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Dateline: Hollywood.
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The porn stars have aligned
in the sky tonight
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as the best sexual athletes
in the world gather
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to learn who
dirtied their knees
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in the best
adult film this year
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at the Adult Video News
nomination event.
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But what really goes on
at these events?
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Penises.
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So much penis sucking.
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Not so fast there,
Kissa.
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They only give awards
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for that sex act
to take place on camera.
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Oh, look!
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It's the Meryl Streep of anal,
Adriana Chechik.
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Looking good.
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Now let's check in
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with our backstage
correspondent,
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Britney Amber.
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Britney, what say you?
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Welcome to
the AVN Nomination Party,
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where, in just
a couple hours from now,
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right here
on the stage behind me,
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we will announce
all of the nominees
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for the 2019 AVN Awards.
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The results are in!
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And the nominees are...
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The nominees are...
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"But how does one
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get nominated or even win?"
you ask.
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Let's hear
from some of our
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distinguished industry
attendees on the matter.
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This is, like,
my first year of this,
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and I have no idea.
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I have no fucking idea.
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I have no fucking idea.
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Everybody knows
AVN picks the winners
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straight out of a hat.
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Who knows?
I don't know!
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I feel like they watch them.
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They have to watch 'em, right?
Like...
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I have no idea.
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Flip a coin.
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I wanna know.
What do I need to do?
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It's an incredibly
important process,
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and...
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- Well,
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allow me to clear up
all of the misconception
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and settle all of the rumors.
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♪ rousing music ♪
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It's fucking fake.
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The road to the winner's circle
happens
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in just four easy steps.
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♪ light music ♪
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Step one:
for your consideration.
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In September,
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everyone in the industry
submits their content
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to the AVN offices for review
and consideration
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in over 100
different categories.
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At this stage,
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each of the awards could have
over 50 potential nominees.
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Step two: pre-nomination.
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In October, a secret,
closed-door session
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is conducted at the AVN offices
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every day
for an entire month.
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In these sessions,
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ten of the world's
best porn watchers will review,
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argue, and eventually
agree upon
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a maximum of 15
official nominees
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per category.
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The official nominees
are then announced to the world
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at a nomination party
held in November.
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Step three: voting.
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After tonight,
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30 anonymous voters
from all over the country
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are sent DVDs
of all of the nominees
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to...review.
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The voters then rank the
nominees in each category
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by assigning them
a numerical value
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from 1 to 15
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via an online
secure voting system.
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Once all of the votes
are in,
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a computer then tallies up
all of the votes
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to reveal the winners.
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And that brings us
to our final step:
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the results.
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Only a couple
of trusted people
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are privy to the results.
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Sealed envelopes
with the winners' names
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are kept in a vault
at the AVN headquarters
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until they are securely
delivered to Las Vegas,
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where the winners
are announced onstage
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at the AVN Show every January.
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And that's it.
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That's how you win
an AVN Award.
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So the next time
someone tries to tell you
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that your dick-sucking award
is fake,
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tell them, "No, it isn't!"
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Well said there,
Britney!
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Now let's start
the main event,
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the 2019 AVN Awards Show!
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Cue the opening credits now.
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♪ glitchy electronic music ♪
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Nine, eight...
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- Eight, seven...
- ...six...
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- ...five, four...
- Five,
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four, three, two, one.
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♪ building electronic music ♪
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♪ heavy dubstep music ♪
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♪ funky beats ♪
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♪ Make it louder ♪
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♪ chill electronic music ♪
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♪ Make it louder ♪
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♪ dramatic bass ♪
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Hi. I'm Charlotte Stokely.
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Welcome to the 2019 AVN Awards
Red Carpet.
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Let's go touch some tits.
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♪ exciting electronic music ♪
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- Look who I found.
- Oh, my God!
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It's 2019 AVN Awards
cohost Romi Rain!
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I'm so excited.
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It's the first time ever
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that there's been
an all-female lineup,
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the first time
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there's ever, ever been
a female performer,
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and that female performer
is Cardi fucking B, you guys.
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Are you nominated
for anything tonight?
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- Yes.
- Tell us.
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I'm nominated for
Female Performer of the Year.
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He's nominated for
Male Performer of the Year.
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- Male Performer of the Year?
- Bling-bling.
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Girl, you get to go home
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with a winning dick
tonight, maybe.
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When you win,
if you hear a girl
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squirt all over the floor,
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that was me.
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All right,
I'll be looking out
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for the liquid
that I might slip in.
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Are you nominated
for anything tonight?
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Yeah, all kinds of stuff,
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including
Performer of the Year,
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which I'm most excited about.
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How about you?
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I'm nominated,
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but I'm just here
to support her.
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- Aww.
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I'm here on the red carpet
with Whitney Wright,
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who is never wrong,
if you know what I'm saying.
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I love it.
It's perfect.
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She's also really good
at winking.
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Ooh.
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Can you make
your butthole wink?
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Oh, I can--
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a lot better
than I can make my eyes wink.
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Nice.
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♪ smooth percussion ♪
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What do they have?
It's a bar.
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Hey, I pour 'em
like I drink 'em.
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- Here it is.
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- Oh, hell no.
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Hey. How are you?
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Look who it is!
Look who it is.
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- Do you like it?
- I like it.
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Are you trying to upskirt?
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Okay, well,
all you have to do is ask.
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Hey, AVN!
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Wow.
Every year, you outdo yourself.
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This is my date.
Can you imagine?
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That's your date?
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He doesn't really talk much.
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You know, he just likes to look.
He's a voyeur.
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You're pretty.
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Stop it.
You're gonna make me blush.
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- Sorry.
- I mean, I already am.
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It's caked on my face,
but...
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It's not going anywhere.
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If I didn't have lipstick on,
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I'd bury my face
in your chest.
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- Um, you can bury--
- We've never had sex, have we?
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Just do it. Just do it.
Just do it, Charlotte.
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- How?
- So, like,
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we should probably have sex.
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- I would love that.
- Yeah, you--
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I would love to watch that.
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You have to sit
in the corner.
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That's fine.
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I'm not wearing
any panties.
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- Nobody is!
- Nobody is.
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That's how you know
it's gonna be a good night.
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Reach up there. Make yourself--
make yourself at home.
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She is definitely
not wearing any panties.
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Check my oil.
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♪ groovy music ♪
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- Yeah?
- Stop it!
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I'm not wearing any panties,
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and you're gonna make it
drip down my leg.
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I don't wear panties either.
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Oh.
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- My, my.
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What's your favorite thing
about being in porn?
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I could lie and say
something about art,
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but I just like sex and money
in that order.
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Sex and money, bitches.
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You heard it
from Derrick Pierce
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on the red carpet.
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How does it feel
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to be cohosting
the 2019 AVN Awards?
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I am so excited.
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Oh, my God.
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And the fact that
I get to host with Romi
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is just such an honor.
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Can I feel your dress?
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- Yes!
- I wanna--
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I wanna especially touch
this part right--uh, right here.
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- You have consent to touch me.
- Oh!
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Ah!
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Thanks for watching.
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I gotta go find my seat
on the inside
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because Cardi B's
about to go onstage!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Welcome to the biggest night
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for adult entertainment
in the world,
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the 2019 AVN Awards!
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On your feet!
Make some noise for Cardi B!
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♪ This for all my nasty hos ♪
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- Let's go, let's go!
- ♪ From across the globe ♪
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♪ Ooh-whee ♪
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♪ This goes
for all my nasty hos ♪
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Hands up!
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♪ From across the globe ♪
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♪ Now, I said
luxury apartments ♪
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♪ I'm young
and I'm heartless ♪
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♪ There's a bitch
that ain't my bitch ♪
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♪ Then that bitch
is a target ♪
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♪ Lawyer is a Jew ♪
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♪ He gon' chew up
all the charges ♪
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♪ Don't matter
if you fuck with me ♪
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♪ I get money regardless ♪
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♪ That guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪
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♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪
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♪ Guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪
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♪ Guap, guap,
get some bread ♪
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♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪
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♪ You can flex ♪
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♪ Get some money, ho,
tell me, why you stressed ♪
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♪ Now, I said hos down,
Gs up ♪
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♪ You know how I'm rockin',
but my watch is freezed up ♪
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- Ice!
- ♪ I can't wait ♪
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♪ Until they drop
that Lamborghini truck ♪
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♪ I'm careful
where they park it ♪
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♪ Hos will have it keyed up ♪
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♪ Them bitches
getting beat up ♪
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♪ Slim waist, ass fat ♪
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♪ My shit is caked up ♪
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♪ My bad bitch at the bake
without no makeup ♪
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♪ The collard greens,
corn bread ♪
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♪ Neck bone, back fat ♪
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♪ Get it from my mama ♪
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♪ And you don't know
where your daddy at ♪
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♪ Knick-knack,
paddywhack ♪
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♪ Give a dog a bone ♪
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♪ Put it on him,
make a nigga never come home ♪
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♪ Flex like a 'roid,
I'm a ten, she a 'droid ♪
263
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♪ Stupid ho ♪
264
00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:34,917
♪ Unimportant ♪
265
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♪ Unattractive, unemployed ♪
266
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♪ Get some guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪
267
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,709
♪ Guap, guap,
get some bread ♪
268
00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:41,083
♪ Guap, guap,
get some chicken ♪
269
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,583
♪ Guap, guap,
get some bread ♪
270
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,125
♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪
271
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,333
♪ You can flex ♪
272
00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:46,625
♪ Get some money, ho ♪
273
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,208
♪ Tell me, why you stressed ♪
274
00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:49,291
All right!
275
00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,583
♪ I need that cheese, shorty ♪
276
00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,208
♪ Show me where it's at ♪
277
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,417
- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪
- ♪ You play with me ♪
278
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,041
♪ I might pop up
where you at ♪
279
00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,417
- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪
- ♪ You make believe ♪
280
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,333
♪ Now, with me,
it's only facts ♪
281
00:09:58,417 --> 00:09:59,750
- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪
- ♪ Expensive weave ♪
282
00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:01,041
♪ And my checks
is worth some racks ♪
283
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:01,959
Whoo!
284
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:03,166
Make some noise for Cardi B!
285
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,667
What's up, sexy bitches?
286
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,792
♪ 4hunnid! ♪
287
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,166
♪ Mustard on that beat, ho ♪
288
00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,917
♪ That ass, that ass,
that ass ♪
289
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,291
- Shake it! Shake it!
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪
290
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,417
- Shake it!
- ♪ That ass, oh, that ass ♪
291
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,917
♪ That ass, that ass ♪
292
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,083
♪ She bad, she bad,
she bad, she bad ♪
293
00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,834
- Hey! Hey!
- ♪ She bad, she bad ♪
294
00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,834
- Hey! Hey!
- ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪
295
00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,542
- ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪
- Hey! Oh, y'all look good.
296
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,709
- ♪ Fendi bag, Prada bag ♪
297
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,458
- Hands up, AVN!
- I know you.
298
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,000
♪ Gucci bag, Birkin bag ♪
299
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,875
♪ She in the bag,
she drip, she swag ♪
300
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,667
♪ Never mad, she glad ♪
301
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,208
♪ Louis bag, she in the bag ♪
302
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,792
♪ Look, Mama needs
some mill money ♪
303
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,458
♪ Prada bag and hell money ♪
304
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,792
♪ See my ex,
he still love me ♪
305
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,458
♪ You a nigga gonna
kill for me ♪
306
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,875
♪ All my chains got
diamonds in it ♪
307
00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:43,375
♪ My account's
got commas in it ♪
308
00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,834
♪ Damn, daddy,
you fine as fuck ♪
309
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,333
♪ Hope your wallet
got condoms in it ♪
310
00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,542
♪ I'm up, she mad ♪
311
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,041
♪ I'm first, she last ♪
312
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,583
♪ Rob who, take what ♪
313
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,250
♪ Click-clack, ski mask ♪
314
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,458
♪ I'm a boss in a skirt ♪
315
00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,000
♪ I'm a dog, I'm a flirt ♪
316
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,500
♪ Write a verse
while I twerk ♪
317
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,959
♪ I wear Off-White
at church ♪
318
00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,458
♪ Probably make
the preacher sweat ♪
319
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:00,917
♪ Read the Bible, Jesus wept ♪
320
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,500
♪ Bitch said that
she gon' try me ♪
321
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,000
♪ How come
I ain't seen it yet ♪
322
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,041
♪ Give it to him so good
that his eyes roll back ♪
323
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,583
♪ Shorty said it's all hers ♪
324
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,041
♪ Then why her thighs
don't match? ♪
325
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,709
- Huh?
- ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪
326
00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,000
- ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪
- Shake it! Shake it!
327
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,125
♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪
328
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,834
Sexy ladies!
329
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,291
♪ She bad, she bad,
she bad, she bad ♪
330
00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:22,083
♪ She bad, she bad, she bad,
she bad ♪
331
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,625
♪ Weave long, pussy bald ♪
332
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,000
♪ Suck his dick
through his drawers ♪
333
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,291
♪ Lick the balls
just because ♪
334
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,125
♪ Little bitch, I evolved ♪
335
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:31,291
♪ I'm a monster,
mouth open wide like opera ♪
336
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,041
♪ Face down, ass up,
I got perfect posture ♪
337
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,917
- ♪ It's lit like a lamp ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪
338
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,166
- ♪ Lick you like a stamp ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪
339
00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,625
- ♪ Beat this pussy up ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪
340
00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:40,208
- ♪ I take it like a champ ♪
- Whoo!
341
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,792
♪ Balenciaga mama,
know you heard about her ♪
342
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,875
- What?
- ♪ Spoil me in Prada ♪
343
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,291
- ♪ I'm worth every dollar ♪
- Let's go!
344
00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,583
♪ The one you made,
you can keep 'em ♪
345
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,000
♪ I need Chrissy Teigen ♪
346
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,792
♪ Know a bad bitch
when I see one ♪
347
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,125
♪ Tell RiRi
I need a threesome ♪
348
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,709
♪ I'm his favorite type
of chick ♪
349
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,417
♪ Bougie, bad, and thick ♪
350
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,834
♪ I can buy designer,
but this Fashion Nova fit ♪
351
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,333
- ♪ All that ♪
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪
352
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,875
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪
- Shake it!
353
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,834
♪ That ass, that ass ♪
354
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,250
- Shake it!
- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪
355
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,834
♪ She bad, she bad,
she bad, she bad ♪
356
00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,625
♪ She bad, she bad ♪
357
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,208
♪ She bad,
she bad ♪
358
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,417
AVN, make some noise
for Cardi B!
359
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,583
AVN!
360
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,041
I'm so excited
for these awards.
361
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,333
More than the Grammys.
I don't know why.
362
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,250
Thank you!
363
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,875
- ♪ pleasant music ♪
364
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,166
And then she says
to him,
365
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,709
"If that's all you're serving
down in those pants,
366
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,417
then I might as well have hired
the whole tennis team!"
367
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,291
Oh, my God,
that's just too crazy.
368
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,709
My turn.
369
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,291
Why did the scarecrow
win an award?
370
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,917
Why?
371
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,458
Because he was outstanding
in his field!
372
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,208
Oh, my gosh!
373
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,417
It was really good, right?
374
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,750
- Yes!
- Okay, our turn.
375
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,458
Yes, one from the trophy girls.
376
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:08,667
Why couldn't the bicycle
stand up on its own?
377
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,542
Why?
378
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,083
It was two-tired.
379
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:19,208
One from the AVN Red Carpet
and the Backstage Insider.
380
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,500
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
381
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,333
Okay, so how does
a penguin build its house?
382
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:23,375
How?
383
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,625
It glues it together!
384
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,291
Now Esther.
385
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,458
We wanna hear a joke from you.
386
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,041
- I don't know any jokes.
387
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,458
But you're the comedy host.
388
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,250
Funny, right?
389
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,125
Well, there's gotta be
something you can do.
390
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,083
Yeah, it can be
anything you wanna do.
391
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,166
Great!
392
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,542
'Cause what I really wanna do
393
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,250
is be like you girls.
394
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,834
- Aww!
395
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:59,125
♪ simple ukulele music ♪
396
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:02,834
♪ I really want to be
like you girls ♪
397
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:07,125
♪ I want to be just like you ♪
398
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,917
♪ Bailey Rayne,
Romi Rain ♪
399
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,250
♪ They're such
wet and wild girls ♪
400
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,166
♪ Named the same ♪
401
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,834
♪ That's insane! ♪
402
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:21,834
♪ Wasn't even planned ♪
403
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:25,542
♪ I really want to be
like you girls ♪
404
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:29,083
♪ I want to be just like you ♪
405
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,625
♪ And hello to backstage ♪
406
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:36,583
♪ Red carpet girls ♪
407
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,250
♪ They talk and talk ♪
408
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,417
♪ For-e-ver... ♪
409
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,458
♪ More ♪
410
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,041
♪ Trophy girls ♪
411
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,917
♪ They're so sweet ♪
412
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,542
♪ And they're always
new girls ♪
413
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,125
♪ Bathing suits ♪
414
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,000
Really cute!
415
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,667
♪ They are my good friends ♪
416
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,709
That's why...
417
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,458
♪ pumping electronic music ♪
418
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,917
♪ Like this ♪
419
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,959
♪ I really want to be ♪
420
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,166
♪ Like you girls ♪
421
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,041
♪ All wet ♪
422
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,625
♪ Wish I could be just ♪
423
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,500
- ♪ Like you girls ♪
- ♪ W-w-wet ♪
424
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,291
♪ W-w-w-wet, wild girls ♪
425
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,542
♪ I want to be just like ♪
426
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,583
♪ You ♪
427
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,750
Oh, have you guys heard the one
about the piece of paper?
428
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,667
Never mind. It's terrible.
429
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,667
Oh, my God!
430
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,709
And now,
please welcome the girl
431
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,625
that really wants
to be like you:
432
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,083
Esther Ku!
433
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,208
♪ electronic music ♪
434
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,166
Hello!
435
00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,417
I think what all of you do
is so amazing.
436
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,083
I'm such a prude, I don't even
have my ears pierced.
437
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,667
The only reason
I have sex, really,
438
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,041
is so that I have
something to think about
439
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,458
when I masturbate.
440
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,000
I grew up in a crazy
conservative church too.
441
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:12,959
They always told me--
they said,
442
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,291
"If you ever play
with yourself,
443
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,166
your dead relatives
in heaven can see you."
444
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,917
So the first time
I ever had an orgasm,
445
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,792
my only thought was,
"Hi, Grandma!"
446
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,125
But my relatives are perverts.
They tell me what to do.
447
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,000
They're like,
"Yeah, go faster!"
448
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,625
They're like...
449
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,375
"You try
counterclockwise this time.
450
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,000
Yay!"
451
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,166
You guys are getting
awards tonight.
452
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,417
There's an award
for Best Oral Sex Scene.
453
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,083
And the writers
454
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,125
at the AVN office
decide who wins,
455
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:48,000
but I feel like it should be
the guys getting the blow jobs
456
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,500
who decide who gives
the best blow job, right?
457
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:58,333
I mean, that's how it worked
in my high school.
458
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,041
I didn't even have a dick,
but everybody knew
459
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,750
Katie Morgan
gave the best blow jobs.
460
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,083
My boyfriend thinks
he could do porn.
461
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,291
We'll be watching porn;
he'll be like,
462
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,500
"I could do that.
463
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,250
He's not that big.
It's all camera angles."
464
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,875
I'm like, "If your dick fits
anywhere inside me,
465
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,000
you can't do porn."
466
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,583
I got an invention
for you ladies.
467
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,750
Are you sick of getting UTIs
'cause your partner's an idiot
468
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,834
and he fingers your front door
after fingering your back door?
469
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:33,500
Well, have I got
a solution for you!
470
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,291
Introducing the new
Rings of Desire:
471
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,709
a pack of five brown
and five pink rings
472
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,792
so he can keep track
of which hole he's fingering!
473
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,000
Never get a UTI again.
474
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,000
I'm looking for
a million-dollar investment
475
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,250
for two percent of the company.
476
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,500
Who's in?
477
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,041
The profit margin
is 99 percent
478
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,125
because it's just rubber bands.
479
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,250
I can't do drunk guys anymore.
They talk too much in bed.
480
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792
You know, I was hooking up
with this drunk guy.
481
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,417
He kept telling me--he's like,
"Your skin is so soft,
482
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,625
it's like a baby seal."
483
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,125
I was like, "How many
baby seals have you been with?
484
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,959
That's ridiculous."
485
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,041
And that's the last thing
I remember
486
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,709
before he clubbed me
over the head.
487
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,959
Shit.
488
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,333
I got long nipples.
489
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,583
Anybody else?
490
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,333
Where my ethnic girls at?
491
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,083
My nipples are so long,
when I look down,
492
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,291
I'm missing two toes.
493
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,208
A lot of girls,
they got the pink sticker.
494
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,375
It looks like somebody played
Whac-a-Mole with your titty,
495
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,792
like, 80 percent underground.
496
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,000
A lot of you guys
have big tit, little nip.
497
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,291
I got the big nip, little tit.
Follow me on Instagram.
498
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,291
I love playing pranks on guys.
499
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,333
I'll have a one-night stand
on my period.
500
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,500
And he'll be like,
501
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,625
"Why didn't you tell me
you were on the rag?"
502
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,750
And I'm like, "I'm not."
503
00:18:58,834 --> 00:18:59,959
I'm like,
"This is my first time!
504
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,834
Yay!"
505
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,750
Well, thank you guys so much
506
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,750
for inviting me
to your family reunion.
507
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,875
And now
please welcome to the stage
508
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:18,083
Bailey Rayne and Romi Rain.
509
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,834
♪ bumping electronic beats ♪
510
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,041
Hello, everyone,
511
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,750
and welcome to
the 2019 AVN Awards!
512
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,500
Now, I don't know
about you guys,
513
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,667
but we've been waiting all year
for this party to start.
514
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,959
It's true,
but before it does,
515
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,208
we want to take a moment
516
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:49,125
to get all
of the rain name jokes
517
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,542
out of the way.
518
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,917
It's wonderful
519
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,041
how much everyone loves
our matching names,
520
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,500
but we just wanted to save
everyone the time and trouble
521
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,750
of coming up
with new "rain jokes"
522
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,583
by doing it ourselves.
523
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,083
Yes, we are both named Rain,
524
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,250
and yes, when we get horny,
525
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,333
there's a 100-percent chance
526
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,750
of precipitation
in our panties.
527
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,166
Here's another one.
528
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,250
We are both named Rain,
529
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,041
but when we orgasm,
530
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:22,709
it is not called "monsooning."
531
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,208
Oh, here's another.
532
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,083
If you belt out a show tune
533
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,875
while you're having sex
with one of us,
534
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:31,166
it is in fact called
"Singing in the Rain."
535
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,792
Yes, we are both named Rain,
536
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:39,542
but if we show up somewhere
unexpectedly together,
537
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,458
please do not call it
a flash flood.
538
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,000
Oh! Okay, I have one more.
539
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,083
If one of us ever has sex
with the president,
540
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,542
we will definitely go
from Rain
541
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,000
to...Stormy?
542
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,208
Let's bring out our first
presenters of the night.
543
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,875
Please welcome to the stage...
544
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:06,875
Emily Willis,
Alina Lopez,
545
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:10,166
and, all the way
from the Czech Republic,
546
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,875
- Little Caprice!
- Whoo!
547
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,875
♪ electronic rock music ♪
548
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,667
I feel so lucky
549
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,709
that we are the first
presenters of the night.
550
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,083
I agree.
551
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,959
It's like the AVNs knew
552
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,291
that we would all
definitely be wasted
553
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,792
by the middle of the show
and didn't wanna risk it
554
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,792
so they put us up first.
555
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,583
Well, I think, uh, they meant
that this is an honor--
556
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,500
to be the first one to--
giving out the awards.
557
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,875
Yeah, that's cool too,
I guess.
558
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,959
I think both things are true,
just like it's true
559
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,709
that the women in this category
560
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,875
are some of the most
hardworking and beautiful
561
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,542
in the world.
562
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,083
Here are the nominees
563
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,542
for Girl-Girl Performer
of the Year.
564
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,917
Ivy!
565
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,375
And the winner is...
566
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,250
Charlotte Stokely!
567
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,250
♪ uplifting electronic music ♪
568
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,834
Oh, my God,
I love having sex with you.
569
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,625
- Love you.
- I love having sex with Emily.
570
00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,041
She's really good at it.
571
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,583
This is my first AVN win
in a 14-year career,
572
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,166
so I'm really fucking excited!
573
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,917
Sorry. Time to be classy.
574
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,208
I just wanna dedicate this
to pussy,
575
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,125
so...for the pussy!
576
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,125
Smart.
577
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,417
Excellent listener.
578
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,041
Passionate.
579
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,500
Caring.
580
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,000
Good partner.
581
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,166
Sexy.
582
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,667
But enough about us.
583
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,542
And the nominees
for Best Actor...
584
00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:28,792
Yeah!
585
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,208
I'm here to get laid, and I
don't think we wanna make this
586
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,750
some kind of sausage party.
587
00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:36,625
Seriously?
588
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,750
Wicked Comix.
589
00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:39,333
- Action.
590
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:43,959
This may be cheesy, but, uh,
591
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,250
you're saucy.
592
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,375
Cut.
593
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:49,500
- No one wants you.
594
00:24:56,959 --> 00:25:00,667
You have one job
to earn your keep here.
595
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,917
Why are you not webcamming?
596
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,625
I like that you sound nervous.
597
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:14,542
The new format...
is going to be about
598
00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:18,875
how to make relationships work.
599
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:21,250
Not that I have
any experience with that.
600
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,875
Now that she's gone,
601
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,709
I'm free!
602
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,417
They were handed from mother
to mother's mother
603
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,417
to mother's mother.
604
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,166
These are generations
of dildos.
605
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,208
...uh,
Casa de Corvus.
606
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,709
It's a cool--fuck!
607
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,083
Ah!
608
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:49,375
So I got this place.
609
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,583
You know, it's like
my little cabin in the woods--
610
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,250
little humble escape
from all that,
611
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,500
you know, big, flashy life.
612
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,709
And the winner is...
613
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,333
Seth Gamble!
614
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,959
Oh, my God.
Um...
615
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,041
Oh, wait.
I don't wanna cry.
616
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,667
Um, wow.
617
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,500
AVN, thank you so much
for this honor.
618
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,875
Uh, you have no idea
what this means to me.
619
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,208
Um...
620
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:37,000
- I love you!
621
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,875
I wanna thank Wicked Pictures
and Steve O.
622
00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,875
Thank you for always letting me
a part of your movies.
623
00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:45,208
Um...
624
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,750
Axel Braun,
625
00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:48,166
I wanna thank you
for believing in me
626
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,792
when no one believe--when
I didn't even believe in myself.
627
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,208
I wanna thank my beautiful
girlfriend, Kenzie Taylor.
628
00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:55,709
Um...
629
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,750
...you've supported me through
everything, and I love you.
630
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,959
And, uh, I just wanna
say one more thing.
631
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:05,500
Uh, two years ago, I, um,
had a little life change,
632
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,625
and the person I have
to thank for that
633
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,083
is a man named Mark Davis.
634
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,208
Um...
635
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,500
Uh...
636
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,041
and, uh, he took me
on a different road,
637
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,458
and I'm telling you right now,
638
00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,000
I know what feeling li--
like hopeless is like,
639
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,834
and I tell you, standing here
today, that, uh...
640
00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:22,375
you don't have
to feel like that anymore.
641
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,542
You can come from the ashes.
642
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:24,750
Thank you very much.
643
00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:34,125
♪ percussive music ♪
644
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,083
Oh, my God.
Congratulations.
645
00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:36,500
What a big award to win.
646
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,667
- Oh, my God.
647
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,208
I licked so many pussies
to get this trophy.
648
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,125
I can't even count them all.
649
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,000
I, uh--I love everybody
in this industry.
650
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,083
I'm so lucky to work
for everybody in this business.
651
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,250
This just makes me
so fucking horny.
652
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,417
Like, I just...
653
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,500
Can I f...
654
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,750
I can't fit this inside me,
655
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,208
but I really want to!
656
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,083
I love pussy!
657
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,291
Oh, my God.
658
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,959
I am still in disbelief
659
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,583
that we are finally
on this stage together.
660
00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:02,375
I'm still in disbelief
that we are sharing this stage
661
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,917
with Cardi B tonight.
662
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,125
I know! Do you think
she watches our porn?
663
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,083
What if
she watches our movies?
664
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,417
What if she really loves it?
What if she loves us?
665
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,542
Oh, my God, should we
go on tour with Cardi B?
666
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,542
I can't believe we're going
on tour with Cardi B
667
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,250
'cause she loves us so much.
668
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,542
She did say
she loved porn stars.
669
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:23,542
I don't know if anyone...
believes that?
670
00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:26,041
I know! I still can't
believe it either.
671
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:30,458
Well, while we help you
come to terms
672
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,166
with things
maybe you shouldn't believe,
673
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,333
um, here are
our next presenters.
674
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:38,166
Kenzie Reeves and Tyler Nixon!
675
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,166
♪ rhythmic snapping music ♪
676
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,083
I love that we are presenting
677
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,917
the award
for Best New Male Comer.
678
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,333
"Male Comer"?
679
00:28:55,417 --> 00:29:00,041
No, I think you meant to say
"Best Male Newcomer," right?
680
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:03,875
Well, it's kind of
the same thing, isn't it?
681
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:07,250
They are new male comers.
682
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,208
- I get it now.
683
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,500
Here we are
684
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,500
with the Best Male Newcomer
nominees.
685
00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:27,792
♪ lively drum music ♪
686
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,917
And the winner is...
687
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,083
Louie!
688
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,333
Jason Luv!
689
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:08,208
Well, I'm so happy.
690
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,875
It's amazing, you know,
to get something like this
691
00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,583
and be recognized.
692
00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,583
Greg Lansky, I wanna thank you
for giving me the opportunity
693
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,166
and showing me so much.
694
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:19,000
Mike Moz, Taylor--
they've been so good to me,
695
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,000
mentally and just getting
everything in order for me.
696
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,959
Just Dave, wherever you're at,
thank you too.
697
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,917
In the beginning,
he showed me everything.
698
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,291
But, um, thank you, my fans.
Thank you, everybody.
699
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,166
♪ Go ♪
700
00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,917
♪ lively dance music ♪
701
00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:39,500
- ♪ pleasant music ♪
702
00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:41,041
Hey, it's Avi Love,
703
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:44,500
and today we are molding
my vagina.
704
00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:45,667
- Hey, Avi.
- Hi.
705
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,583
Nice to meet you.
706
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:48,875
I'm JT, and I'm the molder.
707
00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:50,041
And I see
708
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:51,041
you got a bit of hair here.
709
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,083
- I do.
- Um...
710
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,583
Is it gonna rip my bush out?
711
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,834
It may sting a bit...
712
00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,417
- Oh, my God.
- ...pull.
713
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,542
Since I've started working
with porn-star strokers,
714
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,583
I've molded
about seven vaginas,
715
00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:01,709
as well as buttholes.
716
00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:03,166
Haven't done any mouths yet,
717
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:06,333
but, uh, it's primarily
just vaginas and buttholes.
718
00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:07,959
Getting the mold
of the butthole
719
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,917
is actually a little
more difficult,
720
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,208
especially if the girl
has kind of a big ass.
721
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:13,875
Kinda gotta get in there
and spread the cheeks apart
722
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,667
and make sure
the goo gets in there.
723
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,041
Uh,
what is that stuff?
724
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,834
- The goo.
- The goop.
725
00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,166
The application of the goo
is actually very hands-on.
726
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,333
Um...
727
00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:24,709
It feels all wet.
728
00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:25,959
So have you ever
been nominated before?
729
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,583
No, this is my first year
being nominated.
730
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,542
First year.
731
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,166
Three nominations.
732
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:31,667
Two are from
The Possession of Mrs. Hyde,
733
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,500
including Best Actress
and Best Boy/Girl Scene.
734
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:36,583
Okay, so now we have to wait
for this to harden.
735
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,083
You have to sit like this
for about 30 minutes.
736
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,417
Okay.
737
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,667
But what we're gonna do
is watch
738
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,709
some of your nominated scenes.
739
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,000
Just don't move.
740
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:50,709
Dr. Jekyll gave his life
to save mine.
741
00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:52,125
They didn't tell anybody
742
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,667
that they were filming
in black and white,
743
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,083
so none of us had any idea.
744
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,709
Makes it like art.
745
00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:59,417
- What--
- Hey! Pull over!
746
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,750
She's getting attacked,
747
00:32:00,834 --> 00:32:02,417
so I'm trying to stop it,
748
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,166
but as she's running back
to the limo...
749
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,041
...her heel breaks,
750
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,166
so when she jumps in
and we drive off,
751
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,250
we're just laughing
our asses off.
752
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,583
I said pull the fuck over.
753
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,917
So this is the scene
that was nominated
754
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,500
for Best Sex Scene.
755
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,083
It's summer in Los Angeles.
756
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,625
I think it was probably, like,
95 degrees outside,
757
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,208
and we were in this limo,
758
00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:27,458
and we can't have the air on
because of sound purposes,
759
00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:30,875
so we're all
literally dripping in sweat,
760
00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:34,125
and I remember,
the seat's just soaking wet.
761
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,917
This limo was probably booked
for the prom right after this.
762
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,125
All right.
The big reveal.
763
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,917
- You ready?
- I'm so ready.
764
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:42,917
That is so awesome.
765
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,041
It smells like...
766
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,375
I'm not sure what that is.
767
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,875
See your butthole too?
768
00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:50,417
- Yeah.
- Uh, we're not done yet.
769
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:51,792
- No?
- No.
770
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,041
- Okay.
- In honor of your nominations,
771
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:56,500
we're gonna mold
an AVN Award into a dildo.
772
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,083
Oh, my God!
773
00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:58,959
So every year
at the awards,
774
00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,834
onstage, someone always says,
775
00:33:00,917 --> 00:33:02,083
"I wanna fuck this thing,"
776
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,750
and, uh, after today,
that's gonna be possible.
777
00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:04,834
We need to lube it up,
778
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,458
you know,
so it doesn't get stuck.
779
00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,166
This'll be the first time
anyone's ever done this.
780
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,500
Hopefully this'll bring her
some good luck.
781
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,125
We put all
of our good vibes into it.
782
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,709
Hopefully it brings me
good luck.
783
00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:15,458
I think you're doing a better
job than I am, actually.
784
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,917
I catch on quick.
785
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,041
So we're gonna let this sit,
and then it'll be ready for you
786
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,250
as your good-luck charm
when you're in Vegas.
787
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,417
Aw, that's so cool!
788
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,625
Thank you, JT.
789
00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:24,542
You're welcome.
790
00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:27,500
Please welcome
Kristen Scott,
791
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:30,125
Kira Noir, and Small Hands.
792
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,959
♪ rock music ♪
793
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,709
We all know sex is a big part
of what we do.
794
00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:42,625
Uh, I would say
it's the biggest part.
795
00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:43,750
But there are some movies
796
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,000
that add even more
than great sex.
797
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:48,792
Yeah, these have sex
and action
798
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,291
and motherfucking thrills!
799
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:53,083
Here are the nominees
for Best Action/Thriller!
800
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,750
Yeah!
801
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:04,250
♪ electronic music ♪
802
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,917
Look, I told you:
I'm really fucked up.
803
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,667
It's my job to spot a liar.
804
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,000
I'm using you.
805
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,542
You here for pleasure
or problems?
806
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,291
Just pleasure.
No problems.
807
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:23,834
Go into sleep mode.
808
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:25,250
No.
809
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:27,583
Have it your way.
810
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,000
- ♪ tense music ♪
- No!
811
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,917
- Valerie...
812
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,250
that's exactly what you
fucking want, isn't it?
813
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,750
- Exactly what you want!
814
00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:42,041
You believe in ghosts,
Ms. Walden?
815
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,917
...ready to wage war
over this precious juice--
816
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,041
the juice I carry
inside of me.
817
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,583
- We gotta kill her.
- Hey, boys.
818
00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:55,000
- It's haunted.
819
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,208
The house is not haunted.
820
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,375
Somebody grabbed me!
Somebody grabbed me!
821
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,792
- All righty.
822
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,583
And the winner is...
823
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,291
The Possession of Mrs. Hyde!
824
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:18,291
♪ upbeat electronic music ♪
825
00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:40,625
Fuck yeah!
826
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,375
Wow. Um...
827
00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:47,083
this was
a very special journey.
828
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,375
Um, it started in 1988
829
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,041
when my father and I sat down
830
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,125
and wrote the first draft
for this screenplay,
831
00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,792
and it, um,
culminated 30 years later
832
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,959
when I finally found
the perfect actors
833
00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:02,000
to take on the lead roles.
834
00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,667
Avi Love, Seth Gamble--
835
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,375
this movie would've
never happened without you,
836
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:09,959
and-and watching you give
all you had for me
837
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,041
was so inspiring.
838
00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:15,333
Um, St-Steve Orenstein, uh,
839
00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:17,542
thank you for having
the balls to let--
840
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:21,417
to let me shoot a porn movie
in black-and-white CinemaScope.
841
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,959
To my beautiful wife,
842
00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,834
who has made me happier
than I ever thought I would be,
843
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,458
thank you so much.
844
00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,667
And to my father,
wherever you are,
845
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,667
I hope you're proud of me.
846
00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:32,834
Thank you, AVN.
847
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,959
It's a tale
as old as time, girls.
848
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,041
A man and a woman
connected
849
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,000
by passion and chemistry.
850
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,542
Sexual desire
surrounds them.
851
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:54,375
And so does a camera crew,
a few lighting guys,
852
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:55,792
a director,
853
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:58,750
a weird dude making very
delicious breakfast burritos.
854
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:02,208
It truly is a beautiful thing.
855
00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:05,291
Here are the nominees
for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
856
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,291
Was it you
who brought me home last night?
857
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,417
Ms. Black, there is no
smoking in this room.
858
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,542
I'm a dirty fucking whore.
859
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,709
Perfectly functionable
18-year-old girl.
860
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,792
Oh, my gosh.
861
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:48,333
- Oh, you're a talent scout.
- Yeah.
862
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,542
...little sex parade out here!
863
00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,500
Your dick is so deep.
864
00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:10,458
And the winner is...
865
00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:13,125
Avi Love and Ramón Nomar!
866
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,625
- We got one.
- What?
867
00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:16,625
- Avi Love.
- Go, mama.
868
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,583
- You--you won the--
- What?
869
00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:24,083
- Oh, my God!
870
00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:37,375
- You begin.
871
00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:38,417
Okay.
872
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,750
All right, well,
we fucked pretty good.
873
00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,792
What do you say?
874
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:44,417
It was very hot.
It was very nice.
875
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,125
- Thanks to Axel Braun.
- It was very hot.
876
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,166
- Thank you.
- Yes.
877
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,667
So we won for
The Possession of Mrs. Hyde,
878
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:03,166
and I also won my sex scene
879
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,792
in The Possession of Mrs. Hyde.
880
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:07,959
Out of these three awards,
I'm trying to decide
881
00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,875
which one I'm gonna fuck.
882
00:39:09,959 --> 00:39:14,083
So...I think I'm gonna
go with this one.
883
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,625
I molded this dildo, so...
884
00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:19,458
I got a win in my eyes.
885
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,041
Best Male Newcomer.
Wow! Exciting!
886
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:28,542
Since you're
the Best Male Newcomer,
887
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:30,667
that probably means that
you've busted a lot of nuts
888
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:31,750
this year, right?
889
00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:33,375
A lot, yes.
890
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,458
Oh!
891
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:35,583
You checking for stains?
892
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,667
Yes, we're checking.
We--there's, like--
893
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,208
it looks like a spray
kind of pattern here.
894
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,375
- Do you see that?
- Mm-hmm.
895
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:41,792
Looks like you've been
a naughty boy.
896
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,291
Perfect for the Male Newcomer.
897
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,083
- I love it.
- Awesome.
898
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,291
One of the great things
about AVN
899
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,583
is their dedication
to recognizing new talent,
900
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:55,792
and that continues tonight
with our next presenter.
901
00:39:55,875 --> 00:40:00,792
Please welcome AVN's
2018 Best New Starlet,
902
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,041
Jill Kassidy!
903
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,083
♪ rock music ♪
904
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,542
When my name was announced
on this stage last year,
905
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:19,417
I freaked out.
906
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,250
I...
907
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:22,792
I still can't believe that
908
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:26,166
with so many talented girls
up for this award
909
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,875
that the honor of winning
Best New Starlet
910
00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,375
had been given to me.
911
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,542
I am really proud
to have held this title,
912
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,250
and I am very excited
that tonight,
913
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,500
in these last few moments,
914
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:44,250
I get to pass it on
to the next girl.
915
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:46,166
Here are this year's nominees
916
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,834
for Best New Starlet.
917
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,041
And the winner is...
918
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,500
- Oh, my God!
919
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,917
Ivy Wolfe!
920
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,875
♪ sunny electronic music ♪
921
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,000
Hi.
922
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:30,667
I really can't believe
this just happened, honestly.
923
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:33,792
I'm kind of in shock right now.
924
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,834
But I just wanna thank
everybody, honestly.
925
00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:38,792
I wanna thank every single
person I've worked with.
926
00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,375
I wanna thank every director,
927
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,208
every PA, every single person,
my agency--
928
00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:45,333
I just--thank you guys.
929
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,000
I'm Charlotte Stokely,
930
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,458
and welcome
to the 2019 AVN Show.
931
00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,291
♪ upbeat rock music ♪
932
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,375
Oh, my God,
I found Ella!
933
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,500
I'm showing the boys
and girls back home
934
00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:17,458
what they're missing out on.
935
00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,041
Yeah, get here!
936
00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:21,417
You guys having fun yet?
937
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,667
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
938
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:23,834
I'm having a great time.
939
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,041
I feel like this is just
a big, huge party.
940
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,959
Ooh!
941
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,458
I love meeting fans
and hanging out with them.
942
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,250
I can give them hugs
and say hi,
943
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:35,792
and I love it.
944
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,250
I just love
meeting people
945
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:41,750
that admire the work that I do
and just jerk off to me.
946
00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:43,166
It's the coolest shit.
947
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,375
'Cause
not only do you get
948
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:45,792
to meet your favorite stars,
949
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,834
but you also get to meet them
in sexy lingerie.
950
00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,917
They get to take pictures
with you and grab your boobs?
951
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,083
Yup.
952
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,208
That sounds like
a great time to me.
953
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,333
Let's shake our tits.
954
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,417
Not only do you get to meet
your favorite porn stars,
955
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,875
but you also get
to play in the Lair,
956
00:44:03,959 --> 00:44:07,083
"an interactive
kinky playspace."
957
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,375
It's interactive.
958
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750
It's like an arcade game
but for your wiener.
959
00:44:10,834 --> 00:44:13,000
I might dabble in fetish
a little bit.
960
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,542
I think everybody actually
dabbles a little bit,
961
00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,125
whether they admit it or not.
962
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,542
Absolutely,
and that's a great reason
963
00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:18,542
to come to the convention:
964
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:20,375
to experience more things
965
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,917
that you didn't know
you were into yet.
966
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,125
I've seen a lot of kinky shit,
967
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,583
but I've never seen this
before.
968
00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,208
Thank you for coming by.
969
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:28,041
You're the most enthusiastic
person we've had all morning.
970
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,375
- Oh, my God, I just came.
- Whoo!
971
00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,667
I'm not wearing any panties.
972
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,125
We should, like,
just sleep in the same bed.
973
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:38,500
Right now?
Okay. Cut the camera.
974
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,250
Hosting the show is living up
975
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:44,417
to everything we hoped
it would be,
976
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,208
but I'm gonna be honest:
977
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:50,500
I was not prepared for all
of the dress changes tonight.
978
00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:52,041
Well, wait a minute.
979
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,959
How many times are you
actually planning on changing?
980
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,667
Well, every time
I leave the stage,
981
00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,834
I put on my backstage outfit,
982
00:44:59,917 --> 00:45:03,917
and then I either put
something new on to come out in,
983
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,583
or I just put on whatever
I was wearing before.
984
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:10,375
That means you have, like,
six changes?
985
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,083
That's just crazy.
986
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,583
I know.
987
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:15,834
And I didn't know about all
these changes ahead of time,
988
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,750
so I'm gonna be out of outfits
in, like, two awards.
989
00:45:18,834 --> 00:45:19,959
We'll just bring out
the next presenters,
990
00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,792
and then we'll just go
to the mall real quick.
991
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,583
Okay.
992
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:26,125
I'm gonna go put on
my backstage outfit
993
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:27,417
so we can go.
994
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:28,625
Okay, wh--
995
00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:30,000
Please welcome to the stage
996
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,875
three women that
don't need changing:
997
00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:35,000
Christiana Cinn,
Prinzzess, and Haley Reed.
998
00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:37,417
♪ heavy rock music ♪
999
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:49,333
Say hi to AVN.
1000
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,959
According to the dictionary,
1001
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:57,834
an actress is someone
who inhabits a role,
1002
00:45:57,917 --> 00:46:00,959
looks super sexy,
has passionate sex,
1003
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,959
and can carry a story
while having an orgy.
1004
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:06,834
It really says that, like,
in the dictionary
1005
00:46:06,917 --> 00:46:08,458
in a library?
1006
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:13,125
Uh, yeah, in the 2019
AVN porn dictionary.
1007
00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,208
I found one backstage.
1008
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:17,500
Oh, well,
that totally makes sense.
1009
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:21,750
And these women definitely
define that description,
1010
00:46:21,834 --> 00:46:26,417
and they are the nominees
for Best Actress.
1011
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,917
I don't feel very beautiful.
1012
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:46,375
But you are missing
one very important thing--
1013
00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,709
the one thing that money
will never buy you.
1014
00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,750
I'm offering you love.
1015
00:46:52,834 --> 00:46:54,041
I'm just here for summer break.
1016
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,667
Tells me
you'd make a great husband.
1017
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:04,083
Now, that's embarrassing.
1018
00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:05,583
Well, it would've been worse
if you had said
1019
00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:08,250
you were some kind
of monster, right?
1020
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:09,667
Why do you listen to this crap?
1021
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,458
What category do I fall under?
1022
00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:19,333
The dumb sorority girl?
1023
00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:20,834
The batshit crazy chick?
1024
00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,125
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me guess.
1025
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,500
I'm the naive head nodder
1026
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:24,959
who believes
every word of bullshit
1027
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:26,834
that comes out of your mouth.
1028
00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:28,041
Help!
1029
00:47:33,709 --> 00:47:34,542
I'm gonna go.
1030
00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:36,041
Why?
1031
00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,917
This is just too weird.
I...
1032
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,083
I didn't know--
I never--I never would've.
1033
00:47:41,166 --> 00:47:41,917
What's wrong with you?
1034
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,625
It's just too weird.
1035
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:48,041
And the winner is...
1036
00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:52,792
Eliza Jane!
1037
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:53,709
Whoo!
1038
00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:05,625
Way to go.
1039
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:12,291
Oh, wow!
1040
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,959
That's super cool. Uh...
1041
00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:16,375
Pure Taboo,
you've been amazing.
1042
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:17,667
The cast and crew of Anne
1043
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,959
was beyond anything
I could've asked for.
1044
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,583
Um, my awesome date tonight--
1045
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,291
I couldn't ask
for anyone better.
1046
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,000
And to sex workers everywhere,
whether you're here
1047
00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,500
or not in this room
with us tonight,
1048
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:30,625
you're amazing.
1049
00:48:30,709 --> 00:48:33,250
You have all my support.
1050
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:36,542
I've really had the time
of my life as Eliza Jane.
1051
00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:37,625
Thank you.
1052
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,250
Oh, my goodness.
It's so big.
1053
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,667
Yeah?
1054
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,458
♪ jaunty music ♪
1055
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,750
There's just no words
to describe this.
1056
00:49:06,834 --> 00:49:08,041
I hope it fits.
1057
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,125
In the landscape
1058
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,417
of adult film male talent,
1059
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,083
rarely does a unique
personality come along
1060
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,166
such as Dredd.
1061
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,625
- Hello.
1062
00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:19,166
Tonight,
Dredd and Little Dredd
1063
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,333
sit down to commiserate
on the long, hard journey
1064
00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:26,166
to the 2019 AVN Awards.
1065
00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:27,917
- What happened?
- It's huge.
1066
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,417
- What's going on?
1067
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,250
Yeah, yeah, get that.
You know, I don't have hands.
1068
00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:32,583
- Fix you up a little bit.
- Are my glasses good?
1069
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:33,750
There you go.
1070
00:49:33,834 --> 00:49:34,917
Did I say how much
I like your shoes?
1071
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,208
Oh, well, thank you very much.
1072
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:37,458
I mean, I'm lookin' at 'em
most of the day.
1073
00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:41,959
Twenty nineteen AVNs.
We are here.
1074
00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,333
- I'm really excited...
- Mm-hmm.
1075
00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:45,166
- I agree.
- ...that we've made it.
1076
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,083
We're up for
Male Performer of the Year.
1077
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:49,125
Finally, yes.
1078
00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:50,625
My only question is,
1079
00:49:50,709 --> 00:49:52,125
what took 'em so long?
1080
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:53,959
The fact that we are here--
I'm ecstatic,
1081
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,166
and I hope you are too.
1082
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,250
I am at full attention.
1083
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,667
I can see that.
1084
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:01,166
We've done
some great gapes together,
1085
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,208
but who would you say
was your favorite gape?
1086
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:06,083
Oof. My favorite.
1087
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:08,375
That is a tough question,
as you know.
1088
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,750
That's why I asked.
1089
00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:11,208
Well, one of them,
off the top of my head--
1090
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:13,166
and I'm sure you'll agree
with me on this--
1091
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,041
is, uh, Kissa Sins.
1092
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,041
Oh, my God.
I was just gonna say that.
1093
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,834
That is a cavernous area
right there.
1094
00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:20,625
I really agree with you.
1095
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,917
When we unleash us upon them,
1096
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,583
we tear their organs apart.
1097
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,125
That's just a fact.
1098
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,709
"Rearrange furniture,"
as I like to say.
1099
00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:29,875
- Because of you,
1100
00:50:29,959 --> 00:50:32,792
uh, we've actually
had females--
1101
00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:35,458
There was one time
when one left the set.
1102
00:50:35,542 --> 00:50:37,125
I dropped my pants,
and you came out.
1103
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:40,709
She pretty much said,
"Oh, my God. Hell no.
1104
00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,375
- There's no way."
- Damn right.
1105
00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:43,458
- Personally,
1106
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,583
I think it was all your fault.
1107
00:50:49,792 --> 00:50:51,542
I'm noticing some bruises
on you.
1108
00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:53,417
Oh, you got me.
I gotta confess.
1109
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,250
You know the other night
when you were like,
1110
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,875
"I'm so tired.
I'm just gonna go to bed"?
1111
00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,208
- Yeah?
- You did go to bed,
1112
00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:00,333
and I didn't.
1113
00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:01,709
I always hear you talking
1114
00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:02,834
about all these parties.
1115
00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:04,291
I went and checked one out.
1116
00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:06,041
I grabbed the camera crew,
1117
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:07,834
we went upstairs,
and we mingled.
1118
00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:09,291
I didn't give any consent
1119
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:11,792
to anything
that went on with you.
1120
00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:13,500
You wanna see the footage?
1121
00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:17,000
Whoo!
1122
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,959
I'm Dredd's dick!
1123
00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,250
- How are you doing?
- Oh, my God!
1124
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,125
You just gave me
a mushroom stamp on my face.
1125
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:26,000
I gotta experience
what AVN's all about
1126
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,417
and meet all
the hot porn stars.
1127
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,583
I feel like you've already
met most of them.
1128
00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:32,792
I've crushed most of them.
1129
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,083
Do you wanna go home
with me tonight?
1130
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:36,875
Whoa! I don't know
if Dredd will approve,
1131
00:51:36,959 --> 00:51:39,041
but you know what?
He's sleeping.
1132
00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:47,291
I'm just curious:
how did you get separated?
1133
00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,709
Uh, we don't have enough time
to talk about that.
1134
00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:51,375
It's time to have fun.
1135
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,041
Would you lick my balls?
1136
00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:55,375
Do you think you could take me?
1137
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,834
I think I could take you
in my fucking pussy.
1138
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,333
I love a challenge.
1139
00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,834
I'm having a lot of fun.
1140
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,417
I've never seen you
like this before.
1141
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,333
I know.
I'm letting it loose!
1142
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:05,583
Drink, drink, drink!
1143
00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:06,750
Aw, yeah!
1144
00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:08,417
Yeah!
1145
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,709
So ticklish!
1146
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:12,417
Om-yum-yum-yum-yum.
1147
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:15,041
I hope he sleeps forever!
1148
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:19,208
AVN 2019 porn awards!
1149
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,125
Hey, hey.
1150
00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,625
Oh, sorry, sorry.
1151
00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:25,291
- Back up here, okay.
- It was--it was a long night.
1152
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:26,625
- Yeah.
- I have a mouth.
1153
00:52:26,709 --> 00:52:27,834
I got a brain.
1154
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,458
I don't have ears,
1155
00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:31,542
so forever, I've been trying
to read your lips
1156
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,542
and everyone else,
and for the longest,
1157
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:36,166
I thought your name was Fred.
1158
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,583
And I was like,
1159
00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:41,417
"Me and Fred are gonna
do some damage right now."
1160
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,458
Well, this has been great.
1161
00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,250
I think we need to do this
more often.
1162
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,041
I agree. Whoa.
1163
00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:48,041
It's like looking in a mirror.
1164
00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:50,166
Hey, Dredd, where you going?
1165
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,458
Wait, Dredd!
Come back here!
1166
00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:52,917
You can't leave without me!
1167
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,500
What're you gonna do,
finger-bang these girls?
1168
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,500
They don't give awards
for finger-banging.
1169
00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:58,917
You need me, son!
1170
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,709
God damn it!
I love you, Dredd.
1171
00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:03,375
♪ electronic music ♪
1172
00:53:06,709 --> 00:53:10,208
It seems like the standards
for this next award
1173
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:14,000
keep getting harder
and harder.
1174
00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:19,208
Thankfully,
getting harder and harder
1175
00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:22,667
is no problem
for this group of men.
1176
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:26,709
Here are the nominees
for Male Performer of the Year.
1177
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:39,834
♪ Hey ♪
1178
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,250
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1179
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:48,083
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1180
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:51,917
Oh, my God.
1181
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,291
And the winner is...
1182
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,792
Manuel Ferrara!
1183
00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:59,792
♪ rock music ♪
1184
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,041
Good job.
1185
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:14,208
Holy shit.
1186
00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,917
This is number six, guys.
Thank you so much.
1187
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,166
Um, I'd like
to thank my wife--
1188
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:22,375
my beautiful
Kayden Kross.
1189
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,792
I love so much, baby.
1190
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,959
I can't wait to watch you win
the Director of the Year.
1191
00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,208
I love you so much.
1192
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,417
How are you, man?
1193
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,291
I'm too old
for all this shit, man.
1194
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:43,250
Young guys deserve it
more than me.
1195
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,959
- Thank you so much.
1196
00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,500
All right, buddy,
look, I'm sorry,
1197
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,542
but I'm gonna have
to put you back in my pants.
1198
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,125
But you're not gonna
stay there long, all right?
1199
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,375
It's AVN Awards night,
1200
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,333
and everybody
gets laid tonight,
1201
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,417
including you.
1202
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:59,709
It's time to have fun!
Aw, yeah!
1203
00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:01,542
- ...is no problem...
- Oh, my good--
1204
00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:02,959
Is this
your first AVN win?
1205
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,542
This is my first time
holding an AVN trophy.
1206
00:55:05,625 --> 00:55:07,208
- Oh, my God.
- It's so heavy.
1207
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,667
I'm gonna get so buff,
'cause I'm never
1208
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:09,875
gonna put this down.
1209
00:55:09,959 --> 00:55:12,166
All right, so...
1210
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,625
What got you interested
1211
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:16,417
in wanting to join
the adult industry?
1212
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:19,125
I was just kind of, like,
on a sexual freedom journey,
1213
00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,375
and it was, like,
a slow process,
1214
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:21,667
and then all the sudden,
it was like...
1215
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,125
"All right, let's do this."
1216
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,625
It is now my great pleasure
1217
00:55:27,709 --> 00:55:32,083
to be joined by
the 2019 AVN trophy girls,
1218
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:36,542
Gianna Dior and Athena Faris!
1219
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,458
Thank you so much, Esther.
1220
00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:41,417
We're so happy
to be your trophy girls.
1221
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,000
It really is
a dream come true.
1222
00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:46,834
That's so great to hear.
Now, I have a question.
1223
00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:49,583
Since no one spends more time
onstage than you two,
1224
00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:51,125
are there any tips you have
1225
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:53,041
for any of the winners
that are left tonight?
1226
00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,291
You bet we do.
1227
00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:55,583
First of all,
1228
00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:58,125
think of your acceptance speech
like a sex scene.
1229
00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:01,625
You might get choked up
and your mascara might run,
1230
00:56:01,709 --> 00:56:04,625
but always keep eye contact
with the camera.
1231
00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:07,542
It looks hot.
Maybe even drool a little.
1232
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,250
Also, from the moment
you hear your name
1233
00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:11,500
and you get on the stage,
1234
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,834
treat it like
the end of a sex scene.
1235
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,750
Be ready to pop,
1236
00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:19,208
and please, don't go on and on
and on for a long time.
1237
00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:21,458
Oh, wow.
That's really helpful.
1238
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,875
Anything else?
1239
00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,250
Yup. When you're the host,
1240
00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:25,500
make sure you know
the perfect time
1241
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,250
to bring up
the next presenters.
1242
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,250
Cool. Cool.
1243
00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:34,333
Kay, the perfect time is now.
1244
00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:38,959
Oh! Please welcome to the stage
Gia Paige and,
1245
00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:42,959
for the very first time
onstage anywhere ever,
1246
00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:45,792
Johnny Castle!
1247
00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:58,250
Wow.
1248
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,458
We get to give out
one of the biggest awards
1249
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,208
of our industry:
1250
00:57:02,291 --> 00:57:04,458
Female Performer of the Year.
1251
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:06,959
I know!
1252
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:10,166
I think it says a lot about us
that we're the presenters.
1253
00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:11,667
I agree.
1254
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,583
But what does it say?
1255
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,667
Pretty sure it says
we didn't win.
1256
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,375
- Mm.
1257
00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:20,291
Well, let's find out
who did win.
1258
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:24,166
Here are the nominees for
Female Performer of the Year.
1259
00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,709
And the winner is...
1260
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,542
Angela White!
1261
00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:52,542
Thank you, AVN,
for this incredible honor.
1262
00:58:52,625 --> 00:58:55,000
I couldn't
be up here tonight
1263
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:58,333
without the support
of so many of you.
1264
00:58:58,417 --> 00:59:01,625
This industry
is so special to me.
1265
00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,166
It is innovative,
it's progressive,
1266
00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:06,542
and it's inclusive
1267
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:09,500
and, ultimately,
it's important.
1268
00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:10,709
Yeah.
1269
00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,542
And I'm so, so proud
1270
00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:18,041
to be here with you tonight
to celebrate our achievements.
1271
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,166
Thank you.
1272
00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:31,208
I can't help but feel like
we're missing something
1273
00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:33,083
out here onstage.
1274
00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:34,625
- Like what?
- Gia's ass.
1275
00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,583
- I don't know.
1276
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:38,917
We look hot,
the cameras are rolling,
1277
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,291
the lights are on,
and we're ready for action.
1278
00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:46,000
But we can't have action
without a director.
1279
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,750
If only there was
some way for us
1280
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,083
to get a director
up here with us.
1281
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:52,959
Let's read the list
of the next nominees
1282
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:54,959
and see if that helps.
1283
00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:58,333
Here are the nominees
for Director of the Year.
1284
01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:08,166
♪ Let's go! ♪
1285
01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:27,542
And the winner is...
1286
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,000
Kayden Kross!
1287
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:33,000
♪ rock music ♪
1288
01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,208
Thank you.
1289
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,208
Kayden!
1290
01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:01,500
Greg Lansky,
you told me this was possible.
1291
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,625
I didn't think it was.
1292
01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:04,125
Thank you.
1293
01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:07,792
Manuel, you have been there
for everything.
1294
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,041
But most of all,
thank you, performers.
1295
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,291
I know how hard it is.
1296
01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:14,333
I know because I've been there.
I have been you.
1297
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,333
Love you!
1298
01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:21,417
The resilience it takes,
the confidence it takes--
1299
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:22,750
thank you for your strength.
1300
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,583
Thank you so much.
I love you. Thank you so much.
1301
01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,375
So you're
the second person
1302
01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,083
to win two times in a row.
1303
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:40,375
How does that feel?
1304
01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:42,333
Um, absolutely incredible.
1305
01:01:42,417 --> 01:01:44,166
It's-it's an amazing honor.
1306
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,834
How you gonna
celebrate tonight?
1307
01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,500
Well, I'm waiting for my wife
to, uh,
1308
01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,750
win Director of the Year,
1309
01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:51,000
and then we're, uh,
probably gonna have sex.
1310
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:51,834
- You know.
- It's a big night
1311
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,083
for your family altogether.
1312
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:55,667
Your husband just won
a big award--and you,
1313
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,208
and so how are you guys
gonna celebrate?
1314
01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:59,458
Um...
1315
01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:01,125
well, you know.
1316
01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:03,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He already told us, actually.
1317
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,667
- Such a great speech.
- Thank you.
1318
01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:05,875
Is there anything
that you left out
1319
01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:07,041
that you'd like to say now,
behind...
1320
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,291
I--well, you know what?
1321
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:09,583
I'd like to thank the fans,
1322
01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:11,333
because the--without the fans,
1323
01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:13,000
we wouldn't be able
to do any of this,
1324
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:15,917
and-and they always
inspire me to do better.
1325
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,250
What do you think
it is about you
1326
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,417
that sets you apart
from all these other guys?
1327
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,959
My foreskin.
1328
01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:21,583
How much water
is on my face right now?
1329
01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:23,500
That's okay.
You won such a big award.
1330
01:02:23,583 --> 01:02:25,000
Of course you're gonna
be emotional.
1331
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,667
I forgot
to thank AVN. Oh, my God.
1332
01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:28,375
- Oh, my gosh! Ah!
- AVN, thank you!
1333
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,333
Thank you, AVN.
Thank you.
1334
01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,583
Thank you, Kayden,
for teaching me how to act
1335
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:40,125
without a dick in my mouth.
1336
01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,583
I think the best thing
about sex with a woman
1337
01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:43,083
is just being with Kissa Sins,
1338
01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:44,625
because she's
so fucking genuine.
1339
01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:48,667
Greg Lansky.
1340
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,834
This is you.
This is you.
1341
01:02:51,917 --> 01:02:53,375
Tori Black,
I wish you were here,
1342
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:55,417
because, fuck, you're good.
1343
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,000
...why I want
to dedicate this win
1344
01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:58,667
to all of my fellow
transgender peers
1345
01:02:58,750 --> 01:02:59,917
who have been nominated.
1346
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,750
Trans people are not taboo
nor a fetish.
1347
01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:06,875
We are people who want
to be allowed to work,
1348
01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:09,959
to serve in our country,
and, most importantly,
1349
01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:11,458
live a life
of our own choosing
1350
01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:13,083
just like anybody else.
1351
01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,458
I love you guys.
Thank you.
1352
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,083
It truly is my honor
to introduce a man
1353
01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:21,500
that dedicates his work
to fighting for us,
1354
01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,625
advancing our industry
on every platform,
1355
01:03:24,709 --> 01:03:27,166
and stands firmly as a voice
for positivity
1356
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,458
and inclusiveness
in our community.
1357
01:03:29,542 --> 01:03:30,959
Along with Whitney Wright,
1358
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,792
please welcome
the chief executive officer
1359
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:36,291
of the AVN Media Network,
1360
01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,291
Tony Rios!
1361
01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:41,333
♪ rock music ♪
1362
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:49,000
Thank you.
1363
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:52,417
Camming is such a large part
of our industry,
1364
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:55,625
and it grows every year
more and more.
1365
01:03:55,709 --> 01:03:58,667
The ability to be a cam
performer offers fans
1366
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:02,959
a personal experience with
the entertainers they love.
1367
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:06,041
It allows men and women
who use camming
1368
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:09,667
the opportunity
to freely express themselves
1369
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:13,333
and use their talents
any way they choose.
1370
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:17,959
These first nominees chose
to use their imagination,
1371
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:21,583
interests, sewing machines,
and hard work
1372
01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:24,166
to become some of
the best in the world,
1373
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:28,417
and all that hard work is not
just recognized by AVN
1374
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,709
but by fans as well
1375
01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:35,542
because this and the next award
are decided by the fans.
1376
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,583
Here are the nominees
1377
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:41,583
for the fan award
for Favorite Cam Cosplayer.
1378
01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:43,166
♪ dramatic percussion ♪
1379
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:46,166
- ♪ marching band music ♪
1380
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:18,083
And the award goes to...
1381
01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,792
Elise Laurenne.
1382
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,000
Thank you.
1383
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,125
So, uh, I lost my voice.
1384
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,792
Okay, so hi, my name is Jen.
1385
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,333
I'm one of Elisa's
best friends.
1386
01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,166
I'm taking over for her,
but she wanted to thank
1387
01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:47,709
her Butt Freckle Cult.
1388
01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:49,333
She's so grateful
to get this award.
1389
01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:50,959
- Yes. Thank you.
- Yes, and what else?
1390
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:53,291
- Tell them.
- Stay creative.
1391
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,500
Stay creative! Whoo!
Congratulations!
1392
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:10,208
What makes camming so special
1393
01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:13,542
is that it allows
each performer the abilities
1394
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:18,542
to truly connect with our fans,
and when it comes to camming,
1395
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,291
it's those relationships
1396
01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:23,333
that make all the work
and performing worth it.
1397
01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:26,750
Tonight, the fans get
to speak again
1398
01:06:26,834 --> 01:06:30,083
and show how strong those
relationships really are.
1399
01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:32,083
Here are the nominees
1400
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:37,000
for the fan award
for Favorite Cam Girl.
1401
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:39,750
- ♪ marching band music ♪
1402
01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:11,959
And the winner is...
1403
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,792
Kati3kat!
1404
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:35,375
Wow. If, uh--if somebody
had told me four years ago
1405
01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:37,917
that I would be
up on this stage
1406
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,417
three years in a row,
I swear,
1407
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,208
I would not have believed them.
1408
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,709
I've never found a group
of girls more supportive
1409
01:07:45,792 --> 01:07:49,291
and a group of people who
have seen every part of me
1410
01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:52,458
when I play video games
and when I just hang out.
1411
01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:54,083
I have the biggest supporters,
1412
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,083
and thank you so much
for your votes.
1413
01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:57,667
Thank you, AVN,
for an amazing platform.
1414
01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:58,875
Thank you, My Free Cams.
1415
01:07:58,959 --> 01:08:00,458
Thank you so much, KKC.
1416
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,583
Fuck you. Fuck you. Peace out.
1417
01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:03,625
Peace out!
1418
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,542
- Yes!
- Thank you.
1419
01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:15,208
- You're gonna go this way.
- This way. This way.
1420
01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:16,750
Is this
your first AVN win?
1421
01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:18,667
- Yes, it is.
- Oh, my God!
1422
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,625
- Congratulations.
- I'm very excited.
1423
01:08:19,709 --> 01:08:21,208
Thank you.
1424
01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:22,667
What do you want to say to
your fans that voted for you?
1425
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,834
I love you.
I love you a lot.
1426
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:27,208
Thank you so much
for voting for me,
1427
01:08:27,291 --> 01:08:29,250
especially to
my Butt Freckle Cult.
1428
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,083
Y'all are amazing.
Thank you.
1429
01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:33,667
What I have to say
to the Kati3kat Crew, the KKC:
1430
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,375
you are a crazy group
of members.
1431
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,709
You guys know how awkward I am,
1432
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:41,166
and getting me up on that stage
every year is--
1433
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:44,041
I hate you for it.
I love you. Thank you.
1434
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:46,208
I appreciate you,
and, most importantly,
1435
01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:47,417
fuck you.
1436
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,875
Fuck you.
Seriously.
1437
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,417
How are you gonna
celebrate tonight?
1438
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,041
Getting really, really,
really drunk
1439
01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:55,875
and pretending I did not act
as awkward as I thought I did
1440
01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:57,667
- up on that stage.
1441
01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
1442
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:02,500
please welcome the final
presenters of the evening:
1443
01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:05,667
Adria Rae, Steve Holmes,
and Gina Valentina.
1444
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:16,959
This final award
is only for winners.
1445
01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:17,709
Literally.
1446
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:19,166
In order to win,
1447
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,875
you have
to already won tonight.
1448
01:09:21,959 --> 01:09:24,750
Let's find out
who the double winner is.
1449
01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:28,417
Here are the nominees
for Movie of the Year.
1450
01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:09,125
And the winner...
1451
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:12,667
for Movie of the Year...
1452
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:16,959
The Possession
of Mrs. Hyde!
1453
01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,834
Wicked Pictures!
1454
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:36,166
I just wanna dedicate this
to all the people at AVN--
1455
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:40,625
the guys who spend weeks
locked in a room
1456
01:10:40,709 --> 01:10:43,333
watching every single movie,
1457
01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:45,375
debating--really debating
on the merits
1458
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,792
of every one of them,
1459
01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,834
that, to the outside world,
you guys have a dream job,
1460
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,750
but-but I know how hard it is,
1461
01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:55,250
and-and I really appreciate it
and I value it,
1462
01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,583
and that is why,
after 30 years,
1463
01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,750
winning one of these, uh,
still means a lot to me.
1464
01:11:00,834 --> 01:11:02,000
Thank you so much.
1465
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,500
- Are you excited?
- Yeah, excited, nervous.
1466
01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:15,542
Is it--is it
nerve-racking every time
1467
01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,375
- that you step onstage?
- Absolutely.
1468
01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,166
Actually, that was
the most nerve-racking.
1469
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,375
- The most--
- The most nerve-racking?
1470
01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:21,709
- The most. The most, yeah.
- Is it?
1471
01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:23,375
AVN!
1472
01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:25,583
We need you
on your feet right now!
1473
01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:27,333
Bardi!
1474
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,917
♪ dramatic rock music ♪
1475
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,375
Hands in the air!
1476
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,125
One, two, three, let's go!
1477
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,542
♪ Your bitch wanna party
with Cardi ♪
1478
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,542
♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪
1479
01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:40,166
♪ Diamonds all over my body,
shinin' all over my body ♪
1480
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:41,458
♪ Cardi got your bitch
on Molly ♪
1481
01:11:41,542 --> 01:11:42,750
♪ Bitch, you ain't gang,
you lame ♪
1482
01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:43,959
♪ Bentley truck
lane to lane ♪
1483
01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:44,792
♪ Blow out the brain ♪
1484
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,041
♪ I go insane, insane ♪
1485
01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:47,458
♪ I drop a check
on the chain ♪
1486
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:48,959
♪ Fuck up a check
in the Flame ♪
1487
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:50,583
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪
1488
01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:52,291
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪
1489
01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,542
♪ Cardi put
the pussy on Offset ♪
1490
01:11:53,625 --> 01:11:55,500
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪
1491
01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,083
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪
1492
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,792
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪
1493
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:00,208
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪
1494
01:12:00,291 --> 01:12:01,625
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪
1495
01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:03,250
♪ Who get this motherfucker
started ♪
1496
01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:04,500
- ♪ Cardi ♪
- ♪ Who took your bitch ♪
1497
01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:05,917
- ♪ Out to party ♪
- ♪ Cardi ♪
1498
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,208
♪ I took your bitch
and departed ♪
1499
01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:08,458
♪ Who that be fly
as a martian?
1500
01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:09,917
- ♪ Cardi ♪
- ♪ Who that on fleek ♪
1501
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,375
- ♪ In the cut ♪
- ♪ Cardi ♪
1502
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:12,834
♪ Who got them bricks
in the truck ♪
1503
01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,125
- ♪ Cardi ♪
- ♪ The diamonds gon' hit ♪
1504
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,208
♪ Like a bitch
on a bitchy-ass bitch ♪
1505
01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:16,542
♪ Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi ♪
1506
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,458
♪ Red-bottom MJ
moonwalk on a bitch ♪
1507
01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:19,500
♪ Moonwalkin'
through your clique ♪
1508
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:21,458
♪ I'm moonwalkin' in the six ♪
1509
01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,166
♪ Sticky with the kick,
moon rocks in this bitch ♪
1510
01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:24,959
♪ I'm from
the motherfuckin' Bronx ♪
1511
01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,542
♪ I keep the pump
in the trunk ♪
1512
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,250
♪ Bitch, if you bad,
then jump ♪
1513
01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:29,625
♪ Might leave your bitch
in a slump ♪
1514
01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,291
♪ Your bitch wanna party
with Cardi ♪
1515
01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:33,166
♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪
1516
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:35,583
♪ Diamonds all over my body,
shinin' all over my body ♪
1517
01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:37,166
♪ Cardi got your bitch
on Molly ♪
1518
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,333
♪ Bitch, you ain't gang,
you lame ♪
1519
01:12:38,417 --> 01:12:39,709
♪ Bentley truck
lane to lane ♪
1520
01:12:39,792 --> 01:12:41,667
♪ Blow out the brain,
I go insane, insane ♪
1521
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:43,166
♪ I drop a check
on the chain ♪
1522
01:12:43,250 --> 01:12:44,667
♪ Fuck up a check
in the Flame ♪
1523
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,166
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪
1524
01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:47,667
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪
1525
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,166
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪
1526
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,792
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪
1527
01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:52,667
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪
1528
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,166
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪
1529
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,375
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪
1530
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,625
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪
1531
01:12:57,709 --> 01:12:59,291
♪ Step in this bitch
in Givenchy ♪
1532
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,375
♪ Fuck up a check
in Givenchy ♪
1533
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:02,500
♪ Boss out the coupe
and them inches ♪
1534
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,834
♪ I fuck up a bag
at the Fendi ♪
1535
01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:05,208
♪ I fuck up a bag
in a minute ♪
1536
01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:06,625
♪ Who you know drip
like this ♪
1537
01:13:06,709 --> 01:13:07,959
♪ Who you know built
like this ♪
1538
01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:09,375
♪ I'm poppin' shit
like a dude ♪
1539
01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:10,458
♪ Pull up
and pop at your crew ♪
1540
01:13:10,542 --> 01:13:11,792
♪ Brr, poppin' at you ♪
1541
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,333
♪ They say, "You basic" ♪
1542
01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:14,500
♪ I flooded the Rollie
with diamonds ♪
1543
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,917
♪ I flooded the Patek
and bracelet ♪
1544
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,375
♪ I got your bitch
and she naked ♪
1545
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:18,542
♪ Ice on the cake
when I bake it ♪
1546
01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:19,959
♪ I'm switchin' lanes
in the Range ♪
1547
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,458
♪ Swap out the dick
for the brain ♪
1548
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:22,583
♪ Swap out your bitch
for your main ♪
1549
01:13:22,667 --> 01:13:24,041
♪ Swap out the trap
for the fame ♪
1550
01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,750
♪ Ice on them Cardi B
Cartier frames, bitch ♪
1551
01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:27,166
♪ Your bitch wanna party
with Cardi ♪
1552
01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:29,041
♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪
1553
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:31,166
♪ Diamonds all over my body,
shinin' all over my body ♪
1554
01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:32,625
♪ Cardi got your bitch
on Molly ♪
1555
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:33,875
♪ Bitch, you ain't gang,
you lame ♪
1556
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:35,458
♪ Bentley truck
lane to lane ♪
1557
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,458
♪ Blow out the brain,
I go insane, insane ♪
1558
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:38,834
♪ I drop a check
on the chain ♪
1559
01:13:38,917 --> 01:13:40,333
♪ Fuck up a check
in the Flame ♪
1560
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:41,625
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪
1561
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,583
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪
1562
01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:45,083
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪
1563
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,709
♪ Cartier,
Cardi B brain on Offset ♪
1564
01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,375
♪ Cardi took your man,
you upset, uh ♪
1565
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,083
♪ Cardi got rich,
they upset, yeah ♪
1566
01:13:50,166 --> 01:13:51,875
♪ Cardi put the pussy
on Offset ♪
1567
01:13:51,959 --> 01:13:53,125
♪ Cardi B brain on Offset ♪
1568
01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,166
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
1569
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,208
AVN, make some noise
for Cardi B!
1570
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:01,625
Sexy ladies.
1571
01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,375
- Ay.
- Say what?
1572
01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:06,959
♪ Said little bitch,
you can't fuck with me ♪
1573
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:08,625
♪ If you wanted to ♪
1574
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:10,500
♪ These expensive,
these is red bottoms ♪
1575
01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,125
♪ These is bloody shoes ♪
1576
01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:14,333
♪ Hit the store,
I can get 'em both ♪
1577
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,959
♪ I don't wanna choose ♪
1578
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:18,125
♪ And I'm quick,
cut a nigga off ♪
1579
01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,625
♪ So don't get comfortable,
look ♪
1580
01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:24,417
♪ I don't dance now,
I make money move ♪
1581
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,750
♪ Say I don't gotta dance,
I make money move ♪
1582
01:14:27,834 --> 01:14:29,583
♪ If I see you
and I don't speak ♪
1583
01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,500
♪ That means
I don't fuck with you ♪
1584
01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:33,250
♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪
1585
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:34,917
- ♪ Bitch ♪
- ♪ I make bloody moves ♪
1586
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,291
♪ Now she say she
gon' do what to who ♪
1587
01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:38,834
♪ Let's find out and see ♪
1588
01:14:38,917 --> 01:14:41,291
♪ Cardi B, you know
where I'm at ♪
1589
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:42,750
♪ You know where I be ♪
1590
01:14:42,834 --> 01:14:44,834
♪ You in the club
just to party ♪
1591
01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:46,750
♪ I'm there,
I get paid a fee ♪
1592
01:14:46,834 --> 01:14:48,792
♪ I be in and out
them banks so much ♪
1593
01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:50,667
♪ I know they're tired of me ♪
1594
01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,333
♪ Honestly, don't give
a fuck ♪
1595
01:14:52,417 --> 01:14:54,291
♪ 'Bout who in front of me ♪
1596
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,041
♪ Dropped two mixtapes
in six months ♪
1597
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,625
♪ What bitch working
as hard as me ♪
1598
01:14:57,709 --> 01:14:59,041
- No one!
- ♪ I don't bother ♪
1599
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,375
♪ With these hos ♪
1600
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,750
♪ Don't let these hos
bother me ♪
1601
01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:03,750
♪ They see pictures,
they say goals ♪
1602
01:15:03,834 --> 01:15:05,542
- ♪ Bitch ♪
- One, two, three!
1603
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:06,583
- Turn up!
- ♪ Look, I might just chill ♪
1604
01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,083
♪ In some BAPE ♪
1605
01:15:08,166 --> 01:15:09,458
♪ I might just chill
with your boo ♪
1606
01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:10,750
♪ I might just feel
on your babe ♪
1607
01:15:10,834 --> 01:15:12,208
♪ My pussy feel like a lake ♪
1608
01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:13,166
♪ He wanna swim
with his face ♪
1609
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,125
♪ I'm like, "Okay" ♪
1610
01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,458
♪ I let him get what he want,
he buy me Yves Saint Laurent ♪
1611
01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:19,583
♪ And the new whip,
when I go fast as a horse ♪
1612
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,250
♪ I got the pump
in the trunk ♪
1613
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,166
♪ I'm the hottest
in the street ♪
1614
01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:24,917
♪ Know you probably
heard of me ♪
1615
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,792
♪ Got a bag
and fixed my teeth ♪
1616
01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:28,834
♪ Hope you hos know
it ain't cheap ♪
1617
01:15:28,917 --> 01:15:30,583
♪ And I pay my mama bills ♪
1618
01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:32,625
♪ I ain't got
no time to chill ♪
1619
01:15:32,709 --> 01:15:34,333
♪ Think these hos
be mad at me ♪
1620
01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:36,458
♪ Their baby father
run a bill ♪
1621
01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:37,500
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
- ♪ Said little bitch ♪
1622
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:39,125
♪ You can't fuck with me ♪
1623
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,709
♪ If you wanted to ♪
1624
01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:42,583
♪ These expensive,
these is red bottoms ♪
1625
01:15:42,667 --> 01:15:44,166
♪ These is bloody shoes ♪
1626
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,500
♪ Hit the store,
I can get 'em both ♪
1627
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:48,041
♪ I don't wanna choose ♪
1628
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,250
♪ And I'm quick,
cut a nigga off ♪
1629
01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:52,959
♪ So don't get comfortable,
look ♪
1630
01:15:53,041 --> 01:15:56,500
♪ I don't dance now,
I make money move ♪
1631
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:59,792
♪ Say I don't gotta dance,
I make money move ♪
1632
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:01,542
♪ If I see you
and I don't speak ♪
1633
01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,417
♪ That means
I don't fuck with you ♪
1634
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,291
♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪
1635
01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,542
- ♪ Bitch ♪
- ♪ I make bloody moves ♪
1636
01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:11,667
Wet-pussy bitches
and big-dick motherfuckers,
1637
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:15,083
get your asses up here
right now!
1638
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:16,917
Right now!
1639
01:16:19,959 --> 01:16:22,000
Yes! Yes.
1640
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,542
Yes, yes.
1641
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,583
- Marker.
- Yes, yes, yes.
1642
01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:26,959
Take one.
1643
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,041
I'm gonna choke again.
I can't do this anymore.
1644
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,291
No, it's okay.
1645
01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:31,250
I cry at guys.
1646
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,917
I can't do this.
1647
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,333
My mascara is running.
1648
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,417
I don't know why.
1649
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,041
What did you do wrong?
1650
01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:41,166
Sexy ladies to the stage!
1651
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,500
Are those bow ties?
1652
01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:44,208
Those are--yeah, sure.
1653
01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,542
They're bow ties.
1654
01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:46,959
Wow, they really
match your beads.
1655
01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:47,917
- Don't they?
- Oh--
1656
01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:50,667
Oh, shit!
1657
01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,166
How are you holding your mic?
1658
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:55,208
With my dick.
1659
01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:56,959
Grab that beast.
1660
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:05,125
Let's go,
let's go, let's go now.
1661
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,083
Come on!
1662
01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:16,667
- Oh, goodness.
- Om-yum-yum-yum-yum.
1663
01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,083
Here, I can titty-fuck you.
1664
01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:20,125
I don't wanna cave
your chest in.
1665
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:23,083
♪ smooth music ♪
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