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SLUGS
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Six, six, six.
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Six, six, six, six...
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That counts.
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Johann, I've been thinking.
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Where you work...
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they spend tons on PR, right?
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So let's do a commercial for the Post.
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It's not called Post anymore,
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now it's called Telekom.
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Wrong, the Post is...
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still in charge of mail & phone calls.
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Who still calls from the Post?
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The commercial is done, but we say...
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we're a creative young team...
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with a great idea.
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Give us an office for 3 months...
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with lnternet and everything else,
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and we'll design...
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a revolutionary new ad concept.
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If you're not happy, pay nothing.
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Sure, they do it all the time.
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They're not risking a thing.
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That's 3 months of...
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surfing, games, and free phone calls.
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Plus they'll want our commercial too.
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'Cause it's brilliant.
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Rats.
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Wanna know how it goes?
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I rolled a six.
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Black background. 3 seconds long.
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Coming from left...
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midway down the screen,
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you see in yellow the word "post,"
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and right afterwards...
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the same word again, and again,
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"post," "post," "post"...
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The text runs from left to right...
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across the screen.
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And you hear a male voice,
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sonorous but young, saying, "post,
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post, post"...
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Blows your mind, doesn't it?
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It'll be the start
of a whole new craze.
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On the streets people will
wink at each other and say:
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"post, post, post."
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You could at least mention it
to your PR manager.
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Sure thing.
I'll talk to him first thing tomorrow.
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Yeah, I mean, it doesn't hurt to ask.
It's a terrific idea.
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Yeah, but you said
you'd talk to the PR manager.
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Y'know, about the commercial.
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Yeah. Post, post, post, yeah.
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It'll work for sure. Yeah.
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Post, post, post...
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I imagine how you Iook
still half asleep...
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as you drink your coffee
at the breakfast table.
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How you bend forward
and reach for the butter,
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and your bathrobe slips.
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I imagine my hand
between your Iegs,
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how nice and warm it is here...
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in your Iittle nest.
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Has anyone ever written back?
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Leave me alone,
I've got a headache.
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Wildbach. Funny.
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Gerhard married a girl from there.
-Oh yeah?
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He was my best friend
in grade school.
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We sat next to each other
for 4 years.
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Julia Loibnegger. Bet she's dying
to move in with you guys.
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OK, put it back now.
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We are but tiny stars
born of a cosmic bang.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Here, look.
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It was singing so pretty just now.
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I got a few 1 00 grams sausage.
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I need you to come pick it up,
make cold cuts...
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Answer the phone.
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Hi.
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It's 60 for the house sausage.
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I'm out of caramel,
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but I'm getting some
fresh raider next week.
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I'll let you know next time.
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And I'm not the bank, OK?
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You know how much you owe me?
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You'll get your money, don't worry.
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Seppi?
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Are you jerking off?
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Don't call me Seppi.
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You do know that
that's not the answer.
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I don't care.
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What are you thinking about?
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Could it be...
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that you wrote another letter?
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What?
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I imagine you in the morning...
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as you drink your coffee.
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Thanks a lot.
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I lost it.
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You really turn me on
the way you butter your roll.
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Hello.
-Hello.
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Do you take credit cards?
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You want a receipt too?
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Very funny.
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Come in.
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Forget it.
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Smart girl.
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A true professional, I like that.
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Honey, I'll be right back.
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I don't need any dope at the moment,
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turns your brain to mush.
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But I hear you're...
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interested in films and whatnot,
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and that you know that scene.
-Where'd you hear that?
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Not important.
I might have something for you.
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A video, see?
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Fuck off.
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With boy and girl students.
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With sex and whatnot.
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Amateurish is OK, like a home movie,
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just let the camera run.
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I'd be the producer.
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What did you have in mind?
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Well like with intellectuals,
you know,
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who get together
and say smart stuff...
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and screw each other.
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But nothing lame.
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With blow jobs...
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and bare asses
and juicy stuff like that.
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That's what folks wanna see.
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Forget it.
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Let's have your 1 00.
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Is that ganja?
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Normally I'm the ganja man.
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I can't believe you don't know
a couple of guys...
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who just think about porkin' all day.
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Hey, isn't that Martha over there?
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Didn't you make out with her
at Mao's party?
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Yeah, a little.
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Who's that geeky teaching major
behind her?
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Beats me.
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Old becomes new.
Now that can't be.
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New becomes old, Marie.
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Warm becomes cold.
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And now should cyberspace
replace your dear grandson?
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A keyboard wet with tears of woe.
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Where did all the people go?
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Go on,
she's just playing hard to get.
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I could sure use some pussy again.
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I've been thinking the same thing.
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We don't get the kind of
regular sex we deserve.
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I don't know.
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Why does some geeky 30-year-old
think I'm sexy...
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and not the 20-year-old babe?
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Teaching-major-chick
would have gone to bed with you.
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I'm not that hard up.
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I was a teaching major too
for a while,
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but the way she was dancing...
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Yeah, no way.
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I mean, so wild and uninhibited,
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but at the same time totally uncool.
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We've got more important things
on our minds.
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Like how to make sure that
in our next life...
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we don't get reborn as ourselves.
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You wanna split a kebab?
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Business is going good?
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It's OK.
How's it going with you two?
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I play soccer every once in a while...
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I've seriously been thinking...
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about quitting my job
at the post office.
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Changing shifts so much...
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makes my head spin in the afternoon.
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So what's your plan?
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I'd like to do something creative.
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Dance instructor maybe, huh?
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Lambada classes for swinger couples.
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There's an untapped market.
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Or we could make a porn flick
with you as stars.
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Very funny.
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That'd be something creative.
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It's what you men
always dream about.
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You can count me out.
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Did someone buy box wine?
Mr. Cheapskate strikes again.
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I think we should have
a good story...
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with credible characters and
real emotions and entanglements.
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And what I like are the mix-ups.
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You know like someone
slams the door of a hotel room...
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and the nine turns into a six.
-I don't know.
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We're making a sex film
not a Jerry Lewis comedy.
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I think the intellectual side has to...
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It's gotta be realistic, y'know,
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Iike in the George Michael video
at the ski lodge...
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where they have a blast
and everyone screws everyone.
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Except for with us it's summertime.
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I think the best stories
are like real life.
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Students go to the countryside
to study for an exam...
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hoping it'll improve
their concentration, and then...
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everyone fucks everyone.
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In between they drill each other
and quote Aristotle and stuff.
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Where's the story?
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They flunk the test.
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Oh, real life, just more intense...
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And more stimulating:
"friction fiction."
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We may call it fiction,
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but that doesn't mean
we can't really do it in the film...
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just so the people watching
can lean back and say,
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"It's just a movie."
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Like the gorgeous female character...
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who appears
in the male character's...
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fantasy sex scene...
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that turns out to be just his dream.
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But she really was naked -
in the movie.
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And in reality too.
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During the dream sequence shoot.
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I think we should cheetah
some alcohol.
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What?
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I think we should cheetah
some alcohol.
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I see, meaning what?
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I'd like to cheetah
a little alcohol tonight.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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It does so.
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Then where does this come from,
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to cheetah alcohol?
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Obviously from cheetah.
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The animal?
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Akin to leoparding.
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I don't know, I think she's lion to us.
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You're using it as a verb.
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That's crap.
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It really does exist. I swear.
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She's leopardizing our friendship.
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That's a verb.
-There you have it.
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Of course.
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I assume this works
with every animal.
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I mean why not giraffe a pint
or camel a six-pack?
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Or we could apple
or orange ourselves silly.
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You get 3000 up front,
I'll throw in some ganja,
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that'll take care of expenses.
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You get the rest when you deliver.
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How do I do a whole porn flick
on 3000?
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That's just for starters.
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Look,
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if things work out...
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and it sells well,
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I'll give you a cut.
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You let me down, though,
you got a problem.
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There's some milk left...
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Roger. And thanks.
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Have a safe trip.
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The bike isn't too sturdy,
I'd rather...
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Let's go, Reini.
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First Vienna Wet Pussy Raffle.
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Hey, an orgy where you wear
paper bags with faces drawn on them.
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Incredible.
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You want this one too?
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Who are we balling anyway?
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We'll be casting the female roles.
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And I'll be directing,
as non-playing captain.
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Now I get it.
You wanna play director.
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Directrice.
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Max, leave the dildos alone.
C'mon we're outta here.
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Ciao. Bye. See you later.
-Max, let's go.
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Listen to this dialogue.
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Mashed potatoes still good?
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Mao is absolutely right.
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If these idiots can earn money
like this, so can we.
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Look, what's so hard about that?
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And you don't care if
Mao's making all the decisions?
267
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,310
The main thing is to
get the job done and collect.
268
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,715
And Mao's the right person for that.
269
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,072
With my share of the money
I'm going to Mallorca.
270
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,113
I'll learn how to kite surf
and get drunk every night.
271
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,754
And when I come home,
I'm gonna start a new life.
272
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,997
Say what you want
about porn flicks,
273
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,589
but they kick ass
when it comes to names.
274
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,876
See, Gina Wild, for instance.
275
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,957
Teresa Orlowski, that's hot, man.
276
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,991
Shouldn't we be thinking
of male names?
277
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,269
Oh brother.
278
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,829
I mean, for example, Clit Eastwood...
279
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,837
He sounds like a hermaphrodite.
280
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,713
What about Boris Pecker?
-He's got enough problems.
281
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,435
But the beat-all of names is...
282
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,159
Phil Mydick.
283
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,079
He's for real.
It comes from feel my dick.
284
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,395
You get it?
285
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,519
I know what you mean,
but seriously,
286
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,518
what about Joe Meat?
Joe because my name's Johann...
287
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,789
I like Joe Meathead better.
288
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,279
Give us a call and stop by.
289
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,833
"Politeness." OK.
290
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,076
Check moaning skills.
291
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,872
"Suitability."
292
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,469
I'm not sure about that one.
-What?
293
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,511
That's a key point, you dork.
294
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,029
We have to see if
they really want to do it.
295
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,514
Alright OK.
296
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,109
If you want,
we can scratch "politeness"...
297
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,276
and replace it with "cleanliness."
298
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,038
Hey, it's important to me.
299
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,709
And how did you
want to monitor that?
300
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,795
Yes?
301
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,795
Sabi.
302
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,196
What?
-Sabine.
303
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,473
And this is Johann, my partner,
or Joe.
304
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,952
I thought I'd try anyway.
305
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,477
Can't you read,
we're only casting women.
306
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,795
Do I have a chance?
307
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,117
My parents are so fuckin' stingy,
it drives me crazy.
308
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,309
I don't know how
I'll get through the summer.
309
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,873
Be in our film.
310
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,878
I'll cancel your debts and you can
earn some spending money.
311
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,629
Shit, I should be studying
for my entrance exam.
312
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,512
It's your call.
313
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,712
Well, Mara.
314
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,033
What makes you think
you're right for this job?
315
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,953
I just know it.
316
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,672
Is this really so important?
317
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,955
I had group sex
on my high school graduation trip.
318
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,434
No problem.
319
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,190
I'm very generously endowed.
320
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,353
It's her.
321
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,755
I know.
322
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,316
It's her, I'm positive.
323
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,516
Should we go over our lines?
324
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,516
What?
325
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,115
Were we supposed to learn them?
326
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,958
The scene where I drill you.
327
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,557
I'm at the kitchen table
holding the philosophy book.
328
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,836
Watch the road.
329
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,158
Wow look! It's an old pub
turned into a whorehouse.
330
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,070
Stop, I think I need a drink.
-Nothin' doin'.
331
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,709
That feels so good.
332
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,992
Sometimes I need to
work up a sweat.
333
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,234
Sitting at the desk all day
makes my muscles and bones ache.
334
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,758
Then we cut to
the stationary bicycle, right?
335
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,592
Gimme that letter.
336
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,589
I imagine how you Iook...
337
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,553
still half asleep...
...drink your coffee.
338
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,077
...butter, and your bathrobe slips.
339
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,470
I imagine my hand
between your Iegs,
340
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,036
how nice and warm it is
in your Iittle nest.
341
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,951
What does that mean Iittle nest>
342
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,229
We are but tiny stars
born of a cosmic bang.
343
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,476
What's that supposed to mean?
344
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,356
This crap turns you on?
345
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,109
T urn right.
346
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,557
Are you kidding, it's on the left.
347
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,638
No, the right. I ought to know
where my parents live.
348
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,073
Drive carefully.
People have died on this road.
349
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,158
Calm down, there's nothing wrong
with the way I'm driving.
350
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,389
There it is.
351
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,990
There.
352
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,950
I'm allergic to Sch�nbrunn yellow.
353
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,556
Yuck, all over my car...
354
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,875
Roll down your windows.
355
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,519
I don't believe this.
-Why didn't you say something. Gross.
356
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,439
Turn off the windshield wipers,
fat lot a good they're doing.
357
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,600
Hold on, Mara.
I'll deal with it later.
358
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,839
Are you still nauseous?
359
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,436
You know how much
this call is costing...
360
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,993
Hi, can you hear me?
361
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,873
Hi sweetheart.
When did you get there?
362
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,157
The weather's lousy,
tomorrow should to be nicer.
363
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,237
It's already clearing up a bit.
364
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,830
Remember to lock the door to
Papa's room. You know how he is.
365
00:25:59,040 --> 00:25:59,756
And also...
366
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,072
I have to tend to things, OK?
367
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,879
Motorized windows.
368
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,389
They're worthless, always broken.
369
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,308
Where'd you get this place?
370
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,239
Reini's been working on it for years.
371
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,675
Where's the TV?
372
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,199
Locked up.
373
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,835
That's off-limits.
374
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,954
This door stays shut.
375
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,275
Shit.
376
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,636
They're only slugs.
-Garden slugs.
377
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,311
Yuck, you guys are so gross.
378
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,078
This is so disgusting.
379
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,077
They're all over the whole lawn.
380
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,950
How can I act here?
I'm not lying down...
381
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,357
until it's cleaned up, is that clear?
-It's not a lawn it's a yard...
382
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,279
Get a bucket and collect the slugs.
383
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,195
Normally you pour beer on them,
huh?
384
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,753
What a waste though.
385
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,155
Or you use ducks.
386
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,828
Just the lndian runner ducks
that go upright.
387
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,075
They can't fly, huh?
388
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,431
Yeah, selective breeding.
Now all they do is eat slugs.
389
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,870
Up to 1 50 a day.
390
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,396
I'd like my own room.
391
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,876
Tough luck.
392
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,479
I don't bite.
393
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,159
You think they're a delicacy?
394
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,553
If there's this many,
they can't be a delicacy.
395
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,638
A delicacy is uncommon & special.
396
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,151
In that case I'm a delicacy too.
397
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,351
Per day we need at least
an indoor...
398
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,915
and an outdoor fuck
or oral sex scene,
399
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,032
plus one lesbian scene,
and we'll be done by Saturday.
400
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,277
I'm Marika,
an exchange student from Serbia.
401
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,715
I'm so unexperienced in studying,
402
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,071
I can't wait to bone up
with the boys.
403
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,430
Whether from the front
or the back...
404
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,949
I read every book
from cover to cover.
405
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,479
Was that OK?
406
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,716
I study law.
407
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,434
This is my 1 8th semester.
408
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,759
I've invited a few friends
to my house.
409
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,555
We'll be studying
for a mighty tough exam.
410
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,195
I wonder...
411
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,359
how this twitching in my testicles...
412
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,916
will affect my studying.
413
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,196
My name is Joe.
414
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,150
I study philosophy and
this is my 1 2th semester.
415
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,794
Our young study mates...
416
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,437
are eager to learn...
417
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,200
and simply dying to start
cramming with us.
418
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,476
I'm sure we'll be delving deeply...
419
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,157
into some very stimulating subjects.
420
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,389
I've been thinking about our parts.
421
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,871
And the sports student...
422
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,677
The sports student
still isn't clear to me.
423
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,951
I can't relate to her.
424
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,559
What do you mean?
425
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,596
Well, to me she's
this introverted character...
426
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,395
For being introverted
she sure goes all out in aerobics.
427
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,794
It suits you though.
428
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,634
That's totally irrelevant here, OK?
429
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,958
My character gives head too,
430
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,230
but if you suck dick
the way you drive,
431
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,556
you're gonna make everybody puke.
432
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,630
Is this girl mental or something?
433
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,238
Let's talk about this like adults.
434
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,556
I bet she's never given
a real blow job.
435
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,999
My God, she's so crude.
I wish I'd known this before.
436
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,639
In the next couple of days you have
the chance to earn 2000 each.
437
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,116
I think that's reason enough
to get along.
438
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,231
Who wants some more goulash?
439
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,878
I bet condoms look lame on film.
440
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,789
Are you crazy?
441
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,878
You can catch something so easily
doing porn.
442
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,476
They said they're clean.
They're young. I believe them.
443
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,430
Really?
444
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,153
Hi Mara.
445
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,028
Graduation trip. Group sex.
446
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,912
Herpes, syphilis, AlDS.
447
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,996
You're insane.
448
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,837
Chancroid.
449
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,193
Gonorrhea.
450
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,513
Who do you like better?
451
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,192
Martha or Mara?
452
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,593
That's something professional
porn stars never ask themselves.
453
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,235
You just take things as they come.
454
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,114
This feels so good.
455
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,153
Sometimes I need to
work up a sweat.
456
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,789
Sitting at the desk all day
makes my muscles and bones ache.
457
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,156
Sitting at the desk all day
makes my muscles and bones ache.
458
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,200
Our bones are aching too.
459
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:50,876
I'll show you a workout
that will really pump you up.
460
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,316
I'm burning to start,
461
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,750
on fire like an Olympic torch.
462
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,029
Well maybe after all this studying
we should have a little fun.
463
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,231
What do you think, Marika?
464
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,630
What kind of car is this, Georgie?
465
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,269
A Corvette.
466
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,869
It's not just a Corvette,
it's a philosophy.
467
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,033
I'm a philosopher myself.
468
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,117
And you wouldn't want to lose it?
469
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,788
Harry, I need this car.
470
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,511
In my business, image is everything.
471
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,757
I can't drive a Micra Mouse.
472
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,672
You don't pay,
you don't drive anything.
473
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,474
Harry, I give you my word of honor:
474
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,679
in 2 weeks you'll get
the rest of your money,
475
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,599
or I'll return the car myself.
476
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,678
You knew the conditions.
Your Corvette is history.
477
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,472
You can't do that.
478
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,359
Cause and effect.
479
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,391
It's like the flap
of a butterfly's wing.
480
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,709
What's with the flap
of a butterfly's wing?
481
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,952
Can honor produce an effect?
Listen.
482
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,673
I am listening.
483
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,269
Tell me what your concept is.
484
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,438
I've got something killer
in the works.
485
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,358
Nothing half-baked.
486
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,879
It's tight.
487
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:09,950
Tight?
488
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,798
Yeah, it'll work out.
489
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,671
Whatever.
490
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,759
I need a partner.
I can feel it in my bones.
491
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,712
I'm talking wampum.
492
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,909
What's in your bones?
493
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,712
Y'know, loot.
494
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,595
Moolah.
495
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,630
Dough.
496
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,077
Silver.
497
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,633
A treasure trove.
498
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,478
Let me swallow your torch.
499
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,079
Don't look at the camera.
500
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,111
And besides that's my line,
and it goes...
501
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,958
"Let me swallow your fire."
502
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,229
Can we get on with it?
503
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,473
No, I can't work
if she doesn't know her lines.
504
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,999
Redo the lines afterwards.
505
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,997
No, we're not post-dubbing this.
506
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,155
Smarty-pants.
507
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,432
I have to agree with Mara.
John Doe from Smalltown...
508
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,039
won't go into a porn shop...
509
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,992
asking for Titfuck Parade
instead of...
510
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,873
Thirsty Ladies in Neglig�s
for the soundtrack.
511
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,879
Is that an erection?
512
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,229
Hi George.
513
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,439
No, you're not disturbing,
we're doing a shoot.
514
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,550
What? 3 days?
That wasn't the plan.
515
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,196
Unexpected complications.
Whatever.
516
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,994
You're not cutting corners, are you?
517
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,271
Don't worry, it's under control.
518
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,870
It's choppy,
too many holes in the dialogue.
519
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,554
Bad timing. I gotta go.
520
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,116
It's not that hard.
Max says "torch,"
521
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,630
you strip, and he fucks
your big dialogue hole shut.
522
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,990
I'm not fucking next to you,
you slut.
523
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,119
Is she whacked?
524
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,718
Get off there, you brats.
525
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,478
I'll blow you away.
526
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,432
I'll blow a hole in your heads...
527
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,234
so the blood shoots out
the front and the back.
528
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,393
All day and not a single scene
we can use.
529
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,074
Too stupid to fuck.
530
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,272
Then do it yourself,
if you're so smart.
531
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,992
I don't need porn to fuck.
532
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,350
Or friends either.
I can do it myself.
533
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,756
She doesn't need friends?
534
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,712
C'mon, Mao, Hansi, stop being silly.
535
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,990
Don't call me Hansi.
536
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,076
See,
537
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,592
I told you it was a harebrained plan
from the start.
538
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,992
Shut the fuck up, you spoiled bitch.
539
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,315
Hey Max.
540
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,870
Great party.
Now she's really snapped, the retard.
541
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,672
Are you crazy?
Say that one more time, say it.
542
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,872
Say it again.
-Retard, retard...
543
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,429
Stupid bitch.
544
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,593
If it's embarrassing
or you don't want to do it,
545
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,392
then we'll stop, OK?
546
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,354
I promise.
547
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,795
I have the feeling
I'm about to get my period.
548
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,110
Then you don't have to fuck.
549
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,470
It's like in gym class at school.
550
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,194
Let me just go fix my makeup, OK?
551
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,794
Way to go. Excellent.
552
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,672
Fantastic. Keep it up.
553
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,154
Fuckin' ay, man.
554
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,195
Great closeup.
555
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,475
Good, Martha.
You're both doing great.
556
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,512
Do you know this one?
557
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,950
A man comes up to a woman
and says:
558
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,479
"l know a magic trick."
559
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,075
The woman says,
"Alright, let's see."
560
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,872
The man says, "It's easy."
561
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,514
"Get down on your knees
and suck my dick,"
562
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,029
"and afterwards vanish into thin air."
563
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,149
I am so thirsty.
564
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,635
Get her a drink
and then we'll get started.
565
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,831
Great job.
-Bring the chocolate too.
566
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,234
I've got one too.
567
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,119
A princess comes up to a pond,
568
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,151
sees a little frog, and thinks,
569
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,396
"How cute." So she says,
570
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,828
"lf I give you a kiss,"
571
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,793
"will you turn into a prince? "
Frog says,
572
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,753
"No, that's my brother,
me you gotta give head."
573
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,552
This round's on the house.
574
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,548
Cheers.
575
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,399
It won't make us blind, will it?
576
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,514
It's only good if it burns.
577
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,516
How do you make a woman
scream twice?
578
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,718
First you fuck her in the ass...
579
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,990
then you wipe your dick
on her curtains.
580
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,628
That was a good one.
581
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,750
Totally stupid.
582
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,833
Let's get back to work, OK?
583
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,953
Martha blow job.
584
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,999
I feel sick.
I need to lie down on the sofa.
585
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,915
What's wrong?
586
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,113
You stoners, see what happens?
-She's snoring.
587
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,469
Sound asleep.
588
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,159
Let's carry her inside.
589
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,315
I told you to go easy on the hash.
590
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,431
Are you kidding. This is the alcohol.
591
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,473
Hash doesn't get you sick
'cause it makes you eat.
592
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,068
Mao is a strange name.
593
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,352
My real name's Maria.
But Reini thought that...
594
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,632
as a baby I looked like
Mao Tse-tung, and it stuck.
595
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,478
What do we do with her now?
596
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,909
We fuck on the sofa.
597
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,078
Anita, come down, this is wild.
598
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,439
No Reini, please.
599
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,198
You come upstairs.
600
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,156
It's so far out.
601
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,675
Here's to a wonderful vacation.
-Cheers.
602
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,869
Same to you.
603
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,111
Does Mao have a boyfriend?
604
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,236
There's probably someone.
605
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,235
I hope it's not
one of those two turkeys.
606
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,514
Definitely not.
607
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,917
I think she prefers women.
-Nonsense.
608
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,270
She's never brought
a boyfriend home.
609
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,234
Me either.
610
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,670
Crappy music.
We should have brought our own.
611
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,514
I think it rocks.
612
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,397
My old man and his records.
613
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,629
What's wrong?
614
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,398
Don't you like your dad?
615
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,074
He fights the system
from the inside out.
616
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,759
Subversive to the core.
617
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,838
And we allegedly
ruined his revolution.
618
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,517
He has a fit if Mom talks
on the phone too long.
619
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,114
Where did they go
for vacation anyway?
620
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,636
A Communist castle.
Run-down, but cool.
621
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,478
And no TV.
622
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,956
His way of punishing himself...
623
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,879
for earning too much
and building this place.
624
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,274
You're not serious.
625
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,359
Sweetie.
626
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,233
I love you.
627
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:32,274
I have a hard time
fucking just anyone.
628
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,635
I don't mean that
as an excuse because...
629
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,274
the girls are really sweet...
630
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,759
But with you and me,
we're already a team.
631
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,430
Or how should I put it?
632
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,789
You and me,
633
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,112
we could be something magical.
634
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,270
You know?
635
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,516
I mean, it's already there.
636
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,270
I like you a lot, really,
but I'm going to sleep now.
637
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,675
Can I spend the night here anyway?
-Max, please.
638
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,317
We were pretty drunk.
Your normal graduation trip.
639
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,278
And do you do this...
I mean, have you done this a lot?
640
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,760
Shit, I should use a condom.
641
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,675
It's too tight.
642
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,110
You have to wait till you're hard.
643
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,233
Yeah, I know that,
644
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,670
but it's not easy with you on top...
645
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,757
Then I'll be on the bottom.
646
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,359
Did you know we made out once?
647
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,555
Of course.
648
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,669
Well?
649
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,719
Well what?
650
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,475
Yeah well,
651
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,875
didn't it mean anything to you?
652
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,798
I don't know, I guess it was OK.
653
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,355
I mean I was pretty drunk.
654
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,913
And now?
655
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,837
Actually, I'm pretty drunk now too.
656
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,833
Hey...
-What?
657
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,917
I'm not sure if we're on camera.
658
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,638
Don't worry. We're fine.
It's close enough.
659
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,074
You can't see us.
660
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,952
Sure you can. It's fine.
661
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,512
I want to stop.
662
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,389
Stop. Stop.
663
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,874
Stop.
664
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,510
Stop, you asshole.
665
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,518
Hey, Mara, I'm sorry.
666
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,509
It's been 2 years
since I had a girlfriend...
667
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,115
and half a year since I had sex.
668
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,953
Please forgive me.
669
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,469
You know what?
670
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,391
We'll erase it, OK?
671
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,353
I'm really sorry.
672
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,434
Shit.
673
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,837
I don't believe it. The bitch.
I should have known.
674
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,589
Maybe she just went to
the next farmhouse. To get milk.
675
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,358
Should we go look for her?
676
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,916
It's a 3/4 hour walk at least
to the next town.
677
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,759
And she stole my makeup case too.
678
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:45,915
What?
679
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,960
What a lousy, rotten thing to do.
680
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,071
Can you lend me your Kajal?
681
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,953
Mara, I'm sorry about last night,
honest.
682
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:54,831
I just wanted...
683
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,395
It still happened, didn't it?
684
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,195
Want some?
685
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,633
About last night...
I dunno...
686
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,195
It's OK, but now let me think.
687
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,279
You gotta help me.
688
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,550
Or this won't work. Please.
689
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,875
See if I care.
690
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,353
We've got a deadline,
691
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:34,395
and we still haven't filmed
anything remotely usable.
692
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,232
Much less a closeup or a cum shot.
693
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,590
We haven't filmed absolutely nothing.
694
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,593
What did we film?
695
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,473
The lesbian scene
won't be a problem anymore.
696
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,788
Why not?
697
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,158
I'll be back in an hour.
698
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,359
Where are you going?
699
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,713
What's going on?
700
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,035
C'mon George,
pick up the phone.
701
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,353
Look a butterfly.
702
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,153
I don't see anything.
703
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,998
There, a butterfly.
704
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,796
A butterfly has 1 2,000 eyes.
705
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,469
You know,
butterfly comes from flutterby,
706
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,352
so it means to flutter by...
707
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,199
and not a fly that likes butter.
708
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,396
Life insurance is another funny word,
or earwig.
709
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,558
I mean,
it doesn't come from ear or wig.
710
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,955
This might sound silly now, but...
711
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,989
I liked you from the first time
I saw you during casting.
712
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,949
I thought it would pass,
713
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,071
but it didn't.
714
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,869
Funny.
715
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,792
We've slept with each other,
716
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,634
but this is the first time
we're really talking.
717
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,115
Good morning.
718
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,313
Is the boss around?
719
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,872
No thanks,
we've got enough girls.
720
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,998
No, it's not that. We need a girl.
721
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,872
Miss, we're not open yet.
722
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,872
Sometimes I write letters...
723
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,232
with no return address,
724
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,908
to women.
725
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,036
And I image them opening them...
726
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,595
and reading,
and their jaws dropping,
727
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,433
not literally, of course.
728
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,035
It's kind of like hide-and-seek,
except they can't find me.
729
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,676
I've never told anybody that.
730
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,593
Not even Max.
731
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,109
Once some guy called me
for three weeks...
732
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,436
every single day...
733
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,710
and babbled nonsense.
734
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,275
He didn't tell me his name either.
735
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,830
Mostly he didn't say anything.
736
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,551
And besides, how should I put it?
737
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,753
What do you mean by we?
We need>
738
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,674
All of us. All of you.
739
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,433
Or someone else...
740
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,950
who needs something,
if you know what I mean.
741
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,435
We want to borrow a girl
for a movie...
742
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,358
We might not get her back.
743
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,754
I've got money.
744
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,311
So do l. Good day.
745
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,108
Bye.
746
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,792
George,
can you help us find a new girl?
747
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,989
What?
748
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,475
What's wrong?
749
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,636
Martha ran away.
750
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,832
The specific identity
of their renegade cunts...
751
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,837
doesn't mean beans to me.
752
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,272
The exact names of your bitches...
753
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,755
don't mean a fart to me.
754
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,430
What?
You aren't making sense.
755
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,070
Listen,
by Saturday I need the video...
756
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,589
with what you've filmed so far.
757
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,915
Do they understand?
758
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,958
I'm afraid that's not possible.
759
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,673
Or they won't get a cent.
760
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,871
Or you won't get your dough.
761
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,436
It can't be that hard.
Others have gotten the job done.
762
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,232
I agree, it can't be that hard.
763
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,795
End of discussion.
764
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:19,150
Julia,
765
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,515
I imagine you reaching
across the counter...
766
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,598
and handing the No. 2 wrench
to me on the Iadder,
767
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,031
still sweaty after tearing
the plastic packaging...
768
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:35,391
off our new wall-to-wall bookshelf.
769
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,474
And then I imagine
your skirt slipping open...
770
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,159
and I...
771
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,638
work your hot nest with
my plane iron until sparks fly.
772
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,871
You can read it yourself.
773
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,835
Hello, Mrs. Schreiber.
-Good morning, Mrs. Loibnegger.
774
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,430
Then you are from our village?
775
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,195
You wrote me the letter.
776
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,078
Loibnegger, Julia.
777
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,509
Oh.
778
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,632
How funny.
779
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,000
I always imagined you
completely different.
780
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,718
I'm just passing through.
781
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,795
Breakfast in my bathrobe.
782
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,238
The warm nest.
783
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,231
Yeah, yeah, I know.
784
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:06,468
Why do you do this?
785
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,752
I didn't know it was you?
It was a coincidence.
786
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,710
No reason.
It's always the same letter.
787
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,832
But I don't know that.
788
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,395
I thought the letter was for me.
789
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,110
That's mean.
790
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,918
Really mean.
-lt wasn't anything personal.
791
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,473
Look at me.
792
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,797
I'm not disappointed.
I just pictured you different.
793
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,629
I always compared you to Gerhard,
and I just thought...
794
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,990
you were somehow special,
that's all.
795
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,274
Sorry.
796
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,437
You need more confidence,
it was a nice letter.
797
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,314
Really nice.
798
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,158
You're so beautiful.
799
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,319
I love you.
800
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,394
You're my wife.
801
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,357
We are but tiny stars
born of a cosmic bang.
802
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,673
A cosmic bang.
803
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,591
What's going on here?
804
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,670
He's really getting into it.
805
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,390
That's the best
you can come up with?
806
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,991
I think this is cool.
807
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,955
Yeah well.
At least he's putting up a fight.
808
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,390
Other people just know
how to talk big.
809
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,750
Oh. And yourself?
810
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,918
You just know how to spread
bad vibes, right captain?
811
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,873
Get changed.
812
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,869
Wait. I'm about to come.
813
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,039
You look great.
814
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,111
What are you thinking about?
-C'mon,
815
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,914
don't make it more complicated
than it is.
816
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,152
I've imagined sleeping with you
so many times...
817
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,793
but somehow...
818
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,310
Then think about something
that turns you on.
819
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,756
What are you thinking about?
820
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,672
A phat slimy frog.
821
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,156
Can you two try
not saying anything?
822
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,556
You're a little too heavy.
823
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,637
OK, turn on the camera.
824
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,753
Give it to me.
825
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,198
Do you feel me?
-I feel you, this is so sexy.
826
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,118
Just do it.
827
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,515
I can't.
828
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,676
Have you ever noticed...
829
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,635
that all your names begin with "M"?
830
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,155
Martha started with "M" too.
831
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,553
Really weird, huh?
832
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,513
Hey, what's the big idea?
833
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,073
How does it feel?
834
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,157
It sucks.
835
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,474
Georgi, what's all this?
836
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,675
Tickets.
837
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,474
You've speeded through
every radar in town.
838
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,954
I've got a fast car.
839
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,436
How would it look
if I drove like a dead snail?
840
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,158
Are you really as stupid as you look?
841
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,952
The Corvette is mine.
842
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,391
You're 1 0 installments behind,
tickets out your ears.
843
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,431
I bet you don't even
drive anywhere.
844
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,393
Oh yeah, well that's a dirty lie.
845
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,634
Where do you drive
when you're out driving?
846
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,108
Places, y'know. Appointments.
847
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,514
Yesterday I bought me this jacket.
848
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,590
With fringe. Killer, huh?
849
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,750
Jacqueline says I look like
a young Johnny Winter.
850
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,431
That's not the problem, Georgi.
You're a sweetie,
851
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,949
but you gotta learn
to manage your money.
852
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,151
Last chance: drive to the house...
853
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,557
where they're shooting
and get that treasure trove.
854
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,038
You're the producer,
think of your image.
855
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,233
You can do it.
856
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,478
Sometimes, Georgi, sometimes
everything works out in the end.
857
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,114
Hello.
858
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,189
I behaved like a total jerk,
859
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,517
and I swear I didn't want to
ruin everything.
860
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,911
I'm really sorry that we lost
a whole day because of me...
861
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:16,595
Really.
862
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,791
Do you have my Kajal?
863
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:23,670
And now what?
864
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,839
I dunno,
we have to try a different approach,
865
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,678
totally different.
866
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,595
I think I know how.
867
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,031
Is anybody scared to do this?
868
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,153
Yeah, me.
869
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,596
OK, but why if we all want it?
870
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,678
I'm not completely sure, inside.
871
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,118
Then why are you here?
872
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,796
Well...
873
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,436
Not because of the sex.
-Then what?
874
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,392
Because of the money.
875
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,193
It's for the money, so...
876
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,868
if we fuck, we get money;
if not, nothing.
877
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,993
So you're saying,
we have to think differently...
878
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,192
and say, "Money equals fucking,"
is that it?
879
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,313
If money equals fucking,
then we just fuck.
880
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,636
No more thinking.
We do it and get paid.
881
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,235
We have to get out
of this thinking mode...
882
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,034
and into the action mode instead.
883
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,593
That's what I think.
884
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,232
I don't see what the problem is.
885
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,557
You're making things more complicated
than they are.
886
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,155
It's so strange,
if you say it's no problem for you,
887
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,635
I can totally see
doing it with you.
888
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,717
I mean doing this with you.
889
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,399
Because it's like...
890
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:46,354
you're scared the other person
might have a problem with it...
891
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,312
and you become the problem yourself.
892
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,956
Take dogs, for instance,
with them it happens twice a year:
893
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,038
in the spring and in the fall
it's mating season.
894
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,437
The dog knows he's got a job to do
and that's that.
895
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,791
And that's why it's so hard
to shoot doggie porn,
896
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,513
they're only horny twice a year.
897
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:07,349
On the contrary,
doggie porn would be easier...
898
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,915
because you know come spring,
come fall,
899
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,429
when it's time to do it,
they can do it.
900
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,872
I think it makes a difference...
901
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,355
if you're an animal
or a human being.
902
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,314
Humans think about their drives
constantly and animals don't.
903
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,479
I wish I could turn off my brain
for once and just go all out.
904
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,272
You mean with a woman?
905
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,270
If one person is having fun,
906
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,910
if he's totally into it
and he completely lets go,
907
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:38,032
the whole group starts
to believe in it too.
908
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,310
An awesome feeling.
-And that can be...
909
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,511
so intense you forget everything.
910
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,792
Look,
what are we fighting against here?
911
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,355
We all want it more or less, right?
912
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,073
Yeah. Well, yeah.
913
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,675
Yes. Yes we do.
914
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,589
We just have to get rid of
the "more or less," right?
915
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,156
In other words,
our problem is that we're humans...
916
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:04,114
and not primitive animals
and we're uptight about fucking.
917
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,638
What we yearn for is a state...
918
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,035
where we don't care.
Back to a...
919
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,437
primordial herd-fuck state,
the sexual primal soup.
920
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,553
Look,
if we could just forget everything,
921
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,235
and regress to
a primitive animalistic...
922
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:22,799
throbbing mass of bodies...
923
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,234
I'm not filming.
924
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,111
Why are you doing this, huh?
925
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:23,833
Why are you fucking him?
926
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,269
Do you need it?
927
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,789
I thought you liked women.
928
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,353
What's your problem?
929
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,710
Everyone just slept with everyone.
930
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,993
But that was for the movie.
I thought that was something special.
931
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,159
You want me to film you?
932
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,477
This is what we all yearn for,
933
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,716
the primal state
where nothing matters.
934
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,390
And nothing matters.
You said so yourself.
935
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:53,839
Stop it, Max, get lost.
936
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,712
Shut up, I'm not talking to you.
937
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,672
OK, then fuck.
I'll get it on film and we'll sell it.
938
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,757
We won't get rich, but we had fun.
939
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,953
Go on, go ahead and fuck.
940
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:07,915
Fuck.
941
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,915
What don't you understand?
That we're fucking without you?
942
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,111
That we didn't ask your permission?
943
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,109
What's wrong?
944
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,876
Move in with us
so you can cook for him.
945
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:37,796
Stop it, OK.
946
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,915
We can go shopping again
like a family.
947
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,758
Stop it, you idiot.
948
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,719
Johann doesn't really mean
anything to me.
949
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,189
Oh yeah?
950
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,399
And if he did, would that be so bad?
951
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,754
I'm in love with you.
952
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,713
Come on,
you don't believe that yourself.
953
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,036
Seeing you two was
too much for me...
954
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,958
You were too much for me.
955
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,868
I fished it out.
956
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:30,118
Come back you little chicken shit.
957
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:36,755
Shit.
958
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,153
I can't understand you.
959
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,635
This can't be happening.
960
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,076
Don't scream at me.
961
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,752
That son of a bitch.
962
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,951
You're not getting anything from me.
963
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,158
Who's she talking to?
-Listen,
964
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,112
we've got a minor crisis...
965
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:02,393
Don't tell me to listen,
you listen to me,
966
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,239
I've had it up to here
with your crisises.
967
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,954
I'm coming by to look at the tapes.
968
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,879
Calm down, George.
Calm down.
969
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:15,868
I'm the producer
and I want a screening.
970
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,071
It's bad timing.
971
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,508
Bad timing?
972
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,233
You know what I'm doing
with your bad timing>
973
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,391
Look. You see this?
974
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:28,870
Is he dangerous?
975
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,274
I have no idea.
976
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:34,951
I'll blow your bad timing
out your ears.
977
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,111
Beaver Ranch
978
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:55,234
No.
979
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,280
Please, please no.
980
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,628
This can't be happening.
981
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,309
From da front...
-Swallow it - da back...
982
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:13,996
Da front...
-Da back...
983
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,951
Swallow it swallow it...
984
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,679
swallow it swallow it...
985
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,953
...da da da torch.
986
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,835
Swallow da torch oh yeah.
987
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,599
This isn't happening.
988
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,314
What am I gonna tell Harry?
989
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,235
What am I gonna tell Harry?
990
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,118
Sorry about the movie.
991
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:56,839
What movie?
992
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,998
And about Mara too.
993
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,191
Yeah, alright already.
994
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,229
Hey Mao,
995
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,992
I realized something else.
996
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,315
Oh yeah?
997
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,191
There really are cheetahs.
998
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:14,638
I saw it too.
999
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,755
What does Mao do
for a living anyway?
1000
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:27,111
'Cause she's spending
a few days vacation at home.
1001
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:31,075
She just said they wanted to relax...
1002
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,077
and then study for an exam.
1003
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,675
Hope we don't disturb
their study session.
1004
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,197
Don't worry,
I get along with young people.
1005
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:51,837
Johann, I was thinking...
1006
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,439
Max, back off, OK.
1007
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:56,359
For once just leave me alone.
1008
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,233
I don't care
how many cheetahs you guys see.
1009
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,876
OK, it's all the same to me.
1010
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:04,514
It's just too bad
we blew our chance.
1011
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,871
Yeah, no kite surfing in Mallorca...
1012
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:09,275
No, I mean the movie itself.
1013
01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,516
Lots of people have made porn flicks,
1014
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:13,790
but there are lots more who haven't.
1015
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,793
Did you want to show it to
your grandchildren?
1016
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,672
See what a stud grandpa was?
1017
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,871
But look, that's not grandma.
1018
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,116
No, I'm serious, Max.
1019
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:26,677
You and I are two vain peacocks
coming home empty-handed.
1020
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,758
When the peacock spreads its tail,
the asshole comes out.
1021
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,757
Once an asshole,
always an asshole.
1022
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:33,837
The porn industry reflects
our neoliberal...
1023
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,952
Do you two mind shutting up for once?
1024
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,912
Just until we get home, OK?
1025
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,673
Don't you understand?
1026
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:46,111
It was a '68 Corvette...
1027
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:49,557
with more extras
than you can imagine.
1028
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,713
You'd never see them
on a factory model.
1029
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,158
Tires out to here,
1030
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:00,839
spoiler,
1031
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,038
a heated driver's seat...
1032
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,070
Let's go.
1033
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:09,673
My kidneys get cold really easily,
y'know?
1034
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:15,669
And...
1035
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,348
double shock absorbers.
1036
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,560
And I tell you it purred...
1037
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:25,036
Iike a Keith Richards solo.
1038
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,518
Then it was high time.
1039
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,591
What do you mean by that?
1040
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,193
C'mon, get in.
1041
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,437
It's not funny.
1042
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,757
Some things
you don't joke about, OK?
1043
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,991
But Johann, I'm totally convinced...
1044
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,430
I don't care how many pigs you see.
1045
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,232
I told you guys to shut up.
1046
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:22,113
No way. Hey, what about me?
1047
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:38,790
Six.
1048
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,310
Yes.
1049
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,316
Six.
1050
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,635
No way.
1051
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,156
The 6 is gone.
-We could take a train.
1052
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,033
You got money?
1053
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,594
No.
-Six.
1054
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,315
Me either.
1055
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,799
We could hitchhike.
1056
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,554
It's your turn.
1057
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,877
Six, six, six...
-No.
1058
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,914
Nobody's ever stopped
to give me ride.
1059
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:03,354
Screw you.
1060
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,397
I'll explain it once more, OK?
Nice and slow.
1061
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,758
I always say,
"Don't think small, think tall."
1062
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,712
You gotta think big.
1063
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,799
Small investments don't pay off.
You're always the idiot.
1064
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,599
Are you saying I'm an idiot?
1065
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,631
No, I mean in general,
1066
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,434
you're always an idiot
if you think small.
1067
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,788
So you did call me an idiot?
1068
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,719
No, you're not listening.
1069
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,440
You're right, I am an idiot.
1070
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,117
You're not an idiot.
1071
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,195
Yes sir, I'm a complete idiot.
1072
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,868
You're not a complete idiot, OK?
1073
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,112
A regular idiot.
1074
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,079
Not a regular idiot,
you're not an idiot at all.
1075
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,113
What an idiot.
1076
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:08,355
Good morning.
1077
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,359
Are you folks done?
1078
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:27,472
I'm George, I'm the producer.
1079
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,436
Good morning, Pusterhofer.
-Morning.
1080
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,791
I own the Beaver Ranch.
Meet Glory and Bessie...
1081
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,353
Say hello.
1082
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:42,119
Last night while I was walking
I had a great idea.
1083
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,311
Key word: alternative healing.
1084
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,752
No matter what,
1085
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,916
people are always going to be sick.
1086
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,634
Sick people are
the biggest target group.
1087
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,956
And those are precisely the people...
1088
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,077
my commercial is aimed at.
1089
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,995
Think: Kirk, Uhura, Spock,
1090
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:04,829
the Vulcan greeting:
"Live long and prosper."
1091
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:06,519
Did someone just stop?
1092
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:08,151
No idea.
1093
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:20,395
All is quiet in tense anticipation.
1094
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,108
A huge audience stares up
at an empty balcony.
1095
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:24,435
Out comes Spock.
1096
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,756
He gazes out at
a crowd of Earthlings...
1097
01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:31,597
in the middle of the 21 st century.
He gives the Vulcan greeting,
1098
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,950
turns to the crowd and speaks:
1099
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:36,789
"Chi gong and prosper."
1100
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,709
The crowd cheers
and applauds wildly.
1101
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:46,318
I mean, it's absolutely brilliant.
Or think: retro.
1102
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,115
"Play Pong and prosper."
1103
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,997
Or once cannabis gets legalized,
how about this:
1104
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:56,472
"Give bong and prosper."
1105
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,073
It's brilliant, isn't it?
1106
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,789
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