All language subtitles for Bob Hearts Abishola - 03x02 - Bowango.GLHF.English.C.orig.Addic7ed.com

Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...

Ooh, steamy, huh?

It is Africa, Bob.

So, what's the plan? S ettle in, shower,

get Dele, take another shower?

We're going straight to Dele.

Just trying to do you a favor, but okay.

- Where's my son?
- He's in his room.

- Dele?
- You'll never take me alive!

Dele!

Mom?

Dele is thriving in Lagos.

Here he will attend the best school

and be around people
who share his culture.

But he won't have you.

I've always done what's best for him.

I cannot let this be
the one time I do not.

Tunde! Hey! How long has it been!

- Come in!
- Too long!

Come inside!

- Eh-eh.
- "Eh-eh" what?

We have not had a formal introduction
between you and my family.

Until then, you cannot
step foot in this house.

_

Mmm. This is delicious.

What do they call it?

Guinness.

They have everything over here.

Domino's Pizza, KFC, cars.

What, did you think we ate bugs
and rode buffaloes?

Hey, Black Panther just
came out... I'm still learning.

Look at Abishola's hot cousin.

You think he needs a green card?

He owns three pharmacies in Atlanta.

But does he need a green card?

Mom, you're drinking?

Lighten up, honey. It's a wedding.

This isn't the wedding.

Then what the hell am I doing here?

I told you,
it's the introduction ceremony.

As the elder of our family,

it's your job to give a speech
on my behalf.

Well, that's fine.

Beer makes me chatty.

If everyone could please
take their seats?

Mr. Bob Wheeler,

what brings you before
the members of my family today?

Uh, as is custom,
I am here to have my family

- meet yours.
- You have brought

an elder with you.

Please have them introduce you

and explain why our families
should be joined together.

FYI, she's fresh off a stroke.

I'm just lowering the bar.

Help me.

E kasan,

Mr. and Mrs. Odegbami.

I am Dorothy Wheeler,

and I am proud to say
that I'm Bob's mother.

He is a kind and caring man,

and he has always taken care
of his family.

And I know he'll move

heaven and earth
to take care of your daughter.

Obafemi,

Ebunoluwa, we are honored

to be guests in your home.

_

Bow me!

Thanks, Ma.

And next,

we will hear from Mr. Bob Wheeler.

Good luck following that.

_

We have so many blessings
to be thankful for.

My beautiful daughter.

She has made me so proud

by giving me a grandson

and also by becoming
a world-class heart surgeon.

- She doesn't know you're a nurse?
- Oh, she knows.

And now she is marrying Bob,

millionaire businessman,

with a sock company bigger
than Nike and Adidas combined.

Isn't that right, Bob?

- Yes, Mum.
- Mm.

It feels like just yesterday

when I introduced Bob to Abishola.

Which was after
I looked into his prospects

and investigated his business dealings.

It is amazing you did all that from here

while I was the one in America.

Yes, it is amazing.

I am amazing.

- E kaasan, Uncle.
- E kaasan, Uncle.

Oh.

Speak.

Mr. Odegbami, it's an honor to meet you.

I promise to provide your
daughter with a wonderful life.

One where each moment

is filled with joy, love and fun.

But not too much fun.

I mean, we'll work a lot.

We'll barely see each other, really.

One bag of salt,
one bottle of pure honey,

41 kilos of yam, one
kilogram kola nuts...

Is this a grocery list?

Bride price.

Cheaper than my first wife.

Bow and go!

Bowango.

Bow and go.

Oh.

Granny and Auntie are arguing about

which one of them named me.

I named you.

That's what I said,
but they said I wasn't born yet,

what do I know?

Nigeria will be good for you.

I do feel different here.
I don't know what it is.

You are happy.

I will miss you.

You have the best of both worlds.

Six months with your father
and six months with me.

And you can always come home.

Always.

Unless you take drugs.

Or fail a test.

Look who just wowed an older gentleman

- and got the bride price list.
- Ah.

Such an antiquated and sexist tradition.

- So I shouldn't do it?
- Of course you should.

It's tradition.

It will be an honor.

I'm just worried I won't have time

to write my vows.

Nigerian weddings do not have vows.

Well, that makes sense.
I mean, why bother telling

the whole world how much I love you

when the yams and nuts
speak for themselves?

Yeah, one kilogram of your
best kola nuts, please.

- Of course, sir.
- Ah.

I got this.

- You don't have to do that.
- You're my big brother,

my best friend... the least I could do

is help you purchase your wife
from her father.

Thanks, pal.

These taste like ass.

Well, keep chewing.
Maybe it gets better.

No, still ass.

Hello, Mr. Wheeler.

E kasan from Lagos.

E kasan. How is everything going?

It's going great. We wish you were here.

We wish we were invited.

It feels so strange that you
are there and we are here

running your sock business.

You once said you could
not get married without us,

and yet you are.

As if socks are more important
than friendship.

Totally!

Hey, listen, have you guys
ever heard of eja osan?

Oh, it is a very delicious
and expensive fish.

We're in Balogun Market.
Do they have it here?

You are in Balogun?

I used to go there with my grandmother.

Oh, she's sick now.

It would have been nice
to see her one last time.

We're by the suitcases.

Is it by the suitcases?

_

You look beautiful, Mummy.

It's great, Auntie Ebunoluwa.

Thank you. I told Bimpe

I wanted enough crystals
to blind my enemies.

I will bring

the rest of the dresses.

I'll be able to cha-cha down the aisle

by the time she gets back.

For each of you, I had
Bimpe make an iro and buba,

a wrap skirt with a matching blouse

adorned with jewels, just like mine.

Mm-hmm. It's the traditional
Yoruba attire that we wear

for weddings and funerals.

And if done right,
you will look so good,

even the dead person will be jealous.

How does it look?

Ah. Absolutely stunning, Auntie Olu.

Gorgeous.

It's just like Auntie Ebun's.

But better.

Yes, you do look beautiful
in that dress.

Thank you, sister.

I will wear it.

- What?
- I am the mother of the bride.

It is only right that
I have the best dress.

Other than the bride, of course.

No!

Take off your dress and give it to me.

But the dress is mine.

Abishola,

there seems to be some confusion.

Could you remind us who your mother is?

- You are.
- And?

And the function of a wedding
is to honor our elders.

Especially the mother.

I will go change.

I will try my dress on later.

Let's go!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

What is going on?

An ududrum? That is not on the list.

Oh, we got all the stuff.

Now we're just going for extra credit.

You're not getting "stuff."

You are acknowledging our traditions.

Every item

has a deeper meaning.

I'm sure we can make up
something for the drum.

Do you know why you're getting yams?

Because they're on the list.

Because they represent how
you will provide for your wife.

A skinny yam

means a starving wife.

Is this the finest
yam in the market?

I don't know. I just grabbed it.

You "just grabbed it."

Bob.

This is about showing

Abishola's father what
kind of man you are.

A man who takes his time
to find the best of the best.

I'll get fatter yams!

No. No.

No!

The only thing you got
right are these kola nuts.

Hey, I got those.

- Well done.
- Happy to help.

You see, Bob,

all her father wants to know
is that she's safe

and taken care of.

Listen to your brother.

_

Thank you all
for coming to help celebrate

this wonderful woman.

I have always wanted to have

a sister, and now
my dream has come true.

I love you, Abishola.

You don't have to say it back.

Kemi, your turn.

Yeah, Abishola knows
what I think of her.

I do.

Okay, then.

Mom?

I already talked at the not-wedding.

I guess you'll make
your next toast at my wedding.

Sure.

Auntie Ebunoluwa? Auntie Olu?

I'm not sure I'm allowed to speak.

Perhaps you do not have much to say.

Oh, I have plenty of things to say.

Eh-eh, I will speak.

Christina,

thank you for putting
all of this together.

Oh. I love you, Abishola.

Again, you don't have to say it back.

Mummy,

thank you for everything
you have done for me.

I appreciate your support,

even when I make what you call

"stupid" decisions.

And, Auntie,

if not for you,

I would never have opened the door

and let Bob into my life.

I still can't believe
that you and Uncle followed him

and sat outside his house all night.

We had to make sure
he was not a serial killer.

All of this would have been
impossible without you.

You are like the daughter I never had.

Because she is my daughter that I had.

Ah. You are both
very important to me now.

But I am more important.

Buckle up, ladies.

I was the one

who took care of her when
her husband abandoned her.

I was there for the first
20 years of her life.

And I am there for her now!

I was the one who pushed her
out of my body!

And I was the one

who fed her goat milk
because your breasts were dry!

Eh-eh! If my breasts are dry,
your womb is a desert!

It's nice not being the
embarrassing family for once.

Right?

You have always been jealous of me!

- ...Abishola's mother! Abishola's mother!
- Shame on you!

_

Ladies and gentlemen,
the Odegbami family

are here to celebrate

the joining, the union of their family

with the Bob Wheelers.

All the way

from the most beautiful city
in the United States...

Detroit, Michigan.

Ah-ah, put your hands together

for Bob Wheeler
and the Bob Wheeler family!

Bob Wheeler,

why have you come here today?

Uh, to marry the beautiful Abishola.

Eh, but, you know,

one does not just come
and marry a Yoruba woman.

Way ahead of you.

As a sign of respect to her family,

we prostrate at your feet.

Get off.

That is my boy.

You were right.

* Bring out the bride o! *

* Yeah *

* Yeah *

* Baby Fresh on the beat *

* And it's killing them all, of course *

* It's killing them all, of course *

* Make we scatter this place tonight *

* Dance and sweatin' like say na fight *

* We must to settle
this thing tonight, yeah *

* Come let us catch
some feelings for night, eh *

* And if you tell me say make,
I bend low *

* Bend low, bend low *

* I no go waste time
but to do like so... *

This is so much better
than my first wedding.

Mine, too.

* This loving loving
no be chop and go, eh *

* Na because of... *

_

How are you enjoying

my daughter's wedding?

Mummy.

My sister...

You have done a wonderful job.

I know.

And you were right,

the dress is magnificent on you.

Thank you.

Excuse me. More people need
to see how good I look.

Thank you, Auntie.

She can have you for today.

I get you for all the others.

Gloria, isn't this wonderful?

I'm so sorry you couldn't be here

to see how beautiful I look.

You mean your breasts look.

Yes.

Do me a favor,

point the camera toward your face.

Gettin' a virtual motorboat.

Fine.

I got to say, this is the way
to go to a wedding.

It must be nice to not have
to wear uncomfortable shoes.

Uncomfortable shoes?

Hell, I ain't wearing pants.

_

Your Yoruba is very good.

Thank you.

I'm Christina, Bob's sister.

I am Dapo, Abishola's second cousin.

Second cousin?

Hmm. So it wouldn't be weird

if we got married
and made beautiful babies.

Excuse me.

I'll convert to any religion.

I mean, maybe I'd do better over here.

Get myself a little stall
in the market, sell fabrics.

Seems like a nice life.

Douglas, are you under the
influence of drugs or alcohol?

Yes!

And yes!

We also have been drinking.

We had a glass
of Mr. Wheeler's nice whiskey

to toast him on his special day.
And it was so good,

we had to have several more.

Do not be disappointed.

We are off the clock.

- To Mr. Wheeler!
- To Mr. Wheeler!

Love you guys.

I still can't believe you didn't come.

Again, we were not invited.

Bob Wheeler,

sometimes we do not know
what we need in our lives

until it's there.

I did not know I needed laughter.

I did not know I needed
your kindness and love.

I promise to pray for you

and love you always.

Thank you.

Kind of sounded like vows.

Yes, husband. Now, where are mine?

Husband. Boy, I like the sound of that.

Abishola, from the moment I met you,

you've been pushing me to be
a better version of myself.

You took care of my heart,

and I promise you I will
take care of yours.

I will spend every day
making sure you are safe,

happy and loved.

Did we just lose power?

Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.

Up Nepa!

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