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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,500 [wind blowing] 4 00:00:44,916 --> 00:00:46,333 [suspenseful music playing] 5 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:50,750 [narrator] Though many know the tragic love story 6 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,541 of Antony and Cleopatra, 7 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,625 the wayward Roman general 8 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,833 who fell madly in love with the enchanting Egyptian queen, 9 00:00:57,916 --> 00:00:59,916 both of them taking their lives 10 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,083 rather than face a world without each other, 11 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:05,041 few know the secret story 12 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:09,500 of the most sought-after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time. 13 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:12,625 The mystery of Cleopatra's third egg. 14 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:17,541 On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion, 15 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:21,625 Mark Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs, 16 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:24,166 each one more exquisite than the last. 17 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:29,750 For centuries, these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor. 18 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:32,041 But then, in 1907, 19 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:36,625 just outside of Cairo, a local farmer unearthed two of them. 20 00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:39,833 Some say the third egg was never found. 21 00:01:39,916 --> 00:01:41,708 Others claim it was discovered, 22 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:45,791 but just as quickly lost, never to be seen again. 23 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:49,166 Join us as we explore that very question. 24 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,791 What happened to Cleopatra's lost egg? 25 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,833 Who may hold it in their possession? 26 00:01:53,916 --> 00:01:56,916 And most importantly, will we ever see the day in which 27 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,208 all three eggs are reunited for the first time in over 2,000 years? 28 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:06,375 Cleopatra's first egg is on display for all to see 29 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:10,333 at the world-famous Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome. 30 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:13,875 The second egg has been sold at auction numerous times 31 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:16,375 and currently is held in a private collection. 32 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:18,625 [dramatic music playing] 33 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:35,166 [machinery whirring] 34 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:57,875 [tires screeching] 35 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:00,958 [siren blaring] 36 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,666 [brakes screeching] 37 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:16,208 [indistinct chatter] 38 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:17,375 You're not a cop. 39 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,041 You're right, I'm not. 40 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,500 You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here. 41 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,208 So no American cowboy stuff. 42 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,083 Don't worry. Left my chaps at home. 43 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:26,625 You sure about this? 44 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,541 I know how he thinks. He's gonna do it today. Trust me. 45 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,041 All right, then, here we go. 46 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:36,458 [woman speaking Italian] 47 00:04:37,791 --> 00:04:39,666 -[man in English] Impossible. -I'm not asking. 48 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,166 You need to shut the museum down, evacuate your visitors, 49 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,458 and seal all ingress and egress points immediately. 50 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:47,000 And Interpol has the authority to compel me to do so? 51 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,500 Don't test me, Director. 52 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:49,625 You should listen to her. 53 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,208 And who are you? Her bodyguard? 54 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,791 This is Special Agent John Hartley of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit. 55 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,791 He's a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime. 56 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,166 You don't look like a profiler. 57 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,958 Yeah, I get that a lot. 58 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:06,541 Forty-one hours ago, Agent Hartley received credible intelligence that 59 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:10,000 the most wanted art thief in the world, a man named Nolan Booth, 60 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,583 intends to steal the Egg of Cleopatra today. 61 00:05:13,916 --> 00:05:15,750 Who provided you this information? 62 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:16,833 The Bishop. 63 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,458 You cannot be serious. 64 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:23,125 My dear, The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world. 65 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:25,250 It's a catch-all concept. It's someone to blame 66 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,041 when you and your friends in law enforcement 67 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,541 are too incompetent to solve the case. 68 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:33,208 Listen to me, unless we stop it, that egg is gonna be stolen today. 69 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,000 In fact, it may already be gone. 70 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:45,333 [guard speaking Italian] 71 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:47,416 [regal musical flourish] 72 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,416 [in English] Already gone, you say? 73 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:58,833 Now, if you'll excuse me, Inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call. 74 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:04,000 Do you have thermal sensors in this room? 75 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,041 -Of course we do. -Show it to me. 76 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,833 [director] You're wasting our time. 77 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:21,708 What, may I ask, are you looking for? 78 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:25,333 Well, you see, Cleopatra's first egg is covered in 18-karat gold. 79 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:26,916 And gold reflects radiation. 80 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:29,958 That egg should be reflecting the heat in this room. 81 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,833 It should be red, not blue. 82 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,541 It's probably just an error in the thermal sensor. 83 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,500 Well, there's only one way to find out. 84 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:46,583 Hey, sorry, big man, but there's no food or drink in the museum. 85 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:50,541 Thank you. 86 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,083 No, no, wait a moment. What do you think you're doing? 87 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:58,083 [woman] Relax, it's fine. He knows what he's doing. 88 00:06:58,166 --> 00:06:59,291 [crowd murmuring] 89 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,541 [crowd gasping] 90 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:04,541 [sizzling] 91 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,666 Seal the room. Now! 92 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,458 -[alarm blaring] -[people exclaiming] 93 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:25,083 [dramatic music playing] 94 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:27,375 [people screaming] 95 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:33,083 Move! Move! 96 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:35,583 He's heading for the exit. 97 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,291 [grunts] 98 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:41,666 [breathing heavily] 99 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,958 [in Italian] 100 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:51,416 [motor whirring] 101 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,583 [breathing heavily] 102 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:57,875 Oh. 103 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:02,833 [device emitting high-pitched sound] 104 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:05,958 Freeze! 105 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,333 [people screaming] 106 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,708 [people shouting] 107 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:11,625 [panting] 108 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,000 [both panting] 109 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:53,041 [guard 1 in Italian] He is here. Send reinforcements. 110 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,083 [panting] 111 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,291 [guard 1 speaking Italian] 112 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,833 [grunts] 113 00:09:02,916 --> 00:09:04,041 -[grunting] -[gasps] 114 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,208 [guard grunts] 115 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,291 [screaming] 116 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:08,458 [grunts] 117 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,708 [both grunting] 118 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,208 [guard 2 grunts] 119 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,416 He's on the scaffolding. 120 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,375 We're gonna need more-- [grunts] 121 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,875 [screaming] 122 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,500 [groans] 123 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,750 [screams, grunts] 124 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,958 [both grunting] 125 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:55,791 [screams] 126 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,083 [grunts] 127 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:05,541 [scaffolds rumbling] 128 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:10,666 [guards exclaiming] 129 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,958 [screams] 130 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:20,458 -[chuckling] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Ah. [tuts] 131 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:23,208 [in English] Jesus, you scared me. [chuckles] 132 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,833 I know you. You're the… You're the slow bald guy that's been chasing me. 133 00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:29,291 What do you got in the bag? 134 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,125 You're American. What brings you to Rome? 135 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,000 Gelato, the Colosseum. 136 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,791 -Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful place. -Yeah. 137 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,833 -First time? -Yep. 138 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:42,583 [Booth] That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks. 139 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:43,875 Who knew it'd end up like this? 140 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:45,833 -I did. -Right. 141 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:48,750 Fun's over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around, 142 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,833 put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest. 143 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,875 Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions. 144 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,458 Okay. Um… 145 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:58,125 First question, where'd you get that jacket? 146 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,458 It's a statement piece. 147 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,916 Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering… 148 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,958 [whispers] …"Worth it." 149 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:07,541 And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it. 150 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,208 You know, baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah. 151 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:13,250 But you don't happen to have, like, a badge or somethin' 152 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,791 tucked away in the turtleneck, do you? 153 00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:18,708 I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun. 154 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,750 Here's the thing. You're putting me in a pickle. 155 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,791 Without identification, how do I know who you are? 156 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,666 For all I know, you could be the bad guy, 157 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,291 and I could be the other bad guy. 158 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,875 You're right. I am the bad guy. 159 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,750 Now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth. 160 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,083 -I'm gonna give this to you. -[Hartley] Good. 161 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,750 Yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you 'cause I don't even want it. 162 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,750 For the record, none of this feels good. 163 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,000 Booth, don't move! 164 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,083 [Hartley grunts] 165 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,125 [dramatic music playing] 166 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:47,958 [both grunt] 167 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,541 [both groaning] 168 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,875 [both grunting] 169 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,416 [Booth] Whoa! 170 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,083 [grunts, groaning] 171 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,625 [woman panting] 172 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,041 Come on, let's go. 173 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:16,458 [grunts] 174 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,625 [grunting] 175 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,583 [grunts] 176 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,166 -[grunts] -[people exclaiming] 177 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,291 [all exclaiming] 178 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:41,500 [man speaking Italian] 179 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,791 What the hell? 180 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,875 -[groans] -[man shouting] 181 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,541 Where are you going? 182 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:51,625 Asshole! 183 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,750 [panting] 184 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,500 [in English] Can you hold on to this for me? 185 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,250 -Thanks. -[sputtering] 186 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 [man shouting in Italian] 187 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,083 [engine roaring] 188 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,583 [rock music playing] 189 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,208 -[engine accelerating] -[man shouting] 190 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,208 -[brakes screeching] -[grunts] 191 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,291 -[crowd groaning] -[ice cream truck music playing] 192 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,375 [in Italian] What the hell? You idiot! Are you blind? 193 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,791 [in English] Shit. [grunts] 194 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,000 [man shouting in Italian] 195 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,291 [car horns honking] 196 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,875 [sighs] 197 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:44,083 [jazz music playing] 198 00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,333 [door lock beeps] 199 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,708 [door beeps] 200 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,833 [Hartley in English] Nice place you got here. 201 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:44,791 [gulps] 202 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:58,208 Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier. 203 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,375 Aren't you a little outside your jurisdiction? 204 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,083 I am. 205 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:07,791 Good thing these guys aren't. 206 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,000 [man shouts] 207 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:11,833 [guns cocking] 208 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,583 Wow! 209 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,666 Hi, guys. Don't take your shoes off or anything. 210 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:22,208 You sure you brought enough guns? 211 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,250 What can I say? I like to be thorough. 212 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,041 [Booth] No way, José. 213 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:30,791 -The intrepid Inspector Das. -[scoffs] 214 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:34,375 I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you. 215 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,833 -It's nice to meet a fan. -[Das] Oh, that's cute. 216 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:38,583 You wanna know what else is cute? 217 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,750 Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries, 218 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,083 I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial, 219 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,583 given your escape history. 220 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:45,833 What are you, six for six now? 221 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,000 Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket. 222 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:48,958 Keep making your jokes 223 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,416 because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world. 224 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,708 Your Instagram account? 225 00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:55,875 You know, I'm really starting to not like you. 226 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,166 Oh, come on! 227 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,583 Not like me? You don't even know me. 228 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,791 We could have a lot in common. 229 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,625 [scoffs] Maybe I don't know you, but I've been building a profile on you, 230 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,625 ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate 231 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:09,958 back in 2014. 232 00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,375 You can't prove that was me. 233 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,416 I got that on Etsy. 234 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,625 I've been tracking your scores for a while. 235 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:25,041 So let me take a crack at who I think you really are. 236 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:26,916 Sure thing. Yeah. 237 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,333 -Only child. -Mmm-hmm. 238 00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:32,375 [Hartley] Dad's a Swiss cop, Mom's an American professor. 239 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,708 You started stealing between the ages of six and eight. 240 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,791 You found out you had a real talent for it. 241 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,750 It made you feel special, different. 242 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,583 You like to work alone. You don't like a team. 243 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,708 The only jobs you take are the ones that make the big, splashy headlines, 244 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:51,833 which tells me that you only do it for the thrill and not the money. 245 00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:54,458 Are you insane? I love the money. 246 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,750 I'm not done yet. I'm just getting to the good part. 247 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,208 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 248 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:03,250 A lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money. 249 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,625 That's not unusual. 250 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:08,375 But what is unusual is the risk that you take. 251 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,250 The chances. 252 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:15,916 It's as though you wanna get caught so you can escape, 253 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,791 just to prove yourself all over again, 254 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,416 and prove that you're better than everybody else 255 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,833 and that you're worthy. 256 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,583 Worthy of what? This speech? 257 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,041 Your father's love. 258 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:37,750 Congratulations. 259 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,458 How'd you find me? 260 00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:43,708 Well, the same way I knew that you were gonna steal the egg in Rome. 261 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,916 [whispers] The Bishop. 262 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,166 [whispers] The Bishop. 263 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,875 [normally] Get him ready to move. 264 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,791 [police radio chatter] 265 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,041 Booth, I'm curious. 266 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:12,791 How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world? 267 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,500 I'm the most wanted art thief in the world. 268 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,708 You were. 269 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,291 [Das] Wait. Wait here. 270 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,500 There's no chance I'm putting that thing in the same van as him. 271 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:32,166 -See you at the airfield. -I'll see you there. 272 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,958 [suspenseful music playing] 273 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,458 [car engines starting] 274 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,833 [officer speaking Indonesian] [alarm buzzing] 275 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,833 [in English] Door open. 276 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,500 [sighs] 277 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:35,833 All right. We're good. 278 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,375 -[upbeat music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 279 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,625 Thank you. 280 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,041 Hi, there. 281 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,458 -You leaving town? -[Hartley] Flight's in an hour. 282 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,625 Something up? 283 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,416 You could say that. Hmm. 284 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000 Okay. What's going on? 285 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,375 [chuckles] Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing. 286 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,083 What are you doing with that? 287 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:32,125 Oh, this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot? 288 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:33,916 [gasps] 289 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,583 [dramatic music playing] 290 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,583 Oops! 291 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,166 Booth gave us a fake egg. 292 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,500 I'll admit, Booth was my first thought too. 293 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,750 Then I asked myself, "How well do you really know someone 294 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,708 you only met 72 hours ago?" 295 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,458 And someone whose official credentials 296 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,083 came solely by a written interagency communiqué. 297 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:57,875 So I called up the Assistant Director of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady. 298 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,083 She'd never heard of you. 299 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,708 -That's impossible. -[Das] Is it? 300 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:01,875 Yes, it's impossible. 301 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:04,166 As impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account 302 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,458 that received an $8 million wire transfer 303 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:09,500 from an encrypted third-party on the same day the egg was stolen? 304 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:12,875 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say, Agent? 305 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,791 [officer 1 shouting in Italian] 306 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,958 [officer 2 over radio] We have eyes on target. 307 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:22,875 Listen, whatever you think this is, whatever you think I did, I didn't do. 308 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,333 Someone's behind this. The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself. 309 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,458 -I'm being set up. -Maybe you are, maybe you're not. 310 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,958 Until I figure it out, I'm gonna keep you where I can find you. 311 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:34,416 Now, normally, I'm not a vindictive person, but, 312 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,250 well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings. 313 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,458 So I picked someplace extra special. 314 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:42,500 It's a bit of a black site. Kind of the land due process forgot. 315 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,750 You're under arrest, Agent Hartley. 316 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,083 Das, look at me. Look at my eyes. 317 00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:51,791 I didn't do this. 318 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,708 I don't believe you. 319 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,083 [ominous music playing] 320 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,458 [inmates shouting indistinctly] 321 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:40,083 [inmates laughing] 322 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,291 You a top or a bottom? [grunts] 323 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,500 Doesn't matter. Prison's gonna decide for us. 324 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:01,833 You gotta be shittin' me. 325 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:04,583 [Booth] Well, I'll say one thing about ol' Inspector Das, 326 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:05,958 she's got a real sense of humor. 327 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:07,833 Put 'er there, roomie. 328 00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:11,708 You're right, we should wash up first. 329 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,708 It's okay. You're safe here. 330 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:19,666 Except if they find out you're a cop. Then they're gonna wanna kill you. 331 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,041 [alarm buzzing] 332 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:27,625 [indistinct chatter] 333 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:31,125 [Booth] Bishop must have seen you coming from a mile away. 334 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,125 Got your trust after selling me out. 335 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:36,541 Can't run a con without gaining the mark's trust first, that's page one. 336 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,500 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me. 337 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,666 [Booth] Well, you do now, that's for sure. 338 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:45,000 The same mystery thief who ratted me out is the same one who framed you. 339 00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,958 That seems like a coincidence, don't you think? 340 00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:50,083 This is not a coincidence. This is a plan. 341 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:54,166 In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and lead investigator. 342 00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:56,541 -Two birds, one stone. -Egg. 343 00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:59,041 -What? -Two birds, one egg. 344 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,625 It's kind of a lay-up. Even Post Malone gets it. 345 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:04,791 This is farm-to-table, right? Thank you. 346 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,500 I don't understand why. 347 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,750 Why would The Bishop go to the trouble of framing me when she already has the egg? 348 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,166 I mean, what's left? 349 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:14,166 Three hundred million dollars? 350 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:16,958 You're kidding. I never heard of a price tag like that. 351 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:17,958 No one has. 352 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:21,000 But you don't understand, that's not the price for just one egg. 353 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:22,750 Here's the deal. 354 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:26,375 Whoever brings this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs 355 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:30,583 by the night of his daughter's wedding gets all the marbles. 356 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,958 Turns out, Mr. Big Daddy Big Bucks' daughter, 357 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,166 guess what her name is? 358 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,666 Stop guessing, it's Cleopatra. 359 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:41,458 I mean, these people are horrible. But I like money, so… 360 00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,208 So how does that work? 361 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:46,458 No one knows where the third egg is. It's never been found. 362 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,833 I'm not gonna lie, that's a bit of a problem. 363 00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:51,958 I was gonna deal with the second egg first. 364 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,333 Then the rest. 365 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:56,666 [sighs] All right, well, Bureau intel says that the second egg 366 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,458 is owned by an international arms dealer. 367 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,250 Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy. 368 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,666 His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14. 369 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,041 Nobody can stand this son of a bitch. [chuckles] 370 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,125 Apparently, it left quite the impression on him. 371 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:11,500 And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him. 372 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:13,291 He's a big fan. 373 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,625 [man choking] 374 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:17,041 [Booth] Sotto Voce is super scary. 375 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,666 But he's not above having a good time. 376 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,000 Throws a masquerade party every year for his top buyers 377 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:25,208 in his I-probably-have-a-tiny-penis villa in Valencia. 378 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,500 Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity. 379 00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,958 So the Eyes Wide Shut thing takes the edge off for everyone. 380 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:34,000 Now, what none of these evil one-percenters know 381 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,583 is that upstairs, locked away in a secret vault, 382 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:39,458 Dr. Shirtless has in his possession 383 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:42,375 an ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call… 384 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,541 Cleopatra's second egg. 385 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,875 And it's just begging for me to steal it. 386 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:52,708 I'd be on my way there right now if you weren't such a super cop. 387 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,000 -Don't do that. -[whispers] What? 388 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,708 -Don't do that. -[whispers] Do what? 389 00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:01,416 -I know what you're doing. Listen. -[whispers] I'm not doing anything. 390 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,750 [whispering] These guys here, if they find out you're a C-O-P… 391 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:08,250 This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts. 392 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,416 We gotta make sure they know you're not a cop. 393 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,791 -[yelling] Nyet politsiya. -[in English] Listen to me. I beg… 394 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,958 Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop. 395 00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:21,458 This man is not a cop, all right? 396 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:23,625 Get that through your thick skulls right now! 397 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,375 He's a profiler for the FBI, 398 00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:30,416 which does fall under the umbrella of law enforcement, but not a cop. 399 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,916 It's similar, but it's not the same thing. It's a complicated backstory. 400 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,666 This is our good friend, Special Agent John Hartley. 401 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,208 Let's give him a warm welcome to the prison, guys. 402 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:40,916 [prisoner 1 clears throat] 403 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,916 [prisoner 2 coughs] 404 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,000 Thank you, guys. [whispering] I don't think anyone heard me. We're good. 405 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,833 All's quiet on the western front. 406 00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:52,166 -Nobody's… Oh, no. -[objects clattering] 407 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:55,375 [Booth] Yep. Drago Grande heard. Here he comes. 408 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,291 [whispering] Okay, be cool. Don't embarrass me. 409 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:03,958 [normally] Hello, sir. 410 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,500 Politsiya. 411 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:09,375 You die. 412 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:11,125 [whispering] Okay, he knows. 413 00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:13,125 He knows you're a cop. 414 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:14,791 The jig is up. 415 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:24,916 [all exclaiming] 416 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,083 [whispering] It's okay. 417 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:28,375 You can… 418 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,458 You can have mine. You need some nourishment. 419 00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:36,833 [all exclaiming] 420 00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:40,000 [whispering] You should get up. You look like a little bitch right now. 421 00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:41,416 I say that as a friend. 422 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:45,416 [Hartley sighs] 423 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:46,958 Okay, look. 424 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,083 I don't wanna do the whole prison fight thing with you… 425 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:54,375 -[soft] You got this. I'm in your corner. -So please, no fight. 426 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,750 Let's just go back and finish our meals. 427 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:58,583 [both grunting] 428 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:01,125 [grunts, groans] 429 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:03,208 [all cheering] 430 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,708 -No. No-- -[guard in Russian] Back to your cell! 431 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:15,958 [Booth in English] God… 432 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,458 All that working out. 433 00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:21,750 You still get your ass spanked by a toothless man with tuberculosis-- 434 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,958 Okay. Okay. 435 00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:27,083 If you ever pull shit like that again, it'll be the last thing you do. 436 00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:28,250 Right. 437 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,625 -You don't know me, Booth. -No. 438 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,291 You have no idea what I'm capable of. 439 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,416 Okay. Thank God, you're here. 440 00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:37,750 [in Russian] The captain wants to see you. 441 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:38,666 Let's go! 442 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,875 [in English] Him? 443 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,583 Oh, no, us. Okay. 444 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:50,666 [Booth sighs] 445 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:54,708 Hello, boys. 446 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,625 Oh, my God. 447 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:57,791 Wow. 448 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:00,250 You're the captain? 449 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:03,250 You might benefit from a little career change. [chuckles] 450 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:05,208 I mean, I'm… I don't think runway, 451 00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,250 but definitely regional catalog work, fliers… 452 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,333 She's The Bishop. 453 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,958 No shit, dipdick! 454 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:15,208 It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth. 455 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:17,916 Such a thrill to be face-to-face 456 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,416 with the second-best art thief in the world. 457 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:24,875 Oh, I see what you did there. That's… [chuckles] 458 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:28,083 Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know? 459 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:31,250 But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me. 460 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,041 -Helsinki. -My parachute failed. 461 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:34,041 Jakarta. 462 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:36,166 -My Segway sank. -Macau. 463 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,208 Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there. 464 00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:39,916 It was a completely unannounced show. 465 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,875 You can have excuses or results. 466 00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:44,625 -[whispers] Not both. -[scoffs] 467 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,791 What are we doing here? What do you want? 468 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:48,750 To have a chat. 469 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,166 First of all, Agent Hartley, 470 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:54,041 please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix-up in Rome. 471 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,666 You see, after I stole the egg in Bali, 472 00:29:56,750 --> 00:30:01,958 I then made an $8 million deposit into an account registered in your name. 473 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:06,916 Then, all I had to do was sit back and wait for Das to take the bait. 474 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,666 [cell phone ringing] 475 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:12,541 A few clever keystrokes and a well-timed call intercept. 476 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,791 [The Bishop] FBI BAU Director's office. 477 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,958 And poof. [gasps] 478 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,333 [mockingly] Bye-bye, Agent John Hartley. 479 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,583 Hello, suspicious suspect. 480 00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,333 Funny, don't you think? 481 00:30:24,416 --> 00:30:26,125 [laughing] 482 00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:28,083 Shut up. You deleted my life. 483 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:30,208 And now I'm stuck in a cell with this idiot. 484 00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:34,041 Well, down to business then. 485 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,750 At the risk of stating the obvious, 486 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,375 I have the first egg in my possession, 487 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:43,666 and in less than 48 hours, I'm gonna have the second one as well. 488 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:49,416 But that leaves an issue. The final egg. 489 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,000 Well, too bad for you. Nobody knows where the third egg is. 490 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:54,166 He didn't tell you? 491 00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:56,125 You didn't tell him? 492 00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:59,000 -Didn't tell me what? -I don't know what she's talking about. 493 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:01,458 Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is. 494 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:04,833 She's lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God. 495 00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:08,208 [Booth] I know where the third egg is. I swear to God. 496 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:12,291 Yes, that is me. Scratch that. That was me. I did say that. 497 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,625 When were you gonna tell me about the third egg? 498 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,000 I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you're a cop. 499 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:20,458 [The Bishop] My offer to you, Mr. Booth, is this. 500 00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:24,750 Tell me where the third egg is, I'll get you out of here and give you 10%. 501 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,041 Rock-hard pass. 502 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,125 I'm sorry we couldn't do business. 503 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,166 Well, perhaps a few more days in here 504 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:35,125 with the prospect of thousands more to come 505 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,875 will help change your mind. [chuckles] 506 00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,916 I'll stop by once I have the second egg. 507 00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:44,625 Oh, and when I do, the offer's gonna be 5%. 508 00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:48,291 [in Russian] Thank you, Captain. Labor detail for them both. 509 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:52,625 [in English] Bye. Don't miss me too much. 510 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:53,916 Ta-ta! 511 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,083 Oh, hey, guys. [chuckles] Okay! 512 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,958 [Hartley] If we work together to catch her, 513 00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,333 I can do things to The Bishop you can't do. 514 00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:05,000 [Booth] There's no need to be disgusting. 515 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,541 [both grunting] 516 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,916 Here we go. Three, two, one. Lift with your neck. 517 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,250 I mean put her in prison. For life. 518 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:18,625 When that happens, guess who becomes number one art thief in the world again? 519 00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,708 Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth. 520 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:24,875 Are you carrying your side? 521 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:27,833 -I'm offended you'd even ask me that. -[grunting] 522 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:30,750 -Do something. It's slipping. -Oh, relax, baldylocks. 523 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,500 [grunts] 524 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:38,041 See? Teamwork. 525 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:43,208 Team. Team. Team. [chuckling] It feels weird in my mouth. 526 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,125 It does. 527 00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:49,083 Say what you will about Russian prisons, the soap is incredible. 528 00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:51,875 -Are we doing this together or not? -No added chemicals or perfumes. 529 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:54,500 It's just pure good ol' fashioned glycerin. 530 00:32:55,416 --> 00:32:58,083 -Ooh. Smell it. -I'm not gonna smell it. 531 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,791 Sotto Voce's masquerade ball is tomorrow night, 532 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:03,250 which means, if we're gonna beat The Bishop to the second egg, 533 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:06,291 we have to be on the other side of these walls by tomorrow morning. 534 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,875 I already know how I'm gonna steal it. 535 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:10,791 It'll take adjustment now The Bishop'll be there, but I'll beat her to the punch. 536 00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,083 "I"? What about "we"? 537 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:16,041 Why are you wearing the hairnet? You're bald. 538 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:22,625 Okay, fine. You can be my plus-one to Sotto Voce's party. 539 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:27,583 [Hartley] Thanks. Clock's tickin'. We gotta get outta here. What's the plan? 540 00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,250 [Booth] I'm working on it. 541 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,166 You're working on it? You sound like you're working on it. 542 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:36,583 They say the most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep. 543 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,666 Isn't the actual plan part the most important part of the plan? 544 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,541 A lotta people make that mistake. 545 00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:50,583 Back in Bali, that thing you said, 546 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:53,916 about me and my father, how'd you know? 547 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,625 I hate to break it to you, but you're not a complex case. 548 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,208 The one thing that doesn't quite line up for me is 549 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:04,958 how the son of a Swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime. 550 00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:06,083 Short version? 551 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:11,833 My father was a prolific asshole. 552 00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:13,875 Long version? 553 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,125 When I was eight years old, 554 00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,083 my dad thought I stole his watch. 555 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:24,125 He loved that piece of metal more than anything. 556 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,000 He asked me if I stole it. I told him I didn't. 557 00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:32,625 He said he knew that I had and that I was lying. 558 00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:35,708 He didn't speak to me again after that. 559 00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:38,541 Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday. 560 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:45,291 He went almost a full year, just utter silence. 561 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,916 Like I didn't even exist. 562 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,000 Then one night, he… 563 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:56,750 He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table… 564 00:34:58,625 --> 00:34:59,958 And there it is. 565 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:02,250 There's the watch, the missing watch, 566 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:04,541 right there on his wrist. 567 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:07,416 Found out later that he put it in his desk at work 568 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,208 and it got buried behind some papers or something like that. 569 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,500 But he never apologized. He just, uh… 570 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,333 He just looked me in the eye and said, "How was your day at school?" 571 00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:21,833 Then he kept askin', "How was your day at school?" 572 00:35:21,916 --> 00:35:23,458 And I never answered him. 573 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,458 I just stared at him. I didn't eat. I didn't drink. 574 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:31,083 Next week, I found myself in boarding school. 575 00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:35,833 [snoring] 576 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:36,916 Really? 577 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,041 [laughing] 578 00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:41,083 [inhales] I'm kidding. 579 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,375 Hey. 580 00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:46,083 I'm sorry about all that. 581 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,958 Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all right. [sniffs] 582 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:51,750 You learn a valuable lesson, you know? 583 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:54,166 It doesn't matter what you do, 584 00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:58,125 only matters what they think you've done. 585 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:01,041 How about your old man? 586 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:03,875 I don't talk about him. 587 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,083 [Booth chuckles] 588 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,125 That bad, huh? 589 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,375 [suspenseful music playing] 590 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,416 [Booth] Good news. 591 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,541 I slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night. 592 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:27,875 Better news, 593 00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:31,375 I've got our escape plan down to a simple three-step process. 594 00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:33,750 All right, I'll bite. What's the first step? 595 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:36,208 -[whistles] Create a distraction. -With soap? 596 00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:39,416 You know what happens when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin, 597 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,291 with a cleaning solution that's essentially nitric acid? 598 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:44,416 -You get nitroglycerin. -You get nitroglycerin. 599 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,375 We should run. 600 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,375 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 601 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:49,500 [machine whirring rapidly] 602 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,541 [man grunts] 603 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:54,166 [guards shouting in Russian] 604 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,833 [all grunting] 605 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,000 [screams] 606 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:01,000 -[guard 1 grunts] -[guard 2 speaks Russian] 607 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:03,666 [grunting continues] 608 00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:10,375 [all straining] 609 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:12,541 [all grunting] 610 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:27,583 [inmates clamoring] 611 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:32,291 [in English] It's locked. We need a key card. 612 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,541 Step two, plan ahead. 613 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,791 -Where'd you get that? -Nyet politsiya. 614 00:37:36,291 --> 00:37:37,208 He's not a cop! 615 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,416 [grunts] 616 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,625 [phone rings] 617 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:54,916 What's the plan-- Son of a bitch! 618 00:37:56,416 --> 00:37:59,041 -[in Russian] What? Understood. -[indistinct chatter on phone] 619 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:05,583 [in English] What are you doing? What's step three? 620 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:06,791 [shushes] 621 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,166 [Booth] Step three… 622 00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,208 Rock Jenga. 623 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,833 You first. 624 00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:33,958 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 625 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:35,250 [in Russian] Get back! 626 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,458 [gun cocking] 627 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,458 This way. 628 00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:55,625 They're outside the walls. Secure the perimeter. 629 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,291 [guards exclaiming in Russian] 630 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,416 [Hartley grunting] 631 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,416 [Booth exclaiming] 632 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,750 [breathing heavily] 633 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,291 [in English] Thank you. [panting] 634 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,541 [breathing heavily] 635 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,375 Okay. Okay. 636 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,625 Can you fly a helicopter? 637 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:44,083 Does the back of your head look like a huge penis? 638 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:47,791 The answer is yes! 639 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:50,291 [Russian pop music playing] 640 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:58,166 Oh, that's fun. This is my best friend. 641 00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,291 [guard grunts] 642 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,083 -We're not friends. -We're best friends. 643 00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:05,750 -[in Russian] They're over here! -[in English] Go! 644 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:21,625 [grunts] 645 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,875 I can't believe nobody saw that. 646 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:28,875 [guards shouting] 647 00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:30,333 [in Russian] Here they are! Fire! 648 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,500 [guards continue shouting] 649 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,041 [Booth in English] Okay. 650 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:43,000 Oh. 651 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,125 That's in Russian. 652 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 [guards speaking indistinctly] 653 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,125 [guards shout] 654 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,625 [in Russian] Go, he just has a pistol! 655 00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:05,250 [guards speaking indistinctly] 656 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,375 [guard] The forklift! 657 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,833 [helicopter powering up] 658 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,291 [beeping] 659 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,416 [gasps] 660 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:28,666 [yelling] 661 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:32,916 [grunting] 662 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:35,000 [grunts, winces] 663 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:36,541 Huh. 664 00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,166 [panting] 665 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:46,000 [grunting] 666 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,416 [guards speaking indistinctly] 667 00:41:55,791 --> 00:41:57,541 [helicopter whirring] 668 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,750 [guards speaking indistinctly] 669 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,125 Uh-oh. 670 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,041 [guards yelling] 671 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,083 [in English] Son of a bitch. 672 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:37,250 [in Russian] Reload! 673 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,708 [in English] Shit. 674 00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,250 [grunts] 675 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,250 Oh, you made it. Thank God! 676 00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:54,666 [grunting] 677 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:55,791 I was praying for you. 678 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,958 Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me? 679 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,375 You said, "Save yourself." 680 00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:02,250 I said, "Go," but I didn't mean without me. 681 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,416 You said, "Go save yourself." 682 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,500 And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame, 683 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:08,791 you stupid complainer. 684 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:09,750 [alarm beeping] 685 00:43:09,833 --> 00:43:11,291 [Booth] Why is that blinking? 686 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,791 -[beeping intensifies] -[Booth] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 687 00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:22,250 [Booth] Ooh! Incoming! 688 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,500 [Hartley grunts] 689 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:29,916 [panting] 690 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,416 [exclaiming in relief] 691 00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:35,875 [triumphant music playing] 692 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:40,166 [exhales] 693 00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:43,583 [Hartley panting] 694 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,708 See? Easy-peasy. 695 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:55,583 [The Bishop] I know it sounds like a tough childhood, 696 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:57,916 but my father made me who I am today. 697 00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:01,541 Maybe that's my problem. 698 00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:07,250 I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do, 699 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:11,458 that I can never just fully relax and just be. 700 00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,791 Is that normal? 701 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:16,958 [muffled] How the fuck would I know? 702 00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:24,083 [The Bishop] What? 703 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:26,958 I'm not a therapist. I'm an intelligence analyst. 704 00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,000 I'm sorry. 705 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,666 [sighs] I'm just dealing with a lot right now 706 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,833 and you seemed like someone I could talk to. 707 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,041 And it's so rare in my line of work 708 00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:38,333 to find someone who's just there to listen. 709 00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:39,791 Thank you. 710 00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:44,333 Anyway, I'm sorry to rope you into all of this, 711 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:46,166 but just using your terminal here 712 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:49,625 to ensure that the origin point of my message is untraceable. 713 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:52,333 Best way to do it is from within the system itself. 714 00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:55,791 They should really work on patching the security vulnerability. 715 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:56,916 It's embarrassing. 716 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,875 Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols 717 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,041 focus on third-party movements? [scoffs] 718 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,291 No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house, as it were. 719 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,083 Hence, your computer, your office. 720 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,916 Oh. Here we go. 721 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:18,166 Just need to slow down my competition, such as they are. 722 00:45:41,916 --> 00:45:44,375 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today. 723 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:49,125 I'm gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day. 724 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,166 Freeze! 725 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,625 -[grunts, groans] -[winces] 726 00:45:58,708 --> 00:45:59,833 [sighs] See? 727 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,291 This is why we can't have nice things. 728 00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:07,125 'Cause the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk 729 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,250 and then I'm forced to do things like this. 730 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:13,041 I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. 731 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,500 I really thought you were different. 732 00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:18,666 Well, fool me once… 733 00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,625 I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up, 734 00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:25,333 you're going to tell him that you triggered the alarm falsely 735 00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:28,041 and in his haste, he tripped coming through the door. 736 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,708 And if you decide not to do that, 737 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:34,708 I want you to remember one critically important thing. 738 00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:39,625 I know everyone you work with and every member of your family. 739 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,208 And I also know your browser history. 740 00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:45,875 -[clicks tongue] -[dramatic musical flourish] 741 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,000 [aircraft whooshing] 742 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,916 [triumphant music playing] 743 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,416 [both laughing] 744 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,333 Nolan. 745 00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:05,666 Tambwe! Come on, bring it in. 746 00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:07,416 [Tambwe] Oh. 747 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,416 I can't thank you enough for this. 748 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,625 I'm just glad I could finally repay my debt to you. 749 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:13,833 And now I'm in yours. 750 00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:15,291 [Tambwe laughs] 751 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,666 -Come, everything is ready. -Alright. 752 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,250 -I have juice boxes. -That's very good. 753 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:21,708 Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change, so we can get out of these filthy duds. 754 00:47:21,791 --> 00:47:22,875 Oh. I'm so sorry. 755 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:26,000 Tambwe, this is Agent John Hartley 756 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:29,291 of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's a funny story. 757 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:32,166 A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your colleagues in prison. 758 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,250 It's exciting. 759 00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:36,125 No juice boxes for you. 760 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:58,750 [exhales] 761 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:00,750 Oh, I see. 762 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:03,458 Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance." 763 00:48:03,541 --> 00:48:06,083 All right, man. Don't even start with me, okay? 764 00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:07,875 At least you're comfortable. 765 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,958 Well, clearly you have this whole thing figured out. 766 00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:16,041 -You wanna walk me through it? -I do. Here's the deal. 767 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,208 During the party, 768 00:48:17,291 --> 00:48:20,208 the guests and the staff are required to stay on the main floor, 769 00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:21,791 and upstairs, the door to the egg room, 770 00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:24,541 well, that's locked and heavily guarded. 771 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:27,083 But there's another way in. Hidden entrance. 772 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,375 Here's what I'm thinkin'. 773 00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:31,000 We dress up in matching black pajamas 774 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:34,000 and sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom. 775 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:39,625 Then, we slip through the study and get our hands on his precious. 776 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:42,708 -Is that the egg? -[shushes] 777 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:43,750 I'm sorry. 778 00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:51,333 -You are amazing. -I know. 779 00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:53,625 Wow. 780 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,291 -Hey, dickhead. -Hmm? 781 00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:58,583 Your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it. 782 00:48:58,666 --> 00:48:59,583 Mmm-hmm. 783 00:48:59,666 --> 00:49:01,916 So, what kinda security surveillance are we looking at? 784 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,291 Well, the guy's an arms dealer, 785 00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:06,416 so, you know, every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock. 786 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:10,416 Two-man guard teams at every access point are signal rotated to keep them frosty. 787 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,458 Once they're on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land. 788 00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:15,875 It's a pretty tight window. 789 00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:19,750 The eyes and ears are in a secure room in the west hall. 790 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:24,375 Eighty-seven motion-sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision, 791 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:26,583 so there are no natural blind spots. 792 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,958 They're always watching, always listening. 793 00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:30,708 Kinda like Alexa but with guns. 794 00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,791 Now, here's where things get a little tricky. 795 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,708 The vault door to the egg room is a military-grade, 796 00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:39,458 biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium. 797 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:42,666 So you can't drill it and you can't make it go boom. 798 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:45,583 The only way through it is with facial and voice recognition. 799 00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:48,541 And there's only one face and one voice that opens it. 800 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:50,541 Sotto Voce. 801 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:52,958 How are we gonna get his voice and his facial? 802 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:55,625 Well, first off, a positive mental attitude helps. 803 00:49:56,125 --> 00:50:00,291 But so does some pretty kick-ass deepfake technology. 804 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,750 Spooky, right? 805 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,958 If you have more than 12 images on the Internet, 806 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:09,958 I can send your mom a video of you mouth-sexing a goat. 807 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:13,416 I'm not saying I'm gonna do that, I'm just saying I could if I wanted to. 808 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,666 If I had enough time and enough pictures. 809 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:16,791 [shutter clicking] 810 00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:20,000 But wait, there's more. 811 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:24,333 There's also a 12-digit randomly-generated passcode that's changed every six minutes, 812 00:50:24,416 --> 00:50:26,958 and that code can only be found in Sotto Voce's phone, 813 00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:29,958 and Sotto Voce's phone can only be found in Sotto Voce's pants. 814 00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:32,875 So, yeah, easy-peasy. 815 00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:35,625 Oh, no, no, no! There's one more thing. Kinda important. 816 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:40,875 We're gonna need his thumbprint 'cause he never upgraded his iPhone -4, so… 817 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,416 So if we don't get his thumbprint, we can't get the egg. 818 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,083 Oh, my God. 819 00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:48,875 You can learn. This is amazing. 820 00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,166 You are not sparkly enough. 821 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,416 I'm gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants. 822 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,166 ["Época" by Gotan Project playing] 823 00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:08,291 [indistinct conversation] 824 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:12,541 [all laughing] 825 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:40,500 [Booth] Check, check. Roger Dodger. What's your 20, free bird? 826 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,166 You don't have to do that. I'm standing right next to you. 827 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,250 I'm not used to using these stupid things, 828 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,291 and I'm not used to working with a partner. 829 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,916 We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience. 830 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,166 I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids. 831 00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:53,583 Let's just do this. 832 00:51:53,666 --> 00:51:56,833 I'll get the thumbprint, you get Sotto Voce's phone. 833 00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:05,875 [singing in Spanish] 834 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,250 [indistinct chatter] 835 00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,708 We've got a party crasher. 836 00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:35,583 Yeah, it's no biggie. No biggie. We knew she'd be here. 837 00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:37,750 We're here for the egg, not her. 838 00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:40,041 Speak for yourself. I'm going in. 839 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:43,208 What are you doing? That's not part of the plan. 840 00:52:43,291 --> 00:52:44,250 Plans change. 841 00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:46,750 [sighs] 842 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:51,833 Beautiful. 843 00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:53,916 The sculpture, I mean. 844 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,000 [The Bishop chuckles] 845 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,625 I'm sorry, do we know each other? 846 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,791 It's just impossible for me to tell who you are with that mask on. 847 00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:05,375 -How about now? -[gasps theatrically] 848 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,250 Agent Hartley! 849 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:10,875 So it was you all along. 850 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:13,708 Such a clever disguise. 851 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,583 Well, I suppose you and Mr. Booth, wherever he is, 852 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:21,125 are here to try to beat me to the second egg. 853 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:23,791 -Even the playing field. -Don't tell her anything. 854 00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:26,291 I'm not here for the egg. I'm here to clear my name, 855 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:27,541 which means all I need is you. 856 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,250 You're literally telling her everything. 857 00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:34,458 We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs. 858 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:39,125 Promises, promises. 859 00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:49,625 [sighs] 860 00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:57,583 Careful now. We don't wanna cause a scene. 861 00:53:57,666 --> 00:53:59,500 Don't care. I'm not letting you out of my sight. 862 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:07,083 Oh, good, you're dancing with her. 863 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,708 Not bad for a convict. 864 00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:15,583 Speaking of which, how's it going with your partner in crime? 865 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:18,083 Has he told you where the third egg is yet? 866 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:20,041 Well, if he did, I wouldn't tell you. 867 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:23,583 That's a no. He must not trust you. 868 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,416 You trust your partner? 869 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,666 [The Bishop] What makes you think I have one? 870 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,833 Well, no one would be able to pull off the scores you have alone. 871 00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:34,083 It's impossible. 872 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,125 [scoffs] 873 00:54:40,791 --> 00:54:42,041 So what now? 874 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:44,083 You're gonna arrest me right here, 875 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:48,416 without a badge or a gun, outside of your jurisdiction, 876 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:52,250 and in front of a room full of criminals? 877 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,666 Is that your plan, Agent Hartley? 878 00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:57,791 [laughs] 879 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,583 Shit! 880 00:55:06,666 --> 00:55:09,291 [Booth] Incoming! Got the print. Get the hell out of there. 881 00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:15,333 Or perhaps you just didn't think this all the way through. 882 00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:21,416 You're coming with me. Party's over. 883 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:22,541 [Sotto Voce clears throat] 884 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:31,583 Watching you dance with this man at my party has made me quite jealous. 885 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:33,875 Well, I had to get your attention somehow. 886 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,708 Didn't I? 887 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:39,291 May I? 888 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:41,916 Like you said, it's your party. 889 00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:47,583 Apologies. 890 00:55:51,375 --> 00:55:52,541 We needed to get his phone, 891 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:54,833 not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop. 892 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:57,458 Don't worry. I got it. 893 00:55:58,458 --> 00:55:59,625 Excuse me. 894 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,958 You're kidding. Nice pull! 895 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:04,750 How'd you know Sotto Voce would cut in? 896 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:09,458 Well, Sotto Voce is a 5'5" alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex. 897 00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:13,666 So any time another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party, 898 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:17,666 well, he has no choice but to step in and assert his dominance. 899 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,708 You sneaky little minx. 900 00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:21,708 Where'd you learn that? Profiler school? 901 00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:22,791 High school. 902 00:56:32,541 --> 00:56:35,500 [song ends] 903 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:44,041 Ladies and gentlemen, 904 00:56:45,083 --> 00:56:49,958 it is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all to my humble home. 905 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,375 -[crowd chuckle] -Now's the time. He's speechifying. 906 00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:54,125 [Sotto Voce] My father was a man of conviction… 907 00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:55,208 [Booth] Moving to two. 908 00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:57,291 [Sotto's speech continues indistinctly] 909 00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:02,625 [both exclaim] 910 00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:04,791 Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir. 911 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:06,416 You imbecile! 912 00:57:06,958 --> 00:57:09,416 -Oh… -Don't put your hands on me, peasant. 913 00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:13,000 [in Spanish] I'm so sorry, sir. [in English] A thousand apologies. 914 00:57:13,083 --> 00:57:15,458 I don't need your apologies, I need a washroom. 915 00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:16,541 Take him. 916 00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:18,375 Right this way, sir. 917 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:20,208 [whispers] Let's get you hosed down. 918 00:57:20,291 --> 00:57:24,333 [Sotto Voce] This pistol was my father's prized possession. 919 00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:27,583 I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it. 920 00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:30,541 I was never permitted to touch this as a boy. 921 00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:31,625 [Booth] Right this way. 922 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:36,708 [Sotto Voce] It's just like the one used by the Lone Ranger. 923 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:39,333 [in Spanish] Hey. 924 00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:41,166 What's going on there? 925 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,083 Someone spilled wine on a guest. They're cleared. 926 00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:46,166 [speech continues indistinctly] 927 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:03,333 Something's off. I'm calling it in anyway. 928 00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:07,000 Don't be an idiot. You read too many spy novels. [scoffs] 929 00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:10,125 [Sotto Voce in English] I miss you every day, Pop-Pop. 930 00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:13,166 And in his immortal words, 931 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:18,500 "The skilled hunter needs but one bullet." 932 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:21,500 [guests gasp] 933 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:26,291 [guests cheering] 934 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:29,458 -[guest] Bravo! -Enjoy your evening. 935 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,083 No, no, no, no, no. 936 00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:26,041 We gotta go. 937 00:59:48,041 --> 00:59:50,250 [Booth] Here we go, nice and easy. 938 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:52,833 [both grunt] 939 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:55,500 Oh, my God! 940 00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:57,458 You're like a well-dressed wall. 941 00:59:57,541 --> 00:59:58,583 What are you doing? 942 00:59:58,666 --> 00:59:59,750 Trying to ruin the mission. 943 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:02,166 Well, mission accomplished. Find the print. 944 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,083 God damn it! 945 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:07,166 Come on, come on, come on, you little bastard. Where are you? 946 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,833 Shit! 947 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,625 Gotcha. 948 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,708 Phone, phone, phone, phone. 949 01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:53,416 Okay, it's deepfake time. 950 01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:56,333 Sotto Voce. 951 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:05,083 Right. 952 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,208 [in Spanish] I thought Mr. Voce was still at the party? 953 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:13,750 Send a team. 954 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:17,166 Security, we have a code red. 955 01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:21,125 [Das in English] Hey! 956 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:26,458 You know, for a guy who claims he's innocent, 957 01:01:26,541 --> 01:01:28,916 you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals. 958 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,375 I am innocent. 959 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,791 He's a pretty damn good thief for his first time. 960 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,333 -I'm not good at it. -[Booth] You are. 961 01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:36,041 -Don't say that. -Don't sell yourself short. 962 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:37,625 -Shut up. -Hector Deflector over here. 963 01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:39,333 He's not good at taking a compliment. 964 01:01:39,416 --> 01:01:42,625 I need you to understand, The Bishop is behind this entire thing. 965 01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:43,666 She set me up. 966 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,666 Well, if this is all The Bishop's doing and you really are innocent, prove it. 967 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:52,208 Go on, detain your friend. 968 01:01:52,291 --> 01:01:53,333 We're not friends. 969 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,291 -We're work wives. -We're not work wives. 970 01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:57,208 -We're sister wives. -We're not any kind of wives. 971 01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:58,416 Shut up! Both of you. 972 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,125 You either arrest him or I arrest you both. 973 01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:06,041 What's it gonna be, Agent Hartley? 974 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,041 -I'm sorry, man. -Oh… 975 01:02:13,666 --> 01:02:14,875 Oh, come on! 976 01:02:14,958 --> 01:02:16,541 -You're under arrest. -You're gonna listen? 977 01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:18,500 After all we've been through together… 978 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,541 [whispers] You love me? 979 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:26,791 [whispers] I hate you. 980 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,666 -[in normal voice] Tight enough? Jesus! -[sighs] See? 981 01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:32,333 I'm a good guy. 982 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,291 But sometimes I do bad things. 983 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,500 [Hartley grunts] 984 01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:37,916 [Booth grunts] 985 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:43,166 -Hartley! -Let's grab that egg and get out of here. 986 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,000 You don't wanna talk about what just happened? 987 01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,708 -What you talking about? -We had a moment. 988 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:49,333 -We didn't have a moment. -No, we had a moment. 989 01:02:53,541 --> 01:02:56,750 [regal music playing] 990 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:05,583 Looking for something specific or just browsing? 991 01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:08,916 You look awful. 992 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:13,041 Hmm. You know, there was an easier way in, 993 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:16,208 but I doubt very much that you could've managed it. 994 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:17,458 [Booth scoffs] 995 01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:20,791 Now that I have two out of the three eggs, 996 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:25,958 I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer. 997 01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,625 -Well, here's my counteroffer. -[The Bishop] Mm-hmm. 998 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,125 -You're under arrest. -Oh, my God. 999 01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:31,375 Read the room. 1000 01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:35,958 I told you, this would end with you in handcuffs. 1001 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:38,541 You're so embarrassing. He's so embarrassing. 1002 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:41,125 Tell you what, Agent Hartley. 1003 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:44,083 You wanna arrest me? 1004 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:46,000 Come… 1005 01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:49,833 Arrest me. 1006 01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:52,833 I just want the egg. So, uh-- 1007 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,208 [choking] 1008 01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:56,583 [all grunting] 1009 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:08,416 Take it easy. 1010 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,458 This is easy. 1011 01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:15,208 [grunts] 1012 01:04:29,791 --> 01:04:31,875 -[thuds] -[groaning] 1013 01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:34,125 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1014 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,916 [all grunting] 1015 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:42,208 -[The Bishop grunting] -[Booth groans] 1016 01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,250 [Hartley groans] 1017 01:04:50,708 --> 01:04:52,125 [Booth shrieks] 1018 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,875 [The Bishop grunts] 1019 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,875 Sir, we have a problem in the vault room. 1020 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:16,458 Excuse me. 1021 01:05:16,541 --> 01:05:17,875 [grunting continues] 1022 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:42,958 -[sighs] -[groans] 1023 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:53,750 [grunting continues] 1024 01:05:57,166 --> 01:05:58,833 [both grunt] 1025 01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:01,250 [both groaning] 1026 01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:04,375 Bro, I didn't… I didn't see the handcuffs coming. 1027 01:06:05,291 --> 01:06:06,916 Mm, was a nice touch. 1028 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,166 God, this is such a confusing erection. 1029 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,750 You can't ever tell anybody about this. 1030 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,125 -[Booth] I'll never tell anybody. Promise. -[Hartley] Okay. 1031 01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:17,916 [footsteps approaching] 1032 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:18,833 [Booth] Okay. 1033 01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:21,750 Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on. No, don't shoot. 1034 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:25,750 I'm not trying to be a tattletale. We didn't steal your egg, okay? 1035 01:06:25,833 --> 01:06:27,041 I mean, we tried. 1036 01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:28,958 But she got it. 1037 01:06:29,666 --> 01:06:31,208 [Hartley] He's telling you the truth. 1038 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:32,875 Is that so? 1039 01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:37,708 Thank you. Oh. All right. 1040 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,958 Would you like to make a confession, my lady? 1041 01:06:49,125 --> 01:06:51,166 It's a pleasure doing business with you. 1042 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,250 I told you they'd come. 1043 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,625 [laughing] Oh, ho, ho, ho. 1044 01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:01,083 What the f-- 1045 01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:05,541 [crowd cheering] 1046 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:07,833 [man speaking indistinctly over speakers] 1047 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:19,125 [both gasping] 1048 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,583 Good morning, gentlemen. 1049 01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:28,541 [both breathing heavily] 1050 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:32,291 Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams. 1051 01:07:32,375 --> 01:07:34,291 [exhales] That's called foreshadowing. 1052 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:35,916 -I know what it's called. -Was making sure. 1053 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000 You don't look like an English major. 1054 01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:40,875 -Shut up. -Buongiorno, everybody! 1055 01:07:40,958 --> 01:07:43,208 -Perfect! -[sing-song] I brought champagne. 1056 01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:45,750 I would introduce you, but I believe you've already met 1057 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,250 my lovely business associate. 1058 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:48,166 [Booth] Yes. 1059 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,291 I told you The Bishop was working with somebody. 1060 01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:52,541 It's a marriage of convenience. 1061 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:55,416 You're familiar with that concept, aren't you? 1062 01:07:56,666 --> 01:07:59,708 You see, the dashing Mr. Voce here 1063 01:07:59,791 --> 01:08:02,125 already held the second egg in his possession. 1064 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:05,000 So, I approached him with my own offer, 1065 01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:07,458 which brings us to the part 1066 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:12,166 where you tell us where the third egg is. 1067 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:15,958 [both laugh] 1068 01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:21,958 Piss off for a thousand years. 1069 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,916 Oh, bummer. I really wanted to do it the easy way. 1070 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:31,625 That's okay. I'll get the information from you by hurting him. 1071 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:34,208 I'm sorry, what? 1072 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:35,666 I love this plan. 1073 01:08:39,041 --> 01:08:41,333 [The Bishop] You two share a special bond. 1074 01:08:41,416 --> 01:08:43,833 Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together 1075 01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:45,250 attempting to steal the egg? 1076 01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:48,125 Isn't that right, Agent Hartley? 1077 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,875 There is no bond between us. I barely know the guy. 1078 01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:52,916 Booth, tell her we're not friends. 1079 01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:56,791 -She knows about us, pal. -That's bullshit. 1080 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:59,250 She knows about our special bond, that you were my best man. 1081 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:00,375 Son of a bitch. He's lying. 1082 01:09:00,958 --> 01:09:04,000 If she hurts you bad enough, if she gets really creative with it, 1083 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:06,208 I'm gonna have no choice but to tell her everything. 1084 01:09:07,041 --> 01:09:11,333 Now, Mr. Booth, where is the third egg? 1085 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:15,583 Okay, here I go. 1086 01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,250 [lazily] No, don't. Wait. 1087 01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,625 -[electricity buzzing] -[screaming] 1088 01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:25,041 [breathing heavily] 1089 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:27,375 Oh, my God! 1090 01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:30,500 [chuckles] 1091 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:31,916 Well… 1092 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:32,833 [Hartley] No. 1093 01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:36,625 I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are, Mr. Booth, 1094 01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:39,416 because we're gonna go to my favorite place. 1095 01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:42,250 ♪ Downtown ♪ 1096 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:43,166 No. 1097 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:44,833 ♪ Things will be great ♪ 1098 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:46,458 No. Don't-- 1099 01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:48,000 ♪ When you're downtown ♪ 1100 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,291 ♪ Things will be great ♪ 1101 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,791 [groaning] 1102 01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:53,333 -[breathing heavily] -[chuckles] 1103 01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:54,750 Enough games, my love. 1104 01:09:55,708 --> 01:10:00,583 If you want to make him talk, this is how you get him to talk. 1105 01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:01,750 Why is your shirt off? 1106 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,708 -Why is his shirt off? -I don't know. 1107 01:10:03,791 --> 01:10:07,333 Sometimes the old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling. 1108 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:17,541 There, there, Special Agent Hartley. 1109 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:18,541 [yells] 1110 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:23,291 Look! Look at your friend. 1111 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:28,750 -The egg. Now! -[labored breathing] 1112 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,708 Booth, please. 1113 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:34,375 Okay, stop, stop. I'll tell you, all right? 1114 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:38,166 -It's in Egypt. -[The Bishop] Where in Egypt? 1115 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:40,875 [Booth] There's a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid. 1116 01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:43,416 Lidar discovered it a year ago. They haven't opened it yet. 1117 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:46,833 -How do you know the egg is there? -My mother was an Egyptologist. 1118 01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:49,333 I could read hieroglyphics before I could read English. 1119 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:52,000 That hidden chamber 1120 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:56,166 is the secret tomb of Cleopatra. 1121 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:59,791 They buried the third egg there when the other two went missing. 1122 01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:02,416 The scans show it sitting there plain as day. 1123 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,250 The third egg never left Egypt. 1124 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:11,791 He's not lying. I read about the chamber. 1125 01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:15,666 Was that so hard? 1126 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:20,750 -Shall we celebrate? -[Sotto Voce chuckles] 1127 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:21,791 [cork pops] 1128 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,458 To the end of our business. 1129 01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:32,666 And the beginning of our pleasure. 1130 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,166 -[glass shatters] -[crowd cheers] 1131 01:11:45,250 --> 01:11:46,791 -I mean… -Oh, come on. 1132 01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:50,166 You didn't see that coming, amateur hour? 1133 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,750 Guard! 1134 01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:55,208 I don't know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne 1135 01:11:55,291 --> 01:11:57,291 -when all of the sudden he fell. -[guard grunts] 1136 01:11:59,166 --> 01:12:01,083 And scene. 1137 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:02,750 Long con? 1138 01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:04,250 Long con. 1139 01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:06,583 You know, lady, I'm really starting to not like you. 1140 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:11,583 Now I'd really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out, 1141 01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:17,041 but I'm late for a date with a very large pyramid. 1142 01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:19,833 Can't wait to see what happens next. 1143 01:12:19,916 --> 01:12:21,250 So exciting! 1144 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,708 ♪ Downtown ♪ 1145 01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:28,958 ♪ Things will be great When you're downtown ♪ 1146 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,708 She's a good singer. 1147 01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:34,666 You should have took that deal when she offered it to you in prison. 1148 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,875 Well, you shouldn't have got us caught by her boyfriend. 1149 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,541 Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend? 1150 01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:41,083 Well, if you don't know that, then you really are dumber than I look. 1151 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,291 [screams] 1152 01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:45,416 Jesus! That's really scary. 1153 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:46,500 [groaning] 1154 01:12:49,166 --> 01:12:53,333 [Booth, distorted] Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie. 1155 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:56,333 You did this. 1156 01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:59,666 This is your fault. She was mine. 1157 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:03,291 [Booth] Honey, honey, honey, homegirl is a hard ten. 1158 01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:05,666 And you look like… 1159 01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:08,500 Like a muscular toddler. 1160 01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:10,791 I don't think it was gonna work. 1161 01:13:11,541 --> 01:13:13,666 -The height difference and… -Oh, shit. 1162 01:13:13,750 --> 01:13:14,875 [grunting] 1163 01:13:16,958 --> 01:13:19,000 -[gun cocks] -[Booth] Whoa, whoa. Hold on. 1164 01:13:19,083 --> 01:13:21,083 Let's talk about this. [screaming] 1165 01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:25,875 -John, you hit? -[Hartley] No, surprisingly not. 1166 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,083 [Booth] What? How is that possible? 1167 01:13:28,166 --> 01:13:29,583 [gun clicks] 1168 01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:33,541 [both grunt] 1169 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,791 [sputtering] How did you get free? 1170 01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:38,791 -He shot the cuff. -He hit something? 1171 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:41,416 Lucky shot. 1172 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,791 We're gonna get out of here. 1173 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:44,666 We're really gonna do it. 1174 01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:48,125 Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where are you goin'? We're partners. 1175 01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:50,583 Oh, we're partners now? No, our partnership ended 1176 01:13:50,666 --> 01:13:53,208 when you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me. 1177 01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:55,833 You're not gonna find The Bishop. Not without me. 1178 01:13:55,916 --> 01:13:58,333 I got a pretty good idea where she's going because of you. 1179 01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,541 -So, goodbye. -I lied. 1180 01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:07,000 -I lied. -What do you mean, "you lied"? 1181 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:09,083 I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing. 1182 01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:12,000 I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus. 1183 01:14:12,791 --> 01:14:13,625 All of 'em. 1184 01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:20,750 Look, the point is, is that the third egg isn't in Egypt. 1185 01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:22,541 Right. I don't give a shit about the egg. 1186 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:25,416 I care about arresting The Bishop and clearing my name. 1187 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:28,583 Right. But you won't get to The Bishop unless you get to the egg. 1188 01:14:28,666 --> 01:14:30,250 And I know where the egg is. 1189 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,291 Just get me out of here. 1190 01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,500 I'll get the egg and you'll get The Bishop. 1191 01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:36,916 Come on! 1192 01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:40,416 [softly] Pretty please? 1193 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,000 Thoughts? 1194 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:49,166 [crowd cheering] 1195 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:50,250 You hear that? 1196 01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:56,833 [yells] 1197 01:14:56,916 --> 01:14:58,166 [breathing heavily] 1198 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:01,750 Hey, hey, hey. 1199 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:03,500 Up here. 1200 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:07,000 We'll disappear into the crowd. We'll be home free. 1201 01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:09,083 [ominous music playing] 1202 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:13,208 [crowd cheering] 1203 01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,583 [indistinct chatter] 1204 01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:23,458 [bellows] 1205 01:15:23,541 --> 01:15:24,916 Oh, shit! 1206 01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:28,291 I think we're gonna get out of here. 1207 01:15:28,833 --> 01:15:30,125 [exclaims] Shit! 1208 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,666 -No, no. Don't move. Don't move. -Why? 1209 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:40,708 Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion. 1210 01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:42,208 You're thinking of Jurassic Park. 1211 01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:45,708 No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough. 1212 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:48,958 You're thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park. 1213 01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:50,916 [all yelling in Spanish] 1214 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:56,083 Vámonos. Vámonos. They're telling me to run. 1215 01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:58,125 If you run, you die. 1216 01:15:58,208 --> 01:15:59,541 [snorting] 1217 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:02,666 All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it? 1218 01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:05,750 Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum. 1219 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:06,750 Asshole! 1220 01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:08,208 -[bull snorts] -[grunts] 1221 01:16:08,291 --> 01:16:10,083 -[groans] -[crowd gasps] 1222 01:16:13,083 --> 01:16:15,333 [Booth] Run, run, run, run, run or you will die! 1223 01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,791 [bellowing] 1224 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,041 A-ha-- [grunts] 1225 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,541 [crowd cheering] 1226 01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:30,791 Ah. 1227 01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:33,291 Thank you! 1228 01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:38,333 What's your problem? 1229 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,000 Don't run? 1230 01:16:40,708 --> 01:16:41,958 Don't run? 1231 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:45,000 [Booth] You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip? 1232 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:47,166 Wait till you see our ride. You're gonna love it. 1233 01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:58,750 This is fun, isn't it? 1234 01:16:58,833 --> 01:17:01,000 Riding the rails hobo-style. 1235 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:04,166 You ever see, um, uh, Sullivan's Travels? 1236 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:05,708 No, I haven't. 1237 01:17:05,791 --> 01:17:07,833 And no, it's not, all right? Cough it up. 1238 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,708 Where are we headed? Where's the third egg? 1239 01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:11,416 All right, fine. 1240 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,041 I've been thinking about this a lot, and I can't tell you. 1241 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,208 What do you mean, you can't tell me? 1242 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:20,083 It's not so much of a "can't," it's more of a "won't." 1243 01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:22,375 [exclaims] 1244 01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:25,375 Take me to the third egg, Booth. 1245 01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:26,958 [train horn blowing] 1246 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,083 You wanna do it? 1247 01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:33,416 [suspenseful music playing] 1248 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,541 Do it. 1249 01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:36,583 You can't, can you? 1250 01:17:37,125 --> 01:17:40,000 'Cause even though you're running around with me, playing the thief, 1251 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,916 you're not a real bad guy, Bubba. 1252 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:49,458 [suspenseful music builds] 1253 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,166 [Booth screams] 1254 01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:56,833 Let's get something straight right now. 1255 01:17:58,250 --> 01:17:59,416 That was terrifying. 1256 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:03,791 Look, it's not that I don't care about you. 1257 01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:06,041 It's that I don't care about anyone. 1258 01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:09,416 My dad was a crook. 1259 01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,083 A con man, actually. 1260 01:18:13,166 --> 01:18:15,291 [emotional music playing] 1261 01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:16,375 He was the best. 1262 01:18:17,708 --> 01:18:20,833 Then on my 13th birthday, he didn't show up. 1263 01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,291 My mom and I never saw him again. 1264 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:28,750 Wow. 1265 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,916 We really got some dads, huh? 1266 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,041 It's a miracle we're not both strippers. 1267 01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:36,833 [chuckles] Yeah. 1268 01:18:36,916 --> 01:18:39,250 [chuckles] 1269 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:43,666 Look, your dad was a cop, so you became a crook. 1270 01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:46,583 My dad was a crook, so I became a cop. 1271 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,500 We're not that different. 1272 01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:51,291 I'm not asking you to care about me, Booth. 1273 01:18:52,416 --> 01:18:53,791 I'm asking you to help me. 1274 01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:58,625 Help me catch The Bishop and clear my name, 1275 01:18:58,708 --> 01:19:02,916 and I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again. 1276 01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:07,250 It's the only chance I have to get my life back. 1277 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:09,291 Please. 1278 01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:21,791 April, 1945. 1279 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:27,625 The Red Army's at the gate, days from taking Berlin. 1280 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:30,041 It's game over for the Nazis, 1281 01:19:30,125 --> 01:19:33,416 and that's when a forgotten Mr. Nobody named Rudolph Zeich, 1282 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:36,166 Hitler's personal art and antiquities dealer, 1283 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:39,916 and the only man ever rumored to have held Cleopatra's third egg 1284 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,583 in his hands, 1285 01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:45,583 hopped a steamer ship and fled Germany for Argentina. 1286 01:19:45,666 --> 01:19:48,333 The manifest shows he traveled with just a single suitcase. 1287 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:55,333 Oh, and sixteen five-ton cargo containers logged only as holding machine parts. 1288 01:19:57,375 --> 01:20:00,291 Now, why would an art dealer leave his patron's side 1289 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:01,791 and travel halfway around the globe, 1290 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:06,041 with nearly 100 tons of so-called machine parts? 1291 01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:10,208 For 70 years, amateur sleuths, treasure hunters, 1292 01:20:10,291 --> 01:20:14,083 and adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question, 1293 01:20:15,041 --> 01:20:20,208 obsessed with finding what they believed had to be Hitler's lost bunker, 1294 01:20:20,291 --> 01:20:23,083 hidden somewhere in South America. 1295 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,583 And my dad was one of them. 1296 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:30,583 He'd spend weekends holed up in his office, 1297 01:20:30,666 --> 01:20:33,375 poring over old maps and declassified files. 1298 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:37,708 Holidays, he'd drive hours away to obscure auctions, 1299 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,958 where he'd bid on the strangest things. 1300 01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:45,666 Including a watch. 1301 01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:54,583 And not just any watch. Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich's watch. 1302 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:58,791 That same watch my father chose to love more than me. 1303 01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:00,958 What a dick. 1304 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:07,000 Never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt, 1305 01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:08,458 even after he passed. 1306 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:11,958 That was my father's thing, and he could have it. 1307 01:21:20,666 --> 01:21:23,916 But when I discovered what was inside it, 1308 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:28,916 I knew right then that I held in my hand 1309 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,750 the secret to the third egg's location. 1310 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,625 [Hartley] Booth, you've had me traveling for three days 1311 01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:07,125 and hiking in circles for eight hours. 1312 01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:08,750 That map better be right. 1313 01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,000 [Booth] Relax, we'll find it. 1314 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:12,750 [Hartley] Say we find it. 1315 01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:14,916 How can you be sure the egg is actually there? 1316 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,166 -[Booth] What do you mean? -I get that Rudolph the red-nosed Nazi guy 1317 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:21,166 is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands, 1318 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:25,666 and that this mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure. 1319 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:28,708 How can you be sure the third egg itself is actually there? 1320 01:22:28,791 --> 01:22:29,625 Faith. 1321 01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:32,750 Faith? 1322 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,291 I'm sorry, I just wanna be clear. 1323 01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:37,541 So we're out in the middle of nowhere based on faith? 1324 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:40,458 Or "gut vibe" if you're not into the whole religious thing. 1325 01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:41,375 No. 1326 01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:44,708 You know, the kinda thing I'm into is a good plan. 1327 01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:47,083 A smart plan, the opposite of this. 1328 01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:50,250 Relax. I have good news. If I'm reading this map right… 1329 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:52,666 We're here. 1330 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,083 -We're where? -We've arrived. 1331 01:22:54,166 --> 01:22:55,208 X marks the spot. 1332 01:22:55,291 --> 01:22:58,041 X… What spot? X marks the spot. 1333 01:22:58,125 --> 01:23:00,416 We're here. Here it is. Great job! 1334 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,875 -Please don't yell at me. -You found it! Booth found it. 1335 01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,750 There's no bunker. There's shit here. 1336 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,958 -I'm just telling you what the map says. -There's no bunker. 1337 01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:08,416 Tell me, what does the map say? 1338 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:11,125 Oh, shit! 1339 01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:14,916 Yeah, it's gonna be a long walk back. 1340 01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:17,875 You know what I blame? I blame the compass. 1341 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:20,541 I got this thing back in Scouts. It's been a little wonky. 1342 01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:22,208 It was never my strong suit. 1343 01:23:22,291 --> 01:23:23,416 -Can I see this? -Absolutely. 1344 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,708 -Can I see this? -Of course. 1345 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:27,375 I see what the problem is. 1346 01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:29,916 -That's the problem. -Oh. That is not kind. 1347 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,583 You know what's not kind? Dragging me out in the middle of nowhere, 1348 01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:35,166 halfway around the world, based on a goddamn hunch! 1349 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:36,458 [metal clangs] 1350 01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:42,125 [triumphant music playing] 1351 01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:31,000 [Booth] Holy shit! 1352 01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:46,708 [Booth whistling "The Raiders March"] 1353 01:24:51,125 --> 01:24:51,958 [whistling stops] 1354 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:02,583 Guess they're paying the utilities. 1355 01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:06,041 It's gotta be hydroelectric power, 1356 01:25:06,791 --> 01:25:09,083 which means there's running water somewhere down here. 1357 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,750 Look at that door. Nothing hiding behind there. 1358 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,291 How are we gonna get through this? 1359 01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:28,041 Oh, shit! 1360 01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,375 You have got to be kidding. 1361 01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:39,833 Is that your father's watch? 1362 01:25:39,916 --> 01:25:43,083 No. It's the watch from Pulp Fiction. 1363 01:25:43,666 --> 01:25:45,375 Yes, it's my father's watch. 1364 01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:49,458 -I thought you said you smashed it. -I had it repaired. Is that a problem? 1365 01:25:49,541 --> 01:25:52,125 No, it's not a problem. Glad you're not touchy about it. 1366 01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:53,208 Please shut up. 1367 01:25:56,416 --> 01:25:57,250 [clangs] 1368 01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:59,250 Uh, fun with magnets. All right. 1369 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:04,875 [clicking] 1370 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:12,833 Dad… 1371 01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:16,875 Please be good crazy. 1372 01:26:21,416 --> 01:26:24,166 -[clicking] -[dull thud] 1373 01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:26,500 -[chains rattling] -[metal thudding] 1374 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,750 [thudding stops] 1375 01:26:40,791 --> 01:26:42,208 [both grunting] 1376 01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:22,208 Forget the egg, let's just steal this stuff. 1377 01:27:22,291 --> 01:27:24,166 [Hartley] We're not here to steal anything. 1378 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:27,375 Uh, actually we are. We're here to steal the egg. 1379 01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:28,666 [Hartley] You know what I mean. 1380 01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:32,083 [Booth] Oh, I steal it, it's stealing, and you steal it, it's what? 1381 01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:34,250 How about we just shut up? And by we, I mean you. 1382 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:35,791 [Booth] You're also rude too. 1383 01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:38,666 Rude to boot. 1384 01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:41,541 [Hartley] How are we gonna find this egg? 1385 01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:42,833 [Booth] I don't know. 1386 01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:45,750 Look for a box that says "MacGuffin." 1387 01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:03,791 Oh! 1388 01:28:03,875 --> 01:28:05,333 Do you know what this is? 1389 01:28:05,833 --> 01:28:07,708 This is… 1390 01:28:07,791 --> 01:28:12,875 Yes, this is a 1931 Mercedes-Benz Grosser 770. 1391 01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:16,041 I could flip this for $25 million, easy. 1392 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:18,625 There's, like, three of these left on the planet. Four! 1393 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:21,000 There's four now. 1394 01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:22,458 Three quarter-inch steel, 1395 01:28:22,541 --> 01:28:25,125 reinforced armor-plating, bullet-resistant glass, 1396 01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,625 and a 24-karat gold inlay. 1397 01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:29,833 This is a convertible tank. 1398 01:28:29,916 --> 01:28:32,833 And it's in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs. 1399 01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:34,750 Too bad it was driven by Nazi scum. 1400 01:28:34,833 --> 01:28:36,333 It's a shame we're gonna have to burn it. 1401 01:28:36,416 --> 01:28:38,250 How did they get it down here anyway? 1402 01:28:38,333 --> 01:28:41,416 They carry it down the stairs in tiny pieces and reassemble? 1403 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:42,416 Through there. 1404 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:47,416 Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines. 1405 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,208 The shafts down here are massive and go on for miles. 1406 01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:53,958 Build the bunker, bring in the loot, seal the shaft… 1407 01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:55,083 Bob's your uncle. 1408 01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:57,000 Who's your daddy? 1409 01:28:57,083 --> 01:28:58,708 [Hartley] That's not how it goes. 1410 01:28:58,791 --> 01:28:59,875 [Booth] I know. 1411 01:29:04,125 --> 01:29:08,458 Well, labels, Nazis, dum-dums. 1412 01:29:13,583 --> 01:29:15,750 [Booth guffawing] 1413 01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:19,000 [triumphant music playing] 1414 01:29:22,916 --> 01:29:23,791 [clangs] 1415 01:29:28,875 --> 01:29:29,833 Five-second rule. 1416 01:29:29,916 --> 01:29:33,791 It's fine. Totally fine. Not a scratch on it. 1417 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,625 Are you sure you don't wanna flip this one? I got a guy. 1418 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:38,416 Let me save you the trouble. 1419 01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:40,666 [sighs] 1420 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,916 Your entrances are bullshit. 1421 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,375 Egypt? [scoffs] 1422 01:29:45,041 --> 01:29:48,458 Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word? 1423 01:29:48,541 --> 01:29:51,500 All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from Sotto Voce, 1424 01:29:51,583 --> 01:29:53,750 and you led me right to the third egg, 1425 01:29:53,833 --> 01:29:55,875 which I'm going to take from you now. 1426 01:29:56,666 --> 01:29:59,333 So, uh, hand it over. 1427 01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:01,916 Come on, don't be shy. 1428 01:30:05,083 --> 01:30:07,583 [mockingly] Good job. Attaboy. 1429 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:09,625 -[door opens] -[cocks gun] 1430 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:10,833 Drop your weapon! 1431 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:14,875 [rapid gunshots] 1432 01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:16,791 [in Spanish] This way! On that side. 1433 01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:22,291 [in English] How did she find us? 1434 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,791 I followed you. She must have followed me. 1435 01:30:26,833 --> 01:30:27,791 No shit! 1436 01:30:31,041 --> 01:30:33,458 Why are you shooting at them? I thought you were on their side. 1437 01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:35,666 I am on their side. They shot at me first. 1438 01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,166 How are we gonna get out of here? 1439 01:30:41,916 --> 01:30:42,833 We take that. 1440 01:30:43,416 --> 01:30:45,583 I don't think that's gonna make it up the stairs. 1441 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:48,500 -[cocks gun] -It ain't going up the stairs. 1442 01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:51,166 Cover us. 1443 01:30:53,458 --> 01:30:55,208 [officers shouting] 1444 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:03,333 [engine cranks] 1445 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,416 -Go, go, go! -I'm trying! 1446 01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:10,500 Let's go. 1447 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:13,916 -[engine starts] -Huh? Ha-ha! 1448 01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:23,000 [officers shouting in Spanish] 1449 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:30,791 Let's go! 1450 01:31:33,208 --> 01:31:34,375 -Throw it. -What? 1451 01:31:34,458 --> 01:31:35,291 Now! 1452 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,166 [Das in Spanish] You two with me, the rest of you follow. 1453 01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:50,083 Go! 1454 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:53,958 [engines revving] 1455 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,250 [in English] I'm all out. 1456 01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:31,708 [grunts] 1457 01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,416 [in Spanish] Pull over! 1458 01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:37,958 [grunts] 1459 01:32:38,750 --> 01:32:40,625 [both grunting] 1460 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:47,125 [tires screeching] 1461 01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:57,500 -[male officer] Shit! -[engine revving] 1462 01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:00,833 [exclaims] 1463 01:33:02,958 --> 01:33:03,916 Whoa! 1464 01:33:04,458 --> 01:33:05,708 [grunts] 1465 01:33:08,041 --> 01:33:09,375 [grunting] 1466 01:33:14,958 --> 01:33:16,791 [grunting] 1467 01:33:33,416 --> 01:33:34,916 [in English] Bishop, the egg! 1468 01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:38,333 [both grunting] 1469 01:33:41,208 --> 01:33:42,375 [both grunting] 1470 01:33:48,166 --> 01:33:49,166 [both grunting] 1471 01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,375 [gun cocks] 1472 01:33:58,416 --> 01:33:59,750 [both grunting] 1473 01:34:02,791 --> 01:34:03,916 [screams] 1474 01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:08,708 [yells] 1475 01:34:20,833 --> 01:34:22,541 [dramatic music playing] 1476 01:34:27,708 --> 01:34:29,125 [laughs] 1477 01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:32,208 [grunting] 1478 01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:40,458 [Booth] You saved me. 1479 01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:43,500 You love me. You love me like crazy. 1480 01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:52,958 -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! -Shit! 1481 01:34:58,208 --> 01:34:59,458 We're running out of road. 1482 01:35:00,041 --> 01:35:02,916 Hold on to something! If we stop, they'll catch us. 1483 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,583 Then let's get caught. 1484 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:07,416 We can escape later. It works for me all the time. 1485 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:09,666 Make sure to kick clear of the car. 1486 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:12,333 -I would like to workshop this idea. -Oh, shit! 1487 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:18,500 [exclaiming] 1488 01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,041 [muffled yelling] 1489 01:35:31,791 --> 01:35:33,458 [tires screech] 1490 01:35:34,666 --> 01:35:36,000 [panting] 1491 01:35:52,333 --> 01:35:53,166 [exclaims] 1492 01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:56,208 [gasping] 1493 01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:09,083 [panting] 1494 01:36:12,583 --> 01:36:14,291 It's just like we drew it up, right? 1495 01:36:16,375 --> 01:36:17,375 Hartley? 1496 01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:21,083 Hartley? 1497 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:30,458 Hartley? 1498 01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:38,166 You will be missed. 1499 01:36:43,791 --> 01:36:44,916 [groans softly] 1500 01:36:47,791 --> 01:36:51,125 Oh, shit! God damn it. 1501 01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:52,125 Hartley? 1502 01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:56,000 Hartley? Hartley? 1503 01:36:56,541 --> 01:36:58,708 Hey, where are you, you big idiot? 1504 01:36:58,791 --> 01:37:00,375 [Hartley] Who are you calling an idiot? 1505 01:37:01,541 --> 01:37:02,458 I'm right here. 1506 01:37:10,250 --> 01:37:12,291 -Did you just choose me over the egg? -No. 1507 01:37:12,375 --> 01:37:14,791 -Well, it kinda looks like you did. -I didn't. 1508 01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:16,541 You went running in there to rescue me. 1509 01:37:16,625 --> 01:37:18,041 I left my phone in there. 1510 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,000 You only have a finite amount of time to save it. 1511 01:37:21,083 --> 01:37:23,000 Stick it in a bag of rice, it's a whole thing. 1512 01:37:23,083 --> 01:37:24,291 You thought I was dead. 1513 01:37:24,375 --> 01:37:26,291 I didn't think you were dead. I wished you were dead. 1514 01:37:26,375 --> 01:37:28,958 I saw you splashing around. "Hartley! Hartley!" 1515 01:37:29,041 --> 01:37:31,791 Yes, okay, I wanted to pull you out, 1516 01:37:31,875 --> 01:37:35,250 save you, get your hopes up, and then pull you, shove you under. 1517 01:37:35,333 --> 01:37:37,333 [panting] 1518 01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:52,291 Look, I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this. 1519 01:37:53,166 --> 01:37:55,250 I'm not gonna gloat. It's not who I am. 1520 01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:57,791 Would some people say that this is very embarrassing for you? 1521 01:37:57,875 --> 01:37:59,958 Yes, of course. Of course they would. 1522 01:38:00,041 --> 01:38:02,125 Probably everybody. 1523 01:38:03,083 --> 01:38:04,541 But that's not important right now. 1524 01:38:04,625 --> 01:38:08,000 What's important is that you realize you lost and I won. 1525 01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:08,916 We. 1526 01:38:09,791 --> 01:38:13,125 We won. Together. Friendship. Teamwork. 1527 01:38:13,208 --> 01:38:14,875 It's called the moral of the story. 1528 01:38:14,958 --> 01:38:18,041 And something that I've been wanting to say for years 1529 01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:19,541 to your face is… 1530 01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:21,500 Checkmate. 1531 01:38:22,375 --> 01:38:23,625 Oh, that feels good. 1532 01:38:23,708 --> 01:38:26,291 I've got two eggs, you've got one, and you think you won? 1533 01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:28,708 How's that work exactly? 1534 01:38:28,791 --> 01:38:31,333 I don't have to win in order for you to lose. 1535 01:38:31,416 --> 01:38:33,500 That's the best part of this whole thing. 1536 01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:36,416 As long as I have the third egg, you can't win. 1537 01:38:37,250 --> 01:38:38,708 I don't care about the money anymore. 1538 01:38:38,791 --> 01:38:40,416 Honestly, look at your face right now. 1539 01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:42,583 That face right there. Just… Yeah. Perfect. 1540 01:38:42,666 --> 01:38:46,666 Resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless. 1541 01:38:46,750 --> 01:38:48,625 Also, it just gets better. 1542 01:38:48,708 --> 01:38:51,541 As an added bonus, my friend here, at no extra charge, 1543 01:38:51,625 --> 01:38:55,500 is gonna give you a lifetime supply of prison. 1544 01:38:55,583 --> 01:38:58,500 So… [in accent] That's-a nice. 1545 01:38:59,291 --> 01:39:00,708 -Stand up. -Stand up. 1546 01:39:06,583 --> 01:39:07,833 Told you how this was gonna end. 1547 01:39:19,708 --> 01:39:23,666 [ominous music playing] 1548 01:39:23,750 --> 01:39:25,750 You're right. I am the bad guy. 1549 01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:28,625 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me. 1550 01:39:28,708 --> 01:39:30,083 You don't know me, Booth. 1551 01:39:30,708 --> 01:39:33,208 You have no idea what I'm capable of. 1552 01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:40,083 What the fuck? 1553 01:39:41,083 --> 01:39:41,916 Look at him. 1554 01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,708 Resting failure face. Priceless. 1555 01:39:45,291 --> 01:39:47,208 This whole time you were working for her? 1556 01:39:47,291 --> 01:39:48,666 Not for, with. 1557 01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:51,833 -Like partners. -Yeah, we're both The Bishop. 1558 01:39:51,916 --> 01:39:53,875 Has he told you where the third egg is yet? 1559 01:39:54,458 --> 01:39:56,791 -[The Bishop shrieks] -[Hartley grunts] 1560 01:39:56,875 --> 01:39:58,791 -I love you. -I love you too. 1561 01:39:58,875 --> 01:40:00,041 -Ready? [grunts] -Yep. 1562 01:40:01,708 --> 01:40:02,541 Surprise! 1563 01:40:02,625 --> 01:40:03,958 [both chuckle] 1564 01:40:04,666 --> 01:40:06,083 There are two bishops in chess. 1565 01:40:06,166 --> 01:40:08,416 -And a whole lotta pawns. -Hmm. 1566 01:40:09,666 --> 01:40:12,375 [Hartley] I passed the first egg on to her in Bali. 1567 01:40:12,458 --> 01:40:14,208 She took the second egg from Sotto Voce. 1568 01:40:14,291 --> 01:40:17,291 And the third egg, well, the only way for us to get our hands on it 1569 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:20,083 was if you led us right to it, which you did. 1570 01:40:20,166 --> 01:40:22,166 I thought for sure you were gonna see through my 1571 01:40:22,250 --> 01:40:24,125 "We're not partners, I gotta clear my name, 1572 01:40:24,208 --> 01:40:26,125 I'm Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah." 1573 01:40:26,666 --> 01:40:29,208 To be honest, I thought I laid it on too thick in the prison. 1574 01:40:29,291 --> 01:40:31,833 -No, honey, you were so good. -No? Really? 1575 01:40:31,916 --> 01:40:34,666 Appreciate that. What'd you think? You think it was too much? 1576 01:40:34,750 --> 01:40:37,250 I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good. 1577 01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:38,500 "Pretty good"? All right. 1578 01:40:38,583 --> 01:40:41,291 Let's just rewind for one second here. 1579 01:40:41,916 --> 01:40:45,041 You electrocuted him. You went "Downtown." 1580 01:40:45,125 --> 01:40:46,666 Yes. By the way, that hurt like hell. 1581 01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:50,500 I know. I'm so sorry. I had to. 1582 01:40:50,583 --> 01:40:53,083 ♪ Downtown ♪ 1583 01:40:53,166 --> 01:40:54,250 No. 1584 01:40:54,333 --> 01:40:57,333 [The Bishop] It was the only way I could pass you a key to slip the cuffs. 1585 01:40:58,875 --> 01:41:00,708 [sputtering] How did you get free? 1586 01:41:01,583 --> 01:41:04,750 Well, anyhoo, the egg. 1587 01:41:04,833 --> 01:41:05,791 The egg. 1588 01:41:05,875 --> 01:41:07,750 That gun is soaking wet. There's no way-- 1589 01:41:07,833 --> 01:41:09,041 I'm not a Navy SEAL. 1590 01:41:12,125 --> 01:41:13,083 Third egg. 1591 01:41:13,916 --> 01:41:15,916 -Thank you. -Let's take a walk. 1592 01:41:21,458 --> 01:41:25,083 So it was all a lie? Even the sob story about your dad? 1593 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:28,541 No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him. 1594 01:41:29,625 --> 01:41:31,958 So I decided to become better than he ever was. 1595 01:41:32,041 --> 01:41:33,333 Beat him at his own game. 1596 01:41:35,333 --> 01:41:37,416 Booth, don't be too hard on yourself. 1597 01:41:37,500 --> 01:41:40,125 You're good, really good, better than most. 1598 01:41:40,708 --> 01:41:42,458 We got nothing but respect for you. 1599 01:41:43,625 --> 01:41:44,750 Better luck next time. 1600 01:41:44,833 --> 01:41:48,416 [The Bishop] We'd love to stay and chat, but we have an important wedding to attend 1601 01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:51,625 and it turns out, we have the perfect gift. 1602 01:41:52,208 --> 01:41:53,666 [Hartley] No hard feelings, pal. 1603 01:41:55,166 --> 01:41:56,291 It's what we do. 1604 01:41:56,958 --> 01:41:59,458 [clicks tongue] None taken. Super fun time, guys. 1605 01:42:00,333 --> 01:42:02,583 See, I always appreciate a quality double-cross. 1606 01:42:03,458 --> 01:42:05,458 Serious question though, you guys have any sunblock? 1607 01:42:05,541 --> 01:42:07,625 I have no base. This is a spray tan. 1608 01:42:08,916 --> 01:42:09,791 [sighs] 1609 01:42:16,791 --> 01:42:22,083 [man] A beautiful event like tonight happens only once in a father's life. 1610 01:42:22,791 --> 01:42:27,208 That is why when I arranged for my only daughter to marry, 1611 01:42:27,291 --> 01:42:32,250 I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other. 1612 01:42:37,416 --> 01:42:40,125 A gift fit for a queen, 1613 01:42:41,625 --> 01:42:43,041 my Cleopatra. 1614 01:42:45,333 --> 01:42:48,958 Behold, for the first time in two millennia, 1615 01:42:49,041 --> 01:42:52,333 all three treasured eggs have been reunited. 1616 01:43:00,291 --> 01:43:01,416 [guests gasp] 1617 01:43:01,500 --> 01:43:02,708 [applause] 1618 01:43:08,958 --> 01:43:11,000 ♪ I found a love ♪ 1619 01:43:11,083 --> 01:43:12,666 [gasps] Oh, my God! Ed… 1620 01:43:12,750 --> 01:43:14,166 ♪ For me ♪ 1621 01:43:14,250 --> 01:43:15,875 [Cleopatra] Ed Sheeran! 1622 01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:18,583 I love you! 1623 01:43:20,583 --> 01:43:22,458 Ed Sheeran, who knew? 1624 01:43:22,541 --> 01:43:23,791 God, he's so cute. 1625 01:43:23,875 --> 01:43:29,666 ♪ I found a girl, beautiful and sweet ♪ 1626 01:43:29,750 --> 01:43:34,750 ♪ Oh, I never knew you were The someone waiting for me ♪ 1627 01:43:35,333 --> 01:43:36,291 Yeah, I like that guy. 1628 01:43:36,375 --> 01:43:39,000 [male officer] Attention. This is an Interpol police action. 1629 01:43:39,083 --> 01:43:41,791 Remain in your seats. This will be over shortly. 1630 01:43:44,916 --> 01:43:45,916 What are you doing? 1631 01:43:47,958 --> 01:43:49,416 -Cheers. -Cheers. 1632 01:43:50,375 --> 01:43:53,125 -Oh, my God. Don't touch me. Excuse me! -Oi! 1633 01:43:54,291 --> 01:43:56,875 Come on, then. Come on! Come on! 1634 01:43:59,625 --> 01:44:02,041 We'll take those. Thank you very much. 1635 01:44:02,625 --> 01:44:04,375 -Let's get out of here. -[chuckles softly] 1636 01:44:06,958 --> 01:44:09,000 Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime. 1637 01:44:09,083 --> 01:44:11,125 You're under arrest, father of the bride. 1638 01:44:11,208 --> 01:44:13,166 This is outrageous. 1639 01:44:13,250 --> 01:44:16,333 [indistinct police radio chatter] 1640 01:44:16,416 --> 01:44:19,000 [both grunting] Get off me. Do you know who I am? 1641 01:44:19,583 --> 01:44:21,166 I was in Game of Thrones! 1642 01:44:21,708 --> 01:44:23,333 I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch! 1643 01:44:23,416 --> 01:44:26,833 [upbeat music playing] 1644 01:44:49,791 --> 01:44:51,416 [Booth] This gouda is disappointing. 1645 01:44:52,750 --> 01:44:55,708 Such a fancy yacht, you'd think they could stock some decent cheeses. 1646 01:44:56,458 --> 01:44:59,500 That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork. 1647 01:45:01,791 --> 01:45:03,916 I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming. 1648 01:45:04,583 --> 01:45:06,000 Surprised to see me? 1649 01:45:06,083 --> 01:45:08,500 Well, we're just surprised it took you so long to find us. 1650 01:45:08,583 --> 01:45:10,625 Oh, I actually… I came aboard yesterday. 1651 01:45:11,291 --> 01:45:14,000 You weren't the only one crying at the end of your lovemaking. 1652 01:45:14,083 --> 01:45:17,166 You know, funny story, after Das picked me up on the beach… 1653 01:45:17,250 --> 01:45:18,500 Looks like you ran out of friends. 1654 01:45:18,583 --> 01:45:21,375 [Booth] She sent me to the only place on Earth that actually is worse 1655 01:45:21,458 --> 01:45:22,750 than her Instagram account. 1656 01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:25,333 But then I remembered 1657 01:45:25,416 --> 01:45:27,958 that I'm pretty good at escaping from things. 1658 01:45:28,708 --> 01:45:29,666 So I did. 1659 01:45:33,666 --> 01:45:36,583 Look, am I upset about what happened back on the beach? 1660 01:45:36,666 --> 01:45:39,416 Absolutely not. All's fair in love and eggs. 1661 01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:41,291 I came to congratulate you both. 1662 01:45:41,375 --> 01:45:43,250 Great. Glad you approve. What do you want? 1663 01:45:43,333 --> 01:45:46,125 Well, I'm big on forgiveness. I always have been. 1664 01:45:46,208 --> 01:45:47,708 But I'm not so big on forget-ness. 1665 01:45:47,791 --> 01:45:49,333 What are you talking about? 1666 01:45:50,958 --> 01:45:52,791 I'm talking about my twist ending. 1667 01:45:52,875 --> 01:45:55,000 You know the 300 million you guys got on the eggs 1668 01:45:55,083 --> 01:45:56,708 before you double-crossed the billionaire? 1669 01:45:56,791 --> 01:45:58,208 Nice touch, by the way. 1670 01:45:58,291 --> 01:46:00,625 Anyhow, I gave our friend, Inspector Das, a little jingle 1671 01:46:00,708 --> 01:46:03,125 and I tipped her off about that secure Cayman Island account 1672 01:46:03,208 --> 01:46:04,125 you stashed it in. 1673 01:46:04,208 --> 01:46:06,833 Turns out, it's not as secure as one might hope. 1674 01:46:09,625 --> 01:46:10,708 Take it all. 1675 01:46:14,500 --> 01:46:16,958 [Booth] See? Now, we're even. 1676 01:46:17,666 --> 01:46:20,708 Everyone loses, no one gets the money and we can all be friends again. 1677 01:46:20,791 --> 01:46:22,458 Cut the shit. What's the offer? 1678 01:46:22,541 --> 01:46:23,583 There's a new score. 1679 01:46:23,666 --> 01:46:26,625 Double the payout, triple the challenge, plus, here's the best part. 1680 01:46:27,250 --> 01:46:29,708 It's a three-thief job. [mouthing] One, two, three. 1681 01:46:29,791 --> 01:46:31,750 And let me guess, if we don't say yes, 1682 01:46:31,833 --> 01:46:34,208 then Inspector Das is on her way right now to arrest us. 1683 01:46:34,791 --> 01:46:36,083 Yes, in very fast boats. 1684 01:46:36,625 --> 01:46:38,000 Know what I think is funny, Booth? 1685 01:46:38,083 --> 01:46:41,125 Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists. 1686 01:46:41,208 --> 01:46:44,208 The fact that you think the two of us would ever team up with you. 1687 01:46:44,291 --> 01:46:45,291 Get off the boat. 1688 01:46:45,375 --> 01:46:48,208 Great. I'll, uh, send you both a sharpened toothbrush. 1689 01:46:49,541 --> 01:46:51,125 Wait, stop. 1690 01:46:53,875 --> 01:46:56,375 [sighs] Look, we need a new score now anyway. 1691 01:46:56,458 --> 01:46:58,958 I know he drives you crazy, but he's good. 1692 01:46:59,041 --> 01:47:01,500 -And you two work well together. -No, we don't. 1693 01:47:01,583 --> 01:47:02,875 We kinda do. 1694 01:47:04,166 --> 01:47:05,541 Do you trust me? 1695 01:47:06,166 --> 01:47:07,000 Always. 1696 01:47:07,750 --> 01:47:09,708 -You love me? -Big time. 1697 01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:12,166 That's all we need. 1698 01:47:14,708 --> 01:47:15,833 [both] What are we stealing? 1699 01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:17,333 This. 1700 01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:27,708 [indistinct police radio chatter] 1701 01:47:44,416 --> 01:47:47,166 [in Italian] It's abandoned. They're not here. 1702 01:47:55,041 --> 01:47:56,958 [ominous music playing] 1703 01:48:07,500 --> 01:48:08,333 Ready? 1704 01:48:09,083 --> 01:48:10,541 What could possibly go wrong? 1705 01:48:11,666 --> 01:48:12,583 Everything. 1706 01:48:13,958 --> 01:48:15,000 [laughs] 1707 01:48:15,083 --> 01:48:18,416 ["Notorious B.I.G." playing] 1708 01:48:18,500 --> 01:48:20,791 ♪ No, no, notorious ♪ 1709 01:48:20,875 --> 01:48:23,250 ♪ He is, he is ♪ 1710 01:48:24,708 --> 01:48:27,916 ♪ The doctor said I need About three weeks of recovery ♪ 1711 01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:29,458 ♪ But the nurses is lovin' me ♪ 1712 01:48:29,541 --> 01:48:31,833 ♪ Sayin' the best part of the day Is my half ♪ 1713 01:48:31,916 --> 01:48:34,166 ♪ Feedin' me breakfast And givin' me a sponge bath ♪ 1714 01:48:34,250 --> 01:48:36,833 ♪ All the time Big Poppa kick the war rhymes ♪ 1715 01:48:36,916 --> 01:48:38,833 ♪ Raw flows And that's how it goes ♪ 1716 01:48:38,916 --> 01:48:41,708 ♪ Notorious He is, he is ♪ 1717 01:48:41,791 --> 01:48:45,250 ♪ No, no, notorious ♪ 1718 01:48:54,750 --> 01:48:56,750 ["Landing" playing] 1719 01:55:30,791 --> 01:55:32,375 [The Bishop] Don't miss me too much. 1720 01:55:32,458 --> 01:55:33,500 [sing-song] Ta-ta! 120910

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