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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,511 There were certain status symbols in Texas 2 00:00:02,513 --> 00:00:04,759 that indicated you were a success. 3 00:00:04,761 --> 00:00:06,936 A rodeo champion belt buckle... 4 00:00:06,937 --> 00:00:09,678 Or as I call it, the Redneck Nobel Prize. 5 00:00:09,679 --> 00:00:12,768 Custom-built ostrich skin boots. 6 00:00:12,769 --> 00:00:14,856 One less giant running bird in the world 7 00:00:14,859 --> 00:00:16,989 is fine by this cowpoke. 8 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:20,253 And possibly the ultimate status symbol... 9 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,341 The pink Cadillac, 10 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:25,998 driven by an elite Mary Kay super seller. 11 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:32,226 Mr. Lundy? 12 00:00:32,229 --> 00:00:33,531 Mary Cooper. 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,421 What a delightful surprise. 14 00:00:35,424 --> 00:00:38,250 I can't help but notice what you're driving. 15 00:00:38,253 --> 00:00:40,012 This old thing? 16 00:00:40,014 --> 00:00:41,926 I was actually gonna trade it in. 17 00:00:41,929 --> 00:00:43,450 Are you selling Mary Kay? 18 00:00:43,451 --> 00:00:45,234 With my theater background, 19 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:47,890 I just had a knack for cosmetology. 20 00:00:47,892 --> 00:00:49,500 You must sell a lot. 21 00:00:49,502 --> 00:00:51,109 Guilty. 22 00:00:51,112 --> 00:00:55,375 But, these days, I-I manage my own handpicked team. 23 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:57,643 Well, I'm happy for you. 24 00:00:57,646 --> 00:01:01,033 Aw, aren't you a dear? 25 00:01:01,034 --> 00:01:03,209 H... Um, hey, do you... 26 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:04,775 ever do sales? 27 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:06,256 Me? No. 28 00:01:06,257 --> 00:01:07,385 Really? 29 00:01:07,388 --> 00:01:09,475 An attractive young woman like yourself? 30 00:01:09,478 --> 00:01:11,304 Oh, I don't know about that. 31 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,784 Well, here. 32 00:01:12,786 --> 00:01:16,265 Here is my card, in case you ever want to talk. 33 00:01:16,268 --> 00:01:18,876 - Maybe one day you'll be driving one of these. - Mm. 34 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,183 Instead of one of those. 35 00:01:32,537 --> 00:01:39,104 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 36 00:01:42,772 --> 00:01:44,859 So, spring break is just around the corner. 37 00:01:44,861 --> 00:01:46,599 I'm counting the days. 38 00:01:46,602 --> 00:01:48,950 Me, too. Have you reserved the lab yet? 39 00:01:48,953 --> 00:01:50,104 Why would I do that? 40 00:01:50,108 --> 00:01:51,563 Without the distraction of classes, 41 00:01:51,566 --> 00:01:52,781 you and I can really buckle down 42 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:54,129 and get some work done. 43 00:01:54,132 --> 00:01:55,740 I won't be here, Sheldon. 44 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,045 It's my break, too. 45 00:01:57,048 --> 00:01:58,347 Where are you going? 46 00:01:58,349 --> 00:02:00,370 I'm not telling you where I'm going, Sheldon. 47 00:02:00,373 --> 00:02:01,417 Why not? 48 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:02,790 Because I'll be happy, 49 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,313 and I want to stay that way. 50 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:05,549 You're in college. 51 00:02:05,552 --> 00:02:07,534 You should be taking spring break as well. 52 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:08,651 And do what? 53 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:10,188 Traditionally, you would congregate 54 00:02:10,191 --> 00:02:12,191 with your peers and make bad decisions. 55 00:02:12,193 --> 00:02:13,323 But I'm a kid. 56 00:02:13,324 --> 00:02:14,366 Then perhaps a game 57 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,978 of Duck, Duck, Goose. 58 00:02:15,979 --> 00:02:17,806 Sarcasm? 59 00:02:17,807 --> 00:02:19,198 No. 60 00:02:19,199 --> 00:02:21,292 Geez, you really do need a break. 61 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:23,072 While researching how to spend 62 00:02:23,074 --> 00:02:25,010 my first collegiate spring break, 63 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,856 my sister led me to a documentary 64 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:28,817 on the subject. 65 00:02:28,818 --> 00:02:30,165 Are they screaming for help? 66 00:02:30,168 --> 00:02:31,688 No. They're having fun. 67 00:02:31,691 --> 00:02:33,159 Are we watching the same show? 68 00:02:33,163 --> 00:02:34,647 They were stuck in school all year. 69 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:35,997 Now they're going wild. 70 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,521 Clearly. I don't see a single lifeguard. 71 00:02:38,524 --> 00:02:40,132 You don't have to go to the beach. 72 00:02:40,134 --> 00:02:42,264 Just do something besides school. 73 00:02:42,266 --> 00:02:44,093 There is science that suggests taking breaks 74 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:46,835 refreshes the mind and boosts brain function. 75 00:02:46,836 --> 00:02:48,662 Good. Because the minute I'm old enough, 76 00:02:48,663 --> 00:02:50,228 that's gonna be me out there. 77 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:52,144 You better learn to swim, because no one there's 78 00:02:52,146 --> 00:02:53,188 gonna help you. 79 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:58,542 Guess who I ran into at the grocery store. 80 00:02:58,543 --> 00:02:59,848 Mr. Lundy. 81 00:02:59,849 --> 00:03:01,501 Ugh, the weird theater guy? 82 00:03:01,502 --> 00:03:03,025 He's not weird. 83 00:03:03,026 --> 00:03:04,242 He's also a teacher, 84 00:03:04,245 --> 00:03:06,027 realtor, choreographer, 85 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:07,724 ooh, and local celebrity. 86 00:03:07,727 --> 00:03:10,423 He's actually not doing that stuff now. 87 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:12,055 He is selling makeup. 88 00:03:12,057 --> 00:03:14,776 He's even got one of those pink Cadillacs. 89 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,425 Driving a pink car in Texas. 90 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:18,731 Bold choice. 91 00:03:18,735 --> 00:03:20,588 You got to sell a lot to earn one of those. 92 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:21,783 He must be good. 93 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,218 It sure seemed like it. 94 00:03:23,221 --> 00:03:26,222 He's managing a whole team of salespeople. 95 00:03:26,223 --> 00:03:27,135 Nice. 96 00:03:27,138 --> 00:03:28,485 He gave me his card. 97 00:03:28,486 --> 00:03:30,094 I was thinking about calling him. 98 00:03:30,097 --> 00:03:31,879 Don't you have enough makeup? 99 00:03:31,882 --> 00:03:32,924 I don't. 100 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:33,968 I'm not buying it. 101 00:03:33,971 --> 00:03:35,360 I'm thinking about selling it. 102 00:03:35,362 --> 00:03:36,579 You? 103 00:03:36,581 --> 00:03:38,015 Yes, me. 104 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,062 Wouldn't hurt to have extra money. 105 00:03:40,063 --> 00:03:42,237 But you already have two jobs... church and mom. 106 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,893 Well, that second one doesn't pay much. 107 00:03:44,895 --> 00:03:46,895 I do your taxes. The first one doesn't either. 108 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,758 - Even more reason to call him. - Mm. 109 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,462 Sales is a tough racket, Mare. 110 00:03:50,465 --> 00:03:53,604 Yeah. It ain't as easy as I make it look. 111 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,641 Well, I think I'd be good at it. 112 00:03:55,644 --> 00:03:58,383 You sure? Sometimes you got to do a little fibbin'. 113 00:03:58,385 --> 00:04:00,299 I would do it without that. 114 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,649 And you got to have people skills. 115 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,477 I have people skills. 116 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:05,521 Do you? 117 00:04:05,524 --> 00:04:07,393 I'd like to throw my dinner roll 118 00:04:07,395 --> 00:04:08,480 at your head right now, 119 00:04:08,483 --> 00:04:10,569 but you don't see me doing it. 120 00:04:10,572 --> 00:04:11,745 I believe in you, Mom. 121 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:12,739 Thank you, honey. 122 00:04:12,741 --> 00:04:14,225 But you're not getting free makeup. 123 00:04:14,228 --> 00:04:15,748 Dang it. 124 00:04:15,751 --> 00:04:18,882 My sister suggested I "go wild," 125 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,754 so I decided to heed her advice 126 00:04:20,755 --> 00:04:23,434 and do the craziest thing I could think of... 127 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,264 Take a walk outside. 128 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:29,372 I couldn't believe my eyes. 129 00:04:29,374 --> 00:04:32,321 A whole convention dedicated to comic books, 130 00:04:32,324 --> 00:04:34,680 science fiction and fantasy. 131 00:04:34,682 --> 00:04:35,899 Pretty cool, huh? 132 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,336 Oh, hello, Nathan. 133 00:04:37,338 --> 00:04:38,423 You going? 134 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:39,990 I'd like to. Are you? 135 00:04:39,992 --> 00:04:43,516 - Yeah. I quit my job for the time off. - Wow. 136 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:46,644 - Well, my job search. - Hmm. 137 00:04:46,648 --> 00:04:48,738 You know, it hasn't been announced yet, but I hear 138 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:50,829 there's a special guest appearance by David Gerrold. 139 00:04:50,831 --> 00:04:53,918 He wrote the Star Trekepisode "Trouble with Tribbles." 140 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,442 Uh, no doy. 141 00:04:56,444 --> 00:04:58,418 I just found my spring break. 142 00:05:00,795 --> 00:05:02,795 I'm not really looking for a job. 143 00:05:02,798 --> 00:05:05,495 I don't know why I lied. 144 00:05:05,497 --> 00:05:06,625 Thank you so much 145 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:08,074 for finding the time. 146 00:05:08,076 --> 00:05:10,019 Oh, please. Always happy 147 00:05:10,023 --> 00:05:12,930 to welcome a new sales associate to the family. 148 00:05:12,934 --> 00:05:16,898 Well, um, I don't normally wear much makeup, 149 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:18,637 so I'm a little out of my depth. 150 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:20,988 Which brings us to lesson number one. 151 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:24,129 In sales, confidence is key. 152 00:05:24,132 --> 00:05:25,731 - Oh. - Are you confident? 153 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:27,908 - No. - I knew the answer to that, 154 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,997 but that's gonna be our little secret, 155 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 because just like this full-coverage concealer 156 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:35,177 for all skin types, we're gonna cover that right on up. 157 00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:38,189 - I'm all for that. - Now before we go further, 158 00:05:38,192 --> 00:05:40,206 I am gonna have to ask for a check 159 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:43,314 for your sample kit and your start-up accessories. 160 00:05:43,317 --> 00:05:45,534 Oh. I was under the impression 161 00:05:45,536 --> 00:05:47,231 that I would take orders, 162 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:49,348 and the customers would pay for it later, 163 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,452 like, um, Girl Scout cookies. 164 00:05:51,456 --> 00:05:55,937 I'm sorry. Do you see Thin Mints in this case? 165 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,201 - No. - This is a serious business. 166 00:05:59,202 --> 00:06:00,637 If you are not serious, 167 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:02,637 maybe you are not ready to join my team. 168 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:04,223 Oh, I... I am serious. 169 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:07,512 It's just that my husband isn't totally on board, 170 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:10,516 and he'll be upset if I spend a bunch of money. 171 00:06:10,518 --> 00:06:12,300 Oh, well, that's fair. 172 00:06:12,302 --> 00:06:15,521 If you have to ask his permission, I can come back. 173 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:17,081 It's refreshing really. 174 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:19,088 It reminds me of a simpler time 175 00:06:19,091 --> 00:06:22,701 when men made the decisions and women made the beds. 176 00:06:22,704 --> 00:06:24,574 I'm gonna get my checkbook. 177 00:06:24,576 --> 00:06:27,360 Now there is a take-charge makeup salesperson. 178 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:33,672 I am the organ grinder, and the world is my monkey. 179 00:06:38,603 --> 00:06:40,603 All righty then. 180 00:06:40,605 --> 00:06:42,917 - Show me what you got. - What do you mean? 181 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,478 Your sales technique. Let's go. Come on. 182 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,524 I'm an Eskimo. Sell me some ice. 183 00:06:47,526 --> 00:06:49,481 Really? Right now? 184 00:06:49,483 --> 00:06:53,057 If you can't sell to me, and I'm already Team Mary, 185 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:55,401 how are you gonna sell to a stranger? 186 00:06:55,403 --> 00:06:57,533 Okay. Um... 187 00:06:57,536 --> 00:06:59,492 Hi. 188 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:02,041 - Let me stop you right there. - What did I do wrong? 189 00:07:02,045 --> 00:07:03,887 It's your face. 190 00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:05,237 What's wrong with my face? 191 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,500 It's your number one sales tool. 192 00:07:07,502 --> 00:07:09,545 Y-You should be advertising the product, 193 00:07:09,548 --> 00:07:10,807 and you're not wearing any. 194 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:13,288 - Yes, I am. - Where? 195 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:16,639 I think the best makeup is the kind that no one notices. 196 00:07:16,641 --> 00:07:18,917 Right now, you're what no one notices. 197 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,339 This is your billboard, and I'm... 198 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,050 ...driving right on by. 199 00:07:23,052 --> 00:07:25,343 I suppose I could put on a little more. 200 00:07:25,346 --> 00:07:28,434 Attagirl! They've already seen the before. 201 00:07:28,435 --> 00:07:30,827 Let's show 'em the after. Here. 202 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:32,350 Try this. 203 00:07:32,353 --> 00:07:34,526 That's awfully red. 204 00:07:34,528 --> 00:07:38,792 Exactly. And when you see red, what comes to your mind? 205 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:42,012 - Satan. - Glamour. 206 00:07:42,014 --> 00:07:45,625 Sex appeal, a little va-va-voom! 207 00:07:45,627 --> 00:07:46,978 I don't know. 208 00:07:46,981 --> 00:07:49,194 You are not just selling makeup. 209 00:07:49,196 --> 00:07:50,935 You are selling power, 210 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:54,547 you are selling confidence, and that starts right here. 211 00:07:54,548 --> 00:07:57,071 Now are you a powerful, confident woman? 212 00:07:57,072 --> 00:07:58,855 Yes. 213 00:07:58,858 --> 00:08:01,600 Slather this on. Let's try again. 214 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:03,949 Mm-hmm. 215 00:08:05,211 --> 00:08:07,211 Somebody call highway patrol. 216 00:08:07,213 --> 00:08:08,735 This billboard is causing accidents. 217 00:08:08,737 --> 00:08:10,106 - Really? - You had the va, 218 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,346 then you got another va, now you got the voom. 219 00:08:12,348 --> 00:08:13,612 Sell me some makeup. 220 00:08:13,615 --> 00:08:15,394 Hello there. 221 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,396 - Now I'm listening. - Oh. 222 00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:19,137 Mom, I know what I want to do 223 00:08:19,139 --> 00:08:20,225 for spring break. 224 00:08:20,226 --> 00:08:21,704 What happened to your face? 225 00:08:21,706 --> 00:08:23,403 Told you, people take notice. 226 00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:24,997 This is for my new job. 227 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,565 Is your new job fighting Batman? 228 00:08:26,569 --> 00:08:28,059 Because you look like The Joker. 229 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,317 What do you want? 230 00:08:29,321 --> 00:08:30,975 Can I take a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride 231 00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:33,238 to Texarkana for a comic book convention? 232 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,240 By yourself? Absolutely not. 233 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:36,894 - Can you come with me? - No. 234 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:39,070 Son, your mother has makeup to sell. 235 00:08:39,072 --> 00:08:40,947 If I get an adult to go with me, can I? 236 00:08:40,951 --> 00:08:42,989 I don't know. Maybe. 237 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,859 Ha, ha. No. 238 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,253 But people wear makeup to comic book conventions. 239 00:08:48,254 --> 00:08:49,427 You could sell it there. 240 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,201 - Ah, I see. No. - But... 241 00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:56,336 Read my moisturized lips. No. 242 00:08:59,395 --> 00:09:01,745 Would you like to go with me to a comic book convention? 243 00:09:01,746 --> 00:09:03,268 Will there be girls there? 244 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,311 And if you order right now, 245 00:09:08,313 --> 00:09:10,448 I'll throw in some extra concealer for half off. 246 00:09:10,451 --> 00:09:12,232 I mean, this is just allergies. 247 00:09:12,235 --> 00:09:13,931 Does it look like I've been crying? 248 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:16,149 No! No. 249 00:09:16,152 --> 00:09:17,317 And the best news is 250 00:09:17,321 --> 00:09:19,370 it's only a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride away. 251 00:09:19,373 --> 00:09:21,373 So you want me to ride on a bus for hours 252 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:23,679 with a bunch of kids to a comic book convention? 253 00:09:23,682 --> 00:09:25,332 It's mostly adults. 254 00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,030 Many are in costumes. 255 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,120 No. 256 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:30,940 Oh. 257 00:09:30,942 --> 00:09:33,471 You look fantastic. 258 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:34,908 Ready to buy? 259 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,514 No, 260 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,951 but I'm ready to hit the dog track. 261 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,784 And since we're both on spring break, 262 00:09:41,787 --> 00:09:43,481 I thought you might like to go with me. 263 00:09:43,484 --> 00:09:45,962 Sheldon, I am the president of the university. 264 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:48,120 You're right. I should've asked you first. 265 00:09:48,123 --> 00:09:49,226 So is that a "yes"? 266 00:09:49,229 --> 00:09:51,142 No! 267 00:09:51,144 --> 00:09:53,057 Sorry. 268 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:54,667 No. 269 00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:56,755 - And what do you want? - For you to go 270 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,690 on a bus with me to a comic book convention in Texarkana. 271 00:09:59,692 --> 00:10:01,720 God, no. 272 00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,416 I don't know. 273 00:10:04,418 --> 00:10:07,331 Trust me, the men are gonna be lining up. 274 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,769 Well, they haven't been so far, 275 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:12,336 and I've been basically giving it away. 276 00:10:12,339 --> 00:10:15,166 That's your business really. 277 00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:18,472 But, hey, I am not just selling makeup. 278 00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:20,736 I am selling confidence. 279 00:10:20,739 --> 00:10:22,846 - You are? - I sure am. 280 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:25,524 Now, are you a strong and confident woman? 281 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,786 Not remotely. 282 00:10:26,788 --> 00:10:29,571 Well, do you want to be? 283 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:31,616 I guess. 284 00:10:31,619 --> 00:10:34,967 Here. Why don't you put this on, 285 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:37,145 and we will try again? 286 00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:41,323 Oh. 287 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,717 Now, are you a strong, confident woman? 288 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,373 - Sure. - Come on. Say it like you mean it. 289 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,635 Are you strong and confident? 290 00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:53,029 - Yes. - One more time. 291 00:10:53,032 --> 00:10:54,726 Yes. 292 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:57,207 So I can put you down for a starter kit? 293 00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:58,687 Fine. 294 00:10:58,688 --> 00:11:00,601 Well, all right! 295 00:11:00,604 --> 00:11:01,995 Whoo! 296 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,736 You never forget your first sale. 297 00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:06,686 I know. I am still tingling. 298 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:07,927 I love that feeling. 299 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,452 I don't even drink coffee anymore. 300 00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:11,568 I just go on tingle power. 301 00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:14,365 And she didn't just get the starter kit. 302 00:11:14,368 --> 00:11:17,227 She got the mud mask, she got the exfoliator. 303 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:19,900 I had a feeling about you, Mary. 304 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:22,363 It's just a matter of time before you're behind the wheel 305 00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:25,630 of your own pink Cadillac, and take it from me, 306 00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:28,634 you will be stared at. I am. 307 00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:31,154 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 308 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,831 So, where do I go from here? 309 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,029 I've kind of talked to everybody I know. 310 00:11:37,032 --> 00:11:42,338 Mm. Well, new faces are the lifeblood of our business. 311 00:11:42,341 --> 00:11:44,775 How do I find new faces? 312 00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:46,778 Don't you run a Bible study? 313 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:50,028 Uh, I don't know that I'd be comfortable 314 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:52,292 trying to make sales in a religious setting. 315 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:56,267 Mary, if God didn't want people to wear makeup, 316 00:11:56,269 --> 00:11:58,488 he'd have made 'em less ugly. 317 00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:02,926 - Well, that's one way to look at it. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:04,797 And you have a daughter, right? 319 00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,870 Well, she's not even a teenager yet. 320 00:12:06,873 --> 00:12:08,322 This is when it starts. 321 00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:10,976 Would you rather her borrowing makeup from friends, 322 00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,682 passing it back and forth? 323 00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:15,416 - She has stolen it from my bag. - See? 324 00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:18,115 Forget about a pink Caddy. Now we're talking pink eye. 325 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:19,951 Which, if she does catch it, 326 00:12:19,953 --> 00:12:22,772 a little waterproof eyeliner, you'd never know. 327 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:28,428 Attention, science fiction and comic book fans, 328 00:12:28,431 --> 00:12:31,083 this Friday, Saturday and Sunday in Ballroom B 329 00:12:31,086 --> 00:12:33,815 of the Texarkana Holiday Inn, it's Texarkana-Con! 330 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,393 That's right, Texarkana... 331 00:12:35,394 --> 00:12:36,873 Khan! 332 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,265 Celebrity appearances, panel discussions, 333 00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,225 autograph alley, only at Texarkana... 334 00:12:41,226 --> 00:12:42,703 Khan! 335 00:12:42,706 --> 00:12:44,674 Raffles, prizes, costume parade, 336 00:12:44,677 --> 00:12:47,013 Friday through Sunday at Texarkana... 337 00:12:47,014 --> 00:12:48,448 Khan! 338 00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:50,197 William Shatner not appearing. 339 00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:52,758 William Shatner may not be appearing, 340 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:54,893 but Sheldon Cooper is. 341 00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:02,389 I was normally a rule follower, 342 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:03,576 but one of the rules 343 00:13:03,578 --> 00:13:06,960 of spring break is to cut loose and break rules. 344 00:13:08,311 --> 00:13:09,482 I'm heading out. 345 00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:11,485 Where you going? 346 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,703 To see my comic book friends. 347 00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,663 Hmm. I'm leaving in a few. You want a ride? 348 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,230 No, I'm taking my bike. 349 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,797 All the way to the bus station. 350 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,066 Something funny? 351 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,284 Not funny. Just normal. 352 00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:24,715 Smooth. 353 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,413 Bye. 354 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,721 So smooth. 355 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,956 Hey, you made it. 356 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,350 It would have been illogical not to. 357 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,352 Well, you're going to have a blast. 358 00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:56,442 I know this is un-Spock-like, but I can't stop smiling. 359 00:13:56,445 --> 00:13:58,575 There you are, dear sir. 360 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:01,538 Let's get this pusillanimous bucket 361 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,145 of nuts and bolts on the road. 362 00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,755 We have a comic-con to get to! 363 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,715 Mr. Givens? 364 00:14:07,717 --> 00:14:09,763 Oh, the pain. 365 00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:13,547 So, today 366 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,591 I thought maybe 367 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,380 we'd mix things up a little bit, 368 00:14:16,384 --> 00:14:18,552 and do some reading from Esther. 369 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,379 I don't think I've ever read Esther. 370 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,469 Oh, you are in for a treat. 371 00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:24,713 There is some good stuff in here. 372 00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:26,821 Let us open our Bibles 373 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:30,304 to, uh, chapter two, verse 12. 374 00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:33,219 "Before a young woman's turn came 375 00:14:33,221 --> 00:14:34,828 to go into King Xerxes, 376 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:38,875 she had to complete 12 months of beauty treatments 377 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,019 prescribed for the women: six months with oil of myrrh 378 00:14:42,022 --> 00:14:45,557 and six with perfumes and cosmetics." 379 00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:47,320 Did anyone else realize 380 00:14:47,322 --> 00:14:49,582 that cosmetics were right here in the Bible? 381 00:14:49,585 --> 00:14:51,932 I just find that fascinating. 382 00:14:51,936 --> 00:14:53,370 Uh, well, t-this next verse 383 00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:55,240 talks about her being a concubine. 384 00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:57,286 Hey, hey, don't skip ahead. 385 00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:58,852 We're still talking cosmetics. 386 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:02,725 Did you know that Esther used her beauty 387 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,989 to stop a genocide? 388 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:05,990 Really? 389 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:08,042 Sometimes, I think we forget 390 00:15:08,044 --> 00:15:10,298 how powerful beauty can be. 391 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,822 But I know I sure 392 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,527 feel powerful when I'm wearing 393 00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:17,131 this new line of Mary Kay cosmetics. 394 00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:18,990 Take a gander, ladies. 395 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,399 So how do you know Dr. Smith over there? 396 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,357 That's not Dr. Smith, that's Mr. Givens. 397 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,142 He was my high school science teacher. 398 00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:31,364 Oh. Well, he's dressed as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space. 399 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,017 Oh, I've never seen it. 400 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,062 Yeah, well, you're not missing much. 401 00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,326 It was a lame kids' show. 402 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,937 I'm sorry, "lame kids' show"? 403 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,831 For your information, Star Trek wouldn't exist 404 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,201 without Lost in Space. 405 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,203 Yeah, well, 406 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,686 at least Star Trek 407 00:15:47,688 --> 00:15:50,644 didn't have to steal its robot from Forbidden Planet. 408 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,213 I take it from their reaction that was a good dig? 409 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,173 - Solid. - Nice job. 410 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,870 Well, if Star Trekis so great, 411 00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:01,292 how come Lost in Space 412 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,873 kicked its butt in the ratings? 413 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:07,922 Well, if Lost in Space is so great, 414 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,316 how come no one's ever remade it? 415 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,852 That's true, they're still making Star Trek movies 416 00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:14,464 and a new series. 417 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,886 Yeah, which is even better than the original. 418 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,282 I'm sorry, what did you say? 419 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,501 You heard me, Star Trek: Next Gen 420 00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,375 is better than Original Series. 421 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,855 Lost in Space brought me hours of happiness as a child, 422 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,075 you... jerks. 423 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,860 Esther would be so proud. 424 00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:36,864 This is a face that would stop the spilling of blood. 425 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,799 - You think? - I do. 426 00:16:38,802 --> 00:16:41,869 Now, if you order the starter package today, 427 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,913 I will throw in the spring palette. 428 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,088 Sold. 429 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,440 Oh, praise the Lord. 430 00:16:47,442 --> 00:16:48,571 Now who's next? 431 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,051 Okay, I enjoy Mr. Data, 432 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,792 but he's clearly just a Spock rip-off. 433 00:16:52,841 --> 00:16:54,054 Oh, I'm sorry, 434 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:56,187 Mr. Data wants to be more human, 435 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,581 Spock wants to be less human. 436 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,972 How is that the same? 437 00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:00,232 Yeah! 438 00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:02,011 Well, I think we can all agree that William Shatner 439 00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:03,238 is the better actor. 440 00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:07,241 Patrick Stewart is classically trained. 441 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,243 He's a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company. 442 00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:11,807 He's too subtle. When William Shatner plays an emotion, 443 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,378 my shoe can tell what it is. 444 00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:16,119 Well, if you like big acting, 445 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,647 have I got a show for you, dear boy. 446 00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,520 And Kirk is a terrible captain. 447 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,963 He always puts the ship in danger. 448 00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:28,394 Picard would never do that. 449 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,395 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess Picard 450 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,397 never got assimilated by the Borg. 451 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,703 Our verbal fisticuffs 452 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,403 may have seemed unfriendly, but the truth is, 453 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,291 we were engaged in a glorious tribal dance, 454 00:17:40,295 --> 00:17:42,730 like the revelers at Daytona Beach. 455 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:45,580 I will admit, Wesley Crusher is the worst. 456 00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:48,500 Now you're knocking Wil Wheaton. He's the best part of the show. 457 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,210 He's an annoying know-it-all. 458 00:17:50,212 --> 00:17:52,256 Yeah, that's what makes him lovable. 459 00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:54,738 It was the best spring break I ever had. 460 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,867 Until my parents realized I was missing 461 00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:59,785 and I experienced something worse than the wrath of Khan, 462 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,904 the wrath of Dad. 463 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256 Khan! 464 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:17,998 What the heck? 465 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,042 You think you can 466 00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:20,653 just wash me away? 467 00:18:20,654 --> 00:18:23,176 Yes, I used the gentle cleansing cream formula one 468 00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:24,482 with special emollients. 469 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:26,528 Exploiting your Bible study group, 470 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,435 that was just the beginning. 471 00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,618 I wouldn't say I exploited them. 472 00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:33,404 Good, don't. It'll be our little secret. 473 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:36,016 Now, where are we with Missy? 474 00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:37,496 You leave Missy alone. 475 00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:39,541 Mom, help. I can't get out. 476 00:18:39,544 --> 00:18:41,413 Missy! 477 00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:43,284 Why are you sleeping?! 478 00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:45,242 You should be selling! 479 00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:51,075 My mother never sold makeup again. 480 00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:52,903 And as Mr. Lundy predicted, 481 00:18:52,904 --> 00:18:55,209 Missy got her makeup from her friends. 482 00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:56,906 My eye feels oozy. 483 00:18:56,909 --> 00:18:58,866 What's the matter, baby? Oh. 484 00:18:58,869 --> 00:19:04,611 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 33867

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