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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,569 Look at what's happened to me 2 00:00:18,612 --> 00:00:22,442 I can't believe it myself 3 00:00:22,486 --> 00:00:26,490 Suddenly I'm up on top of the world 4 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:32,365 It should have been somebody else 5 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:36,456 Believe it or not I'm walking on air 6 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:40,765 I never thought I could feel so free 7 00:00:40,809 --> 00:00:44,421 Flying away on a wing and a prayer 8 00:00:44,464 --> 00:00:48,294 Who could it be 9 00:00:48,338 --> 00:00:53,430 Believe it or not it's just me 10 00:00:54,823 --> 00:00:58,696 Just like the light of a new day 11 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:03,745 It hit me from out of the blue 12 00:01:03,788 --> 00:01:06,660 Breaking me out of the spell I was in 13 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:10,795 Making all of my wishes come true 14 00:01:12,841 --> 00:01:16,627 Believe it or not I'm walking on air 15 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:21,197 I never thought I could feel so free 16 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,375 Flying away on a wing and a prayer 17 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,770 Who could it be 18 00:01:28,813 --> 00:01:34,253 Believe it or not it's just me 19 00:01:35,298 --> 00:01:38,823 Who could it be 20 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:43,480 Believe it or not it's just me 21 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:11,769 As dignitaries gather for this last rite for James J. Beck, 22 00:02:11,813 --> 00:02:15,468 it seems only fitting to recount his enormous accomplishments. 23 00:02:15,512 --> 00:02:17,470 Born in poverty when this country... 24 00:02:17,514 --> 00:02:19,777 was struggling for its economic life, 25 00:02:19,821 --> 00:02:23,650 he rose, in six decades, to such an awesome position of wealth and power... 26 00:02:23,694 --> 00:02:25,783 that one can only marvel at the feat. 27 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:27,959 How did he do it? 28 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:31,920 How did the son of a Kansas tractor salesman become one of the richest men in the world? 29 00:02:31,963 --> 00:02:35,662 Well, for that part of the story, we go to Jerry Dunphy in New York. 30 00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:37,664 Thank you, Keith. 31 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:40,711 America is a nation with a dream, 32 00:02:40,754 --> 00:02:44,149 and James J. Beck was the leading salesman of that dream. 33 00:02:44,193 --> 00:02:47,544 A man with no formal education... a high school dropout... 34 00:02:47,587 --> 00:02:50,155 You hear that, Mr. H.? This guy dropped out of high school. 35 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:53,811 ...and went every day to the public library and read every book, 36 00:02:53,855 --> 00:02:56,248 from soil cultivation to nuclear physics. 37 00:02:56,292 --> 00:02:59,643 You hear that, Tony? The guy had a job, and he went to the library. 38 00:02:59,686 --> 00:03:03,168 ...legends are made, and James J. Beck is a legend. 39 00:03:03,212 --> 00:03:08,695 The legend started in Kansas, in 1920, on property very much like this. 40 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:15,354 ...with his dead father's life insurance money... a mere 3,000 in cash... 41 00:03:15,398 --> 00:03:17,661 I wonder if some of you could hold it down a little bit, 42 00:03:17,704 --> 00:03:20,533 because some others are trying to watch this thing, okay? 43 00:03:20,577 --> 00:03:23,406 Hey, just eat your burger, huh? 44 00:03:23,449 --> 00:03:25,277 Guy's gonna be in there forever. 45 00:03:25,321 --> 00:03:27,627 Mr. Dunn wants this to go down smooth. 46 00:03:27,671 --> 00:03:30,935 You got the gas? I've always wanted to gas a fed. 47 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:33,111 I wanna thank the room... 48 00:03:33,155 --> 00:03:37,072 for being real social-minded and real understanding. 49 00:03:37,115 --> 00:03:39,378 Bye. 50 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:43,513 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Yeah? 51 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,926 What do we got here, boys? We're canvassing the area this morning. 52 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:49,780 We've got a petition here to increase the wages of federal employees. 53 00:03:49,823 --> 00:03:53,436 - Parking lots you're canvassing? - We need all the signatures we can get, sir. 54 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:57,483 Federal employees' salaries, huh? Well, I'm a federal employee. My salary stinks. 55 00:03:57,527 --> 00:04:00,834 Somebody ought to do somethin'. 56 00:04:00,878 --> 00:04:05,491 Uh, you got a lot of fine print here. Let's see. 57 00:04:05,535 --> 00:04:09,974 Uh... Yeah, that looks okay. I'll sign that. Let's see. 58 00:04:17,851 --> 00:04:20,854 Mr. Heath, please, if you don't mind. Just for a moment. 59 00:04:20,898 --> 00:04:24,641 I'm here with Jordan Heath who is president of Beck Industries. 60 00:04:24,684 --> 00:04:28,427 Mr. Heath, tell us, what's in the future for Beck Industries? 61 00:04:28,471 --> 00:04:32,736 Well, the company will miss the insightful leadership that Jim provided, 62 00:04:32,779 --> 00:04:37,480 but we know that the 10-year plan set up by J.J. Beck before he died... 63 00:04:37,523 --> 00:04:39,482 will continue to carry us forward. 64 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:41,963 Thank you very much. Okay, there you have it. 65 00:04:42,006 --> 00:04:44,661 Rhonda, will you get the lights for me. 66 00:04:44,704 --> 00:04:47,925 - No money. No connections. - No education. 67 00:04:47,969 --> 00:04:49,796 Come on, Tony. 68 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,713 The guy went to the library every day and read a book, for his entire life. 69 00:04:53,757 --> 00:04:56,586 Tony averages a book a day... A book of matches. 70 00:04:56,629 --> 00:05:00,546 Oh, yeah, man. For sure, and he goes to the library all the time too. 71 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:03,288 Right? It's, like, the best place in town to steal bicycles. 72 00:05:03,332 --> 00:05:06,291 These are just jokes, Mr. H. Don't take this too serious. 73 00:05:06,335 --> 00:05:10,774 I'll try not to, Tony. See, what I'm interested in here is this missin' will. 74 00:05:10,817 --> 00:05:13,646 A guy like Beck dies, and nobody knows who gets what. 75 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,866 Now, what is that? The man's an eccentric. 76 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:18,216 Yeah, but not to leave a will? 77 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,218 I don't understand it. 78 00:05:20,262 --> 00:05:22,501 Billions of dollars at stake, and the guy doesn't leave a will. 79 00:05:22,525 --> 00:05:24,266 Maybe he did. We don't know, Rhonda. 80 00:05:24,309 --> 00:05:26,268 The facts haven't all been tabulated yet. 81 00:05:26,311 --> 00:05:28,748 We'll probably be learning new things for weeks. 82 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:32,230 Have a good day, everybody. 83 00:05:38,149 --> 00:05:41,239 Tony, got a minute? 84 00:05:41,283 --> 00:05:43,981 Six math papers behind, guy. Is it six already? 85 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:46,897 I'd send a note home to your uncle, but he doesn't seem to read 'em. 86 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:50,161 You know my uncle. It's pretty hard to read through the bottom of a beer bottle. 87 00:05:50,205 --> 00:05:52,163 Well, listen. 88 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:56,385 If you flunk, you're not gonna graduate next year. Hey, Beck didn't graduate. 89 00:05:56,428 --> 00:06:00,519 Tony, I'm trying to show you that a guy can make it to the top from anywhere. 90 00:06:00,563 --> 00:06:04,349 Yeah, yeah. I get your drift. Hey, listen. 91 00:06:04,393 --> 00:06:06,786 Uh, why don't you meet me at my house in about an hour, 92 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:09,789 and I'll run over some of the algebra with you, help you out. 93 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:13,706 Gee, Mr. H., I'd love to, but I gotta go to my job at the drugstore. 94 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:17,232 - I'm savin' up to buy a wheat field. - I'll flunk you, Tony. 95 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:21,758 And all your friends are gonna pass you right on by. 96 00:06:21,801 --> 00:06:24,195 - That's blackmail. - That's life. 97 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:28,982 See ya in an hour. 98 00:06:30,854 --> 00:06:33,509 Let's take him.Right. 99 00:06:33,552 --> 00:06:38,035 We're with the teachers' union, and we'd like you to sign this petition. 100 00:06:38,079 --> 00:06:40,081 All right. You got a pen? 101 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:44,781 I sure have. 102 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:56,923 Take these keys. It's in the spare-tire well in the back. 103 00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:43,013 What's in this thing, Mr. Dunn? You got Hinkley? 104 00:07:43,056 --> 00:07:44,971 He's in the backseat. Get them both in that car. 105 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:46,973 Then wait here. I'll drive it in. 106 00:07:47,017 --> 00:07:50,281 So, the funeral is over, the casket has been lowered into the ground... 107 00:07:50,325 --> 00:07:53,328 and the last rites have been said over James J. Beck. 108 00:07:53,371 --> 00:07:56,069 This is Keith Asherman once again, 109 00:07:56,113 --> 00:07:58,420 back at the grave site of J.J. Beck, 110 00:07:58,463 --> 00:08:01,031 where the mourners are filing out slowly now, 111 00:08:01,074 --> 00:08:04,817 each pondering the future of Beck Industries... 112 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:07,907 The industrial giant that was J.J. Beck. 113 00:08:07,951 --> 00:08:11,084 Friends and relatives and business associates alike... 114 00:08:11,128 --> 00:08:13,565 have all come here today to pay their respects. 115 00:08:13,609 --> 00:08:15,828 I have to say, Jerry, 116 00:08:15,872 --> 00:08:19,745 J.J. Beck was perhaps the most controversial... 117 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:30,016 It's been accomplished. 118 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,018 A long journey, Marshall. 119 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:35,239 Made a couple of wrong turns, I think. 120 00:08:37,415 --> 00:08:42,333 But there are still unanswered questions: The missing will, the vast assets, 121 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:45,573 the struggle for power and control of the biggest corporate structure in America. 122 00:08:45,597 --> 00:08:49,384 One can only guess at how it all will end. 123 00:09:02,527 --> 00:09:04,964 He's alive. You're alive. 124 00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:07,053 Mr. Beck, I don't understand. Why are you alive? 125 00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:10,840 It's a long story, and, like most long stories, 126 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,495 it's complicated and full of intrigue. 127 00:09:13,538 --> 00:09:16,933 Oh, that's for a costume party. 128 00:09:16,976 --> 00:09:19,296 You see, I'm a teacher, and we're having a dance at school. 129 00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:21,633 I got that from United Costume Rentals. 130 00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:24,506 ...off of me! 131 00:09:24,549 --> 00:09:26,464 He's a schoolteacher, just like he said. 132 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:28,466 Over the last six months, 133 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:32,601 I've read several accounts of Agent Maxwell's arrests. 134 00:09:32,644 --> 00:09:35,473 Oh, Mr. Maxwell is a remarkable agent... 135 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,997 with a, uh... Resourceful instincts. 136 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:43,002 Agent William Maxwell is a very average, 137 00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:48,051 middle-level federal agent with a record of mediocre service. 138 00:09:48,094 --> 00:09:53,143 Hard-headed, uninspired... In short, a drone... 139 00:09:53,186 --> 00:09:56,102 With a limited performance record for 30 years. 140 00:09:56,146 --> 00:10:00,498 Well, I think that's a kind of a narrow, limited view of it, 141 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:02,500 if you don't mind my saying so, sir. 142 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:04,807 You two were in some secluded spot. 143 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:09,377 You were approached by an alien spacecraft, given this suit. 144 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:12,205 It has superpowers. 145 00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:14,207 You've been working as a team, 146 00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:16,688 fightin' evil influences in this hemisphere. 147 00:10:16,732 --> 00:10:19,996 I don't know what they're puttin' in your air bottle there, Mr. Beck, 148 00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:22,999 but you're beginning to sound like the after-dinner speaker at Bellevue. 149 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:25,697 I need your help. 150 00:10:25,741 --> 00:10:29,005 And if I don't get it, I'll expose you to the world. 151 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:37,056 - How many other people know about this, sir? - Only Marshall and myself. 152 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,886 The men outside were hired by Marshall. They know nothing. 153 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:44,803 Jordan Heath and my top officers were... 154 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:47,806 They were feeding Mr. Beck food that had no nutritional value. 155 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:50,374 He started to fade away, developed pleurisy. 156 00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,203 Finally, we were able to fly down Dr. David Springfield, 157 00:10:53,246 --> 00:10:57,555 who was his personal physician for almost the last 40 years. 158 00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:59,992 Drew up a will, had it notarized... 159 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:03,145 and Dr. Springfield pronounced him dead so that we could get him out of that room. 160 00:11:03,169 --> 00:11:07,260 We crashed the plane that was carrying his body back home supposedly. 161 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:09,959 The body we buried this afternoon was that of an indigent... 162 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,310 who was burned beyond recognition in a skid row fire. 163 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:16,182 I only have a few months left to live. 164 00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:20,143 Dr. Springfield was chosen to take the will to the federal government. 165 00:11:20,186 --> 00:11:22,145 That was a couple of days ago. 166 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:24,887 He never did arrive at his destination. 167 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:27,280 Uh-huh. Killed. 168 00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:31,633 Uh, bushwhacked, dead. Right? 169 00:11:31,676 --> 00:11:34,505 Of course not. How could you be so stupid? 170 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:38,683 I'm-I'm becoming very disappointed in you, Mr. Maxwell. 171 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:42,557 Well, you haven't seen me do my card trick yet. 172 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,125 Dr. Springfield is selling you out, isn't he? 173 00:11:46,169 --> 00:11:48,780 He took the will, and he's selling it to Jordan Heath for money. 174 00:11:48,824 --> 00:11:51,130 Yeah. That was my backup theory too. 175 00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:54,133 Show 'em the doctor's picture. 176 00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:56,527 He's in Las Vegas now. 177 00:11:56,571 --> 00:12:01,314 He's being paid across the roulette table in a hotel we own there. 178 00:12:01,358 --> 00:12:05,971 I need you and this suit to stop the payoff and recover the will. 179 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:08,452 Why should we help you, Mr. Beck? 180 00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:12,282 Because I left the entire proceeds of my fortune to charity. 181 00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:14,240 Why don't you just write a new will? 182 00:12:14,284 --> 00:12:17,287 I'd have to surface to admit this deception... 183 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,420 and die in the glare of publicity. 184 00:12:19,463 --> 00:12:23,815 I want these last months to pass in private. 185 00:12:23,859 --> 00:12:26,339 I need your help. 186 00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:30,300 Marshall here is too old, and I can't trust anybody else. 187 00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:33,172 I've researched you two. 188 00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:38,395 I don't think you would have been given this suit unless you could be trusted. 189 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:42,965 It's a gamble, I know, but then I'm used to taking chances. 190 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:46,229 Now, will you help me? 191 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:51,756 You know, it's, uh, a chance to make a big difference. 192 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,845 Think of all the poor that it would help. 193 00:12:53,889 --> 00:12:58,633 Well, come on, Ralph. Let's not get all misty here. 194 00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:04,465 Because in his whole life, Mr. Beck never fed so much as a parking meter. 195 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:09,470 I'm dyin', Mr. Maxwell. 196 00:13:09,513 --> 00:13:12,211 There comes a time, you know, when you start thinking... 197 00:13:12,255 --> 00:13:15,867 about what you are and how you've behaved... 198 00:13:15,911 --> 00:13:20,219 and how you'll account for those things in the world beyond. 199 00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:23,745 If you get the will back, you read it. 200 00:13:23,788 --> 00:13:26,051 You'll see that I'm telling you the truth. 201 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:28,271 And then, when you're convinced, 202 00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:30,403 you'll give it over to the authorities. 203 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,104 Bill. 204 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,498 It's a chance to do something, 205 00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:40,283 a chance to make a huge difference. 206 00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:42,851 I'm thinkin', weighing it... 207 00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:47,159 in my mediocre, uninspired, middle-level mind. 208 00:13:50,032 --> 00:13:53,992 Where's he get off callin' my career mediocre? 209 00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:57,692 Next to his, everybody's career is mediocre. What is so hot about his career? 210 00:13:57,735 --> 00:14:01,260 - Anybody can make money. - I can't believe I met J.J. Beck. 211 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:03,393 He should have had my section leader in Detroit. 212 00:14:03,436 --> 00:14:05,395 His career would've looked pretty crummy too. 213 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:08,964 We'll be in Las Vegas in a few minutes. I can't be seen with you. 214 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:13,098 You go to the Desert Air Hotel. That's the one that the Beck Industries own. 215 00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:16,449 That's where Jordan and his associates... all of his executives... headquarter. 216 00:14:16,493 --> 00:14:20,366 Now, use the suit to start winning. We don't have much time. 217 00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:23,761 You don't tell us what to do. I run the field operation, and I run the kid. 218 00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:27,896 Excuse me, but, uh, Irun the kid. Okay? Go on. 219 00:14:27,939 --> 00:14:32,335 Mr. Maxwell, you're a very shrewd and dedicated federal agent. 220 00:14:32,378 --> 00:14:37,209 I apologize for Mr. Beck's brusque way. He doesn't spare people's feelings. 221 00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:41,387 We have great respect for you and your position, and we are in your debt. 222 00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:43,520 Well, look, pal. He said it, I heard it... 223 00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:46,218 and I don't need a rubdown from the team doctor. 224 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:50,788 Um, excuse me, Mr. Dunn, but how do I clean out the bank? 225 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:54,270 You use the telekinesis powers of the suit to control physical matter. 226 00:14:54,313 --> 00:14:56,402 Yeah. That's the way you do it, Ralph. 227 00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:59,971 Excuse me, but uh, I don't, uh, follow. 228 00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:03,627 How do I, uh... How do I do that? 229 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:08,327 You make your mind a blank and push hard. 230 00:15:08,371 --> 00:15:11,350 Please don't pretend ignorance. I thought you were gonna try and be helpful. 231 00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:13,855 A lot is at stake. 232 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:24,387 I'm tellin' ya. These guys make me nervous. 233 00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:27,608 Blank and push. Blank and push. 234 00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:30,828 Ralph? 235 00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,048 Ralph! 236 00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:39,794 I did it. I did it. I moved it. 237 00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:42,492 All I have to do is make my mind perfectly blank, and I push. 238 00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:46,409 I don't think of anything. I just leave it open. It's kind of a vagueness. 239 00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:49,455 It was a terrific trick, kid. Why don't you try it again? 240 00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:52,391 Drop a plate of eggs on my lap. Better yet, a Mexican dinner or something. 241 00:15:52,415 --> 00:15:56,767 You wanna see me do it again? Watch this. I'll bring this magazine right over to you. 242 00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:59,378 - Now don't move. - Ralph? 243 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:02,730 Will you knock it off? 244 00:16:02,773 --> 00:16:05,360 I'm sorry, Bill. It's kind of got a pull to the left, but I'll work on it. 245 00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:09,345 I'm startin' to lose my middle-level temper here, Ralph. 246 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,479 Bill. 247 00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:16,569 Bill. 248 00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:18,310 How did he know that? 249 00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:28,407 Ralph, I'm just trying to show you... 250 00:16:28,451 --> 00:16:31,106 why Beck has got this unnatural opinion of my abilities. 251 00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:33,456 That's all. In Phoenix, for example, 252 00:16:33,499 --> 00:16:36,415 I had this terrible district chief... Kiel Kline. 253 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:39,201 "First in line" Kline we used to call him, 254 00:16:39,244 --> 00:16:41,203 'cause he always stole everybody's collars. 255 00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:43,311 You're not gonna be able to get very much career traction... 256 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:47,383 when your supervisor is stealin' your... your busts. 257 00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:50,952 So, that's what happened. 258 00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:54,390 You know, I've never been to Vegas. This is kind of exciting. 259 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,392 Yeah, as long as you dress right... 260 00:16:56,435 --> 00:16:58,481 You know, conservative, not too garish. 261 00:16:58,524 --> 00:17:01,179 Driver, uh, Desert Air Hotel. 262 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:05,749 So, uh, Bill, how long you had that coat? 263 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,752 Huh? Oh, uh, this old rag? 264 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:12,321 Well, I... You like it? Well, it's... It's different. Yeah. 265 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,586 Well, I just pulled this out of the old footlocker. You did, huh? Here. 266 00:17:16,629 --> 00:17:19,371 - What's that? - Price tag. 267 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:21,591 Oh. Well, imagine that. 268 00:17:21,634 --> 00:17:24,594 After all those times to the dry cleaner and everything. 269 00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:26,944 Anyhow, uh, with this new power of yours... 270 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:29,468 With this new power, I ought to be able to clean up in no time. 271 00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:31,557 Power? 272 00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,559 System. We're system bettors. 273 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:37,563 You wanna keep your nose on the yellow line, pal? You're payin' the meter. 274 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,652 We can have this conversation without you. 275 00:17:39,696 --> 00:17:42,699 - Wait a minute, Bill. I'm getting something. - Huh? 276 00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:45,484 Yeah. Some guys are after Dunn! 277 00:17:45,528 --> 00:17:47,965 - You see it? - I see that! 278 00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:50,881 He's runnin' back to the plane. Go! They got him. They got him. 279 00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:57,453 - They're putting him into the back of a station wagon. - I'm not drivin' no crazies. 280 00:17:57,496 --> 00:17:59,455 Get out! 281 00:18:03,328 --> 00:18:05,330 Ralph. Ralph! Ralph! This is a public street. 282 00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:07,550 There's a bush over there. Come on. 283 00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:10,901 You guys should get helmets. 284 00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:17,386 Hurry up, Ralph. You've gotta get back to that airport. 285 00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:26,177 Uh! Ohh! 286 00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:30,529 This is Global American Airlines, Flight 505, 287 00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:32,618 coming in for a final approach. 288 00:18:32,662 --> 00:18:34,925 Las Vegas Terminal, are we clear to land? 289 00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:39,364 Stand by, Global American. 290 00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:43,368 Global American 505, we got a U.F.O. comin' into Grid 16. 291 00:18:45,196 --> 00:18:48,634 Pull up! Pull up! 292 00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:50,985 You're on a collision course with a fast-closing object! 293 00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:54,423 - Watch out! - Whoa! 294 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,905 - No! - What was that? 295 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:20,405 I can't believe you let two guys in painted shirts take Dunn away from you. 296 00:19:20,449 --> 00:19:23,539 - That's unreal. - I almost went into the intake of a 747. 297 00:19:23,582 --> 00:19:25,996 What are you talkin' about? I'm not interested in creative excuses. 298 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,978 You're startin' to sound like Carlisle. 299 00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:30,304 The only thing you've been interested in since Beck stepped on your ego... 300 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:32,635 is grousing about your old bosses. 301 00:19:32,678 --> 00:19:36,267 Will you stop yakking at me? I'm getting a headache... a migraine. I haven't had one since Korea. 302 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,511 I almost go through a 20-ton Cuisinart, and you got a migraine headache. 303 00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,774 There it is. That's the one there. 304 00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:43,776 And that looks like Dr. Springfield. 305 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,736 All bets are down.20,000 down on 36. 306 00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:48,477 He's a half-million dollars ahead. 307 00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:54,526 See if you can put a jinx on the wheel. 308 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,616 Try not to knock everybody's drink in their lap. 309 00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,837 Make my mind blank and push. Blank and push. 310 00:20:00,881 --> 00:20:04,014 Mind is blank. It is blank. 311 00:20:04,058 --> 00:20:06,364 Hi. 312 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:10,673 Thirty-six red. Winner. 313 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,939 Great. That's really great work, Ralph. Well... 314 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,941 Will you stop foolin' around? 315 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,944 My senses are being accosted here. Would you give me a break. 316 00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:23,904 It's not easy to concentrate. Let's get a little closer. 317 00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:28,082 Oh, no. I don't believe it. Well, well. Look who's here. 318 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,998 Buster Billy. Who let you out? 319 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,652 Who is he? Who are you? Name of Mathews. 320 00:20:33,696 --> 00:20:37,743 See all them little holes on his face? He got those tryin' to learn how to eat with a fork. 321 00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:39,745 Your clock just ran out, Maxwell. 322 00:20:39,789 --> 00:20:42,705 I don't know who you are, but stay away from him. 323 00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:45,229 He's about to do a jackknife into a coffin. 324 00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:47,710 Colorful. Real colorful. 325 00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:52,106 Gee! Who's sittin' on that parole board? 326 00:20:52,149 --> 00:20:56,675 I had that guy up on a real good, solid second-degree murder beef. 327 00:20:56,719 --> 00:21:00,679 Got interesting friends, Bill. He's a wind machine. Forget him. 328 00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:05,075 Look. You gotta... You gotta concentrate and make your mind a total blank. 329 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,730 In this place, it's not real easy. You know what I mean? 330 00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:11,734 Well, think of a piece of white paper or something like that. 331 00:21:11,777 --> 00:21:15,825 White paper. That's a good idea. White paper. 332 00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:17,566 White paper. 333 00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:32,755 Holy... Moly! 334 00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:37,673 It's unbelievable! 335 00:21:37,716 --> 00:21:41,024 Oh, boy. I didn't mean to do that. 336 00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:43,809 Ralph, look what you did. I didn't mean to do it. 337 00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:47,335 Yeah, but, um... Listen. This is not the right time, 338 00:21:47,378 --> 00:21:49,337 but I got a couple weeks off in August. 339 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:54,037 We might think about comin' back up here. We could, uh, well, you know... 340 00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:57,736 Use the suit for, uh, personal gains, Bill? Huh? 341 00:21:57,780 --> 00:22:00,087 Roll some dice? Hit a couple jackpots? 342 00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:02,437 Well, uh... 343 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,093 No. I mean, we could also... We could have enough so that we could have our own, 344 00:22:06,136 --> 00:22:09,835 you know, crime-fighting, uh, center. All bets are down. 345 00:22:09,879 --> 00:22:14,231 Yeah? Will it have a pool and a furnished cabana? Come on, Ralph. 346 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:18,192 Give me a break. Boy, oh, boy. This is exactly what Beck was talkin' about. 347 00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:22,457 We are so easily corrupted. We have to stay away from that kind of temptation. 348 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:26,983 - How much money do you have? - Boy. 349 00:22:27,027 --> 00:22:29,507 Come here. Don't count it. Just give me that. 350 00:22:30,813 --> 00:22:33,772 Let's see what we got here. 351 00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:38,299 - Let's see. Uh, everything on double zero. - I'm betting 36 again. 352 00:22:38,342 --> 00:22:41,215 All bets are down. 353 00:22:41,258 --> 00:22:45,436 All right. Now, don't think about the glitter. 354 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,656 Don't think about the dames. 355 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,181 Make your mind a complete blank. 356 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:55,229 Forget everything. 357 00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:57,535 Don't look at anything that jiggles. Would you shut up! 358 00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:02,062 Thirty-six red. Winner! 359 00:23:02,105 --> 00:23:05,021 He won again. I wish I had this guy's luck. 360 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:14,944 That was pretty dumb, I guess. Oh, youdumb, Bill? 361 00:23:14,987 --> 00:23:17,033 Dumb? No.I said I was sorry. 362 00:23:17,077 --> 00:23:19,838 If you can't muster up a little concentration, I don't know what to tell you. 363 00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:22,014 Muster up some concentration? What are you talkin' about? 364 00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:26,260 You stand there right next to me and... and list the... distractions. 365 00:23:26,303 --> 00:23:29,698 Then you tell me to rip off the casino with my... with my suit... 366 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,700 after flicking insults at Godzilla. 367 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,094 How am I supposed to keep my mind blank, Bill? 368 00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:37,097 Let me have the rest of what you got. We're down to nickels and dimes. 369 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:40,535 What is this? 12.50? You gotta be kidding. 12.50. 370 00:23:40,578 --> 00:23:42,624 I have a middle-level income... 371 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:48,020 to match my middle-level, mediocre career, okay? 372 00:23:48,064 --> 00:23:51,111 You stay here, all right? I'll tend to the table. 373 00:23:51,154 --> 00:23:55,419 Oh, boy. Let me have, uh, 12.50 on two zeros, please. 374 00:23:55,463 --> 00:23:58,944 - Twelve dollars and 50 cents, sir? - Double zero. 375 00:24:03,514 --> 00:24:05,516 White paper. White paper. 376 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,781 A very, very... White paper. White paper. 377 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,523 White paper. White paper. White paper. 378 00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:18,573 Very, very white paper. 379 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,012 Double zero. Another winner. Double zero. 380 00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:25,101 All right! I won. 381 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,061 I won. 382 00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:31,847 You lose. I win. 383 00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:34,154 All right! I won. I won. 384 00:24:34,197 --> 00:24:37,200 Put it right there, please. I'm gettin' the hang of this. 385 00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:40,072 Uh... white paper. 386 00:24:40,116 --> 00:24:43,119 Okay. Let me try it again. I got the hang of this now. 387 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,167 This is Vern. Let me talk to Heath. 388 00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:50,300 Let me have this on double zero too, please. 389 00:24:50,344 --> 00:24:52,302 You're bad luck for me, mister. 390 00:24:52,346 --> 00:24:54,783 Why don't you try another table? 391 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:59,309 I like this table. Double zero, please. White paper. 392 00:24:59,353 --> 00:25:04,096 Yeah, we, uh, may have a guy with a magnet on roulette table number one. 393 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:08,884 That's the table where we're paying off Springfield, right? You're sure he's using a magnet? 394 00:25:08,927 --> 00:25:11,016 He knocked Dr. Springfield for 10,000. 395 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:13,584 I want that payoff completed in the next half hour. 396 00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:17,240 Take the limit off that table. I'm getting spooked about this deal. 397 00:25:17,284 --> 00:25:20,722 Too many old Beck employees are showing up. 398 00:25:20,765 --> 00:25:22,506 Should we bust the blond kid on table one? 399 00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:24,943 No. Just get rid of him. Throw him out. 400 00:25:24,987 --> 00:25:28,817 - I don't need the sheriff in here while we're doing this. - Right. 401 00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:37,042 - There's a four right there. - That's a hard four. 402 00:25:37,086 --> 00:25:39,610 Well, uh, I'm a little thin today, boys, 403 00:25:39,654 --> 00:25:42,570 but put those two down on the "Come" line, please. 404 00:25:44,049 --> 00:25:48,010 Maxwell. I got a good odds-on bet for you. 405 00:25:48,053 --> 00:25:50,926 I'll give you 6-to-5 you don't leave here with your pump runnin'. 406 00:25:50,969 --> 00:25:53,948 Well, Jilly, that's a real exciting project. Who you got workin' it for you? 407 00:25:53,972 --> 00:25:56,888 Well, not that I can't do it myself, but, just in case, 408 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,108 I got the Soledad class of '80 with me. 409 00:25:59,151 --> 00:26:01,850 Oh, well. 410 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,200 They must really have a revolving door in that joint. 411 00:26:04,244 --> 00:26:06,246 Uh, well. 412 00:26:06,289 --> 00:26:10,032 Mitchell, Travalina, Fat-jack brothers. That's great. 413 00:26:10,075 --> 00:26:14,079 Well, boys, I tell you what. I'm gonna ignore the fact... 414 00:26:14,123 --> 00:26:17,431 that you're all in violation of parole just bein' in the state. 415 00:26:17,474 --> 00:26:20,477 What I want is for you to go out the front door. 416 00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:23,698 Now. Real nice. If you do that, 417 00:26:23,741 --> 00:26:25,439 I'm gonna forgive you this one time. 418 00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:28,964 Take him, will ya. What? Wait a minute. 419 00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:31,967 Uh, excuse me, sir. Would you come with us, please. 420 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,099 How come? Just come with us. 421 00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:36,600 Why? I have my rights. I'm just playing here like everybody else. 422 00:26:36,624 --> 00:26:40,149 Sure. Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Bill! 423 00:26:40,192 --> 00:26:42,064 Bill! 424 00:26:45,328 --> 00:26:47,287 I'm gonna make this easy on you, kid. 425 00:26:47,330 --> 00:26:49,419 We know you're playing with electronic equipment. 426 00:26:49,463 --> 00:26:52,466 You get one strike around here for free. You had yours. 427 00:26:52,509 --> 00:26:55,120 What about my money? You guys have my winnings, you know. 428 00:26:55,164 --> 00:26:58,210 We got a saying in this town. "Cheaters never prosper." 429 00:26:58,254 --> 00:27:01,083 It's old, but we like it. Bye-bye. 430 00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:03,999 Well, wait a minute. Hey, you guys. 431 00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:06,175 Um, you know what... 432 00:27:10,222 --> 00:27:13,051 Okay, Maxwell, we're goin' for a little ride. 433 00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,097 We got that hole ready out in the desert, 434 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:17,099 but nobody had time to scare up a pine box. 435 00:27:17,142 --> 00:27:19,710 Ah 436 00:27:24,193 --> 00:27:25,847 Hi. Uh... Ah 437 00:27:27,239 --> 00:27:31,853 These are my... lucky undies. 438 00:27:31,896 --> 00:27:33,942 Ah Would you hold these? 439 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,990 All alone 440 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,644 In the danger zone 441 00:27:42,690 --> 00:27:46,737 Better keep your head or else you're dead 442 00:27:46,781 --> 00:27:49,131 You're on your own 443 00:27:54,223 --> 00:27:56,723 You guys really come prepared. I hope somebody brought the deviled eggs. 444 00:27:56,747 --> 00:27:58,793 All we're gonna have is hamburger. 445 00:27:58,836 --> 00:28:01,317 Welcome to Boot Hill. Come on. 446 00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:08,280 You got the power You got the power 447 00:28:08,324 --> 00:28:12,807 - You got the power - Oh, no! 448 00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:16,550 You got the power You got the power 449 00:28:16,593 --> 00:28:20,292 You got the power 450 00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:22,382 You got the power 451 00:28:22,425 --> 00:28:25,167 - White paper! White paper! - Ralph! 452 00:28:28,431 --> 00:28:30,390 - You got the power - White paper! White paper! 453 00:28:31,826 --> 00:28:35,786 - You got the power - Ralph! 454 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:39,050 You got the power 455 00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:43,141 You got the power 456 00:29:05,381 --> 00:29:07,514 Get off my face! 457 00:29:07,557 --> 00:29:11,518 Hey, Maxwell! Let us out of here! We're gonna cook in here! 458 00:29:11,561 --> 00:29:13,607 A tasty treat. 459 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:16,523 Four of them, Bill. Do you have any friends in this town? 460 00:29:16,566 --> 00:29:18,699 Uh, a few, Ralph. Come back here, Maxwell! 461 00:29:18,742 --> 00:29:21,528 And maybe the highway patrol, I hope. 462 00:29:34,018 --> 00:29:36,194 Okay. It's all here. 463 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:41,330 When do you deliver J.J.'s will? 464 00:29:41,373 --> 00:29:43,506 I'm not stupid enough to have it here in Vegas. 465 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:47,292 I'll mail it to you when I feel I'm safe. Now, don't worry, Jordan. 466 00:29:47,336 --> 00:29:50,426 Ten million dollars will last me the rest of my life. 467 00:29:50,470 --> 00:29:52,559 I'm not gonna go through something like this again. 468 00:29:52,602 --> 00:29:54,517 You'll get the will. 469 00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:00,871 I'd like you to walk me to the parking lot... 470 00:30:02,699 --> 00:30:05,789 just as a precaution. 471 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:14,319 - What's that? - The will. 472 00:30:22,763 --> 00:30:27,463 Uh, sir? Sir? 473 00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:33,861 Don't say it, all right? I don't have to say it. That's the fifth car, Ralph. 474 00:30:33,904 --> 00:30:36,603 This is not working. You're gonna have to fly out of here. 475 00:30:36,646 --> 00:30:40,258 If you don't stop Springfield from sellin' that will, it's all gone for nothing. 476 00:30:40,302 --> 00:30:42,347 Give me the sending unit. 477 00:30:45,481 --> 00:30:47,570 All right, Bill. I'll fly. 478 00:30:47,614 --> 00:30:50,530 I hate it, but I guess there's no other way. 479 00:30:50,573 --> 00:30:52,836 No one's gonna stop for a hitchhiker... 480 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,925 walkin' down the highway in his underwear. 481 00:30:54,969 --> 00:30:57,711 Springfield's probably out of town by now. 482 00:30:57,754 --> 00:31:00,278 Wait a second. 483 00:31:00,322 --> 00:31:02,846 Okay, now. Go ahead. 484 00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:26,348 It's Dr. Springfield. He's dead. 485 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,270 I don't really give a damn about any of that. 486 00:31:35,313 --> 00:31:37,272 I think you've been lyin' to us, mister. 487 00:31:37,315 --> 00:31:40,667 Come on, Bill. You don't have to talk to him in that tone of voice. 488 00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:43,495 Maybe you could try to get a grip on yourself, Mr. Maxwell. 489 00:31:43,539 --> 00:31:45,497 Is that right? Well, I'll tell ya. 490 00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:48,370 You may have been J.J. Beck to the rest of the world, 491 00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:53,810 but you were as crooked as a dog's hind leg, and I think you still are. 492 00:31:53,854 --> 00:31:55,856 Who are you really, Mr. Beck? 493 00:31:55,899 --> 00:31:58,336 How did you know about that spaceship? 494 00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:02,732 How did Mr. Dunn know about telekinesis? He told me how to do it. 495 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:05,256 It's in your instruction book. 496 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,258 What? How do you know about the book? 497 00:32:09,913 --> 00:32:14,744 Did you ever wonder how J.J. Beck made his fortune? Huh? 498 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:20,228 A high school dropout who bought a wheat field in Kansas. 499 00:32:21,403 --> 00:32:25,537 I just loved flying. Aviation, yeah. 500 00:32:25,581 --> 00:32:29,498 I had this dream we could bring civilization into a new era, but... 501 00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:31,631 I was wrong. 502 00:32:31,674 --> 00:32:34,677 With speed comes hazards. 503 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:38,463 Our country... our-our world... is careening down a pipe out of control. 504 00:32:38,507 --> 00:32:44,513 - We're headin' for oblivion. - Yeah, well, we can get all that on Sermonette. 505 00:32:44,556 --> 00:32:48,517 - You had a suit... like mine, didn't you? - What? 506 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,998 Didn't you? 507 00:32:52,695 --> 00:32:56,612 That spaceship approached you out in the desert and gave you a suit. 508 00:32:56,656 --> 00:33:00,529 And Marshall Dunn was your partner, 509 00:33:00,572 --> 00:33:02,792 much the same as Bill is mine. 510 00:33:02,836 --> 00:33:08,450 I used the power badly. I became greedy. 511 00:33:08,493 --> 00:33:11,496 Oh, I convinced myself it was for the good of man, 512 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:14,064 but really it was just for the good of J.J. Beck. 513 00:33:14,108 --> 00:33:17,502 And Marshall, he left me in disgust 20 years ago. 514 00:33:17,546 --> 00:33:21,898 By then, you know, I became bitter, aggressive, 515 00:33:21,942 --> 00:33:25,859 bent on destroying anyone that stood in my way. 516 00:33:25,902 --> 00:33:30,428 You know, I've been thinking a lot about that, Mr. Beck. 517 00:33:30,472 --> 00:33:34,345 You know, hundreds of years ago, a Lord Acton said something. 518 00:33:35,869 --> 00:33:40,743 He said, "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." 519 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:43,224 I tried to fight it. I tried. 520 00:33:43,267 --> 00:33:48,316 God, I tried, but... I wanted so much. 521 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:52,189 And all this stuff about... about the will, giving it to charity. 522 00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:54,278 Is that the payback? 523 00:33:54,322 --> 00:33:59,109 Let me paint you a picture, Ralph. Mr. Beck here is online... 524 00:33:59,153 --> 00:34:01,155 The final countdown. 525 00:34:01,198 --> 00:34:05,376 A few more months and, uh, he's gonna be... 526 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:09,424 He's gonna be wanderin' around up there... 527 00:34:09,467 --> 00:34:12,775 lookin' for a harp and a fluffy white cloud. 528 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,867 He's tryin' to buy himself a good seat on the ark. 529 00:34:17,911 --> 00:34:21,610 You have a unique talent for bluntness, Mr. Maxwell. 530 00:34:21,653 --> 00:34:24,439 Well, sir, uh, that used to be your trademark. 531 00:34:27,137 --> 00:34:31,185 I bought out Harlan Air Corporation in 1935. 532 00:34:31,228 --> 00:34:34,884 Sidney Harlan designed the radial engine airplane. 533 00:34:34,928 --> 00:34:38,627 Oh, I did everything to destroy him and his subsidiaries. 534 00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:41,804 And then I put on my suit, a suit much like yours... 535 00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:44,546 but different in many ways. 536 00:34:44,589 --> 00:34:48,680 I became invisible, and I went to his house. 537 00:34:48,724 --> 00:34:52,423 I just wanted to see how badly I had him cornered. 538 00:34:55,296 --> 00:35:00,040 I snuck up the stairs. I stood there in his room, 539 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,129 and I watched. 540 00:35:02,172 --> 00:35:05,654 Everything he loved, I had taken away from him. 541 00:35:05,697 --> 00:35:07,787 His wife was leaving. 542 00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:10,224 I stood behind him, invisible, 543 00:35:10,267 --> 00:35:14,924 and watched through the window as she drove away. 544 00:35:14,968 --> 00:35:19,711 Oh, I... I felt bad when I left, sure, 545 00:35:19,755 --> 00:35:22,453 but I won. 546 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:25,021 I won my airplane. 547 00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:30,505 I was outside the house when I heard the shot. 548 00:35:33,247 --> 00:35:37,251 It wasn't worth it, was it, Mr. Beck? 549 00:35:37,294 --> 00:35:39,557 All the money and... 550 00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:42,865 all the power, and you're still unhappy. 551 00:35:42,909 --> 00:35:45,912 Well, sometimes you have to look back, you know, 552 00:35:45,955 --> 00:35:51,439 to understand where you were and what you did. 553 00:35:53,658 --> 00:35:57,445 Look at me, Ralph. It's your chance to look forward. 554 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,361 Remember what you see. 555 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:07,498 We'll help you, Mr. Beck. We'll help. 556 00:36:09,196 --> 00:36:12,112 Lord Acton sure knew what he was sayin'. 557 00:36:12,155 --> 00:36:16,725 I wonder if he... If he had a suit too. 558 00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:20,598 I wonder how long you two can hold out. 559 00:36:20,642 --> 00:36:23,297 I wonder. 560 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:26,561 I just wonder. 561 00:36:36,397 --> 00:36:39,052 Sir, this is, uh, probably a kook, 562 00:36:39,095 --> 00:36:41,663 but there's a guy on the private line who says he's J.J. Beck. 563 00:36:41,706 --> 00:36:44,100 You know his voice. Is it him? 564 00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,233 Well, sir, that's the point. I think so. 565 00:36:46,276 --> 00:36:49,627 Much weaker, but, uh, yeah, I think it's him. 566 00:36:51,803 --> 00:36:53,544 He wants to talk to you. 567 00:36:58,723 --> 00:37:02,510 - Who is this, please? - J.J., back from the grave. 568 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,295 Rich Little does impressions. I like a joke. 569 00:37:05,339 --> 00:37:07,471 Take it to the main room. The will. 570 00:37:07,515 --> 00:37:10,537 You went to a lot of trouble to get that will from Dr. Springfield, didn't you? 571 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,737 Only I'm going to court tomorrow and write a new one, 572 00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:14,739 and this one's goin' on public record. 573 00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:17,003 I still don't believe I'm talking to Jim Beck. 574 00:37:17,046 --> 00:37:20,354 Polo Lounge, Los Angeles, 1968. 575 00:37:20,397 --> 00:37:22,356 You cleaned out Robert Price for me. 576 00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,793 Sixteen cents on the dollar, huh? 577 00:37:24,836 --> 00:37:27,448 We put that one over on the government pretty good, didn't we? 578 00:37:27,491 --> 00:37:30,451 You and me and Marshall were the only ones who knew. 579 00:37:30,494 --> 00:37:32,453 Do you want more now? 580 00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:34,846 Welcome back, J.J. 581 00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,979 Unfortunately, I've got control. 582 00:37:37,023 --> 00:37:39,155 Well, I can fix that. 583 00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:44,117 I've also got Marshall Dunn. He could fall down in traffic. 584 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,947 I also know how much you hate the bright lights, J.J. 585 00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:51,602 Sounds to me like we have the makings of a nice negotiation. 586 00:37:51,646 --> 00:37:55,867 Yeah. Trouble is, how do we survive this thing? 587 00:37:55,911 --> 00:37:59,523 Remember Phyllis Anderson's property east of here? Yeah. 588 00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:05,399 It's got a nice landing strip and, uh, surveillance from a distance. Remember? 589 00:38:05,442 --> 00:38:08,228 You wanna say in an hour or so? And bring Marshall. 590 00:38:08,271 --> 00:38:10,491 And be sure he's pretty healthy, will ya? 591 00:38:10,534 --> 00:38:13,407 Of course, neither of us is gonna be alone, you know. 592 00:38:15,017 --> 00:38:17,541 I gotta take care of this. 593 00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:20,805 See, I've giving you this envelope, Mr. Hinkley. 594 00:38:20,849 --> 00:38:24,331 In case it doesn't work out, you see that it's executed. 595 00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:27,029 You're the only one I'm sure is gonna walk away. 596 00:38:28,944 --> 00:38:31,903 We'll take the chopper on the roof. 597 00:38:31,947 --> 00:38:34,036 Bring a guy with a rifle and a nightscope. 598 00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:03,500 Well, I gotta hand it to you, Mr. Beck. 599 00:39:03,544 --> 00:39:06,895 You're a tough customer. Doesn't make any difference what you say about me. 600 00:39:06,938 --> 00:39:10,855 I gotta respect a tough guy. You handled that negotiation like a pro. 601 00:39:10,899 --> 00:39:14,772 I was wrong about you, Maxwell. I think you're a real pro. 602 00:39:14,816 --> 00:39:17,340 Thank you, sir. 603 00:39:17,384 --> 00:39:20,691 Oh, this is strange for me. 604 00:39:20,735 --> 00:39:22,911 Marshall and I, we... We had such plans. 605 00:39:22,954 --> 00:39:26,088 We were gonna do so much, and it just... 606 00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:28,873 Just went astray. 607 00:39:28,917 --> 00:39:31,006 Yeah. Yeah. 608 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:33,443 Boy, you know, Ralph, it was startin' to happen to us. 609 00:39:33,487 --> 00:39:35,445 It really was. I could feel it. 610 00:39:35,489 --> 00:39:40,755 The money and the power and our own private crime center, with pool. 611 00:39:40,798 --> 00:39:42,931 Mr. Beck. Hmm? 612 00:39:42,974 --> 00:39:46,282 You see, Bill and I don't have the instruction book. You... 613 00:39:46,326 --> 00:39:50,765 We lost it. 614 00:39:50,808 --> 00:39:54,899 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 615 00:39:54,943 --> 00:39:56,814 There. 616 00:39:56,858 --> 00:39:59,904 We were hoping that you could help explain how the suit worked. 617 00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:06,781 Not havin' that instruction book might be your salvation, Ralph. 618 00:40:06,824 --> 00:40:11,742 It could minimize your power, keep you on the defensive. 619 00:40:13,396 --> 00:40:17,270 Huh. You know, I never thought about it like that. Maybe he's right, Bill. 620 00:40:17,313 --> 00:40:19,987 Are you kidding? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. 621 00:40:20,011 --> 00:40:24,364 Look, Mr. Beck. Ralph and I are floatin' around, and it's fruit salad. 622 00:40:24,407 --> 00:40:26,975 We're lost. We can't do anything right. 623 00:40:27,018 --> 00:40:30,892 And don't give me that Lord "Asher's" theory either.Acton. 624 00:40:30,935 --> 00:40:35,940 Some 16th-century bozo with puffed-out pants is not the answer here. 625 00:40:35,984 --> 00:40:38,943 Sir, we need that book. Oh, it doesn't matter. 626 00:40:38,987 --> 00:40:43,383 They took my suit away 20 years ago along with the book. 627 00:40:43,426 --> 00:40:45,994 I'd done enough damage on my own. 628 00:40:47,822 --> 00:40:52,043 Don't worry, Ralph. You'll work out your problems with the suit. 629 00:40:52,087 --> 00:40:56,613 Only I hope and I pray you do better than I. 630 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:03,272 Okay. 631 00:41:03,316 --> 00:41:05,361 There they are. 632 00:41:13,064 --> 00:41:15,066 I'll get your chair, sir. 633 00:41:15,110 --> 00:41:18,374 No. I'm gonna have this meetin' on my feet. 634 00:41:18,418 --> 00:41:20,898 Stay here. 635 00:41:20,942 --> 00:41:23,858 They won't try anything until they know what the odds are. 636 00:41:23,901 --> 00:41:25,947 You're through callin' the shots here. 637 00:41:25,990 --> 00:41:29,646 I'm goin' with you, and Ralph's gonna fly high cover. 638 00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:33,346 As you wish. Good luck, sir. 639 00:41:42,224 --> 00:41:45,009 Let me see Marshall before you come any closer. 640 00:41:58,545 --> 00:42:01,112 It's a long time... 641 00:42:01,156 --> 00:42:04,986 since our first projects together in Denver, isn't it, Jordy? 642 00:42:05,029 --> 00:42:07,293 Let's cut the small talk and get to the deal. 643 00:42:07,336 --> 00:42:09,904 Small talk is an old man's diversion. 644 00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:11,906 Now, let's get on with it and get it over with. 645 00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:15,083 I don't know who you are, but it is over. 646 00:42:34,102 --> 00:42:37,975 Get me up. Is everybody all right? 647 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,134 Mr. Beck, is anything the matter? 648 00:43:06,177 --> 00:43:09,050 Don't you see it? 649 00:43:13,489 --> 00:43:16,362 Oh, boy. Here they come... the green guys. 650 00:43:18,494 --> 00:43:22,106 Gotta pay the last bill in person. 651 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,589 Make sure it's not a big one. 652 00:43:28,983 --> 00:43:32,073 I'm coming with you, J.J. 653 00:43:33,553 --> 00:43:37,557 Stay here. They want me too. 654 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,951 I can feel it. There's no way to resist. 655 00:43:40,995 --> 00:43:42,779 There isn't? There isn't? 656 00:43:42,823 --> 00:43:46,043 What do you mean? What are you talkin' about? You can resist anything. 657 00:43:46,087 --> 00:43:49,090 Let's go, J.J. We started together. 658 00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:51,048 We'll end together. 659 00:43:52,789 --> 00:43:55,139 Where's... What is he... 660 00:43:55,183 --> 00:43:58,578 What's he talkin' about? Where is he goin'? 661 00:43:58,621 --> 00:44:00,884 Ralph, I hate this. I really do. 662 00:44:00,928 --> 00:44:04,018 I don't know, Bill. They... They seem to wanna go. 663 00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:06,325 Huh? 664 00:44:17,031 --> 00:44:21,165 I tried. I really tried. 665 00:44:35,441 --> 00:44:39,096 It's okay. We're okay. 666 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:43,187 That was awesome. Yeah, awesome. It's awesome. 667 00:44:43,231 --> 00:44:45,451 Don't worry about it, kid. I'm with ya. 668 00:44:45,494 --> 00:44:48,192 We're in this thing together, like it or lump it. 669 00:44:56,418 --> 00:44:58,333 Hey, Bill! 670 00:45:03,512 --> 00:45:06,428 What brings you over this way? 671 00:45:08,474 --> 00:45:10,693 Yeah. Uh... 672 00:45:10,737 --> 00:45:12,695 Yeah. 673 00:45:12,739 --> 00:45:17,483 Well, uh, boy, look at all these sleds here. 674 00:45:17,526 --> 00:45:22,618 Uh, you got enough vehicle violations here to... 675 00:45:22,662 --> 00:45:26,579 To-to-to service a traffic division for a whole year. 676 00:45:26,622 --> 00:45:28,581 "Morning, Ralph. How you doin'?" 677 00:45:30,931 --> 00:45:35,109 Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, listen, um, 678 00:45:35,152 --> 00:45:37,459 Ralph... What's on your middle-level mind, Bill? 679 00:45:38,808 --> 00:45:44,292 Uh, I... I hope we're not gonna carry that, uh, 680 00:45:44,335 --> 00:45:47,774 little joke around too much longer, okay, Ralph? 681 00:45:47,817 --> 00:45:49,776 What's on your mind, Bill? 682 00:45:49,819 --> 00:45:51,865 Or what's not? 683 00:45:51,908 --> 00:45:53,562 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 684 00:45:53,606 --> 00:45:56,217 I just... Bill, I feel so good. 685 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:59,133 Have you seen these headlines? 686 00:46:01,352 --> 00:46:03,529 Yeah, I saw it. 687 00:46:03,572 --> 00:46:07,184 Yeah. All that loot goin' to feed a bunch of guys... 688 00:46:07,228 --> 00:46:10,536 whose entire lifework is sittin' in front of a liquor store all day. 689 00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:14,496 Yeah. Well, it'll be in probate for about five years, 690 00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:16,498 but, I mean, we... We did it, Bill. 691 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:20,067 We actually changed something. What is wrong with you? 692 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,678 The thing that's buggin' me... I haven't slept for three nights. 693 00:46:22,722 --> 00:46:26,726 Um, the thing that I don't... 694 00:46:26,769 --> 00:46:29,163 That I don't wanna have happen, is, uh... 695 00:46:31,295 --> 00:46:33,341 Uh... Bill, should I take a ticket and sit down? 696 00:46:33,384 --> 00:46:35,256 What's on your mind? Come on. Spit it out. 697 00:46:37,301 --> 00:46:39,303 Okay. 698 00:46:41,088 --> 00:46:43,220 When we... 699 00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:49,313 croak, finally, 700 00:46:49,357 --> 00:46:52,969 do you think... that the, uh... 701 00:46:55,363 --> 00:47:00,847 You know, the, uh... Come on. You know. 702 00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:03,937 That they're gonna come down and-and-and... 703 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:06,026 And snap us up the way they did Beck? 704 00:47:06,069 --> 00:47:09,725 Do you think that we're gonna be... 705 00:47:09,769 --> 00:47:14,817 flyin' around in the sky with the little green guys for-forever? 706 00:47:18,429 --> 00:47:20,519 Ralph, this is not funny. 707 00:47:20,562 --> 00:47:24,697 I think that's... terrific, Bill. That's terrific. Huh? 708 00:47:24,740 --> 00:47:27,134 I think that would be a wonderful experience. 709 00:47:29,223 --> 00:47:31,399 Well, yeah, it's an experience, sure. 710 00:47:31,442 --> 00:47:35,316 And it's uplifting, I'm sure, but I-I... I have this little, you know, 711 00:47:35,359 --> 00:47:39,886 conventional need to get buried in the ground at Forest Lawn, Ralph. 712 00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:42,366 With a little stone that says, "Here lies the fed..." 713 00:47:42,410 --> 00:47:45,152 "who busted his acorn tryin' to do the right thing. 714 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,937 He didn't lie, cheat or steal. He was a good guy." 715 00:47:47,981 --> 00:47:50,200 I need... You think that might happen? 716 00:47:50,244 --> 00:47:54,204 You think they might come down and pick us up and take us away? Ralph! 717 00:47:54,248 --> 00:47:57,686 - That's a wonderful idea. - That's a horrible idea. 718 00:47:57,730 --> 00:47:59,122 - It's wonderful. - It's horrible. 719 00:47:59,166 --> 00:48:01,472 - It's wonderful. - It's horrible. 720 00:48:01,516 --> 00:48:07,087 You know it isn't easy You know it ain't easy 721 00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:09,480 No one said that it would be 722 00:48:09,524 --> 00:48:14,790 You know it isn't easy You know it ain't easy 723 00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:16,705 Oh, yeah 724 00:48:16,755 --> 00:48:21,305 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60513

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