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I feel bad saying this,
I do,
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but Coleen's makeup,
it just -- it looks terrible.
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Oh, my God!
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I think so, too!
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And when is the last time
she put on blue eye shadow?
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I don't know.
Our prom, maybe?
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Well, I wouldn't know.
I wasn't asked to prom.
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It's been 22 years.
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I think we gotta
let this one go.
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I'm trying.Guys...
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There you are.
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Coleen's hair is
next-level bad.
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I haven't seen her wear it
like this since our prom.
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I --Jodie, you're gonna have
to get over it.
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She's trying.I think we should
say something.
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There are girls from high school
out there.
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Col's gotta look hot...
so they'll be mad.
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Amy: I think I made
her eye shadow worse,
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if that's possible.
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[ Piano plays somber music ]
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Jodie: I can't believe
she's gone.
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She made everything
better.
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What are we gonna do
without her?
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You know, of the four of us,
I really --
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I really did think
you'd be the first to go, Amy.
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You know, with all the --
the artificial sweeteners
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and smoking all those years,
the drinking, the pills,
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the gluten,
the jaywalking.
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I'm so sorry.
I promise, I will be next.
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Coleen would
really like that.
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[Squeaks]
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♪♪
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[ Music plays faintly]
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Metallic bronze eye shadow,
hair loose and messy,
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light denim jumpsuit,
unless it's winter --
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I am rethinking
the jumpsuit.
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I think it's a little too causal
for a coffin.
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Well, this is going in
the will for now.
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You're the greatest husband,
Henry.
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Dan will end up just...
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pouring me in a jar
with his mother.
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Alright.
I gotta get to work.
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Okay.Uh, you gonna be okay?
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Yeah.
Maybe in about five years.
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It's gonna be okay.
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I love you.
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Bye, Jodie.
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[ Sixpence None The Richer's
"Kiss Me" plays ]
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Hey, this is our prom s--
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Everyone missed you.
Don't think that they didn't.
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You're very missed.
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Sorry, that was
the hospital again.
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Can't even day drink
at my best friend's funeral
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without getting
interrupted.
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You didn't talk about the
baby's hair without me, did you?
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Oh, it was as bad
as Coleen's.
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Coleen never would
have let someone
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use hairspray
on her toddler.
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She was
the best mother.
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She spent every waking moment
with that kid.
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It was like,
where Coleen ended,
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Lila began.
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Okay.
I get it.
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You guys think
I'm a terrible mother.
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No.
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I work long hours.
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I can't be home.
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You produce
a morning cooking show.
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You get off at 1:00
every day.
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Yeah, that is true,
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but it is a very
high-stress job, okay?
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And I need time to decompress
before I go home,
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before they go to bed.
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I want to be with my kids.
I do.
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I love my kids.
I just --
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I inherited
the maternal instincts
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of a corn chip.
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You know what,
and if I didn't know
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that she was in Florida
at a different bar right now,
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Well, now you're insulting
corn chips.
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Someday, I am gonna go home,
and I am gonna be a mother.
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Amy, if Coleen's death
has taught us anything,
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it's that we don't know
how much time we have left.
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And have a hair
and makeup plan in place.
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Oh, Amy does.
It's almost in her will.
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You know,
'cause I'm next.
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Seriously.
It's okay.
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Someday is now.
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We have to live
our best lives now.
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Which is why
I am getting back in shape
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and seeing a trainer.
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I-I pay in cash so that
Dan doesn't know.
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You know the only weight
you have to lose is Dan.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Damn it.
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It's work.
I'm not even on call today.
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I hate my life.
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Somebody better be lying
in a pool of blood.
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Oh, good.
Good.
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She's a doctor.
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♪♪
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♪ Hey!
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♪♪
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-[ Applause ]
-[ Bell rings ]
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Sarah, guess what.
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I am going straight home
from work today.
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Okay?
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I was thinking
of Coleen.
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And the whole "someday is now"
of it all,
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and I have a chance
that she didn't have.
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So, I'm gonna be
a really good mom.
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In the afternoons.
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Scary, huh?
Wow.
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I mean, I thought
I had big news.
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I just quit medicine.
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Yours is way better
than mine.
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What do you mean
you quit medicine?
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I was in the ER
this morning
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at the end
of an 18-hour shift,
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and all I could think about
was the burrito that
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I left in the doctors lounge
in the microwave.
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Ooh, what kind?
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Egg white, avocado,
vegan cheese.
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You'd hate it.
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Anyway, I get back to
the microwave after my surgery,
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and someone has eaten half
of my burrito
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and just left
the other half just --
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just sitting there,
like an animal.
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And that was
my breaking point.
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I-I-I couldn't
do it anymore.
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I-I grabbed my stuff,
and I peaced out.
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You couldn't have just bought
another burrito?
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It wasn't about the burrito,
Amy.
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It was about everything
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that I've given up
for medicine --
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my -- my -- my 20s, my 30s,
my marriage.
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You know that my absence
drove Diana
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into the arms
of her acupuncturist.
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Well,
I think she drove herself.
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It did -- No, it did.
It drove her.
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This is why I told you
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not to give all your money
to Diana in the divorce,
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because what if you had
a psychotic break,
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which is what
you're having right now.
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I have never
been better.
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I am going to
get another job.
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A fun one.
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You can't.
You are a doctor.
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♪ I'm coming
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♪ Out
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Not anymore.
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♪ I'm coming
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♪ I'm coming out
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♪ I want the world to know
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♪ Got to let it show
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♪ I'm coming out
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♪ I want the world to know
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♪ Got to let it show
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♪ Got to let it show
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♪ I'm
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♪ I'm coming out
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[ Jodie Groans ]
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You're so tight.
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Am I hurting you?
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It's good.
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I like it.
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Alright.
Let's go slow.
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Hey,
did you lose weight?
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2 1/4 pounds.
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I'm doing intermittent fasting,
like you said.
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And now with the high-intensity
interval training,
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you're gonna be building
some lean muscle mass.
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I'm telling you,
you're gonna be back
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in your skinny jeans
before you know it.
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You -- You're gonna look
so freaking hot.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'm already in them.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God.
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Well, when you get home,
you gotta send me a picture.
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Today?
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Not in a couple weeks?
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You're funny.
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Meet me over
by the mini trampoline.
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I'm gonna grab you
some water.
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Nobody gets me water
at home.
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I find that
very hard to believe.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Sighing ] Okay.
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Oh, that's a lot.
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Mm, mnm-mnm.
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Maybe someday is tomorrow.
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♪♪
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Uh, hi.
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How's it going
with the kids?
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Or did you change your mind
about going home
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and you're headed
to Mexico?
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[ Tires screech ]
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Nope.
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I'm almost there.
I'm almost home, yeah.
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What,
are you checking up on me?
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You didn't think I was actually
gonna go home, or --
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No.
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Can't a guy
call his wife
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and ask if she's run
off to Mexico?
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Yeah.
No, you sure can.
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But we are --
I am -- is all good.
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I am ready to mother.
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[ Clang ]Aaah!
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What the hell happened?
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I'm -- I'm home.
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Hi -- Hi, Luke.
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[ Upbeat music plays][ Door opens, closes ]
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Mommy's home
in the daytime!
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Are you not
feeling well?
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What? No.
I'm good.
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I just wanted to see
my children, so --
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Hi, Jules.
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Hi! Oh, yes.
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See? Okay.
This is great.
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Gloria, you can --
you can take off.
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I'll -- I'll pay you,
of course.
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You never come home
before I have the kids
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bathed, fed, and in bed.
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Well, I wouldn't --
I wouldn't say never.
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Look, my friend died,
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and I want to be a good mom,
so...
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You don't want me?
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I'll go.
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Gaga.
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Gaga's gotta go.
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Gaga's gotta go.
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Oh, bye-bye,
my sweet girl.
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Oh, don't forget to --
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Never mind.
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You know
what you're doing.
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You're their mother.
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I don't want
to insult you.
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No, you can insult me!
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Gloria![ Door closes ]
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[ Music continues]
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Gaga!
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Luke: You're just in time
to play dinosaurs.
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You can be a triceratops,
named for its three-horned face.
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Don't touch those screens.Alright.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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I'll be in my room!
Don't come in!
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Mom, I'm hungry!
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There's food
on the floor!
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Oh, hey, Andy,
you look pretty!
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Don't come in my room!
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My mom.
No, you can't meet my mom.
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It's not even legal
that we're dating.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Come on!
Come on!
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Please. Please.
262
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,804
No. No.
263
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,589
Just fit!
264
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,112
Fit! I'm begging you!
265
00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,287
Whoop!
266
00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:12,464
I begged you!
267
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,031
[ Groaning ]
268
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:17,295
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.
269
00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,471
♪♪
270
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:20,777
So close.
271
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,952
[ Sighs ]
272
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,128
[ Squeaks ]
273
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:27,741
[ Both growling ]
274
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,481
Okay, this dinosaur's
275
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,788
just gonna catch
its dinosaur breath.
276
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,485
[ Telephone rings ]
277
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,313
Hey.
278
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,228
I-I came home...
279
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,317
to be a good mother
because someday is today.
280
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,667
Something bad's happened.
I need help.
281
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,929
Get over here.Oh, thank God.
282
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,017
We'll be right over.
283
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,193
Okay! Change of plans.
284
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,716
Field trip.
Okay.
285
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,239
Yep, bring the sticks.
Okay.
286
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,850
I'll bring drums.
287
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,503
Oh, great. Great idea.
That will be fun in the car.
288
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:54,550
I still have to make Dan
a chicken.
289
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,209
Mom, did you know Florida has
the most shark-infested waters?
290
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,559
Luke, I did not
know that.
291
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,126
[ Chuckles ] Huh.
292
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,302
This is going --
This is going well, right?
293
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,565
You guys are --
Everyone's having a good time.
294
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,219
We're having fun, right?
295
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,656
[ Farts ]
296
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,440
She crapped herself,
and she's sitting on it.
297
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,878
Oh, that is --
Yeah -- [ Gags ]
298
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,141
That is crap.
299
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,751
Oh, she wants Gloria.
300
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,666
Okay, well, Gloria's not here.
It's just Mommy.
301
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,581
Well, it's not --
it's not just Mommy,
302
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,409
but you know what I mean.Please!
303
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,063
Luke, I'm gonna want you
to hold your breath right now.
304
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,194
It's not healthy.
305
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,022
[ Inhales sharply ]
306
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,677
[ Crying ]
307
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,418
♪♪
308
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,550
Ooh.Luke: Mom, did you know
peregrine falcons
309
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,031
feed on loons,
pigeons, and ducks?
310
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,467
Great.
311
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,469
That is such good information
right now.
312
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,907
Hi. Thank you so much
for letting us cut.
313
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,604
What?Okay, it'll be a second.
314
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,214
Oh, my God.
315
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,695
Where are the diapers.
I didn't bring any diapers?
316
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,176
Oh, God!
317
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:59,223
Are there any emergencies
or 72-hour shifts?
318
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,616
I'm looking for something
319
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,357
where there's no illness
or death,
320
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,228
and I don't have to deliver
bad news to anyone.
321
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,839
I mean,
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
322
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,841
Sometimes you have
to tell the customers
323
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,930
that we're out
of the port wine cheddar.
324
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,584
It just happens.
325
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,370
You know, so...
326
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,719
Great.
327
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:17,938
I'll do it.
328
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,766
Yes.
329
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,115
I haven't interviewed you
yet.
330
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,943
Right.
What would you like to know?
331
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,859
Okay, um, any cash
register experience?
332
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,124
I-I'm a doctor.
MD-PhD.
333
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,256
I ran the busiest ER
in the tri-state area
334
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,259
for most of --No cash register experience.
335
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,739
Uh, okay.
336
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,872
How about, uh,
bagging groceries?
337
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,221
Oh, well,
if it's anything like
338
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,918
putting organs
back into a body,
339
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,443
I'm --No bagging experience.
340
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,619
Shopping cart stacking?
341
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,492
Yes.
342
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,668
Amy: Okay. Watch yourself.
Luke, watch yourself.
343
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,322
Watch yourself, Luke.We've been waiting
here all day.
344
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,019
Ma'am, that was really
not okay 'cause --
345
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,891
You're gonna want
to burn that down.
346
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,501
Finally.
Look here...
347
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,981
[ Bird chirps ]
348
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,330
Now, what's all this?
349
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,071
I just need you
to roll me over,
350
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,289
pull down my sweatshirt so
it looks like these jeans fit,
351
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,464
and take a photo of me
from behind.
352
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,465
What smells like poo?
353
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,032
Oh, Gloria purposely
354
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,294
didn't tell me
to bring diapers,
355
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,427
and Julia had a blowout
in the car.
356
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,994
Where are the kids?
They're not up here, are they?
357
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,865
No, they're downstairs.
I'm paying Andrea to watch them.
358
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,345
She's gonna give Julia a bath,
359
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,956
and then loan her a crop top
and some short shorts.
360
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,958
I think she's sexually active.
It's just a feeling I get.
361
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,481
Okay.
362
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,483
Why are we doing this?
363
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,963
Because -- Aah!
364
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,965
Well,
it's just for my trainer.
365
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,793
I told him that my skinny jeans
were fitting again,
366
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,969
and he wants to see
for training purposes.
367
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,710
Oh, my God.
368
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,972
Are you having a thing
with your trainer
369
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:36,973
that you paid cash for?
370
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,366
No!
371
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,584
I'm not having a thing
with my trainer.
372
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,108
I... [ Chuckles ]
373
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,979
Uh...
374
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,415
His name is Matt,
which is my favorite name,
375
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,243
and he is so cute,
and I do have a crush.
376
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,071
I'm not doing anything.
Get a good angle.
377
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,159
Okay.
378
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,639
Oh! Oh, take
your boots off.
379
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,814
Dan hates feet on the bed.
I don't want a lecture.
380
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,685
Yeah, Dan sucks.
Here we go.
381
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,252
It has to look
like I'm standing.
382
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,819
Yeah, put your head to the side,
kinda like --
383
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,516
like you're over the shoulder,
being like, "Hey."
384
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,996
Hey.
Like, "Come hither."
385
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,345
Yeah.
Perfect.
386
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,999
Are my heels dry?
Are they cracked?
387
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,522
You know what I'm not gonna do,
is put lotion on your feet.
388
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:05,785
That's where I'm gonna
draw the line.
389
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:06,873
Can you just
crop out my feet?
390
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,570
Okay.
391
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,876
Do something
with your hand.
392
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:10,790
You would never hold them
out like that.
393
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:11,834
And I want to look sexy,
394
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:12,922
but not, like,
mom sexy.
395
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,402
Let me come
back to that.
396
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,925
How's my hair look.
397
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,318
I feel like that's not what
he's gonna be looking at.
398
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,841
Okay. Good point.
Good point. Good point.
399
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,453
You look like you're in
a time out as a superhero.
400
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,020
-Hanging out in my closet.
-Just hanging out.
401
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,587
-In my skinny jeans.
-Perfect.
402
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,850
I've lost circulation
in my calves.
403
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,939
And here, here, here.
I got one.
404
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,376
I got one that looks
like you are, um,
405
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,770
standing against
your favorite carpet wall.
406
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,685
I feel like you're laughing
at me. No, I'm not.
407
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,991
No, I'm not --
I am not laughing at you.
408
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,296
I mean,
I'm laughing with you.
409
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,515
Will you get these
off of me?
410
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,821
They are splitting me
in half.
411
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,039
Oh, I gotta call Sarah,
412
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,562
because she will not want
to miss this.
413
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,389
[ Groans ]
414
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,000
Hi.
415
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,220
You wanna come over to Jodie's
and play tic-tac-camel-toe?
416
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,396
You quit over a burrito?
417
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,702
Oh.
418
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,530
And I applied for a job
at Fields.
419
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:56,574
The store?!
420
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,489
As what,
their doctor?
421
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,579
I believe the title
is "bagging associate."
422
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,406
Oh.
423
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,060
I'm done with hard work.
424
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,410
After this, of course.
425
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,759
Sarah,
you didn't quit out of guilt
426
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,371
because Coleen died?
427
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,199
What? Wait.
428
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,854
Whoa.
No. No.
429
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,247
You don't, right?
I mean, you shouldn't.
430
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,770
Why would I feel guilty?
431
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,163
I'm not an oncologist.
432
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,904
I just know that
you really loved Coleen
433
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,471
and you've dedicated your life
to taking care of people,
434
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,994
and you probably made yourself
feel responsible
435
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,430
for saving her somehow.
436
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,302
Amy, your neck looks amazing
from down here.
437
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,259
Aww. Thank you.
438
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,739
Huh.
Wait a minute.
439
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,220
How come Coleen dies
and Amy decides to be a mother
440
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,092
and you start wearing makeup
and -- and jeans, sort of,
441
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,225
but when I want
to quit my career,
442
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,443
it's not okay.
443
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,271
I was a mother before,
technically.
444
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,577
I wear makeup sometimes.
445
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,883
You don't think
it looks creepy?
446
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:44,840
Because it can definitely
look creepy.
447
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,189
No. Not at all.No?
448
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,887
-Not anymore.
-Pants!
449
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,064
Why don't we just hitch Jodie
to the back of my car.
450
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,761
I will floor it.
451
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,111
Or we could go back
at the waist, like, with gusto.
452
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,504
No.
453
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,985
An ice bath will
contract her legs
454
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,508
and activate
the brown adipose fat --
455
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,945
Brown fat?!
Just cut me out!
456
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,816
Cut out all the colors
of the fat!
457
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,340
[ Panting ]
458
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,560
Amy, will you cut
along the seams
459
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,867
so I can fix this later.Of course. Of course.
460
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,130
[ Screams ]Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
461
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,523
Oh, my God!
Sorry, I panicked!
462
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,698
These pants are like cheap
wrapping paper!
463
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,873
There's no pushback!
464
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,309
Oh, please.
Sarah, help me.
465
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,832
Okay, this is not good.What's not good?!
466
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,399
What's not good?I'll take it out!
467
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,531
Amy, Amy, Amy, no!
468
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,359
[ All screaming ]Put it back in!
469
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,577
Put it back in!
Put it back in!
470
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,666
Okay, okay! Great, guys.
Thank you.
471
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,668
Now we have to go
to the ER.
472
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,583
I just quit.I'm so sorry.
473
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,368
I'm so sorry.
474
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,634
[ Indistinct announcement
over PA]
475
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,983
Um, do you have a pen?
476
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,811
All I have is this,
uh, princess one.
477
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,552
I don't.
478
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,077
Does anyone
have a pen?
479
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,739
I just can't
have anything.
480
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,960
I take care of everyone,
481
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,093
and I ask for nothing
in return.
482
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,008
Children treat me
like a servant
483
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,445
because they see
Dan doing it.
484
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,447
[ Scoffs ]
He's not even smart.
485
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,363
He says "fustrated."
486
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,539
He thinks he's so manly
because he makes money.
487
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,933
Well, news flash,
this camel toe has come closer
488
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,328
to giving me an orgasm
than he ever has.
489
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,156
[ Sobbing ]
My best friend is dead.
490
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,072
♪♪
491
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,900
I'm sad.
492
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,382
And all I want is
to fit into my skinny jeans
493
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,036
so my trainer will want
to have sex with me,
494
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,647
and I can't even do that!
495
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,562
Oh, you skinny bitch!
496
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,042
So, you're gonna cheat
on your husband
497
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,391
after Diana
ruined our marriage
498
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,045
and pretty much my life?
499
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,742
I'd like to.
500
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,399
Let's go.Whoa, whoa.
501
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,053
We're gonna go before
backward arm guy?
502
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,141
[ Groaning ]
503
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,229
Yeah.
504
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,362
VIP.
505
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,191
I haven't done anything.
506
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,976
It's just a fantasy,
like fitting into pants.
507
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,804
You know, if this trainer BS
is because Dan
508
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,066
can't give you
an orgasm,
509
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,198
I'll show him how.
510
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,764
Like a little tutorial.
511
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,505
Well, he doesn't
know I don't.
512
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,419
What?
513
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,465
I fake it.
514
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,901
I make a squeak.
515
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,772
Oh, well,
we need to hear that right now.
516
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,078
-What?
-Oh, yeah.
517
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,427
Now?Yeah.
518
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,168
Come on.
I'm not --
519
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,083
Hey, you want cute stitches
or puckering?
520
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,432
[ Gasps ]
521
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,564
Let's go.
522
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:29,613
♪♪
523
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:30,614
[ Squeaks ]
524
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,702
[ Laughs ]
525
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,008
That was it?
526
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,618
There's no more to that?
527
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,055
You make that
when you cry.
528
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,230
Oh, yeah.
529
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,883
I knew I got that
from somewhere.
530
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,189
Oh, my God.
There you are.
531
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,799
I mean, are --
are you -- are you okay?
532
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,931
Are the kids okay?
533
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,106
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're fine.
534
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,107
We're good.
They're with Andrea.
535
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,456
She's very mature.
536
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,023
Jodie thinks
she's sexually active.
537
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,243
Oh, it's just a feeling I get.
Whoo.
538
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,984
Boy, I can't panic
like I could in my 20s.
539
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,812
Wait, how did you know
I was here?
540
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,292
I haven't even posted
about this yet.
541
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,034
Well, I called you 100 times.
Got no answer.
542
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,775
Find My Phone on my phone
said your phone
543
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,342
was at the hospital,
so I raced over.
544
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,647
Jodie,
are you wearing makeup?
545
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,780
Aaah! Oh.
546
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,999
Well, it's on silent
because we're at a hospital.
547
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,653
Wait, are you --
are you tracking me
548
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:10,828
because you don't trust me
with the kids?
549
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,004
'Cause if so,
that's insulting.
550
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,050
Honey, I'm tracking you
551
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,834
because you always
lose your phone,
552
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,836
and you're not
even withthe kids.
553
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,882
Only because Jodie
almost lost her leg
554
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,144
trying on skinny jeans.
555
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,711
Amy!
They fit in the back.
556
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:24,886
They really don't.
557
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,931
Unbelievable.
Okay.
558
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,716
I left work for this.
559
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,152
Left a guy on a roof.
560
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,849
Maybe I should just
wait for him here.
561
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,330
Next time your phone
says you're at the hospital,
562
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,506
I'll just assume
it was a pants emergency.
563
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,639
Thanks, boo.
564
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,814
Bye.
565
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:40,945
I'll see you at home.Alrighty.
566
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,033
Bring the kids.
567
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,339
[ Amy Sighs ]
568
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,515
Okay, he's right.
I'm avoiding the kids.
569
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,690
We know.
It's obvious.
570
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,517
Oh.
571
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,998
[ Cellphone rings ]
572
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,652
Hello?
573
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,958
Oh. Hi.
574
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,351
It's Fields.
575
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,179
Really?
576
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,225
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
577
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,488
Oh, I'm used to that.
You know, ER doctor and all.
578
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,142
I get up ea--
Alright.
579
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,753
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.
580
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,929
The person they wanted --
he broke his parole.
581
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,017
I got the job at Fields.
582
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,236
And not
as their doctor.
583
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,541
No.
Is this crazy?
584
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,891
It's insane.It's ridiculous.
585
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,197
Oh, my God.
I'm terrified.
586
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,677
-Oh, we all are.
-Aaaaaah!
587
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,852
That is the noise
you should make.
588
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,158
Matt texted back.
589
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,724
When did you have time
to send the picture?
590
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:24,206
Um, when I was bleeding out
in the car.
591
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,253
Oh, it does look
like it fits from the back.
592
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,993
This is all
Coleen's fault.
593
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,908
♪♪
594
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,649
If she could see us now,
huh?
595
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,348
♪♪
596
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:39,395
[ Laughing ]
She would die.
597
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,311
Yeah, I-I realize
598
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,748
that's the wrong thing
to say now.
599
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,185
[ Insects chirping ]
600
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,578
Jules...
601
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,625
I'm sorry I embarrassed you
at the coffee shop.
602
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,844
But trust me,
those judgmental looks --
603
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:54,845
they -- they weren't for you.
604
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,587
They -- They were for me.
605
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,242
This was not yourfault.
606
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,070
It was Gloria'sfault.
No, it wasn't.
607
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,594
It wasn't.
It was mine.
608
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:08,207
"What kind of mother
forgets diapers?", you ask.
609
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,427
An incompetent one.
610
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,690
I suck.
611
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,779
But know this --
612
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,738
I will always love you.
613
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,134
I wasn't hugged.
614
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,658
Henry: Do you
want a hug?
615
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:30,098
I don't know
how Coleen did it.
616
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:33,449
I mean, being a mom
was so effortless for her.
617
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,147
She just --
She knew.
618
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,933
She just knew
what Lila wanted,
619
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,588
and she knew how to care
for her, and --
620
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:46,332
I mean, she wasn't worried
about messing things up.
621
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,552
It's like, where Coleen ended,
Lila began.
622
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,119
What does that even mean?I don't know.
623
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,600
Jodie said it.
It's mom language.
624
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:54,905
I'm not cut out
for this.
625
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,646
I was a lazy
dinosaur today,
626
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,169
and then Julia kept asking
for Gloria.
627
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,215
I mean, she is --
she is obsessed with Gloria.
628
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,652
No, she's not.
She's used to her.
629
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,263
Besides, I wouldn't
have married you
630
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:07,440
if I didn't think
you'd make an amazing mom.
631
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,659
I love you,
but you don't always make
632
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,313
the best decisions.
633
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,489
Well,
I got that one right.
634
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,621
Maybe.
635
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,405
Julia: Mama.
636
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,495
Did she --
Did she just ask for me?
637
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,758
Mm-hmm.
638
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,282
Go see
what she wants.
639
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,154
Oh, okay.
640
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,851
Hi.
641
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,331
I'm here.
Mommy's here.
642
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,246
Yeah. Okay.
643
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,379
Daddy, did you know
the moray eel
644
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,337
is the largest sea snake?
645
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,471
Really?
Look at this smart guy.
646
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,995
Did you also know that
the moray eel needs a warm,
647
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,737
subtropical environment
to survive?
648
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:47,044
Mommy, are you coming over
again tomorrow?
649
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:50,178
You mean home?
650
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:51,614
Yeah.
651
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,964
Yes.
652
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,315
Most likely.
653
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,968
I love you guys.
654
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:04,366
♪♪
655
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,020
Four showers,
656
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:08,370
and I still smell
the baby poo.
657
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,111
And you know what?
Julia wasn't even embarrassed.
658
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:12,461
She seemed --
She seemed almost proud.
659
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,723
[ Laughs ]
660
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,203
Okay, okay, I gotta go.
661
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:16,900
I'm going back there today
because of you.
662
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,162
And in case you're wondering,
663
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,642
we're holding it
together down here,
664
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:22,123
so you don't have to worry
about us.
665
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,864
Let's elevate,
shall we?
666
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,387
Aah!
667
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:28,999
Eh, actually, you can
maybe worry a little bit.
668
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,088
I miss you, girl.
Love you.
669
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:33,264
♪ I'm on my way up
670
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,570
♪ Won't look back
671
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:37,921
♪ I'm on my way up
672
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,576
♪ My way
673
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,926
♪ Mm-mm
674
00:22:42,976 --> 00:22:47,526
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