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I have a special treat
for y'all today.
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My dear friend and former
college roommate is here
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from the Johnson Space Center
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in Houston to talk to us
about our space program.
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And yeah, I know
what you're thinking.
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These guys were roomies.
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How does one go on
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to be a....
a fancy scientist at NASA,
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and the other's teaching
freshman science
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at a public high school?
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Yeah, Sheldon.
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I was thinking that.
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Thank you.
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All right, uh, let's
give a warm welcome
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to my good buddy,
Dr. Ronald Hodges.
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Hey, kids. Hey.
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Glad to be here.
And, uh, Hubert, the answer
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to your question is, one of
those roomies was busy studying
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while the other was out
chasing high school girls.
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(forced laugh)
(laughs)
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Yeah.
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To be clear, they
were all over 18.
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(laughing):
Yeah. Well...
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Now, what I thought would
be fun to talk about today
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is what NASA's planning on doing
beyond the space shuttle.
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Things like the first
manned mission to Mars.
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Uh, yeah.
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Did you see the movie Aliens?
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I did.
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Did you think it was cool?
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Uh...
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Sure, I enjoyed it.
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Me, too.
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Football player, right?
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Yes, sir.
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(laughing):
Yeah.
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Now, of course, before
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we can set out
to explore the solar system,
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we've got a few minor problems
to overcome.
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Not the least of
which is, every time
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we launch,
it costs the U.S. taxpayers
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hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Yes.
If you want
to save money,
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why don't you land
the booster rockets
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instead of letting them drop
in the ocean?
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(laughs)
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That's a cute idea, but, uh,
it's not technically possible.
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Why not?
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Well, it's hard to explain.
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The math is pretty complicated.
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Perhaps
I could help you with it.
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(laughing):
Well,
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I bet you could.
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(laughs)
I'll bet you could.
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I'll tell you what.
Here is a NASA patch.
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Why don't you have your mom
sew that on your book bag? Now,
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who here wants to know how
astronauts go to the bathroom?
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BOY:
Me. I do.
Oh, right. See,
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now, during liftoff,
all the astronauts
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wear diapers.
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ADULT SHELDON:
People often wonder why I chose
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to pursue a career
in theoretical physics.
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I usually respond by saying
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I wanted to unravel the
inner workings of the universe.
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Yeah, perhaps when
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Captain Kirk said,
"To boldly go,"
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he meant in one of those, huh?
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ADULT SHELDON:
But the real answer was
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I wanted
to prove this nincompoop wrong.
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Yeah, that's right.
Beam me up, Potty!
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(cackling)
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain
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* I bet I could be your hero
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* I am a mighty little man
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* I am a mighty little man. *
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MEEMAW:
So I saw a lawyer today.
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Why?
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I'm putting together
my last will and testament.
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We're gonna miss ya.
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George.
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Don't worry.
I ain't leaving him squat.
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Are you dyin'?
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We're all
dyin', honey.
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From the second we're born,
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it's just a slip and slide
into the darkness.
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Unless you get
bit by a vampire.
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Well, now that goes
without saying.
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I don't want to die.
I've only kissed
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one boy so far.
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What?
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Relax. It was a
long time ago.
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Are you relaxed?
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Shelly, you haven't
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touched your dinner.
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You feel okay?
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Oh, yes. I was
just thinking.
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About what, baby?
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The optimal height-to-width
ratio for a reusable rocket.
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MEEMAW:
I was just
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thinking the exact same thing.
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Really?
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Oh, Moonpie, I love you so much.
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
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(sucks air in through teeth)
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It's late. What
are you doing up?
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I'm working
on the hyperbolic calculations
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for a rocket return.
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Need any help?
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What?
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I'm kiddin'. Now, turn out
the light and go to bed.
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But...
Now.
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(sighs)
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Dad, can we afford a computer?
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You do my taxes.
What do you think?
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Never mind.
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Good night.
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Meemaw?
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Mr. Moonpie,
how might I help you?
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How much money are you planning
to leave me when you die?
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Nice talkin' to you.
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(knocking)
Meemaw?
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Want to try that again?
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I need to buy a computer
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so I can solve
the Navier-Stokes equation.
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Uh-huh. How much is a computer?
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Apple has a nice one for $2,000,
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but the kind I need costs
three million.
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Let me see
what I got in the vault.
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(murmurs quietly)
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Nine bucks and, uh...
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Oh, look at that-- a peso.
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It's warm.
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Hello, First National Bank.
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I'd like to speak
with a loan officer.
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It's regarding a second mortgage
on my home.
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My name is Sheldon Lee Cooper.
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Sure, I'll hold.
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Oh, I hate hold music.
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Hello.
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Yes, you can help me,
Dorothy Fitzpatrick.
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I'm interested in taking out
a second mortgage.
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I'm nine years old.
Why do you ask?
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That's called
age discrimination, Dorothy,
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but I'm willing to let it slide.
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I'm glad you find me cute,
but I'm deadly serious.
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I need funds to buy a computer.
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No, the house isn't in my name.
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I'm nine.
We've established this.
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I do prepare the taxes
for my parents,
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and if we tighten our belts,
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we'll have sufficient equity
for the loan.
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Sheldon, who are
you talking to?
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Dorothy Fitzpatrick.
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Who's Dorothy Fitzpatrick?
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Is she a new buddy from school?
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She's the loan officer at The
First National Bank of Medford.
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Why are you talking to her?
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Mom, can this wait?
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I'm trying
to negotiate favorable terms.
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Hello. Dorothy?
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(whirring, beeps)
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Hey, how come you
weren't in math class?
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That guy from NASA
treated me like a child,
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and I need to
prove him wrong.
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You a a child.
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Tread lightly, my friend.
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Was Ms. Ingram upset
I wasn't in class?
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(beeps)
TAM: Actually,
she was happy.
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She even did a little dance.
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Do you know anybody
with a modem?
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I think
Radio Shack has one. Why?
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I need to access
thrust-to-weight ratios
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from the FTP server at
the Johnson Space Center.
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Then what?
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Then I show that guy
from NASA my work
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and laugh as he
begs for mercy.
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You know, sometimes
you sound like a super villain.
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Silence!
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That'll be more effective after
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your voice changes.
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(sighs)
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(in deep voice):
Silence.
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(beeps)
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Mom, can you take me
to Radio Shack?
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Not today, baby.
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I have to go food shopping
and get dinner started.
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But it's important.
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Sorry. Maybe over the weekend.
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But it won't take that long.
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Sheldon, I said no.
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But, Mom...
Not another word.
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What?
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Can't I just be happy?
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Mom, please!
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Sheldon Lee,
I said no.
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I'm still happy.
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Please, Mom!
You're being unfair!
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No.
But I really need those
thrust-to-weight ratios.
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Do you see I'm cookin'?
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Well, take me after dinner.
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Enough! I'm not takin' you
anywhere tonight.
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(grunts)
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ADULT SHELDON:
I'm not proud of it,
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but as a child, I was prone...
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to the occasional meltdown.
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SHELDON:
Cheese and crackers!
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ADULT SHELDON:
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
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All right,
I finally got him calmed down.
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How'd you manage that?
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Easy. Gave him a hug
and a little cough syrup.
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Mom!
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It's not like he's
operating heavy machinery.
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We can't keep putting
up with this behavior.
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We need to ground him.
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How? If you say "No playing
outside," he says, "Thank you."
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Well, we need to do something.
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It's just a tantrum.
It's what kids do.
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You used to punish me
all the time.
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That was different.
You were a pain in the ass.
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I say no Radio Shack
for at least a month.
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Sounds fair.
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I'll go tell him.
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I'd wait and tell him tomorrow.
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He's a little loopy right now.
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(laughs)
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Good night.
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She drugged our son.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Thus began the longest month
of my life.
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Without the ability to access
the thrust-to-weight ratios,
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my well-intended effort
to humiliate a NASA scientist
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ground to a halt.
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Mom.
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Uh... what's going on?
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Something's wrong with Sheldon.
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(groaning)
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What's the matter, baby?
Have a tummy ache?
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I think it's an ulcer.
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GEORGE SR.:
Don't be silly.
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You must have eaten
something.
No.
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My symptoms are consistent
with an ulcer.
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Shelly, remember
when you thought
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you had leprosy, and it was
just a patch of dry skin?
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And when you thought you had
gout? Or an enlarged prostate?
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Or mad cow?
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That was my favorite.
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Well, this is different.
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Maybe we should take
him to the doctor.
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Listen to your wife--
ulcers are serious.
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Ow.
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Well, I've never seen this
in someone so young,
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but, uh, your son has an ulcer.
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Thank you.
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How could this happen?
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Uh, there are
a number of factors.
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Has he been under
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some unusual stress lately?
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Yes. She won't take me
to Radio Shack.
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Go wait outside.
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00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,292
I've heard
some interesting research
263
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,894
about treating ulcers
264
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,162
with antimicrobials.
265
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,030
Go.
266
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,767
And you're surprised
I have an ulcer.
267
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,102
I'm surprised
I don't have one.
268
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,771
(clears throat)
269
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,972
Um, Radio Shack?
270
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,843
He's trying to figure out
how to help NASA land rockets.
271
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,845
Oh. Well, that's a nice thing.
272
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,379
He's just doing
it out of spite.
273
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,015
Okay.
274
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,885
Well, keep him
off spicy foods
for the time being,
275
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,920
and I'll write you
a prescription for Zantac.
276
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,321
Does he smoke?
277
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,058
'Course not.
He's nine.
278
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,826
(chuckles):
I started at his age.
279
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,795
Uh, but only when I drank.
280
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,897
(modem dialing up)
281
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,198
(modem whining)
What the...?
282
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,237
Sheldon!
What are you doing?
283
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,107
I just need a minute.
These things are so slow.
284
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,811
Is this your family?
285
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,980
They're lovely.
286
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,184
*
287
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,287
Mom.
What?
288
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,089
There's something wrong
with Sheldon again.
289
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,390
SHELDON:
I figured it out!
290
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,258
I figured it out!
291
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,027
One night.
292
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,929
I want to sleep one night.
293
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,432
Oh. Hi, Mom.
294
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,034
PETER GABRIEL:
Hi there.
295
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,235
("Big Time" playing)
296
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,271
* I'm on my way,
I'm making it... *
297
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,274
ADULT SHELDON:
With my research complete
and my ulcer on the mend,
298
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,377
all that was left to do
was send my work to NASA
299
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,849
and wait to become America's
scientific sweetheart.
300
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,383
* And I will walk
through the front door *
301
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,985
* Big time...
302
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,386
ADULT SHELDON:
So I waited...
303
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,255
* Make it show, yeah
304
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,390
* Big time
305
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,226
...and waited...
306
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,227
* Big time
307
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,228
* Oh, oh, oh...
308
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,864
...and waited...
309
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,166
*
310
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,335
(dial tone droning)
311
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,071
(dial tone continues droning)
312
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,475
...and waited.
313
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,077
*
314
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,211
* Big.
315
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,881
Something's wrong
with Sheldon again.
316
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,149
GEORGE SR.:
Now what?
317
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,185
MARY: Those people at NASA never
responded to his science stuff.
318
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,888
GEORGE SR.: Damn it.
I've had enough of this.
319
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,890
Sheldon, get up.
320
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,892
What's the point?
321
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,261
We're going to Houston.
322
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,429
Really?
323
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,965
Yeah.
324
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,200
You and me are gonna give
those space monkeys
325
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,902
a little talkin' to.
326
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:25,238
ADULT SHELDON:
I often found my father to be
327
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,140
a strange and puzzling man,
328
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,210
but at that moment,
I never loved him more.
329
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,450
*
330
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,153
I don't see why I
couldn't stay home.
331
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,056
'Cause we're having
a fun family outin'.
332
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,457
Can I at least drive?
333
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,826
She said fun, not tragic.
334
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,262
Let's go to the ostrich farm.
335
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,397
GEORGE JR.:
Cool.
336
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,399
We can ride 'em, and
then we can eat 'em.
337
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,500
GEORGE SR.:
We're not stopping anywhere.
338
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,602
We're going to Houston
to straighten this thing out
339
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,304
for your brother,
then we're going home.
340
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,306
Shelly, you doing okay?
341
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,875
Yes. I just hope I
don't get carsick.
342
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,077
You want Daddy to pull over?
343
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,213
I'll be okay.
344
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:10,217
(vomiting)
MISSY: Oh, God, it's
on my shoes, it's on my shoes!
345
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,320
MEEMAW:
For Pete's sake,
somebody open a window.
346
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,355
*
347
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,562
Yeah, I don't
mean to be rude,
348
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,264
but we've been
waitin' for an hour
349
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,099
to see your boss.
I'm sorry, sir,
350
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,335
but you didn't have
an appointment.
We didn't have
351
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,104
an appointment 'cause every time
I called, you put me on hold.
352
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,574
I'm sure Dr. Hodges'll see you
as soon as he can.
353
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,913
So, what do you
want to do?
I don't know.
354
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,415
I guess we just got
to be patient and wait...
355
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,184
Aw, screw it!
356
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,452
Excuse me, sir,
you can't just...
357
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,254
All right,
here's the deal.
358
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,256
My kid's got
a damn ulcer 'cause of you,
359
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,557
so either you
take him seriously,
360
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,459
or you're gonna be
taking me seriously.
361
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,461
(intercom buzzes)
362
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,462
Yes, sir?
363
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,130
HODGES:
Janice, why don't you
364
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,432
send the little boy in?
(nervous chuckle)
365
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,201
Right away.
366
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,272
He'll see you now.
367
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,440
You're up, Moonpie.
368
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,583
And here...
369
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,286
near apogee,
we gimbal the engine
370
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,687
to exert a torque
371
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,689
that executes
a pitchover maneuver
372
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,293
to flip the rocket
by 180 degrees.
373
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,496
(laughs):
Well, that's very impressive.
374
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,498
Thank you very much
for taking the time...
375
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,699
I'm not done.
376
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,601
Oh.
377
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,169
Uh... sorry.
378
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,337
Needless to say,
379
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,673
we use a P.I.D. controller
to minimize the dispersions
380
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,310
to the landing site.
381
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,512
Anything else?
382
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,614
Yes. I'd like a glass of water.
383
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,017
It's time to take my Zantac.
384
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,952
(mumbles softly):
Oh...
385
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,257
He's been in there
quite a while.
386
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,525
Well, if the topic
387
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,528
is science, he can be
a really Chatty Patty.
388
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,729
I'm bored.
389
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,564
Me, too.
Hey.
390
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,300
Someday somebody's gonna write
a book about Sheldon.
391
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,469
Don't you want there
to be a chapter
392
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,206
about how loving and supportive
you two were?
393
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,275
Doesn't matter.
I ain't reading it.
394
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,746
This is groundbreaking work.
395
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,714
Thank you. And...?
396
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,450
And...?
397
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,352
I thought you might want
to apologize.
398
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,353
Well...
399
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,754
why?
400
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,657
You tried to shut me up
with a patch.
401
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,626
(chuckles nervously):
Well... I-I give those
to everyone.
402
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,295
A-And you have
to understand, Sheldon,
403
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,531
that while your math
is-is theoretically correct,
404
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:42,335
we don't have the technical
capability to execute it.
405
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,371
So I'm ahead of my time?
406
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,474
Well... it would appear so.
(chuckles)
407
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,576
All right, call me
when you catch up.
408
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,711
W... uh...
409
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,513
We can go now.
410
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,714
*
411
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,619
* Rocket...
412
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,795
ADULT SHELDON:
I've often contemplated
what might have happened
413
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,698
if my father hadn't stuck up
for me that day.
414
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,800
Would I have gone on to become
415
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,768
a world-class
theoretical physicist,
416
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,339
or just your average Joe
Sixpack theoretical physicist?
417
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,473
Dad?
418
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,774
Yeah?
419
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,810
Thank you.
420
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,046
You're welcome.
421
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,451
We're real proud
of you, honey.
422
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,588
Are you proud
of me and Georgie?
Of course.
423
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,623
You bet.
424
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,391
For what?
425
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,427
Don't go pokin' at it.
426
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,529
*
427
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,541
*
428
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,676
NEWSWOMAN:
For the first time,
429
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,779
SpaceX has successfully landed
its Falcon 9 rocket
430
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,615
on a drone ship
in the Atlantic Ocean.
431
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,890
SpaceX founder Elon Musk
called the event
432
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,494
an "incredible milestone
in the history of space."
433
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,834
(intercom beeps)
434
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,272
Elon, the CNN reporter's
here to talk to you.
Hang on.
435
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,843
Send him in.
(clears throat)
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