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Ah, "Fame."
Back in the '80s,
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this tale of artsy kids
singing and dancing their way
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through high school
delighted me,
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but not everyone got it.
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They're all moving
too much.
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Aren't you swept up
in their passion
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and devotion
to the craft?
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I'll give you a craft ‐‐
plumbing.
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That's where they're all
gonna be in 10 years,
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when their knees give out and
the songs don't pay the bills.
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How does every conversation end
in your pro‐plumbing stance?
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Turns out, I wasn't
the only one obsessed with it.
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I have everything in common
with these artistic children.
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Oh, yeah?
That last one
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just did a backflip
off a fire hydrant.
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That's for official use,
moron!
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Us artsy types are
an unpredictable bunch.
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I'll give you
a prediction ‐‐
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plumber, plumber,
plumber, plumber.
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Shush!
We share an artist's soul.
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Yep, my mom had a bad case
of "Fame" fever.
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Look at me.
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Fun stuff, Mrs. G.
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But why exactly are you
drumming on my glass of Tang?
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She's trying to re‐create
the magical, rhythmic energy
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of the "Hot Lunch Jam" number
from "Fame."
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Stop "Fame" ‐ing us
during dinner.
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Those were high school kids.
You're like 100!
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It's embarrassing.
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Don't resist.
We all know this rat‐a‐tatting
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is gonna end in
some family hip‐shaking
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and booty‐quaking.
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This reads as super crazy to me,
but do your thing.
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Unh!
There you go, Geoffrey.
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Feel the throbbing pulsations
with your future mother‐in‐law.
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Geoff, don't you dare
let the beat in.
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It's too late.
Beat's knocking.
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Sorry, babe.
Geoffy's gotta open the door!
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- Whoo!
- Gah! I truly hate this,
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but the sound is incomplete
without my beatboxing.
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Joanne?
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Any interest in making sweet,
sweet music with us?
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Uh, the wording
is questionable,
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but I make a habit of
never saying no to anything.
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Uh‐oh!
Look what I found
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carelessly placed
in front of Erica!
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No, it's not
going to happen.
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I feel nothing.
It doesn't work on me.
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- Come on.
- Fine.
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- Ooh!
- Whoo!
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Unh‐unh!
Bring it on down.
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Whoo, yeah!
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Come on, Adam.
Get on Mama's shoulders.
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It's time to take this
to the street.
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The power of the rhythm makes me
believe that's a good idea.
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- Hot Lunch! Whoo!
- Okay. Whoa!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪
*THE GOLDBERGS *
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*THE GOLDBERGS (2013)*
Season 09 Episode 11
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Episode Title:
"Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking"
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
Aired on: January 12, 2022.
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was January 12th,
1980‐something.
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For Erica and Geoff,
a typical morning at college,
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until my sister spotted
her pal Jean Jacobs.
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Jean? Hey.
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Why are you wearing a party
dress at 7:00 in the morning?
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Ooh, are you going to
a Daytime Emmy watch party?
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Outstanding Game Show Host
is a nail‐biter this year.
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I'm just heading home
from an all‐nighter.
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It was awesome. We pre‐gamed
at the Villanova tailgate,
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and then we post‐gamed at
this abandoned cookie factory,
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but that sucked,
so I called my friend Alice.
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She was at Sammy's with
this guy she's hooking up with.
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Y'all know Tater?
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I know tater tots,
the fry's rambunctious cousin.
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Don't care
for their shape.
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Well, our night
was bananas, too.
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We watched a bartender
do crazy bottle tricks,
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and then he got into a fight
with his boss,
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who's also a bottle juggler,
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and then he moved to Jamaica.
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Isn't that the plot
to the movie "Cocktails"
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starring Tom Cruise?
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Yeah, we rented it
and ordered in Chinese.
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The egg rolls were heavy,
so I fell asleep
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and don't really know
how it ends.
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Oh, he gets the girl.
Oh, nice.
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Aww. I forgot you guys
are all locked down,
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just engaged and crap.
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Well, one woman's crap
is another man's
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mountaintop
of utter bliss.
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Don't oversell it, Geoff.
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So we'll catch you
in poli sci later?
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I can't. I gotta crash.
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And then I gotta figure out
what I'm wearing
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to the Theta Beta
Just Your Bra Party.
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Seems like it's
right there in the name.
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College is the best!
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Bye!
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With that, Erica and Geoff
couldn't help but wonder
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why their college experience
felt a little different.
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So, Jean Jacobs is
really getting after it.
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Are we getting after it?
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Of course. We just got
the monthly rental record
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at West Coast Video.
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We beat out everyone,
including that boy
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with no immune system
who can't go outside.
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You're right.
We're crushing college.
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- Wrong!
- Buzzer sound!
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Gah!
How'd you get in here?
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Also, I didn't even bake
that lasagne yet.
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This is what you get
for giving me a key
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in case of emergency.
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And the emergency was,
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we wanted to see
what was in your fridge.
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I combined all your juices
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into one giant tropical
super‐juice.
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It was horrible.
I dumped it out.
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Geoff and I do stuff.
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We went to Bookbinder's
on Friday.
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I heard.
Nana and Poppy said
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they ran into you
on your way out,
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and they eat dinner
at, like, 4:00.
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Well, we were beating
the rush.
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Which we did, by the way.
Rush beaten.
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You know what?
Being engaged in college
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has turned you both into
pathetic, do‐nothing sad sacks.
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Oh, come on.
There's a whole community
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of like‐minded young,
engaged people on campus.
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I mean,
there has to be.
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For sure.
College is all about
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permanent
and endless monogamy.
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You can totally be engaged
in college and still be cool,
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and we'll prove it
with a dinner party.
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It's either dinner
or a party, Erica.
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You can't have it
both ways.
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Who's coming to
this shindig?
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You guys, and every fun‐loving
engaged couple around.
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We'll lock in a few of
those firecrackers,
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and then you'll see
how we go off.
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To quote the teen
who lives downstairs
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that I'm desperate
to impress, "Booya."
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Booya indeed.
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As Erica and Geoff insisted
they weren't boring weirdos,
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Principle Ball was busy
boring the faculty.
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Next week is our annual
Teacher‐Senior‐Sendoff,
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so why don't we just
rip off the Band‐Aid
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and do a quick rehearsal.
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♪ Voices ring out to thee ♪
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- ♪ Hail, William Penn ♪
- Stop it!
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These wonderful children
have been in our care
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for 12 formative years!
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Don't you think they deserve
a better send‐off
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than some mournful dirge?
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Oh, botheration.
She's got something cooking.
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You can tell by her tone.
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Now, who knows
the musical sensation "Fame"?
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- Don't you mean "Lame"?
- Ha!
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Move over, Leonard Maltin.
I'm starting my own takedown
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of Hollywood's biggest misses.
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You could call it
"Woodburn's Burns."
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I've never liked you
till this moment.
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- Mm.
- Okay. Focus!
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I'm talking about a big,
theatrical production
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with singing, choreography,
costumes,
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and me at the center
of it all.
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Or we could go with
the dumb hymn.
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It's horrible,
but it's easier to sing
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while plastered
on cooking sherry.
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Maybe this should be
a take aside,
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but I like what you're
putting out there.
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These are our seniors
we're talking about.
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Let's blow it out.
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As principal,
I have the final word,
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and our crappy hymn
it is.
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Thank you, Earl, for
shutting down Beverly Goldberg,
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who pitched an idea
that we all hate.
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- I love your "Fame" idea.
- Really?
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Yes. I'm a "Fame" ‐a‐holic.
I've seen it 19 times.
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The ticket guy at the theater
thinks I'm mentally unstable.
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Well, you know,
they have it on VHS, John.
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I was an early adopter
of the Sony format Betamax.
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Its retail failure
was also my own.
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Then why'd you double down
and say my idea was terrible?
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Peer pressure
and outie belly buttons
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are my greatest fears.
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But you don't know
how many school musicals
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I've sat through,
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silently longing to be up there
under those hot lights myself.
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Then, baby,
they'll remember your name.
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That's from the movie!
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While my mom and Glascott
cooked up a plan,
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dinner was served
at Erica and Geoff's.
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Who wants crostinis?
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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Trip? Dawn?
Some crusty bread for dipping?
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Well, did you know
bread from the fridge
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goes stale six times faster
than bread at room temperature?
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Sweet bread fact, bro.
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I'll remember it next time
I can't fall asleep.
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After a painful search,
Erica and Geoff managed to find
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one other engaged couple
on campus,
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who were boring as hell.
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Who knew there were so many
kinds of crisper drawers?
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That's crazy.
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It covers theft, water damage,
natural disasters,
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bodily injuries...
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Everything crisps.
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Lettuce, zucchini, squash,
potatoes...
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Turns out, our shower head
wasn't properly sealed.
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It was like, drip, drip,
drip, drip, drip, drip.
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Interesting.
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Babe?
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Erica?
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Oh. That's crazy.
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We gotta do something.
Yeah.
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Sister Erica,
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join me on the veranda
to look at the moon?
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Brother Geoff,
can you show me
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where you keep
your sharpest knives?
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Dude, do you not see
what's going on?
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You're failing
your partner.
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Wait, is Erica upset?
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Yes, she's realizing
her future is just gonna be
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these stuffy‐ass dinners
with Drip and Yawn.
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Trip and Dawn. And, oh, my God,
she is realizing that.
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Yuh‐huh.
She used to be a party girl,
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but you shut the door
on that part of her life
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when you got engaged.
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You made her a snooze.
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Snooze? Dad says that's
the button for quitters.
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I can't believe Geoff roped us into dinner
with these dipwads.
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No, don't blame sweet,
simple Geoffrey.
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If this is anyone's fault,
it's yours.
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How?
Think about it.
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Geoff's
always been Geoff ‐‐
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anxious, uptight, indecisive,
hugely boring.
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But in a lovable way.
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He's the best.
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But you?
You used to be a badass.
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A dropout rock star
who scared people.
243
00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:11,601
Well,
then what am I now?
244
00:08:11,686 --> 00:08:13,687
Putting it gently?
Walking, talking death.
245
00:08:13,772 --> 00:08:15,047
- Hey!
- Hey yourself.
246
00:08:15,132 --> 00:08:17,266
You make Trip and Dawn
seem like Robin Williams.
247
00:08:17,351 --> 00:08:18,643
This is all very unfair.
248
00:08:18,728 --> 00:08:19,531
So what do I do?
249
00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:21,326
You're gonna throw
a rager.
250
00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:23,547
The biggest party ever.
251
00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:27,039
Also, side note,
Dawn wants me bad.
252
00:08:27,124 --> 00:08:28,531
I'm gonna go
eat all the cheese.
253
00:08:28,616 --> 00:08:31,008
As Erica and Geoff realized
they needed a change,
254
00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,805
my mom was gonna change
the teachers' minds.
255
00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:37,571
'Cause nothing gets
people excited for "Fame"
256
00:08:37,656 --> 00:08:39,741
like a "Hot Lunch Jam."
257
00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:44,000
Or, at least,
that's what my mom thought.
258
00:08:44,085 --> 00:08:45,524
No one else is
Hot Lunch Jamming.
259
00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:48,063
Trust me, if it worked on
my cynical kids,
260
00:08:48,156 --> 00:08:49,711
it'll work
on this crusty bunch.
261
00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:53,048
And yet, it couldn't,
despite their best attempts.
262
00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,286
They even did this.
263
00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,386
Has it ever taken this long?
No.
264
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,308
We should be a tangle of
sweaty teacher bodies by now.
265
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,597
I know.
Get on the table.
266
00:09:02,682 --> 00:09:04,794
- I'll dramatically uncover the piano.
- Okay.
267
00:09:10,011 --> 00:09:11,409
What is going on in here?
268
00:09:11,494 --> 00:09:13,496
They're making me
do the impossible ‐‐
269
00:09:13,581 --> 00:09:15,415
not enjoy my cod.
270
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,252
Beverly, I told you
we're doing the Quaker hymn.
271
00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:19,880
Just give it a chance.
272
00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:23,183
Damn it, John.
Tell a story with your hips!
273
00:09:23,268 --> 00:09:25,978
I'm going down!
Aah!
274
00:09:26,063 --> 00:09:27,435
Ow, my leg!
275
00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,687
Oh, dang it.
276
00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:32,321
Feel better, Earl.
Sorry about your dislocated leg.
277
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:36,166
Well, he's gone.
Who's in charge now?
278
00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:37,919
That'd be
Vice Principal Davis.
279
00:09:38,004 --> 00:09:40,090
But he took a leave of absence
to deal with family issues.
280
00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:41,466
So who's after him?
281
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:43,712
I say
we Thunderdome for it.
282
00:09:43,797 --> 00:09:45,042
We're not all
gonna fight you.
283
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,629
Not at once.
I'm thinking round‐robin.
284
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:50,032
Well, thankfully,
I have the William Penn charter
285
00:09:50,117 --> 00:09:54,204
shrunken down to pocket size
for situations just like this.
286
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,676
- Oh, my.
- What's "Oh, my"?
287
00:09:55,776 --> 00:09:58,837
Because I'm coming around
to this Thunderdome idea.
288
00:09:58,922 --> 00:10:00,799
The line of succession
is very clear ‐‐
289
00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,986
principal,
vice principal,
290
00:10:03,071 --> 00:10:04,072
Quaker warden.
291
00:10:04,214 --> 00:10:06,730
Is that me?
No, 'tis I.
292
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:07,924
And you know
what that means?
293
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,551
We're doing "Fame"!
294
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,395
- No, I'm in charge. I get to say it.
- Oh.
295
00:10:12,531 --> 00:10:16,376
We're doing "Fame"!
296
00:10:17,876 --> 00:10:19,290
Desperate to prove
to each other
297
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,782
that they still knew
how to party,
298
00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,579
Erica and Geoff
got to planning.
299
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:26,236
Okay, so, what kind of
sick bash should this be
300
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,132
that we both definitely
really want?
301
00:10:28,217 --> 00:10:29,650
So bad.
And big.
302
00:10:29,735 --> 00:10:30,944
A big, bad one.
303
00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,238
Like, with games.
304
00:10:32,323 --> 00:10:33,574
Games, for sure.
305
00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,202
Games would be...
306
00:10:35,287 --> 00:10:36,746
one idea.
307
00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:38,081
Not one that I would do.
308
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,084
Maybe something more college.
Right, Geoff?
309
00:10:40,169 --> 00:10:41,821
Right.
Something more college.
310
00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:43,115
Water.
311
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,493
Milkshakes.
312
00:10:44,659 --> 00:10:45,868
Beer.
That's beer.
313
00:10:45,953 --> 00:10:47,495
Yeah,
like a few six‐packs.
314
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,165
10-packs?
315
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,338
10 six-packs.
316
00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:51,673
That sounds perfect.
317
00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:54,927
And a big guy.
Santa!
318
00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:56,555
Fun is always in season.
319
00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,349
That's a keg.
That's what I meant.
320
00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:00,102
Oh, yeah.
I was gonna say keg.
321
00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:01,396
Like, one big old keg.
322
00:11:01,481 --> 00:11:02,648
You'll need six kegs.
323
00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,106
Sorry, I didn't know
how to indicate that.
324
00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:08,189
If I know us and our many
beer‐guzzling pals,
325
00:11:08,274 --> 00:11:09,816
that's the right amount.
326
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,181
- Speaking of, who should we invite?
- Bret Michaels.
327
00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,189
How about a nice mix of
students and faculty?
328
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,109
Or maybe a random mix
of everyone.
329
00:11:16,194 --> 00:11:17,884
Get a band, too.
A loud one.
330
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,220
Ooh, like a jazz trio.
331
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:20,972
You know what kind of music
Erica loves?
332
00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:22,850
- Heavy metal.
- Oh, yeah.
333
00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:23,853
Big head‐banger.
334
00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,721
Studies have shown
that heavy metal
335
00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:27,071
can be damaging
to your hearing.
336
00:11:27,156 --> 00:11:30,220
- Geoff.
- Which is why we have four other senses.
337
00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:31,618
You do rely on
your nose a lot.
338
00:11:31,703 --> 00:11:34,413
I do. I do. My old sniffer
really fills out the world.
339
00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:36,292
Still feels like you've got to
kick it up a notch.
340
00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:37,460
Like human bowling.
341
00:11:37,545 --> 00:11:38,837
And axe‐chucking.
342
00:11:38,956 --> 00:11:40,583
A foam room.
Snake racing.
343
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,946
- Fire‐breathing.
- Boxing, both regular and foxy.
344
00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:45,040
A foam room.
You said that already.
345
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,585
- I'm repeating it for emphasis.
- Oh, okay.
346
00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:49,046
Those all seem perfect
for the party I want.
347
00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:50,736
Me, too.
I guess I'll go tidy up
348
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,868
and buy some axes.
349
00:11:53,204 --> 00:11:55,548
Is it possible that
we got carried away?
350
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,098
Yeah.
Nailed it again.
351
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,642
As Erica and Geoff
wanted to prove
352
00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,562
they were
the greatest partiers alive,
353
00:12:00,647 --> 00:12:03,907
the faculty wouldn't be
caught dead performing "Fame."
354
00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:07,244
You can't seriously expect us to
get up on that stage, Beverly.
355
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,431
It's Acting Principal
Beverly.
356
00:12:09,516 --> 00:12:11,376
As such,
I could easily have
357
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:13,493
your history class
moved to room B100.
358
00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:14,728
The windowless basement?
359
00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:15,736
I mean,
who would even direct?
360
00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:18,493
I've got someone with
an intimate knowledge of "Fame."
361
00:12:18,578 --> 00:12:19,912
A bouncy little number
362
00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:21,939
composed straight
out of my body.
363
00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:23,704
Your maestro has arrived!
364
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:26,548
The only thing I haven't done
in my storied career
365
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:28,126
at this school
is direct a play.
366
00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:29,378
Or do a single pull‐up.
367
00:12:29,463 --> 00:12:31,540
- Coach Mellor, chorus.
- Hmm!
368
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,571
In just three days,
you'll be asking me,
369
00:12:33,656 --> 00:12:35,240
"Why are they all
staring?"
370
00:12:35,424 --> 00:12:37,564
The answer is simple ‐‐
"Fame."
371
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,025
And that weird little cane
you got, Goldberg.
372
00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:41,829
Mr. Perott, also chorus.
Boom!
373
00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:43,251
Anyone else
want to test me?
374
00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:44,783
I think you're doing
a great job, Adam.
375
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,556
Glascott, male lead.
376
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,415
Yes!
I earned it with my talent.
377
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,585
Now get some sleep,
you merry band of players,
378
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,431
for tomorrow,
you tread my stage.
379
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:54,915
But we're all
here now.
380
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,251
Tomorrow!
381
00:12:56,397 --> 00:12:57,901
That's right, poopie.
Keep 'em guessing.
382
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,319
That's great leadership.
383
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,298
- And so...
- Ow.
384
00:13:01,383 --> 00:13:03,079
...I embraced the role
of director.
385
00:13:03,164 --> 00:13:04,681
- Ow.
- Oh. Thanks.
386
00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:06,446
Perhaps too much.
387
00:13:06,531 --> 00:13:08,048
You are nothing.
388
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,259
But you are in luck,
389
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,637
because I am
an overflowing fountain
390
00:13:11,722 --> 00:13:14,040
ready to spill forth
my skills upon you.
391
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,931
Yes!
My baby's losing his mind
392
00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:17,259
in service of my vision.
393
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,887
We must walk
before we run.
394
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,861
Actor's calisthenics!
Stretch.
395
00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:24,114
Yeah, I worked those teachers
to the bone.
396
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:25,642
No, it's more like this!
397
00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:26,915
I loved every second of it.
398
00:13:27,877 --> 00:13:29,400
You're sitting together,
399
00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:30,689
but you're miles apart.
400
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:32,693
Again!
401
00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:35,868
Oh, passé, Glascott.
Passé!
402
00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,517
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Jazz hands!
403
00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:40,470
You dance like
no one is watching.
404
00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:42,140
'Cause no one
can watch!
405
00:13:42,225 --> 00:13:43,725
The rehearsals got
pretty brutal.
406
00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:44,811
Again!
407
00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,239
But soon...
Okay, we can do this.
408
00:13:46,339 --> 00:13:48,340
...my teachers started to
find their voice.
409
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:50,470
"Fame" was actually
coming together.
410
00:13:50,471 --> 00:13:51,111
Yes.
411
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:53,224
What is this incredible high
I'm feeling?
412
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:55,060
It's "Fame"!
413
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,724
Yes!
414
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,224
I...
415
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,294
didn't hate it.
416
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:06,379
We have to stay friends
after this!
417
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:07,333
Yes!
418
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:09,044
As the Senior‐Sendoff
came together,
419
00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:11,426
my sister's party
was popping off.
420
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:12,470
Sweet party.
421
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:14,318
D‐Definitely an accurate
number of kegs
422
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:15,779
in our modest
living space.
423
00:14:15,864 --> 00:14:18,366
And I like how our kitchen
is a mosh pit now.
424
00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:19,994
- Aaaah! - For sure.
- Very college.
425
00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:21,583
And I saw the guys
from Theta Beta
426
00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:23,435
hucking our throw pillows
out the window.
427
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,280
I never should have told them
what they were called.
428
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,997
This is nuts!
429
00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:29,000
A guy's got a whole
merch table set up,
430
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,771
and I must be
kinda drunk,
431
00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:32,170
because I bought
this hideous shirt.
432
00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,841
That's mine,
but totally cool.
433
00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:36,185
The way I party, I have no use
for them anymore.
434
00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:36,997
Ooh.
435
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,560
Yep, neither Geoff nor Erica
436
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,326
- were gonna put a stop to this...
- Cheers.
437
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,855
...so the insane game
of chicken only got worse.
438
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,154
Okay, uh...
439
00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:48,079
Seems like a good fight.
I'm gonna go this way.
440
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:49,732
- 'Scuse me.
- Aah!
441
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:51,700
Even though it was
an awesome hang,
442
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,958
not everyone was loving it.
443
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:57,772
Hey. What are you doing
out here?
444
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,818
Oh, I thought somebody should
pick these up.
445
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,877
They were an engagement gift
from the Pasternaks.
446
00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:03,474
Josh and Melinda
are so thoughtful.
447
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,185
I kind of needed
a minute, too.
448
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,813
But you wanted
this party.
449
00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:08,148
Me? I thought you did.
450
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,317
Are you kidding?
451
00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:11,738
The lacrosse team's
doing kamikazes off my cello
452
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:12,950
and calling it
"cello shots."
453
00:15:13,035 --> 00:15:14,678
It's extremely clever,
but also destructive.
454
00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:17,755
I thought you needed me
to be the loose cannon to balance you out.
455
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,216
I thought it killed you that
Jean Jacobs and Tater
456
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,094
and everyone else
are doing college right
457
00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:24,091
and we're just
engaged and boring.
458
00:15:24,176 --> 00:15:25,301
I thought it kills you
459
00:15:25,386 --> 00:15:27,466
that the fun girl
that you chased forever
460
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,997
is a completely
different person now.
461
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:30,240
- What?
- I don't know.
462
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:31,302
I don't know, either.
463
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:33,139
All I know is, this night
can't get any worse.
464
00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:38,401
Tater was right.
It didn't bounce at all.
465
00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:41,315
While Erica and Geoff's bash
got way out of control,
466
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,401
the teachers couldn't
control their excitement
467
00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:46,822
to show off their hard work
and perform "Fame."
468
00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:48,075
Happy opening night,
Mama.
469
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,078
Squishy!
You shouldn't have!
470
00:15:50,163 --> 00:15:52,498
Oh
these are for me.
471
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,584
One of the cast knows
how to treat their director.
472
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:56,034
Never stop playing
the game.
473
00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:58,078
I heard there's already
a line to get in.
474
00:15:58,163 --> 00:16:01,291
See? Tonight's gonna go down
in school history.
475
00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:02,960
Harrowing news,
everyone.
476
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,131
I was minding my business
in the east hallway washroom,
477
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,800
and I overheard
a sinister plot.
478
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,970
The seniors are going to,
quote,
479
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,932
"rag on those goofy teachers
until they cry."
480
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,808
No way.
Yes, way.
481
00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:17,612
Brian Corbett and Brian Walls
are gonna tear us apart.
482
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:20,136
The Brians?
So popular and catty.
483
00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:21,472
Oh, and it wasn't
just them.
484
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,886
There was a stream of pupils
entering and exiting,
485
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,264
each one more mocking
than the next.
486
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:31,605
Jason B., Xavier M.,
Rodney R., Jason B. again.
487
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,308
All of those people
came in and out
488
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,644
while you were in
the bathroom?
489
00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,909
Yes. We are lambs
for the slaughter.
490
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:38,036
I'm just concerned about
491
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:39,480
how long you were
in the bathroom.
492
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,275
You went before we even
broke for lunch.
493
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,402
I thought he left
for the day.
494
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:44,667
We all have our own ways
of managing pre‐show jitters.
495
00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:46,670
I hope you at least
brought a book.
496
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,808
Focus, people.
We're in real trouble here.
497
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:50,323
We can't sing or dance,
498
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:52,058
and look at these
form‐fitting costumes.
499
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,268
Way ahead of you.
500
00:16:53,353 --> 00:16:54,956
He's right.
I look like a pastry bag.
501
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,333
What if a Brian thinks
I'm lame?
502
00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:58,420
I'm outie.
Me, too.
503
00:16:58,505 --> 00:16:59,693
So that's it?
504
00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:01,646
I'm sorry I wanted
to send these kids off
505
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,816
with something memorable
that shows how much
506
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:06,194
their faculty
really cares about them.
507
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,521
Bullet dodged.
508
00:17:09,606 --> 00:17:11,427
Or maybe
my mom is right.
509
00:17:11,512 --> 00:17:14,263
Sure, some Brians
would have laughed a little,
510
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,747
but it would have meant a lot
to the rest of the seniors
511
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:19,349
to see you guys celebrate
their time here.
512
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:21,943
I know because
I'm one of them.
513
00:17:22,699 --> 00:17:25,646
Well, I'm still gonna
get topless.
514
00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:28,005
Helen, we were never doing
that part of the movie.
515
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,349
What movie?
516
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,390
After forcing the faculty
into "Fame" and failing,
517
00:17:34,475 --> 00:17:36,186
my mom's dream for an epic
518
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,451
Teacher‐Senior‐Sendoff
was dead.
519
00:17:38,536 --> 00:17:41,451
Well, I hope you're ready for
a joyless Quaker hymn.
520
00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:43,365
This one was written
200 years ago
521
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,373
to thank God for
a bountiful harvest.
522
00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:49,130
So just close your eyes
and imagine that wheat.
523
00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:52,530
I know you're upset about
the whole teacher goodbye thing.
524
00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,256
Damn it, why is Woodburn
blocking the drop‐off line?
525
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,705
This day's
never gonna start.
526
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:58,365
Hold on.
Look.
527
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,052
Wait.
528
00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:04,467
They're putting speakers
on top of the car
529
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:06,092
like that scene
in "Fame"!
530
00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:07,920
You know what, Beverly?
You were right.
531
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,045
These seniors deserve
532
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,760
the greatest show
of their lives.
533
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:13,263
So we're gonna embarrass
the hell out of ourselves.
534
00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:14,264
Hit it!
535
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,848
"Fame" playing...
536
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:17,747
And they really were.
537
00:18:18,325 --> 00:18:21,420
This is the magical moment
I've always wanted.
538
00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:22,897
We're doing "Fame"!
539
00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:24,149
♪ Fame ♪
540
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,652
♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
541
00:18:27,736 --> 00:18:30,071
♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪
542
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:31,124
♪ High ♪
543
00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:32,514
Check it.
544
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,717
The teachers are "Fame" ‐ing
in the parking lot.
545
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:38,233
My mind says "mock them,"
but my body says "join them."
546
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,081
That day,
the seniors got
547
00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:43,126
the most memorable sendoff
we ever could have imagined.
548
00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:45,211
Darn it! I know
I said no to "Fame,"
549
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,599
but even my broken body
is feeling the rhythm.
550
00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:49,549
♪ Forever ♪
551
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,801
♪ Baby, remember my name ♪
552
00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:55,263
♪ Remember, remember,
remember, remember ♪
553
00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:58,308
With my mom's help,
a new tradition was born,
554
00:18:58,392 --> 00:19:00,638
but, then again,
shaking things up
555
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,229
doesn't always work out
the way you wanted.
556
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:04,740
Well, it's official.
557
00:19:04,825 --> 00:19:06,974
Everything is either
missing or broken.
558
00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:08,359
For sure.
And also, why are there
559
00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:09,861
sheets on our bed
that aren't ours?
560
00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:12,322
So much destruction.
So much mystery.
561
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,341
Look,
about what I said...
562
00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:19,120
Sometimes I do wonder
if I'm missing out.
563
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:22,536
And sometimes I worry
that it's because of me.
564
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,624
No way. I love you,
and I love what we have.
565
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,543
But you were, like,
this rock star
566
00:19:27,628 --> 00:19:29,302
living
a super‐fun life.
567
00:19:29,387 --> 00:19:30,304
Don't you miss that?
568
00:19:30,389 --> 00:19:31,431
Are you kidding me?
569
00:19:31,516 --> 00:19:33,675
If anything, I'd say
you're the rock star.
570
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,192
Yeah, I don't see that.
571
00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:37,445
Geoff, you proposed to me
in college.
572
00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,948
That's badass, dude.
573
00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,794
I guess we are blazing
our own trail, huh?
574
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:43,018
Totally.
575
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,310
And if we want
to have more fun,
576
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:47,397
it doesn't have to involve
furniture flying out windows.
577
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,708
We could, like...
578
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,169
Get some beers,
do karaoke with our friends?
579
00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:52,986
- I'd love that.
- Me, too.
580
00:19:54,849 --> 00:19:56,559
Wait, but what about
this mess?
581
00:19:56,745 --> 00:19:58,079
We're college kids.
582
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,540
We'll worry about it
tomorrow.
583
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,864
Sometimes the choices we make
in our lives feel scary.
584
00:20:03,081 --> 00:20:04,541
♪ Fame ♪
585
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,434
♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
586
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:09,154
But when we
treat the people we love
587
00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:11,419
with honesty and kindness,
588
00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:13,138
that's when you find
the rhythm.
589
00:20:13,223 --> 00:20:15,122
♪ I feel it coming together ♪
590
00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:17,032
'Cause in the end,
591
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,536
we don't have to live forever
592
00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:19,635
to make the most
593
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,667
- of the lives we got.
- ♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
594
00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,770
♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪
595
00:20:24,855 --> 00:20:26,020
♪ High ♪
596
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:29,957
♪ I feel it coming together ♪
597
00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:32,201
♪ People will see me and cry ♪
598
00:20:32,286 --> 00:20:33,286
♪ Pray ♪
599
00:20:33,895 --> 00:20:37,725
And... the line of succession
is officially amended.
600
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,228
Amended to what,
exactly?
601
00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:42,614
It goes principal, VP,
secretary of admissions,
602
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,283
the district's
athletic director,
603
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,660
our food services driver,
604
00:20:45,818 --> 00:20:47,861
every member of
our custodial staff,
605
00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:51,031
the crossing guard with one arm,
bus driver Tim,
606
00:20:51,115 --> 00:20:53,033
and the valedictorian
from grade eight.
607
00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,326
This all seems like a lot
608
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:56,286
to keep me from
being in charge again.
609
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,580
And yet, it's just the right amount.
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