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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ ♪ Oww ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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Let's start the show.
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[announcer] And now,
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"A moment in the life of Lil Jon."
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[audience cheering]
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Lil Jon?
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Yeah!
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I understand you may have fractured your arm.
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Yeah!
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Let's take a look.
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Okay!
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Does this hurt?
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No.
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This?
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Not really, no.
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-This? -[gasps]
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No.
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-What about this? -Yeah!
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All right then.
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Do you have your proof of insurance?
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-What? -Proof of insurance.
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What?
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Proof of insurance.
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-What? -Proof of insurance.
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Huh?
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Proof of insurance.
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What?
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-Proof of insurance. -What?
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-Your proof of insurance? -What?
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-Your proof of insurance. -What?
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-Proof of insurance? -Huh?
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Proof of insurance?
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Yeah!
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Oh, it's right here.
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Now, do you do any recreational drugs?
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What?
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Do you do any recreational drugs?
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[chortles]
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That depends, doctor.
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What do you define as "Drugs"?
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-Medication? -No.
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Cocaine?
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Absolutely not.
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-Marijuana? -Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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What?
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Nothing.
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What?
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Nothing.
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-Pardon me? -Nothing, just writing.
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-What? -I didn't say anything.
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-What? -Be done in a second.
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Okay!
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Fine.
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What?
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Need anything?
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No, I'm cool.
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-Okay. -Okay.
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[announcer] You've just watched
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"A moment in the life of Lil Jon."
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-[audience applause] -Dave Chappelle!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, what's happening, y'all?
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What's up, everybody?
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Welcome to " Chappelle's Show "
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Thank you for being here.
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-[audience cheering] -Man.
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You know, folks, you might've heard me say this
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publicly many times, but this time I mean it.
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I've-- I've quit smoking reefer.
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[audience laughing]
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No, I'm serious this time, man. This--I'm done.
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I don't want to smoke it no more.
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Them commercials be working on me, man.
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Every time I seen them commercials,
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they just have me feeling bad,
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especially this one.
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[man 1] Let me get my cheddar burger, man.
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[man 2] Hold your horses, man.
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We all hungry.
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[man 1] Are your horses here, yo?
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Yo, let me hold them for you, man.
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[laughing]
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Let me get my cheddar burger, man.
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We've been here a long time.
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-[coughing] -You all right?
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[laughing]
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No cheddar for you, man.
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Give me a cheddar burger, man.
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Man, chill out with that cheddar burger.
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Yeah, chill out.
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Yo, it was in your hand the whole time, stupid.
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Yo, you got to eat that burger, dude.
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-[crash] -[audience gasps]
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Shit.
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You killed her, yo!
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Come on, man, we got to chop her body up
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and stuff it down the drain!
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Let's go! Let's get the fuck out of here!
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I can't, man! There's people back there.
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Shit!
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[all screaming]
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-Fuck. -Come on!
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Let's go, let's go!
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[laughs]
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I just love the fact that I have a show
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where you can run over a kid,
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and everyone just busts out laughing
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[audience laughing]
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only in this show.
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Well, folks, here he is--
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America's favorite, my favorite,
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Mr. Paul Mooney.
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[audience applause]
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And now, "Mooney on movies."
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Our first film is "G one with the wind ."
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This film is an epic romance
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centering around Scarlett O'Hara,
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a damsel in distress during the civil war.
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It is a must-own, must-see movie.
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I highly recommend it.
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I couldn't agree with you more.
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I've actually seen "Gone with the wind"
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13 times since I was ten years old.
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No kidding.
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You must be on crack.
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I don't think we've seen the same movie.
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I thought Scarlett was a ho
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'cause she went bed with everybody, uh, but Mammy.
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Um, I love Mammy.
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Mammy was the best--
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The best scene in the movie is
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when Mammy told the white people,
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"Get off my porch, White Trash!"
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I stood and I applauded.
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I loved every bit of it.
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I liked Mammy, though.
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I really-- I thought she was great.
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I thought she had a great role.
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Do you know in real life it was Hattie McDaniel's.
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They wouldn't let "Mammy" go to the opening.
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Hollywood-- No, no--
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Hollywood goes too far.
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But she's dead. But she's dead.
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But everybody comes back.
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Everybody comes back to get their money.
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She came back as Oprah Winfrey to get her money.
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"Barbershop" is a smart comedy
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about a day in the life of a black barbershop
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on the south side of Chicago.
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It is owned by ice cube
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and inhabited by a colorful cast of characters
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who bicker with one another in various hilarious ways.
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Recently, a sequel was made.
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You know it's just a front.
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It really--They really sell drugs out of barbershops.
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[stutters]
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"The Last Samurai" centers around Tom Cruise,
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a civil war veteran who goes to Japan
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and teaches the emperor's troops how to fight.
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-Mr. Mooney? -No, no, another movie this--
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I was offended by.
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I mean, Hollywood is crazy.
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" The Last Samurai " starring Tom Cruise?
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-He's the Last Samurai? -Mm-hmm.
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Give me a break.
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That movie was offensive.
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I mean, Hollywood is crazy.
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First, they had " The Mexican " with Brad Pitt,
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and now they've got " The Last Samurai"
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with Tom Cruise. Well, I've written a film.
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Maybe they'll-- Maybe they'll produce my film:
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"The Last Nigger On Earth" starring Tom Hanks.
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-How about that? -[audience applause]
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We're gonna take a quick commercial break.
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We'll be right back. Don't go nowhere.
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[audience cheering]
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[upbeat music]
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[laughs] Go ahead.
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-[audience cheering] -Welcome back.
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Welcome back to Chappelle's Show, everybody.
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Man.
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Now, has anybody ever been,
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seen this thing on ESPN? These poker games now?
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Like poker--
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I didn't even know poker was a sport.
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They-- That's weird, right?
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Poker championships.
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I didn't know that gambling was so acceptable.
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And then I was watching late at night
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they have actually, like, blacks, like, black gambling,
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like, the world series of dice.
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It's crazy.
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[laughing]
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I'm serious. It's right--look.
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[audience laughing]
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
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and welcome to the Marcy projects
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here in Brooklyn, New York.
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Why are we here?
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To buy weed?
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Not this time, Bill.
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Nope, everyone knows we're here for one reason
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and one reason only.
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We're here for the eighth annual
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World Series of Dice.
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Well, that's right, Rob.
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Some of the greatest players from around the world
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have gathered here to compete for the grand prize:
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One another's money.
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And bragging rights for the whole year.
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Let's meet them, these kings of click-clack.
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From Kansas City, Missouri, legendary shooter
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Grits n' Gravy.
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Grits n' Gravy.
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Kansas City, Missouri.
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Flying in from the far east is Phyuck Yiu,
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one of the premier dice players
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in the eastern hemisphere.
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He has played dice in some of the gullyest of games.
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Phyuck Yiu.
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Konichiwa, bitches!
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Drop the card, baby!
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And that's Leonard Washington.
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You know they say,
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"Papa didn't take no mess."
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Well, neither does Leonard.
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My name's Leonard Washington.
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Where I'm from?
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a little town called
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"None of your Goddamn business."
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Let's play some dice, bitches.
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And finally, from these very projects,
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local legend Ashy Larry.
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Why do they call him Ashy Larry?
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Well, there's your answer.
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Ashy Larry.
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Marcy projects.
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Marcy, son. What.
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Okay, Larry gets first roll.
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Let's see how he does.
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That man is drier than Kunta Kinte's ankle.
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Come on, let's go.
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I stole this money out of my girl's purse.
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She think I'm out emptying the trash.
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Come on, baby, I need this.
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What you need is some chopstick
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and a set of trousers.
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Roll the dice, you ashy mother fucker.
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Start the game.
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All right, but I'm about to go from ashy to classy.
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[moaning]
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Ooh, and just like that, Ashy Larry is eliminated.
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-Ouch. -She gonna kill me.
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Keisha gonna kill me.
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Larry, what the fuck are you doing?
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I was--Okay, remember, I was emptying the trash--
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And that better not be the money
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out my God damn purse!
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I was--Okay, remember--
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Pick the shit up and get the fuck out of here.
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That's just what I'm trying to tell you!
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I was just taking the trash out.
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You hear me? I was just taking the trash--
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She is gonna fuck him up.
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You said it, Bill.
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Okay, Grits n' Gravy is up next.
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Now, grits is most known for once rolling
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77 sevens in a row at a casino in Las Vegas,
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making him a millionaire in the process.
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Well, you know, Rob, earlier today,
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we asked him what he did with the money.
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Let's take a look.
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I bought my mama a car.
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I spent the rest on PCP.
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Okay, simple enough.
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I like his style.
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Loves his mother.
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Loves PCP.
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Grits n' Gravy is ready to roll.
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Let's see how he does.
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-Come on, put in. -All right.
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Put up or shut up.
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-All right, just hold on. -Time to double up!
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Here to take everybody money.
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Seven! Seven!
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Seven!
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What you all know about seven?
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Pay me.
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Boy, you are the Goddamn devil.
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Put it down there. Put it down there!
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Let's spread this around. Yes.
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Hubba-hubba!
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A'ight, you know what? I'm tired.
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I ain't got all day.
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I got babies to kiss and bitches to catch.
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All in.
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All in?
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I see you.
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[dramatic music]
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[dramatic whistling]
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[Rob] And Leonard laying it on thick.
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An incredible stare down between Leonard and Grits.
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Look at the flaring nostrils.
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Makes me want to throw up.
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Ooh!
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-Snake eyes! -Damn!
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And just like that, Grits is eliminated.
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And when I leave, come together like butt cheeks.
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And it comes down to these two men,
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Leonard Washington and Phyuck Yiu.
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I want everybody in here
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-[people screaming] -to get butt-ass naked!
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Get your Goddamn clothes off!
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This is a robbery!
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And almost on cue the game gets robbed.
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Local thug Rodney "Quills" Dinkins,
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breaking into the Marcy projects hallway here
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and telling us all to get butt naked.
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You know, Bill, dice games get robbed.
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It happens all the time.
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They very rarely come to a reasonable end.
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T.V is no different.
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What you waiting for, cool breeze?
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Get butt naked right now!
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Get it off, son!
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First of all, you better check your tone with me, man.
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I don't think you know who you're talking to.
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I'm Leonard Washington.
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I don't get butt naked for nobody.
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You want this roll, nigga,
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you gonna have to shoot me.
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-Okay. -[gunshot]
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This mother fucker has lost his mind.
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God damn!
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And Leonard takes a slug to the leg.
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Oh, but I'll tell you something, Rob,
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you noticed he shot him below the waist,
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so it's not attempted murder.
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That was very intelligent on Quills' part.
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Quills knows the law.
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This is why black people don't have nothing.
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This is just what they want us to do.
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Your mother ain't shit.
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And just in time, here comes dumb ass Ashy Larry.
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Where the dice? Where the dice?
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-Where the dice? -Yo, give me that money, son!
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Go upstairs and put on some lotion, right now!
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Keisha told me just to empty the trash.
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Well, Rob, I got to admit,
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I saw this robbery coming from a mile away,
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which is why I put my car keys up my ass.
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Quick thinking.
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That's right, bitch. Get them Goddamn clothes off.
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Get that money up. Get that money up!
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Okay, okay.
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So on behalf of Bill Burr and Quills,
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I'm Robert Petkoff saying--
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Get that ring off. Get that ring off, man!
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Sorry, honey.
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So long from the Marcy projects
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and the world series of dice.
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Hopefully, next year,
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we'll be able to get all the way through it,
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but probably not.
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Shut the fuck up, man!
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Put them cameras in a box!
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[audience cheering]
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Whoo.
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We're gonna take a quick commercial break.
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Don't go anywhere.
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We'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show.
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Look out.
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♪ Turn on your T.V ♪
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♪ What you gonna see ♪
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[audience applause]
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Hey, welcome back, guys.
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Welcome back.
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I'm just handling mine. That's all.
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Welcome back to Chappelle's Show.
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I'm Dave, and I keep it real.
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Sometimes, "Keeping it real" can go horribly wrong.
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We got to pick our spots.
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It's good to be real sometimes.
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It's good to be phony sometimes.
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Yes, I said it. Phony!
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You think I'm this nice in real life?
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Fuck that, son!
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[laughing]
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It's because I'm on T.V.
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I'm wild!
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I pull my balls out right now. I don't care.
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Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!
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[audience applause]
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If you don't believe me that "Keeping it real"
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ain't the best thing, then take a look at this.
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[narrator] You're watching
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"When 'keeping it real' goes wrong."
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Vernon Franklin was an exceptional young man.
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He was the valedictorian of his high school class,
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won several scholarships,
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and became the first person in his family to attend college.
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He got a good job and worked 14-hour days six days a week,
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quickly becoming the youngest Vice president
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in the history of the ViaCorp Corporation,
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ending the cycle of violence and drug addiction
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that had plagued his family for generations.
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The officers of his company were wrapping up the usual
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Thursday meeting in the south conference room
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when Frank Murphy, the man who had mentored Vernon,
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made an awkward comment.
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Vernon, great job, buddy!
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You the man!
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Give me some skin, huh?
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[announcer] Vernon got along
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with all of the people he worked with,
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which in his heart of hearts made him feel
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like an uncle Tom.
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Though he could've ignored
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the simple comment his mentor made,
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Vernon decided to "Keep it real."
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Get your motherfucking hand out of my face.
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You heard me, motherfucker.
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Get your hands out of my face!
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What do you think this is, man?
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Just shake my hand like a man!
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Here give me some five on the backhand side
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with all this crazy jive.
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That's bullshit.
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Want a little soft shoe?
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Should I juggle some watermelons for you, boss?
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Fuck all that, nigga.
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Hey, Vernon, buddy--
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Get your motherfucking hands off me, Frank!
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This ain't a game.
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This isn't the Vernon I know.
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Allow me reintroduce myself. My name is Hov.
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You ain't never heard that before, have ya?
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Rap music, gangsta.
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I used to beat motherfuckers up just like you,
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just for walking around my way!
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Vernon. Vernon, buddy--
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You better sit the fuck down, Frank.
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-Excuse me? -You sit down, bitch.
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Thug life!
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-You think it's a game, nigga? -[barking]
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Wu-tang!
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[narrator] Today, Vernon works at sonny's filler-up
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on route 80 in new jersey.
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He makes $6.45 an hour
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and stinks of gasoline even when he's not at the station.
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It's as real as it can be.
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A dollar?
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What am I gonna get with a dollar, nigga?
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I got kids, and that's real.
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[announcer] Vernon Franklin.
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Once a heartwarming story of perseverance.
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Wu-tang!
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[narrator] Today, a sparkling example
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of when "Keeping it real" goes wrong.
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[audience cheering]
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We're gonna take a quick commercial break, y'all.
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We'll be right back after these messages.
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The greatest show.
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[audience applause]
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Tonight's musical guests,
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two of Chicago's finest MCs,
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give it up for Common and Kanye West.
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[audience applause]
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Common sense, yeah.
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Yeah, it's common sense
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with Kanye West on the Dave Chappelle show
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everybody got to eat, right, y'all?
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It's the food, baby.
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♪ Yo, I walked in the crib ♪
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♪ Got two kids And my baby mama late ♪
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♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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♪ So I had to did What I had to did ♪
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♪ 'Cause I had the kid ♪
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♪ Duh-ough, duh-ough, duh-ough ♪
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♪ I'm up all night Getting my money right ♪
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♪ Until the blue and whites ♪
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♪ Po-po, Po-po, Po-po ♪
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♪ Now the money Coming slow ♪
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♪ But at least a nigga know Slow motion better than ♪
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♪ No-oh, no-oh, no-oh ♪
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♪ You love to hear The story again and again ♪
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♪ About these young brothers From the city of wind ♪
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♪ Like juice and gin In the city we blend ♪
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♪ Amongst the hustle, Titties and skin ♪
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♪ '50s and rims ♪
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♪ Y'all know the Sprewells And trucks that's detailed ♪
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♪ Heartless females That want to ride in them ♪
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♪ Felt the south side venom With rawhides and denim ♪
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♪ Pimp minds collide with them In a system that tries victims ♪
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♪ We living it, my man In the fast lane pivoting ♪
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♪ On the block White is selling like Eminem ♪
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♪ On the block get Jumped off like Kim and them ♪
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♪ On the block is hot ♪
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♪ You can feel it In your skin and then ♪
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♪ Shorties get the game but no Instructions to assembling ♪
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♪ Eyes bright it seems like The fight is dimming them ♪
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♪ Call my man cuz like I'm kin to him ♪
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♪ He trying to stay straight The streets is bending him ♪
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♪ I walked in the crib ♪
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♪ Got two kids And my baby mama late ♪
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♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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♪ So I had to did What I had to did ♪
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♪ 'Cause I had the kid ♪
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♪ Duh-ough, duh-ough, duh-ough ♪
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♪ Yo, I'm up all night Getting my money right ♪
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♪ Until the blue and whites ♪
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♪ Po-po, Po-po, Po-po ♪
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♪ Now the money coming slow But at least a nigga know ♪
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♪ Slow motion better than ♪
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♪ No-oh, no-oh, no-oh ♪
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♪ It's all good in the hood Like raps and gems ♪
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♪ Throwbacks and timbs, Blacks and rims ♪
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♪ Whether on ball courts Attires of all sorts ♪
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♪ We never fall short ♪
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♪ With us, it's all force like Air-1s ♪
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♪ Some waves, some air guns ♪
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♪ The days of the fair one Is over for ♪
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♪ Cats is colder Than four below ♪
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♪ Myself, I go toe-to-toe ♪
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♪ Wondering if it's for The art or for the dough ♪
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♪ Though I know to grow a nigga Got to learn to let go ♪
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♪ Though I know the dough ♪
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♪ I got to bring back To the Ghetto ♪
536
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,903
♪ Arrows on tarot cards Pointing to the grind ♪
537
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,166
♪ Poor living in more prisons Pointing to my mind ♪
538
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,533
♪ Shine the light up ♪
539
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,300
♪ Clench my fist tight Holding the right up ♪
540
00:19:50,366 --> 00:19:53,026
♪ Freedom fighting dark year For the years to get brighter ♪
541
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,900
♪ Situations Their jaws get tighter ♪
542
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:58,066
♪ My man tried to get his weight And height up, come on ♪
543
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,503
♪ I walked in the crib ♪
544
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,596
♪ Got two kids And my baby mama late ♪
545
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,596
♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
546
00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:05,826
♪ So I had to did What I had to did ♪
547
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,300
♪ 'Cause I had the kid ♪
548
00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:08,796
♪ Duh-ough, duh-ough, duh-ough ♪
549
00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:11,526
♪ I'm up all night Getting my money right ♪
550
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,500
♪ Until the blue and whites ♪
551
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,066
♪ Po-po, Po-po, Po-po ♪
552
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,703
♪ Now the money coming slow But at least a nigga know ♪
553
00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:18,066
♪ Slow motion better than ♪
554
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,003
♪ No-oh, no-oh, no-oh ♪
555
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:24,026
♪ Hey yo, I, I know I could make it right ♪
556
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,970
♪ If I could just Swallow my pride ♪
557
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,433
♪ But I can't run away ♪
558
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,270
♪ Or put my gun away You can't front on me ♪
559
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,303
♪ I, no, I can't let it ride ♪
560
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:37,666
♪ No, no, not tonight ♪
561
00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:40,903
♪ No, I can't run away Or put my gun away ♪
562
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,666
♪ You can't front on me ♪
563
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,333
[audience applause]
564
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:46,366
Common and Kanye.
565
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,733
Like to thank you guys for watching.
566
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,170
I'll see you next week.
567
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,033
I'm out.
568
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,970
[audience applause]
569
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,733
I'm rich, biatch.
570
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,770
[horn honking]
571
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,833
Hi. Thank you.
572
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,770
Get your motherfucking hands off me, man.
573
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,203
You trying to get choked?
574
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,496
I seen people shit on the street 'cause they ain't got no toilet.
575
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:09,326
This isn't the Vernon I know.
576
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,530
[laughs]
577
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:12,773
What'd you say?
578
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:13,933
You think this is a game?
579
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,330
You think this is a fucking game?
580
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,700
[barking]
581
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:19,203
[laughing]
582
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:20,666
[barking]
583
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,230
Roc-a-fella!
584
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,003
[barking]
585
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:28,273
Now tell me, brother.
586
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,973
♪ Where you gonna go? ♪
587
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:34,866
♪
588
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:39,466
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