i got this deal

oh

hey you guys do you want to give me a hand

come on you guys hello hi how are
you doing oh my goodness hello

how are you fine bye hi victoria let
me help you take this you can grab that

what is this oh our little auditioning
outfit from the stage no no no one is

give us something victoria you're gonna
be all right let me take some all right

i'm victoria i'll help you in a minute okay

hi cindy i'm terry

can you help her please what is this 1812
overture okay what you got in it reference

ah

i didn't want to hurt you baby i love
you oh cindy why'd you have to run away

yeah i guess i'll have to call detective harris
again you did a good job for me last time

i love you

oh cindy

gloria yes yes did i do him very well no
i just met him sandy's brother the lawyer

i think he's kind of cute but he's awfully
quiet though well i'm just wondering why

he only rents to girls maybe he's building
a herald i know how to belly dance you do

he probably just likes girls well i've
never seen him with any girlfriends

god i hope he doesn't like guys oh no

i wonder how he got this place well i believe he
inherited it well he's not your everyday normal

average american landlord that's for sure well
this is a real good deal for me you know while i'm

going to beauty school yeah it's a good deal for
me it looks like all you girls are a size seven

all right three oh well i thought he taught
todd three glad to get out of my mother's

house her and my fiance drive me crazy
really oh yeah okay hi girls hi jim ron

huh yeah we have something for you to clean
would you like to help hey male chauvinist pig

the jam piles that's why you rent it to girls
huh yeah playboy oh my god he can't get enough

well that's just about enough for me

yeah rj yeah uh i wanted to find out how
things are going on that wheels escrow

oh harris come on in listen rj
i'll call you right sit down

the picture and the uh list
the names you asked for nice

look um i'll get started right away uh
do you remember what we talked about

here's your retainer i trust
that'll be satisfactory

i'll pay you the balance upon completion you bet

i'll check in every 24 hours

yeah rj yeah uh

we're going to go over that figure one more
time before we're going to close this thing

hmm

so

so

is that solo gonna be okay yeah i think so sounds
pretty good what do you think oh i really like it

it's got that good strong feeling yeah
are you guys done with the overdubs yet

yeah we just finished the guitars
and the background vocals and piano

great all right you ready i'm always ready
let's do it okay come here for a second pam

but is there anything you
want before you go out there

no i have what i need right now are you sure

um maybe privacy okay okay should i go out go out

victoria your tapes will be ready in about
three days i've been working on the mixes

and i've got an appointment in about 20 minutes
with direct company and i'd appreciate if you

give me some time right now oh oh all right okay
you'll call me yeah i'll call you okay great

really victoria i really do appreciate all
of this you've been really nice and you let

me use the band and just everything
and really thanks a lot yeah sure

okay somebody get the front
door please my nails are wet

here's the latest on the camila police are
still baffled by the mysterious circumstances

surrounding that tragedy so far they have
turned up no new evidence and made no arrests

my name is debbie um i'm inquiring about the ad in
the newspaper i was the one who called earlier oh

i think all the rooms were in it but come on in
you can talk to the landlord just wait a minute

this is debbie she's inquiring about the ad in
the paper this is cindy sandy hi that's jim our

landlord hi jim hi what's the date on that
paper oh i suppose all your rooms are rented

i'm sorry isn't there even a
basement or an attic or something

you know jim what about the child's room

the one that we use for storage that filthy little
junk room come on oh that's okay can i see it now

come on i'll show it to you

hold this okay

cobwebs

well

looks like some kid's room i wonder who lived here
i don't think this is going to work out for you

i have nowhere else to go

i mean you need a place that bad please jim

but i guess you don't care nobody cares about me

well i guess if you need a place that
bag you can stay i can oh thank you

i'm

i'm pretty teenage girl reading
17 waiting for the bus like me

silly i thought he would express my gratitude
better than words oh my god you can eat all this

where is here's my address book i've been looking
all over the place for yeah oh i didn't mean to be

interrupting anything you're not interrupting
again that looks good yeah why don't you join

us huh is enough for all of just might be
there oh my god have a chair okay excuse me

hey have some of this we're good

i still can't quite picture who's my
landlord you just don't look the type

come to think of it i don't know very much about
you at all cut the local gossip from all the girls

sounds amusing i'm curious why did you become
a landlord you own your own business don't you

well there isn't really a lot to say

about a year or so ago i um built up my
calcom company and then this house came my way

it's real big so had extra rooms i decided to rent
them out next good business and sun sugar yeah

but that's only one side you come
on you look a little weird sometimes

well you put it like that what are
you really into you can tell me

i guess i take a little bit after down coyote

chasing windmills reaching for that impossible
dream reaching beyond myself i don't know all

the mysteries of the universe you know my
father always said i didn't want to grow up

i think he's right you know my uncle said
the same thing just before i went to india

he said boy when are you gonna

when are you gonna grow up boy i
guess you don't want to grow up

would be possible to see some of your pictures
and hear some tapes i might be able to help

if that's all right with you sure in fact i
just picked up my final mixes from the studio

come on let's go maybe go back
later it won't go away okay

um

that's a call

sweet lover

you have a resume

he's really strange do you have a major part um

looks

like i like this one that's a
great sound i like that yeah

um

good

radiation flushing through me
from your eyes across the room

i'm a model i'm young unattached and i'm an
excellent tenant no no tell me about your family

well my father died on a plane
crash coming back from las vegas

when only a little girl so what happened to your
mother i mean after your father died well she

didn't really say a whole lot about it she told me
that she thought he was an irresponsible playboys

well two girls were found in the
back of the plane after it crashed

and i guess she figured that's what
he was because they were the only

passengers there well that explains
it i've learned to be very independent

i can see that i don't want to talk about
this what about you well i'm into computers

i troubleshoot i got a whole bunch of
really rich clients but you're gonna

that's why i'm not very good and catch
some rays and go upstairs and meditate

what do you meditate

energy energy

wow

he looks like a wild man what

hey someone want to come out
and help with the groceries

they're heavy

hello oh hi pam yeah what was all
that [ __ ] about at the studio

you know what i'm talking about

yeah well you haven't learned now
have you where are you gonna stay

i know i know i promised your mother i help you
out with your demos i introduce you to my producer

and you act like a real [ __ ] to me i know i know

there might be one room left okay
calm down i'll talk to you my family

why don't you come on over do
you think you can handle that

hey did i hear my name mentioned all right
i'll see you in a little bit yeah sure bye-bye

so

hello hi joe yeah no hey i
don't want to play golf well

if it's about our deal sure i'll come by business
sure as usual okay yeah i'll see you there

oh everything's fine yeah you know i talked to
you on the phone so what's up i talked to goldfire

yeah he said deals on yeah we gotta meet over
there and we gotta look at those pictures

they're supposed to bring that yeah
the print out right okay i revised

them for you thank you thank you all right i
appreciate that i'll take you out and buy a

few drinks listen uh did you go
to uh bob rubin's party no oh ho

boy you should have it was considered the
biggest and best party in town really it was

just absolutely fantastic oh that's where you
were all night partying huh oh no i didn't go

i've been playing cards all night here you gotta
step back now cause i'm gonna make my shots

you can do it joe come on

oh that's a that's a terrible
thing to have happen terrible

i think maybe it's okay joe all right

you want to try it again all right try it again
hey one more time one good one here you go

well that wasn't too bad that was pretty
good joel why don't you go get to the car

what about your new building when are you gonna
look at it oh yes i'm glad you [ __ ] that up

okay she will do you yeah please pick up oh sure

hi who's winning got a black cat i'm never
going to win my mom gave it to me for good luck

oh how cute what's his name pumpkin pumpkin oh
hey kitty [ __ ] don't let gym see him kitty

little thing how's your little room daddy oh it's
just fine okay pam i think it's above the stove

oh hi victoria hi guys hi

hey i heard that uh pam's mad at you i'm just
getting sick and tired of all her crap that's all

wow

sounds like you've known him
for too many years too long

oh god i told you no pets in the house

somebody go help her hey icepicks

what are you doing nothing how's pam
is her hand okay i think she'll be all

right all her fingers work i checked them
gloria just took her over to emergency

hey about your friend here um give you a couple
of days okay get rid of it find a nice home

um god what a mess would you look at this mess

if my maid left something like that
she would be fired in a minute good

for morning competition what happened to you
that wacko gardener he jumped out of the bushes

he's weird he keeps staring at me i don't like
it yeah jim i know you explained to us about the

gardener that he comes along with the house are
you sure that we're safe yeah don't worry about

him girls he's okay he wouldn't hurt a fly a
fly no us maybe hey you saved my uncle's life

in vietnam that's why he looks like that scarred
and everything look what he did to victoria he

scared the freaking pants off me well i can
see that look he's just not used to women

a little strange i admit but he's okay you
wouldn't hurt anybody gentle as a kitten

more like a crocodile excuse me really
hey maybe he just needs a friend

i guess you're the gardener huh
i thought you only work at night

not all the time oh um i heard you were a veteran

my my brother was in the war too he
he died though here let me get that

oh i'm just taking care of my flowers

do you want some help with that yeah sure

oh someone should probably be out soon

hello girls i brought some music

how's the water oh it's great go on
in no i hope this sun shows out soon

i want to get a tan it's too cold right now
hi girls like to hear some of our new songs

oh you guys just finished your new
master huh i'm still working on demos

hi suny

good morning ladies hi everybody aren't you hot in
those pants a little i certainly don't need a can

gloria how'd your day go last night do politicians
do more than just talk steven mason mr personality

is great steve mason my father financed a
couple of his campaigns he's good looking

isn't he an activist he's
as active as i can handle

why don't you bring him around
here i like active sexy men

hey debbie how do you like your little room oh
it's perfect listen i've got anne saxon's book on

interior design she did the white house and other
things my mother will swear by her no thank you i

like it just the way it is debbie would you like
me to help you move some stuff out of your room

it's been taken care of already thank you
if i get a job and they need any extra girl

should i have them call sure victoria
telephone oh okay i'll be right back

what do you do this cheap stuff for i only
stepped on it once and it does the trick

hey gloria do you want it to no thanks
i'll stick to herbs terry michael now

terry's into books that's not true i always
wanted to try why don't you come over and try it

i guess i just never had the guts

yeah isn't that nice what

can we

turn over daddy hmm i like this

hello hi sweetheart

yeah having some fun ladies

john's having a good time

it sure has concentration a little mind over
matter well well what do we have here girls we're

just having a bit of fun yeah a little party
looks like it just a little mind over matter

a little mind over matter huh we'll see about that

hey girls how about us having a party
saturday night a warm house party

hey victoria why don't you call your agent
and have your band play maybe huh yeah

it might be a little short notice
but you guys would love to do it oh

great okay i'll call him right now
saturday night all right you know

what what we're gonna bring some life back
to this old place come on in guys it's nice

just like hollywood

on

surprise surprise what's going on

sometimes

get crazy

every day

christopher hi victoria hi boys beautiful thanks
i just got it finished last week you know i got

this sucker up to 200 miles an hour today
you're kidding you want to go for a ride um

thanks but not if you build it so what's
up well jim my new landlord's throwing

a wild party sort of a housewarming and
he asked if the band would like to play

he said he invited a lot of important people what
do you think sounds great are there going to be

any girls there planning planning all right so
uh you call the guys and plan on coming friday

the day before for rehearsal bring all the
equipment that way you can see my new house

okay plan on us friday okay great um christopher
yeah are you sure you built this thing right

yeah why well it looks like it's
flying backwards okay see you friday

do we have a deal yeah let's go quick

jesus christ goddamn [ __ ] did you
see that say how far is it to malibu

well i'd say about 25 miles or so
it's gonna be a long walk buddy

do you think maybe i could use your phone
or something get somebody to come pick me up

sure come on

thanks

look i'm sorry to bother you but he's in the
office and won't be able to come here for a little

while you think i can wait how long will it take
you an hour two at the most listen we just have

one standing house rule my attendants like the
privacy so nobody's allowed upstairs at all um

you can go back to the pool you dig it sounds
good enough thanks a lot i appreciate it

a man let's get him in the pool ladies

hi there how are you we got something
for you here the ladies little surprise

and now who are you i'm harris
what are you doing here harris

i had a little trouble i'm just waiting
for a friend now you got a lot of trouble

richard yeah rj i found her

you got a pencil yeah 209 5-0 mulholland
okay you put my check in the mail

all right i gotta go you
are wet let me dry you off

huh

any calls for me today um no oh okay
can i borrow your car sure thanks a lot

uh sam are you screwed up today

stop stop it didn't anybody
tell you no guys upstairs

you get your stuff and get the hell out of here i
told you nobody upstairs i don't need this [ __ ]

now you get your wet clothes upstairs
and get the hell out of here move it

come on move it

out

so

hello oh hi tommy lee what's up
message no i didn't get any message

pam

on a commercial

her i've been home for about an hour

she didn't say anything to me in fact
as i was coming in she borrowed my car

she was supposed to be there i see

and she's not well i'm sorry
nothing i can do about it

i didn't get any message she didn't say a thing
to me about it she just took my car and took off

yeah i'm sorry it'll never happen
again ever yeah okay sorry bye

great

so

glad you could make it have you been around the
site yet yeah i have looks real good yeah i'm kind

of proud of it myself they got the wiring in now
yeah that's it good anyway they're gonna point out

back wall i think sometime tomorrow morning
we buy sprint outs yeah oh you got them huh

oh boy let me see i'm sorry i had to make you work
like that but you know that's what i'm here for

that's very very very good oh oh that's even
better yeah all right come on let me show you

around here all right this is great yeah there
you go over here is the spots go i'm hungry guys

finally those dishes were done there was such
a mess i know i almost ruined my nails i know

we're gonna buy you your
own monogram rubber gloves

to protect those little beauties she paints
three times a day even though they're fake

no they're not really excuse me hey pam huh
how about a drink oh a drink i drink a drink

i propose a toast to to men to new friends
to hiring a maid for this place yes

to warthogs for this place yes it's our
new landlord gym for bringing us all here

where has he been he didn't come down to
dinner again he's taking another hot bath

using all the hot water again i heard the
water running when i went past his door

you know he's been in there a long time

alone he's probably choking his chicken

you need his rubber ducks

he listens to some real strange tapes what
strange like rock and roll weird mind control

mind control i'll drink to that mind
control oh that was all beautiful

hi sexy where have you been another
producer such a damn i had a husband

i should have worn my track shoes
another dog around the casting couch

oh hey hey this is the girl i've got a great idea

she's perfect for it come here
i'm tired come here sleep no

and i thought you would be the perfect lady
lay down okay now here's the plan right ladies

jimmy's got these tapes we don't know what
they're really about they're kind of weird

and we need a good actress like you to go in there
and get the tapes here's what we'll tell them

you've got this producer and he wants to see
your new tape and hear it and you're going to ask

jim for his advice big brother
advice on the tapes he'll love it

oh yeah eat it up not this one now not this one
the cassette oh okay this is what it looks like

here give them this one this is a good tape
okay go all right we'll do it and we'll do

that your clothes yeah what's wrong with this
it's too formal yes we need something sexy

casting coach material oh come on

you get the tape you get the chicken i'll get the
chicken i'll find out what color your duck is okay

thank you let's do it you guys
better talk to her about that

let me put some makeup on your kid
okay let's we're making a star whatever

oh it looks great excellent great

foreign

is

oh hi victoria come on in

what's up i thought i'd come in for a visit
i couldn't sleep oh yeah take a hot bath

it'll relax you you can have it after
me what's that gold thing on your bed

oh a pyramid grid you know like
the ancient egyptian pyramids

they harness cosmic energy and they give
off an electromagnetic field it's called

pyramid power so that's what you're into
no not really actually i'm into harnessing

cosmic energy so that i can learn the secrets of
the universe what do you want to know that for

because i have to know the truth
to find out who i really am

that's what it's really all about you know who you
are you're jim you know my landlord marinating in

bubble baths no no no no it's not like that but
we are consciousness we are light we are energy

we are eternal not just a momentary body that
lives for a few years and then dies nothing else

nothing dies no how can energy die even the
scientists know that well i know it changes

right rearranges changes nothing nothing dies we
are consciousness ever expanding consciousness

isn't that a beautiful way to think about it
you're here now what more do you need to know no

that's just the illusion this place is not real
it's not real no see reality has to be eternal

and forever unchanging this place here changes
all the time every moment is change itself

reality has to be that thing that
is forever expanding never changing

look we are the light look here just take your
fingers and press on the eyes tell me what you see

i see a bunch of stars and lights
there you are the light is inside see

but any kid i mean i used to do that as
a kid everyone does that yeah that's it

everybody knows that we are the
light everybody knows it watch

uh

did you make that supper yeah it's just
one of the strings come on no strings

you mean you just made a move with your brain yeah
it's focus a mental focus with the mind i've heard

about it but i only thought that those glues or
whatever on the high mountains could do stuff like

that well everybody can do it it's easy all you
have to do is focus see the object in your mind

think very specifically about that object and
then in your mind make it move and it will move

and if you have enough concentration it
works just like that anybody can do it sure

it's not working rome wasn't building a day
come on that's just a byproduct the real

search is inside to find out who i really
am i guess i'm gonna go back there she is

yeah and then what happened he sort of pushed
me in the bathtub oh really happy he just

pushed me in and then he got out he
got out yeah he's wondering what he's

he's just too he's not physical at all he's just
too into metaphysics then i don't know the table

gave us a clue it's really interesting though
he's he's different than any guy i ever met

hello

oh hi carl it's been a long time what's up

um yeah

i'll be here

see you

i hope those painters don't take too long
with my room i'll hate sleeping in that denim

come on nail your heart to the
ground you better stop pulling around

hello can i help you please put the toy away

what's your name miss cynthia carlton
look cut it it's jim hall oh sure jim

oh man who is that brunette back there oh
that was cindy cindy carlton lieutenant

you're a talent yeah you're in the landlord
business these days i guess so what happened since

college you've been playing any football lately
yeah you know we toss it around good you look in

shape thanks how'd you like the house it's fine
it's really fine you know let's get a bad rep man

carl come here from all the place what is it

it's marijuana it's growing out here i mean
you call me over here for one little weed

one he's cultivating marijuana whether
it's one or a hundred as he gets a law

jesus christ you know anything about this

never seen this stuff go away
never seen this stuff before man

you gave me your word

what can i say what can you say what is this

come on this one lousy plant
i don't know anything about it

even if i let you off the hook
i still gotta deal with flake

so what are old friends for so you cost me a
lot of paperwork that's so hey i haven't seen

you in a while why don't you come by saturday
night you mean to one of your wild parties

no i ain't coming unless they're as wild as
they used to be you bet your ass kid all right

see you sad thanks

don't mention

good

you guys pick up some of this stuff whose
panties are these in the hallways somebody

left their pants in the hallway come on
get this stuff god these are not mine

girls

i'm throwing shoes in the bathroom crap
all over the place these damn girls

stupid bra

so

oh

goddammit get the hell out of here
can you take a joke crazy or something

uh

oh

foreign

me

uh

uh

it's okay we're here now

i think she had a bad dream do
you have a nightmare victoria

so this is your special place huh yeah
my mom used to bring me here often

jim uh-huh tell me more about your powers okay oh
about that horrible dream you had in the den why

don't you just move back to your room till friday
oh you mean the painters aren't done yet sorry

can i help you yeah oh

around there come on i'll show you

what else did you think

sending

i was going to ask you the same
thing i live here yeah again

hey cindy

everybody this is richard hello hi hi hi

nice to meet you what is this a harem

wait richard it's nice to see you
again let's go upstairs and talk okay

i wonder what that's all about huh anyway
what are we gonna have for dinner guys

i don't believe italians

want to get wet tonight come on in

hey what is this

it's for gun

i've been uneasy lately

i don't understand this arrangement what
arrangement this living arrangement it's

like a sorority house boys aren't
even loud above the first floor

like your sweet old house mother gym

no

when i asked you to marry me right away you
said you needed a couple of weeks to think

and i want your answer and i want
you out of here one way or another

i need time i need more time

ah

toast

um

how is it is it good

that's great you have a really
sexy body do you know that um

damn it

okay i'm sorry yeah here

i don't know what's wrong

it's okay relax don't worry
it's just a little wine

god that's weird i don't know i don't
know what came over me that's so strange

so

sounded like a gunshot

we need to get out of here

okay cindy i know you want me to help you all
right i promise but first we have to change

some life attitudes dreading fear jumps
up when your mind runs into the future

he's so confused i don't know what to do
anymore he's always yelling at me and he

wants to get married he just puts so
much pressure on me i can't take it

control your mind

affordable

yeah really nice gorgeous yeah
let's go over there come on

come on cindy stay with me here in the
moment at the beach right here right now

forget the pain okay we'll deal with that later i
promised oh i'm so glad you took me to the ocean

i love it here it's so peaceful
it makes you feel alive you know

it's beautiful quiet clean and
forever changing just like life

you know i'm so glad you brought me out of
that house i really am see i told you trust me

trust me see gotta be adventurous sometimes
yeah you're right speaking of adventure don't

you think it's a little daring to wear two
earrings well not really you know there is a

reason for it why though i mean you have this
one over here it hangs and you have this one

why there's a science it's really a science
believe me yeah they say that if you pierce your

ears just in the right place in your earlobe
because the ear represents your whole body

then you can unfold your consciousness really
yeah and it makes your whole life more alive

and then you can achieve feats of metaphysical
powers you know that guy from russia who touches

keys and bends them and bends spoons and there's
a guy in israel too yeah there's a few people

that is speak photography no no no it's called
telekinesis when you move objects and when you

do things like that everybody can do it you can do
it you can make things move and everything no way

see those two rocks over there yeah see the big
one and that big one and the little one in between

standing up yeah okay now i want you
to concentrate on the little rock

and make it move i can't make that oracle

this is how it's done come on give it a try
come on try it just satisfy to prove the truth

focus focusing that's it that's it this
is ridiculous i don't even know why i'm

doing it come on try it again come on focus you
can do it trust me okay trust me okay trust me

okay one more time focus in on
the rock really that's it tight go

that's it focus move

no you didn't

see now you're in such a good mood isn't
it nice isn't this a better way to breathe

maybe he did your favorite

trust me it's all right

change your mind i feel so weird about man
you know i just i feel strange all the time

it's awful it's all right except you you're
different for some reason i think it's because

you don't want anything from me you know with the
others well not everybody is the same we're all

different we all love our ups and downs life is
beautiful free just let those beautiful birds fly

control your mind live in the moment

come on relax let's go back and have some more

that's better come on

let's just enjoy the moment

so it's time right now to use a little
hypnotism to help you overcome the fear

and deep mistrust of men in love let's put love
back in its proper place by substituting a sweet

caring and nurturing experience
okay that's interesting okay

let's do it look at the beautiful pistol relax
and feel warm everything's all right trust me

relax you're beautiful you're beautiful life
is beautiful everything is beautiful not just

uh

cindy

what

cindy cindy

cindy

wow

good morning oh

good morning

oh my pillow is killing my

oh what happened

oh poor baby what happened i gotta
go good luck on your interview well

just couldn't keep my concentration up

what's the matter with you do
you have rough night last night

yeah hey did anybody see cindy her
bed hasn't been slept in last night

i have taken cindy home with me we'll
be back later to pick up her clothes

richard no that's strange she didn't even
say goodbye well he was pretty angry maybe he

thought that was the best way still okay victoria
what type of guys coming over oh the band they

should be in about an hour oh good i like guitar
players well they'll like you and i forgot me

you look terrible why don't you go sit
down i'll make you breakfast okay go on

oh good luck on your teachings
thank you i hope you don't get tired

oh aren't you sweet no i'm not sweet

i just don't want the house to burn down

didn't you get any sleep last night sleep
what is sleep now some coffee please

i feel like somebody beat this
[ __ ] out of me last night

so what did you do last night
i remember i told you that um

counselor that i used to go
to camp with in this time

wait a minute wait a minute

i always do my dishes it may take me a
little while but i do them don't i looks good

then we have a dirty disc phantom around
here can i have a little piece sure

doesn't everyone tastes good i like it this
way we'll do it tomorrow and i would have done

that for sure i guess pam's back on her diet again

there goes her rent then who is the
dirty dish phantom was not me not me

i don't really give a [ __ ] anyway
so go get some sleep i'll wake you up

and we'll go okay do you want to okay

i guess there is a ghost after all
ghosts are too [ __ ] weird for me

i gotta quit drinking what
happened i need a nice long swim

me too

so

hey girls the guys are here

i missed it the first time

all right

you guys using

what happened i i i cut myself
with the apple uh with the knife i

i don't know oh it's steve it hurts here why don't
you put this on here and hold it real tight okay

you guys why don't you go get a pizza and let me
clean the house in peace hey sounds good to me

yeah count me in yeah thanks victoria let's go
let's go to shakes all right all right let's go

bye bye have a nice time take your time

last week

monster

oh

what's the matter she's faking
it something was following me

nothing in here

ah

what happened to you you cleaning the refrigerator
the hard way i see ah haven't you ever heard

of the older facial no never heard of it
everyone's doing it now girl you need a shower

what are you doing come on
girl shower time here you go

reach in that's it what are you
doing that's what you deserve yeah

so

looks like fun yeah you should try it sometime

what's that you're reading i got it from the
library after listening to your tapes and watching

you levitate that soap around the room i had
to learn more about this i might say i'm hooked

so are you practicing every night

hey welcome aboard who's this bike oh wow

hoffman hey i read some things
about him i read some of his stuff

he's right on the money yeah he's good what is
this with all my love to my beloved daughter dean

sure like to meet her well
i bet you she has some power

having your father like that oh you know what
i've always wanted to paint this little tail yours

do you have any color colored um
pens or something oh come on yeah

she has the power if guilt
is hell what is the opposite

god is the light in which i see
first i'm walking in the light

then i find the light inside and then i know
that i am the light right on this world this life

it is a dream an illusion the world
i see holds nothing of what i want

simply because it is an illusion now
telekinesis is the art of applying

one's will to the illusion in
changing things by the mere focus

of your mind

i have given my daughter very specific training
and she has the gift hey get this she has the gift

of the power she had the power all her life she
was born with it no he taught it to her age three

he experimented i wish i had
started at age three yeah

well you can he tells you exactly what
to do that's great are you working on it

well i just started you did yeah we can share it

that's that's what i learned in india
i just finished reading a book about

a yogi master in india it's really interesting
what's his name sacha sai baba i heard of him

i got a couple of books on him
i'd like to go sometime did

yeah maybe we can arrange it for holiday i
like that you like it that's the deal good

ugh

oh

ah

um

yeah god the markets were
packed today you're kidding

no would you buy a lot of cookies
for the party yum oh more goodies

donuts well what do we have here we
have my creations we have banana cream

apple cinnamon right lemon meringue my favorite

you look funny

cherries

did you see the mess they left in the kitchen was
damn pies well slobs will be slobs weren't they

oh how pretty yes isn't it
i think jim left it for you

ah

oh

what's wrong

victoria

victoria hey hey wade victoria

victoria victoria

hey victoria

hey what are you doing
victoria why are you running

care

um would do something like that

how's

let's see i need a volunteer
real quick one quick volunteer

right there take a look at that ring examine
it make sure there's no trap doors no

everybody's still watching

somebody's outside your red
ferrari oh that must be my agent

hi hi tommy hey victoria how are you so

ready

would you like to come upstairs
for a drink what with you

anything come on let's go i'll see you guys soon

oh know it was a party you know i come to see
jim i've got something i was supposed to give

it i i i think you'd be very happy hello hi jim
hey hey what are you doing here let's show you

this is victoria this is a client of mine
joel weintraub hi nice meeting you great

how about a drink joel upstairs come
on i could have a little one party time

now i know why you don't
drink you don't have the time

fox cindy it's sandy you're nice

don't mean to spoil the party sweetheart
but we're here on official business

well why don't you just give
mr royce for a minute okay

oh

come on where are you spooky in here come on out

come on jim i know you're in here somewhere

let me into gym myself my name is counteractive
hello come on suck in your vlog cut it out the

cops are here we want to see where they
were i don't know i'm coming for the party

oh

when was the last time that you saw that
brunette cindy um yesterday at the beach

you haven't seen her since then no we found her
on the short dead two hours ago washed up cindy

gear

okay i'm taking this to the station
man let me tell you something else i

did some checking up on this house and
you should know a couple of things huh

number one ten years ago tonight mr
and mrs hoffman died at a party here

and they couldn't find any buyers for this house
now there's cindy and before that your uncle

wait a minute let me have your attention please
please your attention 33 and a third yeah

let me tell you our new single is being released
33 and a third featuring my superstar victoria

break it up

just make up your mind then see it through feel

hi there what are you doing here all alone huh
when was the last time you saw cindy cindy yeah

oh my gosh oh i'm sorry oh you're empty-handed
stay right there and i'll get you a little drinky

yeah why don't you the last time you saw cindy
oh oh cindy i think she was going to the beach

i don't know a couple days ago a couple
of days ago like when friday saturday

no

no

stop stop

oh

yes come this way tom oh god like what are you
possessing you're gonna stare i'll [ __ ] pound

your teeth down your throat i'm tired of you
come on it's all right that's not all right

yeah i don't want to drink everything
can go get the food come on mellow out

this guy is

um do you like know what i was supposed to bring

oh

oh yes nothing i like better
than a little head and some coke

i figured you may be around somewhere

nice

oh

i wouldn't stay down here too long
for you you're gonna need a breather

oh my god the house

you know maybe he was right

daddy tell me how much you love me and how you'll
never go back to her again oh my god you talking

about my wife you know that's a whole other thing
that's no no no you must never go back to mother

and let her take me up to that awful place do
you understand you must stay here with me forever

so it is her that you love
well i've taken care of mother

if you won't give me your heart
willingly then i shall take it

and no one else shall ever have it again

you would love me i've been
mine instead of mummies remember

when mother came upstairs together her bed

remember how i took care of her

why did you have to get angry with me and
hit me now i shall have your heart forever

you see daddy i have the power

see daddy

d

are yes

this is my house

no

now to your knees

uh

focus

ah

so

oh my god

i brought us some tea

don't sit up just just it's okay thank you again

is that all right yeah did
they take care of everything

they clean up well we all sort of cleaned up

the detectives left police left

i wonder what happened to her she just disappeared

she just scattered all over the
universe i hope she never comes back

i still don't understand how evil like that could

run rapidly no it's not like
that there is no evil really

it's all in the person's interpretation
of the energy that they use like there's

only energy it doesn't have any good or bad or
positive or negative it just is energy you and i

however we think and feel about
something is how we reflect the energy

i feel like we've just experienced a little bit of
hell we just happen to be caught in circumstance

beyond our control that's for sure wow that was
some energy last night hope i never face anything

like that again one thing for sure i'll never
forget it did you see that power she had huh

took two of us i mean i know you just started
but you're getting pretty good kid keep up the

good works i shall i shall to love peace you
know we ought to be more careful who we went to

have them fill out a form right okay

just check a little bit better i mean she looked
so sweet and i was feeling sorry for so innocent

debbie deborah hoffman look they want
horror pictures what can i tell you

but what you know i mean look the
first chick she's gone the second

i mean the second chick seemed so stable
to me she was greatly she had a great ass

yeah i know suicide yeah yeah you go figure that
yeah you've never let me down before but this is

look they're on my ass send somebody over here
please hold on a second i think somebody's here

hello my name is angela

the gruesome hoffman house police file
continues bhpd file number dsh 9157

hoffman reopened on october 18 1982 hoffman
house devastated by fire cause unknown

james royce currently working as digital systems
analyst for space program see file pz 455

victoria spelling hot rca property on world
promo tour c file pz 456 debra hoffman

homicidal maniac strong telekinetic ability

baffled authorities still searching for body

january 8 1983 charred hoffman
property purchased by angela hart

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you