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Hello and welcome to Nebula-75.
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I am Circuit.
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This production is made during lockdown
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in a small apartment in London with no budget.
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Despite these facts, many people who have never made a Supermarionation series
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in a small apartment in London with no budget
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have been kind enough to write to us with their advice.
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None of their ideas worked.
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I am shocked.
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♫ Nebula-75 theme ♫
by Barry Gray.
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(posh accent)
The rain in space can often freeze off
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one's face.
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The rain in space can often freeze off
one's face.
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By George! I think she's got it!
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Of course one has it.
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One was born with it, was one not?
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Hardly, dear Sybil.
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However, I think you'll pass. Especially to others who weren't, well...
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hmm... also born with it.
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Do you mean the working class?
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No, dear.
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Americans.
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Anyway, do be careful nevertheless. We don't want you slipping up like last time,
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Your, err, "Ladyship".
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That weren't nothing to do with me!
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One means, that was nothing to do with one.
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Yes, quite.
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Anyway, just watch it. Our brave, err, 'rescuers'
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will be here any minute now and this looks set to be our biggest prize yet.
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So don't forget – you're a member of high
society now.
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Don't you mean, Heist Society?
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Yes... I rather think I do.
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(laughter)
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(morse code)
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We are receiving a distress call.
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(Neptune)A distress call?
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Affirmative.
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Hmm.
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It should be silent out there, but it seems everyone is out and about suddenly...
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Could you put me in contact with them?
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(Circuit)Yes. Please go ahead.
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This is Commander Neptune of the spaceship
Nebula-75.
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We have received your distress call. How may we be of assistance?
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Please acknowledge.
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There's no response, Circuit.
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Transmission incoming.
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Ah, good... hello -
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(♫ God Save The Queen ♫)
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What on Earth?
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My dear chap, you're not standing!
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Standing?
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(Lord Menteur)
Of course!
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One always stands for Her Majesty's Anthem.
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Oh, sorry.
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That's more like it. Now, to business. My name is Lord Menteur –
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Um, Lord Menteur?
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Oh, perhaps you've heard of us? I'm travelling with my wife, Lady Menteur –
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Lady Menteur?
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Is there an echo on this line?
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Anyway, we've run into a spot of bother with our, umm, engines –
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so it's dash decent of you to respond like this.
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Might you be able to lend us some
assistance?
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Of course, your Lordship.
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It would be a privilege to help.
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Good-o. See you about 3.30 then.
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Enough time for introductions and then a spot of tea before your chaps get to work.
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Toodle-pip!
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Sounds like 'e fell for it hook line and sinker!
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Quite. Won't be long now before what's theirs is, err, well – mine.
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Yours, Harry?
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You misheard, my dear.
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Ours.
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Right, take me through the itinerary, Lieutenant.
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I want everything to run as smoothly as possible for our guests today.
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Yes, sir.
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We're due to dock with Lord and Lady Menteur's vessel in a matter of minutes.
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They will receive you on board their ship first, before you formally invite them
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to take residence on the Nebula-75
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while we see if we can assist them with their
engine trouble.
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Yes, I want Doctor Asteroid to look at that
personally.
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Good luck with that, sir.
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When I tried to raise him he said he was busy with engine troubles of our own.
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Oh? Anything serious?
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I doubt it. But you know how he worries.
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Hmm.
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Oh, leave Doctor Asteroid to me.
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I'll get him to play ball...
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You've got a spring in your step today,
Lieutenant.
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Do I? Probably just seeing that planet.
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Reminds me of home.
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I think I'm starting to get used to life out
amongst the stars.
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Sometimes it's easier to lose oneself in the solace and routine of space travel...
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right now, I'm not even sure I even miss the
Earth.
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No.
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Only your Space Maiden.
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What was that?
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Oh, err, nothing. I'd better go and raise the
cavalry.
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Tally-ho!
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Permission to come aboard, dear Chap!
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Thank you.
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We've met, of course, but do let me introduce you to my wife, Lady Menteur.
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How kind of you to let me come.
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Excuse me?
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How kind of you to come aboard.
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Oh, I can assure you the pleasure is all mine.
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Now, what exactly is the nature of the
problem you have?
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Absolutely not the foggiest, old bean.
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Have you looked at the engines to see where the fault might lay?
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Certainly not!
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One should never get under the bonnet of
one's own motor.
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Takes all the mystique out of it. Anyway,
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that's what you're here for...
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Hmm.
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Now, whilst your navvies attend to our
problems,
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perhaps one could have a tour of your vehicle?
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Umm, certainly.
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Circuit, could you join me aboard our guests'
spaceship?
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Affirmative.
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Ah! Mechanical chappie, eh. Splendid!
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Ten a penny, of course.
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Yes, yes. Shall we get going?
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Of course. Circuit will show you everything.
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Everything? How marvellous.
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Right, yes.
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Take us to your leader!
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You have reached your destination.
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Err, a turn of phrase, Circuit.
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Please escort our guests on a tour of the ship.
I'll join you later.
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Neptune to Asteroid. Do you read me?
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Ah, Commander. I'm very busy. You have only dreisig sekonden.
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How long is that?
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Funfundzwanzig.
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Err, I know you're busy with your experiment,
but - err -
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I was just wondering if you could spare some time for our new guests.
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They're having engine troubles.
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Of course, Commander! But right now I am in the middle of a test
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that could increase our fuel efficiency by ten percent.
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So they'll have to wait. Even in space –
science first!
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Huh.
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I wonder if it's too late to ask for a new
crew...
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That concludes the tour. Please wait here until Commander Neptune comes to find you.
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One thanks one for one's time.
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She means thank you.
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If you require anything further, please ask.
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I will find someone else to bring it.
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Yes, yes. Now do run along little man. I'm sure you have plenty of things to be doing.
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Yes, M'Lady.
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Okay, you can drop the act, my dear little
cyanide capsule.
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Thank gawd for that!
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All this la-di-dah talk is givin' me 'eartburn!
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Yes, well, sorry to inconvenience you, Sybil,
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but there are industrial treasures on this ship that will go for more space pounds
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than you could ever imagine!
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So for heaven's sake, keep up the act!
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Don't you worry. I'll do me bit when the
time comes.
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Good-o.
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Then let us proceed to stage two of our plan.
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Ah, Lieutenant Solstice.
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Ah, Commander Neptune.
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Circuit says that the guests have finished their tour and are awaiting you.
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I see... Erm, why didn't Circuit tell me
himself?
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I passed him in the corridor. Said he was on his way to see a man about a cog.
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I'm guessing Doctor Asteroid is still busy,
then...
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Okay.
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I suppose we'll entertain our guests over dinner in the meantime...
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I'll get Lieutenant Mercury to organise that –
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seeing as Circuit is so busy!
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(Neptune)
Sure.
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What do you make of our guests?
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(Solstice)
Oh, they're charming enough -
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in a British sort of way.
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Hmm -
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Well, I think we should keep an eye on them all the same.
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Seven-five. Though I'm sure they can't do much harm over dinner...
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That meal! I congratulate you.
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Absolutely second class!
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Yes, indeed. Not what we're used to, of course,
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but when one is at sea one has to take what one
can get.
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And you've definitely made the best of a bad
situation.
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The conversation was fascinating, too.
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How you came to be out here, etcetera.
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Which reminds me –
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how did you end up out here?
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Oh, one of those auto rallies old chap. You
know what it's like.
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Super competitive – what, what – and before you know it you've overshot Monte Carlo
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by 33 million miles, or whatever it is.
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I blame that inter-universe imperial system...
yes...
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Anyway, what news of our engines?
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I'm afraid the Doc hasn't been able to look at them yet. But soon...
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What a pity. Oh well.
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Perhaps we'll just pop back to our ship for an hour to freshen up a little.
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But do pass my compliments on to the chef. The little people so appreciate it.
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See you soon...
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You should have a lay down, Commander.
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You're looking a bit fatigued.
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Yes.
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I must admit that I do feel tired, suddenly.
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I must have over-eaten.
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Then have a little sleep.
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Everything will be different after a nap...
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Shall we give it an hour and then pop back to
pick up the, erm,
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valuable pieces?
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I should 'ope 'alf an hour will be enough
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after the amount of sedatives I bunged into
their pavlovas!
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Excellent. And the robot?
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Let's just say I reckon 'e'll be missing this.
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Wie späte ist es?
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Oh dear. It's already late again.
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And I did promise Ray that I'd be there for
dinner.
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Oh well... I had better go to bed.
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I'll see everyone in the morning when I look at
those engines...
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Is the coast clear, my little piece of space junk?
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I reckon everyone's in for a sound night.
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(laughs)
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Excellent. Then let's get to it.
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'Ow much longer, 'Arry? We've been back
and forth all night.
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Surely we've got everything we want?
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Patience my dear. Here is the star prize...
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What is it?
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A 659 CMO Computer. Worth an absolute fortune on the black hole market!
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(Alarm)
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(Computer)Alert!
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Unauthorised system access!
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Alert! Alert!
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Well, don't just stand there! Leg it!
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Commander Neptune! Commander Neptune!
Are you there?
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What is happening?
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(beeping)
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All aboard!
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Yes, of course. Get us out of here!
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Are you sure there's no chance of them catching up with us, 'Arry?
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That's the beauty of this job.
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Without that computer, they'll be going
nowhere for weeks!
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Without the computer, we'll be going nowhere for weeks.
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Our systems are paralysed. I can repair given time...
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but not before the oxygen runs out.
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We need to get it back urgently. Not just for
our sakes, either.
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Err, How's that?
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The components in the computer are
extremely volatile
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and must be kept under refrigerated conditions.
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With the power removed, the temperature will
begin to rise.
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Tell me, Doc -
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Is it possible to build just one component that doesn't have a potential of going supernova?
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Well...
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Err...
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(beeping)
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Well, I've got to hand it to you, 'Arry.
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That was about as smooth a job as we've ever
pulled off.
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(Computer)One has a message incoming.
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One has a message incoming.
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You must turn back!
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I'm afraid you've lost, dearie.
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You might as well give up graciously – we'll be long gone by the time you're up and runnin'.
254
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,920
You don't understand!
255
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,100
The equipment you've stolen is highly volatile.
256
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,100
It could explode at any moment!
257
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:59,840
Surely you don't expect us to fall for such a flimsy ruse, Old Chap?
258
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,440
Do put some effort in – lord knows we did!
259
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,620
Over and out!
260
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,680
Honestly! The cheek of some people.
261
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:21,020
Ze ship is out of action, but perhaps we could take the shuttle and go after them?
262
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,080
(Neptune)
The Comet?
263
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,100
Not fast enough by far.
264
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:28,580
The Nebula-75 has been well and truly hoodwinked. We never saw them coming.
265
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:34,760
They did not meet Doctor Asteroid.
266
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:38,040
And a good thing, too! I'm certain I would have seen right through their...
267
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,600
Wait a minute, Doc. I think Circuit might be trying to make a point.
268
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:46,820
They would never see him coming.
269
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,840
What is he talking about?
270
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,080
(Neptune)
Our way out of this mess.
271
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,120
Tell me, Doc – how are your acting skills...?
272
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,540
(beeping)
273
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,860
'Ere, can you hear a noise?
274
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,860
What sort of noise?
275
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:18,440
A sort of bleep bleep bleep.
276
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:22,380
Oh, it's probably just one of the little trinkets
we've acquired.
277
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:26,600
I shouldn't worry your... erm... pretty... little
head about it.
278
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,720
(Computer)One is receiving a distress call.
279
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,980
Hello! what’s this?
280
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,300
SOS.
281
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:39,040
I repeat, zis is an SOS to any ship within range.
282
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,380
We require urgent assistance.
283
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:45,120
Good luck to ‘im finding someone to help out
round ‘ere.
284
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:49,520
I repeat, our vessel's engines have
malfunctioned.
285
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,540
My name ist Count Von Lügner of the
Lügner Empire.
286
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,320
Sorry, love. We're busy!
287
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,580
Now let's not be hasty, dear.
288
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,420
One always wants to help one's fellow
aristocrats and I'm sure
289
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:07,500
we can make this Count... well, er... count.
290
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,580
Come in, Count Von Lügner...
291
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:25,160
(Computer)One has docked.
292
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:31,520
Now to open the trap and invite our big fat
mouse inside...
293
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,100
Oh, another one of those robots!
294
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,180
Oh dankeschön. Dankeschön!
295
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,200
Welcome aboard, Count.
296
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:47,960
Lord and Lady Menteur at your service.
297
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:54,860
It’s a pleasure to come to the rescue of one as charming and handsome as yourself.
298
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,060
Thank you!
299
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,800
I say, here’s an idea.
300
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,600
Why don't you make yourself comfortable here while I – well, I don't know,
301
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,300
maybe, pop over and give your engines the
once over?
302
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:13,540
Oh, that can wait. You know you have such a beautiful place here.
303
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:16,360
I would love to have a quick tour.
304
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,220
We're running out of options here, Commander.
305
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:27,240
Try re-diverting remaining power from
secondary systems.
306
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,840
Oxygen is already down by 50%.
307
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:35,660
Do whatever you can to keep the systems running, Lieutenant. And remember -
308
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,000
it's not over yet.
309
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:43,820
The last atom of oxygen in those tanks could be the difference between life and death.
310
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,000
(Alarm)
311
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,140
And that's the lot.
312
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:57,060
Humble I know, only fifty-six state rooms, but one must live as one must.
313
00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:05,560
The Count would like to see what is inside
that door.
314
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:06,900
That?
315
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:14,820
Oh that's just the computer control bank. Rather technical. Rather boring.
316
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:23,220
The Count is very interested in computers.
317
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,060
Very well. Lead the way, my dear.
318
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,760
Blasted door. Ah...
319
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,760
we'll be with you in just a moment.
320
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,720
Get it open!
321
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,700
(Beeping)
322
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:55,480
The computer is at 23.07% stability and falling.
323
00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:59,480
Then we must get it back at once...
but be very careful!
324
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,920
One false move and we are toast!
325
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,620
I say, can you hear me out there?
326
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,760
(Thump)
327
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,360
Was that the airlock? Hello?
328
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:13,720
Hello! Let us out of here at once –
329
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,300
we're British!
330
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,380
Come on, Doc.
331
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:33,620
I don't think we can hold out much longer.
332
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,760
(Beeping)
333
00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:14,320
Come on! Come on!
334
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,420
The stability is at 3.79%, Ray.
335
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,060
We don't have much oxygen left!
336
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,020
I'm quite aware, Doc,
337
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,860
so perhaps you could try using...
338
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,880
a little less of it...
339
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,080
Any moment now.
340
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:52,820
(Explosion)
341
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,060
All systems...
342
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:11,940
restored, Sir.
343
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,080
Great work, Doc. Now we'd better set a
pursuit course.
344
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,760
Well, I wouldn't worry about getting there too
quickly.
345
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,820
What do you mean?
346
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:31,080
Well, Circuit and I may have caught the
criminal bug.
347
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:36,500
I'm afraid we left that ship with a little something extra in our pockets...
348
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,920
Typical! Absolutely typical!
349
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,240
Oh please don’t start…
350
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,660
Start? I’ll tell you what won't start. This
bloomin’ engine!
351
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,320
Who loses the keys to a bloomin’ spaceship?
352
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,240
Don't blame me for your failures.
353
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,880
You know, my mum was right about you.
354
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,260
Yes, and my mother was right about your mum.
355
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:10,800
Ooh! Now don’t you say a word about my dear
old ma!
356
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,700
Well, don't you blame me.
357
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,300
Don't you blame me!
358
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,780
It's your fault!
359
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,640
It is not my fault! It's your fault!
360
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,340
It's not my fault, it's your fault.
361
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,640
(arguing continues)
362
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,820
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