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Okay, so you remember
last night at the cat funeral?
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I was mad at Oscar because
he said that Mr. Meowskers was
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"just a cat," but, of course,
Max handled it perfectly.
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But then Oscar saved the day
because he drove to Chicago
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to get the cat's ashes, and then
Max said he wanted to kiss me.
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Wait, what?!
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Yes, Max!
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Max! Max! Max! Ma-ax!
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Okay, okay, I'm all Maxed out.
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Sorry, I was up all night.
I'm hopped up on coffee.
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- Are you done with this?
- I just got it.
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All right, come again.
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My heart's going a mile
a minute, I need to slow down.
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Do you want me to slap you?
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No, 'cause you never take
your rings off.
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How could he do that to you?
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Who did what to who?
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Max told Kat that he wanted
to kiss her last night.
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(gasps)
How romantic.
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No, it's not!
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But she's liked Max forever.
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But she has a boyfriend.
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And Oscar is wonderful.
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Yeah, but Max wears
those tight jeans.
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Well, Oscar has
those delivery man calves.
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Okay, stop! You sound
like the inside of my head.
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Look at you, Kat.
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Two pigs nosing
around your trough.
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I know, I'm not used
to having such a busy trough!
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Well, I say love
the one you're with.
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Please don't start singing.
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What I have with Oscar is real.
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You know, Max has been
the dream for so long.
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I say go with the dream.
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I'm sorry, I don't like to
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get involved in
other people's business,
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but I'm a big believer
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in dream-following.
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He loves to get
into other people's business.
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Oh, my gosh.
You look just like...
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Wait, are you...?
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- I'm not.
- He is.
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And you're...
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- She's not.
- I am.
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(screams)
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Okay, wait,
what's going on over here?
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These two were on my favorite
TV show when I was growing up!
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I was on it, I was on it, too.
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- I was on the show.
- Oh, which episode?
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All of them.
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I was, I was the older brother.
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Yeah, I'm not remembering that.
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Oh, no, I get it, you know?
She talked real fast.
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He was an idiot.
I was just a boring, old,
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heartfelt, three-dimensional
character, whatever.
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Joey, I was so obsessed
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with you. I had posters
of you all over my room.
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There was one where
you were going like this.
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I had that on the ceiling
right over my bed.
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Wow, that's flattering.
(laughs)
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- And disturbing.
- What are y'all doing in Louisville?
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Oh, we're here for a celebrity
charity golf tournament.
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You know, it's our way to give
back, be part of the solution.
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Plus I get balls
with my face on them.
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Is Matthew McConaughey
gonna be there?
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I don't know.
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Well, if-if he is,
would you tell him
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that Phil Crumpler is very sorry
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about what happened at the 1996
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Tennessee State Fair?
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First thing I'll mention
when I see him.
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Any chance you'd do the dance
with me? I know it by heart.
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Oh, I only dance for money.
Wait, that came out wrong.
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No, what I'm trying
to say is-is I only do it
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if I'm getting paid. Damn it.
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Why don't I take a picture
of all of you together?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah!
- Oh, a picture...
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uh, okay, okay, here.
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Use my phone, though,
it's auto-set
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to accentuate my cheekbones.
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Ooh, I'm gonna have
Joey Lawrence's number
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when he sends it to me.
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That's okay,
you can use your phone.
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KAT:
Okay.
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- All right, here we go.
- Um, wait, no, uh,
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- wait, I want
to be next to Joey. - Okay, oh!
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I'm gonna get cropped
right out of this thing.
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All right, one, two, three.
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(laughter, clamoring)
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Um, so whatever happened
to the girl with the flower hat?
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I heard she was hosting
quiz shows.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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The show was really
just a vehicle for you.
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You know,
I always felt that way.
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I got to tell you something,
though, it's very nice
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to hear it from, uh,
regular people.
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Can I get you
free refills on the house?
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- They're always on the house.
- Just let her have this.
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- Coffee coming right up.
- Oh, hey!
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- She knows the dance.
- How about that!
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JOEY: Whoa, look at that,
she knows the whole dance!
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, wow.
(whooping)
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Pet some cats, you said.
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It'll be relaxing, you said.
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? Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ?
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? Nothin' wrong with youbut I'd rather be me. ?
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This trash bag
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is overflowing like an outhouse
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in a rainstorm.
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Not it.
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Yes, you is "it."
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I had to take the trash out
four times last week
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because you kept disappearing.
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Where you been going anyway?
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It don't matter
where I be going.
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I'll take it out.
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Really?
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Sure, I finished my coffee
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and if I go home now,
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it's just me and the emptiness
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of my declining years.
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Look who I found
with two paws in the catio
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and two paws on the sidewalk?
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Today is not the day
for hijinks.
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Sorry, Hijinks,
not talking to you.
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Houdini chewed
through the screen again?
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Yes. We need to keep
the catio doors closed
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until he is adopted.
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I mean, where are you going
that's better than here?
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When I found you,
you were eating scraps
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at the back of a Hooters.
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And if that's
not hitting bottom, what is?
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, shoot, it's Oscar.
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What if he knows something's up?
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Don't answer.
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Well, then he'll really
know something's up,
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I love to answer the phone!
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Hi, boyfriend of mine.
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My boo-thang, my booger-bear.
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I thought we were gonna vet
nicknames
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before we put 'em
in the rotation.
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Yeah, sorry, I don't know what
I'm saying, too much coffee.
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And a personal romantic crisis
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for which there is no precedent.
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I just found out
there's a meteor shower tonight.
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And I thought maybe we could
watch it on your roof.
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- Hello?
- Um...
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- Kat?
- Yeah.
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I'm here, I'm here, uh...
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that sounds really fun, yeah.
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I'll, uh...
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I'll meteor you up there.
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I'll see you tonight,
booger-bear.
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Nope, still weird.
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Hey, Kat, what muffin
do you want tomorrow?
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- Blueberry or lemon poppyseed?
- I don't know!
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How many decisions do I have
to make in one day?!
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Wait, what are you
over here yelling about?
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You're scaring the customers
and the cats.
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I'm sorry, just this
whole Oscar-Max situation's
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got me "kerfuffled."
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Why don't you
just take the day off?
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Why don't you take the day off?!
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You know what, I think
I should take the day off.
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Yeah, uh, Randi and I can
handle the caf�.
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Okay, thank you. Here's the list
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of what I wanted
to get done today and,
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and tell the cats I'm sorry.
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And Mommy's not mad at them.
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Ew!
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She really does handle all
the gross stuff.
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I don't even know
what the "furry finger test" is.
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Anything else I can do?
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You sure?
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Yeah. I retired early.
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Huge mistake.
Taking out that trash
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was the most rewarding thing
I've done all week.
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Well, I suppose we could find
a few more things for you to do.
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I'll get right on it.
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Ooh, the shake and sniff!
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I can't wait to find out
what that is!
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(whoops)
I feel naughty.
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Like when I used to put on
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one of Mama's cocktail dresses
and smoke.
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So you just walked up to her
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at her cat's funeral and said,
"I want to kiss you"?
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I did, I wanted to say it,
and I said it.
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And?
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Nothing.
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And then she avoided me
the whole rest of the party.
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And then this morning was weird.
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You know, usually she's like...
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You know,
sometimes there's even a kick.
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But...
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- today she ducked.
- Mm.
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Or tripped.
With her it's hard to tell.
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And you're not used
to hearing no.
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Well, that's not true.
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Hey, would you like
another drink?
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I shouldn't.
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(chuckles)
Okay, maybe just one more.
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See? This is why
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I hired a bartender
with no experience.
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You know Kat has a boyfriend.
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Yes, I am aware of that.
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But we have
such an amazing connection.
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And why wouldn't I want
to be with somebody who...
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makes me laugh
and makes me feel good?
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- (phone dings)
- (laughs)
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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(laughs)
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Who are you texting with?
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Jimmy the beer guy.
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Are you and Jimmy the beer guy
having sex?
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Because that's
your "I'm getting some" giggle.
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All right, look,
I'm gonna tell you something.
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But you got to swear
on the sanctity of our bromance
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that you won't say anything.
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It's Randi.
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Really?
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(both laughing)
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She said she would die of shame
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before she'd even give you
the time of day.
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I guess she lowered
her standards.
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Up top for lower standards.
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For the first time in my life,
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I have two men interested in me,
I just...
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I don't know who to pick.
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May I first say, bravo.
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And second,
you've come to the right place.
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Are either of them old money?
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- No.
- New money?
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- No.
- Any money?
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Mother, you know both of them.
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Forgive me for wanting you
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to be taken care of
after I'm gone.
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I own my own business.
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And it's adorable.
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Okay, come on,
I need real advice.
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Okay, fine. Um...
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well, maybe it's as simple as...
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just imagining
what your life would be like
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with each one of them.
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Hmm.
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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I picked up the antacids
and scrunchies you asked for.
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And I got you a Kit Kat.
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Oh, I love foods
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with my name in them.
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
253
00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:42,287
Sorry I'm late. I stopped
a train from derailing,
254
00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:44,595
and saved these kittens.
255
00:08:45,971 --> 00:08:48,455
BOTH:
Aw!
256
00:08:48,552 --> 00:08:50,528
Oh, and I got you a Kit Kat.
257
00:08:51,469 --> 00:08:53,059
Wow, thanks.
258
00:08:53,082 --> 00:08:54,731
Hey, uh, what's for dinner?
259
00:08:54,828 --> 00:08:56,144
I was gonna make veggie burgers.
260
00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:58,217
I was thinking I'd fly you
to Japan for sushi.
261
00:08:58,244 --> 00:08:59,911
And then to France for dessert.
262
00:08:59,933 --> 00:09:02,158
Oh, so hard to choose.
263
00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:03,830
I've got two kinds of mustard.
264
00:09:03,852 --> 00:09:05,527
Did I mention I can fly?
265
00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:08,266
Hi, honey, I'm home.
266
00:09:08,289 --> 00:09:10,180
Damn it, Joey Lawrence,
don't make this harder
267
00:09:10,202 --> 00:09:11,851
than it already is.
268
00:09:11,873 --> 00:09:13,113
Again, I can fly.
269
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,095
And we have reservations
in Japan in six minutes.
270
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,182
Then I guess we should go.
271
00:09:24,055 --> 00:09:25,388
How do I compete with that?
272
00:09:25,408 --> 00:09:26,208
You don't.
273
00:09:26,319 --> 00:09:27,836
You want to take a selfie?
274
00:09:27,991 --> 00:09:29,582
I do.
275
00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:30,845
(camera clicks)
276
00:09:31,074 --> 00:09:32,665
SHEILA:
Katharine?
277
00:09:32,762 --> 00:09:33,911
Katharine?
278
00:09:33,932 --> 00:09:35,357
What were you doing?
279
00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:36,860
Oh, you said to imagine.
280
00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,514
Oh, I meant on your own time.
281
00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:40,594
That was boring for me.
282
00:09:40,691 --> 00:09:41,691
Well...
283
00:09:41,786 --> 00:09:43,436
- did it at least help?
- No!
284
00:09:43,456 --> 00:09:45,106
Now I'm more confused than ever.
285
00:09:45,202 --> 00:09:47,628
I'm sorry, honey.
286
00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:50,395
The universe has a sense
of humor though, doesn't it?
287
00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,401
All those years
of pining over Max,
288
00:09:52,556 --> 00:09:55,015
then the minute
you have a boyfriend,
289
00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:56,896
he's interested.
290
00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:58,826
Come here.
291
00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:01,674
Did my mother
just say something helpful?
292
00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:09,988
- Hey.
- Hey.
293
00:10:16,452 --> 00:10:17,636
Can I come in?
294
00:10:17,866 --> 00:10:19,474
Sure, yeah.
295
00:10:20,222 --> 00:10:21,313
Can I get you some water?
296
00:10:21,466 --> 00:10:23,392
No, I need
a clear head for this.
297
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,731
Right. Something less strong.
298
00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:27,161
Uh, tea? Coffee?
299
00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:30,083
No more caffeine.
I'm starting to smell colors.
300
00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:33,093
Happy to see you.
301
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,909
Unless I'm not happy to see you.
302
00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:37,430
I can't read your face.
303
00:10:37,584 --> 00:10:40,527
And usually it's easy to read,
it's basically a pop-up book.
304
00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:43,705
I need to ask you something.
305
00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:45,025
Okay.
306
00:10:45,046 --> 00:10:46,771
Shoot.
307
00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,275
Why now?
308
00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:50,221
Why after all this time,
309
00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:53,311
do you want to be with me?
310
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,737
Uh...
311
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,241
well, because...
312
00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:58,894
we are great together.
313
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,232
We're Kat and Max.
314
00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:02,295
But we've always been
Kat and Max.
315
00:11:02,484 --> 00:11:03,817
Why now?
316
00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:05,821
I... (stammers)
317
00:11:05,918 --> 00:11:07,176
Does it matter?
318
00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,587
I mean, it wasn't that long ago
319
00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:10,424
that you said
you wanted to be with me.
320
00:11:10,489 --> 00:11:13,840
And you said that we were
better off friends.
321
00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:15,623
What changed?
322
00:11:15,777 --> 00:11:17,503
(exhales)
323
00:11:18,468 --> 00:11:19,634
I don't know.
324
00:11:19,864 --> 00:11:21,713
I guess, I guess
I just saw you with Oscar...
325
00:11:21,869 --> 00:11:23,459
-That's what changed!
I have a boyfriend! -Whoa!
326
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,201
- I have a boyfriend!
- Okay, okay...
327
00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,711
okay, but what's wrong with me
328
00:11:26,731 --> 00:11:28,064
not wanting to lose you?
329
00:11:28,219 --> 00:11:30,161
Max, I've been considering
330
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:31,796
blowing up
my entire relationship
331
00:11:31,838 --> 00:11:34,171
with a guy who makes me
really, really happy.
332
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,896
You know what,
I was gonna do that
333
00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:37,975
for a fantasy... like, I don't
even believe you can fly!
334
00:11:38,003 --> 00:11:41,689
But I know that Oscar has
at least two kinds of mustard.
335
00:11:43,443 --> 00:11:45,259
Okay, you're doing
that thing again,
336
00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:46,597
where it makes sense to you,
337
00:11:46,692 --> 00:11:48,434
but not the person
you're talking to.
338
00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,122
You want to be with me
339
00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:52,111
because I'm not available.
340
00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:53,965
Okay, that's harsh.
341
00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:56,213
But I think it's true.
342
00:11:56,235 --> 00:11:58,402
So you're staying with Oscar?
343
00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:00,783
I am.
344
00:12:02,159 --> 00:12:03,566
Okay.
345
00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:06,482
I'm sorry that I made things
hard for you.
346
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:09,246
Well, it's kind of
a nice change of pace.
347
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,011
I usually do it to myself.
348
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:12,942
(both laugh)
349
00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:14,187
Are we okay?
350
00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:16,933
Yeah. Yeah.
351
00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:18,440
Yeah, we're fine.
352
00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:21,036
I'm-I'm really happy
that you're happy though.
353
00:12:21,135 --> 00:12:22,617
Thank you.
354
00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,325
Now I'm gonna go home
and take a nap.
355
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,551
I've been awake for 30 hours.
356
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:26,871
And the paint on your walls
is starting
357
00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:29,484
to smell like purple...
Like, bad purple.
358
00:12:32,331 --> 00:12:33,998
(door closes)
359
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,822
Should we feel bad
360
00:12:36,844 --> 00:12:39,511
that Wyatt is
doing all of our work?
361
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,184
You heard him...
He retired too early.
362
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,174
If anything, we're helping him.
363
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,587
We're good people.
364
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:47,199
The best!
365
00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:49,263
What would you do
if you retired?
366
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:50,542
From what?
367
00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:52,416
I don't even know what I want
to do with my life.
368
00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,255
I thought you were going
to art school.
369
00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:55,964
Well, yes,
but I still haven't decided
370
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,540
what kind of art I want to do...
I mean, there's photography,
371
00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:01,460
painting, ceramics, sculpture...
372
00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,225
I'm sure you'll figure it out,
honey.
373
00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:05,730
When, Phil? When?!
374
00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:08,088
All right, the floor is swept,
375
00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:09,760
litter boxes are scooped.
376
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,840
I had to wait
for the orange one.
377
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:14,495
He sure takes his time.
378
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,088
Anything else
before we close up?
379
00:13:16,115 --> 00:13:19,174
Unless you want to pick
my major, that's everything.
380
00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:20,864
Wait.
381
00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:23,035
Why is the catio door open?
382
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,967
Oh, no, oh, no.
383
00:13:25,197 --> 00:13:26,997
In our haste to be lazy,
we forgot
384
00:13:27,035 --> 00:13:28,476
to tell him about Houdini.
385
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:30,148
Well, maybe he didn't escape.
386
00:13:30,301 --> 00:13:31,300
Of course he escaped!
387
00:13:31,321 --> 00:13:33,488
His name is Houdini!
388
00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:35,552
Here, kitty, kitty.
389
00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:37,332
Houdini, we got tuna.
390
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,913
Smelly, fishy, disgusting tuna.
391
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:42,370
What are y'all doing out here?
392
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,076
Tuna break.
393
00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:47,064
Nothing like canned fish
to top off the workday.
394
00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:50,183
Mmm.
395
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,355
You want some?
396
00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:53,877
I'll join you tomorrow.
397
00:13:54,031 --> 00:13:57,366
I hate tuna, but I hate
being left out even more.
398
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:58,557
He's not in the dumpsters!
399
00:13:58,786 --> 00:14:00,853
I'll check the garbage cans
out front!
400
00:14:01,476 --> 00:14:02,459
What was that?
401
00:14:02,479 --> 00:14:03,479
What was what?
402
00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:05,056
How you doing?
403
00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:07,820
I'm actually feeling pretty
good... I had a nice, long nap.
404
00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:09,643
I had an apple
with some almond butter.
405
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,648
Girl, I don't care
about naps and nut butter!
406
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:13,244
I'm talking about Max and Oscar.
407
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,492
Oh, oh, yeah, I've decided
408
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,939
I'm staying with Oscar.
409
00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:18,834
We're actually gonna watch
the meteor shower later tonight.
410
00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:20,672
I'm glad you figured that out.
411
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,028
You were scary today.
412
00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:24,517
Hey, Kat.
413
00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:26,279
Did you visit Max earlier?
414
00:14:26,376 --> 00:14:27,376
Yeah.
415
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:28,619
Had a nice little chat, did ya?
416
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,381
I think it went pretty well.
417
00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:31,538
Wrong! He just quit!
418
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:32,867
- He quit?!
- Yeah.
419
00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:34,060
You owe me a bartender.
420
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:37,115
Well, if you can find Wyatt,
he might do it.
421
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:46,849
(groans) What, do you have
a key to the building?
422
00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:49,690
- (sighs) Can I come in?
- No, I'm busy.
423
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,755
With what?
You just quit your job.
424
00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:53,927
Well, that news traveled fast.
425
00:14:54,024 --> 00:14:56,191
- I think we should talk.
- I don't want to talk.
426
00:14:56,214 --> 00:14:57,713
All right.
427
00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:02,723
- Aha! Did the same thing
with your doorman! - Ah! Slippery.
428
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,640
Wait.
429
00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,289
What is all this?
Where are you going?
430
00:15:06,315 --> 00:15:09,467
I'm gonna take off,
give us a little space.
431
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:10,990
Oh, Max, don't do this.
432
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,214
I don't want to get in the way
of you and Oscar being happy.
433
00:15:13,242 --> 00:15:15,202
You can tell yourself that
all you want,
434
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,581
but when things get difficult
or uncomfortable, you bolt.
435
00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:19,771
- Do not.
- Oh, please, it's what you do!
436
00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:22,169
Get a D on a test,
you drop the class.
437
00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:23,449
That professor hated me.
438
00:15:23,603 --> 00:15:26,288
One bad gig at a nightclub
and you give up on music.
439
00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:27,701
People threw fruit!
440
00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:29,372
Where did they even get fruit?!
441
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,969
Then you run off to Paris,
442
00:15:31,122 --> 00:15:33,267
Brigitte breaks up with you,
and you run back here.
443
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:35,721
How am I supposed to stay here
after what I did?
444
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:37,468
I mean, what do we do?
445
00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:38,973
Just pretend it never happened?
446
00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:40,789
Yeah, welcome
to the last year of my life!
447
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,499
When you rejected me,
448
00:15:42,653 --> 00:15:43,744
I was hurt and embarrassed,
449
00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:45,565
but I got through it.
450
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:47,828
And it was worth it because...
451
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,684
you are my best friend.
452
00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:52,172
You're my best friend, too.
453
00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:54,771
And if leaving is
what you really want to do,
454
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,870
I will support you.
455
00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,085
But I would miss
seeing you every day.
456
00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:04,557
When you're not yelling at me,
we do have a lot of fun.
457
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,547
So are we packing or unpacking?
458
00:16:07,645 --> 00:16:09,737
Unpacking.
459
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,076
Great.
460
00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:13,156
And I'm sorry...
461
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,918
what is this shirt?
462
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:17,033
That's a real panty-dropper
in Budapest.
463
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:18,262
Oh.
464
00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:21,934
I guess gravity
works differently over there.
465
00:16:26,955 --> 00:16:29,664
Hey, buddy.
What are you doing up here?
466
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,614
Mm, aren't we friendly?
467
00:16:32,712 --> 00:16:34,620
I'm waiting for my girlfriend,
468
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,368
who's also a Kat... a human Kat.
469
00:16:37,466 --> 00:16:39,225
She's kind,
470
00:16:39,322 --> 00:16:42,323
beautiful, really funny...
471
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,895
She's also a little late.
472
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,050
Any idea where she is?
473
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,169
Wait, am I supposed
to follow you?
474
00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:55,526
Oscar, have you seen
a black and gray cat?
475
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,864
Yeah, he went that way.
476
00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,593
You had him and you let him go?!
477
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,431
I didn't know he was on the lam.
478
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,526
There he is!
479
00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:02,772
Don't you jump!
480
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,109
That nine lives thing
may not be true!
481
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:06,948
BOTH:
No!
482
00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,879
Oh, dang!
Now he's on that ledge?
483
00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:11,885
And he's on the move.
484
00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:14,200
You see, I try to like cats,
I really do.
485
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,586
Maybe you're right.
486
00:17:17,816 --> 00:17:19,499
I do run when things get tough.
487
00:17:19,654 --> 00:17:20,928
Like...
488
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,766
I wish
I'd stuck with songwriting.
489
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,437
You were really good at it, too.
490
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:25,775
I just, I got
491
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,261
so tired of being rejected
492
00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:29,098
that I convinced myself
I didn't really want it.
493
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,453
Well, you should try again.
494
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,108
I mean, think of all the
heartache you've had this year.
495
00:17:33,131 --> 00:17:35,873
Brigitte dumped you, I rejected
you, you're unemployed.
496
00:17:36,031 --> 00:17:38,214
That's, like, enough
for a Taylor Swift album.
497
00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:41,722
Only you can make
those things sound positive.
498
00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:43,654
Mm, positivity is my drug.
499
00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:45,609
That and Christmas movies
in July.
500
00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:46,831
Just July?
501
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,577
Okay, year-round.
I have a problem.
502
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:50,916
(chuckles)
503
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,012
I hope Oscar knows
what he's getting into.
504
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,575
Oscar!
505
00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,816
Oscar who's on my roof right now
probably wondering
506
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,343
where the hell I am! Got to run.
507
00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:01,107
Glad you're staying.
Burn that shirt.
508
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:02,447
(door closes)
509
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:05,043
Don't you listen to her...
You're awesome.
510
00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:12,564
I don't know why I have
to be the dangler!
511
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:15,129
Because I have
trust issues with you.
512
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,635
Randi, you're gonna fall back
and Phil will catch you.
513
00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:19,750
- Got it.
- One, two...
514
00:18:19,981 --> 00:18:21,480
- three.
- Oh!
515
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,817
Hey!
516
00:18:22,913 --> 00:18:25,005
Don't got it.
517
00:18:25,102 --> 00:18:27,161
Just remember,
you fell onto carpet.
518
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:29,925
I will become street pizza.
519
00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:31,523
(singsongy):
Houdini.
520
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,953
(giggles) Come here.
521
00:18:33,107 --> 00:18:35,850
Damn it, Phil,
why aren't you taller?
522
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:37,965
My mother smoked!
523
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,878
Kitty, kitty, kitt... I got him!
524
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:42,184
I got him... oh! Don't got him.
525
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,213
Well...
526
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,827
this is a different kind of day.
527
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,080
I'm here, I'm here.
528
00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:56,161
Oh, good, I thought
you were gonna miss it.
529
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,926
(exhales)
530
00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:00,274
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
531
00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:07,969
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532
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:16,959
So it says here on your r�sum�
that you quit your last job
533
00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:18,799
and you left
your employer/friend
534
00:19:18,895 --> 00:19:19,895
high and dry.
535
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,565
I said I'm sorry.
536
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,495
It also says that your height
and good looks are annoying.
537
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:27,078
Not the first time
I've heard that.
538
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:28,600
Can I have my job back?
539
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:29,896
No.
540
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,612
Okay, yes. Damn that smile!
541
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:37,865
So how was the golf tournament?
542
00:19:37,963 --> 00:19:40,446
Did you by chance get to talk
to Matthew McConaughey?
543
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:42,971
Gosh, you know,
he was really busy.
544
00:19:43,202 --> 00:19:44,368
Oh, yeah, that's okay.
545
00:19:44,463 --> 00:19:46,963
I'm sure he's
forgotten about it anyway.
546
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,545
(chuckles)
Totally.
547
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,491
(laughs)
548
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,739
You know,
when I mentioned Phil's name,
549
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,388
he threw his golf clubs
in the lake
550
00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:56,591
and then he head-butted
Ted Danson.
551
00:19:58,184 --> 00:19:59,908
I can't believe they came back.
552
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,263
Should I pitch them my idea
for a TV show?
553
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,361
- No, you should not.
- But it's really good.
554
00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:06,016
No, it is not.
555
00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,704
Can you just try to be normal.
556
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,876
You know how hard
that is for me.
557
00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:12,507
It's really hard.
558
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:14,799
Oh, yay!
559
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,619
Whoa, she's at it again!
560
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,124
- Oh!
- There it is.
561
00:20:18,144 --> 00:20:19,294
I still got it.
562
00:20:19,314 --> 00:20:21,889
I think I'm gonna
adopt this fella.
563
00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:23,229
Oh!
564
00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:25,142
Well, that's fantastic!
565
00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:26,922
Celebrity cat.
566
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,836
Hey, that would be a great show.
567
00:20:29,935 --> 00:20:31,101
Normal!
568
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,254
Well, we're gonna miss
569
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:34,851
this little ball of fur.
570
00:20:35,006 --> 00:20:37,318
Houdini's created quite a bit
of excitement around here.
571
00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:39,513
Oh, Oscar, Oscar,
come meet the stars
572
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:41,794
of my favorite TV show
when I was growing up.
573
00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:43,875
Oscar, this is Joey
574
00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,954
and Jenna and...
575
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,311
Michael.
576
00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:49,206
Right, right, Michael.
The older brother.
577
00:20:49,227 --> 00:20:51,711
- Ah!
- Nice to meet you all.
578
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,854
Nice meeting you, too.
Congrats on being chosen, man.
579
00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:55,147
Thanks.
580
00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:56,387
- Chosen for what?
- Um, dodgeball.
581
00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:57,563
We're thinking
of starting a team.
582
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,303
Can you go grab me
a coffee, please?
583
00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:01,680
Way to go, Joey Lawrence.
584
00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:03,427
Ow!
585
00:21:03,524 --> 00:21:05,432
? When I'm walkin' with you ?
586
00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:08,179
? I watchthe whole room change ?
587
00:21:08,203 --> 00:21:09,869
? Baby, that's what you do ?
588
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,524
? No, my baby ?
589
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,286
? Don't play ?
590
00:21:13,442 --> 00:21:15,050
? Blame it on my confidence ?
591
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,205
? Oh, blame iton your measurements ?
592
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,638
? Shut that... down on sight ?
593
00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:22,477
? That's right ?
594
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,799
? We out heredrippin' in finesse ?
595
00:21:24,822 --> 00:21:27,230
? It don't make no sense ?
596
00:21:27,254 --> 00:21:28,978
? Out here drippin' in finesse ?
597
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,259
? You know, you know it. ?
598
00:21:31,309 --> 00:21:35,859
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