All language subtitles for The.Bureau.of.Magical.Things.S01E01.A.Magical.Mishap.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-TVSmash_Subtitles01.ENG

- What the--

- Who are you?

- You shouldn't
be able to see me.

- Of course I can see you.

- But I'm invisible...
to humans.

- You're right in front of me.

What are you doing in my room?

- Uh, I...

- Well?

- brought you home?

From the park?

- That's right.

There was this book
hanging in midair.

It was so weird.

Did you see it?

- Yes?
- Huh.

I touched it, and then zap.

Well, lucky you found me.
I could still be lying there.

- Yes, lucky.

- Thanks.

How did you get in here?

- Your window was open?

- Oh.

Who are you?

- I should go.

- Listen, my dad's a cop,

so you better tell me what
you're doing in my room

before I have you arrested.

- Ow!

- Yes, woo!
Go, Kyra!

Woo-hoo!

- I really thought we
had them this time.

- You couldn't have
played any harder.

- That's just it.

We have to if we're
gonna beat them.

- Bad luck, Kyra.
That's four losses in a row.

- It was only one point.

- Denial, that's a sure
sign that's nothing's wrong.

- Peter, do you have an idea
how annoying you are?

- Absolutely.

It's a skill honed
through years of practice.

- Go practice on
someone else, then.

- Happy reading.

- Ah, Ladder!

I've got a list for you.

I'll be needing "Boyle's
Beastiary" and the third volume

of "The Encyclopedia of
Incantations and Spells."

Oh, and "Little Book
of Teacher's Jokes."

- I have to keep
the class amused.

- "Foundation of Magic,
Level One."

"Foundation of Magic,
Level Two."

"Compendium of Toadstools."

Ah, "Theory and
Practice of Conjuring."

Professor Maxwell!

- Imogen!

You're either very early
for your next class

or extremely late for the one
you missed last month.

- I thought I'd come
in early and, um--

- Yes?
- --tidy up.

I know how busy you must be,
what with the bookshop and all.

- That's very
considerate of you.

- Happy to help.
- Good.

These shelves haven't been
cleaned in over a decade.

But you can get a few rows
done before class.

As I see it,
your defensive game is strong,

but your offense needs work.

- Oh, is that
your opinion, is it?

- Don't get snippy, Mathilda,
I'm just trying to offer some

constructive criticisms.

- You expect us to take
criticism from a guy

who believes in UFOs?

- Not UFOs, visitors
from the multiverse.

Given that there are
an infinite number of universes

surrounding us,

it's inevitable that
we will have visitors.

- Whatever.

- Maybe you can give them
sports advice.

- Hey, what's your
dress size, Peter?

- Huh?

- We'll get you a uniform,
and you can join the team.

Maybe then you'd realize how
irritating your criticism is.

- I think a dress
would work on me.

I've got good legs.

- All yours.

I'm just leaving.

- Thanks.

- Didn't see you at dinner.
Good night?

- Gnome party, Sis.
Those dudes sure love to dance.

- Last time I looked, Darra,
this was a library, not a café.

- Sorry, Professor.

- Has anyone seen Lilly?

- We had a tooth run last night.
Maybe she slept in.

- Transforming teeth into coins

must really take it
out of you fairies.

- Actually it's a complex
transference process

only our species can perform.

- Mm, the fairy's feisty!

- Could we please get started?

- Sorry I'm late,
Professor Maxwell.

- Don't worry, Lilly-Pilly.

Everyone knows fairies
aren't built for speed.

- That's a commonly
heard misconception.

Fairies, in fact, broke
the transatlantic record

in the last two
flying marathons.

- Like that matters.

- Next Wednesday's test--
I've made it today instead.

- What? Seriously?

- You mean you haven't all
prepared for it by now?

Just kidding.

It is next Wednesday.

- I'm ready, Professor.
- No surprises there.

- I need a bit more time.
- Me too.

- Could you give us any
hints about the test?

- I find reading
the textbook helps.

"The Theory and
Practice of Conjuring."

Row ten, shelf five.

- As well as that.

- Cute ducky!

- Does this mean
the test is about ducks?

- No, Darra.
The hint is--

- Be prepared.

- Dad?

Dad, you've burned it again!

- Sorry, love.

Late for my night shift.

- That coffee's from yesterday.

- Actually, I think
that's from last week.

There's pizza for dinner.
- In the freezer.

Yup, I'm on it.

I'll put it in the oven
after my run.

- I don't like you
running after dark.

- I'll be fine.
I won't be back late.

- Well...be careful.

- Bye.

- Hello?

- Hello?

- Who's there?

- Hello?

- Imogen?

You can't take a book
out of the library!

- You okay?

- What? Why?

- It looks like you didn't
even bother getting undressed.

- I guess I was so tired,
I fell asleep.

- You better watch that.

Can't have you falling asleep
in the middle of a game.

- So funny, Dad...not.

- I'll see you after work?

- You're going in again?

- Not me, you.
- It's Saturday, remember?

Dog walking?

- Take it easy, fellas!

You're stretching my arms!

- Well, look at that.

Someone thinks she's a dog!

Who is she kidding?
- What?

Is that you?

- Uh-oh!

I think she can hear me.

- I can hear you!

- Um, sorry about the joke.

- Why can I hear
what you're thinking?

- I don't know.

Have you changed
your diet recently?

Kyra?

What are you doing?

- You're not going
to believe this.

I can hear Doris talking!

- Who's Doris?

- This dog.

Doris, do it again.

Come on, Doris!
Say something!

- Are you making fun of me?

- What?

No, I'm serious.

- So I believe in
the multiverse.

That's no reason to play
some lame joke on me.

He's cute.

Is he your boyfriend?

- What? No.

There, she did it again.

- This isn't funny.

- You got any dog treats?

I'm hungry.

- No one is supposed to take
books from the library.

- I needed it to study
for Wednesday's test.

- You were going to keep it 'til
Wednesday so none of us

could study and
you would get top marks.

- I was being resourceful.

- Well, your resourcefulness
has landed us

in a whole lot of trouble!

The girl saw me.
- Impossible.

No human can see us
unless we let them.

- Well, I didn't let
her see me on purpose.

We did something to her.
- Not my problem.

- Hey, Maxwell?

You here?

Maxwell?

How do you do that?
It freaks me out.

- I was a ghost in another life.

Hmm...

- Not so fast.

Did it come in?

- Hm.

Cool, "Return
of the Time Nemesis."

First edition.
How did you find it?

- A magician never
reveals his secrets.

And now my reward?

- This all happened
because you took that book.

- No, it happened because
you came after me.

- Don't you realize
how serious this is?

- Ah, just like a fairy to get
worked up over nothing.

- You can't leave her like this!

If she can see us, who knows
what else she can do?

- Like I said, not my problem.

- You're not going anywhere
until you fix it.

- Whoa!
What was that?

- Um, old shop, bad wiring.

I better close up,

call an electrician.

Thank you, Peter.
Goodbye.

- Enjoy the croissant.

- What's going on?

I had a customer in there.

Well?

- We were conducting
an experiment.

- A conjuring spell.

- Yes, a conjuring spell
for the test, and--

- We've failed
to conjure anything.

- That's it. Sorry.

Yeah, sorry.

We promise not to do it again.

Right, Imogen?
- Absolutely.

- Well, it's a change

to see fairies and elves
working together.

I'll leave you both
to savor this rare moment.

- We still have a problem,
no matter whose fault it is.

- An elf doesn't clean up
a fairy's mess.

You deal with it.

- I suppose I could.

Or I could tell the professor
about the book.

He doesn't look
too kindly on cheating.

Who can blame him?

- Fairies can erase
memories, right?

- Do you know how risky that is?

If I tried it and it went wrong,
I would be in serious trouble.

- You're already
in serious trouble.

Can you do it or not?

- Hey, Kyra.
- Hi, Mattie.

Can I call you back?

- I just need to borrow
your blue dress.

I'm going out
for my dad's birthday,

and I have nothing decent.

- Sure, no problem.

- Are you okay?
- You sound a bit odd.

- Uh, nope, all good.

I swore I hung it up.

- Ha!
- I've seen your room.

You never hang anything up.

- Uh, that's not true.

I just take a while
to put things away.

- I'll call you back.

- What?

Pretty dress.

- You again?

What's going on?

And who are you?

- Ever heard of the tooth fairy?

- Uh, yeah,
along with Santa Claus

and the Easter Bunny.

But they're not--

I mean, in movies, sure, but--

You're kidding, right?

This is a joke?

- I'm Lily, and I'm a fairy.

My pointy-eared friend,
Imogen, is an elf.

- I am not your friend.

No need to stare.

- Um, so you're telling
me that magic is real,

that there's fairies,
elves, unicorns--

- Unicorns? Get real.

I know it's
a lot to take in, Kyra.

But magic beings are all
around you keeping you safe.

- Safe from what?

- Magic.

- The human world would
be in chaos without us.

- This is insane!

- Are you going to do this?

Her being able to see us
is giving me the creeps.

- Do what?
Why are you here?

- Last night, in the park,
you touched a book of magic.

And it might've
affected you just a tiny bit.

Has anything odd happened?

- Not really.

Oh, yeah, my fingers glow
and I heard a dog talking.

- Animal communication!

That's a fairy talent.
My mum can do it.

You must've absorbed
the more dominant fairy magic

when you got zapped.

- Hello, glowing fingers?

That has elf magic
written all over it.

Now, hurry up and do the thing.

- What thing?

Come on, Lily, do it.

- Do what?

- Kyra, humans can't ever
know that magic exists.

If the secret got out,
it would upset the balance.

This won't hurt a bit--
at least I think it won't--

if everything goes right.

- Now, hang on a sec--

- Did it work?

- I think it did.

- What was that?

- Fairy dust.

Supposed to make you forget us.

- Must be past its use by date.

- Whatever.

Try again.

- Oh no, you don't.

- Kyra, be careful.

- What is this?

- Don't!

- What?

Hello?

Anyone?

Anyone, anyone?

Hello, anyone?

Anyone, anyone.