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Previously onB Positive...How is she?
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She's gone.
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Hmm.
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So, this van girl?
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Hannah.Hannah.
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Yeah.
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What's the deal with Hannah?
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I told you.
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You know, we spent
the night together,
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and then she ripped me off.
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Wow, that's crazy.
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[chuckles forcefully]
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She cute?
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Why do you care?
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Well, why wouldn't I, you know?
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You're my friend.
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Interesting.
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What's interesting?
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Nothing's interesting.
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You don't like
the way I look?
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No. Yeah.
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Maybe it's too festive
for the Red Lobster.
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Great,
then you can go alone.
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As you lie alone in bed tonight,
consider this,
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I'm not wearing any panties.
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[yawns softly]
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Morning.
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What are you doing?
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Going on the road with you.
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Get out of my bed.
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Look at you.
You're doing real good.
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Yeah.
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We're just gonna go out
to the pickleball court
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and then loop back
around to your room.
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I don't think so.
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Wait, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
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I'm going to sit
on my titanium ass.
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Norma, the only way
your hip is gonna heal
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is if you do a lot of walking.
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I don't care if it heals.
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Let me just sit here
and die a slow death.
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Okay.
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Hey,
I am not gonna let you quit.
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We are gonna get through this.
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You always have such
a positive attitude.
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I'm doing my best.Yeah.
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Well, it's starting
to piss me off.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, just cutting
the umbilical cord,
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if you will.
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Thanks for letting me
mooch your juice.
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That's van life talk
for "electricity."Hmm.
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Where are you going?
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The Florida Keys.
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Oh, and FYI,
Harry's coming with me.
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What?
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Yeah, he says he needs a break.
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Too many memories here.
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Ugh. Poor guy.
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Well,
at least he has memories.
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Most of the jokers around here
can't remember yesterday.
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I think the road will be
a nice distraction.
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Plus, I wouldn't mind
getting to know the man.
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We have a lot in common.
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Name one thing.
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We're both men of few words.
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Laconic, one might say.
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Taciturn. Introspective.
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Hey, maybe Harry can be
your wingman.
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Help you pick you
another van chick.
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I'm referring to the deceitful
seductress Hannah.
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It's interesting you keep
bringing her up.
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It's not interesting.Oh, it's interesting.
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Hey, take care of Harry.
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I will.
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I'll text you
from the road.
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Pics, GIFs,
the occasional emoji.
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Just let me know
if it gets annoying.
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I can tell you now.
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Bye.
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Bye, Norma.
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Yeah.
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Be safe.
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So, what's the deal
with you two?
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There's no deal.
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[chuckles] Interesting.
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It's not interesting!
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive
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♪ If we become ♪ If we become♪
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♪ What we believe ♪ What we believe♪
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♪ Then as ye think
ye shall receive ♪♪ As ye think♪
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♪ So just let go of the past♪♪ So let go of the past
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♪ Pull your head from your ass
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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Look at us.
Out on the open road.
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Seeing the beautiful sights
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of this great land of ours.Yeah.
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That's a lovely Costco.
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All right, you need to
take I-90. Uh, no.
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Actually, we're gonna take
the I-95 south
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to the Florida Keys.
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You know, I've always wanted
to see Hemingway's house
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and eat an authentic Cubano.
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BT dubs,
that's a ham sandwich...
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I know what it is.
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...with cheese and pickles.
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[chuckles] Then we'll
head up the Gulf Coast
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and make our way west
to the Grand Tetons.
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I need to make a small detour.Sure. Where?
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Wisconsin.
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Wisconsin? That's, like,
a thousand miles that way.
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I want to go that way.
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I want to spread
Meredith's ashes
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at the spot we got engaged,
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which is that way.
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Okay. Right. Sorry,
I-I didn't know.
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Do you think we could head
that way after we hit the Keys?
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No.[chuckles softly]
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Come on, we're not
on any schedule.
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You know,
we're footloose and fancy-free.
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I'm footloose, you're
fancy-free. [chuckles]
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"They're cops,
but they're also best friends."
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[chuckles]
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Okay, Wisconsin, here we come.
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That way.
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Oysh.
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What's the matter?Let's just say
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that everything I've eaten
for the last five days
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is still in me.
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That's the painkillers
you're on.
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So that's the choice I have?
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To be in agony
or to be backed up like Elvis?
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[phone vibrates]
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[gasps softly]
Oh, boy.
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What?[groans]
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It's my big sister. She's
in town and wants to see me.
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And that's bad?Yes,
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it is.
She's kind of a scam artist.
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She only shows up
when she wants my money,
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my drugs or my boyfriend.
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Oh, we have the same sister.
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[sighs]
Couple of years ago,
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I was dating a
rich drug dealer,
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so she hit the trifecta.
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Does she know
you're a wealthy woman now?
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You know, I may have forgotten
to mention that
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to every member of my family.
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So, how are you
gonna handle this one?
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I'll show you.
[clears throat]
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"New phone. Who dis?"
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Here's your laxative,
Norma.
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Oh, could you say it
a little louder?
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I don't think
everybody heard you.Sorry.
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It's very powerful.
Drink it in your room.
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Okay, I get it.I'm serious.
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In the bathroom.
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So, I'm thinking our
next book club selection
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will be Madame Bovary.
There's sex.
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There's suicide.
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And good news for you:
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it's very short.
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Sounds like you got to be
a madame with bovaries
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to enjoy it.
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Here's your turkey
bacon, Professor.
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Ah, thank you, Bert.
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It's not as good as pork,
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but at least
no animals were killed.
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Actually, it...Let it go.
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Hey, while I got you here,
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my dad's birthday's
coming up.
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Any suggestions?
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Why are you asking us?
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BERT:
Not to be disrespectful,
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but he's on the homestretch
like you guys.
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How about
one of them weighted blankets?
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Nah. My mom's on the heavy side,
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so he kind of already has one.
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What about a nice robe?
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He's got a robe.
What he needs is a belt
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so we don't see his nuts
at dinner.
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Well, bon appétit.
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Something really bad
happened to him as a kid.
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May I join you?Please.
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You look very pretty
this morning.
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Thank you.
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S-Since I got you here,
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uh...
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I was thinking
maybe you and I could...
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try going out
to dinner sometime?
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Again? To dinner?
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Is he seriously
asking me out again?
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It would appear so.
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How should I handle it?
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PETER:Depends.
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Are you a merciful woman?
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Not generally.
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You guys know I can hear you.
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BETTE:
Excuse me,
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I am talking to Peter.Give him a chance.
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His brains
are nowhere to be found,
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but his heart
is in the right place.
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Thank you. I would like
to go for dinner with you.
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Great.
I was thinking Papa John's.
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They put the cheese
right in the crust.
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It'll blow your freakin' mind.
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This is
where the mercy comes in.
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Okay, remember the
plan. I just work here.
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I am not the boss.
Right.
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I'm the boss.No, the boss is
someone else.
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Who?It doesn't matter.
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It matters to me.
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[gasps]Natalie!
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Gina!
[screams]
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[laughs]Oh, my God!
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Oh, you look great!
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You, too.[laughs]
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Welcome to Valley Hills.
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This is my coworker Gabby.
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[chuckles]:
Coworker? Please, I'm your boss.
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Nice to meet you.
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You, too.Mm. So, what brings you to town?
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I am singing at
a little club.
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You should come and see me.
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Uh, I'd love to.Uh-uh.
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You're working the night shift.
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Can't you cover for me, Gabby?
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[chuckles]: You want your boss
to cover for you?
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I do. I really do.
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Come on, I'll show you around.
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If you need me,
I'll be in my office
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smoking a bowl.
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Ah.
[chuckles]
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If you're thinking you
didn't hear a flush,
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you would be correct.
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You see, that's the number
one rule around here.
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Get it? Number
one? No flushing?
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[grunts][grunts mockingly, chuckles]
Pardon me.
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Oh, forgot my book.
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[both grunt]
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Guess I should've bought you
dinner first, huh? [chuckles]
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Uh, tomorrow...
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[grunts]there is
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an authentic frontier fort
just off the highway.
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We could stop,
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maybe take a photo
dressed up as fur trappers.
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Now, why would we
do that, hmm?
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Rhetorical question.
'Cause it's awesome.
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I don't think so.Come on.
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We got to have some
fun along the way.
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And this is educational fun,
the best kind.
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I need to get to Wisconsin.
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Fine.
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I need my phone.
263
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,160
Oh, how about that?
I can feel yours.
264
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:59,076
[phone vibrates]Ooh, someone's texting you.
[chuckles]
265
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,949
And this is our day room,
266
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,691
where our residents hang out
and socialize.
267
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,649
Everyone seems so happy.
268
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,782
What do you got
'em on, lithium?
269
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,435
Just love.
270
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,959
And edibles.
271
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,003
[chuckles]
272
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,614
Hi, Jerry.
273
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,660
Hi, um... Jennifer? Jenny.
274
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,444
Gina.[chuckles]:
Oh, Gina.
275
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,708
Right. Sorry, I'm new here,
276
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,059
and I don't know the names
of all the orderlies.
277
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,365
Disorderlies.
[laughing][laughing]
278
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,628
Oh, Jenny.
279
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:36,070
[Jerry exhales]Oh, hey, Norma.
280
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,767
This is my sister Natalie.
281
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,813
Nice to meet you.
282
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,250
Gina,
I don't want to embarrass you,
283
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:46,123
but you have to pay me back
that $300.
284
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,734
I get paid
a week from Friday.
285
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,736
You'll get your money.
286
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,651
I better.
287
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,134
All right,
can I show you the game room?
288
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,484
[mouths]
289
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,751
So, how long you gonna
keep up this act?
290
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,840
Act? What do you mean?
291
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,319
Where you pretend
292
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,191
you didn't just inherit
millions of dollars.
293
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,933
[chuckles]
Oh.
294
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,456
Oh, can I explain?
295
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,153
Go ahead.Uh...
296
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,678
I was trying to trick you.
297
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,512
All right, look,
it was a tough day.
298
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,992
We bickered.
299
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,299
Some feelings were hurt.
Mostly mine.
300
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,517
But I know
301
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,041
what'll make it all better.
302
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,696
It's time to break out
the s'mores kit, baby.
303
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,786
[chuckles]
Thank you, Williams Sonoma.
304
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,831
Pass.What?
305
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,441
How can you turn down s'mores?
306
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,705
Because I'm not eight years old.
307
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,359
Oh, come on.
Everybody loves s'mores.
308
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,884
They're so good,
you always want s'more. Huh?
309
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:54,148
No one ever says, "No, thanks,
I've had s'nough." [chuckles]
310
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,933
I'm sorry.
Did I hurt your feelings again?
311
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,152
Yeah.
312
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,023
Look, I know
we're on a mission,
313
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,460
but can't we have
a little fun along the way?
314
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,027
Wh-What does that mean?
We're gonna stop
315
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,203
at every lamebrain tourist trap?
316
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:09,729
Not all of 'em.
Just some. Or one.
317
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,426
[sighs]
318
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,036
Why'd you even want
to come with me?
319
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,603
I've asked myself
the same question.
320
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,519
[sighs]
Okay. I get it.
321
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,521
You're having a tough time.
322
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,479
But I honestly thought
323
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,394
this trip would help
take your mind off things.
324
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,831
If all you wanted to do
325
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,267
was get to Wisconsin
as fast as possible,
326
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,616
you should've flown.
327
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,663
I'm going to bed.
328
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275
And there's
nothing lamebrained
329
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,364
about
the Orville Redenbacher Museum.
330
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:40,585
Guy was basically
the Steve Jobs of popcorn.
331
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,117
Hey.
332
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,119
What do you want?
333
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,077
I came to hear you sing.
334
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,644
Really?Yeah.
335
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,254
Did you pay
the five-dollar cover charge,
336
00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,388
or is that too much
for a minimum-wage orderly?
337
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,781
Natalie, come on.
338
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,740
I'm a hot girl.
I don't pay covers.
339
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,394
Just so you know,
I didn't come to town
340
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,700
to ask you for a handout.
I came because I have some news.
341
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,180
That you couldn't tell me
over the phone?
342
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,181
No.
343
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,270
Okay, go ahead.
344
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,321
I have to have surgery
on my vocal cords.
345
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,366
Why?I have polyps.
346
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,760
Oh, Nat.
347
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,718
I'm so sorry.
348
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,459
When is the surgery?
349
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,679
As soon
as I can save up the money.
350
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,378
And there it is.
351
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,642
There's what?
I didn't ask you for a penny.
352
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,166
You are telling me
that your singing career
353
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,037
is dependent on my money.No.
354
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,605
My singing career is dependent
on this very expensive surgery
355
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,694
that my insurance won't cover.
356
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,174
Now, if you'll excuse me,
357
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,610
I have to get back to work.
358
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,439
You are so full of it.
There is no surgery.
359
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,354
There are no polyps.
This is just another scam
360
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,616
trying to get in my pocket.
361
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,661
Do you hear yourself?
362
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,925
Money has made you
an awful person.
363
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,448
Hi, everybody.
364
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,928
Thanks for coming
out tonight.
365
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,886
I'm Natalie Dabrowski,
and this is a song
366
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,322
by Minnie Riperton.
367
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,586
♪ Lovin' you
368
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,545
♪ Is easy 'cause you're
369
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:13,243
[clears throat]
♪ Beautiful
370
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,419
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, ooh
371
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,596
[clears throat, wheezes]
372
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,643
♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la. ♪
373
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,558
[phone rings]
374
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,517
Hello, Professor Dabrowski.
375
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,912
Senator Dunbar, how are you?
376
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,958
Good. Good. Greetings
from the Hoosier State.
377
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,221
Hoosier daddy?
[chuckles]
378
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,310
That's on a lot of T-shirts
out here.
379
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,964
Don't get me one.
380
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,356
Too late.
381
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,836
Hey, how's it going with Harry?
382
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,056
Uh, we had a bit of a fight
last night,
383
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,753
and now I'm getting
the silent treatment,
384
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,190
which, honestly,
I'm grateful for.
385
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,757
Oh, I'm so sorry.
386
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,977
You just got to be patient
with him.
387
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,848
Hang on.What?
388
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,591
He, uh, he left me a note.
389
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,202
"Drew, you were right.
This was a bad idea.
390
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,812
"I'm taking a cab
to the airport,
391
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:04,381
and I'll fly to Wisconsin.
Enjoy Florida."
392
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,209
He dumped me.
393
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,299
Did he rob you
like that Hannah girl?
394
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,867
Very funny.
395
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,956
You know, it's interesting
you keep bringing her up.
396
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,001
It's not interesting.
397
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,090
Oh, it's very interesting.
398
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,137
And then when she sang,
399
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,661
I started thinking that
she was telling the truth.
400
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:24,967
[chuckles]
401
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,664
So, what's the plan?
402
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,059
[sighs] I guess I give her
the money for the operation.
403
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,975
Well, that would be
the Christian thing to do.
404
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,022
You think?I don't know.
It's what I've heard.
405
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,502
[sighs]Gina, in ten or 20 years,
406
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,201
how important
is that money gonna be?
407
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,507
Not at all.
408
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,989
I just don't want to feel like
I'm being taken advantage of.
409
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,470
Oh, sweetie,
that's what families are for.
410
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,300
I had a lovely evening.
411
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,258
But for future
reference, I'm not a fan
412
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,782
of the napkin tucked
into the collar.
413
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,960
I didn't want to get marinara
all over my tie.
414
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,613
It's a Christmas present
from my grandson.
415
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,050
I'm not a fan.
416
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,052
Got it.
417
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,097
Well,
418
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,359
thank you.
419
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,361
You bet.
420
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,585
Jiminy Christmas.
421
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,021
Something wrong?
422
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,067
No. No,
"Jiminy Christmas" is good.
423
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,069
It's real good.Ah.
424
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,680
Well, you can come
in if you want.
425
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,944
Yeah? Uh, all right.
426
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,123
[lock beeps]I think maybe I...
427
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,430
I should pro... I...
Probably I should...
428
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,693
I-I think maybe I'm...
I-I got to go.
429
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,740
Great. I waxed for nothing.
430
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:51,445
[sighs]
Hey. It's me again.
431
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,750
Really?
432
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,449
You came back to see
me embarrass myself?
433
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,538
I came back
to give you this.
434
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,802
I think that
should cover the surgery.
435
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,066
I don't know what to say.
436
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,546
You don't have to say anything.
437
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,069
You're my sister. I love you.
438
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,158
I want you to be happy
and healthy.
439
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,377
Thank you.
440
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,813
Yeah.
441
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,510
[gasps]
442
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,425
Do you want to sing one with me?
443
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,123
No, I'll just listen.
444
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,212
Come on. We'll do your favorite,
like when we were kids.
445
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,259
♪ Ain't no mountain
high enough ♪[Natalie vocalizing]
446
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,393
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
447
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,439
♪ Ain't no river wide enough
448
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:32,181
♪ To keep me away from you now
449
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,096
♪ Ain't no mountain
high enough ♪
450
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,880
♪ Ain't no valley low enough
451
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,883
♪ Ain't no river wide enough
to keep me from you ♪
452
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,015
What happened
to the polyps?
453
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,582
It's a miracle.
454
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,367
♪ Ain't no mountain
high enough ♪
455
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:48,110
♪ Ain't no valley low
456
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,459
♪ Ain't no river wide enough.
457
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,814
♪
458
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,863
Mind some company?
459
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,780
What the hell?
460
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:09,131
You make a wrong turn
heading to the Keys?
461
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,612
I didn't want you
to have to do this alone.
462
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,615
Thank you.
463
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,490
So, this is the spot
where you popped the question.
464
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,144
Yep.
465
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,279
It's pretty.Yeah.
466
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,587
I knew I wanted to marry
Meredith on our first date.
467
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,154
Took me a year
468
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,549
before I work up the
courage to ask her.
469
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:39,379
And another two months to
get her father's permission.
470
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,902
He didn't approve?
471
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,644
No. No, he...
472
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,168
He thought she could do
a lot better than me.
473
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,389
And he was right.
474
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,870
Spent the rest of my life
trying to deserve her.
475
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,875
Well...
476
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,924
[grunts]
477
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,410
[sniffles, grunts]
478
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,499
[clears throat]
479
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,938
Goodbye, my beautiful girl.
480
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,289
[voice breaks]:
I love you.
481
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,299
Thanks again for coming.
482
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,086
All right.
483
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,740
I'm ready to go.
484
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,832
I'm also ready for you to take
your hand off my shoulder.
485
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,921
Right. Sorry.
[chuckles]
486
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,621
You know, we're not far
from a Bavarian village
487
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,623
with a giant
glockenspiel clock.
488
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,538
Maybe we can go tomorrow.
489
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,628
Don't toy with me.No, I-I'm-I'm serious.
490
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,890
[Bavarian accent]:
Oh, Papa,
491
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,413
that would be wunderbar.
[chuckles]
492
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:02,013
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