All language subtitles for The UNIT - S01 E11 - Exposure (720p Web-DL)

[ Grunting ]

Underhand thrust. Strip me.

[ Groans ]

Sorry, man. You okay?
Nothing to it.

Did I injure you? No. I just
pulled my shoulder out.

One more time. Take my knife.

You wanna get that looked at?

Not today. I got a date.

Your wife know? No.

- Midnight oil with my russian codebook.
- Nobody likes a swot.

[ Russian ]

- What does that mean?
- Exactly. I'll see you guys tomorrow?

You forgetting someplace you gotta
be, big boy? Day of the dead?

♪ [ Woman singing,
indistinct ] [ chattering ]

Here we are. Blackhawk's
down in flames.

Team members left standing.
And your husband...

Everyone's showing red.
And your husband...

All of a sudden, he looks down at
his chest and he sees this thick,

White substance oozing out
of the round he took.

Scotch, colonel? Thank you.

He looks down at his chest. "sweet god
in heaven, what the hell is that?"

He looks over at me,
and I'm dumbfounded.

It's bad mojo. I mean,
no doubt he's had it.

So on impulse, I put
my hand on him.

I... "what is that? Is it...
is it ectoplasm?"

And on impulse, I licked my
finger, and it's toothpaste.

Toothpaste that he carried
in his chest pocket.

The bullet hit the toothpaste, hit the trauma
plate, and now he's oozing toothpaste.

That sumbitch and me...
Death all around us, we...

Hey, baby. Hey.

- Thank you.
- Is it just me, or...

Was the day of the dead
better a few years back?

Well, things change.

Unbelievable. Colonel ryan.

- Sergeant major blane.
- Hello.

Think 20 pounds heavier,
braces, lose the beard.

- Keith?
- Yeah.

Gary soto's boy? Pleasure.

- Good to see you, son.
- You too. Colonel.

My goodness. Look at you.

Where's your mother? Remarried.

Tell her we miss her.
You still at brown?

Graduated three years back.

You still posing as clerks?

We don't pose, son.
It's called cover.

- 303rd logistical studies unit. - That's
sufficiently off-putting, don't you think?

You still task with
counterterrorism?

Oh, no. Not today, son.

Do you know that we could bury
you under the jail for that.

It says, "property
of the times?"

Are you working for a
newspaper now, keith?

Afraid so.

I'm writing about my father's
days as a unit operator.

It'll be a feature series.
I see.

- You'll take care of our guest?
- Absolutely.

Colonel.

You thought this was a solemn affair?
Yeah. Day of the dead.

What would give me that idea? Unit
widows did their mourning years ago.

This is a family reunion.
Mm-hmm.

Hi. Hey!

This is bob brown. Newbie. Bottom
of the barrel, which is alpha team.

This is julianna nichol.
Her bob was bravo.

He went down in '96. Thanks
for having me back, bob.

Of course. Excuse me.

You're a hurtin' puppy? Oh, I
pinched a nerve or some damn thing.

- How long's this thing go?
- As long as the unit widows want it to.

All right. Who's
your gripe with?

Is that what you think? Revenge?

I know it's revenge, or you wouldn't
be here desecrating this day.

Or maybe you're angry 'cause your dad
didn't come to your soccer games.

Something like that? You
have a right to your career.

- I have a right to mine.
- You owe me a beer.

Mark it down. I trust you.

Come here.

You're playing both
sides of the fence.

Only reason you're here is the
unit extended you the courtesy.

I'm here because...
Shut the hell up.

Which courtesy you have abused.
Look...

I'm not done yet. And plan to abuse
in the commission of a crime.

And I want you to tell me why
I shouldn't pull you aside...

For a little four-wall
conference.

You think violence
solves everything?

Let's cut the lovemaking, friend.
What is it you're after?

I wanna know how my father died.

- He was shot in a train...
- Training exercise in Italy.

I don't think so.

I have proof from the italian
ministry of defense.

The unit with whom he
supposedly trained...

Was at the time deployed
in north africa.

So you people lied to me. You lied
to me and you lied to my mother.

You say you're my
father's brother-in-arms,

And I desecrate this day.

Then you-you tell me that
I owe the unit something.

Well, what do you owe me?

The truth. Which is?

Your dad didn't die in Italy.
It was no accident.

- [ Yells ]
- [ grunts ]

[ Call and response ]
♪ fired up fired up ♪

♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪

♪ here we go on the road ♪

♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪

♪ fired up fired up ♪

♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪

[ shouting call and
response, indistinct ]

- You were with my dad when he died?
- Yes.

Where did you two meet? We went
through selection together.

We ended up on different teams. But
that kind of bond never breaks.

He looks happy.

He got a kick out of
that part of the world.

So what were you
guys doing there?

We were training paramilitary forces to fight
the guerrilla insurgency on the border.

[ Vehicle approaching ]

[ Spanish ]

[ laughs ]

What are you doing? Slumming?
You know it.

- What's up, brother?
- Hey. Any trouble out here?

Nah, I just got a dog who'd rather
sleep than sniff out land mines.

If he can drive, I'll
take him off your hand.

I heard there might be
some farc rebels nearby.

I haven't seen anything.

How's raoul working out? Raoul?

Well, except for the lead foot,
best I've trained so far.

Bird colonel wants me to
pull one of your guys.

Teach him to be a personal driver
for some local comandante.

- Bohica.
- Bohica indeed.

You can take lopez. Lopez!

Sarge soto's gonna teach you a
trick or two behind the wheel.

Grab your gear. Meet us at camp. I have
a little bit of a surprise for you.

In honor of your last...
[ horn honking ]

In honor of your last
night, 2100, the bali club.

- Does this involve water?
- Two words: Golf balls.

And maybe mules. [ laughing
] you're a sick puppy.

[ Horn honking ]

You got it. What the
hell is his problem?

Hold on!

2100? You got it.

Be there? Drive safe.

Yeah, with him? [ laughs ]

Whiskey-tango-foxtrot, raoul.

[ Men shouting ] [ gunfire ]

Turn around! Not this way!
Come on!

[ Shouting continues ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Tires screeching,
crash ] gary!

Gary! You okay?

Raoul?

- I think he's dead.
- Raoul told them we were here.

That's why he was
in such a hurry.

- All right, hold on. Stop!
- [ groans ]

What? Do not move! Okay.

There's a mine under the jeep.
All right, stop. Stop it.

I cannot defuse this thing.
It's too far under.

Now, we're gonna have to get you from
under this jeep without moving it.

Now, I'm gonna keep
things steady.

Can you pull yourself out?
Slowly.

- [ Groaning ]
- that's it.

[ Groaning continues ]

[ Breathing heavily ] easy now.
Easy.

Now... that's it.

She's an army wife... The
woman that stole from me.

The details she knew, the life.
It's the only explanation.

Yes, mrs. Blane. We know that.

She's an army widow.
It's not unusual...

For a confidence artist
to add a dash of truth.

If she's an army wife, there are ways
to find her. We've exhausted them.

Then what are you doing to find...
sarah harper. Her real name.

Start using it. You'll feel
better about moving on.

I can't move on if the
money's still missing.

But you have better
things to do.

The trail is cold, mrs. Blane.

If she's an army wife,
I can find her.

I have resources. What
I need from you...

I've got an idea.
Let's compare badges.

[ Molly ] I have a
hypothetical for you.

You're army, a widow, you need some money.
What do you do?

Unit widow? No, not one of us.

Regular army. What do you do?

I collect death benefits. Yes.

More, you're unscrupulous.

I cheat on my taxes.
What's this about?

[ Kim ] knock, knock.
Day of the dead.

I need $3,500 from the
real estate fund.

Sorry to be blunt. And
sorry to flaunt it,

But you had your chance to get on
the money train, and you missed it.

- Count me in for the next one.
- Bob's mustang is sick.

It's our only car. Can you arrange the
cash, or can I just go to the bank and...

- I'll be happy to write you a check.
- I gotta run. I mean, literally.

I'll see you soon?
The three of us out?

Yes.

The real estate
fund's been stolen.

About 40,000 in all.

[ Sighs ]

- The army wife in question.
- Not on base.

- You haven't told them?
- I'm getting the money back first.

The police? Even
if they catch her,

I'm in line behind who
knows how many others.

My money's 15 years late,
minus court costs.

No. I'm keeping
it in the family.

But I need some help.
What did you tell jonas?

He doesn't know. A distracted soldier...
a dead soldier.

Speaking of which, has
our widow remarried?

I believe so. Once in a while,

I'll hear about a wife who tries
to have her cake and eat it too.

Collect her survivor benefits
after she's remarried.

- It's supposed to cut off then.
- The police may have lost her,

But there's one thing
the army does well.

That's keep a paper trail.

Uh-uh.

- This is you and me talking.
- Thanks.

So you left panama,
but my dad stayed?

Stayed to continue
training local forces.

Then how is it that you
were with him when he died?

I went back a year later.
Well, wait a minute.

The u.S. Pulled out all military
personnel from panama back in '99.

A year later's 2000.
I mean, how could...

That's why we had to say
gary died in Italy.

Because you went
back undercover.

Because your father, my
friend, was missing.

Soto's been m.I.A. For three months.
What do we know?

In August, a colombian village was
wiped out by a new guerrilla faction.

Soto was already in the area
with a paramilitary cadre.

They were deployed to find
and terminate the group.

No one better for
the job than gary.

True.

Except on day four
they were ambushed.

Most of the cadre was
killed, including soto.

Or so we thought.

A survivor just
turned up in la bama.

He said that soto was wounded and
alive, most likely captured.

That'd be hellacious
good news if it's true.

The guerrilla leader responsible for this is
believed to be associated with the farc rebels.

He's known as "araña,"

A spider, because he's
calculating and ruthless.

Beheading villagers is a new m.O.
For farc.

New player in the game
bringing new tactics.

Has there been a ransom demand? Is
there any proof they have soto?

No, but the peasants have reported
seeing an american among the guerrillas.

We need contact with araña.
See if he'll negotiate.

[ Phone ringing ] excuse me.

Blue iguana here.

He's fine, you know?

Soto's probably driving them
crazy, always singing off-key.

Hell, they oughta pay us to take him back.
[ both chuckle ]

- What's that?
- If we can't negotiate his release,

If we have to extract him,
the most familiar face...

Would be the least
confusing for him.

That's me. As team leader,
I'd say you're first in.

As your friend, I'm not so sure.

I'll let you decide.

You afraid my judgment's compromised
because gary's a friend?

Don't worry about me, boss.

Yaviza city official may
have access to araña.

I'm gonna go talk to him. No other
strap hanger I'd rather have with us.

We'll find the spider's web.
Do it.

Because once we rescue soto, we're
gonna need to terminate this araña.

Why didn't anyone tell
us he was missing?

Members of the unit
are always missing.

- Nature of our business.
- You're a liar, sergeant major.

My dad wrote this letter
in September of that year.

A month after you say
he went missing.

So you want to try again? Or
do I go back to my hotel,

Finish writing that story?

Stop. Wait. There has
to be an explanation.

How my father wrote a chatty
letter to his family...

While he was being held captive
by some bloodthirsty guerrillas?

Is this spider thing a figment
of your imagination too?

This is a waste of my time.
You're all a bunch of liars.

- Hold on. - You can read my
story when it's published.

Wait a minute. Let
me see the letter.

Come on.

Yeah. I knew there had
to be an explanation.

Outside of the u.S., the date is
written in the international way.

First the date, then the month.

This was written July
9, not September 7.

Now, if you want to hear the
rest of my story, sit down.

And don't ever accuse
me of lying again.

[ Woman ] ♪ a repossessed car
and a tearstained face ♪

♪ ninety days to
get off the bas♪

♪ oh, what in the world
can the matter be ♪

♪ and why, dear lord
have you challenged me♪

♪ another woman prays to thee

♪ who gave her man to the army ♪

Whoo! [ cheering ]

- Drink it.
- No. Enough's enough.

Not today. These women want us here.
We stay here, newbie.

No. Russian codes are waiting.
How long does this go?

Like most things...
Till it's over.

Have a seat. I'd love to.
Unfortunately, I've got to duck out.

You know a widow's only protocol...
what a widow wants, a widow gets?

I've been watching you all afternoon.
I'd like to get to know you better.

I'm married. And so was I...

Until my husband was killed
defending this country.

You ever hear of the g.I. Bill?
Yes, of course I have.

Well, I'm presenting it.
You're gonna pay it.

Ask your buddies. [ bob ] I walk
her back to her guesthouse.

She has me check for intruders.
And then she...

Well, I believe the polite
term is "propositioned me."

- What'd you do?
- I pulled pitch.

- What?
- I got out of dodge.

- You turned down a widow?
- I'm married.

Not on the day of the dead.

Oh, it's the day of the dead, so
I'm supposed to sleep with her?

Oh, what, does my question
violate protocol here?

It violates protocol to ignore a request
from a widow on day of the dead.

- You gotta get back in there, man.
- You're kidding!

You either give her
what she wants...

Or you change her mind
about what she wants.

Message ends.

I don't want you to think that
I didn't appreciate the offer.

Sergeant, you're under
some mistaken impression.

This isn't about me.
It's about you.

With respect, ma'am, this
weekend is all about you.

We'll be happier if we take this inside.
And stop calling me ma'am.

I can't go inside. What do
you think I'm asking of you?

I... I understand that the
unit has its traditions.

The last thing in the world
I wanna do is offend you.

Well, it looks to me like it's the
second to last thing you'd wanna do.

Bob, I thought you were
supposed to be studying.

Kim. Uh...

Julianna nichol, this
is kim brown, my wife.

And we're... We're expecting.

I'm so glad you and the
others could make it.

- Thank you. - I was just showing
ms. Nichol where she was staying.

Can I help you? Uh, no.

I'm fine. Widows come first.

- That necklace, it's beautifu.
- Homemade. They're really easy.

- I know exactly what would go with
your coloring. - Don't bother.

It'd be my pleasure. You just go back to
getting what you need from my husband.

See you later.

Your wife just said the
widows come first.

Your father's knife.

[ Knocking ]

Excuse me.

Did you... I'm sorry.
I can't right now.

I have a visitor. You know
he can frag this place?

I'm dealing with it. I'll send
some people around to talk to him.

Not yet. You'd better be right.

- So what does this mean?
- We found it in a store in yaviza, panama.

It means someone took it from
your father and sold it.

Hey... [ spanish ]

You... you need a guide, yeah?
No... [ spanish ]

No?

Okay.

Boss, take a look at this.

Soto's? Mm-hmm.

- You like to see?
- Please.

Very nice. I give
you a good price.

- Where'd you get this?
- Who can remember?

Too many people
coming and going.

- You are americans?
- Yes.

Yes. Geologists.

We're going to the darién gap
to collect research samples.

Very dangerous to go now.

The guerrillas are there.

Show us, exactly,
so we can avoid it.

It's impossible to say.

We will need to buy supplies, of course.
We may need quite a few.

I think maybe here... And here.

Thank you.

Mr. Cooper, how may I help you?

I represent a family that
lost something very valuable.

I believe you may have access to it
through a friend of yours named araña.

I'm sorry, mr. Cooper.

I'm afraid I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Well, this family's
willing to pay for it.

Someone's given you
misinformation.

I don't know anyone named araña.

Have you filed a police report?

My apologies. I made a mistake.

If you wish, I can have one
of my men look into it.

No.

I'm sorry. I, uh...
Sorry to bother you.

I do hope you find someone
who can help you.

Luisa...

[ spanish ]

A paramilitary sold the knife.

The paramilitaries are in the gap.
It's not the guerrillas.

How do you know? They came through my
village, and then they killed everyone.

No. Paramilitaries
wouldn't do that.

They were trained... I saw it.

I was there.

I know where the camp is.
He does not know.

We don't need for this... there's an
american who's being held prisoner there.

- You've seen him?
- Sí.

[ spanish ]

Don't trust anyone here.

Paramilitaries have
taken over the police.

They arrange the
kidnappings for araña.

Mr. Cooper.

Araña's been expecting this
family for many months.

He wants two million dollars and
the release of three men...

In a panama city jail.

How do I know my
man's still alive?

I have proof, if
you'll come with me.

Friends of yours?

No.

That's your man.

Who's the guy in the hat? Araña.

And now that you've seen
this, the clock's ticking.

You have 12 hours to
deliver the funds,

Or I have araña
execute the prisoner.

I'll see what I can do.

[ Gunshot ]

Just like that?

Just like that.

As a fella said, a moral decision's
not between a right and a wrong.

The only moral decision
is between two wrongs.

I don't differ with him.
But these are two wrongs.

- I'm not saying any different. - She suggested
that this was some kind of initiation.

Well, she's a smart cookie.

But it sounds to me just
like your basic adultery.

- You ever cheat on your wife?
- If it don't hurt, it's not an initiation.

Team or wife. You can't
serve two masters.

But I'm married.

The unit issue you your wife?

Or did you make that
acquisition on your own?

Molly, you know ricky. Administration
and payroll. I see you time to time.

I appreciate you agreeing to meet
me here rather than at my office.

This is important, ricky. Corporal,
the army wife in question...

Her married name is buhler.

No benefits were claimed
under that name.

Not... not that I could find, ma'am.
But her maiden name, harper?

Sarah harper is collecting dependency
and indemnity compensation...

Survivor benefits, which she
is legally entitled to.

But she was remarried
three years ago.

Then she's stealing from
the United States army,

And I can bump it
to my superiors.

Uh, tiffy mentioned to me
special circumstances.

What do you have in mind?

I want to get her attention.
Suspend payment on her next check.

Ma'am, in terms of stopping the
voucher, consider it stopped.

Um, this happens to
be it right here.

The special circumstances are...

This woman stole $40,000 from
myself and a group of army wives.

I need to get that money back.
Can I convince you...

To delay sounding the
alarm until then?

A personal favor, ricky.

Sheer number of clerical errors on an
army base would turn your hair, ma'am.

Case in point. [ tiffy ] we
also need to find this woman.

Any help you could give.
I may, ma'am,

Carelessly leave the
subject's mailing address...

Lying around where some
enterprising civilian might see it.

Might I carelessly leave it perhaps
on this pad of paper here?

- Excuse me. Are you mrs. Harper?
- Yes.

- Is your daughter sarah?
- Yes.

- Her benefit checks, they come here?
- All I have.

Is your daughter home?

I don't see her much.

Can I help you with those groceries?
[ mutters ]

Mrs. Harper, I'm the local representative
of the survivors review board.

There's been a misreport of your
daughter's survivors benefits.

- It's urgent that I speak with her.
- Uh, she travels a lot.

Do you think I could I call her?

She doesn't like me
giving out her number.

[ Molly ] do you think you
could dial the phone for me?

It's very important that I speak
with her to keep your checks coming.

Oh.

Sarah harper? This is rosa from
the survivors review board.

How's your connection?
Can you hear me?

I recognize your voice fine, molly.
How'd you find my mother?

The board found an irregularity
with your survivors benefits.

We were forced to suspend your
checks until it's sorted out,

Which, if you act now,
will be very soon.

No questions asked. We want your
mother to continue to be cared for.

You bitch! Come to
my mother's house.

My mother's not a part of this.

Yes. Family is important.

There is a sizable fee...
$40,000.

If we meet, you can pay it.

I could then reinstate
your survivors benefits.

How would that be?

There's a café close
to your office.

You know the one I mean?
Where you go for lunch.

Yes.

In two hours. That
would be super.

No cops. I see anybody
I don't like,

Your money disappears, and my husband
starts looking for your family.

Did the paramilitaries
capture my father?

Yes. His own men turned on him.

- Why?
- Money probably.

- So what'd you do?
- We had to go get him back.

[ Men chattering in spanish ] [
man on radio speaking spanish ]

[ man on radio shouting
] [ men groaning ]

Definitely could
be paramilitary.

Took over an old mining camp.

Snake doc, what is your status?

I see a hut with the
door wired shut.

- Prisoner's probably in there.
- Any sign of araña?

Negative.

I got him. Guy
near the back hut.

We'll determine guard rotation and
breach the perimeter at nightfall.

- I see soto's rucksack.
- [ gunfire ]

[ men shouting in spanish
] what the hell?

Vasquez.

[ Shouting continues ]
[ gunfire continues ]

I don't know if you
wanna hear the rest.

Please.

I kicked open the door,
and I found your father.

He was not in good shape.

They hadn't fed him,
and he was emaciated.

He insisted on
walking on his own.

I gave him a weapon. I did the best I
could to cover him from the gunfire.

He wanted to die on
his own two feet.

And that's what happened.

He went bravely.

We all wanted to spare your
family from ever knowing this.

Let me show you something.

It is thanksgiving,

And I can't believe I'm here
in panama with you jerks...

Instead of with my family.

I know I chose this, but, uh,
sometimes it just feels like...

- [ jonas ] bohica.
- [ laughing ]

Yeah. Bohica.

To my lovely wife and daughter
and my brilliant son,

May he grow up to be
smarter than his old man.

[ Static ]

[ Videotape ejects ]

- Bohica? - "bend over
here it comes again."

I've given you what you wanted. Now
you're gonna do something for me.

I can't just kill my story.

- If you can see it, you can kill it.
- But it's scheduled to run.

I promised my editors.
You're not hearing me.

If this hurt me or colonel
ryan, I'd say, "go ahead."

We deserve it. We didn't
save your father's life."

But I want you to
think about you...

You and the other sons
and daughters like you.

This story's just gonna
get their fathers killed.

You think about that and
how you'll answer to them.

Thanks for finally
telling me the truth.

It was long overdue.

Here you go, hon.

You're not bad at this, molly.

There's 15,000. That's
less than half.

It's all you're getting.
That's not what you stole.

The rest of the money is gone.
Get that through your head.

This is what I got
from your 40 grand.

My partner got his, kicked the rest
upstairs, and even I can't get it back.

Your husband's your partner.

It's more of a professional
arrangement than a marriage.

Why did you even come here?

To buy back my benefits.
[ sighs ]

They still owe me.

They warn us that the army's
gonna kill our husbands,

But they don't warn us it's gonna be
a heart attack from the pressure.

Not everything I
told you was a lie.

I'm gonna go home and wait
for the rest of my 40,000.

This 15 grand is a gift, okay?

If we leave this table without coming to an
understanding, I have to kick you upstairs.

- Do you know what that means?
- You keep threatening to threaten me?

It means we reach out.

Suddenly you default on your
daughter's college loans,

Or maybe you get investigated
for tax evasion...

Or credit card fraud.

Your husband is never gonna get above
a security clearance zero clerk...

If the army thinks that he
is waiting to get bribed.

I dare you to go
after my husband.

You're his weakest point,
molly, and you know it.

This is how this ends.

Pleasure doing business.

Thanks for coming. Thank
you for inviting me.

I missed our talks.
I wanted to, uh...

I told keith soto... About gary.

- The truth?
- Up to a point.

Gary!

Anyone else here?

- [ Spanish ]
- no... [ spanish ]

- Snake doc, do you have soto? Over.
- Negative.

[ Ron on radio ] araña
heading your way.

The paramilitaries are
retreating to the south.

[ Gasps ]

[ Ryan ] gary.

My god.

The kid can never find out.

- Well, no.
- Sorry I'm late.

Took care of keith soto.

That's good to hear.

Gary wrote him a
letter from panama...

After we found out
he was missing.

Said he'd be with the family for good
after he finished a special assignment.

- Proves what I've been saying for years.
- Soto was dipped by the c.I.A.?

Yes. Don't tell me you're
still chasing tails?

Special assignment
is spelled out.

He was recruited by langley.
You're grasping at straws.

Why would the c.I.A. Have
us assassinate him then?

Whatever plan they had,
it was falling apart.

They had to deny their involvement,
erase their fingerprints.

Possible.

Or soto went rogue for the money, or
he got caught up in his own power.

None of us wants to hear it, but
it's a simpler explanation.

You had to kill him.
Nobody blames you.

You protect keith on this?
Oh, yes.

Sometimes we have to
protect ourselves too.

My money? For your car.

You could've written a check
from the fund account.

The fund money is gone, dear.

- What happened?
- You're all about to hear.

I got swindled. I got
some of it back.

I'll borrow what I have
to to pay the rest.

- Sweetie...
- Wait. You lost all our money?

I'm taking it on myself.
I'm paying you all back.

What about jonas?

What you tell your husband is
gonna be your own business.

I'm choosing not to tell jonas,
because a distracted soldier...

Is a dead soldier. And this
will be plenty distracting.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Hello. Hi. Uh, I
need to talk to you.

What's wrong with your shoulder?
I threw it out.

Does it hurt when you raise your
shoulder or when you grab something?

Uh, julianna, a moral choice,

As I understand it, is not a
choice between good and bad.

Between good and bad there is no choice.
One must do good.

No. A moral choice is
between two evils.

Uh, thank you.

Between two evils... Mm-hmm.

And it would be wrong to
betray the unit's, uh...

Customs? That's right.

And by refusing you what is...

And I don't dispute this...
Your prerogative...

But it would be wrong...
Morally wrong to...

- I won't say cheat on my wife, but...
- take off your shirt.

What? Take off your shirt. You've
injured your rotator cuff.

I'm gonna fix it. It's
what I do for a living.

Pull your shirt down. I don't
wanna get the oil on me.

It won't take a minute.
Okay. [ groans ]

[ Groans ] yeah. Yeah,
it's the rotator cuff.

Mmm. Because I would estimate it
a personal favor if you would...

I've got it on me. [ sighs ]

Seriously... seriously, you
are a very attractive woman.

And I mean no disrespect. Bob...

Bob, I don't need you for sex.

I find you to be a-a lovely man.
A fine man.

And I'm sorry that this custom has
caused you consternation. I...

- [ doorbell rings ]
- mmm.

I couldn't help myself.
I made it for you.

- Kim!
- No. Put it on. Put it on.

Look at it in the light.
Uh... [ chuckles ]

Am I coming at a bad time?
Kim, uh...

A block from here our
daughter is sleeping,

Trusting in her bed. Kim...

- Stay away from me. Don't touch me.
- Kim...

And don't talk to me. What
are you doing here? Kim...

- The unit... - you love the
unit more than you love me.

Do you love the unit more than you love me?
Answer the question.

No, kim... [ men whooping ]

[ All laughing ]

Whoo! Consider yourself
initiated, newbie!

- [ Julianna ] welcome to the unit!
- [ Bob ] you too?

They were gonna do it
with or without me.

I figured this way I could keep an eye
on you. I told you he wouldn't stray.

You didn't give him a chance! You were
supposed to wait 15 minutes and then barge in.

Well, there's trust and
there's stupidity.

I'd like to toast
the young sergeant,

And I'd like to toast the
finest men that ever lived.

- Absent friends and fallen comrades.
- Day of the dead.

[ All ] day of the dead!

I hate you guys. [ laughter ]

[ Julianna ] aw.

[ Bob ] I can use that.
[ laughter ]

[ Call and response ]
♪ fired up fired up ♪

♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪