All language subtitles for The Greatest American Hero s02e19 The Good Samaritan

Look at what's happened to me

I can't believe it myself

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world

It should have been somebody else

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Just like the light of a new day

It hit me from out of the blue

Breaking me out of the spell I was in

Making all of my wishes come true

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

10-4, Engine 98.

Battalion three,
Engine 98 requests a second alarm.

Engine 41, come in on Elmtree
and check for explosions.

Okay, repeat. Repeat!

Request fire unit, Fourth and Elmtree!
Come on! Somebody wake up!

I'm sorry I interrupted
the spelling bee, Ralph.

I didn't get your message till I got
to the teacher's room. What's goin' on?

Well, we got two escaped lifers up here,
out of the federal pen this morning.

Obviously they don't care
how much trouble they get into.

They've been tossing
cocktails down the stairwell.

And the whole wall up there is a flame.
I can't get up the stairs.

They're probably trying
to make it across the roof. Hello? Hello?

No, not any more.
Not any more, not after this.

Go on. Go get 'em, kid. All right.

Get the... Yeah, that's it.
Oh, gee.

Go get 'em!

I could have sworn
that was a direct hit.

Looks like some kind of fireproof suit.
Hey, let's get out of here.

Engine 12 to Engine 27.

Truck eight, respond on a
second alarm with Engine 98.

Fourth and Elmtree.

Notify the Department of Water
and Power and the Gas Company...

that utilities have been cut...

Help me! Help! Please help me!

Help me! What is it?
Come on. What's the matter?

I can't... Judy! What?

Judy... she lives
down the hall from me!

Who? Judy. She can't see.

What's the matter? She's blind.

Okay. Medic,
we got a person on the street here.

No! Judy! All right.

Ta-da!

Somebody, help me!

Where'd you come from? Here. She should
probably see a doctor as soon as possible.

Bye. Uh... Uh... Uh, bye.

Get the stuff.

Judy! Judy!

Oh, thank God
you're all right!

I fell. I fell from my window
and somebody caught me.

But you live
on the fifth floor.

Somebody caught me.
Eh, Mr...

Tanner.
Uh, Da-Dave Tanner.

Feed this to the station.
We might have a hero here.

Yeah, well, you know,
she fell, and, uh,

like, I had to catch her.

Well, you know, a man...

A man don't always, uh,
know what he's capable of,

but then the time comes when you got to get
down to where the rubber meets the road.

And, uh... Well, this, of course,
here is a most difficult time.

Hey, Ro... Ralph, you there?

Gaah! I knew it.
I knew it.

You're in on this too. Now what's goin' on?
It's nice to see you too, Bill.

Ralph, I've got your tea. Guess who's here.

Every time Ralph gives me that
garbage on the phone about...

"I'll give you all the details
as soon as you get here,"

that means he can't tell me the
truth or I wouldn't show up at all.

Now, what's the bad news? Oh, thanks a lot.

Forgot the honey again. What's the matter
with your voice?

I got laryngitis
or somethin'.

That's that smoke inhalation, Ralph.
You got to be more careful.

Well, the doctor said it's only temporary.
How you doing?

Oh, I'm doing just terrific. I got
exactly 36 hours to find and apprehend...

those two firebugs who'd rather
die than go back inside the joint.

Why 36 hours, Bill?
That's ridiculous.

No, that's Carlisle. Just because
he says I didn't call for backup.

You know, when we had those two yahoos
cornered, and that's why they got away.

Well, did you call for backup, Bill?
He called the suit for backup,

which is why I wanted you guys to come
over here and what I wanted to talk about.

When I lost the booklet
out in the desert,

I think our main concern at that point
was finding out how the suit worked,

and I think we might have overlooked the
most important chapter in the booklet,

which was the uses
forthe suit.

I mean, we really don't know why I was given the
suit, or what I was supposed to do with it.

Ralph, we're supposed to bag bad guys
with it. That's real simple, isn't it?

Well, maybe, Bill. But take a look at
these things that I have circled here.

Like this one about the people that were
saved that were on the raft for three days.

Here: "Trapped mud slide victims
tunneled to safety by neighbors."

And another one
right there.Whoa.

"Ticonderoga, Preakness favorite,
up for a million dollar deal." No kiddin'.

That's not circled. No, but still...

Wait. Here's one
about the airline passenger...

who saw a stalled car blinking an S.O.S.
from a snowbank.

She reported it to
the stewardess,

the pilot radioed ahead,
and the family was saved.

- You know what these are, Bill?
- Yeah, they're called junk fillers, Ralph.

No. No, no, no. These are human interest
items. They are people saving people.

I mean, that's what it's all about. I
mean, that's what I've always wanted to do.

That's what I do best. That's why I became
a teacher. Bill, let's think a minute.

Why did
the extraterrestrial beings...

give us... give me...
The suit?

I don't know anything about international
espionage or high-tech crime.

You're gonna have to put some
more honey in your tea, Ralph.

You're about to lose it altogether.
Boys and girls,

can we please try to remember, if we may.

I was there... in the desert... when the ship
came down, gave us the suit... usthe suit.

It wasn't, uh, Ann Landers. It could
have been, but it wasn't. It was me.

Uh, the extracurricular whatchamacallits
that you're talkin' about, whoever they are,

they had something in mind, you
know, when they put me with you.

Yes, but there's got to be
some kind of a balance. No!

You know, Bill, we've spent all
this time favoring your side.

I think it is time we start concentrating
on what Ralph thinks is important.

Yes. We're talking about
improving the quality of life.

Oh, I see.
I get it now.

You mean, pulling the kitty cat
out of the tree.

Maybe you want to go
and save the whales.

- If I can, yes.
- Ralph, I'm sorry,

but when I saw that ship,
or whatever it was...

that came down on the desert
and gave us that suit,

I cannot possibly
in my wildest imagination...

think that it was from
the Intergalactic A.S.P.C.A.

No. Well, let me put it
to you this way.

You're gonna volunteer
your services to us,

or I stop helping in
your crime-fighting activities.

Wha... That's not voluntary.
That's... That's...

Blackmail.

Well put.

Well, we've been driving around
for an hour and a half now,

haven't found
one beached whale.

I can't believe it. There's got to be some
possibilities out there.

Oh, possibilities.
Are you kiddin'?

You got possibilities here.
Look at this. Oh, yeah.

See these that you've circled here.
These are wonderful.

"Man gets tie
caught in candy machine."

I love that one. But my favorite
is this one. Counselor, see this?

"Man builds boat in basement.
Doors too small."

Ralph, you can just fly right over
there and stuff it in a bottle for him.

I guess it's been kind of
a slow day, all right?

Yeah, for sob stories, maybe.
But not for catching bad guys, never.

Wow. What do you got?

Neiman Marcus is
having a sale.

That's real.

Very funny. You guys don't have to
with me if your heart isn't in it.

- I never would have guessed.
- Wait a minute, guys. Listen to that.

Sheriff's deputies have reluctantly
surrounded the condemned residence...

where the elderly man has defied all
attempts to force him to vacate the home,

which is the final obstacle to
the proposed airport expansion...

which will encompass most of the area.

The home's owner has
consistently refused...

to acknowledge
the city's condemnation order,

and early today he fired several
shots at police officers...

stating that he would rather die
before he gave up his home of 40 years.

That's it. An old man struggling to
save his home from the establishment.

Ralph, this guy
has discharged firearms...

at duly appointed officers of the
law... Come on! Come on! Let's go.

Come on. He's not
a worthy candidate.

I'll be the judge
of that, all right?

One, left. Two, right.
Three, follow.

Twelve Mary 86, and 12 Mary 87.

Twelve Mary 86, and 12 Mary 87.

Bill, you got to stop this.

Stop 'em?
Ralph, that's a SWAT team.

Just flash your shield
at 'em or somethin'.Wha... Wha...

I'm sorry. I would've come through the
window but I didn't want to be spotted.

Hold it
right where you are.Mr. Hagert...

- I said, hold it!
- Who are you? The house is surrounded!

What kind of a suit
do you call that?

Uh... Uh... This red suit, it's especially
designed for tactical operations like this one.

- Bulletproof?
- Yes, among other things. Mr. Hagert...

How the hell did you get up there?
Anybody else with you?

Uh, no, I'm alone.
Mr. Hagert, I'd like to help you if I can.

Oh, you'd like
to help me, huh?

Well, fine. You go out there and tell
those fellas to go on home. Sheesh.

Hagert, the house is surrounded.
You can't win this one.

Look at all those cars
out there on my lawn.

Look at that truck in the
middle of the flower bed!

Okay. Hold it, boys. Two, circle. Three...

Three, cover me.Okay. Bill Maxwell, F.B.I.

Let's regroup this
a little downrange.

What is this?
What's going on? Maxwell, F.B.I.

You boys look like
you could use a little backup.

I need an update on your
scenario and a plan of attack.

My plan of attack? Yeah.

Hey, let's keep her back.
Uh, she's with me.

Another fed? Attorney.

Attorney?
Oh, it even gets better.Uh-huh.

What else you got? Well, uh...

All right, regroup!

I'm gonna count to three. One!

I'm sure you don't want to hurt anybody.
You would have shot me when I came in.

- Two!
- Mr. Hagert, what's your family think about this?

Martha was my family!
Why don't you just give it up?

Martha passed away
10 years ago.

And let me tell you something, young fella.

If she were here today, she'd walk out
there, she'd find the driver of that truck,

and she'd box him
right alongside the head!

This house is ours. Ain't nobody gonna
take this house from Martha and me.

- Unless they kill me!
- Mr. Hagert, nobody wants to kill you. Believe me.

Oh, no? Well, take
a look out there.

I should say, no one wants anyone to
get hurt. That's what's important.

I'll tell you what's important.
This house.

That's what's important. You see that
porch out there? I built that porch.

You see that room there,
that extra room?

I built that when it looked like
Martha and I was gonna have a baby.

All right, Hagert.
We're ready with the tear gas.

You've got one minute to come
out with your hands empty.

One minute. And you got 45 seconds
to clear out of there!

- Mr. Hagert, they mean business.
- Well, so do I.

You know, rezoning goes on all the time,
all over the place. I mean, it happens.

You don't want your home to
be in the middle of a runway.

Let's get out of this
problem with the police,

then you buy yourself
another house.

- Buy a new house, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

- With what?
- With the money that the city will give you for this house.

They didn't give me
no money.

They just took this house. What?

For 50 lousy bucks,
right there.

Thirty seconds, Hagert.

You missed one payment eight years
ago, and they took your house?

That's right.
March, 1974.

And they repossessed the house
because of the accrued interest.

And they told me I hadn't
owned this house for years.

Well, this house belongs
to Martha and me.

And there ain't nobody gonna
take this house from us...

as long as I can
move around and get up.

Fifteen seconds, Hagert,
and we're comin' in.

Over my dead body.

- Time's up, Hagert.
- Oh, no.

Final warning, Hagert.

And my final answer.

All right, Hagert.
Come out, or we're comin' in!

Please don't make any trouble. My friends
and I will do all we can to help you.

How do you do that?
I gotta go.

Break it in!

How long can they hold Ira in
custody without charging him?

Depending on
the psychiatric report,

they can hold him
for as long as they want.

Oh, boy. I hope he doesn't mention me.
It won't do him any good at all.

Ralph, come on.

You gotta remember, we're looking at a
guy here that was ready to take on...

an entire SWAT team
all by himself.

Now, uh, that makes
you wonder, doesn't it,

how much wind is blowing
through his attic.

But, Bill, the guy was very angry. The bank
double-crossed him, sold his land to the city.

That home was
the only thing he had.

I'm not saying that the pitiful old
geezer here doesn't have a beef.

I'm just saying that tryin'
to solve it with a shotgun...

against a SWAT team all by
yourself doesn't add up to par.

It's not exactly a rational
solution to a problem, Ralph.

I just feel so terrible.
I was trying to help the guy.

I mean, I didn't want him to
end up with a... a jail sentence,

or even worse,
in a mental institution.

Well, that's what happens sometimes when
you try to do something nice for somebody.

Uh, Hagert may have been
just a borderline mental case.

We shoved him right over.
It does happen.

Is there anything you can do legally? Can
you send him a writ or something like that?

I'm gonna talk to
Councilman Beckworth tomorrow.

He sponsored the rezone. Maybe I can
get him to drop some of the charges.

But if Ira pleads diminished
capacity, it's gonna be a tough one.

Oh, boy,
I just feel so awful.

Hey, hon, here's something
that might cheer you up.

What's that?

Isn't that the guy
you handed the blind girl to?

Oh, yeah, it is. Look at that.

"Good samaritan saves
blind girl from flames."

No kidding."Passerby Dave Tanner...

"risked his life in an
apartment fire last night...

"to save the life
of Judy Johnstone,

a blind resident
of the building."Let me see that.

"Tanner told reporters
that he was out for a walk."

Tanner. Tanner.
Dave Tanner.

"He said he saw the flames
leaping up from the first floor..."

Let me see that.
Oh-ho-ho.

Oh, boy. Uh, I hate to uh...
uh, frost your pipes...

anymore than they're already
frosted, Ralph, but, uh, that's...

Dave Tanner got his picture in
the newspaper. I don't believe it.

And he's definitely not
a good samaritan.

- What do you mean?
- It's Dave Tanner here.

"Torchy" Tanner.

Number one scummy...

on the arson squad's
dance card.

Dave Tanner is
a fire ghoul, Ralph.

- A what?
- He's a looter.

He picks a fire,
shows up, lays low.

In the confusion, slips in the building,
rips off the entire burning building.

Great. Well, Bill, maybe he was
in the area.

People stop and watch fires.
It happens, you know.

Torchy Tanner's sheet
goes back 20 years.

He is not a spectator.
He's a player.

Great. First I help Ira, and then
I'm turning an arsonist into a hero.

I ca... I can't believe that
someone up there really loves me.

Well, Ralph, now look.
I've gone along with this,

but your scenario here has turned
into a real pound of nothing.

Now, couldn't we just, you know,
hitch up the old jammies,

and vibe in on these escaped cons,

because I'm not putting it bluntly
when I say I'm looking down...

the business end of
a departmental reprimand here.

Huh? What do you say?
Huh, huh, huh?

You know, I'm not really
anxious to give this all up.

And l-let's suppose that
Pam's synopsis is correct.

I mean, maybe the guy's
out there,

and he's just standing there and
he happens to save this girl and...

No, it doesn't really
add up to much, does it?

Okay. Now, suppose...

I can prove to you
that this Torchy Tanner...

is the guy
that I say he is,

and that he was there
to rip off the building,

and that you used the suit to make
a hero out of a real slimeball.

Now, would you give up on this, huh?
Would ya? Would ya? Would ya?

I don't know.

Come on.
You'd do it for Bill.

Old Uncle Bill.
Old Uncle Wild Bill?

Who loves you, baby?
Huh? Huh? Huh?

You're overdoing it,
Uncle Bill.

Oh, all right.

Listen. We'll get together
for lunch, okay?

What? What are you, nuts? Hitting on
that broad. She was the bank manager.

You got to be nuts.
I wasn't hittin' on her.

I was pumping
for information. You're an idiot.

We got two cameras and three guards.
The vault's by the south door.

What time does
the bank close up? Around 3:00.

They all do. Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-what do you mean,
around 3:00?

Hey, take it easy, huh? What's the
big deal? We'll take the place.

Whack the guards and the citizens,
take the bread and split the country.

One, two, three.
Yeah, what about witnesses?

You stuck your face all
over the place in there.

There ain't gonna be any witnesses.
All we're gonna do is knock the joint over.

Old Torchy Tanner.
Wait till you meet this creep.

Right off the bottom of the bucket.
A real "scunge."

A bum's bum. Yuck.

You're gonna love him. Come on, Bill.
We don't need the hard sell.

Hi. Hey, you must be the Kagans from
12-C, right? Come on in.

It is so great to finally meet you.

Hey, wait a minute.
It's you. It's you.

You're the guy who did it.

- It's him.
- It sure is.

Okay, now you got all your intros
out of the way, I'll make mine.

Maxwell, F.B.I.
How you doin' there, Torchy?

Oh, well, look at this.
Look it. Look it.

I hope you're not using the
scriptures for kindling now, Torchy.

Look. You know, I... I... I think
that, uh, maybe I owe you a lot.

Mr. Tanner, Agent Maxwell here claims
that you are some kind of a firebug...

Wait a minute. Keep your voice down,
will you? H-Hey, you want to come in?

Come on. All right.

Okay. Oh, me without
my asbestos underwear.

Oh, well.
I'll take a gamble.

All right, look at this junk.
Ralph, what'd I tell you?

Listen. Uh, hey, you guys want some,
you know, coffee or cereal, like that?

- Cereal?
- Uh, we wanted to know...

what you were doing
at that building, Mr. Tanner.

Oh, well, just ask him.
He knows.

- Were you there to loot that place?
- Okay. Okay.

Yeah, that's why
I was there.

I mean, I heard the call on
the fire band of my radio.

- I went over there, and...
- Well, thanks, Torchy, for your invaluable time.

- And what? And what?
- And nothin', counselor.

Come on. Let's go. I proved my point.
Can we go and get some real work done?

You know, you figure that
you know yourself, you know?

I mean, you figure,
"Okay, I know what I am."

You don't have to like it.
But after a while, you stop...

You stop wonderin'
what you are,

and you just, uh, do what you
do, you know what I mean?

The old clock on the wall says
it's time to hit the trail.

- Wait a minute, Bill.
- And then you came along, Mr., uh... What is it?

Hinkley. Hinkley.

And you handed me
that girl.

And, wow,
all of a sudden, people.

I mean, people look at me, and they
say, "Dave Tanner is a hero."

A hero! I mean,
can you dig that?

- Yeah. Yep, yep.
- Ohh, time is wastin' here.

This banana flamb�
is talkin' in circles.

Can't we get out of here
and make tracks, huh?

Shut up, Bill. Yeah, shut up.

Shut up... You know, I thought you
guys were the couple from downstairs.

Lived down there
for five years.

We never
even said hello.

People called me up,
they wanted to shake my hand, you know?

I'm gonna get sick. And this!
This you would never believe,

but my own mother
called me up.

I mean, I haven't heard from her since I...
what... did the nickel jolt in Joliette?

My own mother called me.
I mean, can you believe that?

Stranger things have happened.

Are you listening
to this, Bill?

Bill?

Go on, Dave.
Go on.

So, I've been trying to
figure out, you know, like,

what to do
with my life.

I know I've been on
the wrong track so far.

Well, I... I know that now.

And I'm trying to get, like,
a... a grip on... on where I go from here.

Now, I know
I didn't save that girl,

but what if
I tried to, huh?

I mean,
maybe I could have.

Bill, isn't this terrific?
Are ya... A-Are you listening to this?

Yeah.
Yeah, I really am.

It's terrific. It's wonderful. Makes
my eyes water. Drivel always does that.

So I've been thinkin', you know.
I used to be Catholic.

And there is a place
up in Santa Barbara...

where I can go and, like,
you know, like, hang out...

and think,

and talk to the priests,
and, y-you know, try to...

Try to figure out
what all this means to me.

A monastery?

- A monastery?
- Yeah.

A monastery.

Torchy Tanner
in a monastery, Ralph.

That's a little hard to swallow
without making a mess on the rug.

You know, Bill,
I feel so good about what we're doing.

I'm sure this is what the
suit was meant to be used for.

That's wonderful, because, uh,
my career's going down the tubes right now.

On Monday, I'm finished,
unless I bring in these escaped cons.

Boring. How many times have I had
to sit through you telling me...

that unless you dropped everything
and jumped in with both feet,

Carlisle was gonna
fry your garbanzos? Okay.

How many times
have I had to hear that? Once or twice.

Once or twice? Ten or 20 times maximum!

At least. Ralph, come on. This time
I'm really fryin' here.

All right, I'm gonna find
some time for you, okay? Oh, good.

Let's finish what we're after before we go
to the next thing. That's all I'm saying.

All right, listen. I want you to drop me by
the courthouse so I can see Pam for a minute.

Wait a minute. Uh, do you mind if
I listen to the news for a minute?

This unexpected storm front
will cause temperatures...

to plunge well below freezing.

A travel advisory is in effect... There's
nothing that you can do about the weather.

Now, I'll get you
to the courthouse. Let's go.

Travelers and hikers are warned
to avoid unnecessary travel.

We go now to a live report from Allison
McKay at Angeles Crest National Park...

for our latest update on the young boy
who has been lost for almost 10 hours.

Unfortunately, we are still
waiting for a word...

from the northwest park units,

and descriptions of Jonathan
Neuman are now being circulated.

Johnny is eight years old, and when
last seen was wearing a baseball cap,

a plaid shirt
and tan corduroys...

when he wandered off from a family
outing very early this morning.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Any...

Anybody hear me?
Hello?

Anybody?

Why don't you let me help you, Mr. Hagert?

Because your kind of help ain't gonna
make no difference to me now, lady.

So, you go on and get all this fancy
lawyer stuff and get on out of here.

Oh, great.

I'm trying everything I can
to straighten this mess out,

and you're quitting on me.

I am 75 years old.
I want to quit, I'm gonna quit.

Now, Miss Davidson, you... you're
a little late trying to help me.

I mean, this thing has got me
just about pushed around the bend.

You just forget it. I can get a settlement
from the bank for your house.

And the district attorney has agreed to
review the charges filed against you.

What am I gonna do then?

I don't even mean that.

I mean this.

I keep thinkin'
I'm seein' things.

Seeing that young fellow
in a red suit...

flying right through
my roof and doing things!

I know. It must be
very frightening for you.

I don't scare easy.

But I know if I want to keep
half of what I got,

I got to find one
of them head doctors...

and just tell him I've been
seein' things.

Now, Mr. Hagert, please don't
tell the doctors what you saw.

It won't help us at all with your defense.

But I don't want you
to defend anything.

This is just between me and that head doctor
and that young fella I thought I saw.

You didn't see him, Miss Davidson.
You don't know what it's like.

Well, how'd we do?
Gonna get him out of here?

No, we're not. Ira's gonna end
up in a mental institution.

A what? Yep, he's gonna talk
to the city psychiatrist...

and tell him all about you
and the suit and everything.

Oh, no, he's not gonna
do that, is he? Oh, yes, he is.

What did you expect? We have enough
trouble handling it ourselves.

Oh, boy,
this is terrible.

Well, listen. I got him into
this, I'm gonna get him out.

You wait here.

Okay, John, open the door.

Hope you like dog food,
old man.

'Cause that's all we can
afford to feed crazies.

Oh, you've got to eat it
with your hands,

'cause you can't have
no spoon.

Oh, you want to eat it
on the floor, huh?

Door.

Hi, Ira.

It's me. You want to talk?
I am not talkin' to myself.

- You're not talkin' to yourself. You're talkin' to me.
- No. I'm not.

Ira, I know you think nobody cares
about you, but I care about you.

Now just give me a second to explain
before you go beatin' me up, all right?

What can you do?
You don't even exist.

I'm really goin' around the bend.
I wish Martha were here.

- She'd get a kick seein' me now.
- You're not goin' around the bend.

I'm tryin' to give you advice that's
gonna keep you from doing something...

that I know you're gonna regret.
All you're givin' me is a headache!

Now, will you get back in
my head where you belong?

That's what I want to talk to
the doctor about... alone.

You think you feel crazy?
How do you think I feel?

I got to wear this hideous
red suit around all the time.

Now, I didn't ask
for this suit.

Just like you didn't ask for your
house to be taken by the bank.

But it happened, Ira. It happened, and we
just have to learn how to live with it.

Now, wait a minute.
I don't have to learn to live with you.

That's what I'm gonna
talk to the doctor about.

- All right. Let's call the guard right now, okay?
- Huh?

I'm gonna prove to you
that I'm as real as you are.

Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Guard?

Open the door.

All right, old man.
Now what is all this screamin' about?

Oh, no, that wasn't...
I wasn't screamin'.

Well, what was you doin', climbin' the
walls, or you calling for your mama?

Huh! Aah! Hey, Wha...

Hey! Hey!

Huh!

Huh... Uh!

Open the door!

Help!

- Convinced?
- Well, at least you got my attention.

Okay, good.

Now, I'm gonna get you out of this, Ira.
The first thing is,

don't tell your good doctor
about me, okay?

Deal? Deal.

All right.

Excuse me.
Did you get through to him?

I think I did. Everything
is working out A-okay.

I want you to see what kind of a
bargain you can strike with the D.A.

Now, Ralph, Ira's still
gonna need a place to live...

until the finance company
reimburses him for his house.

All right. I gotta meet Bill in
a few minutes. Uh, don't worry.

I'm gonna figure out
a place that Ira can stay at.

Talk to you later.

Harlan?
My ex-partner, Harlan?

Well, yeah, Harlan. Harlan's blind, Bill.
Ira could be his eyes.

I mean, they'd be terrific
for each other.

Boy, this is startin'
to work out fine, isn't it?

What a weekend. Well, Ralph, I don't know
about puttin' old Ira...

with... with... with...
With, uh, Harlan.

I mean, come on. I'm not even sure that
Ira's got all his bats in the same belfry.

No, Ira's fine, Bill. He was a little confused
about me, but I straightened him right out.

Let's find somethin' else we can do, all right?
I mean, it's a good feeling, isn't it?

Well, I wonder if you'd like
to do a little, uh,

background vibe
and search for me on Ira.

This is his shirt.
I stopped by his house.Oh.

Bill, come on.
Ira's fine. Believe me.

Well, I don't want to put too fine
a point on it, Ralph, but come on.

Ira was ready to shoot it out with a
SWAT team yesterday all by himself.

I got to look out for Harlan.
He's my first partner.

I love him. He's like family,
and... All right. All right. All right.

If it'll make you happy,
I'll do it.

Yeah, what are you gettin'?

I'm getting a bank, Bill.
Federal Trust over on Forest and Lake.

All right, anybody moves,
and the twist buys it!

Bill, it's a bank robbery. What kind of
connection could Ira have with bank robbers?

- Boy, it beats me.
- Well, let's get over there.

Right there!
Get this thing movin'!

Come on! Come on!

Can't you get
this pig moving any faster?

Uh, I'm out of gas!

- Out of gas?
- Well, Ralph, it does happen sometimes.

Oh, boy. Bill, those must be the
same guys you were looking for.

Yeah. Really
a coincidence, huh?

Well, uh... Anyhow you get
out there and nail 'em down.

I'll call for backup.
Come on. Hop to it.

Don't let 'em get away
this time! This time?

Come on! Come on!

- Who's that?
- I don't know.

But he's gainin' on us.

I don't believe this.

You're the brains.
Think of somethin'.

Drive faster!

Come on!
Step on it, will ya?

Hello? Anybody hear me out there?
This is Maxwell.

Hello? I need some
backup out here.

You on the same cha... What is going on?
I don't believe this.

Everything is
comin' unglued today.

Goooh! What are you
doing to me?

Why don't you wear a bell? What happened to
the cons? Did you let 'em get away again?

No, I didn't let'em get away,
but, yeah, they got away.

Oh, God. Ira's, huh?

I just want to run it through our lab. I'll
get it back to you this afternoon. Thanks.

Okay, the A.P.B. is up. These scums
have probably already dumped the car.

We're gonna have to
vibe in on 'em.

I got one of the holdup masks,
so you can use that.

Aw, come on, Ralph.
You're not still sore at me, are ya?

Now, why would I
be sore, Bill?

Just because you tricked me into
holographing off those prison denims...

that Ira was supposed
to have worn. Well, I was desperate.

Well, don't you think it was
a little bit underhanded?

Underhanded?
I'll give you underhanded.

"You have to play 'Captain Nice
Guy, ' play 'Simon Says' with me,

do everything I say, or I'm out
of the crime-fighting business."

That's underhanded.
Give me a break. Give me a break.

Lost in the Angeles Forest.
Wait a minute. Listen.

The sudden drop in temperatures
have seriously hampered efforts...

to find the boy lost in the Alta Canyon
area of the Angeles Crest Forest.

Uh... That's important.
Let's go.

Yeah. Well, what about
these two creeps? Oh, come on.

Come on. They could kill somebody.
They're crazy. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

It is unlikely the boy
will be able to survive...

a second night in the wilderness,
if he is even still alive.

Okay. Come on.

Now this road runs alongside
Alta Canyon.

I'm gonna sweep it, and I'll check
back with you about every 15 minutes.

Okay. Take this with you.
I want you to wish me luck, all right?

Yep.
Bring him home, kid.

The park rangers and
volunteer search parties...

have called off their efforts...

to find the boy lost
in the Angeles Crest Forest.

A fresh cold air front
threatening snow...

has forced the
end of the search,

although search parties
will be on standby all night.

The hope of finding little
Johnny Neuman has grown thin.

Sometimes things don't work out

Like you plan

All you want to do

Is lend a hand

The good turn turns out bad

And happy comes out sad

Sometimes things don't work out

Like you plan

Sometimes people seem so hard

To find Jonathan, you all right?

Jonathan!

You can read their hearts

But not their minds

You wonder why you try

But only you know why

'Cause sometimes things work out

Just like you plan

Ah.

Oh, close that door, Ralph.

He's definitely in bad shape. He's
suffering from hypothermia and exposure.

Hypothermia.
Yeah.

Yeah. Lowered body temperature,
you gotta heat up the head and the trunk...

and forget the rest.

But first,
this heater doesn't do anything.

Forget the heater.
Just unbutton his shirt.Okay.

Okay, Ralph,
that's enough.

Ah... Whoa.

Who are you?

Bill Maxwell, F.B.I.

What?

Oh.
Yeah. Well, me too.

What'd he say? Well, he said he'd always
wanted to be a G-man,

since he was a kid.

All right.

Yeah, well, I guess
it's okay, you know,

saving a kid's life that got lost
in the forest and all that stuff.

Will you please stop trying to
force a halo down my throat?

You're the one that's been
talking about it all the way down.

I've just been sitting
here listening, Bill.

See, it only takes one good thing to
happen to make all of it worthwhile.

Well, I still have to nail those two
ex-cons before Monday, or lose my job.

I don't suppose that you want to bend
in my direction a little bit now.

All right. I might consider it,
seeing as how I have a little bit of time.

Okay, here we go.
Vibe in on that.

That's that stocking.
That's what the bank robbers had.

Very kinky bank robbers
you got here.

Oh, that's very funny.

All righty. Oh. See?
I can't even get it over my head.

Bill, this is a petite.
I'm sure I'm a junior miss.

Will you
put it on, please?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Okay, now.

Now, what are you gettin'? Oh, a headache.

You're blind too. Uh, I can't see.

I can't even
move my lips.

How do they breathe
through these things? Whoo!

- So, what are you gettin'?
- Okay. All right. I got something here.

What?

They're at the airport.

They're trying to get out of the country.

How are they gonna get on
an international flight?

I don't know,
but we're gonna find out.

Believe me, you're gonna
like it in South America.

I'd like it a lot better if I had a
piece with me. What are you, crazy?

You try to carry a gun on to a plane,
this whole place goes off like a...

Like a pinwheel machine.

Yeah? See you around.

Stop that.

I hope you can get
a fix on these guys.

If they're in the air already,
I'm a dead duck. I see 'em, Bill.

They're getting on that jet
right over there!

Hey! Hey, F.B.I.
We got to get through here!

Okay, hold it!
Everybody, hold it!

This flight is grounded!
Order of the F.B.I.

Now, which two...
Which, ta...

Ralph, which two?
I never saw a good look at 'em.

Those two guys runnin'
away right there, Bill.

Ohh. Uh...

Bob, check your scope. Do you have
anything taking off on one-niner left?

No.Look again.

Are you sure?
Something flew by and nearly hit us.

Now, that one drives
the rainbow trout crazy.

Yeah, I can see that,
the way it catches the light on the cast.

Uh-huh.

You know, watching these guys
makes me feel pretty good all over.

I think it's beautiful.
What do you say, Bill? About what?

I don't see why there isn't
room for what you both want.

Well...
Well, what?

Well, it's gettin' late,
that's what.

Well, let's go down
to the lake.

If you can catch 'em,
I can clean 'em.

I haven't held
a casting rod in years.

Okay, we're gonna see you boys
in a couple of days now.

Right, Bill.

I can't thank you folks enough for all
you done for me. I'm gonna repay you.

Ira, you've already
repaid us. Thank you.

Come on, Ira.

I gotta admit,
I haven't seen Harlan...

chuggin' around like this
since before the accident.

He's actually going fishing with Ira.

You know, Bill, what you're
feeling is probably exactly...

the way Dave Tanner felt the night everybody
thought he saved that little girl.

Torchy Tanner, up there with the
brothers, bald spot shaved on his head,

wearin' a gunnysack,
plantin' string beans in the garden.

I'm ready to believe anything.

Well, Ralph, your little
experiment was a success.Yep.

How about
a celebration dinner? Well...

We've still got a little
time left on the old ticker.

Why don't we find another,
uh, good deed out there?

Well, why the heck not?

Let's go
for the gold.

And just hours ago, a fire
of unexplained origin...

raged through the Brothers Retreat
in the Santa Barbara mountains.

The blaze apparently
originated in a room...

used to store gifts
to the Brothers,

a lay group vowed
to poverty.Coincidence.

And in other Southland news...
Short circuit?

Three helicopters will begin
spraying the insecticide...

Well, why don't we go get
some dinner and call it a day?

Assistant county agriculture...

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