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ADULT SHELDON:
On any given day,
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our school gymnasium
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presented
a cocktail of horrors.
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From daily humiliation...
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...to school-sanctioned
violence...
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BOY:
Oh!
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But one day a year,
the gymnasium was transformed
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into a haven of learning
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thanks to a remarkable
institution
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known as the science fair.
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A chance for the student body
to come together
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in the name of research
and progress.
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Uh, while some did
the bare minimum...
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...and others preferred
razzamatazz over raw data,
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I set out to save humanity
from deadly asteroids.
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And made it all neatly fit
on three poster boards.
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The science fair may be
a competition,
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but when the goal is promoting
knowledge, we're all winners.
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PETERSEN:
And the winner
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of the Medford High School
Science Fair is...
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SueAnn Ludlow!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Shelly.
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You people are crazy!
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Hey.All right.
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SHELDON:
You're celebrating mediocrity!
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Mediocrity!
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Mediocrity!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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I'll be in my room.
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Oh, come on, Shelly.
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You still got
an honorable mention.
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Stop reminding me.
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I hate to see him
so upset.
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Well, give him a little
time, he'll calm down.
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SHELDON:
Fiddle-faddle!
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The F word.
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He's real mad.
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You don't always win in life,
he needs to learn that.
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I know, but these are
big feelings for a little boy.
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They're feelings everybody has.
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It's part of growing up.
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I guess.
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SHELDON:
Poodle poop!
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MEEMAW:
Okay.
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Somebody's got to teach
this kid to swear,
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it's embarrassing.
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Sheldon, listen,
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I know losing
ain't easy.
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I deal with it on the
football field all the time.
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It's like that big game we had
last year against Nacogdoches.
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We were down 28 points
at the half.
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It was raining, it was muddy.
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Everybody in the stands
had gone home.
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But somehow,
we managed to claw our way back
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to a tie with a minute left.
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And then, they threw
a Hail Mary,
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and the receiver stepped
out of bounds,
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but the ref didn't see it.
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After all that,
we lose on a bad call.
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Believe me, I was furious.
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But I sucked it up,
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and I walked across that field
and I shook their hands.
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I didn't hear a word you said.
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Okay.
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So while an animal cell
has a membrane,
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a plant cell has a membrane
and a cell wall.
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SHELDON:
Who cares?
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Sheldon,
what are you doing?
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Being disrespectful, sir.
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Ah. How come?
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Because I'm disillusioned
with the school system.
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Georgie, do you know
what's going on with him?
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Actually, I'm trying
to ignore it.
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Well, get your feet
off the desk.
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What if I don't?
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I was sent to see
Principal Petersen.
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What is it this time?
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Youthful rebellion.
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My voice hasn't changed yet,
but my attitude has.
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I'll let him know you're here.
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You do that.
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Ma'am.
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Sheldon Cooper's outside.
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Who sent him now?
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Givens.Well, you know what?
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Givens needs to man up.
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Cooper's
a little boy.
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It's not hard to handle him.
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I'll send him in.
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H-Hold on a minute, just...
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Does he know I'm in here?
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SHELDON :
Attention, students and faculty.
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Oh, no.
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This is Sheldon Lee Cooper.
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What the hell?
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We're taught that hard work
pays off, but that's not true.
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I came up with a solution
to save Earth
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from killer asteroids,
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and lost the science fair
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to SueAnn Ludlow,
and her frizzy hair machine.
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But it wasn't just me who lost,
we all lost.
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Wake up, people.
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The system's broken.
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Real innovation isn't valued.
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Nowadays, it's all about
flash and style.
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I blame MTV.
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Luckily, my parents
can't afford cable.
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We can afford it.
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I urge you all to rise up.
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They can't send everyone
to the principal's office.
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Chew gum in class,
use a number one pencil,
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go nuts.
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This is Sheldon Lee Cooper
signing off.
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Live long and prosper.
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You better run, you little punk!
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MEEMAW: I can't believe you sent
him to bed without his dinner.
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That's right.
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On spaghetti and
hot dog night.
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That's rough.He's got to learn.
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Let's talk about something else.
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Georgie, how was your day?
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My brother told the entire
school we can't afford cable.
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Oh, right.
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Missy?
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Good, until I learned
we can't afford cable.
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I've been thinking, and there's
something I'd like to say.
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Unless it's an apology,
I don't want to hear it.
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I'm quitting science.
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Not an apology.
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Spank him, Dad.
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I'm really getting
worried about Shelly.
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Acting out,
and now quitting science?
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Oh, I'm sure he'll get
right back to it.
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I've quit smoking and gambling
plenty of times.
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Hmm. Look in my purse.
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Nothing but cigarettes
and scratchers.
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Maybe he should
talk to somebody.
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Not it.
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I meant a professional, George.
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But way to be a dad.
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Hey.
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Welcome back.
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Thank you for seeing us
on such short notice, Doctor.
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Oh, not a problem.
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Sheldon,
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I remember you.
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Do you remember me?
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I remember everything.
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Okay.
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Uh, you two, make
yourselves comfortable.
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Me and my main man Sheldon
are gonna go
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have a little chitchat
in my office.
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I don't like chitchat,
and I'm not your main man.
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Right on.
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Have fun.
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Now, Sheldon, I understand
you've changed your mind
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about being a scientist.
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And you're gonna
say I can't?
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No. I think that's great.
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You do?
Yeah.
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I think it's important
to keep your options open.
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Let me tell you a little story
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about an extremely smart
young boy.
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Me?
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Me.
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For the longest time,
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I thought I was gonna be
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a professional figure skater.
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And then you became disenchanted
with the field like I did?
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Exactly.
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Someone skated
right over my foot.
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And that was that.
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I'm not sure
that's the same thing.
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I'd say you lost your passion
the way I lost my big toe.
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Hmm.
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Don't draw in that.
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Hey. We're all done.
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How'd it go?
Great.
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I feel a lot better.
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Well, that's
just wonderful.
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So, you're going back
to science?
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No. In fact, I'm going as far
away from science as possible.
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I plan to pursue the arts.
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What kind of arts?
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I've decided to become an actor.
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Of course you have.
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Why's he want to study acting?
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The doctor encouraged him
to try something different.
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Maybe he'll learn
to act normal.
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How about you learn
to act nice?
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You people don't appreciate
my sense of humor.
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As long as he starts behaving
himself in school,
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I don't care what he does.
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You know, I actually did
a little community theater
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back in my 20s.
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Is that so?
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I had a good part
in Oklahoma.
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♪ I'm just a girl
who can't say no. ♪
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Say no to what?
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Well...
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To, uh, eating
her vegetables.
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It was fun.
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But I'm pretty sure
doing plays
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is just an excuse to change in
front of each other backstage.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Theater folk just love to
take their clothes off.
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How many people
saw you naked?
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A lot.
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Mom.
Enough.
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Y'all don't understand
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my sense of humor, either.
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Hello. Are you Mr. Lundy?
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My father is Mr. Lundy.
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Well, then what should
I call you?
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I guess Mr. Lundy.
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My father's dead.
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I was told you're the head
of the drama department.
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Mm-hmm, and the girls'
volleyball coach,
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which, between us,
is the real drama department.
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Was that a joke?
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I thought so.
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Can I help you?
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I'm interested
in becoming an actor.
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Well, good for you.
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You've come to the right place.
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You know, I-I've been
a professional actor
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for years and years.
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Really
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Well, have you seen
the mattress madness commercials
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on channel 68?
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I'm soft and firm
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in all the right places.
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Wow. You're famous.
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Well, I...
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And I was Carbucketty
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in the Dallas-Fort Worth
Players production of Cats.
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Did you see that?
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No, I'm afraid of cats.
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Well, you realize the cats
are just the actors.
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I still wouldn't risk it.
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You're an odd boy,
but you make it work.
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Anyway, uh,
auditions are next week.
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You're welcome to come on by.Excellent.
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I checked out a book on acting
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so I should have the hang of it
by then.
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Well, I like that confidence.
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Thank you. Most people
find it off-putting.
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I can see that.
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ADULT SHELDON: To master acting,
I immersed myself
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in all forms of the genre,
from silent films
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to modern classics...
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...to logic-defying
experimental work.
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♪ It's great
to stay up late... ♪
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Why are they all singing?
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:
Because it's a musical.
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But why can't
they just say it?
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Well, that wouldn't be
very musical, would it?
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♪ The stars were shining
bright... ♪
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00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,690
And where is the
music coming from?
265
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:51,346
You're thinking
about it too much.
266
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,608
♪ So, good morning
267
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,566
♪ Good morning...
268
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,438
And how do they all know
the same dance?
269
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,962
Come on.
Moonpie.
270
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,442
♪ To you and you
and you and you. ♪
271
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,965
ANNOUNCER:
And it is intercepted.
272
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:05,012
Walking in is Kevin Smith
for the touchdown.
273
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,017
What are you looking for?
274
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,975
A brooch.
275
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,411
What's a brooch?
276
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,283
It's a piece of jewelry.
277
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,328
In my acting book,
there's an exercise
278
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:20,244
where you look for a missing
brooch in a convincing way.
279
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,724
Why?
280
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,987
According to the story,
it was given to me by a friend
281
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,860
so I could afford to stay in
drama school, but now it's gone.
282
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,776
Well, good luck finding it.
283
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,038
Thanks.
284
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,430
Wait.
285
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,520
You really believed I was
looking for something.
286
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,609
I did it.
287
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:38,959
I'm an actor.
288
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,177
You're a freak.
289
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:44,660
Oh, where the heck
is that brooch?
290
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,185
GIRL:
If I can change,
291
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,100
and you can change,
292
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,668
everybody can change.
293
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,191
Thank you, Eva.
294
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:58,500
That was a-a lovely
reading from Rocky IV.
295
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,067
All right, Mr. Cooper.
296
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,199
The stage is yours.
297
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,288
Thank you.
298
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:08,597
I'd like to begin with
a monologue from King Lear.
299
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,601
What?
300
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,560
I believe you're supposed to say
"break a leg."
301
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,040
Sorry.
302
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,868
Break a leg.
303
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:25,570
Poor naked wretches,
whereso'er you are,
304
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:29,792
that bide the pelting
of this pitiless storm.
305
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:33,317
How shall your houseless heads
and unfed sides,
306
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:37,191
your looped and windowed
raggedness defend you
307
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,628
from seasons such as these?
308
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:45,242
Oh, I've ta'en too little
care of this.
309
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,767
Take physic, pomp.
310
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:51,161
Expose thyself to feel
what wretches feel,
311
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,816
that thou may shake
the superflux to them
312
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,689
and show the heavens more just.
313
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,084
Holy mackerel.
314
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:06,655
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina
315
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:11,442
♪ The truth is
I never left you ♪
316
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,793
♪ All through my wild days
317
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,447
♪ My mad existence
318
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,667
♪ I kept my promise
319
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,886
♪ Don't keep
320
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:23,715
♪ Your distance...
321
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,630
["I've Got Rhythm"
playing on piano]
322
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,546
♪ I've got daisies
323
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,940
♪ In green pastures
324
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,594
♪ I've got my girl
325
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,249
♪ Who could ask
for anything more ♪
326
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,947
♪ Old man trouble
327
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,732
♪ I don't mind him
328
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,039
♪ You won't find him
329
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,912
♪ Hanging 'round my door
330
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,001
♪ I've got starlight
331
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,655
♪ I've got sweet dreams
332
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,875
♪ I've got my star
333
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,486
♪ Who could ask
for anything more? ♪
334
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,358
♪ Who could ask for
335
00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,578
♪ Anything more?
336
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,363
Ah.
337
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,542
That looked dangerous.
338
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:10,197
No, that looks dangerous.
339
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,676
We're back.
340
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,896
Hey. How'd the audition go?
341
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,332
Great. I got the lead.
342
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,681
You're kidding.
343
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,161
What's the play?
344
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,206
Annie.
345
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,905
I need to go learn my lines.
346
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,084
Now, I was a little unsure
at first,
347
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:31,044
but Sandy Duncan does
play Peter Pan,
348
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,697
so when you think about it...
349
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:33,611
Connie, you're not helping.
350
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,265
Okay.
351
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,059
Hey.
352
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,191
Hello.
353
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,977
I want to talk to you
about this play.
354
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,848
I'm excited about it, too.
355
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,851
You know, if you play
the part of a girl,
356
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,766
people might make fun of you.
357
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,376
Mr. Lundy's trying
to push the boundaries
358
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,204
of drama in East Texas.
359
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,599
One way to do that
is cross-gender casting.
360
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,383
Let me rephrase that:
361
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,430
if you play the part of a girl,
people willmake fun of you.
362
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,259
In Shakespeare's time, the men
played all the female parts.
363
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,521
No one made fun of it.
364
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,044
If Shakespeare went
to public high school,
365
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,480
it'd be a different story.
366
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,960
You know, Sandy Duncan plays
the part of Peter Pan...
367
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,745
Yeah, yeah, I heard.
368
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,578
I'm trying to protect you, son.
369
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,580
I appreciate that.
370
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,712
Good.
371
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,975
You're a football coach.
372
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,411
Isn't it your responsibility
373
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,631
to put in the best player
for the job?
374
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,981
I guess.
375
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,766
Well, I want to do this,
376
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:45,945
and Mr. Lundy said
I was the best.
377
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,210
Okay.
378
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,603
Can you at least wear pants
instead of a dress?
379
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,041
I'll give you a definite maybe.
380
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,614
Okay, who's excited?
381
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,617
I don't want to see Sheldon's
stupid play, it's humiliating.
382
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,880
That's why I want to see it.
383
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,012
We're going to support
your brother.
384
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,362
Not another word about it.
385
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,583
Can we at least sit
in the back?
386
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,932
Not a word.
387
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,154
Well, I'm excited.
388
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,988
Okay, everybody,
ten minutes to curtain.
389
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,816
No smiling, girls,
it's a hard knock life.
390
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,688
How you doing,
Mr. Cooper?
391
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,603
You in touch with
your inner Annie?
392
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,039
I believe so.
393
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,649
Good. It's a packed house.
394
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,043
Wha
395
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,480
Katie? Katie.
You're an orphan,
396
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,916
sweetheart, not a coal miner.
397
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,180
Let's tone that down, hmm?
398
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,237
♪
399
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,239
Oh, dear.
400
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,806
I can't do this.
401
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:05,850
What are you talking about?
402
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,896
The play,
I can't do it.
403
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,593
There are
too many people out there.
404
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,812
Oh, that is just stage fright.
405
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,770
That's completely normal.
406
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,338
No, this is a full-blown
panic attack.
407
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,513
All right, listen to me.
408
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,819
You're feeling scared.
409
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,040
I get that,
but what you have to understand
410
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,651
is you're not going out
on that stage alone.
411
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,653
Everybody, gather around, hmm?
412
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,350
Uh, Sheldon,
413
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,831
have you ever been
to the circus?
414
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,701
Yes.
415
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,789
Okay, good.
416
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,356
I had a panic attack there, too.
417
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,576
My point is,
418
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:39,841
the trapeze artist
always performs with a net
419
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,148
to catch him,
to protect him.
420
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:46,891
And you are protected
by everyone standing here.
421
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:50,939
Nothing can happen to
you out on that stage,
422
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,680
because we're a team.
423
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:56,292
We are your net.
424
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,381
I don't know.
425
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,428
Sheldon, come here.
426
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,734
You...
427
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,910
are a star,
428
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,609
and that audience
429
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:13,309
deserves to see you shine.
430
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,187
ADULT SHELDON: Mr. Lundy gave
a compelling speech.
431
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,712
The audience did deserve
to see what they came for,
432
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,367
an eager boy bravely taking on
433
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,239
the role
of Little Orphan Annie.
434
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,154
You're looking for
a knuckle sandwich.
435
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:36,376
And in that respect,
they were not disappointed.
436
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,508
Pipe down, all of you.
437
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,075
Go back to sleep.
438
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,946
It's all right, Molly.
439
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,948
Annie's here.
440
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,387
Oh, thank God.
441
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:52,174
I'd tell you how an East Texas
audience in 1989 responded
442
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,176
to a grown man playing Annie,
443
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,614
but I think you know.
444
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,312
Mm-hmm.
445
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,401
:
What's my line?
446
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,190
♪ The sun come out tomorrow
447
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,150
♪ Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow ♪
448
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,587
♪ There'll be sun
449
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,459
♪ When I'm stuck with
a day that's gray ♪
450
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,331
♪ And lonely
451
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:21,986
♪ I just stick out
my chin and grin ♪
452
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,641
♪ And say
453
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,295
♪ Oh...
454
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,645
I think I see his underpants.
455
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,038
I told you.
456
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:33,084
Theatre folk just love to
show off their business.
457
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,870
♪ Always a day away
458
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:39,308
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow
459
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,832
♪ I love you, tomorrow
460
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:45,706
♪ You're always a day
461
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:51,059
♪ Away.
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