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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:29,280 So, after the butterfly flew out of Goff's head, 2 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,615 what happened to it? 3 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,409 I shot it. It just... blew apart. 4 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:36,454 It would've been nice to have captured it, but I guess it's good it didn't get away. 5 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,373 I'm not sure I'm ever gonna walk again. 6 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:40,917 Why? 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,959 Motherfucker cut half my pinky toe off. 8 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,462 It's the most important toe there is. 9 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,505 - I don't think so. - Okay, that's not true. 10 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,673 Yeah, it is! You can't walk without it! 11 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,425 You can walk just fine without a pinky toe. 12 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:52,637 You'll fall over all the time, look stupid, and everyone will laugh at you. 13 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,555 Who's gonna laugh at you for falling over because you don't have a toe? 14 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,976 I was just imagining it. I'm s... I'm sorry. 15 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,646 You can't walk if you lose your metatarsal. 16 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,980 That's like the knuckle of the pinky toe. 17 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:06,108 But if you just lose your pinky, it's fine. 18 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,655 What are we gonna do about him? 19 00:01:11,948 --> 00:01:12,990 - Hey, no! - No! 20 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,985 - You okay to drive now? - Yeah. 21 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:16,447 Harcourt and Adebayo, go through those boxes from the Goff residence. 22 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,698 See if there's anything to lead us to other butterflies. 23 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,117 Me? Why not John? 24 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,827 He's got to keep Judomaster alive! 25 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,746 Peacemaker, in my office. 26 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,297 You sure your head is in this? 27 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,674 - What? - You choked last night. 28 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,342 Are you kidding me? Maybe that wouldn't have happened 29 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,678 if you put a goddamn dove of peace on the sniper rifle! 30 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,225 One of the most important things about killing someone, to me, 31 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,310 is a fucking dove of peace on the weapon. 32 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,728 That's bullshit, and you know it! 33 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:49,563 You also told me to kill kids. You didn't say why! 34 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,857 Yeah, okay, one was homely. 35 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:52,900 That didn't make it better, it made it worse! 36 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:54,276 I started to feel sorry for it. 37 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,988 Yeah, I may have pushed you too hard on that one. 38 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,323 I made a vow to have peace at any cost, 39 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,867 no matter how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it. 40 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,870 But I'm not fucking killing kids just because you say so! 41 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:08,666 You're sure that's all it is? 42 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,255 - Yeah. - Good... 43 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,758 'cause right now the world needs a son of a bitch, and you're the only one I got. 44 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:23,681 - Fuck it! Fuck! Fuck! - Well, I guess him now, too. 45 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,809 Fuck, it hurts to walk on! 46 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:27,810 - You sure about that? - Yes. 47 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,396 Why? 48 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,151 Vigilante's a bit, uh... 49 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,653 You think that's something I wouldn't have noticed? 50 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:40,197 Yeah. Yeah, right. 51 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,866 Ever since I had to team up with Matter-Eater Lad, 52 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,576 my sense of what's normal is a little fucked up. 53 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,536 You have to keep Vigilante close. 54 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,579 If he talks, he could ruin everything. 55 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,040 I once saw him eat an entire Wendy's Restaurant. 56 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,374 Vigilante ate a restaurant? 57 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:53,169 No, Matter-Eater Lad. That's his power, he can eat anything. 58 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:54,920 They took too long with his fries or something. The guy's a fucking lunatic. 59 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:57,298 His name is Matter-Eater Lad? 60 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,175 Yeah, but with all that's going on, why are you so interested in him? 61 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:02,053 Not the time to be getting distracted, Murn. 62 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:04,305 Okay. 63 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,642 Hey, these butterflies... 64 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:12,730 they're like alien bugs that crawl up into human brains and control people? 65 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,565 Get some rest, come back tonight. 66 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,983 We'll explain the whole thing. 67 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:18,986 Okay. 68 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,009 Listen, again, I'm sorry about last night. 69 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,930 I've never killed anyone before. 70 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:47,723 You said. 71 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,976 I've never shot anyone. 72 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,105 I've never shot at anyone. 73 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,439 Hell, I'm a pescatarian. 74 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:02,363 So, you're okay with making that poor bastard's last minute of life 75 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:05,366 the worst suffering imaginable because you're too much of a coward 76 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,076 to put him out of his misery, 77 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,245 but you won't eat a fucking fish? 78 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:10,663 Got it. 79 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,331 I do eat fish. Pescatarians, we don't eat pork, 80 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:16,460 - or beef or... - I don't give a shit, Adebayo. 81 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,672 The truth is, you want to do this job, you can't balk. Ever. 82 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,383 You have to make the hard choice when necessary. 83 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:33,144 I gotta go to the bathroom. 84 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:03,299 Hey! You're just gonna keep him here? 85 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,009 What else are we supposed to do with him? 86 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,344 I don't know, a hospital? 87 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,013 What, so he can narc? 88 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,347 God, there's so many secrets. 89 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:13,184 Yeah, that's what black ops is, dude. 90 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,732 And, um, don't worry about Harcourt. 91 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,192 She doesn't really like anybody. 92 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:24,278 Yeah, I just gotta show her and Murn that I got what it takes, I guess. 93 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,615 Well, I got what it takes. Stomped his ass! 94 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:40,252 Uh-huh. 95 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,796 Don't fuck with John Economos, motherfucker! 96 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,344 Hey, swing by my dad's on the way home. 97 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,262 He's got a helmet I think I can use in all this. 98 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:56,602 Listen, uh, I've been meaning to thank you for allowing me to be tortured last night. 99 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,231 You're welcome? 100 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,108 You know, I would... For a minute, I was... I was kinda PO'd. 101 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,903 Like, you didn't care about the fact that I was in... 102 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,656 you know, agonizing pain! 103 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,076 Okay. 104 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,703 Yeah, but then I realized you were... you were just supporting me 105 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,872 and helping me to become the best me that I could be. 106 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:19,250 Someone who doesn't spill the beans while being electrocuted 107 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,085 and having half his toe cut off. 108 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:26,215 - You seem to be walking okay. - Well, I'll probably never walk as good again. 109 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,093 But it's worth it, you know, for being a more evolved human being, so... 110 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,845 thank you! 111 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,681 I've never had a friend quite like you. 112 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,437 - What? - It just seems like, under the surface, 113 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,855 - you're kinda angry about it. - I'm not. 114 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,774 - Seems like you are. - Well, I'm not at all, dude. 115 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,234 Okay, the way you said "dude" right there. 116 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,277 - What? - Seems miffed. 117 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,945 Nah, I said it like I always say it. 118 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,822 You know what? If anything, you should be grateful, 119 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,324 because you would feel really guilty if I gave that guy information 120 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:54,451 'cause you were too much of a candy-ass to take a little torture. 121 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,453 Oh, yeah, I would have been real guilty! 122 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,373 You see, that. That, right there, was angry. 123 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,791 No, it wasn't! It was normal. 124 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,876 I was... I was agreeing with you. 125 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,055 Why does your father have an upside-down American flag on his lawn? 126 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,307 I don't know, dude. It's a Deep State thing. 127 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,643 Or your dad is a racist wack job. 128 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,396 Oh, yeah? Your dad left your mom for another dude. 129 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,897 - Hey! - He did. 130 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,566 Yeah, and they're deeply in love. 131 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:29,069 I doubt it. You know, I think he's just pretending to be gay to get away from you. 132 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:32,323 Okay, maybe! But what does that have to do with anything? 133 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,116 I don't know. I thought we were talking about dads. 134 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,368 Stay here, I'll be back. 135 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:56,764 Fuck it. 136 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:00,768 Oh, hey, it's you! 137 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,771 This is KWUE, your news at noon. 138 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:08,233 Chaos at the Evergreen Zoo this morning, as zookeepers report 139 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,195 Charlie, the silverback gorilla, is missing. 140 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:15,949 The facility has been closed, and forensics teams have been sweeping the area. 141 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:20,120 Zoo officials say they have no idea how the gorilla was stolen... 142 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,961 And I hope Charlie comes back, too. I love that gorilla! 143 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,429 There are gaps in the armor. 144 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,389 - What? - Your dad's White Dragon costume, right? 145 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,765 There are weak points where the cloth is. 146 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:22,808 I thought I told you to wait in the car! 147 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,268 All the radio stations are playing commercials... 148 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,687 How is it so big in this place? 149 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,813 It's a quantum unfolding storage area. 150 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,190 It leads to a dimensional nodule outside normal space. 151 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:35,112 Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy for a racist, to make a place like this. 152 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,614 And if your dad's a racist, and you work with him... 153 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,867 I don't work with him! He makes me stuff. 154 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,537 If it walks like a duck, that's all I'm saying. 155 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,164 What the fuck's that supposed to mean? 156 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,875 If it walks like a duck, it's either a duck, 157 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,378 or a duck wearing... some type of human... costume... 158 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:54,339 I don't know! He's... he's unable to hide his distinctive walk! 159 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,632 How the fuck could that even happen? 160 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,050 How would what happen? 161 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,969 A duck in a human costume? 162 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,637 The sizes are completely incompatible! 163 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,723 I don't know. Ducks are sneaky, I guess. 164 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,766 I guess that's the whole point of the phrase. 165 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,603 That, and they could give two shits about their best friend's pinky toe! 166 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,271 Get out of here. You don't belong here! 167 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,355 Don't push me! 168 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,160 Batman has a coterie of supervillains. 169 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,662 - Joker, Riddler, Mad Hatter... - So what? 170 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:30,417 You said you were a superhero, like Batman. 171 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,336 Do you have a coterie of supervillains? 172 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,837 No, he doesn't. 173 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,715 So, maybe you're not a superhero after all. 174 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,848 You wanna know why I don't have a coterie of supervillains? 175 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:45,974 Why? 176 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:48,352 My coterie of supervillains is six-feet-fucking-under! 177 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,521 There, you see? Batman doesn't kill people! 178 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,065 - Because he's a pussy! - He's a dark creature of the night! 179 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,858 He's a jackass! 180 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,986 Who wrestles with murderers dressed like clowns and throws them in prison! 181 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,197 So they can break out of prison and then murder more people. 182 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,824 Riddle me this, how many people you think Batman's indirectly murdered 183 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,536 by being too much of a candy-ass not to kill these fools 184 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,704 who clearly need to be smoked once and for all, 185 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,706 you wrinkly, Sharpei-looking, dementia-infested fuck? 186 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:13,669 Jesus! I was just trying to make conversation. 187 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,463 Fuck it. 188 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:20,092 With an attitude like that, you're definitely a supervillain. 189 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,303 You're gonna end up in jail with your father soon enough! 190 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,306 What are you talking about? 191 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,400 - Peacemaker. - What the fuck, Murn? 192 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,777 The only way to get the cops off our tail was to frame my dad for what I did? 193 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:43,073 It wasn't the plan. It was an impulsive decision. 194 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,617 It's my dad, man! Jesus! Did you ever have a fucking dad? 195 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,995 I did. I wasn't created in a Petri dish. 196 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:53,917 If you want to come back, we can talk about this like adults. 197 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,253 No! No! My dad's in jail, I'm going to see him. 198 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,297 Smith, I don't think that's wise. 199 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,381 Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you, man! 200 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,842 You people only fucking care about yourselves anyway! 201 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,641 I don't know where all this money is going. 202 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,560 - Holy shit. - Yeah. 203 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,773 Me? 204 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,779 Yeah, it's probably because you're the one who framed Peacemaker's father. 205 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,618 Fuck you. 206 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,161 Yeah. 207 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,920 What? 208 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,840 Just, I told you those people weren't best friend material. 209 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,596 You were right. 210 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,473 Hey, I'm sorry, man, I wasn't more compassionate 211 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,600 about you being tortured and everything. 212 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,853 Aw, get out of here! Are you kidding me? Come on, that's... that's stupid, dude. 213 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,855 - I... I was being stupid. - No, I was. 214 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,190 Pinky toes aren't that important. 215 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,441 Yeah, you were being weird about that. 216 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,652 Yeah, I was. Sorry. 217 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,405 Hey, do you want me to take you to the jail to see your dad? 218 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:08,825 Yeah, even though I know he's a racist. 219 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,120 Shouldn't you kill him then? 220 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,748 No! I'm not gonna kill my dad. 221 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,668 - Why not? - Because I love him. 222 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:24,299 Oh. 223 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,551 My dad and I both hate crime. 224 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,012 It's the only thing we agree on, and he makes me stuff, okay? 225 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:34,184 Sure. Yeah, no, I mean, my dad never made me anything. 226 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,936 He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me. 227 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,650 - Me? - He trusts you most. 228 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,527 I think he trusts Harcourt the most. 229 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,696 No, he wants to have sex with Harcourt. 230 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,031 He trusts you. He said you were the only one 231 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,825 he was sure wasn't a butterfly. 232 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,828 I need you to talk him out of seeing his father. 233 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:53,954 That could screw us in a number of ways. 234 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,590 Your lack of a resume made me hesitant to bring you onto this team. 235 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,135 But Amanda Waller insisted you were ready. 236 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,262 Prove her right. 237 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:27,362 Well, go. 238 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,933 Hey, Peacemaker. 239 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,227 - Fuck off, Adebayo. - We messed up, we know it. 240 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:02,314 But that doesn't mean you should destroy what we're doing because of it! 241 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,273 - Was it Murn? - No. 242 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,568 - Harcourt? - No. Man, I... I shouldn't say. 243 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,529 Economos? Motherfucker! How did he do it? 244 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,698 He changed your car registration for your father's name, 245 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:12,949 and changed out your fingerprints for his. 246 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,202 Why don't they just re-fingerprint him? 247 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,953 Well, they're a government bureaucracy. 248 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,955 They can, but double-checking things isn't exactly protocol. 249 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,001 I can't just abandon him in there. 250 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,419 I have to go talk to him. 251 00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:27,714 Do you? Really? Look, we all know what he's done to you. 252 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,633 You don't know shit! 253 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,509 We do. 254 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,303 It... it's in your files, Chris. 255 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,387 It's "Chris" now? 256 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,849 How he's treated you, your whole life. 257 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,311 What's it say? 258 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,481 Nothing, just... 259 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,817 - Okay, he's got his issues, right? - Issues? 260 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,777 He's a white supremacist who used to dress up 261 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,529 as a supervillain called the White Dragon. 262 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,780 He's not as bad as he seems! 263 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,741 He thinks people with my color skin are second-class citizens. 264 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,160 That's fucked up, okay? 265 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,455 People change! 266 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:03,166 And he's actually a good guy inside? 267 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,044 - Yeah. - Well, we all want to believe that our parents are flawed 268 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:10,131 but innately good, and maybe, usually, that's the case. 269 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,341 But not here. 270 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,595 Your dad is not a good man! 271 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,973 Not to the world, and especially not to you. 272 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,356 He's still family. 273 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,482 Chris! 274 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,071 Well, he has to do what he has to do, I guess. 275 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,656 I take it you're Vigilante. 276 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,200 - No. - You sound like him. 277 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,161 - No, I don't. - That's a fake voice. 278 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,373 Nope. 279 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,250 It changed from what it was two seconds ago. 280 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,877 I was about to cough! 281 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,254 But yeah, this... This is more my real voice. 282 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,843 - Why are you limping? - Snowboarding accident! 283 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,429 Totally unrelated in any way to Vigilante! 284 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,222 I don't even know who Vigilante is! 285 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,975 Who is he? 286 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,895 Might even be a she, I have no way of knowing. 287 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,231 Except that Vigilante's voice sounds like mine, according to you. 288 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,483 Which makes me surmise, yeah, maybe it's a he. 289 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,237 You ain't killing it right now. 290 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,949 That's right. 291 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,035 - No! You? - Yeah, it don't matter! 292 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,829 - Oh, yeah! - Get the fuck outta here! 293 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,873 - I ain't got no... - Smith, you got a visitor. 294 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,210 Dad, listen... 295 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,796 I didn't know anything about this, okay? 296 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,008 The people I'm working with, they did their own thing. 297 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,594 They switched your fingerprints for mine. 298 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,929 They did what? 299 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,097 I know, it's fucked up, but I had nothing to do with it. 300 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,807 They think this is gonna stick? 301 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,434 No. I thi... I don't know. 302 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,394 All I got to do is go to these assholes and say, 303 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,437 "Hey, check the fingerprints! They don't match!" 304 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,230 I know. 305 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,400 I saw you come out of your mother's cooch. 306 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,568 I shoulda slit your throat then and there. 307 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,487 Come on, Dad! 308 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,863 I never had any feelings for you, not like your brother. 309 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:59,950 Him, I fucking loved. But you? 310 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,369 You were just a blob of flesh I felt nothing for. 311 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,038 Well, Dad, maybe I'm a grower... 312 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,415 not a shower. 313 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,291 - What? - I don't mean like a dick! 314 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,670 I mean, like, a... a person, like, a guy, 315 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,923 who you... like more as time goes on. 316 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,092 An individual you don't like and then... 317 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,720 you... you learn to like. 318 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,681 You're comparing yourself to a choad! 319 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:23,807 Not in a bad way! 320 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,644 Deep State's got you so twisted up in their agenda 321 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,854 that you're comparing yourself to a little cock. 322 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,148 No, this is... this is the opposite of the Deep State. 323 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,693 - Bullshit! - No, Dad, if anything, we're working against the Deep State. 324 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,572 I'll make sure I fill the detective in on that. 325 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,907 Listen, I can't say much, but... 326 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,410 you don't like illegal aliens? 327 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,662 These are real illegal aliens. 328 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,666 I'll turn myself in, I swear, as soon as the operation's over. 329 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,503 This is bigger than me. It's bigger than you. 330 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,173 And I'm just asking, for once, just make the sacrifice. 331 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,176 You're a rube like you've always been. 332 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,762 I'm not letting my own damn son work for them. 333 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,599 I'm no rat, but the first chance I get, 334 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,185 I'm spilling everything. 335 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,730 I don't mean to be a jerk here, Dad, but technically, that... 336 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,691 exactly makes you a rat. 337 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,277 - Technically, just factually... - Get the fuck out of my sight! 338 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,739 My use for you is over. 339 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:24,367 Guards! Open it up. 340 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,412 Get him out of here. 341 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,793 You think they'll arrest Peacemaker in there? 342 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,840 I hope not. 343 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,056 He's bogged down by his old man. 344 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,725 Chris is. 345 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,853 He's a good man... 346 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,775 like you. 347 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,401 You think I'm a good man? 348 00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,569 Yeah. 349 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,488 I can tell. 350 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,742 But his father? 351 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,496 I'd say he's one of the worst people to ever set foot on this planet. 352 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:11,623 Now, Chris... 353 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,751 he has a big heart, so he wants to find something to love there, 354 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:19,506 but there's... there is nothing to love inside of that man. 355 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,219 And it... kills me... 356 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:28,848 'cause... I don't think Chris is ever gonna be happy as long as his father's around. 357 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,852 And I just wish there was some way he would just... 358 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,567 go away. 359 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,322 I gotta go do something. 360 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,700 Okay. 361 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,453 Fuck. 362 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,377 Where's Vigilante? 363 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,670 Vigilante? That was Vigilante? 364 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,672 Shut up. 365 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,298 He had something to do, I don't know. 366 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,467 What'd your dad say? 367 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,593 Jesus Christ... 368 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,929 He said he's gonna rat us out. 369 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,639 Have you slept? 370 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,392 - No. - Let me drop you off, then. 371 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,477 - Hey! What do we do about... - Your dad? 372 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,647 - Yeah. - Murn will work it out, it'll be fine. 373 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,191 I just didn't want you to get arrested while you were in there. 374 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,943 Murn said I gotta keep eyes on Vigilante. 375 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,320 Don't worry about it, it'll be fine, too! 376 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,791 You're gonna be all right. 377 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,338 My dad hates my guts. 378 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,091 Everybody hates my guts. 379 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,552 I'm a choad, and not the good kind. 380 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,681 I don't hate your guts. 381 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,226 And I think you're the... 382 00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,353 the good kind of choad. 383 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,108 Hmm. 384 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,562 What's going on here? 385 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,440 God, what the fuck did they put in this? 386 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,582 What the fuck are you doing? 387 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,459 I don't have to tell you that, motherfucker! 388 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,919 Get face down on the ground! Now! 389 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,089 Fine! I don't care, I'll get on the ground all day long. 390 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,968 Just watch my pinky toe on my right foot. 391 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:13,429 Uh, pinky toes aren't that important, you don't need it to walk or anything, 392 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:16,015 but I've sustained an injury and it hurts, so... 393 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,160 Oh, shit. 394 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,584 Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself. 395 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:44,585 Hey, John. 396 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:48,464 Oh, my god! We are so incredibly fucked! 397 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,633 Like, next level fucked, okay? 398 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,635 I checked the restraints, they were tight. 399 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,387 I don't know how the fuck he got loose. 400 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:56,097 Who? 401 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,473 Who the fuck do you think? 402 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:58,766 Judoma... 403 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,644 Fuck. 404 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,149 Fuck! 405 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,900 I think Cobra Kai just got out! 406 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,242 Hey, I want to see that Detective Song, 407 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,827 I got some information about the case. 408 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,415 All right. 409 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,046 Where'd he go? 410 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:37,930 Here, here, here. 411 00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,102 The hallway window. 412 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,172 Rematch, motherfucker! 413 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,257 Okay. 414 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,426 Fuck you! 415 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,344 - Fuck you! - Fucker. 416 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:06,936 You... 417 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,813 have a weird, bubbly-shaped body! 418 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:10,815 Personal insults? 419 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,650 Real mature, shrimp! 420 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,294 You have no idea! 421 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,464 Butterflies... they're not what you think! 422 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,466 They are... 423 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,649 I was gonna win that fight! 424 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:56,444 What? 425 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:01,616 This was a big rematch, and... 426 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,409 I was reclaiming my honor, and... 427 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:05,786 ...I was gonna win that fight, you... 428 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:08,956 - fucked it all up! - Oh jeez, you're welcome! 429 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,960 I'm not trying to be ungrateful, it's just... 430 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:14,420 Fuck! 431 00:29:14,504 --> 00:29:16,172 I've never killed a man before. 432 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:18,674 Oh, you still haven't. 433 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:23,221 These martial artists... they are hardcore. 434 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:25,056 Their heart stops beating, they just concentrate 435 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,599 and move a kidney up into its place. 436 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,018 Then the kidney circulates the blood through the system. 437 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,770 No, that's not something that happens. 438 00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:32,480 Only the greats, just a few times. 439 00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,023 No, that's never happened, ever. 440 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,691 Yeah, it has. One or two times, it has. 441 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,027 No one has ever replaced their own heart with a kidney! 442 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,029 We have to get him back inside! 443 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,364 Yeah, okay. 444 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,282 Hey, what do you think he was about to say? 445 00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:45,576 "The butterflies, they're not what you think. They're..." 446 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:53,084 Chase... let's go. 447 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:21,255 What's your story, motherfucker? 448 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:24,133 Oh, shit! 449 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:29,889 Eagly, hey, hey, hey! No. No! No! No! 450 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,132 And this time you didn't balk, huh? 451 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,135 Do you think he's gonna die? 452 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:09,845 Hmm, probably. 453 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:13,474 I'm not cut out for this shit. 454 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,731 The first time I killed someone, I didn't have my period for three months. 455 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:22,692 And then it gets easier? 456 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,276 No, not really. 457 00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:28,114 But it's good it hurts. 458 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:31,867 Otherwise, you become like Amanda Waller, 459 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,994 and you start treating human life like it's nothing. 460 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,874 None of this sits right with me. 461 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,920 First, I manipulated 462 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:46,590 Vigilante into going into prison and killing Peacemaker's father, 463 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:49,385 - and now this. - Back up. What? 464 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,847 Every time I turn around, one of you is doing something fucked up! 465 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,724 I thought Waller gave me soldiers. 466 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,642 Instead, it's the fucking Apple Dumpling Gang! 467 00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,478 Classic pull! 468 00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:00,438 And who are the Apple Dumpling Gang? 469 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:02,648 Incompetent dinguses! 470 00:33:02,732 --> 00:33:04,734 But they always triumph in the end. 471 00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:05,943 - Fuck you, John! - Jesus. 472 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:09,739 You told Vigilante to kill Peacemaker's father? 473 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,282 I didn't tell him to, 474 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:12,950 I just kind of put the idea in his head. 475 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:15,119 That Peacemaker would be better off without his father? 476 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,079 Well, his father is gonna go to the authorities 477 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,582 and tell 'em how we switched out the fingerprints. 478 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,584 I was just trying to make the hard choice. 479 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,627 Seeing as we're already losing Peacemaker's trust, 480 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:24,962 how's he gonna feel when he finds out 481 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:28,924 we manipulated his best friend into killing his father? 482 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,634 Actually, that'd be Eagly. 483 00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:32,178 What? 484 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,013 Nothing, it's just he claims that Eagly, that that's his best friend. 485 00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,768 You said, "best friend," okay? 486 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,270 I'm just making sure we're all on the same page, 487 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:46,150 in case someone here thinks that Adebayo convinced Eagly to kill Peacemaker's father. 488 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,943 Who would think that? 489 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,945 - Maybe Harcourt? - Fuck you! 490 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,614 Why is everybody "fucking you" to me? 491 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:55,284 I'm gonna believe she mentally manipulated the pet eagle into killing his father? 492 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,913 You're gullible! I call in sick all the time, and I'm lying! 493 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,248 I know you're lying, I just don't give a fuck! 494 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:01,791 I'm not stupid! 495 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,125 Neither is Peacemaker! 496 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:05,795 But you seem to think he is. 497 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:06,921 I don't think he's stupid. 498 00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:09,006 He'll know exactly what you tried to do. 499 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:12,426 Not only that, his father, the goddamn White Dragon, 500 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,053 is a trained killer! 501 00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:16,931 He could kill Vigilante, and without Vigilante, 502 00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:20,643 we're taking on the butterflies one man down! 503 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,228 Half a man down. The guy's a psychopath. 504 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:25,481 It's the four of us against a damn alien invasion. 505 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,400 We need a psychopath. 506 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,194 I'm sorry, Mr. Murn. 507 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,031 Can you get Vigilante out of the system 508 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,117 before he screws us worse than we're already screwed? 509 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,330 I don't even know this guy's name. 510 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:45,835 White male, 5'11", thirties, green eyes. 511 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:53,676 Hmm, think I got something. 512 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,010 Found him! 513 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,013 - Adrian Chase, the Vigilante. - That's him. 514 00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:02,017 Wasn't he our busboy at Fennel Fields? 515 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:04,270 And G says, "Yeah, sure, I'll teach him how to fight." 516 00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:05,688 "Hey, kid, look over here." 517 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,731 Kid looks over, he whacks him on the back of the head 518 00:35:07,815 --> 00:35:09,024 and says, "That's the first fucking rule!" 519 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:11,485 "Keep your eye on your goddamn opponent." 520 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,369 Hey... what's up, fellas? 521 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,247 Look, you totes seem like the coolest guys in this place. 522 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,875 So, I was thinking, you know, like, we should get to know each other. 523 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:29,003 - What? - Let's pick a topic, 524 00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:29,837 and then everyone goes around in a circle 525 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,715 and says their feelings on that topic. 526 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,217 Let's start with, uh... I don't know. 527 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,678 Let's each say something that we're grateful for 528 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:39,263 that Black people have contributed to American culture. 529 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:42,516 Is this dude joking right now? 530 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,727 No! Hey, look, I'll go first. 531 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,938 I'm grateful that Black people gave us rock and roll music. 532 00:35:48,022 --> 00:35:51,066 Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, 38 Special... 533 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:53,068 All those guys owe everything 534 00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:55,154 to Black American folk and blues musicians. 535 00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:56,989 I mean, they wouldn't exist without 'em, 536 00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,075 and then white redneck music would just sound like... 537 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:01,911 well, what it sounded like before Black people, 538 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,705 which was the wet, sloppy sounds of fucking your sister. 539 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,333 Okay, so that's my turn. 540 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:09,877 Which one of you dumb, sister-fucking, tiki-torch-carrying, 541 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,296 Sloth-from-the-Goonies-looking pieces of shit wants to go next? 542 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,591 Who the fuck are you? 543 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,427 You're first? Cool! Okay, wait. No, let me guess. 544 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,763 Your favorite contribution to Black American culture 545 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,306 was all the Black guys who fucked your mom in the ass 546 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:25,017 while you watched from the closet, jerking off? 547 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,488 - Fuck! - Fuck. 548 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:38,739 Get up! Come on! 549 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,491 You never answered. Who are you? 550 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,493 I'm just the guy who's gonna fuck you so hard, 551 00:36:42,576 --> 00:36:43,786 your asshole's gonna be dragging behind you like a tail. 552 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:48,791 Oh no, you're not gonna goad me into attacking you. 553 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,167 We both know there's cameras all over this place. 554 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,128 And now, these morons look like the aggressors. 555 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:56,715 On the ground! Now! Both of you! 556 00:36:56,799 --> 00:37:00,427 Yo, the Aryans started it! This dude did nothin'! 557 00:37:00,511 --> 00:37:01,720 You're a bad dad. 558 00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:05,683 I need to talk to Detective Song! Now! 559 00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:08,143 - Fuck. - I need to talk to Detective Song! 560 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:10,312 I got information important to this case. 561 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:11,105 My son's trying to kill me. 562 00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:13,440 - Get me Detective Song! - Come on. 563 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,035 Hey. 564 00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:25,828 Oh, Jesus. 565 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:28,455 Yeah, I figured you'd be here. 566 00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:31,333 Smith, you really have to leave me alone 567 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,460 in my off-hours, unless it's work-related. 568 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,006 Well, this is kind of work-related. 569 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:39,633 What? 570 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,721 What's it say in my file about what my dad did when I was a kid? 571 00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:44,888 What? 572 00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:46,056 Adebayo just said there was some stuff in there, 573 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,851 about me and my dad when I was a kid. 574 00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:52,312 - I never studied your fucking file. - Yeah... 575 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:55,941 but still. 576 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,113 Fine, it says that he trained you to kill from when you were very young. 577 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,240 And it says that your brother died 578 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,367 under mysterious circumstances, 579 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:07,745 and that you were involved in that. 580 00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:15,919 Thanks. 581 00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:16,837 That's it? 582 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,797 No, your tits look stellar in that shirt. 583 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:21,800 And I'm saying that as a compliment, that's not in a sexist way. 584 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:43,590 Free to go. 585 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,259 Me? 586 00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:46,969 Yeah. 587 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,679 I guess you got friends in high places. 588 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,249 I'm here to take you home. 589 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:00,876 Get in. 590 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:18,268 He's still alive. 591 00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:21,688 I'm Adrian. 592 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:27,444 Okay. 593 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,321 I think I might have made things worse. 594 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,010 Peacemaker. 595 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:35,137 What a joke. 596 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:11,650 - Leota. - I think I found something. 597 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:15,779 Great. I'll be right over. 598 00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:53,543 If it walks like a duck, it's either a duck, 599 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:57,172 or a duck wearing some type of human... costume, 600 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,841 I don't know! He's... he's unable to hide his distinctive walk! 601 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:00,634 How the fuck could that even happen? 602 00:46:00,717 --> 00:46:02,511 How would what happen? 603 00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:03,678 A duck in a human costume! 604 00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:06,306 The sizes are completely incompatible! 605 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:09,476 I mean, my pants would be caught up in my tiny, webbed feet. 606 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:10,977 They'd be sagging all over the place. 607 00:46:11,061 --> 00:46:12,354 It wouldn't fucking work! 608 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:14,564 How would they do the mask with the beak? 609 00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:17,067 And how would he even talk? How would the mouth work? 610 00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,443 I don't even know any of this! 611 00:46:18,527 --> 00:46:21,112 Vigilante, you've had a lot of fucking stupid ideas, 612 00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:23,532 but a duck in a human costume? 613 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:26,493 That's the stupidest idea you've ever fucking had! 614 00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:27,369 And it's offensive to me, 615 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:29,329 'cause I have a soul. 616 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:31,873 Not a duck.47620

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