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I see everything. 14 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,069 - Maybe we should wait quietly until takeoff 15 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,853 and save these conversations until the engine noise 16 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:28,854 can drown them out. 17 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,247 - So touchdown in Iowa 18 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,509 and then we tour the warehouse 19 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,381 they're converting into the Pika factory. 20 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,078 Then we freshen up at the hotel 21 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,819 before a picnic luncheon. 22 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:38,516 - Oh, great, a picnic. Love when my food 23 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,518 gets to sweat in the sun for a few hours. 24 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,433 - Mm, and then there's the, uh, 25 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,653 official ribbon cutting ceremony at the end of the day. 26 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:45,828 - God, these townies really 27 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,264 love a chance to celebrate, don't they? 28 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,700 - Well, this is the first factory to open there 29 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,746 since the recession. It's a lot of new jobs. 30 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,487 They--they want to express their gratitude. 31 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,879 - Ah, it's nice. 32 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,099 The public never really liked me when I was CEO 33 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,405 of a drug company. I don't know why. 34 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,624 - Probably the opioid crisis. - Maybe. 35 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:02,192 - Or the price gouging on prescription drugs. 36 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,194 - You know what? I was a "girlboss." 37 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,804 That's very tough for some people. 38 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:08,546 - Jack, it's a private plane. You don't need to buckle up. 39 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,592 - Aren't private planes usually the ones that crash? 40 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:13,116 - Well, yeah, statistically. 41 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,336 - Little liquid courage? Take the edge off? 42 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,816 - Oh, no thanks. I am good. - Your call. 43 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:20,210 Hey, Captain Stevens, want a little eye opener? 44 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,560 I already got it-- - You know what? I'll take it. 45 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,693 - Hey, uh, Jack, take it easy over there. 46 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,825 It's a business trip not a booze cruise. 47 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,131 - Okay. 48 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:31,526 - [sing-song] Someone got in trouble. 49 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,528 - ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 50 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,704 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 51 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:38,663 [chorus vocalizing] 52 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,492 - And who do we have here? 53 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:43,581 - Sharon has been working nights at the gas station 54 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,583 ever since the plant closed 13 years ago. 55 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,586 - Barely saw my kids but had to keep 'em fed. 56 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,241 - I am so happy to get you back on a regular schedule. 57 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,590 - We'll have a night shift too. 58 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:53,852 - Or the night shift. It could to go either way. 59 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,419 It might be great to have your days free. 60 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,247 - And this is Gary. 61 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,901 - Hi there, Gary! - Hey. 62 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:01,556 You know, this is huge for me. 63 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:04,733 I'm gonna get Paramount Plus and Peacock. 64 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,256 - Wow, kind of a different perspective 65 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,171 than the whole starving family thing over here. 66 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,346 - It's kind of cool, huh? 67 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,565 Getting to give all these people jobs. 68 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:11,827 - Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,002 - Are you on Tinder? 70 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,656 - Dude, I'm the namesake of the company 71 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,440 whose factory is gonna save this town. 72 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:17,659 It's like being a god. 73 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,182 How do I not let some of the local ladies 74 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,184 express their gratitude? - And you don't think 75 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,968 that's just a little bit sleazy? 76 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,448 - Jack, you have to start taking advantage 77 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,842 of the perks of this job. You see Ted over there? 78 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,539 He's just the head of manufacturing. 79 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,280 That guy gets so much P. 80 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,674 He's literally drowning in P. 81 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,458 You want in? - No, I think I'll just 82 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:35,894 continue with the work day as planned. 83 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,461 - More P for me. 84 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,768 - Thank you. My daughter's finally going to get braces. 85 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,813 - You know, they get a bad rap 86 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:44,207 but I really didn't mind having braces. 87 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,991 - Leg braces? 88 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,384 - Uh-huh. Yeah, mm-hmm. 89 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:50,387 And, hey, you look at me now. [chuckles] 90 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,911 What is this Polio-ville? - Mm-hmm. 91 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:55,871 - I have been hearing such great things 92 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,916 from Ted for weeks. 93 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,440 With your help, the Payne Pika 94 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,704 will be the most affordable car on the market. 95 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:05,663 A car for the people by the people. 96 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,622 - What's the alternative to that? 97 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:10,364 - A car by animals for animals? 98 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,235 - Oh, you've all been so kind. 99 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,759 You know, Millbank is surrounded by cornfields, 100 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,500 but I'm the one feeling buttered up. 101 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:17,675 [all laugh] 102 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:18,850 - See, that has the cadence of a joke, 103 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,330 but is that logically sound? 104 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,897 You don't butter up a cornfield. 105 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,290 - No. 106 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,335 - God, it's nice to feel that love. 107 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,772 Feels so good to do good for this town. 108 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,818 - Oh, yeah, these are salt of the earth people. 109 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:30,949 - Yeah. - Simple folk. 110 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,995 And not--not like in-bred simple. 111 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,649 Simple as in their internet is slow 112 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:38,392 and they don't care about fiction books, you know? 113 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:41,699 - I'm just realizing how little face time we've had, Ted. 114 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,659 - It's great to come to a town and revitalize it, hmm? 115 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:48,271 First the factory, then other businesses will follow. 116 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,533 Hip restaurants, you know? 117 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,056 Bars. - Mm-hmm. 118 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,668 - Good news for any mysterious pass-through corporations 119 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:56,279 that have picked up plots of land here. 120 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:59,674 "Janus LLC", its namesake, the two-faced Roman god, 121 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,458 always hiding itself in the shadows. 122 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,721 - You're saying you bought land in Millbank. 123 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:04,983 - One might say that, yes. 124 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,768 - Hmm. And the rest is you just, like, 125 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,987 playing out some kingpin real estate fantasy? 126 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,685 - I'm having fun. 127 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,904 It's okay to have fun at work, Sadie. 128 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,558 - Hey. What do you guys think? Swipe right? 129 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,734 - Mmm, jeesh, she looks a little old. 130 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,040 - She's a party girl. 131 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,737 - I'd party too if I lived through prohibition 132 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,304 - I'm doing it. 133 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,567 "No match." Huh. - [chuckles] 134 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:26,309 - Phone must be bricked or something. 135 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,703 - So how long you been driving for? 136 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,574 - About 17 years. - Nice. 137 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,359 Nice, nice. You like it? - No. 138 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,751 - Hmm. 139 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,014 - How is this their hospitality suite? 140 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,755 - The upholstery is weirdly crunchy. 141 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,844 - That was the couch? 142 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:41,759 I thought you had Skittles in your pocket or something. 143 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,500 - Oh, this is all gonna change. 144 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,328 Pretty soon developers are gonna come in, 145 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,895 put up luxury hotels. 146 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,592 And you know who profits? 147 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,899 Why, the local landowners. [chuckles] 148 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,466 - You wanna hear something funny? 149 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,771 The government of Bolvaria 150 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,425 just submitted their bid for the factory. 151 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:57,122 - This factory. The one we're opening here? 152 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,820 - A bit late to the party, Bolvaria. 153 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,691 - Ugh, that's all of Eastern Europe. 154 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:01,953 I heard they're just discovering 155 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,085 Kate & Allie over there. 156 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:04,652 - Where is Bolvaria, anyway? 157 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,436 - Between Albania and North Macedonia. 158 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,655 - Zoom out a little bit for me. 159 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,831 - Next to Montenegro. - Oh, right. 160 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,833 - And then in Bosnia and Herzegovina. 161 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,791 - Bosnia, we bombed them in the '90s. 162 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,141 Kicked the [bleep] out of them, or saved them. 163 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:17,752 We definitely helped some of them. 164 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:22,365 - In Hungary, Slovakia, the Czech Republic, Germany. 165 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,932 - Oh, yeah, Germany. 166 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,108 I love Germany. Oh, I mean, obviously now. 167 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,675 Not--you know. 168 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,807 I mean, kind of have to say that nowadays, though. 169 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:32,114 - These numbers are extremely competitive. 170 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,724 - Oh, really? Huh. 171 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,597 That's um-- how is that possible? 172 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,512 - Toyota just pulled out of the facility. 173 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:39,817 They're trying to fill it ASAP. 174 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,428 - Well, I mean, I wish that they could have 175 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,386 made this offer a few months ago. 176 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,475 Little late now. 177 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,651 Right? - Uh, to move locations 178 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,131 for the factory that's already staffed 179 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,133 where we're cutting the ribbon in roughly six hours? 180 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:53,744 Yeah, it is. It's a little on the late side. 181 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:54,876 - Yeah, this country 182 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,443 doesn't sound that great anyway. 183 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,835 "Semi-autocratic, 184 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,185 impoverished, and riddled with human rights abuses." 185 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,884 - But just to put it out there, we'd save tens, 186 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,843 hundreds of millions of dollars over the production run. 187 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,845 - I like how they make the workers stand in formation, 188 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,673 blank faces. It's a clean look. 189 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,632 - See if they're around a teleconference. 190 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,460 I'm just gonna, you know, thank them and let them know 191 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:14,896 that it's, you know, not gonna work out. 192 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,985 - I think an email rejection is fine. 193 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,682 - Well, let's keep it professional, you know. 194 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,510 I just wanna preserve company relations 195 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,905 with Slovanmiria, uh, Europe. 196 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:27,474 . 197 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,866 - I have to say you have 198 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,041 put together quite the presentations, Gene. 199 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,913 Unfortunately, we have already gone down 200 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:33,349 the road here in America. 201 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,612 - I wish we could have come to the table earlier. 202 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,006 But we'd be willing to reimburse you 203 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:41,444 100% of what you have spent there 204 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,054 plus what it would cost to move. 205 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,273 - 100%. 206 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,015 Wow, that's the most percents possible. 207 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,538 - Hey, the Bolivarian National Zoo 208 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,497 is advertised as "full service." 209 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,455 What is that? What do you think that means? 210 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:55,153 - Listen, you've got a compelling pitch. 211 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,504 I respect that. - Ask about human rights. 212 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,462 - And ask if the zoo has any rules. 213 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,116 - But Gene, I have heard some rumors 214 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,205 about some troubling things. 215 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:06,034 Jailing reporters, overzealous police forces, 216 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,992 real red flags, and I'm not afraid 217 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,430 to hold your feet to the fire here. 218 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,040 Are there any human rights abuses 219 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,695 that I need to know about? 220 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:15,957 - No. 221 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,132 - Well, that's a relief. 222 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:19,264 All right, well, thank you for your time. 223 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:20,962 Anything else on our end, guys? 224 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,572 - What is a full service zoo? - Wesley wants to know 225 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,356 if he can [bleep] the elephants at the zoo. 226 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,401 - No? Great. Okay, good. 227 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,490 All right, well, thank you so much. 228 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,405 Talk soon. 229 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,320 Interesting, huh? - Lot of money. 230 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,104 - Yeah, I thought so too. 231 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,585 I mean, we-- we are like minded there. 232 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,065 Yeah, I mean, obviously, we can't do it. 233 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,414 But whoo! 234 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:42,200 Gosh, that is interesting. Yeah. 235 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,508 Have we signed anything here? 236 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,467 - We can't really be considering this. 237 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,033 - We're just talking theoretically. 238 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,427 I mean, this is a theoretical conversation. 239 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,646 - Whoa, why'd you lock the door? 240 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,256 - I thought we might want some privacy. 241 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,562 - We're just having a conversation. 242 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,389 Anyone can participate. Anyone can listen. 243 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:58,695 Maybe keep it locked, though. That's-- 244 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,610 - I'll say it. 245 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:01,959 We have to move the factory. 246 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,744 We're trying to make a $10,000 car. 247 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:06,442 If we relocate, we could put the money we save on labor 248 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,835 into things like, I don't know, 249 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,228 brakes that work and engines that don't explode. 250 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:11,491 And would not that be nice? 251 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,970 - Right, for sure. 252 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,582 But Millbank is good too. Lots of opportunities here. 253 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,454 At worst, I'm on the fence, at worst. 254 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,457 - But think about the optics if we pull out. 255 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,112 - Ah! "Pull out!" 256 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,331 Come on, she--it's a layup. 257 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,594 - The headline will read, 258 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,466 "Payne abandons desperate American town." 259 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,599 - I mean, but what is America really 260 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,036 when you think about it? You know, is it a place? 261 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,125 Is it--is it confined by--by borders? 262 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,430 - Hell yeah, USA! 263 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,215 - Okay, hold on, hold on. 264 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,478 I was--wait for me to get where I was going with-- 265 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,132 I lost it. Sorry. 266 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,395 - This is the kind of thing that hurts your image. 267 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:49,224 And morally, what about the human rights abuses? 268 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:52,314 Do we really wanna support that kind of government? 269 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,142 - Yes, okay, but if the government 270 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,796 even is doing anything bad-- 271 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:58,102 - And Gene was very strong in convincing that they weren't. 272 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,495 - That part is out of our control. 273 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,366 So the citizens over there can either be oppressed 274 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,543 or be oppressed with jobs that pay well, 275 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,327 by Bolvarian standards. 276 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,633 - I mean, that is kind of hard to argue with. 277 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,721 It really does make sense. 278 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,287 - So you're okay just screwing over 279 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,767 all these families? 280 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,553 I'm--I'm sorry, and maybe I'm out of line, 281 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,119 but you wanted me to be the voice of the workers. 282 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,817 So that's exactly what I'm being. 283 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,254 I know firsthand how important these jobs are 284 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,430 to these families. They're depending on us. 285 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,736 - Very well said, Jack. 286 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,738 Plus, we should keep in mind the ripple effect 287 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,174 that this would have on people 288 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,132 who have invested in the local economy. 289 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,481 - Yeah, everyone's keeping that in mind. 290 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,657 - Cool. Good. 291 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,528 - I get that this is personal for you. 292 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,617 But tell me, is an American's life 293 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,445 worth more than a foreigner's life to you? 294 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,100 - No, that's-- - That's a tough look, man. 295 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,537 - No matter what we do, certain people will benefit 296 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,060 and certain people will get hurt. 297 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,322 I'd say it's zero sum 298 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,716 except for one option benefits the company 299 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,848 which if you think about it, 300 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:51,329 it's kind of the point of our jobs. 301 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,461 - Wow. 302 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:55,290 Big change of plans for Millbank 303 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,684 and its community leaders and business owners. 304 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,815 Okay. 305 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:03,385 - So we do have to put out a statement at some point. 306 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,866 Do we just say it was a financial decision? 307 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,563 - Ugh, isn't there a better way to frame it? 308 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,478 I mean, we're just gonna sound like some heartless corporation 309 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,871 that only cares about the bottom line. 310 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:14,396 - [chuckles] Now why would they think that? 311 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,571 Sorry. 312 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,094 - I'm not happy about it either. 313 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,140 I mean, I was just getting used to being the hero. 314 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,794 Now, everybody here is gonna hate my guts. 315 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,230 - Everyone loves you, ma'am. 316 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:25,581 - Oh, thank you so much, sir! 317 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,802 We are having a private meeting back here though, so-- 318 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:32,109 Shouldn't a business van come with some sort of divider wall? 319 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,241 You know what? Get that idea down, Cyrus. 320 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,372 That's good. 321 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,417 - You want me to write down "wall?" 322 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,593 - "Divider wall." - Got it. 323 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,595 - I'm just not sure how else to frame it. 324 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,293 I mean, now that everyone's jobs are going away, 325 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,556 they'll have more time for hobbies? 326 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,428 - It'll be better for the environment. 327 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,734 If you saw all the hoops we had to jump through 328 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,649 to open the factory in the first place. 329 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,912 Groundwater surveys, carbon capture certs. 330 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,914 It's a miracle they haven't backed out already. 331 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,611 - Wait, what do you mean by backed out? 332 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,830 They can ask us to leave? 333 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,745 - Yeah, I mean, yeah, if they wanted. 334 00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,920 We had to persuade them 335 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,704 we'd be "good environmental partners." 336 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,837 - Oh, well, let's un-persuade them. 337 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,360 Let it get out that 338 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,624 we might not be as eco-friendly as we said, you know. 339 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,712 I mean, that way we're not leaving them, 340 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,757 they're leaving us. 341 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,236 - So basically, you want us to be 342 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,716 the girl who's so chicken [bleep] 343 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,413 breaking up with her boyfriend that would just rather 344 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,154 act toxic and make him dump us? 345 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,765 - Exactly, that is a great way of putting it. 346 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,549 Thank you so much, Sadie. 347 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,813 All right, people, let's get toxic! 348 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,294 - Oh, yeah, that's a little on the nose, Wesley, 349 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,338 but great idea. 350 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,775 - What? I didn't get any of that. 351 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,298 I'm listening to Maron. 352 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,560 He's in one of his moods. 353 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:40,134 . 354 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,745 - Katherine Hastings, Tom Harper. 355 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,704 Welcome to the great state of Iowa. 356 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,184 - Governor Harper, what a pleasure. 357 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,099 It is a beautiful state. 358 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,710 Well, you know, there's an old legend 359 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,886 that the word Iowa comes from the Native word 360 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,714 for "beautiful." - Well, that is apt. 361 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,151 That is very, very apt because it is a beautiful, 362 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,761 pristine piece of land. 363 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,024 I mean, you should see some of the areas 364 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,243 around our other factories. 365 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,420 Oh, yowsa. [chuckles] 366 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,944 - Unload it all. Get whatever you can get. 367 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,468 If we take a loss, then it's your commission. 368 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,253 Actually, hold on. Anyone here have an interest 369 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,950 in buying a strip mall? 370 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,822 Forget it. Yep, dump it all. 371 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,956 - Jeannette Watts from "The Gazette?" 372 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,132 - Yes. - Sadie Ryan from Payne. 373 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,352 We spoke on the phone. - Oh, yes, hi. 374 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006 Nice to meet you in person. - Yeah. 375 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:29,792 Doing a big pie exposé, huh? - Oh, Millbank's a small town. 376 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,315 This could be a six-part series. 377 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,969 - Well, I have something 378 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,798 that I think you might be interested in. 379 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,105 This is on deep background but there's a rumor 380 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,889 that our water contaminant numbers 381 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,152 might be a bit fudged. 382 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,024 - No. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,983 No one can know that I am the one that told you that. 384 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,158 - Got it. 385 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,030 Well, don't worry I won't say anything. 386 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,075 - Thank you. 387 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,037 You mean you won't write that I was the source. 388 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,386 - I won't write anything at all. 389 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,345 My lips are sealed. 390 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,957 - Hi. Are you Wesley Payne? 391 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,001 - The one and only. 392 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,350 - I just wanna say 393 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,874 we're all so grateful that you're coming here. 394 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,312 It has been a rough few years and it means everything. 395 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,531 - Look, you are pretty, 396 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:17,013 but just gonna be honest, I'm not a huge fan of freckles. 397 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,972 So I'm gonna do a lap 398 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,364 and see what other talent's out there 399 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,150 but maybe I'll circle back around. 400 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,022 Cool? - O--okay. 401 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,850 - It's not a no just-- 402 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,070 you're on the waitlist, young lady. 403 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,768 Not too young. Not-- 404 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,031 - Hey. 405 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,946 - Hey, Jack. You having a good time? 406 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,774 - Uh, not really. 407 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,037 I just keep feeling like some type of evil overlord 408 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,473 or something who doesn't care about the commoners. 409 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,868 - Mm. I'm thinking about buying a castle. 410 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,175 Bolverian real estate prices are gonna surge 411 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,480 when we announce this move. 412 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,353 So if you're interested, get in now. 413 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:55,312 - Yeah, I don't think I'm a castle type of a guy. 414 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,402 - Jack, every Black man is a castle type of guy. 415 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,230 Maybe one for your mom? 416 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,406 - So listen, anything you need at any time, 417 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,800 just call, okay? Help cleaning up red tape, 418 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,020 dealing with regulators, whatever you need. 419 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,499 - I appreciate that. 420 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,023 Because as you know, there were quite a few concerns 421 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,068 with the environmental impact of our factory. 422 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,157 - Yeah, well, that's the "green beans" for ya. 423 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,332 You know, I'm telling you, 424 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,291 they would trade 8,000 well-paying jobs 425 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,075 if it disturbs the beauty sleep of, you know, 426 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,122 some subspecies of snail. 427 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:25,255 - Although, some of their concerns are totally crazy, 428 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,345 the smog and with the chemicals we use in our paint, 429 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,043 there have been cancer clusters. 430 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,609 - Hey, hey. No, no, I didn't hear that. 431 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,350 No, no, see, I don't know what I don't know. 432 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,438 - Yeah, but I'm just telling you. 433 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,613 - Nothing! Nothing. 434 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,441 You're--you're not telling me anything. 435 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,878 Because see, we're just--we're friends 436 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,402 and we're chatting about the weather, right? 437 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,447 - Yes. It is-- it's beautiful weather. 438 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,014 Although it won't be for long. 439 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,624 You know with the carbon dioxide-- 440 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,280 - ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪ 441 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,022 both: ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪ 442 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,938 - Sorry, just to be clear, you can report that story 443 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,287 just don't say that it came from me. 444 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,680 - Oh, that's okay. 445 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,900 I wouldn't want you to get in trouble if it got out. 446 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,292 You seem nice. - Mm-hmm. 447 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,948 But what I'm telling you could be huge, 448 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,210 like Watergate huge. 449 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:10,257 - I know. Thank you for trusting me. 450 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,520 My lips are sealed. - No, no. 451 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,000 - Oh, my God. 452 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,305 This is supposed to be a blind bake. 453 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,307 Susan's name is on the tin. 454 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,440 - And based on an old legend, 455 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:23,009 the word Iowa comes from the Native word for "beautiful." 456 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:26,055 And I cannot think of anything more beautiful 457 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:30,581 than 8,000 new jobs! 458 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,887 - Any luck? 459 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,149 - Let's just say the local press 460 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,977 isn't exactly Woodward and Bernstein. 461 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,022 - I told a few families 462 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,414 that the runoff from the factory 463 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,503 could lead to smaller penis sizes for newborns. 464 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,591 They didn't care. 465 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,245 - What is wrong with this town? 466 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,160 - Environment's been politicized, you know. 467 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,336 This is something only coastal elites care about now. 468 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,555 "Liberal cucks," you know? 469 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,122 - Or maybe they're just desperate. 470 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,906 Hey, when you've been out of work for a year, 471 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,386 hole in the ozone does not seem that important. 472 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,691 - Whatever happened to that hole? 473 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,215 We just stopped talking about it. 474 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,956 - You know, it's true. We might as well be threatening 475 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,566 to take away their "New Yorker" subscriptions. 476 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,221 I mean, we need to focus on what these people care about. 477 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:06,661 - It's not their kids' penises, I'll tell you that. 478 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,054 - Yo. - [gasps] 479 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,707 - It's cool, it's me. 480 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,536 So no guarantees, but I did a loop 481 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,712 and I think it's looking good for you. 482 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,192 - What's looking good? 483 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,628 - [chuckles] Right. 484 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,674 "What's looking good?" 485 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,677 I like it. I like that. You're trouble. 486 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,549 You know, if you wore a wide brimmed hat 487 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:30,119 it might help with the freckles. 488 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,035 I don't know, see a derm. 489 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,733 Excuse me. Pardon me. - Katherine Hastings! 490 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:40,042 [cheers and applause] 491 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,609 - Oh, gosh, you know, 492 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,219 it's funny, 493 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,395 Millbank is surrounded by cornfields 494 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,354 but I'm the one feeling buttered up. 495 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,964 [laughter] 496 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,270 - Are you enjoying that? 497 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,575 - The situation will not be helped 498 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,750 by me not eating corn. 499 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,057 - This factory will bring jobs... 500 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,624 [cheers and applause] 501 00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:00,367 But something else too, change. 502 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,587 We all love change, right? 503 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,982 Boba shops and cannabis dispensaries 504 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,680 and ethnic small plate restaurants. 505 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,204 "Tapas," we call 'em. 506 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,119 [cheers and applause] - Tapas! 507 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,686 [cheers and applause] 508 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,732 - Okay. 509 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,387 Plus, new--new types of people, 510 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:23,216 of all races and faiths. 511 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,435 Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims. 512 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,611 There could be a mosque on every street corner 513 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,178 right here in Millbank. 514 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:34,749 [cheers and applause] - What is this? Berkeley? 515 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,665 - A well-paying job can get you real progressive real fast. 516 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,101 - And yes, of course 517 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,669 there will be homeless people, 518 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:45,281 and with them, methadone clinics and needle exchanges 519 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,284 and pop-up abortion sites. 520 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,635 But I say if you don't want that in your backyard, 521 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,334 you don't want Payne in your front yard. 522 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:59,469 [cheers and applause] 523 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341 And also Antifa. 524 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:04,083 . 525 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,694 - When I think of all the inspectors I bribed 526 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:07,999 over the years to look the other way about something, 527 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,523 none of it mattered. 528 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,046 They wouldn't have kicked us out no matter what. 529 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,265 It was just a waste of money. 530 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,614 - Honestly, it's gross. 531 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:14,615 Where's their xenophobia? 532 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,790 Their fear of anything different? 533 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,226 All they care about is their jobs. 534 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,793 They're hypocrites. 535 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,273 - If you think about it, being a hypocrite 536 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,102 is the worst thing you can be. 537 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,190 You have to think about it hard though. 538 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,713 It's definitely not intuitive. 539 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,758 - How are we gonna handle the ribbon cutting? 540 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,064 - We should just skip it and go home. 541 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,761 - Wait, so we're gonna ghost the entire town? 542 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,328 - Yeah, I mean, we could spit in their food 543 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,069 and they wouldn't care. I mean, we need to cut and run. 544 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,811 Sir, could you take us to the airfield, please? 545 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,160 - Sure thing. 546 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,249 Are you saying you're not gonna make cars here? 547 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164 - I'm sorry, but could you not eavesdrop? 548 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,818 It's not entirely your fault. 549 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,211 There's no divider wall here, 550 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,518 but take some personal responsibility. 551 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,694 - Can't believe we had to leave early. 552 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,696 I'm so on with this cute chick. 553 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,915 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 554 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,525 I mean, there was definitely a freckle issue 555 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,179 but with some heavy foundation, it would have been fine. 556 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,920 - You know, I was drowning in P. 557 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,662 - Really? - Yeah. 558 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,186 - Hey, you okay? 559 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,753 - Just sucks, you know? 560 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,189 All their jobs are going away and we're sitting here 561 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,670 on a private jet having cocktails. 562 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,106 - Yeah, I know. 563 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,586 I grew up in a town like this 564 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,980 and my dad just went from one factory job to the next. 565 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,243 Oh, did you think you're the only one 566 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,940 without a trust fund? 567 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,246 This is the job. 568 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,030 Like, it's private jets and hard decisions. 569 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,249 You just gotta suck it up 570 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,859 and deal with the guilt in your own time. 571 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,208 - You can do that? 572 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,210 - Uh, 9:00 till 6:00, I am a robot. 573 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,865 After 6:00, I am dangerously unstable. 574 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:33,607 A depressing shell of a human. 575 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,304 - Hey guys, can someone put on the news? 576 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,219 - Yeah. 577 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,612 - These shocking images 578 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,701 from the small European nation of Bolvaria, 579 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,225 where a coup in progress has already been called 580 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:47,708 "A Thousand Bloody Nights." 581 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,318 - Well, that's not great for us. 582 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,060 Captain Stevens, turn the plane around, please. 583 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,366 - You can meet up with that girl. 584 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,671 - Ah, better not. 585 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,107 I'm actually pretty numb down there, 586 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,935 so it takes me forever to do it. 587 00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,894 - Jack, you must be happy, right? 588 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,852 Staying in Millbank. You got a win. 589 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,985 - Yeah, I guess all's well that ends well. 590 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,378 - Oh, look, they're executing 591 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:09,643 their country's intelligentsia in the streets. 592 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,993 - Oh, there's Gene. 593 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,256 There are too many people to thank 594 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,215 for making today possible. 595 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,868 You know, it's funny, 596 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,262 Millbank is surrounded by cornfields, 597 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:24,266 but I'm the one feeling buttered up. 598 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,963 - Mm, tough crowd. 599 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,270 - Yep, I think our van driver 600 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,839 might've leaked that we almost abandoned the town. 601 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,276 - Just sell the castle! 602 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,018 Get whatever you can get for it. 603 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,281 What do you mean it's been "nationalized?" 604 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,022 - Is there any truth to the rumors 605 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,676 that you were in talks with Bolvaria 606 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,678 and had planned to pull out of Millbank? 607 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,115 - [laughs] 608 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,377 "Pull out?" Come on. 609 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,379 I can't be the only one hearing this stuff. 610 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,164 - Uh, no, I don't know where those rumors came from. 611 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,949 And obviously our hearts go out 612 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,994 to the good people of Bolvaria. 613 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,779 - The insurgents or the dictatorship? 614 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:02,304 - Uh, the--the good people, you know, on both sides. 615 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,438 I mean, you know, we just hope that they find common ground 616 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,178 once the butchering is completed-- 617 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,703 the alleged butchering on, you know, both sides of-- 618 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,965 I think let's get to the-- - Yeah. 619 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,314 Yah! [imitates gun cocking] - Do that now. 620 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,317 Great, here we go. [laughs] 621 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,710 - Whoo! 622 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,800 - Thank you. - You're welcome, Millbank. 623 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,323 [munching noises] 624 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,977 - Don't do that anymore. - PAC-MAN? 625 00:21:23,027 --> 00:21:27,577 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46779

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