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Look at what's happened to me
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I can't believe it myself
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Suddenly I'm up on top of the world
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It should have been somebody else
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Believe it or not I'm walking on air
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I never thought I could feel so free
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Flying away on a wing and a prayer
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Who could it be
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Believe it or not it's just me
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Just like the light of a new day
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It hit me from out of the blue
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Breaking me out of the spell I was in
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Making all of my wishes come true
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Believe it or not I'm walking on air
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I never thought I could feel so free
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Flying away on a wing and a prayer
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Who could it be
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Believe it or not it's just me
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Who could it be
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Believe it or not it's just me
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I think
I was followed.
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We must proceed quickly.
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As Keeper of the Clock,
I declare this circle now complete,
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and this game of Wizards
and Warlocks may begin.
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In the beginning,
dragons and other unspeakable monsters...
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prowled the earth,
and magic ruled men's lives.
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Matters of life, death,
good fortune and great adventure...
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were often decided
by the roll of the dice...
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or the turn of the card.
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Searcher.
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Gatekeeper.
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Searcher.
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The Urchin card.
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Your successful evasion
of the Searchers...
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can advance you to the
level of First Necromancer.
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Failure will result in loss of
rank back to Apprentice Warlock.
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It will also suspend your
game for a full fortnight.
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I shall carry the mantle of the
Urchin to the Tower of Osiris.
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Choose your destiny.
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Beware the dark forces
that gather over this Urchin.
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That's him.
He appears to be alone.
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I hope to see the prince's
kidnapping handled better...
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than your two failed attempts
on his father's life.
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He is merely a college
student, Your Excellency.
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The search may now begin.
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Good hunting, Searchers.
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As Gatekeeper, remember the Urchin
is to be protected at all costs.
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At all costs.
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Uh, right this way,
Your Highness.
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Uh... Really, Your Highness,
I could just as easily have had...
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Agent Maxwell
summoned to my office.
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I'm here to seek out
Agent Maxwell's assistance...
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in a matter most
important to me.
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One who seeks the help of others
does not do the summoning.
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Certainly, as a leader of men in your
supervisory capacity, you're aware of that.
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Oh, of course.
Of course.
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Uh, Agent Maxwell must have
lent somebody his desk.
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He's normally immaculate.
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Okay.
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Which one of you guys screwed the
top of the mustard on crooked?
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Agent Maxwell, I'd like you to meet
King Abou Al Fahaad of Sougali.
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His Majesty is in this country on a
matter of some importance and delicacy.
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His son, Prince Aha,
who is at university...
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here in California, has disappeared.
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He's been missing from
his dorm for 24 hours.
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- We have reason to believe he may have been kidnapped.
- Aha!
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PrinceAha. Maxwell,
could you show a little respect?
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Uh, Your Majesty, I have any
number of very competent agents.
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- Uh, Grimaldi, for example. Wonderful.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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But Agent Maxwell's reputation
precedes him, even to my lands.
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If anyone could locate the
whereabouts of my missing son,
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it's you. Yes, sir.
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A token
of my appreciation.
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Oh, boy.
Look at this.
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This is a photograph
of the man...
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the king thinks to be responsible
for his son's disappearance.
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This is Omar Stambouli. He's a lunatic.
A revolutionary fanatic.
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Oh, he would abduct my beloved son Aha as
a lever to topple the dynasty of Fahaad.
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He must feel this is his final
means to unseat me as king,
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since most of his assassination
attempts have failed.
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Oh, he has tried everything... putting
explosive devices in my automobiles...
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or poisoning the food
that I eat.
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Uh, you all right, Maxwell?
Is anything the matter?
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No... No, of course it isn't.
It's fine.
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Sir, I was just wondering, uh...
He's just a boy. Uh...
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College kid and everything.
I mean, he's only been gone for 24 hours.
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Maybe it's, you know...
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He's, uh, out with
a young lady and a six-pack.
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I mean, have you checked
out the coeds this season?
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I'll have pictures of the prince sent to every
district office and a special flier to Interpol.
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Well, that's just fine.
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I would like to thank
you and your superior...
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for assigning the infamous
Agent Maxwell...
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as per my request.
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- Well, let us not keep the agent any longer.
- Thank you, sir.
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"Sim... sala-bim."
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You know, this sure brings
back some tremendous memories.
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Well, as long as it, uh,
brings back Prince Aha,
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it'll bring up Carlisle's breakfast,
which is what we're looking for.
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I tried holographing off of everything in
Prince Aha's room. I couldn't find anything.
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Look. The kid across the hall
from Aha in the dorm...
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said that he liked to spend most
of his free time in the game room.
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Now, somebody there should be able to give us a
clue that'll point us in the right direction.
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Carlisle's expecting me to come up with a ten-pound
bag of bad air, but we're gonna fox him.
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Right, Ralph?
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Ralph... Uh, Ralph?
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You know, I think college was some
of the happiest times in my life.
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Uh, well, excuse me.
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Oh, honey, come on. No, no, no, no, no.
Doesn't even compete.
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But I mean, it was my first big step
out into the world, getting involved,
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finding out what things
were really all about.
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Yeah, you know, my sorority was
absolutely the sickest on campus.
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We had this rivalry
with, uh, Gamma Gamma Kappas...
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Honey, I'm not talking about locking pledges
out of the house without their clothes on.
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Oh, well, then,
you really don't know what fun is.
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I know what fun is.
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Oh, yeah. Sss! Yeah.
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To the moon!
To the moon!
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No, I'm talking about, you know, the rallies
and the peace marches, stuff like that.
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Yeah, burning
draft cards and banks.
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Come on. My generation wasn't
exactly sitting around, uh,
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listening to
their hair grow, you know.
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We graduated from a little
college called Korea,
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where they taught us
the old-fashioned junk...
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Patriotism and honor
and all that stuff.
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So, today, we burn a few slide rules and
we come up with a scenario and a prince.
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All right, Bill.
Now, would you do me a favor? What?
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Don't go throwing a federal badge
up underneath these people's noses.
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Let me do the talking, all right?
I know how to handle it.
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Come on. Oh, brother.
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Start with them. Bill...
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You're gonna make it.
Watch out! Serpents at 2:00!
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Uh, excuse me.
Hello. Hi.
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How are you doing?
Uh...
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Can I talk with one of you
people for a few minutes?
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Please?
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A regular pied piper there, Ralph, the way you
just zinged right in on their wavelength.
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Hey, no way, no way.
I had that!
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You did! You were through
the maze of serpents.
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You must have
pushed my hand, Curly. No, I didn't!
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Maybe I did.
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Uh, I'm sorry to interrupt
your pinball game. Pinball?
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You're talking to the highest-scoring
contender for third-ring Wizard on campus.
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The I happen to be the reigning
champion of Wizards and Warlocks.
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Oh.
That's wonderful.
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Uh, my friends and I are looking for
a, uh, classmate of yours.
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His name is Prince Fahaad.
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Aha?
Uh-huh.
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Can you think of anything that would
point us in the right direction?
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Certainly only a Keeper of
the Clock can point you...
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in the direction
of the Fleeing Urchin.
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Come.
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Fleeing Urchin? Keeper of the Clock?
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Must be some kind
of new Valley talk.
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As Keeper of the Clock, I declare this
a first encounter on Rook Level One.
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My troll has declared himself. If you
have any trolls amongst you, do likewise.
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Uh... I'm, uh, I'm Ralph Hinkley,
and this is my wife, Pamela.
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My God. Why do they send out
elves on troll encounters?
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When I say "declare yourself,"
you state your status,
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which if it's above half-elf
I'd be greatly surprised.
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I'm sorry.
I-I don't follow you.
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You're saying that you're unfamiliar
with the rules of the Third Ring?
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How to engage in a Gnome Probe
against a Keeper of the Clock...
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presiding over
the Fleeing Urchin?
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Is this some sort of
mythology class or something?
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All we want to know is where
we can find Prince Aha Fahaad.
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They just want to know the
Urchin's destination. That's all.
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That's all they want. We ought to
send 'em back to the Bridge of Clouds.
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If you don't tell us
what we want to know, and quick,
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it's gonna go real hard with you,
nerdley, and you, too, Curly.
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Now, don't think because
you're on the faculty...
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it means diddly in a game of Wizards
and Warlocks, Professor Finkle.
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Only Wizards and Keepers
of the Clock are supreme.
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As a presiding gnome, I can still see you
sent back across the Bridge of Clouds...
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or reduced to Goblin's Dwarf,
or even Half-pixie.
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Now, who is
the Keeper of your Clock?
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J. Edgar... Hoover.
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And he's gettin' real twisted...
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that I have not
pulled your chain.
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Now, you start talking English, and quick,
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or we're gonna take
a little ride downtown,
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and I'm gonna bust both of you
down to half a graham cracker.
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I have a complete set of the rules and
who the other players are in my room.
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Uh, I figure he's just across the Sea of Dreams
on his way to the Cave of the Midgard Serpent.
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I really wouldn't have given you any
trouble at all, Agent Maxwell, really,
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but you look just like crotchety
old Doc Finkle in Psych 206.
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And a lot of the members
of the faculty play.
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I honestly thought that you guys were
deceitful trolls sent from the ogre's castle.
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Deceitful trolls? Midgard serpent?
How do you keep all this straight?
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I mean, do you have this set of rules you
play the game by? A guidebook or something?
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Are you for real?
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There are 13 volumes in the Fackler
series on Wizards and Warlocks.
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There are books on procedure and play, a
cross indices of strike and counterstrike,
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- an ascension of levels...
- Yeah.
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I was unfamiliar with the
terminology that you were using.
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But of course, I've heard
of Wizards and Warlocks.
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I mean, everybody at Whitney
High is playing the game,
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and it's very popular there and I
think other schools across the country.
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Very strange game, Bill.
It's, uh, like a board game,
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but you take it out on the streets,
and everybody assumes a role.
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That's great.
Wonderful way...
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for grown-up kids
to be behaving.
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Including the crown prince
of a whole country.
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Gee... Well, your friend really
explained it in simple terms.
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The game itself is quite complex,
and it operates on many levels.
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You're involved in creating and forming a society,
developing leadership, exploring new lands.
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Sort of preparation
for the big game of life.
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Um, how does this prepare
you for the game of life?
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It keeps your mind
always on alert.
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You never know when
your scepter will fail you...
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or the sirens will
steal your soul...
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or the clouds of destiny
will go black.
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- Hey!
- Mr. Lederberger!
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Bring him! He'll know
where the prince is!
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Sandy was just picking up
some notes on bio.
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Okay, Ralph. That's got to be
Stambouli's guys. Go get 'em!
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I'm gonna be busted
to Half-elf for sure.
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Here.
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It's just so confusing.
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I'm not getting anything
out of this room.
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I mean, I can't find out where
Stambouli's men have taken Margolis.
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I hope they don't hurt him.Nah. No way.
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Not till he leads them
to the prince.
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I cannot believe how this
scenario has gone down.
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We got the whole bureau out looking for this
missing prince, and he's not even kidnapped.
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He's off playing some new
kind of hide-and-seek.
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Boy, kids are
really weird today.
228
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,100
College sure has changed
since I was in it.
229
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:42,061
You know, we didn't sit around on Saturday nights,
uh, huddled around a skull and candles...
230
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,889
fighting imaginary dragons
for troll points.
231
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,067
Uh, no. The way I remember it,
you told me you used to spend them...
232
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,199
at Marx Brothers
film festivals, right?
233
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:54,551
Oh, yeah. That's right. We were
practically responsible for their revival.
234
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,748
They weren't just a bunch of dummies running
around. They were pretty good satirists.
235
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,730
Sure, sure.
Uh, let me see...
236
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,274
"Tell me, Mrs. Crumbcake, they say
men worship the ground you walk on.
237
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,494
They don't think much of you,
but the ground is sensational."
238
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,781
It's the most ridiculous
thing I ever "hoid."
239
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,480
Okay, boys and girls,
do you mind if we just bear down here...
240
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:14,789
and come up with a clue that's gonna lead us
to the prince before Stambouli finds him?
241
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:18,097
What do you got there? One of those
books on the game Wizards and Warlocks.
242
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:22,971
The only way we're gonna have any hope of
finding Prince Aha is by playing the game.
243
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,192
I just can't believe these guys
can memorize all this stuff.
244
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:31,240
"A shrieking siren can countermand
the curse of a cyclops's stare,
245
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:36,071
"but only in the case that
a lute-playing Minotaur...
246
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,857
who has not crossed the
path of Crater Banth"...
247
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,686
Bippity, bappity,
boppity boo.
248
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,733
What kind of gunk
are you feeding me here?
249
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,649
How are we supposed to find this
prince with this kind of instructions?
250
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,347
I mean, it looks like it was
written by the green guys.
251
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,871
Well, maybe we can
find a translator.
252
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:01,009
You're kidding.
You guys don't know how to play?
253
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,055
Then what was that...
whatchamacallit you were wearing?
254
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,623
What was that,
a warlock's outfit?
255
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,844
And that mock battle that was going on.
Mr. Lederberger...
256
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:13,848
I am not this guy
Lederberger, whoever that is.
257
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,980
No kidding?
You look just like old Lead Bottom.
258
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,549
- He's a troll.
- What?
259
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,161
Uh, we're all trolls.
260
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,512
Uh, right. And we've just
crossed the Sea of Dreams...
261
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,428
on our way to the Cave
of the Midgard Serpent.
262
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,823
Uh, declare yourself.
263
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,870
Rook.
264
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,612
Only a Rook, huh?
Well, uh,
265
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:42,442
then you are vulnerable
to the Blade and Sarnak.
266
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:46,663
Not unless you've survived the Giant
Leech over the Heights of Zervos.
267
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,100
Uh, counselor, check it out...
This Giant Leech.
268
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,321
Oh, give me a break, Bill.
That was my first encounter in combat.
269
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:57,631
Excuse me. I've got to go
to my nuclear physics class.
270
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:03,114
Uh... Uh... What are you doing?
271
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,987
Trolls have no counterstrike
capabilities over second-level Rooks.
272
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:09,599
- Oh, we don't?
- No.
273
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:14,082
Oh, well, in that case, how'd you like to take
a hike down the hall to the dean's office?
274
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,955
- You can't do that.
- I can't?
275
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,001
Yes, he can do that.
276
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:24,005
Now, you'd better tell us...
Where is Prince Aha?
277
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:28,270
Uh-uh. I'd revert back to first-level
Rook if Margolis finds out.
278
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,186
Well, we don't have to tell him
where we got the information.
279
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,321
- Well, I don't know about that.
- Bill, come on. We are not deceitful trolls.
280
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:42,110
We're not. Now, come on. Uh, how do we
get to the Cave of the Midgard Serpent?
281
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,895
How the hell do I know that?
I'm just a Rook.
282
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,942
No one but the Keeper of
the Clock would know that.
283
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,312
Well, then, there's no one at all
who can tell us where this cave is?
284
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,948
No. If you're not
on that playing plateau,
285
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:58,126
you'd have to be a genius at the game to be able
to locate the Cave of the Midgard Serpent...
286
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,955
without having crossed
the Flowing Waters of Ithaca.
287
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:04,828
I can't think of anybody who could
do that... except Joey Margolis.
288
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,135
Who we don't have.
289
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:10,181
And, of course,
Wizard of the Fifth Ring.
290
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,793
Who? Wizard of the Fifth Ring.
291
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,708
Norman Fackler.
292
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,719
I love it, Manny.
I love it.
293
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:29,505
Get back to me when you've set the
deal, huh? I love you, guy.
294
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,247
There is nothing like
a good promotions man.
295
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,424
I just got clearance
to do the Dorothy Chandler.
296
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,774
Oh, boy! Yahoo!
297
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:40,516
That sounds like a...
A golf tournament. Golf tournament?
298
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,346
You gotta be kidding. It is the biggest
video game extravaganza of all time!
299
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,696
We're gonna rig up
the chairs with controls.
300
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:49,240
We're gonna fill the Dorothy
Chandler Pavilion with contestants,
301
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,962
who are gonna be playing Wizards
and Warlocks on a giant screen!
302
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:55,662
It's genius, isn't it? Uh, Mr. Fackler,
I think I said F.B.I...
303
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,664
when we came in,
304
00:21:57,707 --> 00:22:01,842
and we're on a very high-level investigation
with international repercussions.
305
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,671
- We need to talk to you.
- Well, I'd really like to help you out,
306
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:07,978
but I got to be at my publisher's in
five minutes, so I got to "scramola."
307
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:12,113
I have 13 volumes of Wizards and Warlocks
coming out in 10 different languages.
308
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:15,943
Well, that's what we
wanted to talk about, see?
309
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:19,076
Because we got a whole Middle
Eastern empire that's riding on this.
310
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,862
No problem. I got a version
coming out in Hebrew. Uh, Ralph?
311
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:26,040
Uh, Mr. Fackler, I think what Agent
Maxwell is trying to explain to you...
312
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:29,173
is that, uh, there's
a prominent Arabian prince...
313
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,175
who is playing your game,
and now he's in danger.
314
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,177
We need your help to find him.
315
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,790
You gotta be kidding.Uh-uh.
316
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:40,576
Press hasn't heard
about this yet, has it? Uh, well, um...
317
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,294
You wouldn't believe the battles I've
been having with the Department of Safety.
318
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,451
They're actually saying
that my games are dangerous.
319
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,018
Not if you play 'em right,
they're not.
320
00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,562
You want to know what's dangerous?
I'll tell you what's dangerous.
321
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:54,111
Roller skates are dangerous. You see that?
You know where I got that?
322
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,200
Roller skates. You got it.
323
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:59,005
I don't think there's any problem Mr. Fackler.
If you'll just give us a hand here,
324
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:03,599
there's no reason, uh, the newspapers
or the TV should hear about it at all.
325
00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:07,124
I'll do what I can. Anything to keep Wizards
and Warlocks from getting any bad press.
326
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,300
Uh, well-well, good.
327
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:12,192
Um, all you have to do is find the prince by
playing the same game that he was playing.
328
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:16,438
This game took years to develop. It's very
complicated, with hundreds of variations.
329
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,852
I'd need to know certain play patterns, uh,
skill factors of some of the participants...
330
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,878
We'll get you
all that information.
331
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:25,229
Come on, Mr. Fackler. This ought to be
a snap for a Wizard of the Fifth Ring.
332
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,060
Well, you know,
you're right there.
333
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:33,237
Uh... Okay, let's go.
We'll take the stretch limo, eh?
334
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,859
Ready?
335
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:49,428
Go! Centipedes,
12:00 noon.
336
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:59,307
I don't believe it. Would you
look? It's Norman Fackler! Beverly!
337
00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:02,745
Look. It's Norman Fackler!
Wizard of the Fifth Ring!
338
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,356
I want to get his autograph.
Can I have your autograph?
339
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,011
Yes. Thank you.
340
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,362
I can't believe it.
Look at this.
341
00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:14,235
Well, what do you expect?
All these kids got brain rot today.
342
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:17,717
Boy, they're all over him. I mean, I could
understand it if he was more like, uh...
343
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,503
Groucho Marx? Would you get
a load of that nerd?
344
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:24,506
Okay, boys and girls.
No more autographs. That's it.
345
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,900
Uh, come on. Mr. Fackler
has a bad arm.
346
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,903
He's got, uh, writer's cramp from
this morning down at the bookstore.
347
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:33,384
This guy was the Keeper
of the Clock's troll.
348
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:36,213
Really?
349
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:41,305
Yes, sir. Uh, I moved
through the Sea of Mists...
350
00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:45,614
and elevated from ogre's tail to troll
in only two sorcerers' r-rotations.
351
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:50,227
Impressive.
Puts you in line for Searcher.
352
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:53,970
An encounter with a Wizard immediately
elevates you to Searcher's deacon.
353
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:58,366
And as Wizard of the Fifth Ring,
I declare this encounter. By your leave!
354
00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:01,151
What are your circle's
boundaries?
355
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,458
The northern boundary
is the Tower of Temptation.
356
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,201
Ah. And what is the skill factor
of the Fleeing Urchin?
357
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:12,075
- Fourth level.
- I see. Is there a clock tower on campus, or a bell tower?
358
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,077
There's a campanile
behind the music building.
359
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:18,473
I still need to know the Urchin's
plans to traverse the Sea of Dreams.
360
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,825
Okay, you heard him.
Uh, how does he do that?
361
00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:27,264
- Maxwell, how would a Clock Keeper's Troll know that?
- Oh.
362
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,266
Yeah, Bill.
363
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:33,575
Now I heard Joey Margolis say that the
prince had to get to the Midgard Serpent.
364
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:36,578
That's it! Troll!
365
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:39,581
Is there some sort of big power
generator around here somewhere?
366
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,952
There's a steam plant and an electrical
facility underneath the maintenance building.
367
00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:46,414
Serpent's Territory.
368
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,416
Serpent Territory? Yes.
369
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,332
I love it. Thank you very much.
370
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,644
"Where creeping footsteps softly tread..."
371
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:01,516
"and the night is filled
with nameless dread..."
372
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:07,043
"Where turns and twists
and mists abound,
373
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:09,176
the Serpent dwells
beneath the ground."
374
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:12,309
Fackler, how did you come up with
this junk in the first place?
375
00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:16,444
Yeah, it's wonderful, isn't it? My books have
already sold over three million nationwide.
376
00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:19,316
I had no idea that
the readership was that vast.
377
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:23,190
Yeah, it and The Joy of Sex... two best sellers
on every college campus in the country.
378
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,322
The game seems awfully
time-consuming.
379
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:29,283
If the students are busy playing your
game, when do they have time to study?
380
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:32,634
On the contrary. It strengthens their
mental powers. That is my philosophy.
381
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,723
It gets them ready
for the... Game of life.
382
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,682
Yes.
383
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:44,211
Serpents lie within.
384
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:55,875
Now I see why they call it
Serpent Territory.
385
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,105
This is the Cave of the
Midgard Serpent we're in now.
386
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:15,372
Aha's got to be
around here someplace.
387
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:18,549
Mr. Stambouli, uh, we will be going
right back after this, aren't we?
388
00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:20,421
Uh, I've got finals
next week.
389
00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,373
Hold it! F.B.I.!
390
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,951
Ralph!
391
00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:27,357
Margolis. Come on, kid.
It's okay.
392
00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,509
It's all right. Come on. Come on.
They're gone. They're gone.
393
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,972
Up, up, up. Come on, baby.
Whoop. Hold it.
394
00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:39,152
Stop him!
395
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:49,728
Looks like you guys are
gonna lose some troll points.
396
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:55,559
Yes, uh, would you let Mr. Fackler
know that Ralph Hinkley was calling?
397
00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:58,301
Thank you very much.
398
00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:01,435
Still not there? Uh, no, he's not.
399
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:05,047
Apparently, his office hasn't seen or
heard from him since he left there with us.
400
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:07,136
Well, he had a lot
of other appointments,
401
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,060
and we know Stambouli's men didn't get
him, so don't worry about it, hon.
402
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:15,971
You know, honey, the more I get into
this, the more interesting it gets.
403
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:18,713
You know all that stuff that
Margolis and Fackler were saying...
404
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,020
about how it gets you
ready for life?
405
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:26,503
Well, the whole game's point system is based
on, uh, uh, mental deduction, dexterity.
406
00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:28,331
It's very strange,
isn't it?
407
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:31,006
Well, honey, it is at first,
but once you get into it, it's really not.
408
00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:35,643
No. No, no, no. I mean, uh... I mean
how we change and yet we never know it.
409
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:38,013
I mean, going back to that college
today, seeing those kids...
410
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:41,518
I mean I was there six years
ago, and it feels like 26.
411
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:46,088
Yeah, well, Ralph, most people experience the
biggest changes of their life after college.
412
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,961
Do you know, the other day
I was in class,
413
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:52,529
and I heard one of my students
saying to a girlfriend...
414
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:55,358
She said,
"Did you realize...
415
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,621
Paul McCartney was
in a band before Wings?"
416
00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:00,799
- He was?
- Honey, yes. He was in the Bea...
417
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:04,672
- Oh.
- Honey, come on.
418
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:07,631
All of those students
in my class were born...
419
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,633
after J.F.K.
was assassinated.
420
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:13,376
I mean that entire part of my life
is just history to those kids.
421
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:17,772
Ralph, I'm not gonna have to help you
weather a premature midlife crisis, am I?
422
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:21,515
I mean, just yesterday I was
young and handsome and virile,
423
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,257
and today I'm an old man.
424
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:28,696
Yeah.
I wish I knew you then.
425
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:31,699
But I guess we all
go through it, don't we?
426
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:34,006
Thanks. All right. All right.
427
00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,704
Yeah, except guys
like Norman Fackler.
428
00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:40,229
I mean, I get the feeling he went through
his life in kind of a fantasy world.
429
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:43,667
I bet it makes it easy for
guys like that to hang on.
430
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:48,542
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna
go give him another call.
431
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,457
Boy, I wonder where
in the world he could be?
432
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:56,637
Bill? Hello, anyone?
433
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,988
Hinkley? Maxwell! Anyone?
434
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:02,686
No panic, Normie. No panic.
435
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:05,254
You can get out of here real easy.
Yes, you can.
436
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:07,256
You're the wizard, Normie.
437
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,610
I almost caught up with him at
the Cave of the Midgard Serpent,
438
00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:15,786
but this kid is, uh...
The prince...
439
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,658
He's real sharp
at playing the game, see,
440
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,854
so, uh, well, he slipped
through my fingers, that's all.
441
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:23,403
Anyhow, the guys with the black
dishtowels on their heads, uh,
442
00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:25,709
had kidnapped the Keeper
of the Clock, see?
443
00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:28,669
And they were coming down one
tunnel, and, uh, the two Searchers,
444
00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:30,976
who were after the prince...
That's the Fleeing Urchin...
445
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:34,849
Uh, across the Bridge of, uh,
Sighs or Mists or whatever it is...
446
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,200
Um, they were coming down another
tunnel, and I was coming down a third...
447
00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:40,507
with the Wizard
of the Fifth Ring.Stop.
448
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:42,813
No more, please.
I can't take anymore.
449
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:45,599
I was right about you the first
time I ever laid eyes on you.
450
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:48,080
You are a burnout! Well, wait a minute.
451
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:50,404
You don't think I could make
up any of this stuff, do you?
452
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,388
You...
453
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:55,609
What I want you to do, Bill,
is to write your report,
454
00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,611
word for word,
just the way you told it to me.
455
00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,961
Here. Here's the tape.
Transcribe it.
456
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,616
Now, I'm gonna send
a copy to D.C...
457
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:06,054
after I check it to make sure
you didn't try to clean it up.
458
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:09,753
And after that, Bill, I don't think
you'll have to worry anymore...
459
00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:14,236
about special requests for your
services from the State Department!
460
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:19,285
Good-bye. Watch out for the
gremlins in the copy room.
461
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:22,897
Well, so long as Carlisle won't let
me next to Margolis to question him,
462
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:27,206
I guess we're standing around
here in Troll City, sucking wind.
463
00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:31,775
At that I'm lucky he didn't trade me off
to the laughing academy to play first base.
464
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:34,841
Trying to run that scenario by him... Can
you imagine me trying to explain to him...
465
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,998
about trolls and elves
and leprechauns...
466
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,696
and the Bridge of, uh,
Clouds, and a prince...
467
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:42,177
who think's
he's an elf, or, uh, urchin.
468
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:45,224
- Aha!
- That's the one.
469
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:48,923
Oh, boy. This thing has turned into
a real foam-the-runway operation.
470
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,231
- I don't think.
- What is it, honey?
471
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:54,494
Well, the more I've been
going over this game,
472
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,670
the less complicated
it really seems to be.
473
00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,672
You know, like canasta.
All those cards.
474
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:01,283
Until you really learn how to
meld, it doesn't make much sense.
475
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:03,870
- Well, do you think you have it figured out?
- Great, that's terrific.
476
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:08,073
Well, uh, we can all get to wear the little,
uh, black dunce caps with the silver stars.
477
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:11,337
I'll call in Carlisle.
Counselor can cast a spell on him.
478
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:14,949
- Turn him into a unicorn.
- Will you just listen, Bill?
479
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,517
You know, our problem was
that we entered this game...
480
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,799
while other players were already
at second-level variation...
481
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:21,782
combat and counterstrike.
482
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:24,524
You know, Margolis and his
circle were already at Gnome,
483
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,179
while we were still passing
through Goblin Territory.
484
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,833
What she's saying is, Bill,
we were operating on Rook level...
485
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:33,141
trying to intercept somebody
functioning at an Urchin plane,
486
00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,143
and there's no way that
the two can intercept.
487
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:38,364
- We went Goblin when we should have gone Gnome.
- Exactly.
488
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:40,279
I'm dyin'.
489
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,673
Bill, would you just
go along with us?
490
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,675
I mean, we're gonna
find Aha, all right?
491
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:48,393
I'm not gonna pull a gun on the kids,
Ralph. I'm just gonna badge 'em.
492
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:51,092
Bill, it hasn't gotten us anywhere so far.
I mean, you flash a badge,
493
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,659
and Carlisle's gonna pull it before
you get it back in your pocket.
494
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:56,556
Now, come on, Bill. We've made our
best progress playing this game.
495
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:58,906
Yeah, like with the kid in the
dorm who led us to Fackler,
496
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:01,735
and then Fackler leading us
to Serpent Territory. This is bananas.
497
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:03,737
Yeah, but it's fun.
498
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,806
He's all the way through
the Labyrinth of Cernak!
499
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:20,292
Look at this. He doesn't miss a thing.
I can't believe it.
500
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,950
Wow!
Look at that!
501
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:51,627
We are off to traverse
the River of Zog.
502
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,064
- The what of what?
- Okay.
503
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,086
I've been working out the game
against a street map...
504
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,068
according to the guide
in the back of the book.
505
00:35:58,112 --> 00:36:02,116
Now, the River of Zog... that
should be the L.A. Reservoir,
506
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,684
somewhere between
Sepulveda...
507
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:06,773
and Burbank.
508
00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,949
- Well, that's where the prince is?
- No.
509
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:11,212
- No.
- No, that's where the Keeper of the Gate is.
510
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:15,216
He holds the destiny card, which determines
where the Fleeing Urchin's next stop will be,
511
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,176
which could be one of three places.
Right. The Circle of Isis,
512
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:22,963
Castle of Doom, or the High Couch
of, uh, Silistra, Silistra, whatever.
513
00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:25,879
I don't believe what I'm listening to.
Who told you this stuff, Ralph?
514
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:29,535
Bill, I was talking to the
Searchers dispatched by Margolis.
515
00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:32,755
That bunch of flamingos?
You believe...
516
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:34,888
Let me put it to you
a different way.
517
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:37,543
Suppose they were being
deceitful trolls.
518
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:42,112
Then what? There are no deceitful trolls
in Goblin Territory, Bill.
519
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,811
- Sorry. I lost my head.
- All right. I'll meet you all there.
520
00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:46,813
Okay. We're off
to see the Keeper
521
00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:48,815
Yeah, this is going
real good now.
522
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:52,210
Uh, we're headed for
the, um... the River of Zog.
523
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:56,301
Prince is headed for the Circle
of, uh... of Isis.
524
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,607
I'm headed for the pen,
and my personnel file...
525
00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,609
is headed straight
into the paper shredder.
526
00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:02,872
Come on. Oh, yeah. We got it now.
No question.
527
00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:24,476
Just a moment, young man.
528
00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:26,869
Now, where is the prince?
529
00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:31,352
Uh... He, uh... He's not here.
He-He just left.
530
00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:34,312
Indeed. And just where did he
go, my young friend?
531
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,532
I can't tell you that.
532
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:09,085
Maxwell? Maxwell, is that you?
Maxwell?
533
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:12,045
I know you're there, Maxwell.
I know you're there.
534
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:15,135
I'm gonna get out of here, Maxwell.
And when I do,
535
00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:18,051
beware the wrath
of the angry wizard.
536
00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:20,619
Oh, God. Ohh.
537
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,666
Maxwell? Hinkley?
538
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:54,348
I knew it. I knew it. It's nothing.
There's nobody here.
539
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,568
The deceitful trolls
got us again.
540
00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:58,961
The Gatekeeper
should be here.
541
00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:03,357
Well, maybe, uh, we made a wrong turn.
Maybe this isn't the River of Zog.
542
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,013
The River of Zog is
an L.A. storm drain,
543
00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,102
and I'm gettin' measured
for a 208 hearing.
544
00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:12,453
Don't worry Bill. I'll handle the case
for you. Get you 10% on your pension.
545
00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:15,978
Thanks a lot. Wait a minute. Look at this.
546
00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:24,334
The Gatekeeper's cap!
547
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:26,530
You get docked 10 points for
being caught without that on.
548
00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:31,254
Well, whoever dropped that down
here got docked more than 10 points.
549
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:34,170
Anything? Well, there's
got to be something.
550
00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:36,564
The Gatekeeper,
or whatever he's called,
551
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:39,306
has got to be taking the
heavies to the prince right now.
552
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:43,658
Wait a minute.
I'm gettin' something here.
553
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,272
I see a... a windmill.
554
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:52,493
Wha... A w... Look up
"windmill" in there.
555
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:56,454
No, wait a minute.
It's changing, I-I-I got a, uh,
556
00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:01,241
a gingerbread house.
557
00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:03,330
Ralph, change channels,
will you? Bill, come on.
558
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:07,247
This thing keeps fading in and out.
It's not my fault.
559
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:10,729
All right. I'm getting
a, uh... a tree house...
560
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:13,340
with a bunch of elves around it...
561
00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,560
Okay. That's it.
562
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:19,346
I fought the good fight and I lost it, that's
all, and the prince doesn't get to be king.
563
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:23,132
Will you take it easy, Bill? He's
doing the best he can. This isn't easy.
564
00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:29,225
Near a castle... by the 15th hole.
565
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:31,227
The what? Fifteenth hole?
566
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,752
Yeah, you know,
like a golf course. Hey, wait a minute.
567
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:37,059
I think I know where there's a castle.
The elves throw me.
568
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:39,453
Well, forget the elves.
Where is it? Okay.
569
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,717
There's a miniature golf course
near the freeway in Encino.
570
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:46,416
They have a castle. Now, the prince
could be headed for the Castle of Doom.
571
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,941
Well...
That's all we got.
572
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:51,421
Uh, we'll meet you there.
Come on, counselor.Yeah. Let's go.
573
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:53,859
I know... Be careful.
574
00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,861
Oh, here!
575
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:15,402
I declare
the Circle complete!
576
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:18,492
All Stealers
and Searchers of the Soul,
577
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,668
reveal yourselves.
578
00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:19,814
Okay, Omar. Out.
579
00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,773
Out, baby. Right now.
580
00:43:41,836 --> 00:43:46,667
One thumb through there. Okay. The other
one through there. Put it on yourself.
581
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:48,669
Okay, kid. F.B.I. What's going on?
582
00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:50,671
They're after Aha.
They chased him around back.
583
00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:53,326
You stay here.
584
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:05,468
Freeze it right there!
Drop it! Drop it!
585
00:44:10,038 --> 00:44:13,259
I have the prince!
586
00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:15,522
Drop your weapon,
or the prince is dead.
587
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,501
Wha...
588
00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,420
Well, kid,
589
00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:48,120
you really put us through the
jumps with your little game.
590
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:50,688
Well but, how... what...
591
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:57,564
Uh, your destiny card
come up rosy,
592
00:44:57,607 --> 00:45:02,221
and uh, some guardian wizard
must really dig your act.
593
00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:16,322
Yeah, I know, I know. I was a
nonbeliever, too, at the beginning.
594
00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:19,542
But I spent a couple of days with that
stuff, and it starts to make sense.
595
00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:22,981
Not only that, but right
here, we've got techniques...
596
00:45:23,024 --> 00:45:26,593
that we use that could benefit from this
wizard business right here in the bureau.
597
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,551
I mean, for example,
look at this.
598
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,945
You got a felon.
The felon is on the run.
599
00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:34,122
Okay. You know, be dumb.
That's okay with me.
600
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,603
Now, this felon
is the only one...
601
00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:39,562
who knows his true
destination himself.
602
00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:42,478
See? That makes him
a Fleeing Urchin.
603
00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:44,654
Now, the rest of us are all operating...
604
00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:48,571
at different levels of
comprehension and ability, see?
605
00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:51,836
I mean, like for example, uh...
Well, Carson here might be...
606
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:55,056
half an Elf,
uh, and, you know,
607
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,058
Smith here's maybe
a quarter of a Pixie,
608
00:45:57,102 --> 00:45:59,167
Come on. And I'm a Wizard
of the Fifth Ring because...
609
00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:01,323
Come on. Let's go. What's the matter
with you?
610
00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:03,499
They think
you're a yo-yo. And the other th...
611
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:08,374
Oh, boy.
Deceitful trolls.
612
00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:10,637
They're everywhere.
Gee!
613
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,161
Well, they're just jealous,
that's all, because...
614
00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:16,382
I cracked the game,
and I found the prince.
615
00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:19,167
Uh, I cracked
the game, Bill.
616
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:21,604
Uh, you're still back
at the Bridge of Clouds.
617
00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:25,434
Well, if anyone's responsible for
finding the prince, it's Norman Fackler.
618
00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:28,916
Yeah, Fackler.
Gee, I wish he would return my calls.
619
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:33,791
I got a caseload for him... you know, of Fleeing
Urchins... I know he could help me with.
620
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:36,141
It's driving me nuts.
621
00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:12,264
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