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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,123 Together again 2 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,877 Gee, it's good to be together again 3 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:13,841 I just can't imagine That you've ever been gone 4 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:18,012 It's not starting over It's just going on 5 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,097 Together again 6 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:25,645 Now we're here And there's no need remembering when 7 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:30,399 'Cause no feeling feels Like that feeling 8 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:39,826 Together again 9 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,495 Gee, it's good to be together again 10 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,916 I just can't imagine That you've ever been gone 11 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,877 It's not starting over It's just going on 12 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,879 - Together again - Again 13 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,132 Now we're here And there's no need remembering when 14 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,178 'Cause no feeling feels Like that feeling 15 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:04,267 Together a... 16 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:12,191 Together again 17 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,117 Thank you. 18 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,593 - They like it. - They love it. 19 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,763 They're still applauding. Kermie, you have to go out and take a bow. 20 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,225 Kermit! Kermit! Kermit! 21 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,060 Go. 22 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:52,815 Yeah. 23 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,734 Thank you. Thank you. 24 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,153 Thank you. 25 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:01,616 Thank you. I really don't know what to say, except we're really glad... 26 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,827 ...you liked Manhattan Melodies. We all worked hard... 27 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,580 ...to make it the best Senior Variety Show ever. 28 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:12,126 Hey, Kermit. Next time we'll see you on Broadway. 29 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,087 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 30 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,632 That's a great idea. 31 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,509 Why don't we take Manhattan Melodies to New York. 32 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,719 - What? - Yeah. 33 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,388 Broadway is dying to get a great musical like this. 34 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,223 Broadway? 35 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,185 Thanks, everybody, for having so much faith in us. 36 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:33,230 It's not often that a frog and a bear and a pig and a chicken... 37 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,943 ...and a whatever even get accepted into college. 38 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,487 We're all so proud to be graduating now. 39 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,614 Some with honors... 40 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,701 Woman! Woman! Woman! 41 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,038 Woman! 42 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:54,377 And some with the help of daily psychological counseling. 43 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,673 Anyway, thank you again. 44 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,550 Thank you for everything, guys. Thank you. Yeah. 45 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,469 Back at you. Thank you. 46 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,682 - Broadway? - Yes, yes, yes. 47 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,810 But this show's not good enough for Broadway. 48 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,772 And the script needs a lot of work. I still think something's missing. 49 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,024 No. No, no, it's fine, Kermie. Really. 50 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:21,237 Remember you said we could not get married until we had enough money? 51 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,405 Yeah. 52 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,574 Well, we'd have enough if we had a hit on Broadway. 53 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,660 - Yeah. Right. - Yeah. 54 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,287 - Broadway of what city? - Gonzo. 55 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,164 What did I say? What did I say? 56 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:36,335 Well, even if the show was good enough, we're all just graduating. 57 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,295 What about our future plans? 58 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,090 - Well, this could be our future. - Yeah, yeah. 59 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,634 - That's right. - And if we don't do it... 60 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,429 ...then we just say goodbye to each other. 61 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:50,433 Broadway! Broadway, Broadway! 62 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:54,603 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go to Broadway. 63 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,440 - Yeah! - Broadway! 64 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,695 New York. 65 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,196 Look at everything. 66 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,700 Well, we made it, guys. We're really here. 67 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,369 What a great-looking place. 68 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,080 And it's filled with New Yorkers. Look at them. 69 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,126 Isn't this great? 70 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:21,047 Well, we better dump our stuff and find a place to stay. 71 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:31,057 - Scooter, break out the quarters. - Yes, sir. 72 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,979 Stop that. You're getting the walls messed up. 73 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,898 - What do you think, guys? - What? 74 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,357 How do you like it? 75 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,152 Much better than that cement mixer I lived in. 76 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,155 I'll trade with anyone that has a Jacuzzi. 77 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,909 Come on, it's just for one day. We'll all be on Broadway tomorrow. 78 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,118 Yeah. 79 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,216 - We'd like to see Mr. Price. - Do you have an appointment? 80 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:09,178 No. But we've got this great show called Manhattan Melodies... 81 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,347 ...that he'll wanna produce on Broadway. 82 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,016 It's about kids that come to New York to marry... 83 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,478 ...and has a wonderful opening number. It goes like this. Hit it. 84 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,980 Hold it. Hold it. 85 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,608 What's going on out there? 86 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,611 Just a frog with a musical, Mr. Price. 87 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,865 - A musical? Send him in. - Okay, guys, let's go on in. 88 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,452 Net, I'm talking net. 89 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,913 You gotta be kidding with gross. 90 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,706 Nice upholstery. 91 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,709 Hold it a minute. I'll get back to you. 92 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:45,506 Mr. Price, I'm Kermit, and these are my friends. We've got a show... 93 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,967 ...that you'll wanna produce on Broadway. 94 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,719 It's about kids that come to New York to marry... 95 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,848 ...and it opens with a great number. It goes like this: 96 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,392 Look at me, here I am 97 00:07:56,643 --> 00:08:00,729 Frog, frog. No singing, okay? Just give me the general idea. 98 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:04,233 - It's all about life in the big city. - In the big city, huh? 99 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,278 With cops, shootings, car chases, that kind of thing? 100 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,365 Well, no. No shooting stuff. It's more like songs and dances. 101 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,118 - Songs and dances? - Yeah. 102 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,996 That might be interesting. 103 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,999 Nobody cares about shootings anyway. 104 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,002 Are you thinking big-name stars? 105 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,087 Actually, we're gonna be the stars. 106 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,592 That's exactly what I was about to say. You be the stars. 107 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,177 Unknowns. 108 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,554 Songs, dances, shootings. 109 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,599 No. No shootings. 110 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,018 You know what? 111 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,978 I smell something. 112 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,692 - Why does everyone always blame dogs? - No, no. What I smell is a hit. 113 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,152 - A what? - A hit. 114 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,737 You mean...? 115 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,030 Absolutely. 116 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:55,034 I'd be proud to produce your show. Fellas, you're gonna be on Broadway. 117 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,580 Hey, Kermit, we did it. We did it. We did it. 118 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,959 Thanks a lot, Mr. Price. But I'd like you to read the script. 119 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,128 There's still something missing... 120 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,173 Don't worry. We fix those things in the previews. 121 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,718 I've gotta call the papers, rent a theater... 122 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,637 ...and I need $300 from you. 123 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,556 Three hundred dollars? 124 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,350 Yeah. Apiece. 125 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,227 Apiece? 126 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,603 Today. Yeah. 127 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:24,980 What? 128 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,362 Fellas, that's standard Broadway procedure. 129 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,989 You give me money, we start rehearsals tomorrow. 130 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,534 - But we don't have... - Kermie, I don't think that's right. 131 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,328 Yeah. Now I smell something. 132 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,830 - Fellas... - Mr. Price? 133 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,793 There are two police officers outside. They'd like to speak to you. 134 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,048 That's him. That's Murray Plotsky. 135 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,342 I gave him my life savings. 136 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,678 Murray? I thought his name was Martin. 137 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,722 Let's go, Murray. You've pulled your last con job. 138 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,726 Guys, I don't want any trouble. 139 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,438 Get back. Get back or the chicken gets it. 140 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,358 - That's a threat? - Don't hurt her. Take me. 141 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,485 Whatever you say, pal. 142 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,656 Get away from that door. Move! 143 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,367 Let go of my nose. 144 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,077 Watch it. 145 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,371 You too. 146 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,706 Bad man. 147 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,292 Easy. 148 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,129 Bad man. 149 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:42,683 Bad man! 150 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,444 Bad man! Bad man! 151 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,199 Get that chicken off my ear! 152 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,952 Chicken... Chicken on my ear! 153 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,580 Bad man! 154 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,416 Get off! 155 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,130 Get him off my ear! 156 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:18,761 - Bad man. Bad man. - Way to go, everybody. 157 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,096 - Where were you when I needed you? - Murray. 158 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,265 Animals! You're crazy, all of you! 159 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,893 And I want my money back. 160 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,271 Gonzo, are you okay? 161 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:34,651 I just saw my whole life flash before my nose. 162 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,028 Camilla. 163 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:40,407 She's hyperventilating. She needs mouth-to-beak resuscitation. 164 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,703 Kermit, he never wanted our show. He just wanted our money. 165 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,331 Gonzo, is Camilla all right? 166 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,375 Yeah, but I think we're engaged. 167 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,252 Come on, we're gonna get this show on Broadway. 168 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,880 - Come on, yeah. Let's go, guys. - Let's go. 169 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:16,819 You can't take no for an answer 170 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,153 No, no, no 171 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,578 Whenever there's a dream Worth a-dreamin' 172 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,623 And you wanna see That dream come true 173 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,335 There'll be plenty people talkin' Say forget all about it 174 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,546 Say it isn't worth the trouble 175 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,465 All the trouble That you're goin' through 176 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,217 What can you do? 177 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:49,685 You can't take no for an answer 178 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,270 No, no, no 179 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,028 What you gonna do When the times get tough 180 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,906 And the world's treating you unkind? 181 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,535 You've gotta hang onto Your optimistic outlook 182 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:10,372 And keep possession Of your positive state of mind 183 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:22,634 You can't take no for an answer 184 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:34,646 No, no, no 185 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,625 This is turning out to be a little tougher than I thought. 186 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:59,213 Kermit, I'm not good at this. I don't take rejection well. 187 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:03,592 Maybe we'd sell the show with more special effects, like exploding socks. 188 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,596 - Oh, Gonzo. Like, that's a lame idea. - Oh, yeah? 189 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,516 - Stop yelling at her. - He wasn't yelling. 190 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,185 - Yes, I was. - Gonzo, don't make trouble. 191 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,855 Fight! Fight! Fight! 192 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,901 - Kermit, should we change the script? - Yeah, what should we do? 193 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,195 I don't know. 194 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,696 How should I know? 195 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,283 Why are you always asking me? Can't you take care of yourselves? 196 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,703 I don't know what to do next. We failed, okay? 197 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,456 We tried and we failed. 198 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,209 Scooter, how much money do we have left? 199 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,087 Enough for two nights, unless we find cheaper lockers. 200 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,840 Well, we have to eat. 201 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,803 - Why start now? - Gonzo. 202 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,557 Gangway. Coming through. 203 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,850 Hey, watch it, will you? 204 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,562 Hey, that waiter's a rat. 205 00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:01,191 I'm glad we got no money. Now I ain't got no appetite. 206 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,779 One cheeseburger platter. What do you want to drink? 207 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,156 - A glass of milk. - Right. 208 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,285 I would like some meat in here. 209 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,496 Picky, picky. Hey, Pete. Where's the beef? 210 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,457 It's coming. It's coming. Got two hands only. 211 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,337 What'll you have? 212 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,132 The number for the Board of Health. 213 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,341 That does it! 214 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,636 Another rat crack, right? Well, I got feelings too. 215 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,431 Do you think I'm doing this as a hobby? Do you? 216 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,725 You wanna know what I make around here? 217 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,393 Nothing. Nothing. 218 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,395 I live on tips. 219 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,855 I work hard. 220 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:44,735 I try to get tips to feed my family and my mother. 221 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,279 It just isn't fair. 222 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,659 We understand. We don't have any money either. 223 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,579 Sorry. Not my table. 224 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,956 What a rat. 225 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,627 I'll get us something to eat. 226 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,171 Is patty coming. Is cow juice coming. 227 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,214 Rizzo, where's Jenny? 228 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,508 May I see a menu, please? 229 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,054 Is special today: Yankee bean soup... 230 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,722 ...with spoon. 231 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,767 Sorry I'm late, Pop. 232 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,310 Hi, Fran. How are you? 233 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,021 It went longer than I thought. 234 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,940 But you will be so proud of me. I did great. 235 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:28,737 And it was all essay questions. No sweat. I know I passed. 236 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,822 Oh, Jenny, that's very good. 237 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,908 Is cow juice and patty for lady. 238 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,242 Rizzo, I'm back. 239 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,245 It's about time. I can't handle everybody. 240 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,998 You can take the weirdos at table four. 241 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,210 Which one do you think is table four? 242 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,881 I wonder if Kermie really meant it. I mean, about failing. 243 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,842 Those producers looked at us like we were from outer space. 244 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,552 What? 245 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,598 No, man, go back to sleep. Nobody's landed. 246 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,976 - We'll take 11 bowls, please. - Okey-dokey. 247 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,854 But there's just one thing. 248 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,733 We've got this great show that's gonna be a big hit on Broadway. 249 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,653 But... Well... 250 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,739 Well, right now, we're all broke. 251 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,450 You mean, you don't have any money at all? 252 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,369 Well, not really. No. 253 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,455 But we'd work it off. We promise. 254 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,749 - Waitress. - Coming. 255 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,418 Hey. 256 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,712 I tell you what is. 257 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,672 Big city. 258 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,299 Live, work, huh? 259 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,678 But, not city open. 260 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,471 Only peoples. 261 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,390 Peoples is peoples. 262 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,308 No is buildings. 263 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,394 Is tomatoes, huh? 264 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,812 Is peoples... 265 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,190 ...is dancing, is music, is potatoes. 266 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:53,238 So peoples is peoples, okay? 267 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,408 Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,453 Thanks. That helped a lot. 269 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,543 Where you going? 270 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,756 - Well, I... I was... - Aren't you gonna wait for your soup? 271 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:15,969 - But I told you, we don't have... - Yeah, I know, but I know my pop. 272 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:20,098 When he started out in this city, he didn't have anything either. 273 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,643 I bet he's back there getting soup bowls for everybody. 274 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,604 Really? With soup in them? 275 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,192 I gotta get back to work. I had a test today, so I came in late. 276 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,236 Yeah, I heard you passed the test. 277 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:38,700 I hope I passed. It's for acceptance into a fashion-design college. 278 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,412 Oh, yeah? Well, you know, we just graduated from college. 279 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,748 - Really? - Yeah. 280 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,041 My name's Jenny. 281 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,876 Hi, I'm Kermit. 282 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,086 Hi, Kermit. Nice to meet you. 283 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,922 I'm a frog. 284 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,637 No, no. 285 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:03,391 Listen, all I'm saying is maybe it's time we went out on our own. 286 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,437 You mean, out on our own alone? Without even each other even? 287 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,690 The frog's right. We do depend on him too much. 288 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,735 Yeah. He feels too responsible for us. 289 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,446 Man, he'd be better off if we left town. 290 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,990 I can't leave Kermit. We're still pinned. 291 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,914 I'm sorry I blew up outside. 292 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,918 But guess what? Pete's cooking up some soup for us. 293 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,050 Well, what's wrong? 294 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,135 It's just... 295 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,264 We've had some job offers. Right? 296 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,474 Yeah, yeah, right. Job offers. 297 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:45,934 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 298 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,811 Well, that's great. 299 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,397 Well, these job offers are... 300 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,068 - They're kind of out-of-town. Right? - Yeah. Yeah. 301 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,823 - What job did I get? - Gonzo. 302 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,285 Piggy, are you going too? 303 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,203 Well, Kermie, I... 304 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,502 We go bye-bye? 305 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,673 Kermit, we'll all write to you and let you know where we are. 306 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,176 Yeah, and Kermit, we still believe in the show. 307 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,020 Aboard. 308 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:42,240 Saying goodbye Going away 309 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:47,913 Seems like goodbye's Such a hard thing to say 310 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:53,168 Touching a hand Wondering why 311 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:58,381 It's time for saying goodbye 312 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,054 Goodbye, Kermie. 313 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,722 Piggy. 314 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,432 Bye. 315 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,309 Goodbye. 316 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:26,326 Saying goodbye Why is it sad? 317 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:31,790 Makes us remember The good times we've had 318 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:37,379 Much more to say Foolish to try 319 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,925 It's time for saying goodbye 320 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:51,184 Don't want to leave But we both know 321 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:55,105 Sometimes it's better to go 322 00:21:57,191 --> 00:22:02,320 Somehow I know We'll meet again 323 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:07,742 Not sure quite where And I don't know just when 324 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,289 You're in my heart So until then 325 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:18,086 It's time for saying goodbye 326 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:35,186 Somehow I know We'll meet again 327 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:40,984 Not sure quite where And I don't know just when 328 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:46,448 You're in my heart So until then 329 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,451 Wanna smile 330 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,911 Wanna cry 331 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:56,332 Saying goodbye 332 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:04,090 It's time for saying goodbye 333 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,786 Look at all those people out there. 334 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,040 Lots of people. 335 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,585 But my friends... 336 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,713 ...my friends are all gone. 337 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,761 Well, I'm gonna get them back. 338 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,306 I'm gonna get them back. 339 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:39,602 Because the show's not dead as long as I believe in it. 340 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,230 And I'm gonna sell that show. 341 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,899 And we're all gonna be on Broadway. 342 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,610 You hear me, New York? 343 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,529 We're gonna be on Broadway. 344 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,615 Because I'm not giving up. 345 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:56,244 I'm still here and I'm staying. You hear that, New York? 346 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,872 I'm staying here! 347 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,374 The frog is staying! 348 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,967 - Hi, Jenny. - Kermit. Hi. 349 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:14,137 Rizzo, is bagel with schmeer and hominy grit ready. 350 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:18,474 Excuse me? Do you have some work here I could help you out with? 351 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:22,061 - Rizzo, is ready. - Part-time, so I can work on my show. 352 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,314 What is that stuff supposed to be? 353 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,025 Is grits. Grits. Hominy grits. 354 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,570 How should I know how many? Count them yourself. 355 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:31,779 What? 356 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,157 - Listen, Pete. - Wait, wait. Hey. 357 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,366 What is? 358 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,077 This whole morning like this. You complain. 359 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:41,331 You slow. You no take orders. You lazy rat, you. 360 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:45,293 Lazy rat? Okay, have it your way. See if I care. 361 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,713 I don't have to take this abuse. I quit. 362 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,675 Quit? You no can quit. Is breakfast crowd. 363 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:56,221 All right, don't beg. I'll stay. But I need some help. 364 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,514 Okay, guys, this is it. Don't blow it. 365 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:02,685 Pete, meet your new employees. Say hello to Tatooey. 366 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,230 - Masterson. - Hello. 367 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:08,316 - Chester. - Oh, I feel terrible. 368 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,151 And Yolanda. 369 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,612 What a crazy body. 370 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,950 Yeah. Pete, about that job. See, I was wondering... 371 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,994 Wait, wait, wait. Is no good. 372 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:23,998 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins? 373 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,084 You have any jobs available? 374 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,710 No! 375 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,505 Well, excuse us for living. 376 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,634 Pop, everybody's waiting for food. 377 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,469 Listen, I can work nights. 378 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:40,014 Come on, Pete, give these guys a break, all right? 379 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,850 Gosh sake, I go crazy! 380 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:46,187 Okay. Okay, rats, you go to work. 381 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,147 Wait, wait, wait. 382 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,775 Listen. I tell you what is. 383 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,862 Is no work, is dancing... 384 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,573 ...is cheese, is big shoes. 385 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,367 Okay? 386 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,703 Waitress! 387 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,997 All right, rats, you go to work. 388 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,333 So, like, you got a boyfriend, or what? 389 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,503 There's nothing else? I'll do anything. I'll sweep... 390 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,089 Pop, we could always use help in the kitchen. 391 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,841 These dishes need washing. 392 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,177 Oh, thanks, Pete. That's terrific. Oh, boy. 393 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,558 - Thanks a lot, Jenny. - Hey, no sweat. 394 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,685 So where are all your friends? 395 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,979 They had to leave. 396 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,981 Even your pig friend? 397 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,191 Yes, but I'm bringing her back. 398 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:35,278 I wrote the show, so when I sell it, I can bring them back. 399 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,406 I'm staying, and I'm getting our show on Broadway. 400 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,366 I really admire that. 401 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:43,119 I'm gonna do something special too, you know. 402 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,079 I mean, in fashion. 403 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,875 You know, maybe your fashion designing can help me now. 404 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,376 What do you mean? 405 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:55,089 I did some reading about Broadway producers and investors and agents... 406 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,842 ...and I know what I have to do to sell our show. 407 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:01,012 I can use your help, because I have a three-part plan. 408 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,222 And the first part is... 409 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:06,351 ...if you can't beat them, join them. 410 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,632 Hi, sweetheart. I just flew in from the Coast. 411 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,926 I love your hair. Don't ever touch it. 412 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:44,138 I got an appointment with, what's his name, your top theater agent. 413 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,933 - Leonard Winesop? - Yeah, Lennie. Lennie, right. 414 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,976 What office is he in again, doll? 415 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,771 He's in suite 1024, but I'll call and see... 416 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,982 No, that's okay, sweetheart. No need for that... 417 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:58,444 ...because Lennie and I go way back. I'm talking way back. 418 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,364 Thanks, honey. You're too much. Far out. Right on. 419 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,287 Mr. Winesop? 420 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,789 Yeah. 421 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,249 A frog? 422 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,292 With an Afro? 423 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,254 Hi, Lennie. I just flew in from the Coast. 424 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,548 I love your office. Don't change a thing. 425 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,676 My private plane's double-parked, so I gotta run. 426 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,930 But I got this boffo, socko script for Broadway called Manhattan Melodies. 427 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,809 It's totally today, yet tremendously timeless. You get first look-see. 428 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,477 Have I ever lied to you? 429 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:35,523 I hear my beeper. I gotta split. Have your people call my people. 430 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,525 We'll take a meeting, all right? 431 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,653 And remember, boffo, Lennie. Socko, Lennie. Okay? 432 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,780 We'll have lunch. Ciao. 433 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,346 Jenny. 434 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,807 - Kermit. Hi. - Hi, Jenny. 435 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,726 Come here. Have a seat. 436 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:15,021 Were you a hit? They loved it, right? How'd the costume work? 437 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,191 The costume was great, but it's hard to tell how it went. 438 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,486 They're probably reading the script right now. 439 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,167 Hey, baby. 440 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,835 Baby. 441 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,379 Where you going, sweetheart? 442 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,924 Hello? 443 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,344 I said hello. 444 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:52,141 For the next part of my plan, I have to look older. I'll grow a mustache. 445 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,061 You'd look cute with a mustache. 446 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,354 You think so? 447 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,272 Piggy said that to me once too. 448 00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,483 She's hot. Hot mama. 449 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,236 - Hot stuff. - Hey, baby. 450 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:07,365 - Looking good. - Purple and pretty. Pretty and purple. 451 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:09,158 Hey, baby. 452 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,410 Sweet thing. Sweet thing. 453 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,663 She must be really talented. 454 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,915 Oh, I think you're talented too. 455 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,124 You mean it? 456 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:21,546 Of course. I know you're gonna be a famous fashion designer someday. 457 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:25,258 Oh, Kermit, thank you for saying that. 458 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,385 Come on, baby, don't be rude. 459 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,303 Look here, now. Look here. 460 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,318 What was that? 461 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:48,990 It's just New York. 462 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,157 Yeah. 463 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,209 I'm sorry I'm late, Mr. Wrightson. 464 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,007 I would suggest that it is neither prudent nor wise... 465 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:10,386 ...to be a half-hour late from lunch, especially on your first day. 466 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,555 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 467 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,140 Eileen, sorry I'm late. 468 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,019 It's okay. Everything's been going wrong lately. 469 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:22,231 Get your new French perfume here, Quelle Différence. 470 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,567 Is something wrong? Can we talk? 471 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,612 - No. No, I'll be fine. I'll be just bien. - Sorry. 472 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:31,616 Get your Quelle Différence. It's French. It's feminine. 473 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,952 It'll help you grab one of those rotten, stinking men. 474 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,663 - Quelle Différence... - Piggy, please. 475 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:41,208 You were fine this morning. Did something happen at lunch? 476 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,294 My frog turned on me. 477 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,422 Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself. 478 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,716 I'm gonna fight for him though. 479 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,302 Eileen, do you think I'm pretty? 480 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,555 Of course you are. You're more than pretty. 481 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,390 Gorgeous? 482 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,934 Don't push it, Pig. 483 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,731 You're more than gorgeous, Piggy. You're unique. 484 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,485 But you know, you could use a little rouge. 485 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:09,779 Have a seat. 486 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,948 - What are you gonna do? - We'll fix you up. 487 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,826 - We'll make you look like a movie star. - Oh, yes. 488 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,745 Cheekbones. That's what you need. 489 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:22,041 Your face is round, no offense. I'll give you a complete makeup job. 490 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,377 When you walked in, I said, "She needs rouge." 491 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,754 Turn your face. Did you ever wear rouge? 492 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:29,256 - Yes. - Now you're gonna really wear rouge. 493 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,675 Kermit won't care. 494 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:33,344 Kermit, schmermit. Look at that. You look great. 495 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,888 It brings out your eyes. Know what you need? 496 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,349 - Eyebrows. - Pigs don't have eyebrows. 497 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,017 Well, this pig is going to. 498 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,103 And so is this. 499 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,605 I'm giving you big eye... 500 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,149 I think I overdid it. Take a look. 501 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,402 - You have it too. - I have them too. 502 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:52,154 - Do some more. - I'll give you doe eyes. 503 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,448 - What are doe eyes? - Bambi eyes. 504 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,659 - Let me see. - Doe eyes. 505 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,037 - Do some more. - Freckles. You need freckles for cutesy. 506 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,998 - Freckles. - Cutesy, cutesy, cutesy. 507 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,042 And I'll be cutesy with you. 508 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:06,752 You got it too. 509 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:10,172 You know what? Why don't you wear lipstick? 510 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,216 Pucker. Pucker. 511 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,594 This is just... You look fabulous. Look at you. 512 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:19,140 A little more on the cheeks. And a little more on my cheeks. 513 00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,685 Powder puff for you. 514 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:25,479 And a powder puff for me. 515 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,484 Quelle Différence. The newest perfume... 516 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,070 You are fired. 517 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,412 What happened to those rats you had here? 518 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:45,124 A customer complained. They no like rats for waiters. 519 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,209 But is okay. I make them cook. 520 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:49,295 Hey, Pete. Here you go. 521 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:54,216 Two zeros on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arcs. 522 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,767 Yeah. 523 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,649 Oh, yeah. 524 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,838 Hey, how's the coffee? 525 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,886 The coffee's fine. Come on in. 526 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,239 I said... 527 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:15,422 Kermit, when are you gonna start growing your mustache? 528 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,926 I stopped shaving three days ago. Didn't you notice? 529 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:23,138 Well... 530 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,685 Well, it's subtle. 531 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,605 I bet we could help it along with a little makeup. 532 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:34,316 Good, because I'm ready for the second part of my plan. 533 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:35,526 Hey, frog. 534 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,236 Mail come. Got mail for you. 535 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,031 Must be from the gang. 536 00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,827 Now, Yolanda, chopping is an art. 537 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,453 You gotta be... 538 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,706 ...smooth. 539 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,127 Oh, hey, it's from Scooter. 540 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,838 "Dear Kermit: How are you? 541 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,798 Have you sold the show yet?" 542 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,633 Have you heard from the gang? 543 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,344 I'm in Cleveland, and I have a terrific job. 544 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,055 I'm managing a huge movie house here. 545 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:09,310 Well, maybe not managing, but I do have a lot of responsibilities. 546 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,521 - Here are your glasses. To the left. - Hurry up, Mom. 547 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:13,981 Thank you. 548 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,692 And I'm meeting some interesting people. 549 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,777 The popping corn is... 550 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,070 ...3D. 551 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:23,991 The corn is popping in your face, and it's 3D. 552 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,370 But, Chef, that's not how 3D works. Oh, never mind. 553 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,456 Here's your ticket. 554 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,709 Thanks. But, sir, your 3D glasses. 555 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,878 Sir, your glasses. 556 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,888 Sir, don't you want your 3D glasses? 557 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:49,683 Oh, I don't need them. I've seen this movie 97 times. 558 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:53,854 My name is Lew Zealand. I'm a boomerang fish-thrower. 559 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:58,317 I throw the fish away, and they come back to me. 560 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,486 Oh, here's my favorite part. 561 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,988 The fish are coming from the game room. 562 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:06,492 Oh, no. The killer fish are attacking. 563 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,286 Go get them, guys. 564 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:25,427 So life is great here in Ohio. 565 00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:27,596 Love, Scooter. 566 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,682 Here's one from Fozzie. 567 00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,184 "Dear Kermit: 568 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,771 - But seriously..." - But seriously, I'm in Maine. 569 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,357 My job didn't turn out too terrific... 570 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:41,151 ...so I decided to hibernate. 571 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:45,239 Back to nature. I love it out here in the woods. 572 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:48,659 It's where a bear should be. 573 00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:58,877 How do they do it? 574 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,465 I've been trying to sleep for days. 575 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:07,428 Anybody got some warm milk? 576 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,930 Oh, brother. 577 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,433 Hello. 578 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,479 I didn't know this cave was coed. 579 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,356 My name's Beth. 580 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,817 Hi, I'm Fozzie. 581 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,944 I can't sleep either. 582 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,405 Maybe if we snuggle... 583 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,203 Kermit. 584 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,125 Here's one more. It's from Dr. Teeth. 585 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,836 "Dear Kermit: How's the man? 586 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:44,173 We got this great gig here outside of Pittsburgh. 587 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,347 I tell you, frog... 588 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,183 ...the band's wailing... 589 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,101 ...the music's cooking. 590 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:59,188 The crowd here is also wailing and cooking. 591 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,857 Yeah, we're in hip city here." 592 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,496 They're all doing pretty well. 593 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,914 Yeah, they are. 594 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:20,709 But, you know, there are no letters from Gonzo or Rowlf... 595 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,044 ...or Piggy. 596 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:24,463 Oh, I'm sure they've written. 597 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:27,174 Sometimes it just takes a while. 598 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:31,220 Yeah, sure. Piggy's probably busy with some kind of terrific job. 599 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:32,971 Yeah. 600 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,891 I guess they're all out there doing terrific. 601 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,312 If I could sell the show, everyone could come back... 602 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:43,398 ...and we could do it together, like in the old days. 603 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,484 You'll do it, Kermit. 604 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,778 Well, thanks, Jenny. 605 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,831 That's been happening a lot lately. 606 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,040 I know. 607 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,959 It's New York. 608 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,337 I'm ready for the second part of my plan. 609 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,549 I'm gonna need your help, and the other rats too. 610 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,426 I think we could be making some overtime here. 611 00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:14,596 - I need you to draw a picture of me. - Sure. 612 00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:16,348 Okay, what's the scoop? 613 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:19,476 Have you ever heard of a whispering campaign? 614 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,416 - Good afternoon. - Kermit the Frog. 615 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:45,961 My reservation secretary made... 616 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,755 ...a reservation for me. 617 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,883 Gesundheit. 618 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,759 This way, please. 619 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:56,805 Afternoon, all. 620 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,810 Don't get up. Keep eating. 621 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,067 May I take your coat? 622 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:10,986 No. That is... 623 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,947 ...no, thank you very much, indeed. 624 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,878 That's the closest I wanna be to a frog. 625 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,339 - Okay, guys, do your stuff. - Right. 626 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,770 Okay, you start. 627 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:48,398 Say, isn't that that rich producer over there? 628 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:51,401 The one who's investing in Manhattan Melodies? 629 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,905 Yes. He's investing millions of dollars... 630 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,032 ...in Manhattan Melodies. 631 00:42:57,242 --> 00:43:00,619 What's that all about? Manhattan Melodies, what's that? 632 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:04,289 Isn't that Kermit the Frog, the bigtime producer, over there? 633 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,500 The producer's here. 634 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:10,212 A big producer, dear. There's a big producer over there. 635 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:16,593 It's the hottest thing coming to Broadway this season. 636 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,307 It's the best Broadway show of the year. 637 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,853 Hello. 638 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,367 Vincent? Vincent? 639 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:43,578 - Did I do something wrong? - No. 640 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:45,956 Vincent... 641 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,749 ...a frog? 642 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,920 - Gee, that food smells good up there. - Yeah, I'm starving. 643 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:24,411 But this is all a misunderstanding. 644 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,917 Well, thanks a lot, you guys. 645 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,392 So what's the third part of your plan? 646 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,520 I don't think there's gonna be one. 647 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:54,900 I feel like I'm being a phony, and I can't take it anymore. 648 00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:58,862 I don't know what to do next. 649 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,373 All right. 650 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,166 Moping time's over. 651 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,502 How about a little exercise? 652 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:15,962 I knew you wanted to. 653 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:19,716 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging. 654 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:25,347 Wow, it's such a beautiful day. 655 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:27,974 Yeah. 656 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,812 Give me a break. 657 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,316 - Come on, let's go this way. - Okay. 658 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:37,901 - Feel better? - Yeah. 659 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,195 Good. Exercise does the trick. 660 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,906 Yeah, stretch the old frog legs. 661 00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:58,380 Oh, no. 662 00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:07,180 My purse! 663 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,808 That does it. 664 00:46:12,645 --> 00:46:16,231 Excuse me. May I borrow those a moment? 665 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:48,763 Piggy? 666 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:47,697 You creep. 667 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,199 - Get off. - Okay, buddy. 668 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,910 I don't even know how to skate. You know that? 669 00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,037 - What's going on? - She stole my purse. 670 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,164 - What? - Good try, fella. Come on. 671 00:47:56,332 --> 00:48:00,710 What? That'll teach you to mess with a lady. Understand? 672 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,129 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. 673 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,757 - Piggy. - Kermie? 674 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,555 Are you okay? What are you doing here? 675 00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:13,265 Sightseeing. 676 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,141 But you're supposed to be out of town. 677 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,560 Yeah. 678 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:20,522 I do not wish to discuss it in present company. 679 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,024 Well, Piggy... 680 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,820 That's okay, Kermit. I'll see you back at Pete's. 681 00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:28,113 Okay. 682 00:48:28,281 --> 00:48:30,949 I'm glad you're not hurt, Miss Piggy. 683 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,202 Piggy. 684 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,162 Listen, what's going on? 685 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:39,291 Well, vous is certainly looking different now. 686 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:44,671 No gold chains, no shirt cut to the navel, no toupee. 687 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,675 What's with all this French stuff? 688 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:52,470 By sheer chance, I happened to learn French... 689 00:48:52,722 --> 00:48:54,764 ...and get a job interpreting at the UN. 690 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,391 What? 691 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,436 Can I get my skates back, please? 692 00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:02,647 Just a second. How did you know about that toupee? 693 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:06,610 - None of your beeswax. - Have you been spying on me? 694 00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:10,447 I'll unlace them while you fight. It's no trouble. 695 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:12,490 Piggy, have you been spying on me? 696 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:17,871 Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender. 697 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:21,625 - You two-timing her? - No, it's just Jenny. She's a friend. 698 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:23,960 She's trying to help me sell the show. 699 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,254 He's gotta sell the show. What show? 700 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,883 Well, if she is just a friend, then what about... 701 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,218 ...the huggies? - What? 702 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,596 The huggies. You gave Jenny the huggies? 703 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,348 You know, maybe, Kermit... 704 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:40,018 ...maybe it would've been better if we had never have met. 705 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:44,814 Then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence. 706 00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:47,400 See what the huggies get you? 707 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:51,446 Jenny and I hugged because we're friends. That's what friends do. 708 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:53,615 Friends do not spy. 709 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:55,450 Yeah, I forgot about that. 710 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:59,412 - I spied because I care. - Well, I care too. 711 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,873 - Well, why don't you say so? - I just did! 712 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:03,291 All right! 713 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,589 Keep the skates. 714 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:13,343 I never use them anyway. I just like to run around in shorts. 715 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,267 Wait a minute. 716 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,396 Come on, Piggy. 717 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,747 Look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig. 718 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,458 - Yeah, it looks like they're in love. - Yeah. 719 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,961 Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it? 720 00:50:50,423 --> 00:50:51,756 Hey, lovey-dovey! 721 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:56,344 Kermie, I'm sorry I yelled at you. 722 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,638 And I didn't mean it when I said... 723 00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:02,142 ...that it would have been better if we had never met. 724 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:06,604 In fact, I wish we'd met much sooner. 725 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:10,817 Kermie? Kermie? 726 00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:14,070 Just imagine. Wouldn't it have been wonderful... 727 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:17,824 ...if we'd known each other when we were little? 728 00:51:19,869 --> 00:51:21,745 Imagine... 729 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,831 Little Kermie. 730 00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:28,168 Little Piggy. 731 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:43,808 No matter what life may bring 732 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:47,937 No matter what I may do 733 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,524 Be sure of one special thing 734 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:56,946 I'm gonna always be loving you 735 00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:02,160 Gonna be a movie star 736 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:05,622 And I'm gonna learn to drive a car 737 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,500 Gonna be a veterinarian too 738 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:11,920 And I'm gonna always love you 739 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,182 Hi, guys. 740 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:25,391 Hi, Fozzie. 741 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,727 - Hi, Kermit. - Hello. 742 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:32,232 I'll be the cutest model you ever saw 743 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,610 And then I think I'll study criminal law 744 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:38,488 And I'm gonna learn to scuba dive too 745 00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:40,824 And I'm gonna always love you 746 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,255 Well, I'm gonna be a singer 747 00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:59,634 And I'm gonna learn to fly a plane 748 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:03,304 I'll be a doctor of diseases I'll help you with your sneezes 749 00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:07,058 And practice neurosurgery On your brain 750 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,395 Gonna climb the Matterhorn 751 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,940 But only after All our children are born 752 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,693 'Cause I want to be a good mommy too 753 00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:19,320 And I'm gonna always love you 754 00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,960 She's gonna be a movie star 755 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:37,088 And she's gonna learn to drive a car 756 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:40,258 She's gonna be a veterinarian too 757 00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:43,052 And I'm gonna always love you 758 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,140 Well, she's gonna be a singer 759 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:51,352 And she's gonna learn to fly a plane 760 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:55,148 She'll be a doctor of diseases And help you with your sneezes 761 00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:58,401 And practice neurosurgery On your brain 762 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,113 Gonna climb the Matterhorn 763 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:05,658 But only after All my children are born 764 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:08,411 'Cause I want to be a good mommy too 765 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:13,458 And I'm gonna always love you 766 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:30,058 Piggy, I think the ride is over. 767 00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:36,356 Yeah. 768 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,656 - Bye, Jenny. See you tomorrow. - Yeah. Take care. 769 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,914 Well, here we are. 770 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:57,126 And it sure is nice that we're all together like this, isn't it? 771 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,795 Yeah. 772 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:00,755 Miss? 773 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,507 - Is customer. - Coming. 774 00:55:02,758 --> 00:55:07,804 Excuse me. I will get it. After all, moi am a waitress. 775 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,765 Pete, thanks for giving Piggy a job. 776 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:14,102 Rats cooking, is frog washing, is pig waitress. 777 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:17,230 Is no coffee shop. Is zoo. 778 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,524 Yeah. 779 00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:23,027 Hey, Kermit, come on. 780 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,989 What about the show? What are we gonna do next? 781 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,658 Oh, frog. Is mailman come with letters for you. 782 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:31,160 That must be more mail from the gang. Piggy. 783 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,246 I'll have two eggs, dry toast... 784 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,665 Pardonnez-moi, dear. 785 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,797 - Is something wrong? - Do you...? 786 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:46,551 Do you believe in interspecies dating? 787 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,138 I've gone out with some rats before, if that's what you mean. 788 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:54,434 - It's from Gonzo. - Great. 789 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:57,645 It goes, "Dear Kermit: I'm in Michigan." 790 00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,606 Camilla and I have joined a traveling aquacade. 791 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:04,444 It's not Broadway, but I have met some good-looking chickens. 792 00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:06,571 We put together this terrific act. 793 00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:08,114 Ladies and gentlemen. 794 00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:11,743 The incredible Gonzo. 795 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,953 Thank you. 796 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,538 And thank you. 797 00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,707 Hey, you're a wonderful crowd. 798 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:20,877 And now, for today's climactic act... 799 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:22,253 ...look yonder. 800 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:25,214 I will first make a death-defying leap... 801 00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:27,258 ...from the loop-de-loop ramp... 802 00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:32,305 ...spinning and hurtling my body through the flaming circle of doom... 803 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:37,185 ...and landing comfortably on the imitation-leather easy chair... 804 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:41,022 ...while my chickens do their impression of Tony Bennett... 805 00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:44,025 ...singing the "William Tell Overture." 806 00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,986 Please. I must have silence. 807 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,323 Are you ready? 808 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,909 Thank you, Margaret. 809 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:54,911 Hit it, girls. 810 00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:00,625 Here we go. 811 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,543 Oh, wait, I can't see. 812 00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:09,217 I forgot my skis. 813 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:11,886 Don't sound like Tony Bennett to me. 814 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:16,808 "So everything's going swimmingly. Love, Gonzo." 815 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:19,393 Hey, here's one from Rowlf. 816 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,896 "Dear Kermit: How's the Frog? 817 00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:25,566 I'm in Delaware, and I found a terrific job in management. 818 00:57:25,818 --> 00:57:29,821 I'm surrounded by friends, and I love what I'm doing." 819 00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:38,579 I am Mr. Skeffington. One of my secretaries made... 820 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:42,125 ...a reservation for the weekend in the name of Snookums. 821 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,336 Oh, yeah. 822 00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:49,841 This is Snookums. 823 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,097 Daddy wants his little Snookie-ookums... 824 00:57:56,306 --> 00:58:00,476 ...to be especially good this weekend while Daddy is gone... 825 00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:05,273 ...or he'll be very angry. 826 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,817 Don't worry. We'll take good care of her. 827 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,068 Him. 828 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:12,405 - We'll take good care of him. - Snookums is a him. 829 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:15,616 Snookums gets breakfast at 8 a.m. Exactly. 830 00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:18,494 - Breakfast is quiche. - Yes, sir. 831 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,705 Aren't you gonna write it down? 832 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:22,957 Photographic memory. 833 00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,042 Write it down. 834 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:28,546 "Dog gets quiche at 8." 835 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:29,881 Whatever that is. 836 00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,966 Marvin, put him on the desk. 837 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,802 Do you have any toys around here? 838 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,805 What kind of toys would you like, sir? 839 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:40,349 Doggy toys. 840 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:44,896 Rubber balls. Rubber fire hydrants. Rubber newspapers. 841 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:49,692 Snookums prefers rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post. 842 00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:51,736 Don't we all? 843 00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:53,070 Write it down. 844 00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:55,531 Yeah, rubber Wall Street Journal. 845 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:58,284 Now, while Daddy is gone... 846 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:02,663 ...little lumpy-dum-dums won't have his daddy... 847 00:59:02,915 --> 00:59:06,500 ...to give him washy-scrubby. 848 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:10,004 Very impressive. You speak Chinese like a native. 849 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:12,965 Now, shake hands. 850 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:15,343 - Beg your pardon? - Shake. Shake. 851 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:17,053 Oh, yeah, yeah. 852 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:19,931 Good boy. Now, sit. 853 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:21,599 Yes, sir. 854 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,809 Stay. Stay. 855 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,523 Stay. Stay. Stay. 856 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:31,067 Stay. 857 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:35,571 That was the most humiliating experience of my life. 858 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:38,950 Hey, Snookie. Hey, look at little Snookie-ookums. 859 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:42,495 Snookie-wookums want his little boney-woney? 860 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:45,665 Little binky-booter. 861 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:48,084 Hey, squishy bottom. 862 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:51,128 Hey, lay off him, will you? 863 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:54,048 Rowlf, come on, let us out of here. 864 00:59:54,299 --> 00:59:57,677 - We wanna go home. - Yeah, Rowlf, we wanna go home. 865 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,304 Let us out. Let us go home. 866 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:03,182 Yeah, me too. 867 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,437 "Love, from Rowlf." 868 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,023 They're all doing terrific, aren't they? 869 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:13,943 Kermit, here's one more. "Dear Mr. Kermit the Frog: 870 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:17,113 I would be interested in talking with you about... 871 01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:19,573 ...your musical, Manhattan Melodies." 872 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,743 "Come to my office at your earliest convenience. 873 01:00:22,995 --> 01:00:25,746 Sincerely, Bernard Crawford, Producer." 874 01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:29,166 I've heard of him. He's a bigtime Broadway producer. 875 01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:30,459 - Really? - Yeah. 876 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:32,962 Maybe he wants you to sign a contract. 877 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:35,131 I better get over there right away. 878 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:38,592 Oh, Kermit. Remember, just act confident... 879 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:41,095 ...like you know the show is gonna kill them. 880 01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,431 Right. Thanks, Jenny. 881 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:47,518 Goodbye, Piggy. 882 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,605 - Call us and tell us what happens. - Okay. 883 01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:52,815 Hey, watch it. 884 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:56,485 I'm sorry. I have to get a contract, so I can go out and kill them. 885 01:00:58,822 --> 01:00:59,905 No. 886 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:09,332 May I help you? 887 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:12,543 I'm looking for Mr. Crawford. 888 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:16,380 - Are you Kermit the Frog? - Yeah. 889 01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:20,092 I'm... I'm Mr. Crawford. 890 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:22,803 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 891 01:01:24,056 --> 01:01:26,724 The office boy is out getting lunch. 892 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:30,019 You know kids nowadays, always eating lunch. 893 01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:34,440 - Well, you wanna go in your office... - No. No, actually... 894 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:38,027 Why don't we just have a seat over there for a minute, okay? 895 01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:39,487 Oh, sure. Yeah. 896 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:42,156 You're very young to be a producer. 897 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,949 You noticed that, huh? 898 01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,744 I started out when I was very... 899 01:01:47,287 --> 01:01:48,621 Yeah. 900 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,582 Look, can I tell you the truth? 901 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:55,753 The thing is that I'm not Bernard Crawford. I'm Ronnie Crawford. 902 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:59,048 I signed my dad's name. I didn't think you'd come otherwise. 903 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:01,675 But I wanna produce your show on Broadway. 904 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:03,928 - You do? - Yeah. Yeah, I love it. 905 01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:05,304 It is so different. 906 01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:08,766 It's perfect for my first production. My dad and I have this agreement. 907 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:09,975 Ronnie. 908 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,311 I'm coming up the stairs, and I want my lunch. 909 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:13,896 That's my dad. 910 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,314 Ronnie. 911 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:19,693 - Now. - Dad, I got great news. 912 01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:22,196 If you two are in love, I don't wanna hear. 913 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:26,367 You promised I could have one chance to become a Broadway producer... 914 01:02:26,535 --> 01:02:30,538 ...and that you'd get the sets, lights and scenery and everything. 915 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,832 I wanna take that chance right now. 916 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:37,044 Kermit has written a wonderful musical called Manhattan Melodies... 917 01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:39,296 ...and I wanna produce it. 918 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,425 - When do we hear the great news? - Dad. 919 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,510 All right, all right, all right. 920 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:48,722 Tell me, Mr. Author, what is this musical? All dancing, all croaking? 921 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:52,101 It needs a little work, because something's still missing. 922 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,520 The two leads marry, and there's this song: 923 01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:56,313 Look at me, here I am... 924 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:57,690 Hold it. Hold it. 925 01:02:57,941 --> 01:03:00,359 I'm allergic to amphibians singing. 926 01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:03,487 Who's gonna be starring in this masterpiece? 927 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,698 Well, it's just me and my friends. 928 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:09,493 You know, they're all dogs and bears and chickens and stuff. 929 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,288 I told you, I wanna do something different. 930 01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:15,166 So put some Jell-O down your pants. 931 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:19,378 Come here. Don't you realize it might be against the law... 932 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:22,631 ...having a chicken dancing onstage? - What...? 933 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,009 You're gonna go back on your promise? 934 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:29,180 I didn't say anything of the kind. I'll do everything I said I would. 935 01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:32,516 Just because this is ridiculous doesn't mean it won't work. 936 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,393 All right. 937 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:37,021 - When I started in show business... - Thank you, Dad. 938 01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,231 Yeah, thanks, Dad. 939 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,150 - See you later. - Yeah. 940 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,777 I gotta tell the whole gang. 941 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,076 - Hello, Pete's. - Jenny? 942 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:52,411 - Kermit? - Yeah. 943 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:53,787 - What happened? - Kermit? 944 01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:57,500 We sold the show. The producer wants to put it on Broadway. 945 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:58,959 - Really? - What? 946 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:02,421 The producer said he's gonna put the show on Broadway. 947 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:10,471 Tell Piggy she's gonna be a star. 948 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,058 And, Jenny? I'd like you to do the costumes. 949 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,436 - Kermit, thanks. - Kermit, Kermit. Kermie? 950 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,396 Now that we'll be on Broadway... 951 01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:22,525 ...remember what you promised about getting married? 952 01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:26,529 Not now. We gotta write the gang and get them back. 953 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:30,533 I'll be at Pete's in 10 minutes, okay? We did it. 954 01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:32,451 We did it. 955 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:35,454 Together again 956 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:12,825 Pete, are you sure that Kermit wasn't at the bus terminal? 957 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,828 No, he's no there. Is better wait. 958 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,663 Come, sit down. 959 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:22,084 But Kermit said he'd be here in 10 minutes. He's never been gone like this. 960 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,670 Listen. I tell you what is. 961 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,840 Peoples is peoples. 962 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,467 Is frog gone? Yes. 963 01:05:31,011 --> 01:05:33,846 Is peoples worrying, is peoples looking... 964 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,222 ...is no come. 965 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:39,602 But is peoples working, is water boiling... 966 01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:41,645 ...is come. Yeah. 967 01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:44,398 Peoples is peoples. 968 01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,236 Piggy? 969 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:53,949 Piggy, I'm sure Kermit's all right. 970 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:58,579 Well, I bet he just got so excited about the show... 971 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:03,959 ...he lost track of time. - No. No, he's missing. I know it. 972 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:05,919 Piggy. 973 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,756 Aren't you excited? 974 01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:13,594 I mean, just think, you're gonna be on Broadway in a few months. 975 01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:15,054 Two weeks. 976 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:17,723 The show opens in two weeks. 977 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,266 Hey, place is closed. 978 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:21,894 I'm Ronnie Crawford, I'm producing Kermit's show. 979 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:25,898 Well, we're Kermit's friends. 980 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,816 - I'm Jenny. - I'm her father. 981 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,860 The show opens in two weeks? 982 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:31,487 Well, my dad said tha... 983 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:34,031 I'm letting my dad help out with the show. 984 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:37,785 He said that we could have the sets, props and costumes, everything... 985 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,663 ...but the show has to open in two weeks. 986 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:46,043 Did you just say Kermit is missing? 987 01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:52,132 The writer and the star of my show is missing... 988 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:56,970 ...and we open in two weeks? - No sweat. Come, Piggy. We'll find him. 989 01:06:57,222 --> 01:07:01,141 Wait. We gotta get his friends here, those bears and chickens and things. 990 01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:04,144 Right. Could you send telegrams to Kermit's friends? 991 01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,896 - Oh, please? - Okey-dokey. 992 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:07,731 - Let's go. - Great. Come on. 993 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:10,275 Is no sweat. I write good. 994 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:15,698 "Dear bears and chickens and things: 995 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:17,157 Is New York. 996 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,409 Is play. 997 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:20,285 Is time." 998 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:26,959 Kermit needs me. 999 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:29,294 Beth, Beth, Beth. Wake up. 1000 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:32,923 Hey, I'm going to New York City to be on Broadway. 1001 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:36,760 - I'm up. I'm up. Is it spring? - All right. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. 1002 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:40,180 Hey, guys. We're going to New York. 1003 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,016 Hey, girls. We're going to New York. 1004 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:46,353 We're going to New York. 1005 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:50,774 Yeah! Yeah! Right, right, right! 1006 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,902 New York City. Oh, boy! 1007 01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:09,918 Good morning. 1008 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:14,548 I see we've had our breakfast, haven't we? 1009 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,050 Hi, doctor. 1010 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:21,054 Well, how's our amnesia patient this morning? 1011 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:26,393 I don't know. I haven't been feeling like myself lately. 1012 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:28,687 I tell you what. If I may... 1013 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:32,232 ...I'd like to check your reflexes once again today. 1014 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,526 Just take a second. 1015 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:42,034 A little slow and confused. 1016 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:46,371 But that's to be expected, because, as you know, you have amnesia. 1017 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:51,418 I'm gonna check to see that there are no physical injuries one last time. 1018 01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,086 Tickle? 1019 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:57,299 Now this might hurt just for a minute. 1020 01:08:57,509 --> 01:08:59,802 But it'll be over soon. 1021 01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:06,433 Adequate musculoskeleton response. 1022 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:10,187 Now, I want you to take a deep breath. This will hurt. 1023 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:19,822 All right. No rotator-cuff dislocation. 1024 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,282 Now let's try the mandible. 1025 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,581 Peachy. 1026 01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:31,875 No doubt about it. You have amnesia. 1027 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:37,089 The problem is, you were found with no identification, and oddly enough... 1028 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:38,757 ...wearing no clothing. 1029 01:09:38,967 --> 01:09:43,178 So I did some research into the major nudist colonies in the area... 1030 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:46,056 ...and I think I've come up with something. 1031 01:09:46,724 --> 01:09:51,854 You are Mr. Enrico Tortellini of Passaic, New Jersey. 1032 01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:57,526 Well, I really don't feel Italian. 1033 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:01,071 It was just a long shot. 1034 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:04,741 Mr. X, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your case is hopeless. 1035 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:07,870 Why don't you find a job, make a new life for yourself. 1036 01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:12,207 And what we can do for you is give you a nice, clean set of clothes... 1037 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,001 ...wish you good luck. 1038 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,086 Thank you, doc. 1039 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,934 Hey, everybody. Listen, everyone. Listen. Listen. 1040 01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:37,232 - So I said, "Look, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anyone... 1041 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,860 ...even if it is artistic." 1042 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,864 Janice, everybody, please. I'm glad to see you too. 1043 01:10:44,032 --> 01:10:47,951 But I've been trying to tell you that Kermit is gone. He's disappeared. 1044 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:49,870 - What? - Kermit disappeared? 1045 01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,229 - Excuse me. - Yes? 1046 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,107 I'm looking for the Gordon Employment Agency. 1047 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:20,609 That's one floor down. 1048 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:23,195 Oh, I see. Thank you. 1049 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:28,241 Wait a minute. 1050 01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:30,577 Hold it. What's your name? 1051 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,623 "Fill." 1052 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,417 Fill up. Philip. Phil. 1053 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,503 Philip Phil? Catchy name. 1054 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:41,421 Phil, I'm Bill and this is Gil. 1055 01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:43,674 Phil, I'm Gil and this is Jill. 1056 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:46,426 Phil, I'm Jill. You know Gil and Bill. 1057 01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:48,303 Pleased to meet you. 1058 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,431 Step into our office. We're looking for the opinion... 1059 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:54,393 ...of the common, ordinary frog on the street. 1060 01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:56,937 You see, Phil, we're in the ad game. 1061 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,730 What do you advertise? 1062 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:00,607 Ocean Breeze Soap. 1063 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:02,359 I never heard of that. 1064 01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:03,735 We know. 1065 01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:06,863 The truth is, Phil, our jobs are on the line. 1066 01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:09,241 - Oh, here, sit down. - Oh, yes. 1067 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:13,078 We've been working on a new slogan. Tell us if you like it. 1068 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:17,582 "Ocean Breeze Soap. For people who don't want to stink." 1069 01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:20,502 What do you think? 1070 01:12:20,712 --> 01:12:22,337 Be frank, Phil. 1071 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:24,798 I don't like it. 1072 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:26,800 You don't? 1073 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,638 How about: "Ocean Breeze Soap. It's just like taking an ocean cruise... 1074 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:34,933 ...only there's no boat, and you don't go anywhere." 1075 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:38,437 Seems a bit long. 1076 01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,482 Have you tried something simple like: 1077 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:46,445 "Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean." 1078 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,823 Wait a minute. Wait just a second. 1079 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:52,325 You mean just say what the product does? 1080 01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,786 Why, no one's ever tried that. 1081 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:56,246 Well, it's crazy. 1082 01:12:56,497 --> 01:12:57,914 Why, it's nuts. 1083 01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:00,459 - We love it. - Thank you, Phil. 1084 01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:03,670 If we can ever do something for you, let us know. 1085 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:06,882 Well, I kind of need a job. 1086 01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:10,844 Phil, you've got one right here. 1087 01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:13,972 We can always use a frog with horse sense. 1088 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,058 Yes, welcome aboard, Phil. 1089 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,643 You are with us now. 1090 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,779 Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway. 1091 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,948 - Yep. And I already got tickets. - Are they good seats? 1092 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,869 They sure are. They're for the next train out of town. 1093 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:40,082 So now the show opens in just one week. 1094 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,959 The publicity's started, and tickets are selling. 1095 01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:45,921 We'll have to rehearse day and night to get ready... 1096 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,381 ...and we have got to find Kermit. 1097 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:49,883 Who is this guy? 1098 01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:53,595 He's Ronnie Crawford. He's producing the show. 1099 01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:54,846 Who's she? 1100 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:58,308 She's Jenny. She's a friend of Kermit's, and mine. 1101 01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:01,853 What are we standing around here for? We gotta find Kermit. 1102 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:03,438 - Let's go. - Yeah. 1103 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:05,649 Go. Go. Go. 1104 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:10,570 Kermie! 1105 01:14:11,656 --> 01:14:14,950 Kermit! Kermit! 1106 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,329 Kermit! 1107 01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:20,872 Have you seen a frog? 1108 01:14:23,584 --> 01:14:28,713 - With our revolutionary new slogan: "Ocean Breeze will get you..." 1109 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,590 Kermit? 1110 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:32,551 Kermit! 1111 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:35,804 - Kermit! - Kermit! 1112 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:38,140 Kermit! 1113 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,484 Yeah? Great. 1114 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,738 Kermit! Kermit! 1115 01:14:57,660 --> 01:15:01,246 - Kermit! - Kermit! 1116 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:04,291 - Rowlf, Rowlf. - Oh, Fozz... 1117 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:07,711 - Kermit! - Kermit! 1118 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,422 Kermit! 1119 01:15:15,887 --> 01:15:19,014 - Mr. Mayor. It's an emergency. - Hold it, everybody. 1120 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,308 I'm looking for a singing, dancing frog. 1121 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,936 If he can also balance the budget, I'll hire him. 1122 01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:37,115 - Kermit! - Kermit! 1123 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:49,586 Wow. I thought opening night was supposed to be exciting. 1124 01:15:49,754 --> 01:15:53,089 Yeah. But not without our little green buddy. 1125 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:57,177 Maybe we should just cancel. 1126 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,804 No. It is opening night tonight... 1127 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,307 ...and the show must go on. 1128 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:05,143 Kermit would want it that way. 1129 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:07,771 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1130 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:15,028 That was a great presentation you made this morning, Jill. 1131 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,031 - Well, thanks to Phil's flow chart. - Thank you, Jill. 1132 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:21,034 Hey, how about a new place for lunch today? 1133 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,286 - Okay. - Okay. 1134 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:49,229 This time I'll take the bill, Gil. 1135 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,107 Oh, good. Something from the grill, Jill? 1136 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:55,652 No. Meat makes me ill, Gil. 1137 01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:02,951 We'd better go to the theater now and get ready. 1138 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,370 Yeah. 1139 01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:40,572 Together again 1140 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:45,160 Kermit? 1141 01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:05,096 Just a couple of frogs. 1142 01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:13,063 - No. It's Kermit. - What? Kermit? 1143 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:17,108 Kermie! 1144 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,402 It's Kermit. 1145 01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:21,571 Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! 1146 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,865 - It's Kermit. - How you doing? 1147 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,368 My, what friendly service. 1148 01:18:27,578 --> 01:18:29,829 IWhere were you? We were all so worried. 1149 01:18:29,997 --> 01:18:31,414 - Yeah. - Where were you? 1150 01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:34,125 I believe there must be some sort of mistake. 1151 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:38,213 Hey, Phil, since you know the waiters, why don't you order for us. 1152 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:40,382 Phil? What does he mean, "Phil"? 1153 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:43,718 - Kermit, what's wrong? - Are you speaking to me? 1154 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:47,263 There's nothing wrong. And I will have the tuna melt, please. 1155 01:18:47,515 --> 01:18:49,724 Like, you don't know us? 1156 01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:54,104 - Well, I'm afraid not. Should I? - What do you mean should you? 1157 01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:57,649 We have a show to put on. Your show, and it's opening tonight. 1158 01:18:57,817 --> 01:18:58,900 Yeah. 1159 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:02,028 Seeing a show would be a pleasant way to spend time... 1160 01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:04,781 ...but I do have marketing data to review. 1161 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,284 He really doesn't remember us. 1162 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:10,703 - We have to get him to the theater. - Yeah. 1163 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:14,165 Kermit, this is for your own good. Grab him. 1164 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:18,503 Where are you taking me? 1165 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:22,465 Hey. They must not get a lot of repeat business here. 1166 01:19:40,734 --> 01:19:43,319 So the grizzly bear, he walks out of the room. 1167 01:19:43,529 --> 01:19:47,157 The panda bear is sitting there. He thinks to himself, "This is odd." 1168 01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:50,827 And then the phone rings. You know who it is? It's the polar bear. 1169 01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:53,538 And the polar bear, he says to the panda bear: 1170 01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:56,082 "I didn't know it was a koala bear." 1171 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:59,419 Get it? Koala. Wocka-wocka. 1172 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:02,547 This is all very amusing, but I have to go now. 1173 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:03,756 No, wait. 1174 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,258 He doesn't remember. 1175 01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:07,552 It's no use. We've been trying for hours. 1176 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:10,555 There's nothing left to do. We have to go on without him. 1177 01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:14,642 Kermit, please! We need you! Come back to us! 1178 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:20,273 Look, maybe you do know me, but I really don't remember you. 1179 01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:22,525 I wish I did. 1180 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:25,445 You'd better take your places. 1181 01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:39,042 Piggy, what are we gonna do? 1182 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,795 Look at me. You are not Phil. 1183 01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:44,964 You are Kermit the Frog. 1184 01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:48,426 That's Gonzo. That's Fozzie. That's Rowlf and Scooter. 1185 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,720 And they're your friends. 1186 01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:54,224 You wrote this show for them. That's Ronnie and Jenny. 1187 01:20:54,475 --> 01:20:56,726 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. 1188 01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:59,687 You are Kermit the Frog... 1189 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,898 ...and you love me. 1190 01:21:02,233 --> 01:21:03,858 You want to marry me. 1191 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:07,570 - You want to have children with me. - With you? 1192 01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:10,073 In love with a pig? 1193 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:13,201 Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. 1194 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:17,163 Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? 1195 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:20,708 Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? 1196 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,878 Oh, the sounds of love. 1197 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,466 Cancel the show! 1198 01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:38,142 Piggy? 1199 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,144 Fozzie? 1200 01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:41,729 Where am I, anyway? 1201 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,273 - Kermit! - Kermit! 1202 01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:48,236 Are you all right? 1203 01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:50,738 - What's going on? - You're going on. 1204 01:21:50,948 --> 01:21:54,117 - It's Broadway. You made it. - Yeah. Right. 1205 01:21:54,535 --> 01:21:58,580 No, the script isn't ready. There's still something missing. 1206 01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:02,542 - No, it's terrific. - We gotta tell everybody Kermit's okay. 1207 01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:04,877 Do you remember the opening number? 1208 01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:07,422 You mean... 1209 01:22:09,133 --> 01:22:10,967 Look at me 1210 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,469 Here I am 1211 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,181 Right where I belong 1212 01:22:19,393 --> 01:22:22,312 I see that face comin' back to me 1213 01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:25,773 Like an old familiar song 1214 01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:29,902 What better place could anyone be? 1215 01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:33,114 'Cause you're here with me 1216 01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:36,618 It's all I've been lookin' for And so much more 1217 01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:39,329 And now I'm here Now you're here 1218 01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:41,664 Nothing can go wrong 'cause I am 1219 01:22:41,915 --> 01:22:45,168 Right where I belong 1220 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:47,670 Here we go. 1221 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,633 Hi, guys. Kermit, could our friends watch the show from backstage? 1222 01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:53,885 - Could they? Could they? - Phil... 1223 01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:55,845 Wait a minute. No. 1224 01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:58,514 No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. 1225 01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:02,477 That's it. That's what's missing from the show. That's what we need. 1226 01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:05,938 More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever. 1227 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:09,984 You're not gonna watch the show, you'll be in the show. Come on, everybody. 1228 01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:11,486 Yeah! 1229 01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:22,914 Look at us, here we are 1230 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:24,999 Right where we belong 1231 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:27,293 The curtain's up And the lights are bright 1232 01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:30,380 And they're playing our old song 1233 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:33,132 What better place could anyone be? 1234 01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,927 'Cause you're here with me 1235 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:39,389 So everyone, here we go Let's start the show 1236 01:23:55,823 --> 01:23:59,450 Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married. 1237 01:23:59,702 --> 01:24:01,285 Somebody's getting married? 1238 01:24:01,495 --> 01:24:03,246 Hey, somebody's getting married. 1239 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:06,499 Somebody's getting married. 1240 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,418 Somebody's getting married? 1241 01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:19,887 Somebody's getting married 1242 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:23,975 - Somebody's getting - Somebody's getting 1243 01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:25,435 Somebody, somebody, somebody 1244 01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:27,311 Somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody 1245 01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:29,647 Somebody 1246 01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:33,526 Somebody get some flowers Somebody get a ring 1247 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:37,572 Somebody get a chapel And a choir to sing 1248 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:41,492 Somebody get an organ to play 1249 01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:45,747 'Cause somebody's Getting married today 1250 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:53,629 Somebody get a preacher Somebody bake a cake 1251 01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:57,508 Somebody get some shoes and rice And presents to take 1252 01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:01,554 Somebody get a sweet negligee 1253 01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:05,767 'Cause somebody's Getting married today 1254 01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:09,729 Wedding, wedding Pig and Froggy wedding 1255 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:13,691 Somebody get champagne Somebody rent a room 1256 01:25:13,901 --> 01:25:17,695 Somebody get the lovely bride And somebody get the... 1257 01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:19,447 Somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody 1258 01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:23,493 Somebody get this wedding under way 1259 01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:27,580 'Cause somebody's Getting married today 1260 01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:47,642 Somebody's getting married 1261 01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:49,977 Today 1262 01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:01,823 Are they here yet? Are they here yet? 1263 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:03,741 Did I miss it? Am I late? 1264 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,827 No, they'll be here any minute 1265 01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:08,120 Oh, boy, me can hardly wait 1266 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:12,083 - Isn't this exciting? - It's the wedding of the year 1267 01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:13,918 Look, can't we start without them? 1268 01:26:14,127 --> 01:26:16,838 No, you can't until they're here 1269 01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:21,717 They're finally getting married 1270 01:26:23,262 --> 01:26:24,929 Now 1271 01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:48,452 He'll make me happy 1272 01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:51,455 Each time I see him 1273 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:54,500 He'll be the reason 1274 01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:57,628 My heart can sing 1275 01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,840 He'll stand beside me 1276 01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:04,010 And I'll have everything 1277 01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:07,305 She'll make me happy 1278 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:10,474 Each time I hold her 1279 01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:13,185 And I will follow 1280 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:16,314 Where my heart may lead 1281 01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:21,861 And she'll be all I ever need 1282 01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:28,743 Days go passing into years 1283 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:35,750 Years go passing day by day 1284 01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:38,920 She'll make him happy 1285 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:42,256 Now and forever 1286 01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:45,259 Until forever 1287 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,970 Their love will grow 1288 01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:51,349 She only knows 1289 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:54,477 He'll make her happy 1290 01:27:54,728 --> 01:27:59,857 That's all she needs to know 1291 01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:03,945 They'll be so happy 1292 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,989 Now and forever 1293 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:12,370 Until forever, their love will grow 1294 01:28:13,413 --> 01:28:16,332 I only know 1295 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:20,044 He'll make me happy 1296 01:28:20,337 --> 01:28:23,631 That's all I need 1297 01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:28,427 To know 1298 01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:41,440 Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister. 1299 01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:53,661 Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be Your lawful wedded husband? 1300 01:28:53,954 --> 01:28:55,746 Do you? 1301 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:03,546 I do 1302 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:13,097 Do you, Froggy, take this pig To be your lawful wedded wife 1303 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,724 Until you die? 1304 01:29:17,728 --> 01:29:26,152 Well, I... 1305 01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:27,862 Do you? 1306 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:42,334 I do 1307 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:50,843 Then because you share a love so big 1308 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:53,929 I now pronounce you 1309 01:29:54,139 --> 01:29:58,517 Frog and pig 1310 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:13,032 They got married! 1311 01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:23,375 What better way could anything end? 1312 01:30:23,585 --> 01:30:26,170 Hand in hand with a friend 91215