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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:04,700 ADULT SHELDON: Some people have said I'm overly sensitive. 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,876 [screaming] 3 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,054 What now? 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,578 Missy gave me cinnamon gum! 5 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:17,669 Sure, sure. 6 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,932 ADULT SHELDON: And by some people, I mean everyone. 7 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,499 [panting] 8 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,458 While I may not be X-Men material... 9 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,286 [sniffing] 10 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:28,028 ...I have always possessed unusually heightened senses. 11 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,812 Ew. 12 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:33,076 Georgie, put your shoes back on! 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,078 He can't smell this. 14 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,211 Yes, I can! 15 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,691 ADULT SHELDON: I also had extraordinary hearing. 16 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:44,870 During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, 17 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,524 slurping, 18 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:51,268 chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, 19 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,965 chewing, 20 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,271 and my father's heavy breathing 21 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:55,751 as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle. 22 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,753 [George Sr. breathing heavily] 23 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:01,713 But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out. 24 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,281 [high-pitched buzzing] 25 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,891 [slurping] 26 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,719 Why aren't you eating, Sheldon? 27 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:11,158 [buzzing continues]How can I with that horrible noise? 28 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,507 What noise? 29 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:15,162 That irritating, high-pitched buzz. 30 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,728 I don't hear nothin'. 31 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:17,990 Me, neither. 32 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,514 [buzzing continues]How can you not? 33 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:20,776 MISSY: Wait. 34 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:21,777 I think I hear it. 35 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,648 You do? Yeah. 36 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,563 It's coming out of your face. 37 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:28,392 [buzzing continues] 38 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:31,569 I guess I hear a little hum. 39 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:34,006 Refrigerators make noise, Sheldon. 40 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,531 This is new. It's never made this sound before. 41 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:38,141 We should call a repairman. 42 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,491 I'm not spending money on a fridge that's workin'. 43 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:43,277 Then think of it as spending money on my mental stability. 44 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,757 Ignore it, Sheldon. 45 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:49,370 ADULT SHELDON: Ignoring things that irritate me isn't my strong suit. 46 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,936 [buzzing continues] 47 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,590 Obsessively fixating on them-- 48 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,593 now that's what gets me out of bed in the morning. 49 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,553 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 50 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:01,338 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain 51 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,993 ♪ I bet I could be your hero 52 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,343 ♪ I am a mighty little man 53 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:10,565 ♪ I am a mighty little man.♪ 54 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,873 [refrigerator buzzing] 55 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,963 [Sheldon humming] 56 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,966 What are you doing? 57 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,838 The sound from the refrigerator. 58 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,188 It's right between D and D-sharp. 59 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,538 Ugh! It's making my skin crawl. 60 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:30,062 What if I hold a pillow over your face 61 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,760 for, like, a really long time? 62 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,240 No, that's dangerous. 63 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,894 Do you know if we have earplugs? 64 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,679 If we did, I'd be wearing them. 65 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,420 Go to sleep. 66 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,074 [sighs] I can't. 67 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,251 Put your fingers in your ears. 68 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,905 And risk driving wax back into my inner ear canal? 69 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,211 No, thank you. 70 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,517 [sighs] 71 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,432 [humming] 72 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,390 Oh. 73 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,612 [continues humming note] 74 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,403 Good morning. [yells] 75 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:09,145 [chuckles]: Are you trying to kill me? 76 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,713 No, I think you're great. 77 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,541 Then why are you in my bed? 78 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,020 I couldn't sleep. 79 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:17,501 Our refrigerator is making a weird noise. 80 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,416 But so was one of your nostrils, 81 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,113 so don't expect me back tonight. 82 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:22,941 Go home before I call the police. 83 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,030 You wouldn't call the police on your Moonpie. 84 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,467 Then I'll call your mother. 85 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:29,252 That you would do. 86 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:32,081 And leave my extra key behind. 87 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,301 Aw. 88 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,259 Aw. 89 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,175 [indistinct chatter] 90 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,616 Do you know anything about surviving psychological torture? 91 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,836 Because my family escaped communist Vietnam, 92 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,272 we have to know about torture? 93 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,882 That was my thought. 94 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,406 Well, you're in luck. 95 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,277 What do you want to know? 96 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,758 I'm being tormented by a sound coming from our refrigerator, 97 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,977 and I don't know how to deal with it. 98 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:01,284 When my uncle was in a reeducation camp, 99 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,939 he would imagine disemboweling his torturers 100 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,810 with a bamboo spike. 101 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:10,075 Maybe I'll just get a book on refrigerator repair instead. 102 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,294 Okay. 103 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,948 New subject. 104 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,472 Jessica Gieger wears a black bra. 105 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,866 I saw it through the sleeve of her shirt. 106 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,695 Not beige, not pink. 107 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,784 Black. 108 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,003 So mysterious. 109 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,185 What are you doing?I'm going 110 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,578 to take apart the refrigerator 111 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,711 and figure out what's making that noise. 112 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:39,670 That is a really good idea. 113 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:42,586 Usually you're not supportive of my efforts. 114 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,153 I'm more mature now. 115 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,590 [Missy giggles] 116 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,251 Hi, Mom. 117 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,774 What did you do?! 118 00:04:56,818 --> 00:05:00,038 Good news. I found out what part was making that noise. 119 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,562 You have to put this back together! 120 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,564 Now we're getting to the bad news. 121 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,783 What made you think you could fix this? 122 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,046 I'm smart... and I had a book. 123 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,614 Do you stillthink you're smart? 124 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,529 Yes. 125 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:16,794 I told him not to do it. He wouldn't listen. 126 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,585 $200?! 127 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,848 It'll be okay. We'll find the money. 128 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,371 [scoffs] Wait. 129 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,982 The old fridge in the garage![inhales sharply] 130 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,070 What's it...? What was...? What's that? 131 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,681 [inhales sharply] 132 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:36,423 Well, I kind of donated that fridge to the church. 133 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,209 You know, for the needy. 134 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,863 Are you kidding me? 135 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,955 I see tense moments like this more than you think. [laughs] 136 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,611 I'll just give you guys some space. 137 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:57,139 You know how much it's gonna cost to fix that fridge? 138 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,620 $200. I have really good hearing. 139 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:04,320 Do you have any idea how hard I work for the money we get? 140 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,148 I'm sorry. 141 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,152 I don't care how long it takes. 142 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,937 You're gonna pay me back every cent of this. 143 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,374 Yes, sir. 144 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:17,681 I am very disappointed in you. 145 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,472 [quivering breath] 146 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,692 You know if you cry, I can't enjoy your pain. 147 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,436 [crying] 148 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,395 [crying loudly] 149 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,836 ♪ 150 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,457 Mom, 151 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,720 since Sheldon cost you all that money, 152 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,679 who's your new favorite-- me or Georgie? 153 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,420 You know I don't have favorites. 154 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,160 Yeah, right. 155 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:05,816 Okay, whoever takes the trash out first is my favorite. 156 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,514 She thinks we're stupid. 157 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,778 Dad, I'm pleased to tell you 158 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,823 I've got a job to pay back my debt. 159 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,390 Is that so? 160 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,131 I'm going to be a paperboy. 161 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,438 [chuckles]: Well, that's great. 162 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,962 I'm proud of ya. 163 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,833 How do you plan on delivering these papers? 164 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,706 Bicycle. You don't know how to ride a bicycle. 165 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,490 There's nothing I can't learn. 166 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:30,885 A week ago, I didn't know how to take apart a refrigerator. 167 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,497 [quietly]: He can't deliver newspapers. 168 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,543 Why not?It's too dangerous. 169 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,458 I think you're being a little overprotective. 170 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,809 You expect him to go riding around at 5:00 a.m. 171 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:44,638 with cars and dogs and who knows what else? 172 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,727 I did it when I was his age. So did Georgie. 173 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,732 You're gonna teach your brother how to do this. 174 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,908 What if I don't want to? 175 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,213 You're doing it anyway. 176 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:57,564 Hey, nobody asked your opinion. 177 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:00,088 I knew the answer. I got excited. 178 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:02,438 [sighs] 179 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,575 [insects chirping] 180 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,925 Georgie? 181 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,274 Georgie? 182 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,797 What? 183 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,887 I'm ready to scrub the moral stain off my character. 184 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,283 I hate everything about you. 185 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,119 SHELDON: When does the truck bring the papers? 186 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,642 When it does. 187 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,078 That's a tautology. 188 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,559 What?A tautology. 189 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,344 A statement that's true, but uninformative. 190 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,695 Hey, you're supposed to be the one teaching me. 191 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,305 That's funny. 192 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,785 [vehicle approaching] 193 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,917 Oh, there it is! 194 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,224 Over here! Over here! 195 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,660 This is exciting. 196 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,357 It's somethin'. 197 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,755 Thank you! Have a great day! 198 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,148 Now what? 199 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,629 Take 'em into the garage and fold 'em. 200 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,587 Oh, boy. 201 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,286 [grunting] 202 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,507 GEORGE JR.: Fold 'em like this, then rubber band. 203 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,337 But you didn't fold it into even thirds. 204 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,731 Nobody cares. I care. 205 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,733 Then do whatever you want. 206 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,912 Wake me up when you're done. 207 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,957 ADULT SHELDON: Over the next 17 minutes, 208 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:30,918 I used physics, geometry and old-fashioned hard work 209 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,442 to create the perfect newspaper-folding system. 210 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,706 I'm done. 211 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,927 Great. Let's load up the wagon. 212 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,799 No, I'm done with this one; I still have 39 more to go. 213 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,374 [sighs] He's gonna be fine. 214 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,505 You don't have to tell me that. 215 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:54,811 I know he's gonna be fine. 216 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,596 [groans] If you believe that, 217 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,380 why aren't you in bed right now? 218 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,687 Because this is the same boy who couldn't find his way out 219 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,384 of that sleeping bag. 220 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,516 [sighs] He made his way out. 221 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,432 Just took him five or ten minutes. 222 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,652 I know you're worried, but... 223 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:13,003 he needs to experience the world a little bit. 224 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:16,398 Why not let him do it when most of it's asleep? 225 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,443 I suppose you're right. 226 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,711 [grunts] You coming back to bed? 227 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,147 Are you crazy? 228 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,975 That's my little boy out there in the dark. 229 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:31,718 Mm, but your big boy's right here under the covers. 230 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,502 Ugh. 231 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,201 There is a nicer way to say that. 232 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,553 All right, you got your list of addresses? 233 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,555 Right here.'Kay. All you got to do 234 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,122 is go up to each house and throw the newspaper 235 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,428 at their front door. 236 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,734 Got it. 237 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,257 All right, I'm going back to bed. 238 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,258 Thank you, Georgie. 239 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,781 You've been a wonderful teacher, 240 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,044 and I'm very appreciative that you took the ti-- 241 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,220 Ah! My hands are black! 242 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,788 Why are my hands black?Relax. 243 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,790 It's just the ink from the papers. 244 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,487 Why wasn't I warned of this?! 245 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,141 [water running] 246 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,795 Out, damned spot. 247 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,449 That's from Shakespeare! 248 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,105 ["Slow Ride" by Foghat playing] 249 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,283 ♪ Oh 250 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,373 ♪ Slow ride 251 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,507 ♪ Take it easy 252 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,163 ♪ Slow ride 253 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,864 ♪ Take it easy 254 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,868 ♪ Slow ride 255 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,480 ♪ Take it easy 256 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:40,874 Aw. 257 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,832 ♪ 258 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,312 Hey, Sheldon. 259 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,313 Hello, Billy. 260 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,662 Are you our new paperboy? 261 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,751 Yes, I'm joining the work-a-day world. 262 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,232 I work, too! I take care of our chickens. 263 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,755 Don't get the wrong idea. 264 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,540 When I grow up, I plan on being a theoretical physicist. 265 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,846 Cool. 266 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,500 I'm sticking with chickens. 267 00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,849 All righty then. Have a nice day. 268 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,285 You, too. 269 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,724 Oh, cool, it's Monday. 270 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,160 ♪ Hold me 271 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,118 ♪ Roll me 272 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,554 ♪ Slow ridin' woman 273 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,991 ♪ You're so fine 274 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,688 How's he doing? 275 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,560 Been out here 20 minutes. This is his second house. 276 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,866 ♪ 277 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,041 [Meemaw chuckles] 278 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,088 He throws like you. [chuckles] 279 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,524 ♪ Slow ride 280 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,047 ADULT SHELDON: To say this first day 281 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,136 was challenging would be an understatement. 282 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,573 To say the rest of the week got better from there would be 283 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,966 the kind of lie that sets pants on fire. 284 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,663 ♪ Slow ride 285 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,450 ♪ Take it easy 286 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,584 ♪ Slow down 287 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,585 [barking] 288 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,761 [screams] 289 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,893 ♪ Got to get your lovin' 290 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,635 [caws] [screams] 291 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,202 ♪ Hold me [caws] 292 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,378 [thunder rumbles, wind blowing]♪ Roll me 293 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,641 ♪ Slow ridin' woman 294 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,121 ♪ You're so fine Ah! 295 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,600 Oh, no! Oh, my! Oh! 296 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,907 Oh, no! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! 297 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,605 Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Ah! Ah! 298 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,607 [thunder rumbling] 299 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,870 ♪ Slow ride 300 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,570 Oh, dear.♪ Easy 301 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,615 Oh, dear. 302 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,270 [shouting] 303 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,619 Oh, dear! 304 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,447 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 305 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,275 Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear. 306 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,060 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 307 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,018 ♪ Slow ride Fun fact, 308 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,456 the larger Sunday paper required a second bundle. 309 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,762 [grunts] 310 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,851 Oh, dear.♪ Slow ride. 311 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,902 ADULT SHELDON: After a week of tangling with animals, 312 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,860 Mother Nature, and a delivery man 313 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,775 with a good arm and a bad attitude, 314 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,386 it was time to reap the benefits of my hard work. 315 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,518 [knocking] 316 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,954 Collecting! 317 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,521 Collecting! 318 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,481 Hey, Sheldon.Hello, Mrs. Sparks. 319 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,745 I'm here to collect for this week's paper delivery. 320 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,835 Right. Hang on. 321 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,838 Also, I'm given to understand that tipping is customary, 322 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,841 so feel free to express your appreciation. 323 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,364 Here you go. 324 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,021 You tipped me a dime? 325 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,457 Is there a problem? 326 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,895 No, it just doesn't seem like very much. 327 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,897 You were late every day. 328 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,333 Well, I had to brave the elements. 329 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,726 I saw you. 330 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,250 "Brave" isn't the word that I would use. 331 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,295 [cackles] 332 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,601 [chuckles] 333 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,823 Hey, Sheldon. 334 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,216 You look sad. 335 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,479 I am. 336 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,742 Want an egg? 337 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,921 [alarm beeping] 338 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,444 [groans] 339 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,491 Sheldon? 340 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,058 What? 341 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,842 You suck. 342 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888 I'm sorry, but I have a job to do. 343 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,368 How much longer till you pay Dad back? 344 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,110 At this rate, six months. 345 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,287 You suck. 346 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,289 MacELROY: Make sure your parents 347 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,684 sign these. I'll need 'em back by Friday. 348 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:03,946 Mr. Cooper, you're late. 349 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,121 I know I'm late. 350 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,949 My training wheels broke. 351 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,081 Training wheels? 352 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,430 Yes, Derek! 353 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,866 I have training wheels like a child! 354 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,476 I also have a job like an adult. 355 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,478 I'm a very complicated person! 356 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,480 Sure. Let's go with complicated. 357 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,613 Okay. Permission slips. 358 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,660 What's in the mug? 359 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,097 It's a coffee mug, Tam. 360 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,576 What do you think is in it? 361 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,795 Could be soup. 362 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:27,970 [whispers]: It's coffee. 363 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,363 Where'd you get it? 364 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,973 The teachers' lounge. And before you ask, 365 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,976 no, I'm not the world's greatest grandpa. 366 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,499 Since when do you drink coffee? 367 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,675 I don't, but this job is killing me. 368 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,329 You wouldn't understand. 369 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,505 [sips, coughs] 370 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,159 You realize I have a job. 371 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,118 At your parents' convenience store? 372 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,510 That doesn't count. 373 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,947 Why not? 374 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,165 You get to sit at a cash register 375 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,819 and have the fun of doing math. 376 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,126 Actually, the cash register tells you 377 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,344 how much change to give. 378 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,695 Oh. That's too bad. 379 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:58,827 [sips] 380 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,394 [coughs] 381 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:04,354 Oh, I hear they're opening an Olive Garden 382 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,140 where the old Sizzler used to be.On Hampton Road? 383 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,750 Yeah.GEORGE SR.: I don't think that was a Sizzler. 384 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,186 That was a Chi-Chi's. 385 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,927 No, the Chi-Chi's is on Bedford, 386 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,581 across from the Payless Shoes. 387 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,018 She's right. Because, one time, we got shoes 388 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,498 and then we got Chi-Chi's. 389 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,021 That was a good day. 390 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,023 GEORGE SR.: Huh. I guess that was a Sizzler. 391 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,938 I'm sorry they closed that. 392 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,853 Oh, there's still the other one on Route 40. 393 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,159 Who cares?! 394 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,033 You have a problem? 395 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,339 Yes, I do. I've had a long day. 396 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,949 Is it too much to ask for a dinner 397 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,429 with a little peace and quiet? 398 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,126 Sheldon, you do not talk 399 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,606 to your father like that. 400 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:42,001 Fine. I'd rather not speak to any of you. 401 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,393 [grunts] 402 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,569 Maybe I better go talk to him. 403 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,962 No, I got this.George, 404 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,268 maybe you should calm down first. 405 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,009 I got this. 406 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,452 You want to explain yourself? 407 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,975 I'd rather just go to bed, 408 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,195 since I have to be up in a few hours anyway. 409 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,198 Look, I understand you're tired, but that is no reason for you... 410 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,417 I'm not just tired. I'm exhausted. 411 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,549 Everything hurts. 412 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,767 I get up in the morning 413 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,031 to do this job I don't even like. 414 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,728 And I'm doing it just for the money, 415 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,599 and it's not even a lot of money. 416 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,080 I keep trying harder and harder, 417 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,082 and it doesn't even make a difference. 418 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,866 So if you're going to yell at me or punish me, 419 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,478 let's just get it over with. 420 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,740 [sighs] 421 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,659 I'm not gonna punish you. 422 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,009 Why not? I deserve it. 423 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,058 Let me tell you about myday. 424 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,972 I got yelled at by the principal 425 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,149 for benching a linebacker who's flunking English. 426 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,977 Then I got yelled at even more by the kid's parents. 427 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,937 Then I had to break up a fight in the locker room. 428 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,721 Got elbowed in the neck. 429 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,853 That's a rough day. 430 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,855 That was all before 10:00 a.m. 431 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,685 So I get what you're going through. 432 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,167 But you'll notice, I didn't come home and take it out on you. 433 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:05,084 No, you didn't. 434 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,694 I want you to get back in there, 435 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,610 apologize to everyone, and finish your dinner. 436 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,438 Yes, sir. 437 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,183 ADULT SHELDON: My father's wisdom touched me deeply. 438 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,880 Which is why, to this day, 439 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,490 no matter what I'm going through, 440 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,666 I am never irritating or abusive 441 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,713 to any of my friends or loved ones. 442 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,889 Ask them. They'll tell you. 443 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,722 ADULT SHELDON: For the next several months, 444 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,637 I continued working my paper route 445 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,814 until I paid my father back. 446 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,425 [thunder rumbling] 447 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,298 And by "working," I mean "delegating." 448 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,174 I have no idea where I am. 30358

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