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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:01,668 Gensohaikyusha 2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,471 The sin of a woman who doesn't let man do her is heavier than the earth. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:08,008 Regarding the declaration of war issued by North Korea against us... 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:13,447 ...here is an official comment from the first female Prime Minister of Japan, Hanako Tsuchiya. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:18,785 Live: Office of Prime Minister Prime Minister, Hanako Tsuchiya Well, I am the very first female Prime Minister in Japan... 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,023 Now that I am in charge, I won't let men just do as they please anymore. 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:30,330 They're moving around without signs of biological processes. It's medically impossible! 8 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:36,703 Is it possible that all men on the planet have become rapists!? 9 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:42,543 If a woman is raped by a toxic man, she dies soon after. 10 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:47,247 If they ejaculate inside, it is toxic enough to kill a woman! 11 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,618 Oh, another woman is being attacked... 12 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:57,724 The rapists appear to be two businessmen and a college student? 13 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,928 We have no choice but to cut off their dicks! 14 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,135 I knew it, we should've banned all those sick videos long ago... 15 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,138 Freedom of expression is a bunch of crap created by men! 16 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,308 It's all because we gave them too much freedom to create sickening sex fantasies! 17 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:21,148 Rise up, rape"em all, every man alive! 18 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:25,419 Yes, all male defense personnel have become toxic, so there are more firearms now. 19 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,355 Let them know man's strength! 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,596 It's a women's world now, we must protect ourselves. 21 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:46,106 All humans were descended from the same simple organisms... 22 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,042 That's evolutionary fact... 23 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,044 Any evidence of nuclear weapons? 24 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:57,117 ...satellites have captured an image of a nuclear rocket fueling in North Korea. 25 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,720 What is the status of US interceptor missiles? 26 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:15,369 It may already exist... The prototype of the next generation! 27 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:23,110 Military forces have been re-organized with all remaining female soldiers... 28 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:27,614 Well then, that's all for now! I'm on my way to Hawaii by chartered government jet! 29 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:28,515 Sayonara!! 30 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,338 Let's open this today. 31 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,441 Miso mackerel? 32 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,609 How about canned crab meat? 33 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:33,847 And rice. 34 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,517 Didn't know we still had some left. 35 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,554 It's the last of it. 36 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,090 And.. 37 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:46,526 Awamori? 38 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,528 Are you sure you want to open this souvenir from Okinawa? 39 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:49,930 Why? 40 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,203 Yes, it's our anniversary. 41 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,309 Shinji... 42 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,120 What are we gonna do next? 43 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:17,157 How are we gonna survive in this world? 44 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:23,797 Not sure, but we can make it. 45 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,166 I'll protect you. 46 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,202 Thank you, Shinji. 47 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,240 I'm so happy we're married... 48 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,020 It came from the hallway. 49 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,022 Stay here. 50 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,832 Be careful. 51 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,849 Maki! 52 00:06:56,650 --> 00:07:00,153 Toxic men don't die from decapitation... 53 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,156 I saw it on TV, 54 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:31,885 Maki! 55 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:43,763 Let's escape from here. 56 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:44,931 Yeah. 57 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,161 Obviously, it was killed after fighting. 58 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,265 That's easy to tell by the chopped off head. 59 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:24,671 The question is, where did the killer escape to? 60 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:31,244 Chief, there was a 3D woman running towards Showa Street. 61 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:35,648 It's not good if she makes it to the Amazon group at Ikebukuro. 62 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,117 Alone? 63 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,986 No, she was with a man. 64 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,922 A man? Not zombie but a real man? 65 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:43,556 Yes. 66 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,658 Otaku? 67 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:50,530 No, he didn't seem creepy, so it's not likely. 68 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,367 They were even holding hands. 69 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:59,005 There is no 3D woman who would hold hands with otaku. 70 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,775 I know that. 71 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:03,977 Then, I don't get it. 72 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:48,755 So, I's 2 so-called couple? 73 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,758 Something like that. 74 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,328 Hard to believe there's still a normal guy alive. 75 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,564 Shall we have him go after them? 76 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:01,468 There's Kakizaki platoon in Showa area, call them. 77 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,239 This is bito platoon, calling Kakizaki platoon. 78 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,709 This is Kakizaki platoon, go ahead. 79 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,579 Come in Kakizaki, hey Kakizaki. 80 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,149 This is Kakizaki. What's up? 81 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,584 How are things over there? 82 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:22,422 We found a 3D woman at an abandoned house, so we're having a zombie go after her. 83 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:27,227 There is another 3D woman coming in your direction, a couple. 84 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:32,999 A couple? Got it, we'll send our zombie after them, too. 85 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,536 One zombie was already killed by them, be careful. 86 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,673 Don't worry, our zombie is Takashi. 87 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,675 Later. 88 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,961 Okay, let's make a house to house search. 89 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:43,102 3D women are like roaches, if you find one, there are thirty or more... 90 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,704 Yes! Yes! 91 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,997 U.S. troops? 92 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,072 Oh, he's taken action. 93 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,520 Hey, look! 94 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,723 A rescue maybe? 95 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,925 Let's find out. 96 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,521 You have committed a security breach. 97 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,085 What are you saying? Speak Japanese. 98 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,659 What are you saying? Speak Japanese. 99 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,768 I am not hostile. 100 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,140 Rescue is part of my duty. 101 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,179 The helicopter going around has first aid supplies. 102 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,817 The temporary government in Osaka sanctioned my mission. 103 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,288 It doesn't matter what the Osaka government said. 104 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:07,627 This ain't Japan anymore, you'll be surprised to hear, it's now Akiba Empire. 105 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:18,304 No wonder missy from the US didn't know about us. We'll just take the aid supplies, thanks. 106 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,275 But, we don't allow security breaches and interventions. 107 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,377 Let him go. 108 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,682 Get them! 109 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,600 What the hell is she? 110 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,385 Shit. 111 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,137 Maki! 112 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,133 Shit, it's Amazon! 113 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,703 It's our territory, we won't let otaku do what they want! 114 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,072 You bastard! 115 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,744 You guys are so creepy! 116 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:30,482 Why don't you go back to Akihabara and jerk each other off! 117 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,457 He was shot in one ball so we can still use him. 118 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,226 Okay, bring him. 119 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,703 We'll get our payback! 120 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,340 Sergeant, why didn't we kill them all? 121 00:22:54,573 --> 00:23:01,113 I can't stand otaku guys, they're just so gross! 122 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,716 Saving lives is our first priority. 123 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,452 Are you alright? 124 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,522 Yes, thank you very much. 125 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:13,993 And who is this? 126 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,628 It's my husband. 127 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:17,529 Hubby? 128 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,266 So, you're not an otaku virgin? 129 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,402 Yeah, you don't look creepy at all. 130 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:24,870 Rather, pretty good-looking! 131 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:29,575 I am not otaku. 132 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,343 What are you doing!? 133 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,313 If he's legit, he'll still become a toxic man. 134 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,048 No, he won't! 135 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:41,754 Sergeant!? 136 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,991 There is a temporary shelter over there. 137 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,495 Security is very strict and no otaku or toxic man can infiltrate it. 138 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,498 There's enough food. 139 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:58,637 We can accept your wife but I'm not so sure about you. 140 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,174 First, you need to see Dr. Yagami. 141 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:11,083 The shelter is also a research institute to find the cause of the toxic man syndrome. 142 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,085 Let's hear the doctor's opinion. 143 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,109 You are amazing. 144 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:41,046 I was watching you fight, you're invincible. 145 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:43,716 Nothing beats the Pentagon's technology. 146 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:46,819 Can you communicate through speech? 147 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,122 If you can, I'd like to talk to you. 148 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:57,529 I am a cyborg, model D-101089. 149 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:02,334 I am the property of the U.S. defense department. 150 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:08,440 Oh, that's quite a friendly function, you make me happy. 151 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,945 Do you have a functioning g-spot as well? 152 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:15,280 I do not understand your question. 153 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:19,284 I see you don't get the joke, okay. 154 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,286 So, what's your mission? 155 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:31,430 To research the atomic bomb attack on Tokyo and to rescue refugees. 156 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:36,835 You talk so smoothly, I suspect you have another mission as well. 157 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:38,470 So, what's your true purpose? 158 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,374 I have no response to that question. 159 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:55,087 I get it, but to do research, won't you need a collaborator? 160 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,757 What is your objective? 161 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,828 Nothing much, just killing time. 162 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:06,165 Tell me about the outside world. 163 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:10,836 TV and internet are shut down so I have no clue what's going on. 164 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,205 What's going on in the world? 165 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:29,755 Due to toxic man syndrome, 90% of males have lost their sanity and become rapists... 166 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:33,659 ...and after their hearts stop functioning, they continue attacking women. 167 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:39,331 All the women raped die from the toxic bodily fluids from the toxic men. 168 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:45,838 It is evident from early tests that toxic men can only be killed by destroying their testicles. 169 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:54,947 Every nation's military and police have been taken over by women and are now under their control. 170 00:26:55,247 --> 00:27:05,157 Most countries around the world have restored order. 171 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,161 World population is approximately... 172 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,563 ...3 million male. 173 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:19,771 So, it's 100 million in total, we've been reduced to a 1/60 ratio. 174 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:24,343 Well, it could have been worse. 175 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:46,498 What is this? 176 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:58,710 I am telling you, somebody saw it. 177 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:03,916 Don't tell me some made up horror story. 178 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:08,153 A night crawler in the classroom? 179 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,388 Give me a break. 180 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:17,930 Here you go... 181 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,933 Oh, didn't you already eat? 182 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:25,237 Can I have another one? 183 00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:30,142 I see your young so you get hungry often, but we need to share. 184 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:31,643 But okay. 185 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,145 Thank you! 186 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:35,714 Miss Harumi? 187 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:47,559 Oh, it's a man, but he isn't creepy. 188 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:50,195 That's a man! 189 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,196 Is that a man? 190 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,566 He's not... He's not... He's not creepy. 191 00:28:56,168 --> 00:29:00,772 He's not toxic nor an otaku. Is he a normal guy? 192 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,376 It's still alive, unbelievable. 193 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:12,484 Doctor... 194 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:30,669 When we complete this study, it will be a big step for toxic men research. 195 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:33,338 What is the condition of his penis? 196 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,781 The expansion rate is 120%. 197 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,151 Corpus cavernosum is good. 198 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:53,792 Cowper's fluid secretion is also normal. 199 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:55,794 It's fully erect. 200 00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:58,830 Which means... 201 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,667 He's got a boner. 202 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,901 Sounds good. 203 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:04,970 Excuse me. 204 00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:13,278 So you are normal and alive, nice to meet you. 205 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,114 Um...yes. 206 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,617 Your examination has to be delayed. 207 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:23,055 We are about to communicate with the toxic man. 208 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,759 Toxic man...is it capable of communication? 209 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,594 We must attempt it. 210 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:33,065 If he can talk, we may be able to persuade him. 211 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,367 Yes. 212 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:56,955 More...more...more... 213 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,891 More..more..more.. 214 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,426 What do you mean by more? 215 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,763 More...pussy!! 216 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:10,902 More pussy...let me bang, let me bang! 217 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,704 Let me bang more! 218 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,774 Why do you only talk about sex? 219 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:19,678 Because I was born a male, { can't be helped. 220 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:28,320 To all men, every single woman encountered is a sexual object. 221 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,491 If a woman resists, I have no choice but to rape her. 222 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:36,128 What about your rational mind or social nature? 223 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:45,170 What about social imperative human wisdom, and laws passed down to us through the centuries? 224 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,772 And ethics and morals? 225 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,107 That's just a thing. 226 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:55,180 Since the dawn of mankind, 2 million years ago, men have always been raping women. 227 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:59,718 It's only 5,000 years since rape was legally banned... 228 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:03,989 The entire duration of mankind versus 5,000 years, think about it as money. 229 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:10,395 5,000 yen is just a token amount, but 2 million yen is an annual income. 230 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,898 Just can't beat ancient history. 231 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:16,368 Love...what about love? 232 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:19,037 That's also primordial, isn't it? 233 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,741 Love? You mean sex? 234 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,412 Rape is how we love women, you fool! 235 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,349 Don't you have the decency to care about a woman's feelings? 236 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:36,254 Huh, the trauma of sexually abused victims? 237 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,657 Give me a break, woman. 238 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,894 What about men's feelings? 239 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,299 The rate of suicide is 3 times higher in men. 240 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:53,371 It means men get hurt feelings 3 times more than women get raped. 241 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:59,411 Until all women take full responsibility for men who kill themselves from broken hearts... 242 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:03,615 ...men should not be blamed for rape. 243 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,550 Look at yourself! 244 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:09,154 It's all your fault for being so stuck up. 245 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,389 You, yourselves, asked for it! 246 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:18,396 Why don't you try being a man for a change, having a boner like this. 247 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:21,900 It's tough not getting laid. 248 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,537 It's so bad, it makes you wanna die. 249 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:30,375 What can I do with this boner even though I'm dead? 250 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:38,216 That's right, only when I am putting my dick in pussy, can I forget this pain. 251 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:43,321 That's why I will do more, I will bang more! 252 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:49,427 I will bang more, yeah, I will bang and bang!! 253 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,762 Stop it. 254 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,375 Well, doctor, please take care of these two. 255 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:38,677 I have nothing against your data, but the sex ratio doesn't fit Japan. 256 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,880 It's more like 50/50. 257 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,550 Or, there could be more men. 258 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,021 Why is that? 259 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:57,095 Because Tokyo, no, all of Japan is the land of the virgin otaku. 260 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,800 The Akiba Empire... 261 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,581 A world class condom maker has been doing sex research. 262 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,451 The frequency of sex in the world. The lowest was always Japan. 263 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,355 The lowest : Japan Compared to the numbers of leading countries, ... 264 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,424 Japan is less than half. 265 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:27,125 Greece 266 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:27,926 Italy 267 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:28,693 France 268 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,596 A few hundred times a year on average. 269 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:33,598 Japan... only 45 times. 270 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,300 Less than half. 271 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,135 It could be less than one third. 272 00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:39,437 In my opinion... 273 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,740 45 times a year on a weekly basis... 274 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:42,807 Almost once a week It should be enough. 275 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,578 How many Japanese are really having that much sex? 276 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:51,549 Maybe I think this way because I'm Japanese too. 277 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:56,621 I guess people around the world are a lot more into sex. 278 00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:01,860 Another way to say that is... 279 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:06,264 Non Japanese men are getting plenty. 280 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,536 Japanese men are getting laid the least Japanese men are getting laid the least. 281 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:15,740 Also Japanese women are the most stuck up in the world. 282 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,009 That's not to say they won't have sex. 283 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,412 At least not for free. 284 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:25,417 You mean prostitution? 285 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,490 Just like samurai and harakiri... 286 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:35,760 Geisha and yoshiwara are common terms around the world. 287 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,963 Older than samurai history... 288 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,065 Licensed quarter Older than samurai history... 289 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:41,900 Massage parlors. 290 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,268 Sexual health land. 291 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,870 Paid dating with a high school girl. 292 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,206 Japanese traditional customs. 293 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,510 If you pay, you can sleep with a nice woman. There are some nice women who let you sleep with them if you pay for it. 294 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,847 But they're a minority. 295 00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,318 Most of them only let someone they like have sex with them. 296 00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,088 The Influence of western culture They only prefer good-looking, successful and popular men. 297 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:03,988 Good looking... 298 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,056 Popular... 299 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,225 Winners... 300 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,794 Greedy Bitch They're all greedy bitches. 301 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:20,438 So that's the cause of the high male survival rate in Tokyo? 302 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:28,012 Exactly...otaku life-style was invented by those unlucky guys in Japan. 303 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,948 Otaku life-style. 304 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:47,866 Sergeant. 305 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:49,300 It's time for my shift. 306 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,370 You can rest till morning. 307 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,140 You have had very little sleep lately. 308 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,342 I can't sleep. 309 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:02,947 Besides, is there any progress with the doctor's research? 310 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,717 We must keep positive. 311 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,053 You're right, I'm sorry. 312 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,623 It's okay, now get some rest. 313 00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:12,357 Yes, ma'am. 314 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,492 Getting well-rested is part of your duty. 315 00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,765 Um...Sarg? 316 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,667 What? 317 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,737 You have been cold lately. 318 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:30,909 If you're nice to me, maybe I can fall asleep. 319 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:39,450 No history of injury or disease... 320 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,655 ...blood test shows no allergic reaction either. 321 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:49,727 I thought so, I didn't think I was unusual. 322 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:54,999 Don't be silly, you don't realize how precious you are. 323 00:38:55,767 --> 00:39:00,705 You're one of the only surviving normal males in the world. 324 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:02,774 Is that so? 325 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:09,247 What about those guys who use the toxic men to attack us? 326 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,283 They looked normal as well. 327 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,786 Are you talking about otaku? 328 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,090 Non popular creepy otaku. 329 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:22,894 Indeed, otaku guys are not toxic... 330 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,197 ...but we haven't found the reason why... 331 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,401 Otaku are so creepy and useless. 332 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,539 At least, they are not normal... 333 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,575 ...So they are not our object of research. 334 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,345 The reason you are so precious is... 335 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:45,450 ...you're not otaku nor a virgin, and you didn't become toxic. 336 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:51,656 I'd like you to cooperate with us. 337 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,995 Will you give us Shinji's sperm sample? 338 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:58,196 What? 339 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,298 Sperm sample? 340 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:05,169 Yes, the next time you have sex, please? 341 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:11,743 When you get the sample, please get it to us within 3 hours. 342 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:15,380 We've talked to the Sergeant... 343 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:18,216 ...you will be staying at our research facility. 344 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:24,923 This is to maintain your privacy as a couple. 345 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:28,760 But Shinji, you must not contact the other refugees. 346 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:33,531 You mean, I could become toxic? 347 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:38,836 I should say, you better not irritate the other refugees. 348 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,910 For instance, an unattractive male teacher... 349 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,780 ...can become very popular at an all girls school. 350 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:53,484 Something like that, everybody's very interested in Shinji. 351 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,693 Nozomi Hasegawa 352 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:32,824 Yes. 353 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,866 Let me introduce them... 354 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,068 They're staying in the room next door. 355 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:45,269 Maki and Shinji. 356 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:49,474 Oh, you're the surviving couple. 357 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:52,910 She's helping us with our research, Nozomi. 358 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:53,978 Nice meeting you. 359 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:55,813 You, too. 360 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,548 How do you do? 361 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,189 Nothing in here. 362 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:12,263 So far, it seems safe here. 363 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,403 Hey, Shiniji... 364 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,075 What should we do with it? 365 00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:26,177 I'm so tired... 366 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,781 Let's just sleep tonight. 367 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,284 Yeah, all right. 368 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,368 It feels good... 369 00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,404 It's been a while... 370 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,747 I will make you cum. 371 00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:15,419 No, that's not fair to you... 372 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:58,429 Why don't you cum first? 373 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:04,035 How could you talk like that to your superior? 374 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:07,171 No, we must cum together... 375 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,325 Otaku-style. 376 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:04,962 The patriarch was someone from... 377 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,131 Patriarch ...South India to China. 378 00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:09,133 Bodhidharma. 379 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,604 It's zen. 380 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,274 I know Zen. 381 00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:21,045 It's Japanese spiritual culture. 382 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,418 9 years facing the wall He stayed home and faced the wall for nine years. 383 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,720 In reality, every form is empty... 384 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,088 ...and emptiness is the true form. 385 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,359 From earthly desires to liberation and enlightenment. 386 00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:39,263 Consciousness, which didn't take root in either India or China... 387 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:40,331 ...remained in Japan. 388 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,467 It was established on a large scale... 389 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:44,635 ...In the Kamakura period. 390 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,004 It became the moral code of the Samurai... 391 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:49,507 ...and it spread among the general public. 392 00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:53,077 Another patriarch at the time... 393 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:55,179 ...was Kenji Miyazawa, creator of fantasy literature. 394 00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:01,819 He cared for his sister who died young and he remained a virgin all his life. 395 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,220 A virgin for life He cared for his sister who died young and he remained a virgin all his life. 396 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,491 He collected a great number of "Shunga" paintings. 397 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:09,327 Shunga? 398 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,665 Stylized color paintings of sexual acts... 399 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,902 ...between men and women. 400 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,404 Works of Utamaro Kitagawa... 401 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:21,639 ...or Hokusai Katsushika... 402 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:25,109 ...have been shown at the British Museum. 403 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,011 You mean "ukiyoe"? 404 00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:32,249 It is known to have influenced Van Gogh, Picasso and pop art... 405 00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:35,586 ...of the mid century in Japan. 406 00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,023 Such style... 407 00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:41,659 ...and sense of full color... 408 00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:43,394 ...have been passed on to... 409 00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,597 Moe Style anime ...the modern anime design of "moe". 410 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:48,733 Moe? 411 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,869 Moe doesn't mean cute. 412 00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:53,838 Moe is deeper than that. 413 00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,912 Can you read what that sign says? 414 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:05,149 Wabi... 415 00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:06,217 Sabi... 416 00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:08,719 Moe. 417 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:13,491 Sen Rikyu. 418 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,460 From the Toyotomi period. 419 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:22,633 The ideal way created by the great haiku poet, Matsuo Basho. 420 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,937 Somewhat sad and stale taste... 421 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:28,739 Wabi, Sabi. 422 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,675 Add moe to that... 423 00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,178 ...and it creates the principal spirit of otaku. 424 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,251 The good spirit of otaku in these days... 425 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,020 ...Is not to mourn the lack of sex... 426 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,090 ...or attaining enlightenment... 427 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,126 Enlightenment ...and disconnect from others... 428 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,762 ...not having a stable job... 429 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:56,333 ...facing a computer screen for 9 years... 430 00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,769 ...watching moe anime... 431 00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:00,638 ...playing gal games... 432 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:02,406 ...following pop idols.. 433 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,942 ...and searching porn websites. 434 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:10,314 Those otaku were learning the zen method... 435 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:12,316 Emptiness is the true form Those otaku were learning zen method... 436 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:18,389 Sex drive, moe, sublimation They learned how to sublimate the sex drive into moe. 437 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:22,193 Enlightenment Then they started achieving enlightenment. 438 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:30,167 That's how they survived the toxic man syndrome. 439 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,518 Defeat girls 440 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,788 Oh I've been looking for this for years... 441 00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:55,092 Is it true that Maeda platoon was wiped out? 442 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,095 Yes, all bodies were identified. 443 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:01,165 So, did Amazon do that? 444 00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:03,701 There's nobody else, is there? 445 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:09,473 As payback, there might be an all-out attack on Amazon. 446 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:16,146 I say yes, cause there's no reason to keep 3D women alive. 447 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,848 If an all-out attack is confirmed... 448 00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,751 ...our next big meeting will be quite heated up! 449 00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:23,087 I wonder if miss Momoko will sing. 450 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:29,560 You bet! I heard her new song is ultimate moe. 451 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:34,865 I need to see her holy face soon, or I'll die... 452 00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:38,502 We're gonna miss her VIP event... 453 00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:40,971 Shit, I can't take it. 454 00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:45,643 Special audience hall 455 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:55,252 Now, to honor the achievement of Sugimoto platoon for killing 13 3D women... 456 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:59,089 ...we're about to entertain a special audience. 457 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:03,394 Photography is permitted for the next 30 minutes... 458 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:08,666 A special select few will be, permitted to take a personal photo. 459 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,591 Miss Momoko, please strike a pose. 460 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:49,907 Will you hold mister Akira? 461 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:27,004 I remember well, when women laughed at me. 462 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:34,044 I was bullied, and video taped by women. 463 00:53:34,578 --> 00:53:39,083 The boys planned the funeral to impress the girls in the class. 464 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:47,357 Men had to prove themselves to be desirable, resulting in bullying and social inequality. 465 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:52,596 Hence, bullying was caused by women! 466 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:56,366 We should have known long ago... 467 00:53:58,836 --> 00:54:08,579 ...that there is no gadget cat from the future coming to the rescue! 468 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,249 Greedy 3D women will always go after... 469 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,551 ...violent jocks.. 470 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,987 ...or a rich boy with a pretty face! 471 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:19,189 We are dorks... 472 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:24,428 ...destined to remain virgins for the rest of our lives! 473 00:54:25,829 --> 00:54:30,768 But listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser... 474 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:37,307 We don't need real sex with 3D women! 475 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:42,579 We have advanced beyond sex, we have anime... 476 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:45,983 We have games, we have manga, also adult videos... 477 00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:48,418 And of course straight to video movies, too. 478 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:52,189 ...and more than anything, we have our own holy idol. 479 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:59,196 Unlike those normal guys who go after women for love, games and sex... 480 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:03,300 We know more about true love. 481 00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:12,843 Look at those jocks and good looking rich guys... 482 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,646 They end up being toxic zombies. 483 00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:25,522 Men with truly satisfied lives turn into toxic men. 484 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:28,826 God gave them true form. 485 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:32,863 So...as a result who's the real winner now? 486 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:34,398 No need to even think about it... 487 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:35,799 ...it's us... 488 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,868 Virgin Otakul! 489 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:48,445 Let us have revenge on our true enemy, 3D women. 490 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:55,752 Let those cold blooded greedy women... 491 00:55:55,986 --> 00:56:02,893 ...who humiliated us by calling us creepy... 492 00:56:03,126 --> 00:56:07,231 ...get what they deserve. 493 00:56:07,464 --> 00:56:10,901 Let them teach you, virgin otaku... 494 00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:17,674 ...never forget what they did to us. 495 00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:21,612 Let's work off this grudge! 496 00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:27,517 Let those zombies go after them... 497 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,687 ...and enjoy their bloody shower. 498 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,723 Let those 3D women become extinct! 499 00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:36,760 When our mission is completed... 500 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:38,795 ...we will have a cry of triumph. 501 00:56:39,663 --> 00:56:44,401 Let's praise us, otaku, true men... 502 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:50,874 We live with Akiba Empire! 503 00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:05,856 Let us welcome Miss Momoko. 504 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:14,164 Let them fear us by making our battle roar! 505 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,033 Wabi! 506 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,068 Sabi! 507 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:20,737 Moe! 508 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,621 Momoko... 509 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:31,862 Momoko... 510 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:27,717 Momoko... 511 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:40,657 Momoko. 512 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,633 You! You must be the toilet ghost! 513 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,301 I knew it! 514 01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:53,603 You scared me! 515 01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:58,642 Do you think you can do that!? 516 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,443 Shelter game. 517 01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,212 What are you doing!? 518 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,313 See? 519 01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:04,681 Love is not a game! 520 01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:09,052 It's all about the game. Mankind will be ruined anyway. 521 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,788 I am saying we will be ruined... 522 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:17,927 We just have to educate men, like Sam. 523 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:22,932 Our research is about love. 524 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,734 Actually... 525 01:03:25,201 --> 01:03:29,172 Actually, I am a virgin and a good girl... 526 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,414 A raid!! 527 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,850 Rape them all! 528 01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:49,159 Sarg, we are out of ammo! 529 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,794 Same here! 530 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,529 Too many balls to shoot? 531 01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:02,772 In ancient times, there was a princess... 532 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,708 ...worshipped as an idol goddess. 533 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:11,848 After losing her sanity, she started singing as a reflex reaction. 534 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:21,825 Project Herod? 535 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:25,261 Project Herod is known as infant massacre... 536 01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:28,698 With this much technology, that's all you got? 537 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:31,901 If you get in my way, I have to kill you. 538 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:39,209 Long ago...mankind... men...women were finished! 539 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:43,613 Kanae...save us one more time! 540 01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:54,224 This is something lesbians can't get! 541 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:56,760 It's so good! 542 01:04:56,993 --> 01:05:00,597 Have you done this with a guinea pig before? 543 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:06,336 It's not a zombie, it's my husband! 544 01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:10,273 I'm so happy that we're married... 38989

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