All language subtitles for Episode 01 Carnal Knowledge

The theme of sex in comedy
is like there’s a huge flowchart

and everything leads to sex.
Good thing I care about the sex.

It is the number one past

time of all human beings.
I guarantee if there is life

on Mars, they’re getting it too.
I think we should get naked.

Sex is ridiculous, and it’s clumsy.

What I want to do is like get another body.

We’re all slapping our skin together.

It’s so weird and hilarious, inherently.

Do you want to go fast?
It’s so funny.

Now, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Oh, yeah.

Yeah?
Sex is always funny because

it’s just so weird that we do that.

It’s just a strange thing.
Yes.

Nice.
And it usually doesn’t go

well.
At least for me.

Like, if you think about what
you’re doing while you’re having

sex, it’s so hilarious.
You’re just like ‐‐

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh,
oh, oh, yes.

Oh.
Sex is like most people’s

motivation for everything.
Yet they’re taught it’s dirty

and wrong.
You’re not supposed to

masturbate, but your body’s
going to tell you to do it every day.

But don’t.

We’re provential in a sense.
It’s something everybody can be

titillated about.
As long as we live it will

always be the number one source
of conflict, comedy, drama.

It is the most basic root of who
we are as people.

Sex is the great equalizer.
You go around the country and

around the world, and you talk
about sex and everyone can lock in.

Nothing else is as relatable as that.

It’s even hard to find a

pussy when you’re 18.
You’re searching for the pussy down there.

Your dick will be sliding down and shit.

The girl is going, that’s not it.

It feels like you can shock

an audience with it because
they’re hearing it out loud.

They’re not used to hearing it spoken.

There’s little weird things to get used to.

Being in a relationship, after
sex, as we’re laying there, I

have to keep repeating to
myself, do not hand her cash.

Do not hand her cash.
A comedian’s job is to

illuminate that which remains in the darkness.

Sexuality is one of those areas,
without the comedians

illuminating the die nammics ‐‐
through the mid‐50s, there

was so much squeamishness, there
needed to be some kind of explosion.

America, quite obviously,

apart from playboy is involved
in something we’ve been calling

the American sexual revolution.
It’s not the 50s, everything

is buttoned down and post‐war.
It took the loosening up of the 1960s.

Let’s everybody swing.

And suddenly people were just
talking openly about sex.

Some day they’ll need names
for birth control pills which

describe the function of the product.

How about preg‐not.
Something earthy and crude,

mom‐bon, something for the
teenagers, junior miss.

When I think about take on
sex, he is the vulnerable guy.

As aggressive as it was, when
you listened to Richard prior’s

material, it was all about failure.

I just found out some time
ago that sometimes women don’t

have or orgasms.
I was doing serious faking.

You get the hump in your back.
Totally, i’m out.

How was it, baby?
He was trying to figure it

out on stage with you.
It was just a beautiful thing.

It made sex so much less
mystifying for all of us.

There’s some silly condoms out there.

I did see one great new brand.
It said extra super sensitive condoms.

I thought, wow, these must hang

around and talk to you after the guy leaves.

When I started in the ’70s,
the pill had just come out.

Women owned their bodies for the first time.

So no one really talked about
anything before that sexual

because it just wasn’t done.
Now women were coming out.

They got to live a little freer,
and there was something to talk about.

I don’t know if you read my

latest book, advanced sexual
positions, how to achieve them

without laughing.
In 1969 Dr. David Reuben

wrote a book everything you want
to know about sex, but were afraid to ask.

He licensed the name of the book

and then used the same format as
the book, questions and answers.

Proceed we recollection.
The scene I love was inside

the genitalia as they begin to ejaculate.

Prepare for launching.
Woody Allen and 4,000 other

guys are dressed as sperm.
Nothing’s funnier than a

sperm with glasses.
Woody is the neurotic sperm

who’s afraid about shooting out.
What if he’s masturbating.

I might as well end up on the ceiling.

He was dealing honestly with
sexuality, expectations,

relationships, exploring that on
a philosophical level.

Comedians reflect society.
As society opened up, stand up

opened up and addressed sex.
Now look at the beast that’s

reared its head.
How do you like it now?

I love fingering.
It’s my favorite sexual act.

I’m an outdoors woman, just like clit ‐‐

I really do like to educate in my set.

Just scrub it like a game of fruit ninja.

Just like very ‐‐ that’s all you need to do.

I wish that someone like me
would have existed when I was

growing up as a girl, scared of
sex, thinking that i’m going to

be a virgin the rest of my life,
thinking that i’m doing

everything wrong.

I can spark conversations
between couples by talking about

sex on stage that otherwise
wouldn’t have happened.

I don’t want to get.

I want to get ‐‐
think about it.

You bring a date to a comedy club.

It’s an amazing thing.
Because what’s happening is, the

comedian is your foreplay.
People like to go there and

feel in a way more normal.
When you hear something sexual

being made of.
It takes the sting out of it a

little bit.
You’re laughing about it, it’s

okay.
When you bring people out,

you talk to them until they take
their guard down, everyone’s

enjoying themselves and not
walking away, I can’t believe it.

They’re walking away saying, I

can’t believe I opened up to it.
That’s what laughter will do.

Did you do the whole bagless
trick, put it in without ‐‐

okay, all right, it’s getting
close, and I think i’m going to.

I ain’t got nothing on it yet.

Then it starts getting real close.

No, she’s going to let
turn on the rhythm, turn on

The romance, turn on the fun with may west.

May west’s films were so edgy
for the time period because she

spoke really frankly about her
own sexuality and made it

universal to all women’s sexuality.

That had really never been done before.

It’s not the men in your life
that counts, it’s the life in your men.

She was funny, and she really

took ownership of her sexuality.
She wrote a lot of her own meterial.

She was the queen of innuendo.

When i’m good, i’m very good.
When i’m bad, i’m better.

I don’t think there was any
woman in a movie who had that

attitude about sex and said, isn’t it great?

She was the pioneer.
She got to be, you know, first.

The vacationer’s paradise, a
tropical wonderland, Miami beach.

The 40s, 50s and 60s, a comic

who specialized in dirty
material was rampant in Miami

beach at the time.
Many were women.

Hi, there, i’m with national airlines.

I don’t sit on the pilot’s lap.
I sit on his head, and I get better results.

What they were doing was

double humor on a blatant level.
There wasn’t much double.

Definition of indecent.
If it’s long enough, hard enough

and in far enough, it’s indecent.

Pearl Williams, Dell barth,
rusty Warren, they all became

famous as doing so‐called salacious acts.

Hardly anybody was talking about
sex on stage in that day and age.

To do standup comedy you have

to be a woman who’s willing to take risks.

And the riskiest thing you can
do as a woman in history is be sexually liberated.

Those two go hand in hand.

I’m going to get some ‐‐
I mentioned and said on the

record that we women liked sex.
How dare I say ‐‐

there’s one woman out there who likes it too.

It’s wonderful.
There were traditional salty

women who were women that could
tell a dirty joke and because

they had a swagger about them,
they could pull it off.

They were like tough women.
If you lay one hand on me,

i’ll unscrew your arm from your
shoulder and beat your brains out.

One wassester on sanford and

son, on stage, she was raunchy.
Peanut butter legs, brown,

smooth and easy to spread.
Oh, lawanda, she was talking like a dude.

She’s a woman talking about I like sex.

What she wanted a man to do, and

what she would do.
And you’re laughing, but you’re

uncomfortable as hell.
Hold it right here, you freaken mother.

I can remember as a kid we

were put on the lawanda Paige
albums, we didn’t realize what

we were listening to.
As a kid, that was funny to us.

Oh, my gosh, I can’t wait until
i’m able to talk like that.

They’ve got a new dish powder out.

LSD, and kernel Sanders ‐‐
finger licking good.

La Wanda page was a trail
blazer for urban comedians, for

females doing adult‐style
comedy, she wavepaved the way.

Tonight we’re making history,
the first time four women on

stage at the same time making a movie.

The queens of comedy, four
black women doing something that

had never been done before.
We were just going up saying let’s be free.

You know what I loved about

Simone, she was unapologetically sexy.

She would wear stuff on stage,
okay, bitch, you’re going to

kill them with that.
I’m sick of men in dress socks

trying to get the pussy.
He’s slipping and sliding.

A lot of people have sexual hangups.

They’re uneasy talking about sex.

And when you find somebody who’s
free enough to say, hey, I enjoy

sex, people are interested in that.

Monique is brash.
Monique has a kick you in your face style.

I think it even intimidates men

when women are very open and strong sexually.

Every man wants to
a fat girl one time, baby, one

time, and once you go fat, you never go back.

Once you get some fat pussy, it’s all over baby.

She’s talking about how big girls are fun.

We had big women all over the
world that were, like, yeah,

it’s like ‐‐
you skinny bitches, you don’t

have enough meat to hold ‐‐
together.

My leg bending.
Big girl, you ain’t said nothing.

I got you, stop crying, boy.

Stop crying.
Oh, I like going over the edge.

Oh, I like just running and

jumping baby and stage diving
because if you’re saying what’s

true, however could you not say it.

You can speak and be unapologetic about it.

Say it out loud and get it off of you.

Line these ‐‐ up, your turn, your turn.

I be doing the electric slide.
Wait a minute, o

I’m here to introduce you to
a new seal of the motion picture

association, occasionally, not
often, you will see pictures wearing this sign.

They will be pictures dealing with adult themes.

I think it’s locked or something.

Something’s ripe for humor.

Sex is ripe for humor because it
involves people’s hyped up emotions.

Other things ripe for humor.

Teen sex.
The idea of humor that pushed

the boundaries, r rated humor,
animal house was the first one

that broke through, made $100
million at the box office.

There was something very fresh about it.

Certainly, there’s a major wish
for film and quality to the movie as well.

But it’s within the context of

things that spoke to us as
people in our 20s who had gone

through the’ 60s and now were
ready for a more direct way of

talking about sexuality.
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Well, we’re back, and I think

by now it seems like half of the
American population had probably

seen the big hit porky’s.
Want to take a peek?

You had porky’s where you
were going there’s going to be

tits in this.
That should have been the

advertisement for porky’s, we’re
going to see tits.

Every guy who was a teenager
wants to look into the girl’s locker room.

And you can’t think of a worse

way for that to end.
She’s got it.

It’s like stooges because
it’s never going to not be funny

to see a guy ‐‐ pulling your
tick through a hole in the wall

while you’re on the ere end going ‐‐

I know it’s you, you little filthy ‐‐

in the early ’80s we watched
a lot of coming of age movies

while doing half of that equation.

Before the days of Internet
porn, there was the movies ‐‐

He made tops fly off.
You kids without the Internet,

you don’t know what it was like.
We really struggled.

You know what?
I don’t exactly know what i’m ‐‐

what i’m doing and ‐‐
there are very few topics

that everyone goes through.
Everyone in the world has a

moment when they haven’t had sex
and they have to do it.

You don’t know what to do until you do it.

So it’s going to be a disaster,
and so it’s always funny.

You root for people to have that go well.

And usually it doesn’t.
It’s in.

Oh, my god, it’s in.
Everybody out.

Come on, let’s go.
Mcloven.

I fully related to it.
We’ve got to get laid before we

get out of here, man, otherwise we’re lovers.

You’ll have sex in college, everyone does.

The point is to be good at
sex by the time you get to college.

As a teenager you’re thinking

about i’ve got to get some sex.
And at some point, I don’t know

what sex is, but I know I need it.

Oh, yeah.
It’s not what it looks like.

American pie is a good
illustration of a young man not

being able to control his impulses.

He dessert.
I’m sure someone today is going

to have sex with a dessert.
A pastry, a cronut, a cake out

there that doesn’t know what’s coming to it.

I’m not gay, i’ve been with tons of women.

I touched a lot of balls at Hebrew school.

I borked a lot of women in my day.

It’s a guy bragging about
sex, but clearly he’s never had it.

He was just terrified and we

tried to think about it as honestly as we could.

How would you feel if sex just got by you?

Wow, this is graphic.
And then suddenly you’re just

scared to do it.
Any man you meet of a certain

age, they all grew up with this
foundation of sex comedies upon which to build.

But women didn’t really have

that same foundation for female
characters and sex.

The real shift is the sex
quest of young women who started

looking at it from this new way
which the sex scene in train

wreck was totally original.
Can we makes it up a little bit?

It was told from a woman’s

point of view.
That was important.

It wasn’t really the horny boy
and what he needs, it was this

woman and her attitude was really telling.

We’ve not seen it.
Talk to me.

There’s no I in team, but
there’s an I in win, you can’t

spell victory without t‐r‐y.
These are just sports phrases.

Are these Nike slogans.

Do you want just do it?
Just have sex with me and say some dirty.

That’s the fun of bridesmaids.

Yeah, women can be funny in that same body way.

Can we get some dick this weekend?

I need you to use your lady mouth.

I need you to use your lady mouth.

The reason I want to see new

voices in sex comedies, yes, I
want to accurately reflect what

society is, but i’m also tired
of hearing the same.

I think people like hearing new
refreshing voices.

It’s like gadolf is staring
at me, no penis shall pass.

The gates are more open.

I hate to tell you this,
sir, but you’re eating my wife’s hat.

Look at these old black and

white shows where like dick
Van dyke and Mary Tyler Moore

had to sleep in separate beds
and everything was buttoned down.

It was very, very different.

You couldn’t say pregnant in sitcoms before.

Lucy had a baby and they
could never acknowledge she was pregnant.

You’re bound to be a little

cranky in your condition.
I am not cranky.

Continuing the species,
that’s filthy, that’s dirty.

Start at the toes.
You got it.

Cable allowed a whole
different type of story telling

we’d never seen on television.
Creators could push the

boundaries in ways they hadn’t
pushed it in the sex arena.

Anytime you can push boundaries
it allows ways for you to be funny.

I’m a little concerned about

the cholesterol.
Martin?

Right.
With the rise of hbo, there

was a certain amount of freedom
that came with not worrying

about being politically correct in any way.

The woman part of sex was different.

That was what was freeing about
"sex in the city."

It was women saying and doing
things we hadn’t seen them say

or do on investigation or in
film, talking about lives and

sexual misadventures.
That’s what "sex in the city"

was for women, the first show
that was like this is us.

There was hardly any passionate
sex scenes in "sex in the city."

When there was one, you were
just like, okay, I get it.

I want to see the awkwardness.
Has this ever happened to you before?

Yeah, there were messy awkward weird things.

Miranda dates a guy from oa, an overeater.

He tries to kiss her.

On the show it worked.
Miranda went out with an

overeater and he overate her.
For guys like me who were

like clueless about women’s
sexuality, having insight into

the female psyche on some level,
even though it was a TV show, that was fresh.

"Sex in the city" really did

open the door for other shows to
come behind it, starring strong

women with powerful voices,
speaking directly to their

version of their sexual lives.
That was really good.

That was so good.
I almost came.

Do you want a gatorade?
Nobody has handled funny sex

better than Lena Dunham.
She was incredibly bold and

brave about saying i’m going to
open the door to this part of

life in an explicit way.
You’re bleeding.

Oh, my god.
I’m not saying this is every

girl’s sexual experience but I
am saying sex isn’t always glamorous.

It’s painful and complicated.

I wanted to see scenes where
girls weren’t wearing neg ‐‐

please don’t do that, that feels awful.

Thank you, that’s the right spot.

The great thing about cable
is that it’s not aiming for the

biggest audience, it’s aiming
for a passionate audience.

Sexual humor is something comics
are passionate about.

You can write stuff that within
the worried about kids watching at this hour.

You can make the thing you want

and therefore the takes can be super specific.

Come on, man.
Now we’re going to hit one of

these underground fetish parties
full of freaks, you know.

Early in making fun of niche sexual tastes.

He felt like after midnight,
everyone becomes a bit of an urchin.

Over here, what does your

boyfriend think about that?
There is no boyfriend.

You guys can only imagine this stuff.

We’re not allowed to show it
behind us, fetishes going on,

women paying their own bills.
Crazy stuff is happening.

Excuse me, miss?
Where am I?

Oh, the Internet.
On the chappell show we did a

sketch called if the Internet
was a real place, put it in a

mall, and Dave walks through it.
When Dave chappell speaks

about sex, listen to him.
He’s going to take you on a ride.

So, want to see ‐‐ yes, I would.

Okay.

He’s going to tell a story, and
he’s going to paint that story

for you so swell, that’s why the
Dave chappell show was such a success.

That was her all right.

Take to your special place.
Close your eyes, show me your face.

I’m going to ‐‐ on it.

The R. Kelly situation,
everybody hollered laughing.

You all know what it was, and yes ‐‐

do we ‐‐ R Kelly said man you
did a sketch about me peeing on a girl.

Because you peed on a girl.

We’re 80 tips away from being
done with 500 hottest sex tips.

Pitch.
Take a five‐hour energy pour

it on your vagina before you have sex.

Amy schumer captured what
it’s like to be a woman that

lives in a world where we’re
supposed to look a certain way

and act a certain way.
This is something you guys

could see yourselves dvring.
Amy talks about the messages

women get about sex in a really
good way of like if you do too

much you’re a slut, if you don’t
do it enough you’re a tease and

a prude and a bitch.
Her eating spaghetti on a couch sexting.

What she’s saying in her sext is

not what she’s doing at home.
She’s doing this with spaghetti.

Buckle up, bitches.
This is comedians sitting on

vibrators, getting coffee.
Sex is funny, but what we really

wanted to do was take away shame
that people felt.

One of the first segments we did
was people with foot fetish.

I went to a foot fetish party,
instead of being like, you guys

are gross, tell me about this.
Houston, we have a problem.

I like the fact she was
showing her awful feet.

I tend to like feet, but her
feet almost drove me out of the

foot fetish business.
My foot looks like this.

Not being afraid to be the
fool sexually is one way to

really get it across that you’re
being truthful.

This is the best coffee i’ve ever had.

Me too.
It was

Should we talk about
the weird people do sexually?

Correct, we shall.

My ex‐girlfriend used to like to
be choked during sex.

I’m 90% sure.
We only tried it once.

If anything, I was too good at it.

Sex was always taboo.
And those walls have been torn down.

For better and worse.

Because now I feel like it’s so
explicit that it’s just shocking to hear.

If you’re drunk, and throw up

on a man’s penis midblow job,
you can save the moment if you

can muster a tada.
Sarah silverman pushes the

boundaries of what we’re ready to hear.

She’s brave in that way and
tries to test you of what you’re okay.

Comedy bushes the boundary.

A good standup will walk the
very fine line between something

being funny and uncomfortable.
There’s a way to do sexual humor

where it’s cathartic.
You think the porn stars are

having orgasms, but they’re faking it.

If your girl is having an
orgasm, she’s not going ‐‐ if your girl.

Porn for me is ubiquitous,

but nobody talks about it.
It’s inappropriate, and let’s

start this conversation.
Choking.

That’s the new thing.
Everyone’s got to get choked now.

Choke me, great, choke me, i’ll

throw in a little ‐‐
sex in general is more accepted.

But it’s still not like all the way there.

Now what’s taboo is being

judgmental of other people’s sexuality.

That’s the taboo is being home homophobic.

Good morning, cowboy, what’s your name?

It was a radical statement
about where we were sexually,

and played into people’s rigid
sense of sexuality.

I tried to break that down in a satirical way.

They were shocked at how gay the movie was.

What happened we underestimated the homophobia.

It didn’t fulfill its potential
the way it could have because

there was such a powerful reaction to it.

This is a movie that purports
to make people who are

homophobic no more.
I think this will make people if

you’re not homophobic, I don’t
need to know how you do anal intercourse.

Do not bring your child to this movie.

Anytime you talk about gay

sex, people are afraid of it.
But anytime you hear about

comedy, it has been exposed on
such a large scale.

I sucked a dick.
You can only do it maybe three time.

You do it more than that, you get a habit.

Prior influenced me in a sense.

If he can admit it.

Who am I not to admit it.
That taught me, you better be honest.

It does not make you gay to

have sex with a transgirl.
When I hear Jim Norton

talking about having sex with transpeople.

The skirt comes off.
All right.

It’s a large clitoris.
What am I going to be rude to my guest?

Get over here.

My job is not to convince the
audience that that’s okay.

My job is to tell the truth
about myself without telling you

how to feel about it.
If you do that, they have two

choices, they can laugh or not laugh.

Well, you paid for a ticket,
idiot, you might as well have fun

The girl i’m dating now,

until now, has exclusively dated men.

It is so easy to impress her.
Oh, my god.

I asked her how her day went,
she orgasms on the spot.

It’s insane, you guys.
I feel there’s more out

comedians now than ever in the
history of standup.

That talk about gay sex.
With sex or anything, you’re

trying to relate to other people
and talk about the common human experience.

And the best way to do that is

to be with other humans in the
flesh when you’re doing that.

We went back to his apartment, started like

entertaining each other, as they
say, except for by that point I

was holding in between 50 and 60 farts.

I think people are more open
to hearing about what happens

behind closed doors with gay people.

People have been telling me I
should try this thing called grinder.

I don’t know anything about grinder.

I asked a friend to help me out

who was good enough to say yes.
Billy, thank you so much.

People can talk about very
provocative things on a late

night TV show these days.
That’s the way it should be.

We really did make a grinder
profile for conan, put his face on there.

Like Dennis the menace

finally came out.
There’s a way to walk the

line and even step over the line.

Nice profile.
Nice profile.

And it’s really fun to watch.
What about this guy?

Hey, what’s up?
You want to get plowed by a rich ginger?

Man, the world has gotten

more progressive.
It really has.

I’d love to.
It’s part of comedy’s role

and culture in general.
To move us all forward to a more

progressive, open, liberated,
accepting state of mind.

Is conan a bottom?
Find out.

Yeah.

I never had cause well sexsu
sex is built into the premise.

Gate

great sex between two strangers
and they get pregnant.

I never dealt a hairy body.
Something like "catastrophe,"

you have two people that created
the show and star in the show.

When that happens, you get
something real and are in tune

with that and watch something
very organic and unfold.

What the?
Jesus, i’m sorry.

By showing theness of
their sex life but they keep

soldiering on, it’s true to be a
parent in the modern era.

How did that feel?
Felt great.

It won’t feel like that for
much longer, not after your

big‐headed son gets out of it.
With many platforms, you can

just explore a lot of different
sexualities, different diverse characters.

The show can have a million,

2 million viewers and survive
and as a result, you’re getting

a much more nesh story telling
and people can be more daring

and that leds to better shows.
Why do they need to anybody else?

I know i’m not rihana but aren’t

you other people, too.
Barely.

Esa ray has an interesting
point of view whether

approaching sex or
relationships, a black woman

whose awkward about things is very interesting.

They haven’t quite seen that approach.

I love esa ray because she
does what every woman do.

We stand in the bathroom mirror
and pump ourself up.

If we have to sing a rap song or due wet duet

duet, she shows vulnerability.

I hate him but if he shows up,
i’ll let him bang me out on the sofa.

That’s real.

Every woman, I don’t care
what color, you you are has experienced broken.

Every woman at one time or

another has called her
girlfriend and said something,

something, listen, something ain’t working.

Something ain’t right.
Maybe it’s dry and pail,

maybe it really smells, broken.
Comedy cycled through when

you keep it broad and generic
and now it’s getting as specific as possible.

We’re making vibrators for

women with arthritis.
Yes, brilliant.

Please let my water break.
I think I blacked out.

Grow up.
Older women masturbate, too.

Mom.
And we have vaginas.

It’s oddthese older women
talking about a vibrator and

selling it to other women.
What is it?

It’s a vibrator.
Hear this.

There is that element and so you
know it has to be heard.

Any time you think you
shouldn’t talk about something

because you’re afraid of that,
that’s what you put on the screen.

So is it happening?

There are a lot of shows that
are completely comfortable in

helping the rest of the world
getting comfortable with expert

experimentation with sex.
You didn’t say this is what you’re into.

I still am kind of shocked

sometimes and I think that’s amazing.

I don’t want to be shocked.
I want to see something new and

make me uncomfortable.
Now more than ever it’s time to

be noisy and push the envelope more.

Hey, mama.
Hi, I just wanted to say happy birthday.

You can put something online

and it can get instantly viewed
by millions of people.

You don’t have to get approval
or network notes and anyone

As someone that starred on
YouTube, I started making videos

with my own money and it’s taken
away this illusion of people and

power know better what people
are going to like.

Same with the girls of broad
city, they started making broad

city and after that, they got
ordered to be a TV show.

Those could crack a coconut.
Here we go.

I’d wrap my thighs around that
big basketball head.

They are cry uatetreating men
same way minimizing them to the

size and length of their penis
and that’s the entirety of the

Gauge for their hotness.
That’s ground breaking.

That is unreal.
You are joking.

Is there something wrong?
Oh my god, no.

The opposite.
So much.

So much good.
We have characters that would

like sex.
Suspects they are pursuing sex

as a way to be intimate and
sometimes to enjoy themselves and avoid intimacy.

What are you doing?

It’s a very exciting time
because it’s a big piece of the

human puzzle to avoid and so the
fact people are allowed to talk

about it and allowed to show it.
People can tell much more

interesting stories.
Where is my little friend?

He’s in time‐out.
Since sex is such a huge part

of everyone’s life, especially
in North America, traditionally

people skirt around and are coy
about and comedians come out and

say things that you’re not
supposed to say in polite company gets fun.

I want to jerk you‐all off, even the girouxls.

Even the girls.

Can you say dick jokes?
Can you say that on CNN?

I don’t know why there is a
proliferation of dick jokes.

I didn’t do enough.
It looks like an old man from

birth and your body ages around it and
finally you’re the same age as your genitals.

When it’s not erect, it’s

like a total failure and when
it’s elect, it’s a menace.

Dick joerkskes are universal.
If you can’t get laughs with

them, get out, you’re awful.