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FOOTSTEPS
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MUSIC: Please Don't Go
by KWS
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♪ Please don't go
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♪ Please don't go
Babe, I love you so
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♪ And I want you to know
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♪ That I'm gonna miss your love
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♪ The minute you walk out
that door
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♪ Please don't go
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♪ Please don't go
Babe, I love you so
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♪ And I want you to know
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♪ That I'm gonna miss your love
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♪ The minute you walk out
that door
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♪ Please don't go
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♪ Don't go
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♪ Don't go away
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♪ Please don't go
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♪ Don't go
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♪ I'm begging you to stay
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♪ If you leave
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♪ At least in my lifetime
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♪ I've had one dream come true
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♪ I was blessed
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♪ To be loved
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♪ By someone
as wonderful as you
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♪ Please don't go
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♪ Don't go
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♪ Don't go away
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♪ Please don't go
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♪ Don't go... ♪
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GRINDR MESSAGE ALERT
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GRINDR MESSAGE ALERT
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GRINDR MESSAGE ALERT
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GRINDR MESSAGE ALERT
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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IN GERMAN: Hey, excuse me!
Have you seen my wallet somewhere?
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IN GERMAN:
Sorry!
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IN GERMAN:
Hi, have you found a wallet?
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IN GERMAN:
Really?
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IN GERMAN:
It’s a black leather wallet.
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HE MUTTERS
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IN GERMAN: Johannes Müller, yes.
My wallet got stolen.
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IN GERMAN:
I’d like to block my credit card.
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IN GERMAN:
Yes, ok.
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IN GERMAN:
The IBAN?
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Erm...
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IN GERMAN:
The number?
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What was that?
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Er, just, I have to...
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I have to block my cards, um...
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..because my wallet got stolen.
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I don't know.
Just a fucker,
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you know, stole...
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I'm sure you just lost it -
it's fine. It's gone.
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Yeah, sure. How do you
know that, that I lost it?
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Oh, fuck, man, I don't know.
You think I'm stupid and rich?
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No, I think you're
clever and poor.
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I cannot believe it, man.
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It's the second time this
summer I lost my wallet.
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Same procedure, all over again.
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GRINDR MESSAGE ALERT
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Oh.
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- Oh, holy shit.
- What?
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I've been in this club
for, like, two days.
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- Classy!
- I'm leaving Berlin tonight.
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I haven't seen
any of the city
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and I need to print my
fucking boarding pass.
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Yeah.
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I can show you around
if you like.
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Really? You don't...
You don't have to.
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Yeah, I think I would be a fool
if I wouldn't.
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BUZZING
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MUSIC: Ode To Joy
by Beethoven
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THEY HUM ALONG
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MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
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Oh, OK.
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- So, list game.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Let's go for it.
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Erm...
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Dixis or actual toilets?
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What?
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I saw a Dixi over there.
I don't know.
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- Er, anal or oral?
- You didn't answer my question,
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- so I will not answer yours.
- Answer my question.
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What was your question?
I didn't hear.
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OK, so, hummus or
peanut butter?
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Hummus. Anal or oral?
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You said that before.
You asked...
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You didn't answer it.
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You don't ask the question
twice, so I am.
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Minus point for you.
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Oh, wow!
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So, sunrise or sunset?
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Er...
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Sunset. Having a blow job
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or getting a blow job? Sorry.
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Giving a blow job or having
a blow job given to you?
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I can't... I can't hear you.
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Er...
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- That's a hard one.
- Is it?
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Ha-ha! No pun intended.
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BOTH CHUCKLE
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Ah, let's say both. So, um...
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Are you getting hard?
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I am getting slightly hard,
yeah. Do you wanna...
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- Oh, fuck.
- ..sit back a little?
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No, no. I will crash into
a tree if you touch me.
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OK. Top or bottom?
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Er...
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Oh, we have green light.
Let's go.
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Hello.
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- IN GERMAN: May I have a computer, please?
- IN GERMAN: Hi! Yes. Number ten.
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IN GERMAN:
Thanks!
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I fucking love these places.
They're so '90s.
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- Yeah?
- I remember, like,
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the first cyber internet cafe
in Nottingham
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and I used to have all these
international cyber boyfriends
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and we used to
talk to each other
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in a disgustingly dirty way.
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Oh-ho! So, you jerked off in
public on Windows 95 or what?
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Who do you think I am?
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It was Windows 97.
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Oh. It's Harry Munro.
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Mm.
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Well, hello, nice to meet you,
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Mr Harry Munro.
I'm your biggest fan.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Can I have an autograph?
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No, you can't. It's nice to
meet you too, though, Mr...
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Wait. Let me... Let me guess.
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Daniel?
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Callum?
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No, no, I've got it.
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Adolf.
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HE MOUTHS
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Yes, please.
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It's Johannes.
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Nice to meet you, Mr Johannes.
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OK, so, my flight is at 11pm...
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- Mm.
- ..from Sho-nen-field.
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Sch nefeld.
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From Sho-ne...
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Sch nefeld.
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Sch nefell?
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Sch nefeld.
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- I really couldn't give a shit.
- Oh, OK.
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My flight's at 11pm
from Sch nefeld.
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Sch nefeld.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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I've got, like, a million
e-mails from work.
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Oh.
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I'm not gonna bother
with that now.
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Let me just check one thing.
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Oh, football.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Oh, fuck, yes,
we beat the bastards!
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Don't you like sport?
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Yes, but not football.
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I like elegant sport -
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- for example, gymnastics.
- Mm-hm.
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- Synchronised swimming or...
- Mm-hm.
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I'll show you something.
This is insane.
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- You know about diving?
- Mm.
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And the bodies
of these athletes
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are, like, from another planet.
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Look at this.
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TRIUMPHAL MUSIC PLAYS
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- That's amazing.
- Mm.
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JOHANNES: Shame it was
Nazi propaganda, though.
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Wait - why don't you
like football?
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Oh, you know, 11 idiots running
after a ball and both teams,
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too, are waiting for them
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and you need to put a ball
into a square.
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Like, I think there are
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more interesting things
in the world.
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OK, Mr Black-And-White Films.
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Don't tell me
it wasn't beautiful.
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- It was beautiful.
- I saw you cry.
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I didn't cry.
But it was beautiful.
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It was the reflection
in your glasses.
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OK, shut up.
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OK, what we doing now?
We've got 17 minutes left.
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Hmm...
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Let's make a photo and send it
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out in the universe
of the internet.
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- Boring!
- OK.
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Why don't we do a Chatroulette
instead? That sounds great.
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Chatroulette - what's that?
This website with, um,
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people in front of camera,
like, I don't know,
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- practising fisting...
- Mm-hm.
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- ..and gangbang and stuff?
- Yeah, exactly.
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- OK.
- What we should be doing.
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- Oh, shit.
- What?
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This does not have a computer
camera - that's so annoying.
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- Oh, no.
- I should've known that in 1990
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Well, thank you, Berlin.
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- Wait.
- Sorry.
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I have an idea.
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- Yeah, just...
- What?
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Take your face
and move it like this.
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Hey, be careful.
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Yeah, no, it's...
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- Don't move. That's perfect.
- OK.
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Hmm?
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Oh, just Paint still exist?
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It does indeed.
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Oh, wow!
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So gorgeous.
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Oh, you little bastard.
I look like a football...
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- I'm just drawing what I see.
- ..with Dumbo ears.
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Fuck you. Now it's my turn.
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- Turn and face...
- OK.
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See how Picasso
is drawing this.
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Picasso.
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I like it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's not even funny.
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That's not even funny.
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Let's give it a blue
background.
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Yes.
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- Print.
- Mm.
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So...?
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So?
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Any other amazing ideas?
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Mm, I've got a few on my mind.
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- So, where next?
- We've got the tickets.
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Yes.
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Erm...
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What?
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Did... Did I not put
my bike here?
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Fuck!
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Oh, shit.
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- Erm...
- Erm... OK.
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Sorry.
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OK, we have to go to
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- the police straightaway.
- We can't.
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We're too high to go to
the police. Don't be stupid.
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[Harry tries to read in German.]
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- Oh!
- Sh!
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JOHANNES CHUCKLES
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JOHANNES MOUTHS
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The German language is so sexy.
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Can you just speak to me in
German continuously?
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- Can you, please?
- I forgot all my language.
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You've forgotten all your
language but you know English?
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Yeah, but all the German
is gone.
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It's too much in my head.
Too much...
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Talk anyway...
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IN GERMAN:
Car-wash-ma-chi-ne.
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Herr Müller?
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Hate to watch him go.
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Where were you?
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Fancied a smoke.
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Fair enough.
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It wasn't fun anyway, so...
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What did they say?
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Oh, there were some problems...
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..with my lost wallet,
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so I couldn't give my
personalities and so on.
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- I have to come again.
- Sorry.
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It's fine.
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00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:09,279
Hmm. Please, let's do
something fun.
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- Yes!
- Drink prosecco?
262
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Yes!
263
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,552
- Can we go back a bit, cos...
- OK.
264
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,887
Let me get this straight -
265
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,555
you actually genuinely think
that...
266
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That being gay puts you
267
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in a privileged position
in society?
268
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,394
Yeah, I think we have
both brains develop
269
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,429
and therefore
we have another sensibility.
270
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,165
Oh, my gosh! Is that the same
sensibility as saying,
271
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,766
oh, the same difference
272
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,535
- between lilac and purple...
- Yes.
273
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,903
..or being a master of
fashion at birth?
274
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,238
It's just... No, no.
275
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,507
This is just as stupid
as saying that
276
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,243
every gay loves Barbra
Streisand or Judy Garland
277
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,612
and who the fuck
listens to Judy Garland anyway?
278
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:46,783
Identify split ends in women's
hair. Appreciating small boobs.
279
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,586
Or watching Eurovision Song
Contest as gay revenge...
280
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,488
- Yeah.
- ..for the World Cup.
281
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,789
Yeah, yeah.
Cos all gays masturbate
282
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,358
to the fucking Eurovision.
283
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,693
Is there anything more straight
than the YMCA dance?
284
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,762
♪ YMCA
285
00:19:58,764 --> 00:19:59,331
♪ It's fun to stay at the... ♪
286
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,668
Wow! This is intense.
287
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,470
Yeah.
288
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,372
You know, there is nothing
worse than being
289
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,974
surrounded by businessmen
290
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,243
while you are high
or coming down.
291
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,644
No. No, children.
Children are worse.
292
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,513
Honestly, it's awful. I...
293
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,248
I feel like a paedophile
and at any minute,
294
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,684
someone's gonna
call me out on it.
295
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,685
- Do you ever get that?
- No. Never.
296
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,520
- No?
- No.
297
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,223
But I will rescue you
from that.
298
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,591
We are away from there
any minute.
299
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,594
Mm. Oh, wow!
300
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,797
This is a side of Berlin
that I haven't seen before.
301
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,533
Lots of bankers
and fancy hotels -
302
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,635
the new beating heart
of neoliberalism
303
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,971
and the capital of Europe.
304
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,440
Do you know, I find it cute.
305
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,574
You find neoliberalism cute?
306
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,344
No, kids.
307
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,711
Oh! Fair enough.
308
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,680
You know, my biggest dream
is to become a father.
309
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,350
Your biggest dream
is to become a father?
310
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,850
- Yes.
- Wow!
311
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,719
You want to bring a kid into
this mess of a world
312
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:56,488
- we live in.
- Oh, come on! I mean...
313
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,926
- You think the world is a mess?
- Yeah.
314
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,928
Yeah, yeah,
we are fucking the world up
315
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,564
and the worst thing is that we
think we're doing a lot
316
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,834
by reducing and reusing plastic
and it's not even about that.
317
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,502
It's all about
the big companies
318
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:13,338
and the politicians
who enable them.
319
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,740
Like, I watched a documentary
the other day and it said...
320
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,309
Another documentary - I know.
321
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,911
It was saying that over 70% of
the world's greenhouse gases
322
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,680
come from the word's
biggest 100 companies.
323
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,048
- Yeah?
- We don't need more people.
324
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,450
Yeah, but...
325
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,052
I'm not sharing that thought.
326
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:32,022
I mean, don't you think,
for example,
327
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,892
our child could help the world,
being a better place?
328
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,827
Sorry, did I just hear you say
"our child"?
329
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:41,398
Oh! Yeah, ours, mine, yours.
I mean...
330
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,499
Oh, hello.
331
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,335
Mm.
332
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:44,569
You know what I mean.
333
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,078
So, my mother, you know, she...
334
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,418
..raised me with so much
effort, energy and love...
335
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,090
..that I think I need to pass
that on to somebody, you know?
336
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,393
- That's cute.
- Thank you.
337
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,631
So, if he's a he,
338
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,601
we should call him Julian,
for Julian Assange.
339
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,004
And if she's a she - and she
would definitely be a she -
340
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:21,940
we should call her...
341
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,709
..Cleopatra.
342
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:26,878
What?! That's...
That's ridiculous.
343
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,350
Maria Cleopatra M ller Munro.
344
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,350
No, no, no, no.
345
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,419
Maria Cleopatra Munro M ller.
346
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,888
Maria Cleopatra Munro/M ller,
and here we go.
347
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,790
Yeah. OK, then.
348
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,361
A compromise -
I can work with that, I guess.
349
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,363
- Wie geht es dir?
- Hi.
350
00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:47,708
IN GERMAN:
We are not interested.
351
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,901
One of you guys
sounds British - am I right?
352
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,803
- Yeah, I'm from Devon. And you?
- Nice. Nottingham.
353
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,005
Nice. And you're living here?
354
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:57,674
No, I'm just here on
a weekend break.
355
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,143
How... How about you guys?
356
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,712
I joined the mission about
three months ago
357
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,481
and, er, I'll be...
I'll be here for a year.
358
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,950
Yeah.
359
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,485
So, you're making
new friends or...?
360
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,087
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
361
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:12,858
So, what do you do?
362
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:17,560
We just like to talk to people,
363
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:21,431
answer their questions and...
364
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,466
Do you think we need help?
I don't think so.
365
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:24,169
We don't need help,
to be honest. So...
366
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,537
Hold up, Johannes.
I'm... I'm interested.
367
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,039
I guess my question would be...
368
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,409
I don't know - why?
369
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,177
You guys are young and this,
kind of, seems like,
370
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,012
sort of old-fashioned.
But I get...
371
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,680
If you believe in God,
everyone has the right
372
00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:39,582
to their own faith, but...
373
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,718
I don't know.
Why study an ageing book
374
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,187
that's full of, like,
obnoxious and boring people?
375
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,156
And you must get abuse from
the general public as well.
376
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:49,626
Like, why put yourselves
through that?
377
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,595
Yeah, I understand what you're
saying but we believe that
378
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,166
the people of this world
are suffering from
379
00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:58,201
a lack of faith and religion.
380
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:01,004
Society is becoming, er,
more individualistic.
381
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,140
And...
382
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:08,144
religion is dying and nothing
is there to fill that void.
383
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,746
Yeah, I agree - society's
lost something
384
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,081
that holds us together
385
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,185
and often, religion does a lot
of good things.
386
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:16,453
Like, we see it
at work all the time.
387
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,488
There are so many people that
don't have access
388
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,524
to public health care or
services, like asylum seekers.
389
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,726
And it's often religious people
or religious organisations
390
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,462
that helps them out,
so, yeah, I...
391
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,964
Sounds so cute and interesting,
right?
392
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,000
What about eternal damnation?
Hmm?
393
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,170
I know... I don't think
it will bother you
394
00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,005
but do we have a place
in paradise left for us?
395
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:39,509
God loves all his children.
396
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,545
There are many modern
interpretations of the Bible.
397
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,748
And we believe there is a place
for the both of you in heaven.
398
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,484
Oh, wow! You know what?
399
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,718
I think I'd prefer it in hell,
you know?
400
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,587
Kind of warm and sweaty,
401
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:53,189
a lot of collars and harnesses
402
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:55,558
and rings around
the cocks and...
403
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,694
Really?
You're gonna go there now?
404
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,229
- Yeah. Why not?
- Oh, no. You do you. It's fine.
405
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:02,098
Maybe you just want one?
406
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,702
Oh, yeah, they're always
perfect for a wrap. Thank you.
407
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,706
- Right. OK. Thank you.
- Bye-bye.
408
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,040
Have a lovely day.
409
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:11,576
- You too. Nice to meet you.
- Ciao.
410
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,271
GENTLE PIANO TUNE PLAYS
411
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,180
OK.
412
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,584
You are a Manchego.
413
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,586
As in the cheese?
414
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:59,122
Mm. Kind of intense and hard.
415
00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:01,858
Looks more like Camembert.
416
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,259
I know. They didn't have a
Manchego here but still...
417
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:05,762
Hmm.
418
00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:07,664
OK. Tell me about that and
where we're going with this.
419
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,032
Everybody is a cheese.
420
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,267
Not the cheese you like
421
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:12,936
but you're kind of
human cheese.
422
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,337
There are some people who are
423
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:16,639
toxic and disgusting in a way.
424
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:18,841
They're more like
blue cheese.
425
00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:21,110
And these super-boring
clean boys,
426
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,213
they are more like Babybel.
427
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,081
OK, so, everyone's a cheese?
428
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,184
- Mm-hm.
- OK, let's go with that.
429
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:31,588
And, um, what kind of cheese
would you be?
430
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,325
Like, um, Philadelphia -
soft and sweet?
431
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,260
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm a cheddar.
432
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,329
Yeah, more, like,
433
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:43,132
easy-going and tender.
434
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,367
OK, you've thought about this
for far too long,
435
00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:46,269
far too long. Stop now.
436
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,838
I have two weaknesses -
437
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,941
good food and men,
in that order.
438
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,944
The gospel according to Dolly.
439
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,914
Mm. I can't stand all this
pretentious rubbish.
440
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,750
You see it everywhere
in London.
441
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:05,021
Like, a pop-up vegan bumhole
cum-filled soul-food fusion.
442
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,289
- It's just ridiculous.
- Yeah?
443
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,124
- I don't like it.
- No.
444
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,093
I think it's cool, you know,
to have all these differences -
445
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,762
kind of experimental.
446
00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,731
It's pushing the boundaries.
447
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:17,800
It's bullshit.
OK, first of all,
448
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,102
they rip you off and then they
hand you something
449
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,004
the size of a Mentos.
450
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:24,207
A Mentos.
451
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:27,276
And what's even worse is this,
like, celebrity-chef culture.
452
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,912
Every fucking middle-class
person in the UK has
453
00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:32,915
a copy of Ottolenghi's
cookbook for £20,
454
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,752
and then they spend £50
on the fucking ingredients
455
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,087
that they can't find
anywhere else,
456
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:41,658
like sheep testicles marinated
in a bed of babies' tears.
457
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,693
Gold saffron. All this shit
that you can never find...
458
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:45,228
I don't know what you're
talking about.
459
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,132
I'm sorry. Rant over.
460
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,135
So, what we gonna do -
dine and dash?
461
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,971
When and what?
462
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,973
You've lost your wallet,
so I'm guessing
463
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:58,941
all of this is on me, right?
464
00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:02,745
This is on the city of Berlin.
465
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,114
How is the city of Berlin
funding our date?
466
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:07,717
So, we went through
the back yard,
467
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:10,420
and I've detected
some blind spots
468
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,224
where we are invisible
for the reception, so...
469
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:18,094
behave and then
everything will be fine.
470
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,396
Hmm - if we behave,
everything will be fine.
471
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:21,232
Isn't that sweet?
472
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,400
Do you take all your
one-night stands here
473
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:26,402
to make them feel special?
474
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:30,909
No. I try to not come in here
more than once a month,
475
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,846
Yeah, and the other thing -
I'm not doing it at all.
476
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:37,382
Yeah, right.
477
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:02,739
Mm-hm. What the fuck
are you doing?
478
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,108
Are you giving me a footsie
with your cheap shoes?
479
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,976
Mm.
480
00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:09,479
Oh, hello. Ooh!
481
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,315
- Mm. Mm!
- Stop it.
482
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,817
You're ruining my trousers, OK?
483
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:17,386
It's a dirty business.
484
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:19,756
And I'll get us a dessert now.
485
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,226
Mm! Sit down.
I'll get this one.
486
00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:27,031
THEY CHUCKLE
487
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,977
So, what are you doing?
488
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:45,014
Hmm? I'm... enjoying
a continental breakfast
489
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:48,417
while stroking the crotch
of a cute German boy.
490
00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:51,053
No, no, I mean
in ordinary life.
491
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:53,823
Oh, I'm... I'm a doctor.
492
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,958
Oh, what?
No, I don't believe you.
493
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,794
Why not?
494
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,530
I mean, the circumstances
we met?
495
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,865
You don't give off
the doctor vibe so much.
496
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:05,401
OK, and what is
the doctor vibe?
497
00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:09,272
Fuck! When you were talking
about work, work, work, work,
498
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:13,509
I was imagining you, like,
working in a factory or,
499
00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:17,146
I don't know, as a butcher
cutting meat in thin slices
500
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:21,417
with an overall, gloves and
a hairnet and things like that.
501
00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:24,153
OK, I guess it's the same sort
of uniform, but...
502
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,123
OK, wow!
503
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:30,193
You know what?
I always find this weird.
504
00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:32,862
Whenever I tell someone
I'm a doctor, I always get this
505
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:35,364
same sort of reaction,
like I should be proud
506
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,099
that I'm some
sort of an elitist.
507
00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:38,467
I should be waving
like the Queen.
508
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,238
Like, "Oh, look at me.
Hello, hello."
509
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,072
So, what are you doing?
510
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:45,875
I am a junior doctor
working in A and E.
511
00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:47,610
A and E?
512
00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,147
It's like...
the emergency room.
513
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:51,416
OK.
514
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,587
So, how many lives
did you save recently?
515
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,322
Can we not talk about that?
I didn't come to Berlin
516
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:01,157
to talk about work, work, work.
517
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,159
Sorry.
518
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:06,996
But... wow! I mean,
519
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:07,532
you've got your shit together.
I mean...
520
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,200
Your parents must be proud.
521
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,970
Mm. They're, um, unhappy,
but...
522
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:15,171
BELL RINGS
523
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:15,607
..extremely proud.
524
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,143
We should move on.
525
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,046
Oh, shit, all right.
526
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,530
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
THROUGH EARPHONES
527
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:35,418
THEY CHUCKLE
528
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,521
- So close.
- Sorry.
529
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,246
You know, I think this is the
first time I've been on a date
530
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:05,583
without using Grindr or Tinder
or anything like that.
531
00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:16,993
I haven't been on any
Tinder date, to be honest.
532
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,695
Really? Well, how about Grindr?
533
00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:22,498
Mm. I mean, I downloaded
the app for a while
534
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,669
but I got bored of it
straightaway. And...
535
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,072
Yeah, I don't know, for me
it's like cock shopping.
536
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:35,745
Decent 24cm XXL top
says "hi".
537
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:39,315
Or Super Sucker, 22,
is texting you,
538
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,183
"Hi, wanna come over
and suck my dick?"
539
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,619
And...
540
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:46,290
Is there a more sophisticated
way to find sex?
541
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,259
Oh, my God. OK. Firstly,
542
00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:52,795
I don't think that sex has to
be sophisticated.
543
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:56,132
I mean, do you? And moreover,
I think you're generally just,
544
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,267
like, clutching at straws.
I don't think it's that bad.
545
00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,604
I... Like, it's not always
like that, you know?
546
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,073
Well, then...
547
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,241
..show me your profile.
548
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,045
OK. Here we go.
549
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,580
- I'm surprised.
- Hmm?
550
00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:12,748
The first one's actually
quite cool.
551
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,283
Thank you.
552
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,186
OK. Let's continue.
553
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,157
- Topless. Sure.
- Mm.
554
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,093
Here we go. Football!
555
00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:27,196
Yes! Sure.
556
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,665
And, wow! The doctor fetish.
557
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,667
- In a lab coat.
- Mm-hm.
558
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:33,402
- OK, how about Grindr?
- Mm.
559
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,105
OK, Grindr.
560
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,312
OK, I think it's enough.
561
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,679
Thought it might be
too much for you.
562
00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:46,148
This is nothing for me.
563
00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:46,551
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
564
00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,788
But, you know,
it's not that bad, Grindr.
565
00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:54,356
If it wasn't for Grindr,
I wouldn't
566
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:56,125
be able to have sex -
simple as.
567
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,394
- That sucks.
- Why does it suck?
568
00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,362
Because... you don't meet people
in a different way? That's...
569
00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:02,698
- It's not...
- ..bad.
570
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,732
It's not the how -
it's the what.
571
00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:06,168
OK.
572
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:09,305
You know, with Tinder, you can
be more classy and gentle.
573
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,273
Wow!
574
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,175
On average, it takes me five
glasses of wine
575
00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:14,543
and I can get drunk and sleep
with someone,
576
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,812
whereas with Grindr, it's...
577
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:17,849
It's kind of the same
but with less chat.
578
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:25,256
You know, honestly,
I scare myself sometimes.
579
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:31,160
I-I go to work and I sleep with
a random guy
580
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:32,296
and it satisfies me for, like,
5, 10, 15 minutes
581
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,563
and then I just...
582
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:35,333
come and I feel...
583
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:40,402
..disgusting.
584
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:41,606
It's like I just wanna
chop my dick off, you know?
585
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:53,749
OK, so, I have an idea.
586
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,152
- Let's play a game.
- OK.
587
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,454
The game's about guessing
588
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,589
what profession the people
we see have.
589
00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:02,258
- How exciting.
- OK.
590
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,528
Yeah? I'll start. Um...
591
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,430
This guy over there.
What's his profession?
592
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,666
- What's his profession?
- Yeah.
593
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,668
I think he works in
genetic mutations.
594
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,671
What is that?
595
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:16,641
When you, like,
modify the DNA of, like...
596
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,610
- ..stuff.
- OK.
597
00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:22,813
Genetically modified tomatoes.
598
00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:26,682
What about...
599
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:27,218
those three over there?
600
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,554
Oh! They're like a family,
601
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:32,788
like the royal family
of Berlin.
602
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:35,791
- OK.
- But...
603
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,327
they had a huge fight,
you know?
604
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:39,562
Like, they're actually
not liking each other.
605
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,397
Oh.
606
00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,334
And the man
slept with the sister.
607
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,968
Oh, wow!
608
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,437
What about those two there?
609
00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:50,239
- Oh, wow.
- Mm.
610
00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:51,874
- The kiss is kind of intense.
- Yeah.
611
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,376
Bit much, isn't it?
612
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,580
WHISPERING: Wait a minute.
Is he fingering her?
613
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,481
There might be a cheeky
finger going in there.
614
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,283
- It's kind of gross.
- No, it's...
615
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:03,552
- It's kind of good.
- No.
616
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,321
Come on, it's cos they just
only met each other
617
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:06,956
and they're in love.
In a few months,
618
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:07,925
they'll have forgotten
each other completely.
619
00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:11,827
Yeah. And then they end up like
this couple over there.
620
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:13,662
Oh, my God!
621
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:15,264
Barely looking at each other
and talking.
622
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,633
- That's so sad.
- No! It's cool.
623
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:18,968
If I end up like that, like,
kill me. Like, no, thanks.
624
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,403
No, that's actually...
625
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,239
- Why? It's a victory of love.
- Oh, God.
626
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:23,774
Probably they're not in the...
627
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,278
..start of, I don't know, their
relationship or something.
628
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,647
But still, it's like another
fire burning, you know?
629
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:32,982
The silence is sexy.
630
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,817
- Really?
- Yeah.
631
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,752
I would rather be
them than them.
632
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,921
That just looks so boring.
They look just sad.
633
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,457
I'd rather be like those two
than those two. It's just...
634
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,692
Well, OK. Well, I find it
beautiful, though.
635
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,962
You know, my parents are
like that and it's...
636
00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:48,464
You don't have to speak
about everything
637
00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:50,299
all the time, you know?
638
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,768
It's only about love for them
639
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,471
and, therefore,
this is beautiful.
640
00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:56,839
If you say so.
641
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,007
- OK.
- How about you?
642
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,042
Mm.
643
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:01,443
What do you do?
644
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,645
What do I do?
645
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:04,013
- Yeah.
- I dance.
646
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:04,949
- Really?
- Yes.
647
00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:09,051
And I deliver food by bike, OK?
648
00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:11,287
That's so cool.
That you dance, I mean.
649
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,721
- That's really cool.
- Thank you.
650
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:14,358
- Good for you.
- Erm... You know, I'm...
651
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:17,660
My sister was going to dance
class when we were younger...
652
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:20,462
- Mm-hm.
- And this is, like,
653
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:23,565
a memory that is, like, burned
into my head like yesterday.
654
00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:25,934
And I remember my mother took
me one day, with her,
655
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:29,938
and when I entered
that dancing classroom,
656
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:31,840
there was, like,
this old lady teaching.
657
00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:33,809
And she looked like she...
658
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,879
I don't know, older than my
grandma, sort of thing.
659
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,516
But she could move.
And when she started dancing...
660
00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:43,552
I don't know -
it was just like...
661
00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:44,953
Wow!
662
00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:49,091
She could move in ways
663
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,560
that were so pure and
so beautiful, you know?
664
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:55,331
Since then,
I'm obsessed with it.
665
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,066
Like... Oh,
that's the thing I want to do.
666
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:57,868
Mm.
667
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:01,370
And what kind of dance
do you do?
668
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:02,340
Er... Whoa!
669
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,975
Look at the prosecco.
670
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:09,011
Er, I do contemporary.
671
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,813
And a bit of physical theatre,
though.
672
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:13,082
I'm totally into Pina Bausch.
673
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,352
You know her? She's amazing.
And DV8.
674
00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:17,119
Never heard of it. I don't know
why I asked. Sorry.
675
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,521
Ah, you have to watch them.
676
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,090
They have, like, a lot of
videos on the internet,
677
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,791
and they are so amazing.
678
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:23,627
What they express
with their bodies...
679
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,963
- Unbelievable.
- I kind of wanna see.
680
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:29,565
- What?
- You dance.
681
00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,533
- No.
- Yeah. Go on.
682
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:32,634
- No.
- Why not?
683
00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:33,604
No way. I'm... No.
684
00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:39,875
Because I'm high and...
685
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,011
And, I don't know, I'm, like...
686
00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:49,153
Well, because of you.
687
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,992
I hate to say it but I don't
think we're gonna get
688
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,094
another chance for this,
so I think... you should
689
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,164
actually just stand up
and dance right now.
690
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,968
Come on. Like, I might never,
ever see you.
691
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,070
- I don't do those things.
- Come on, you have to dance.
692
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,572
- No, I'm not dancing.
- Please. Just do it for...
693
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,674
Live life. Like, "I should
have danced that day."
694
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:14,977
- Leave me alone!
- Come on. Just do it.
695
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,044
I know you want to.
You can tell you want to.
696
00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:16,647
Show me what you can do.
697
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:23,986
OK.
698
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:24,755
OK, correct answer.
699
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:31,562
Yeah, that's really fit.
700
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,735
I don't think so. I'm not...
701
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:40,538
No, I don't... That's...
702
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:45,709
HARRY CLEARS THROAT
703
00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,929
PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD
704
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,965
Do you think this is joy?
705
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,633
What?
706
00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:52,102
This feeling.
707
00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:55,873
Pure joy, baby.
708
00:42:58,108 --> 00:43:00,075
You're probably still high.
709
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,243
No. I think I'm coming down,
actually,
710
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,011
so I don't think it's...
711
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,746
I don't think it's that.
712
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:07,916
I'm thinking about this
a lot lately, you know?
713
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:11,887
Like, the difference
between joy, pure joy,
714
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,122
and the one you get from drugs.
715
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,058
Like, they feel so similar
716
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:20,095
but there must be some sort of
difference.
717
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:23,599
You know, can we experience joy
by popping a pill?
718
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,634
All right, Socrates. Well...
719
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:26,902
yeah, why not?
720
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:29,171
No, no, no. I-I...
721
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,807
don't think it should come
that easy, you know?
722
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,911
Things like that
are reserved for love.
723
00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:40,048
OK. Erm...
724
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:41,850
I fall in love
as often as I get high.
725
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:44,152
Really?
726
00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:46,755
Yeah, the bus driver, the cute
guy who serves me coffee,
727
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,357
the old lady on my street
who only wears reds.
728
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:49,291
No, that's not what
I'm talking about.
729
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,327
OK. Why?
730
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:54,296
Like, society tells us who
we can fall in love with
731
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:56,131
and how we should fall in love
with them,
732
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,133
but we can fall in love
with anyone.
733
00:43:58,135 --> 00:43:59,768
Like, why can't we just fall
in love with anyone?
734
00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:01,203
- That's...
- Be shit.
735
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,005
Yeah, and it kind of works.
It be shit.
736
00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:04,673
- It works, it works.
- No, no, this is not the love
737
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:06,408
I'm talking about, you know?
738
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,410
This is... This is love your
neighbours,
739
00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:10,779
love your community,
love humanity, OK?
740
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:12,781
This is general love.
741
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:15,751
I'm talking about love
between two persons.
742
00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:18,086
Like, it gets possessive,
it gets hard.
743
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:19,988
It's fucking painful.
744
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,757
You know? You...
745
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:23,725
You get inspired by a person
746
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:25,293
so much that he moves,
you do things,
747
00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:28,196
that you... That you...
748
00:44:28,198 --> 00:44:29,931
You can't get this person
out of your mind.
749
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:32,267
He's, like, stuck in here
and...
750
00:44:32,269 --> 00:44:35,437
in your dreams
and you connect that
751
00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:39,741
to everything in your complete
life, and you end up, also,
752
00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:42,811
thinking of the possibility
that this could last forever.
753
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,312
You know what I mean?
754
00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:47,349
Honestly? I've never
experienced that.
755
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,085
Really? You were never in love?
756
00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,890
No. Not by your definition,
anyway.
757
00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:06,101
I mean, when I was younger,
I thought
758
00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,804
I was in love with people
but from afar, but, like...
759
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,939
I guess when I was in year two,
I kissed my best friend.
760
00:45:10,941 --> 00:45:12,274
But usually, I just go on
Grindr
761
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:13,475
and I fuck guys
and that's my life.
762
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,477
I work, work, work, eat, fuck,
763
00:45:15,479 --> 00:45:17,212
work, work, work.
Eat, fuck, work, work, work,
764
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,247
- and that's fine with me.
- Yeah, well...
765
00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:20,716
- It works for me.
- ..this is, like, the norm
766
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,351
in gay community, you know?
767
00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:26,855
To be sexually free,
to have this instable libido,
768
00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:28,323
but this is not my drive.
769
00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:31,159
You know? I like...
770
00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:33,862
It's not that I'm not
enjoying sex, you know?
771
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,898
But I want to fuck the person
I love
772
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,101
and I trust, and this brings it
to another level, you know?
773
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,070
Then you are...
774
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,739
You're noticing all
the things in between.
775
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,173
It's not only about coming -
776
00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:48,176
it's about worshipping
each other,
777
00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:51,747
being valued
and to not be alone.
778
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:54,116
No, that's fine and that's good
for you but that's probably cos
779
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,084
you grew up in a household
with love,
780
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,786
and whose family got along
and parents loved each other.
781
00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,488
We don't have all that.
782
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,323
I don't think it's about
only the parents.
783
00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:02,991
I think it's also
tied up to masculinity,
784
00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:05,260
the gay community, you know?
785
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:09,965
That we are... We prove to each
other our virility and...
786
00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:12,367
Then, I don't know,
we just want to prove
787
00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:14,238
that we are as much a man
as a straight man.
788
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:17,372
And there I get confused.
789
00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:21,076
I don't think it's an
expectation - I just... need it.
790
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:22,444
- Need what?
- Like, fucking for me...
791
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,146
- Well, fucking.
- OK. Oh, wow.
792
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,181
It's a release for me.
I just...
793
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,849
You know, I've never been in
a relationship
794
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:30,418
or anything like that, but I...
795
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,087
I just can't fuck the same guy
more than once, you know?
796
00:46:32,089 --> 00:46:34,456
And it...
797
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,992
It gets to the point where I
have to fuck different guys
798
00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:39,027
at different times,
as many times as possible.
799
00:46:39,029 --> 00:46:40,562
I think it's also about
rejecting the hetero norms.
800
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:42,330
- Mm.
- Like, that's it.
801
00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:44,166
I just can't fuck
the guy same...
802
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:45,102
- The same guy more than once.
- Yeah.
803
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:55,944
OK, here we are, but I have to
ask you to put your shoes off.
804
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:58,079
Of course I can
take my shoes off.
805
00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:00,248
And the socks if you want
but it's not necessary.
806
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,150
I'll leave my socks on
if that's OK.
807
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,019
Yeah, leave them on,
you amateur.
808
00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:06,054
Wow! Wow!
809
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:08,223
Wow!
810
00:47:08,225 --> 00:47:11,526
It has its own dance studio.
Check out the floor -
811
00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:13,562
- isn't it amazing?
- Is that...?
812
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:14,563
The ash wood - it wouldn't
be... It would be better.
813
00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:16,565
OK.
814
00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,400
Erm, I think it's time for...
815
00:47:18,402 --> 00:47:19,369
- What?
- You.
816
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,039
- Do what?
- I think you should...
817
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,174
I think you should dance
for me.
818
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,843
I told you before -
I'm not going to do it.
819
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,578
- No? Come on. Please.
- No.
820
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:32,848
- No.
- Pretty, pretty please.
821
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,449
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Why not?
822
00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:37,485
I didn't ask you to operate me
or something, you know?
823
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:39,087
You don't need an operation.
824
00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:42,090
No. I'm not going to do it.
825
00:47:42,092 --> 00:47:44,259
If you need an operation,
I will operate on you happily.
826
00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:45,460
Not on your free time.
827
00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:47,264
OK. OK, OK.
828
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,365
Well...
829
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,967
I'm just going to ask
one more time -
830
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:53,635
will you dance for me,
please?
831
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,471
I would really, really like it
if you dance for me.
832
00:47:56,506 --> 00:47:58,073
No.
JOHANNES CHUCKLES
833
00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:58,642
Fine.
834
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:02,012
I'll dance for you, then.
835
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,548
Are you sure you want
to do that?
836
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,917
Yeah. Yeah, I will. I'm gonna
use those Hula Hoops over there
837
00:48:08,919 --> 00:48:10,151
and I'm gonna dance for you,
if that's OK.
838
00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:11,419
Feel free.
839
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:12,155
HARRY CLEARS THROAT
840
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,123
Oh, God, no!
841
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,895
Ah! Ah!
842
00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:28,470
Oh.
HARRY CLEARS THROAT
843
00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:29,905
Next.
844
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,073
THEY CHUCKLE
845
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,109
Oh, there we go.
We're getting it, getting it.
846
00:48:34,111 --> 00:48:35,510
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.
847
00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:37,581
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
848
00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:42,284
- Oh, be careful!
- Oh!
849
00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,252
OK. That was... a surprise.
850
00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,287
JOHANNES CHUCKLES
851
00:48:45,289 --> 00:48:46,256
Sh, sh, sh.
852
00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:56,700
Hmm.
853
00:49:08,412 --> 00:49:10,712
Oh, wow! You know, I find
this architecture fascinating.
854
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:12,247
I think it's crazy how
something so ugly
855
00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,582
can be just so romantic.
It's...
856
00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:19,554
I think it's a little more than
romantic. It's idealistic.
857
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:21,358
It is somehow melancholic
in its own way, and utopic.
858
00:49:36,506 --> 00:49:38,273
You know, seeing all these
trains makes me realise
859
00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:39,574
that I have to go back to work.
860
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,676
Fuck!
861
00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:43,278
Why do you hate your work
so much?
862
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,380
I'm fed up, Johannes.
863
00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:47,215
You get to do what you love
and that's great,
864
00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:49,284
but maybe you don't
make enough money,
865
00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:51,119
or you won't be able to afford
your own house until you're 50
866
00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:52,255
at least, or if... ever.
867
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,358
Thank you for that.
868
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,160
It's not about that. The most
important things in life is...
869
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:01,029
to be able to do whatever you
want or to...
870
00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:03,031
To be with who you want
to be. Like...
871
00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:05,433
Like this now.
872
00:50:05,435 --> 00:50:08,336
So, why, then,
don't you do whatever you want?
873
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:10,238
I don't know what
I want to fucking do.
874
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,407
I don't know what I want
to do tomorrow. Like,
875
00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:14,676
you won't believe the amount of
times I said that I will
876
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,212
go into work and quit my job
and blah, blah, blah. Like,
877
00:50:17,214 --> 00:50:19,647
in January I said that I would
become a person who helps
878
00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:22,017
inmates get back into society.
879
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,019
And then I decided
I'd make cheese.
880
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,254
Cos who doesn't love cheese?
I could make Cheddar cheese,
881
00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:28,523
Halloumi cheese. All kinds
of cheese. And then...
882
00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,259
I said to myself I would become
a cleft-palate surgeon and help
883
00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:32,560
children who are born with
cleft palates get rid of them.
884
00:50:32,562 --> 00:50:34,029
HORN HONKS
885
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,163
- And then...
- Wow!
886
00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:37,465
Bloody hell! Germany!
887
00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:39,567
And then I said to myself
I would
888
00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:41,669
become a tree surgeon,
you know?
889
00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:44,072
Because I watched a documentary
about tree surgery
890
00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:46,141
and those people are great
and they help trees
891
00:50:46,143 --> 00:50:48,243
and it's just so exciting.
And then, do you know what?
892
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,578
All these people who can't get
abortions in the world
893
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,048
who want to have abortions.
I thought I'd become, like,
894
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,516
someone who can stand up for
them and help them and then...
895
00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:56,818
Wh-What's so funny?
896
00:50:56,820 --> 00:51:00,588
I'm sorry - it's just...
you sound so neurotic.
897
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:03,658
Come on - with cheese
and trees...
898
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:06,494
I just... Ever since I
learned about the world,
899
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,630
I've wanted to change the
world, but what do I do?
900
00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:11,232
I just come to Berlin for
three days to get high on 2CB.
901
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:15,737
2C-what? I mean, feeling guilty
will not help you or the world.
902
00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,541
2CB is just like M
but a bit more trippy.
903
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,612
How did you do it? How did you
find your passion and be happy?
904
00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:28,216
To be honest, I'm not...
905
00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:29,553
Not really completely happy
with what I'm doing.
906
00:51:33,723 --> 00:51:36,491
I think nobody is, but, yeah,
I think... Yeah, I don't know,
907
00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:38,726
we all search for
the state of happiness
908
00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:41,129
but we can actually not
find it. It's probably unreal.
909
00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:42,564
But you know what
the problem is?
910
00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:44,632
It's actually...
911
00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:47,435
Maybe you will never find
what makes you happy.
912
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:49,671
Or maybe you will
never find someone
913
00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,840
who will tell you what
happiness is.
914
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,508
But I think this is OK.
You know?
915
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:56,544
What I'm trying is...
916
00:51:56,546 --> 00:51:58,313
I know what I have
to do tomorrow
917
00:51:58,315 --> 00:51:59,716
and I try to enjoy that
as much as possible.
918
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,553
My God, you are literally
so inspiring.
919
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:10,191
Like, I'd love to be able
to walk into work tomorrow
920
00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:12,293
and just say "bye" to everyone.
921
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:16,264
Just be like,
"I'm going. I'm gone."
922
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,833
But, like, do it in, like,
a big massive, like, musical,
923
00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:20,902
kind of Bollywood-fashion way,
you know, with all the songs
924
00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:23,705
- and dances and, like, "Ah!"
- Yeah.
925
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:26,608
That would be absolutely great.
926
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:29,579
I can picture that 100%,
to be honest.
927
00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:34,618
You know, and...
928
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:38,486
And then what?
929
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:38,855
What do you mean?
930
00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:40,924
Like...
931
00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:45,795
Look at you and me.
932
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:49,733
Harry... I have a boyfriend.
933
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:53,503
Oh.
934
00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:02,345
Hm.
935
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,417
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
936
00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:11,219
- No.
- Come on.
937
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:13,588
What is...? No.
938
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,757
- Come on. We're taking a photo.
- No, please!
939
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:17,258
I've decided we're doing this,
so we're doing this.
940
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:17,794
Just get in.
941
00:53:22,232 --> 00:53:23,500
- How much is it? Two euros?
- For real?
942
00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,240
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
943
00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:32,576
I've got...
944
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:56,397
So, I have a boyfriend,
it's true.
945
00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:57,632
- That's all right.
- But you know what?
946
00:53:57,634 --> 00:53:59,634
This is true too.
947
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,369
It's fine.
948
00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:01,938
OK.
949
00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:05,942
Does, erm...
950
00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:10,245
Does he know
that you're doing this?
951
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:10,814
No.
952
00:54:13,783 --> 00:54:15,416
But we have an
open relationship, so...
953
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:16,684
Oh, how's that going for you?
954
00:54:16,686 --> 00:54:18,586
Lots of chemsex
and threesomes?
955
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,588
Are you sure you are all right?
956
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,557
Yes. I'm sure I'm all right.
Why wouldn't I be all right?
957
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:24,692
Do I look fine to you?
Do I look upset to you?
958
00:54:24,694 --> 00:54:26,494
I'm completely fine.
I don't give a shit.
959
00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:28,830
I don't care if you are married
960
00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:30,698
and have one of those
little shitty dogs
961
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:31,334
and like to take them
on walks in parks
962
00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:33,968
and play
happy fucking families.
963
00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:34,904
I don't... I don't care.
Why would I care?
964
00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:43,911
Why did you tell me this after
spending ten hours with me?
965
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:44,347
Did you feel sorry for me
966
00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:47,482
because I said that I wanted
to chop my dick off
967
00:54:47,484 --> 00:54:49,951
- or something like that?
- No. No. It's not that.
968
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,319
I... I just didn't find
the right moment. I'm sorry.
969
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:51,921
Great.
970
00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:55,058
Fucking great.
971
00:54:59,929 --> 00:55:00,764
And how is he?
972
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,502
- He's OK.
- He's OK.
973
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,437
Isn't that great?
974
00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:11,372
Well, if that's love,
then I don't want
975
00:55:11,374 --> 00:55:13,875
anything to do with that,
thank you very much.
976
00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:16,944
Let's say the relationship is
more open to him than for me.
977
00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:18,913
What does that mean?
978
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:21,482
That means he wanted
an open relationship.
979
00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:23,484
- Mm.
- As you were saying before,
980
00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:25,520
because he needs to fuck around
all the time.
981
00:55:25,522 --> 00:55:28,056
And...
982
00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:28,858
I'm cool with it
as long as he loves me.
983
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:33,728
But I... I don't
need to fuck around.
984
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:35,530
OK, so you're happy with him
being able to fuck
985
00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:38,366
anyone he wants to
and still loving you,
986
00:55:38,368 --> 00:55:40,368
while you don't get to fuck
anyone else and you love him?
987
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:41,636
Why don't you just
fuck more people?
988
00:55:41,638 --> 00:55:43,705
Because I'm OK
fucking just him.
989
00:55:43,707 --> 00:55:45,807
Really? How about the other
way round?
990
00:55:45,809 --> 00:55:47,410
Are you happy with that? That
he gets to fuck random people?
991
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,816
I accept his rules, OK?
I need to trust him.
992
00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:57,354
Oh, wow! You accept his rules,
you need to trust him?
993
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,788
I'm not the best person about
knowing about relationships
994
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,924
but I know trust doesn't
work like that.
995
00:56:02,926 --> 00:56:06,127
You trust because you just
trust, not because you need to.
996
00:56:06,129 --> 00:56:08,730
Like, way, way back in the day,
when we were
997
00:56:08,732 --> 00:56:10,798
living in caves, still,
everyone was polyamorous.
998
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,867
Everyone just
fucked around with everyone
999
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:13,368
and that was just
the way that it was.
1000
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:17,672
The only reason why it stopped
is because of STDs on the rise,
1001
00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:20,041
killing people off. So, if you
look at it, back in the past,
1002
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,144
our basic function
was just to...
1003
00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:24,379
To fuck everyone,
just like most animals.
1004
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,448
Yeah, and this is bullshit,
you know?
1005
00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:30,518
OK, I agree with you that we
are polyamorous by nature.
1006
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,787
But it's not about health.
1007
00:56:32,789 --> 00:56:35,056
We live in a monogamous world,
OK, because of religion.
1008
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,091
Religion claimed
the traditional family.
1009
00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:38,726
- Religion?
- Yes, religion.
1010
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:40,595
OK, what about
Muslims and Mormons?
1011
00:56:40,597 --> 00:56:42,096
Yeah, OK,
bullshit right again there.
1012
00:56:42,098 --> 00:56:44,966
- OK, so...
- OK, one man fucks ten women.
1013
00:56:44,968 --> 00:56:47,568
Tell me - did these women
choose polygamous conditions?
1014
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:49,604
And, anyway,
I understand our nature.
1015
00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:51,773
But I cannot accept it.
You know why?
1016
00:56:51,775 --> 00:56:53,908
Because I was raised in
a fucking traditional family.
1017
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:56,010
- Mm.
- Yeah, where happiness
1018
00:56:56,012 --> 00:56:58,946
means two people together.
So simple as that.
1019
00:56:58,948 --> 00:57:01,816
And then I have all my friends,
you know? Sexually free.
1020
00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:04,986
Having free sex,
all of that shit.
1021
00:57:04,988 --> 00:57:08,956
And there am I, here,
feeling different.
1022
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,658
- And then I have Klaus, OK?
- Klaus?
1023
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:11,161
- Klaus is my boyfriend.
- Oh, great.
1024
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,661
And he wants
an open relationship,
1025
00:57:13,663 --> 00:57:15,930
so why not have it?
1026
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:17,434
You know, I'm gay,
so I should, right?
1027
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:22,069
Because it's super-cool to have
an open relationship, it's...
1028
00:57:22,071 --> 00:57:24,539
Everybody has it.
1029
00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:27,575
So if I'm not doing this,
I am the fucking weirdo.
1030
00:57:27,577 --> 00:57:29,811
And this is... And then...
I don't know.
1031
00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:31,813
I don't know why
I'm lying to myself.
1032
00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:33,714
If you don't want to do it,
then just don't do it.
1033
00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:35,516
Yeah, why don't you just cut
off your dick
1034
00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:36,186
with a knife, then?
It's so easy, right?
1035
00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:49,165
Call me stupid
but I didn't expect this.
1036
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:53,668
I'm sorry - I just started to
believe it, you know?
1037
00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:55,670
Fucking fool.
1038
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:56,139
So did I.
1039
00:57:59,175 --> 00:58:00,076
I have an idea.
1040
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,910
PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD
1041
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,190
Hmm.
1042
00:58:49,559 --> 00:58:52,226
So... what do you want
from life?
1043
00:58:52,228 --> 00:58:53,096
Ooh.
1044
00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:57,598
That's a deep question.
1045
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,801
Really... goes far down.
1046
00:59:00,803 --> 00:59:01,671
Can still jump, you know.
1047
00:59:06,175 --> 00:59:07,176
I don't know. I guess...
1048
00:59:09,746 --> 00:59:11,879
I guess I want to be
able to see my family
1049
00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:13,917
and know that it's not the last
time I'm gonna see them.
1050
00:59:19,255 --> 00:59:23,024
I wanna be able to sit with
the worst posture in the world
1051
00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:25,261
and... not have to worry
about my back in 30 years.
1052
00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:32,567
I guess I also wanna
be able to, like,
1053
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,070
spend money without worrying
about running out.
1054
00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:39,006
To always be in the plus and
not have to worry
1055
00:59:39,008 --> 00:59:40,675
about rent or
anything like that.
1056
00:59:40,677 --> 00:59:41,210
BELL RINGS
1057
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:44,178
Fuck! What's that?
1058
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,747
Calm down.
It's just... my alarm clock.
1059
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:48,583
Fuck, it's...
Why is it so fucking loud?
1060
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,217
JOHANNES GIGGLES
1061
00:59:50,219 --> 00:59:52,587
What is this?!
1062
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,322
What's wrong with this? It's
so I don't miss my flights.
1063
00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,891
Yeah, I mean,
we have phones nowadays.
1064
00:59:56,893 --> 00:59:59,327
Yeah, I have a tendency to lose
my phone, so I bought this.
1065
00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:01,062
It's big, it's ugly
and I never lose it.
1066
01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:03,230
- Bibi Blocksberg?
- What's wrong with that?
1067
01:00:03,232 --> 01:00:05,032
- You fucking kidding me?
- Nothing wrong with that.
1068
01:00:05,034 --> 01:00:06,367
You know,
if I would be a thief,
1069
01:00:06,369 --> 01:00:08,669
I would return it straightaway.
1070
01:00:08,671 --> 01:00:09,937
That's the point of it, you
know? It's meant to be...
1071
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:10,938
like that.
1072
01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:11,708
Oh!
1073
01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:18,247
PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD
1074
01:00:26,889 --> 01:00:27,724
That'll be me soon, I guess.
1075
01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:09,899
So, um...
1076
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:14,303
This is it?
1077
01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:20,141
Time's up.
1078
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:22,309
Well, I have to be at the
airport in three hours, so...
1079
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:23,146
Hmm.
1080
01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:34,891
Do you want to see
my apartment?
1081
01:01:38,828 --> 01:01:39,462
Really?
1082
01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:44,331
I don't know. It's...
1083
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:45,134
OK.
1084
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,738
Hmm.
1085
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,406
Usually, I would say "yes"
1086
01:01:52,408 --> 01:01:54,008
and it wouldn't even be
a question, but with...
1087
01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:55,311
I don't... You know?
1088
01:01:58,481 --> 01:01:59,248
Mm-hm.
1089
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:04,487
I can show you my kitchen.
1090
01:02:06,823 --> 01:02:07,423
Photos and...
1091
01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:10,159
Give you a massage.
1092
01:02:11,861 --> 01:02:12,729
Massage.
1093
01:02:28,811 --> 01:02:29,846
- You OK?
- Yes.
1094
01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:33,316
- Mm.
- Mm.
1095
01:06:52,775 --> 01:06:54,143
PHONE VIBRATES
1096
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:06,322
JOHANNES MURMURS SOFTLY
1097
01:07:54,875 --> 01:08:00,917
IN GERMAN: This is the S9 train
to Schönefeld airport.
1098
01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:05,381
BLEEPING
1099
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,656
BLEEPING
1100
01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:41,350
MUSIC PLAYS
1101
01:09:09,545 --> 01:09:10,179
GRINDR MESSAGE ALERT
1102
01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:31,592
♪ Please don't go
1103
01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:33,696
♪ Please don't go
Babe, I love you so
1104
01:10:36,632 --> 01:10:37,566
♪ And I want you to know
1105
01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:41,401
♪ That I'm
1106
01:10:41,403 --> 01:10:44,338
♪ Gonna miss your love
1107
01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:47,307
♪ The minute
you walk out that door
1108
01:10:47,309 --> 01:11:19,940
♪ Please don't go
1109
01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:22,044
♪ Please don't go
Babe, I love you so
1110
01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:25,948
♪ And I want you to know
1111
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,616
♪ That I'm
1112
01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:32,686
♪ Gonna miss your love
1113
01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:35,756
♪ The minute you walk out
that door
1114
01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:37,891
♪ Please don't go
1115
01:11:37,893 --> 01:11:41,328
♪ Don't go
1116
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:43,764
♪ Don't go away
1117
01:11:43,766 --> 01:11:45,899
♪ Please don't go
1118
01:11:45,901 --> 01:11:49,069
♪ Don't go
1119
01:11:49,071 --> 01:11:50,339
♪ I'm begging you to stay
1120
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,974
♪ If you leave
1121
01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,476
♪ At least in my lifetime
1122
01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:58,314
♪ I've had one dream come true
1123
01:11:59,948 --> 01:12:01,982
♪ I was blessed
1124
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:04,685
♪ To be loved
1125
01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:07,854
♪ By someone
as wonderful as you
1126
01:12:07,856 --> 01:12:09,990
♪ Please don't go
1127
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,926
♪ Don't go
1128
01:12:12,928 --> 01:12:15,696
♪ Don't go away
1129
01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:18,365
♪ Please don't go
1130
01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:21,535
♪ Don't go
1131
01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:23,070
♪ I'm begging you to stay
1132
01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:24,471
♪ Hey, hey, hey
1133
01:12:24,473 --> 01:12:29,976
♪ Please don't go
1134
01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:30,446
♪ Please don't go. ♪
1135
01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:34,992
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