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(# "Woke Up This Morning"
by Alabama 3)
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Fuck this. I'm calling Carlo.
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[DIALING]
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Yeah, they didn't show.
The Vespa scooters.
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We gotta wait.
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TONY: Carlo was furious.
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His guys waited by the Hackensack
River all fucking night.
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Fucking Vespas never
got into my hands.
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This is Port Newark.
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Where were your longshoremen?
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There's heightened security at the ports.
Al-Qaeda.
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Done, Johnny.
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I gotta go.
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JOHN: Nice job, Billy boy.
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Carlo was told it was a go. If it
didn't happen, how come nobody called?
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A lot of things didn't happen
that seem like they happened.
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Your cousin didn't whack Joey.
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The Vespas never got into my hands.
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- Eye on the ball, Keaton! Hustle!
- Come on. Go, Soph!
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Hey, Soph is open! She's open!
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- Over here!
- She's gotta be at least 11.
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Don't put up with that, Lissie!
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Careful with those elbows,
number seven!
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Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds!
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Lissie, go!
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- They're just a bunch of losers!
- Hey, no negatives, you.
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Come on, Putts, charge the ball!
Charge it!
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Ah!
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Foul! That kid tripped my kid.
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That's legal.
She was going for the ball.
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- She was not.
- Score! Score! Come on!
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Your kid is out of control. She's been
tripping and pushing all summer.
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Oh, shut up and get out of here.
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Don't tell me to shut up.
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What are you, crazy?
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- Please, come on. Somebody!
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
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- How do you like it now, bitch?
- Help!
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No, her kid kicked my kid. Get off!
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[MOANS]
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- Cost you a hundred.
- Call.
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Sit down. Sit, sit.
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I talked to John.
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The Vespa scooters came in.
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But there was no opportunity to grab
them because of security at the ports.
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Jesus Christ. The young crowd
is crazy for these scooters.
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He owes me half that fucking load.
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- You're not buying it?
- I don't know what to think.
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He's getting awfully cute
with his remarks.
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All I know is his behavior
at that kid's funeral was a disgrace.
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- It's a big part of my livelihood, the port.
- I will say, very interesting timing, T.
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You and John had that little chat
at the funeral...
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...whatever that was.
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Suddenly, no Vespas.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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All right, I gotta take this.
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Take one of Carlo's guys.
Start hanging around down Port Newark.
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Find out what the fuck is going on.
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The property taxes, I know.
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Hello to you too.
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I thought you should know
your sister, Janice, got arrested.
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- What?
- In Essex County this afternoon...
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...an incident of sports rage
among soccer moms...
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...led to the arrest of a Verona woman
with ties to the Mafia.
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Our Gillian Glessner was on the scene.
What about it, Gillian?
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Think that other mother better go into
the soccer-mom protection program?
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[Gillian] Maybe she should, Carl.
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It started here
at Summit Avenue Park...
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club soccer match.
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An altercation between soccer moms...
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...that sent one mother to the hospital
and one to jail.
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Denise McCarthy, a parent,
witnessed the violence.
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I just feel so bad for the kids.
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Parents taping the match
captured the melee.
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- Come on! Somebody!
- How do you like it now, bitch?
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Her kid kicked my kid.
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Charges are still pending but...
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...we know that the woman shown here
being taken into custody...
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...is Janice Baccalieri, sister of reputed
New Jersey mob boss, Anthony Soprano.
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Guess you could call it
a Mafia-related hit.
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We spoke with psychologist Bela Kakuk.
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It's a growing problem in our society.
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Psychologists are finding that certain
individuals are particularly prone to rage.
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Almost any frustration, inconvenience...
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...or perceived inconsideration
will set them off.
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Motherfucker!
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Janice, open the door!
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- Where is she?
- It wasn't my fault!
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My name was all over the TV...
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...because of your bullshit!
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It's not that simple, Ton.
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Apparently, the woman's kid
was picking on Sophia.
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Why wasn't she collared?
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I am suing the township
for wrongful arrest...
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- No, you're not!
- And the YSO.
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No, no, you're not!
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What you're gonna do is call Neil.
You're gonna plea it down.
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You're gonna pay the fine and not turn
this into one of your cause c�l�bres.
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Anybody's side but mine.
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That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her.
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Well, we know that.
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What?
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- You and your fucking temper, Janice.
- Get out.
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This is the end of it.
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Get out!
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Tony.
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I know this looks bad.
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But on the other hand,
she called Sophia her daughter.
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I don't give a fuck.
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All right, I do give a fuck.
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But how many times I gotta tell you,
get control of your wife!
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- [KNOCKING]
- JANICE: Sophia?
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[KNOCKS AGAIN]
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Sophia?
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I'm so embarrassed.
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I don't wanna see
any of my friends again.
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Well, when you're a parent, you'll see.
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You'll defend your children
like a lion with her cubs.
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You're not my parent.
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What did you say?
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I'm here.
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And I try to care very much.
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- Now, get to sleep.
- You gonna punch me?
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Jan? Can I talk to you?
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Sophia, go to sleep.
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We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted.
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No, now.
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What, I don't have a say in things?
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Janice, I think you need
professional help.
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Oh, I'll be having an extra session
with Sandy, believe me.
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Sandy, Sandy. What does she do?
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She says you were picked on by your
father and asks you to read screenplays.
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I think there's anger specialists.
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And I think you should see
a weight-loss specialist.
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You don't see it in yourself.
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I heard you with Sophia.
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You were getting along
much better.
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She says one little thing,
and you get nasty.
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I'm so sore.
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This is not an isolated incident.
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They won't let you shop up
at the corner anymore.
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Those coffee beans were burnt, Bobby.
You tasted them.
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Janice, I like a spitfire type.
I told you.
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- But me and the kids can't live like this.
- Like what?
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This was a nice house.
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Peaceful. I don't know.
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There wasn't all this yelling and tension.
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How could you understand?
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Your dad was a sweetheart...
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...even when he had emphysema.
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My house, it was dog-eat-dog.
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Well, be that as it may,
the past and all...
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...if you don't go to these anger classes
they have or whatever...
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...this with us ain't gonna work out.
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[PEOPLE CHATTER
AS CHIPS FALL]
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What do you think he clears here?
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Two crap tables, blackjack, roulette.
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You gotta figure he's grabbing anywhere
from 2500 to 5 G's a night for himself.
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It used to be you, didn't it?
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Teacher's pet.
[LAUGHS]
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- Stop making meatballs, Paulie.
- I'm just saying.
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Now you know what I went through.
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Okay, it's the same Gina had
at her wedding.
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We should see how it looks
on your face.
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- Chrissy.
- [HORN HONKS]
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[HONKING CONTINUES]
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What the fuck?
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- What's up?
- Hey there, cos.
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Guess who called me today.
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- How'd you find me?
- Not gonna guess?
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- Okay, who?
- Our friend with the orchard.
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- No shit. He okay?
- Yeah.
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- Sold the place. Moving to Florida.
- He should. Getting on in years.
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- Oh, shit.
- You still got your canned peaches there.
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I just had the car serviced.
Watch what you say.
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I gotta move that shit?
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- Again?
- That developer's going up there.
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Obviously, it wouldn't be good
for you or our friend...
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...if somebody opened the canned fruit.
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So you and your cousin are
going there to take care of it.
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- I'll do it.
- I'm worried about the old guy.
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I told you, I'll do it.
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The thing is, my old man's
got a few jars up there also.
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Could make problems for my uncle.
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It's gonna be a lot of work...
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...which, with Louise around,
can only be done at night.
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- That's true.
- This has to be done...
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...in two weeks, the latest.
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Bulldozers are coming.
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What, you picking out wedding cakes?
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- Yeah.
- Hope you have better luck than I did.
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Why, you didn't like your cake?
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Your luck's been fucking great
and listen to you cursing it out.
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Got something you wanna say?
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- All right.
- So call me.
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Well, who is this Uncle Pat anyway?
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He was a knock-around guy
like Tony's dad.
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But they let him retire
to this farm upstate New York.
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Sounds funny but it wasn't.
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He had the hiccups for, like, a year.
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- Jeez.
- Great guy.
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Had a daughter
but she lived with her mom.
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Us boys each got sent up there summers
when we hit 12 or 13.
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He'd school us.
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Did he have the hiccups?
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No, I told you, that went away.
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What, you think it's fucking funny?
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He almost committed suicide
because of it.
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How would you like it?
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Where's my Barneys underpants
with the ventilated cotton?
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Still in the dryer.
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Tell you one thing.
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I need fucking Tony B. up there
like I need a third nut.
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God, all this resentment.
He is your cousin.
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Yeah? Should have seen him
when I was little.
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Him and Tony both.
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How they broke my balls...
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...teased me.
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One time, I was spending the summer...
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...up at Uncle Pat's farm,
just like they used to. I was 11.
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They came up... They were, like, 19.
to shoot guns.
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They didn't take me with them.
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When I tramped through the stickers
and found them...
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...they said I had to be initiated
into a club...
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...by being tied to a tree alone
in the orchard for an hour.
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I was on that tree until 3:00
in the fucking morning.
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I worshipped these two guys.
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Tony Soprano, especially.
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When he was by himself,
he used to push me on my Big Wheels...
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...he'd teach me curse words.
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When he was by himself.
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Where's the Tinactin?
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Right on the night table.
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And here we are again.
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Tony B. goes wrong, and Tony lays
a 200-K-a-year cash cow on him.
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Christopher, don't get mad, okay?
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I know we kind of touched on it a
couple of times but... You're so unhappy.
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What if we left here?
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Went far away.
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And you went into something else.
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- Like what?
- I don't know, like...
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Pick up your writing, maybe.
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Male modeling.
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I'll get back to the writing someday...
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...but from a position of great wealth.
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00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,326
Far as male modeling,
I'd probably be a success...
246
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,037
...but I wouldn't want to be around
those fucking people.
247
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,958
I'm a soldier, Adriana.
248
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,877
When you gonna understand that?
249
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,640
What the fuck!
250
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,308
Carmela.
251
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,186
- What?
- There's no water in the pool.
252
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,856
Yeah, I had it drained.
The electricity costs a fortune.
253
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,275
I can't afford it.
You're the only one who uses it.
254
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,243
I thought we were
getting along better.
255
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:59,123
So you polluted all the decent lawyers in
New Jersey so they can't represent me?
256
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,960
- You couldn't play fair.
- I'm not the one that wanted it!
257
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,795
Okay, so let's just pretend...
258
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,547
...that you weren't begging for it
in millions of ways...
259
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,299
...because I am worn out here.
260
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,767
[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]
261
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,944
Fucking...
262
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,004
He's a nice kid, Finn.
263
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,672
Right?
264
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,757
Right.
265
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,931
We gonna throw them
an engagement party?
266
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,059
Well, if we can be civil.
267
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,895
She's so young.
268
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,397
Same age we were.
269
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,279
It wasn't all bad.
270
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,083
Last time, I asked you
to jot down one or two situations...
271
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,918
...or people that trigger your anger.
272
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,172
So much that when you think about it,
you get angry all over again.
273
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,590
Anybody got...?
274
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,051
Let's give Bradley a chance this time.
275
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,306
My partner parked me in again.
I couldn't find the keys.
276
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,018
- I woke him up, and he starts yelling.
- Describe the feelings.
277
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,354
- I think...
- My stepkids do that all the time.
278
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,648
They leave their bikes in the garage...
279
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,651
...and if I wanna pull in,
I gotta get out and move the bikes...
280
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,153
...with a car of groceries.
281
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,489
[YELLING] Doris, can't you keep
Billy's bike out of the driveway?
282
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,703
It was a famous commercial
from the '60s.
283
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,205
Bufferin.
284
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,791
Guy has a headache,
and he takes it out on his wife.
285
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,795
Back to Bradley...
286
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,964
...I'm trying to get into his actual
physical sensations of anger.
287
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,092
He saw red. Who wouldn't?
288
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,135
She's right. I mean, why is he in here?
289
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,472
Why isn't his roommate in therapy
for selfishness issues?
290
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,601
There are things that are irritating
and annoying and out of our control.
291
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,771
What we can control
is our response to those triggers.
292
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,232
So people just get a free pass?
The whole world?
293
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,944
I told you about my supervisor
checking my work and nobody else's.
294
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,571
- I wonder why.
- Because you're a minority.
295
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,282
- Exactly. That's why I'm in here.
- JANICE: Uh huh.
296
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,537
- You seem angry about Evelyn's problem.
- It makes me mad.
297
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,415
It doesn't make you mad.
You make you mad.
298
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,377
I come from a biased family,
but I was different.
299
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,212
I put all my faith and my hopes...
300
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,882
...into the civil rights movement.
I left home, and I marched.
301
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,300
And for what?
302
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,929
So they could ride around in their SUVs,
blasting that rap shit?
303
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,598
And you can't say anything
because they might have guns?
304
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,851
Wait a fucking minute.
Who's "they"?
305
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,352
If the shoe fits...
306
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,521
This is fucking priceless.
307
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,191
Okay, let's not time travel here.
Let's try to stay in the present.
308
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,444
Janice, you're angry.
Let's stay with that.
309
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,780
What are your actual
physical feelings right now?
310
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,158
I'd like to punch you in the face.
311
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,160
Your hands are clenched.
312
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,120
Did you realize that?
313
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,666
You're provoking me to make a point and
maybe that's your job, but I don't like it.
314
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,169
Look at you. You're not even listening.
315
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,254
- Hello, he's talking to me.
- EVELYN: No.
316
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,174
You and me,
we do most of the talking in here.
317
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:40,678
The man is trying to say that those
people outside, they do the thing...
318
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,849
...but we're the ones that get upset and
start carrying on. That's all he's saying.
319
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,398
The Hudson Valley.
320
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,237
That Legend of Sleepy Hollow cartoon.
321
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,364
Scared the piss out of me as a kid.
322
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,949
Would you mind
watching your shoe?
323
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,161
Oh, sure.
324
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,872
It's a $50,000 vehicle.
I don't want it scuffed up.
325
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,467
Uncle Pat's farm.
326
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,263
When you're 12, 13, man,
it's like fucking heaven, right?
327
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,683
Running around in the woods.
328
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,352
Driving that tractor.
329
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,190
He made me clear the brush by the fence
with a fucking scythe, though.
330
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,568
Yeah, I had to do that. Tony too.
331
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,989
And water his fucking tomatoes
and his [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
332
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,408
Changed, though, you know, Pat's.
333
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,827
After Louise came back there to live...
334
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,121
...it wasn't just you and Pat
and his stories.
335
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,006
They used to call me Ichabod Crane.
336
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,386
- Who?
- Some very sorry people, that's who.
337
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,433
The Carmela front.
338
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,354
Did you two ever discuss
that evening you made love?
339
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,441
It was a one-time deal.
340
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,736
- I've moved on.
- What about the depression?
341
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,200
Your revelation about your cousin...
342
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,369
...his prison sentence.
343
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,037
You were very upset.
344
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,542
I haven't had a lot of time
to think about that.
345
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,587
My sister.
346
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,174
She attacked some woman...
347
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:48,180
...at her stepkid's soccer game.
You've mentioned her temper before.
348
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,183
She got charged
with aggravated assault and...
349
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,602
...resisting arrest.
Excellent.
350
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,979
Let's talk about that.
351
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,523
- What?
- Rage.
352
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,735
- Why?
- Depression is rage turned inward.
353
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,906
Tell me about the Soprano temper.
354
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,992
Well, the thing is, it's bad for business.
355
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,785
Clouds your judgment.
356
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,121
John, he always had a terrible temper.
357
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,622
- John?
- Gotti.
358
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,499
In the end, I think it hurt him.
359
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,003
See, we forget that in the old days,
the ones that came over...
360
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,339
...that started this thing...
361
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,965
...they didn't get mad.
362
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,177
They just smiled and nodded
and made sure you got it later.
363
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,972
That's the whole, beautiful point.
You know what they say:
364
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,475
"Revenge is like serving cold cuts."
365
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:37,480
Yeah, I think it's,
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
366
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,399
- So, what did I say?
- But why revenge all the time?
367
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,654
Where does it come from, this insatiable
anger you and your sister share?
368
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,115
I wondered how long
it'd take for her to come up.
369
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,160
Your mother? What about your father?
370
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,413
You never saw her
chop off someone's finger.
371
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,207
Told you about that, didn't I?
372
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,958
Yes.
373
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,338
- Oh, Jesus, I wish I hadn't.
- Why?
374
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,673
I dress up nice and everything
when I come here.
375
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,176
Okay, let's stick to the subject.
376
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,638
- Which is what?
- Your own intolerance for frustration.
377
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,644
"Thank you for holding.
378
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,437
Your call is important to us."
379
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,981
If it's so important to you,
answer the fucking phone!
380
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:25,945
- Stay with that.
- It's a level of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
381
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:29,198
Each idea they come up with
that's supposed to make things better...
382
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,159
...makes things worse.
Okay, right. I agree.
383
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,203
"The center cannot hold."
384
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:38,374
- "The falcon cannot hear the falconer."
- What the fuck are you talking about?
385
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,545
We live in a time
of technological and spiritual crisis.
386
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,713
But you feel you're above all of it.
387
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:49,135
Certainly above any
inconvenience or annoyance.
388
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,762
And if things don't go your way...
389
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:57,351
...instead of being merely disappointed
or inconvenienced, you blow.
390
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,026
My sister's...
391
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,738
She's taking anger management classes.
392
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,908
You know,
maybe she's on the right track.
393
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,286
Is this something you'd consider?
394
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,954
No.
395
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:23,169
Well, but I'll admit, it's not good for me,
all this fucking agitation.
396
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,796
Wears me out.
397
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,882
Fucking exhausted all the time.
398
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,258
Where did we start off?
399
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,719
I don't know.
400
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,013
Depression is rage turned inward.
401
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,809
Yeah, yeah.
402
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,228
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
403
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,234
This is nice.
404
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,572
For inner city kids like me,
this was important.
405
00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:54,617
Inner city? You lived by the
largest shopping mall in Jersey.
406
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:58,245
It's over now. She's sticking me
in that home in Florida...
407
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:01,957
...and that's the last I'll ever see of her.
- I'll be right down the road, Pop.
408
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,584
I got a beautiful condo.
409
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,962
Thinks she's gonna meet
some old, lonely widower.
410
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,262
Louise, it's time for dessert.
411
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,848
I'm getting it.
412
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,684
And do me a favor.
413
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:24,188
Be as polite as you are
when it's just the two of us.
414
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,949
We know where Chrissy buried the guy.
But with Uncle Johnny's...
415
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,201
...you gotta help us out.
416
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,079
Well...
417
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:42,831
...I'm not exactly sure...
418
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,583
...but there was two of them.
419
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,960
The Johnson brothers.
420
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,545
You don't remember where?
421
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,132
It was a long time ago.
422
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,928
TONY B: We can't excavate
the whole fucking place.
423
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,305
Because you know what
Tony's gonna say.
424
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,516
Let him come up here and dig then.
425
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,978
Please. He's a heart attack
waiting to happen.
426
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,729
That's no joke.
427
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,690
Our bodies are 86 percent water.
428
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,401
His last blood test,
he was 65 percent zeppole.
429
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,578
When he heard the term "pie in the sky,"
he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.
430
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,204
That's pretty good.
431
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:28,419
I learned in recovery that he's just
tamping down his feelings, T, by eating.
432
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:32,715
I should talk to him.
433
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,175
It's a shame, because he
used to be the funnest guy.
434
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,927
When was that?
435
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:43,434
He's got the world by the balls and acts
like everything's a big imposition.
436
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,438
Being at the top, he's isolated himself.
437
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,732
Yeah, it's just him and his money.
438
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,915
Hello.
439
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,755
- Who is this guy, anyway?
- My first.
440
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:15,382
Czechoslovakian guy.
441
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,135
This is the second time I'm moving him.
442
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,731
[GROANS]
443
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,987
- Come here, you little fuck.
- Guys, wait...
444
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,448
- Come here, you little fuck.
- It wasn't me...
445
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,078
Help! Please, don't kill me.
446
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,622
What the fuck are you running for?
447
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,084
The night of the 12th,
there was a ship from Italy...
448
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,378
...with these containers
of Vespa motor scooters.
449
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,838
I don't know anything
about any fucking Vespas!
450
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,508
We know they got here.
What happened to them?
451
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,636
I don't know. I wasn't here.
452
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,806
Well, apparently he says he wasn't here.
453
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,768
Who picked up...
454
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:12,231
...our motherfucking,
cocksucking Vespas?
455
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,609
In two seconds...
456
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,362
...this is going up your ass.
457
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,572
It was the guys from New York.
458
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,074
Phil Leotardo and them.
459
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,048
Listen...
460
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,634
...thanks for doing this.
461
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,721
- You didn't have to.
- Fuck that. You're my little cousin.
462
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,651
Think I can imagine what you
may be hearing about me.
463
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,028
And what happened in New York.
464
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:04,408
- All I can say is, there's no truth to it.
- I didn't think nothing.
465
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,120
As for Tony putting me in at the casino,
I knew people were gonna resent that.
466
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:12,249
But I went away for a long time.
Stood up for this family.
467
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,419
And you, or anybody,
can think what they like...
468
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,380
...but I feel I had a little coming to me.
Hey, absolutely.
469
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,008
I was telling Benny the other day.
He was complaining.
470
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,553
And what I said about Tony before?
You know I love him like a brother.
471
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,930
I love him too.
472
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,309
We saw the guy down the pier.
John has the Vespas.
473
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,855
And to think of how
supportive you were of him.
474
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,400
- The whole little Carmine fiasco.
- It's fucking payback.
475
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:24,279
Johnny has it in his head that my cousin
had something to do with Joey Peeps.
476
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:27,074
Johnny should be out looking
for the real killers...
477
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,535
...instead of spending
his time on that golf course.
478
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,833
A whole fucking shipment of cheese
coming in next month.
479
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,168
The imported provolone.
480
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:41,338
I guess we can kiss that
goodbye too now, right?
481
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,763
Motherfucker!
482
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,492
Carmela, hi. What are you doing here?
483
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,580
My son is a senior here now. We were
electing party chairs for senior night.
484
00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:17,082
Oh, right.
485
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,500
So how are you?
486
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,336
- Fine.
- You were pretty upset when you left...
487
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,005
...and I wanted to call.
488
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,883
I began to rue what happened,
and I was probably a little...
489
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,926
I'm going back with my husband.
490
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,137
Oh, well, that's good.
491
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,098
Well, all the best.
492
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:41,565
[BIRD AND INSECT NOISES]
493
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,992
You don't drink no more?
494
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,953
Clean and sober 14 months.
495
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,539
Yeah, your mother has that problem.
496
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,751
Good for you.
497
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,642
That's right.
498
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,477
What?
499
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,730
The Johnson brothers' bodies.
500
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,232
I know where they are.
501
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,404
Over by the fence
in the northwest corner...
502
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,865
...because that night
I noticed one of my pickers...
503
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,786
...had stuck a Swiss Colony bottle
upside down on one of the fence posts.
504
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,539
I was goddamn mad they
were drinking on the job, I'll tell you.
505
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,960
It's still there, the glass bottle.
506
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,212
- Are you fucking sure?
- Lunch!
507
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,466
- Look what I got for you.
- Thank you.
508
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,010
- Sandwich?
- Oh, very good.
509
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,721
- Here, Pop.
- Oh, thank you.
510
00:32:58,601 --> 00:32:59,893
- Beautiful.
- For you.
511
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,774
This is mail from
three fucking weeks ago.
512
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,568
The girl didn't even show up today.
513
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,487
Call the service and get somebody new.
514
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,198
Two classes, she's telling people
how to run their life.
515
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,535
Don't let it stop you from taking
your kids to the rink.
516
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,537
[DOG BARKS OUTSIDE]
517
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,215
You have every right to be mad at me...
518
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,591
...and I apologize.
519
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:36,805
I know it's bad for the family.
For... For business.
520
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,056
But I'm working on it.
521
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,937
Yeah, I know. Bobby told me.
522
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,986
- So how's that going?
- Anger management?
523
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,196
It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
524
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:57,534
It's such a relief to let go
of all that shit. And...
525
00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,203
...I never realized what
an angry person I was and...
526
00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:01,747
...how it fed itself.
527
00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,582
So they got you on tranquilizers?
528
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,792
No.
529
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,170
Basically...
530
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:11,048
...it's taking responsibility
for your anger...
531
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:14,885
...and, you know, learning to recognize
your feelings of anger...
532
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,180
...and that they're just feelings.
You don't have to act on them.
533
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,474
People want that
so they can walk all over you.
534
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:23,477
A lot of anger is self-importance.
535
00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:26,063
- Self-importance?
- Problems with authority.
536
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:30,400
Dr. Seepman locks
the door promptly at 7.
537
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,652
People wig out if they don't get in.
538
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,614
Start banging on the door.
It's a big lesson.
539
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,160
I was making everybody
in my life miserable.
540
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,538
Yelling and screaming or pouting
and feeling victimized...
541
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:47,876
...but I feel so much better now.
About everything.
542
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,838
It's like this great
sadness is beginning to lift.
543
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,341
- Sadness?
- Yeah.
544
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,180
Well, I'm happy for you.
545
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,140
Thank you.
546
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,519
I am.
547
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,739
[POLICE SIREN]
548
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,254
[LOUISE] Your bid, Chrissy.
549
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,549
You expecting someone?
550
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,803
There he is.
551
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:43,265
My God, I don't believe it.
552
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,184
Who's that, Anthony?
553
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,483
What's the matter? You all right?
554
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,403
God, you're big.
555
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,448
Look at those shoulders.
556
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,368
- Jan sends her love. And Bob too.
- Did you eat?
557
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,579
Louise, don't ask him. He's a guest.
558
00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,664
Just go get him a plate.
559
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,000
Sit down.
560
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,210
You look good.
561
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,670
Feel good.
562
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,423
So how we doing?
563
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,803
Took care of mine last night.
The Johnson brothers, we'll get tonight.
564
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,892
Uncle Pat was like Johnny Mnemonic.
Right, Uncle Pat?
565
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,311
We're playing pinochle. Take a hand.
566
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,447
- This is the life, huh?
- I'm with you.
567
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,449
Yeah, we were just saying that.
568
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,703
Here's to a job well done.
569
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,794
This place hasn't changed much, huh?
570
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,006
Met some pretty nice college
girls the other night, huh, Ton?
571
00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:42,884
She liked you. Miss Raven-Hair.
572
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,014
- Pat seems good, huh?
- Yeah.
573
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,600
Louise seems fat.
574
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,608
The human body is 86 percent water.
575
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:02,779
But Louise's last blood test,
she was 65 percent zeppole.
576
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,451
That's a good one.
577
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,497
I knew a guy. When he was
gonna eat Philly cheese steak...
578
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,834
...the mayor of Philly would have
to call out the National Guard.
579
00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:21,089
What the fuck's so funny about that?
580
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,466
Doesn't even make sense.
581
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,261
Well, he's drunk.
582
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,471
Him? No way.
583
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,598
He's in recovery.
584
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,602
Well, if you recover your
fucking balls, give us a call.
585
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,022
We might like to hang out.
586
00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:41,526
No, seriously, it's not funny.
He's... He's a 12-stepper. Right?
587
00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,362
Well, yeah. You know that. That's right.
588
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,659
Maybe he could take a couple of steps
out the door so we could have some fun.
589
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,623
Come on, don't get pissy now.
He's just having a joke. That's all.
590
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,794
Sobriety's hard enough work
without having to get mocked for it.
591
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,464
Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have
a fucking drink?
592
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:05,008
Because you're driving
everybody crazy with this shit.
593
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,677
The fucking higher power
yammering and the sweets...
594
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:11,598
...and the key lime pie and the... Jesus.
595
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:16,227
Order a fucking bull shot,
will you? Do me a favor.
596
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,988
I'm sorry. I...
597
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:30,158
- Didn't realize I was being a jerk off.
- No, no.
598
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,411
- No, no, no.
- Look, it's just, you know, come on.
599
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:38,041
Hey, you're doing the right thing.
600
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,834
You're doing the right thing.
601
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:51,221
Do you like his car? Schwarzenegger's.
Pretty fucking great, huh?
602
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,390
Oh, yeah, the Humvee, yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
603
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,183
Kind of steep, though.
604
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,061
You told me you didn't pay.
You gave the guy a hum job.
605
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,063
For the Humvee.
606
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,401
- Maybe he'd like to hum me.
- Who, a friend of Bill over here?
607
00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:08,154
- Fucking wits over here.
- Bill? I'll say.
608
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,865
That? That's not a bill, that's a beak.
609
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,992
You know...
610
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:17,330
...that was you he made that joke
about the zeppole content.
611
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:22,794
On the way home,
we can drop him off at Beakskill.
612
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,631
Well, if beaks could kill,
that one certainly would.
613
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,096
You know, I could have
called you Ichabod Crane.
614
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,390
But I didn't.
615
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,768
What the fuck's he talking about?
Ichabod Crane?
616
00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,020
Nothing.
617
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,653
Well, here's to the Johnson brothers...
618
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:51,781
...whoever the fuck they were.
619
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,659
- Johnson brothers.
- Johnson brothers.
620
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,714
Back pain? Is your pain...
621
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,425
carrying case and are ergonomically...
622
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,968
Port Newark in New Jersey...
623
00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:13,553
Ninety-five...
624
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,388
but one example.
625
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,558
Six million containers enter
U.S. ports every year...
626
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:23,563
...yet fewer than 2 percent of them are
opened and inspected by U.S. Customs.
627
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:27,150
It is physically impossible to check
every container without essentially...
628
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,569
...stopping global commerce.
629
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,363
But what keeps officials
from sleeping at night they say...
630
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,616
...is terrorists could
use shipping containers...
631
00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:38,161
...to smuggle in a weapon
of mass destruction.
632
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,747
It is within capabilities of
Islamic fundamentalists...
633
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,417
...to track a container with a
global positioning system...
634
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:48,379
...and detonate a nuclear
or biological weapon hidden inside.
635
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,049
- Son of a bitch.
- In fact a terrorist could even use...
636
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:55,595
...a shipping container
to smuggle himself into the country.
637
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,516
There he is.
638
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,394
What I saw on TV last night...
639
00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:07,774
...the ports are wide open.
Government's not doing shit.
640
00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:11,152
- Louise, where's my butter substitute?
- LOUISE: Right in front of you.
641
00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:13,404
You hear what I just said?
I knew it was bad...
642
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:15,823
...but do you realize there's
7 million containers?
643
00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:18,326
The news team put
radioactive shit in one of them.
644
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:21,496
- Wasn't even detected.
- Please, my ears.
645
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,582
Sit down. Sit. Come on.
646
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,751
I made eggs.
647
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,046
Could have been a goddamn A-bomb.
648
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:32,340
- LOUISE: You want coffee?
- TONY: Yeah.
649
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,803
Fucking terrible nightmares.
650
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,847
Yeah, it knocked the edge
right the hell off your appetite.
651
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,728
- What's the matter with you?
- No, it is some scary shit.
652
00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:47,855
Not my problem much longer.
653
00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:52,402
Speaking of scary shit, was that you
in the bathroom this morning?
654
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:57,448
Oh, yeah. I thought they already
dropped a biological weapon.
655
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,996
All right, I gotta go.
656
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,582
I thought we were gonna
do a little hunting.
657
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:09,085
- You hear the turkeys this morning?
- No, I gotta take off.
658
00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:12,130
Uncle Pat, take care of yourself.
659
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,215
Be careful of the alligators down there.
660
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,384
All right, tough guy.
661
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,157
[CLUB MUSIC PLAYS]
662
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:56,090
Hey, Ton. What'd you do?
Knock over a roadside stand?
663
00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:58,176
My uncle's farm.
664
00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:00,386
Less than a hundred miles from here.
665
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,263
It's like a whole different world.
666
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,684
The bullshit really falls away up there.
667
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,656
Hear about that shit with the ports?
668
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:23,993
I know customs agents are bad for us,
but anti-terrorism-wise, they do nothing.
669
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,371
What's it gonna take?
A fucking nuclear bomb?
670
00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:30,333
They caught one of these Al-Qaeda
cocksuckers trying to sneak in here.
671
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,169
- Thank God they got him.
- There's enough they don't catch.
672
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:35,963
You gotta realize the
administration's busy, though, too.
673
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:39,008
Handing out non-competitive
building contracts to their friends.
674
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:42,428
Hell, we can all understand that.
675
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,808
We're fucking sitting ducks here.
The only thing between our homes...
676
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,976
...and Port Newark is a chainlink fence.
677
00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:51,896
There's a nuclear bomb in a
container and we're fucking dead.
678
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,524
That's why you gotta live for today.
679
00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:00,488
- What'd you say?
- That's why you gotta live for today.
680
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,199
Talking about annihilation,
you stupid fuck!
681
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:06,077
Your kids! My kids!
Burning into cinders!
682
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,204
I can't even think about it.
683
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,790
You stupid...
684
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,378
Can't even fucking think about it.
685
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,505
Think about it now.
686
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,174
Thinking about it now?
687
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,552
- Right now?
- Hey, Tony.
688
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,346
Yeah, yeah, take it easy.
Take it easy. Take a walk.
689
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,389
[GROANS]
690
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,849
- Get some air.
- Take it easy.
691
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,726
- Take a walk outside.
- Take it easy.
692
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,728
All right, everybody.
693
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,899
- Take it easy. Take it easy.
- Come on.
694
00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,528
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
695
00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:53,332
- I wake you up?
- Yeah.
696
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,295
I just come from the hospital.
You said you wanted to know.
697
00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,505
Oh, how's he doing?
698
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,051
- Hey.
- Hey.
699
00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:06,929
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
700
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:09,807
Doctor has a peel at 1.
701
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:13,186
- Hi.
- How you doing, hon?
702
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:15,313
- Call me?
- Yeah.
703
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,983
Bye.
704
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,528
- See you later.
- That the dermatology nurse?
705
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,363
- Yeah.
- Nice looking.
706
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,866
Well, they get the best
skin treatments half-price.
707
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:35,917
So, what'd they say?
He's gonna be okay, the kid?
708
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,169
He's big, strapping. He'll be all right.
709
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:42,048
But he's got some hearing loss in one
ear. Looks like it could be permanent.
710
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:45,009
Skip, the poor fuck knows
he should keep his mouth shut.
711
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,974
Go over there.
712
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,936
You make sure he gets the best.
713
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,779
Thing is, Ton, he's quitting the Bing.
714
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:09,033
And he told Sil, "And I'd appreciate
it if Tony don't come visit me."
715
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,035
He don't wanna see you.
716
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,996
I told him, watch his mouth.
717
00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:18,960
These things happen, T.
That's why I don't like to talk politics.
718
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,808
- You did?
- Please, I couldn't believe it myself.
719
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:37,019
- Well, are you going back with Tony?
- No.
720
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,981
- Then why'd you say it?
- I don't know, it just came out.
721
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,858
Asshole. He was gonna call me.
722
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,193
- Did he?
- Jerk.
723
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,405
Come in.
724
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,951
Hi.
725
00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,995
Uncle Pat.
726
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,206
- Where's A.J?
- He's not coming.
727
00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:59,959
You lose them to their friends
for a bit but he'll be back.
728
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,711
- Hi, Uncle Ton.
- Hey.
729
00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:07,925
Soph?
730
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,932
- Before dinner?
- Half?
731
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:23,357
- Thank you.
- Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice.
732
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,568
- Hey, Tony.
- Hey.
733
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,403
- I thought I heard your voice.
- Hello?
734
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,988
- Good game on later.
- Yeah?
735
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,240
I think we're on the "Do not call" list.
736
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:33,075
No, no, we're happy with our service.
737
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:36,579
Are those telemarketers?
Just hang up. Hang up!
738
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,541
We're just sitting down to dinner.
Okay. Please don't call again.
739
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,586
Thank you, thank you.
740
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,716
Bobby, Soph, come on.
741
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,768
It's a G5. It's got a 64-bit architecture.
742
00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,978
They speak a different
language with computers.
743
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,440
I saw a show on computers,
how the prices have dropped so low...
744
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:07,902
...that you can buy one for $500
at Costco, that's more powerful...
745
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,447
...than the one that they used
to put the astronauts on the moon.
746
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,783
Good eggplant, Jan.
747
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,328
Yeah, delicious.
748
00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,254
Wonder where Harpo's eating
his Sunday dinner?
749
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,133
What?
750
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,597
- Just wondering what Harpo's up to.
- Who's Harpo?
751
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,683
That's Hal, Janice's son.
752
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,102
- You have a son?
- You didn't tell us that.
753
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:53,823
You know that song,
"Harpo's Song" by Phoebe Snow?
754
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,118
Because that's the song
you named Harpo after, right?
755
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,955
He's half French-Canadian, Harpo.
756
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,083
All right, Tony,
make fun of a boy because of his name.
757
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,677
I wonder what's French-Canadian for
"I grew up without a mother"?
758
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,603
Sacre bleu,
where is me mama?
759
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:28,024
Son of a bitch.
You fucking son of a bitch!
760
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,608
- Come on!
- Daddy!
761
00:50:31,486 --> 00:50:33,404
- Daddy!
- You miserable fuck!
762
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,073
I don't got a right to ask?
I'm the boy's uncle.
763
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,992
Easy, sweetie, easy.
764
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,456
Easy, sweetie, easy.
765
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,082
Hate him. I hate him...
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