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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:33,380 It seems like only yesterday the party would go on forever 2 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:35,330 but in just 12 short months, 3 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:38,470 the place known as americas spring break capital 4 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,930 has become a virtual ghost town 5 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,530 who can forget the devastating attack on lake victoria, that left scores 6 00:00:46,532 --> 00:00:49,260 of people dead, and a community in shock 7 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:52,370 and who could have guessed that this hell on earth would be rocked 8 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:57,700 by a species of Piranha believed extinct for the last 2 million years 9 00:00:58,070 --> 00:01:01,440 a massive eradication program has left these waters 10 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:03,020 teeming with life 11 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:04,590 silent and dead 12 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,910 after a massive exous that left most property abandoned 13 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,020 the local econemy fell into ruin 14 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,170 lake victoria is now a quarantine area 15 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:20,200 only weeds grow on the beaches where thousands once soaked up the sun 16 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:24,580 and the only boats that remain, are dusty relics littering the shoreline 17 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,670 as we look back on the anniversary of this tragic event 18 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,900 were left to wonder, if it happened here 19 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,880 can it happen again. 20 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:34,790 and if so, 21 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:36,000 where? 22 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,690 - 23 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:59,150 Sarah 24 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:06,610 - Sarah... hollering aint gonna do you a damn bit of good 25 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:48,860 i got my foot stuck in a rut 26 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,280 there she is right there 27 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,910 is she dead? 28 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:18,010 thats a big old cow aint it... 29 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,210 yeah she took second place at county last year 30 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,310 what the hell... theres somethin laying on her belly 31 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,970 shine the light on the belly see whats going on 32 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,490 theres something in there... 33 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:50,020 holy flying babyshit 34 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,190 damn piece of crap 35 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:53,790 i think i got a lighter 36 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:57,280 that smell would knock a buzzard off a dump truck 37 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:09,240 fudge, thats the gassiest damn cow i ever seen 38 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,490 ahh... shit shit shit 39 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,750 Carl 40 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,360 carl, get away 41 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:17,780 - 42 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:28,620 hey, its time to get wet again 43 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:34,380 comeon down. our lifeguards are hot, single, and ready to party 44 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,710 with someone like you 45 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:42,920 so if you wanna cool off, comeon down to the hottest hole in town 46 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:46,270 3 words for you... the big wet 47 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:51,350 and remember, double D swims free 48 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,810 oh boy, hold on... cut it 49 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,350 hey 50 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,110 hi 51 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:10,980 ive got to cut something off at the pass 52 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,720 here you go, keep them wet 53 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:16,310 and are you guys friends of someone? 54 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:16,830 Maddie... 55 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,040 get over here and give your step dad a hug 56 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:25,000 Chet, tell me you did not fire our old lifeguards and replace them with... 57 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,260 strippers 58 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,280 water certified strippers... 59 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:30,250 really... more than that pumpkin 60 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,700 unbelievable. listen, before your sweet momma died, god rest her soul 61 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,210 she made me promise her 62 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:36,920 to keep this waterpark running 63 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:38,320 and im just gonna make sure that 64 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:40,240 i provide for you aswell as she did 65 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:41,790 im your daddy now 66 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,070 were so lucky to have each other 67 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:48,630 wow ched, sometimes i really think you beleive whats comign out of your mouth 68 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,480 baby doll you are gonna love this... 69 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,500 adult pool, go ahead 70 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,080 we are gonna make bank on this 71 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:12,140 what do you think? i think this is a very expensive joke 72 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:14,470 worlds first strip bar at a waterpark 73 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:17,430 thats a stroke of genious, franchising baby 74 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:18,670 no no no no, oh dont worry about that 75 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,590 install a little extra chlorine 76 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,000 and sulphuric acid in the pool it sanitises everything 77 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,140 hey kiki 78 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,290 why dont you get your shapely ass out of the pool 79 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:32,430 russian..shes a doctor 80 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:35,550 now keep your eyes over there, on the flat screen T.V 81 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,250 i call this the cooch cam... but im open to suggestions 82 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,160 check it out 83 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:48,030 thats disgusting.-do not touch it - im getting rid of it 84 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:49,490 thats not your call 85 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:52,330 dont you forget that im still half owner of this place 86 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:53,680 ohh... is that right? 87 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:56,990 raise your hand if you own 51 %... 88 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,900 of this... waterpark 89 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,860 now raise your hand if you have 49 % minority on it... 90 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:06,320 thats you 91 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,960 hey 92 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,220 hey maddie 93 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,810 how are you... whats new? 94 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:47,230 well, this is the summer. shall we finally abstain from abstinence 95 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:51,690 shes afraid to have sex because her cousin gave birth to a flipper baby 96 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,240 stop it 97 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,520 that didnt happen 98 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,070 here he comes 99 00:09:57,072 --> 00:09:57,230 here he comes 100 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,300 the boy whos going to pop her cherry 101 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:02,410 he just doesnt know it yet 102 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:04,430 hey maddie 103 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:06,810 what do you think of all the new changes around here? 104 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,350 Josh, meet me at the lake 105 00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,470 alright, see yah, cool 106 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:14,940 what am i? the last guy to know your back? - hi... 107 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,240 how are you?... i missed you 108 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,240 oh me too. bet you wish you were still in grad school for the summer huh? 109 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:22,400 i cant believe what cheds done ...i know 110 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,090 this place is everything to me 111 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,730 working here... hanging out. i know 112 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,240 i miss those moments too 113 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:30,420 so look, now that your back... 114 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,450 hey you guys, are you sure thats such a good idea? 115 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,410 there better not be any underage drinking going on here 116 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,750 here you go pal 117 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,980 come on man 118 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,690 im on duty 119 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,300 cant be drinking 120 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,750 you got fireworks... 121 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,280 indecent exposure... 122 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,200 probable drugs... 123 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,900 definite drugs 124 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:03,260 i might just have to write you up 125 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,070 i dont see what he has, that i dont have... 126 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,090 6 inches and a badge? 127 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:19,570 i heard you were back in town, so i figured id stop by and say hey 128 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:24,810 and i feel i should say something about the last time we talked 129 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,210 no, you dont have to 130 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,280 long distance relationships... there weird 131 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,420 your back now 132 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,920 - for the summer 133 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,530 should be an interesting summer 134 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:38,640 i..ahh..im still on duty so... 135 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,760 ok - welcome back 136 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:48,630 i had fun at the party tonight. - yeah me too 137 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,210 i love the water 138 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:56,610 its uhh... really wet 139 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,430 what are you thinking about? 140 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:08,050 nothing much 141 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,470 hey, lets take off all our clothes and go swimming 142 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:16,290 uhh... ok cool, sure 143 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:23,590 turn around... 144 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,550 Shelby? 145 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,170 Shelby? 146 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,130 Shelby! 147 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,390 you coming in or what? yeah im coming 148 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,790 no funny stuff ok 149 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,000 you want some of this... 150 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,710 you want some? your not supposed to splash me back 151 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,120 what? ...i just felt something against me 152 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,480 is that you? 153 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,450 what are you talking about? 154 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,030 ow, what are you doing? 155 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,620 i didnt... well whatever it is, i dont like it 156 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,800 i didnt do anything 157 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,530 shelby, where are you going? 158 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,600 im cold im getting out 159 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,180 you have to do it 160 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,940 ok fine 161 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,470 dear lord 162 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:24,160 come on ok. dear lord 163 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,790 please forgive us for what we are about to do 164 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,900 we both know that having relations before marriage is 165 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,170 a sin, but 166 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:38,200 we know that we will be forgiven 167 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,340 for it because... 168 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,390 were praying about it 169 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,760 - Amen. - Amen. 170 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,870 you can fuck me now - amen 171 00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:51,250 ohh 172 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,030 look at this 173 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:56,170 you like that? 174 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:07,150 mine... aha, dont make me cuff the other 1 175 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,790 were moving travis... i know. 176 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:26,110 no, look you idiot 177 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,600 Ashley, are you ok? 178 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,720 the waters coming in, shit 179 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:40,190 give me the key for the cuff 180 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,260 ugh, it must have fallen out 181 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:43,660 find it now 182 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:48,360 where is it... shit shit shit damn it 183 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,490 key for the damn cuff... 184 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:55,580 i should go for help 185 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,650 no. - i cant see anything 186 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,990 im sorry - Ashley! 187 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,700 hit the light and keep looking 188 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,440 im scared... what are you doing? get over here 189 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,090 Ashley. 190 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,280 im gonna get some help 191 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,320 get back here 192 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,610 what are you doing? 193 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,120 Ashley! 194 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,670 Travis! 195 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,320 Travis! 196 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,440 Travis! 197 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,690 theres something in the water 198 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:48,090 help... 199 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,280 anybody... 200 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,240 ashley 201 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,040 Ashley! 202 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,900 travis... come on are you there? 203 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,030 Travis! 204 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:05,080 Travis! Travis! 205 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,430 Travis! 206 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,670 Ashley! 207 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,950 oh my god 208 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,020 oh my... 209 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,080 help 210 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,670 please, is anybody out there anybody... 211 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,640 im sorry i just... no its cool 212 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,190 i dont mind hanging out 213 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,720 oh no its not you, its just that... 214 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:33,100 do you think ashleys prettier than me? 215 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:34,860 no 216 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,430 most guys do 217 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,730 yeah well i..ive never been into girl with big breasts 218 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,290 welcome back maddie 219 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,710 Dave. 220 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,730 yoh man, what the fuck you doing? 221 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,340 the hole where the water comes out... 222 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,450 oh god man 223 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,790 shes so wet... 224 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:42,370 hey shelby 225 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,430 have you seen ashley or travis? neither one of them punched in this morning 226 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,240 no, i havent seen either of them 227 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,330 i dont know. just a sec 228 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,960 you ok? i just feel a little weird 229 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,100 here let me help you no im fine 230 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,100 you ok? 231 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:12,980 look who has morning sickness 232 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,710 nice work papa 233 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,090 nobody was inside shel 234 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,600 im sure there fine 235 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,510 probably just shaken up and 236 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:06,640 scared there gonna get in trouble 237 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:11,040 comeon ash 238 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:12,020 pick up 239 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,770 hey... its ash leave a message shit 240 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,540 call me 241 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,410 is there anywhere else they might have gone? 242 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,810 no, umm 243 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,150 im just gonna go 244 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:03,550 Ashleys my best friend 245 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:04,690 i mean... 246 00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,130 i know shes kind of a slut 247 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,980 she stole one of my ex boyfriends, and 248 00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:13,760 im pretty sure she stole 249 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:16,660 a pair of ear rings my grandmother gave me before she died 250 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,680 but... we were like sisters 251 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:27,280 what is that? 252 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,540 Oh my god 253 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,230 we have to get off this thing right now. hurry 254 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,440 come on Shelby. 255 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:55,400 quick comeon ive got you 256 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,670 quickly 257 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,330 lets go, were almost there 258 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,570 careful 259 00:23:24,510 --> 00:23:25,800 no no no 260 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,040 come back Shelby. 261 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:27,870 come here 262 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:31,370 come this way quick your going to have to jump 263 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,300 Come on you have to jump 264 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,130 i cant jump from here 265 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:38,750 quit it 266 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:39,680 lets go 267 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,500 ive got you 268 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:31,420 what is this thing 269 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:32,710 Maddie... 270 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,820 what the fuck is that? 271 00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:52,970 oh shit 272 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,650 is that a fucking Piranha? 273 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:04,840 my father worked construction on carson dam 274 00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:07,050 they found fossils like this 275 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:11,770 when they first broke ground he gave me this on my 8th birthday 276 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:16,120 im telling you man, it was a Piranha howd it get from lake victoria to our lake? 277 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,880 thats what weve got to find out 278 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:26,220 what? look at us 279 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,220 the cop and the marine biologist 280 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:32,480 im sorry, it just sounds like a shitty sitcom 281 00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:34,610 the cop and the marine biologist 282 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,630 your still wet 283 00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,000 a little yeah 284 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,840 will you ask coony to open the door 285 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,590 Kyle, open the door 286 00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:29,480 yoh man 287 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,660 thats funny, dick 288 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,090 who are you? 289 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,740 why are you here? 290 00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:45,600 im sorry, we saw you on youtube... 291 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,930 you and 11 million 486 other people 292 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,570 i have 700 more hits than the laughing diarrhea baby 293 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:57,780 we need your expertees mr goodman 294 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,460 why? 295 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,950 we think there back... 296 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,910 false lake isnt even connected 297 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:14,510 to lake Victoria 298 00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:19,590 the piranha must be migrating through underground lakes and rivers 299 00:27:20,050 --> 00:27:22,800 ive studied this specimen for 300 00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:24,250 almost a year 301 00:27:34,090 --> 00:27:36,780 i think you might find this interesting 302 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,630 can i get some help here 303 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:42,070 ok 304 00:27:42,270 --> 00:27:44,240 this is galvanised steel 305 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:49,510 like ordinary household plumbing 306 00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:51,650 there we go 307 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,980 aha, now for some incentive 308 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,540 no no no, not the frog 309 00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:03,460 sorry they sold out of puppys this morning 310 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:11,960 now, i think this is quite resourceful, watch 311 00:28:36,390 --> 00:28:38,930 now its got something to grab 312 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:48,250 its a frog 313 00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:51,000 Barry, are you crazy? 314 00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:52,660 you almost lost a hand 315 00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:54,260 i had a pet frog once 316 00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:57,530 uhh 317 00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:59,030 can you give me...? 318 00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:04,060 really?-now to check on some data - what were you thinking? 319 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,980 these Piranha spent eons 320 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:19,640 living in underground lakes 321 00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:23,010 full of sulphur dioxide 322 00:29:23,110 --> 00:29:27,360 from all the geo thermal activity 323 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:28,450 thats how they come back to spawn 324 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,950 they followed the wrong lake somehow? - yes 325 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,700 problem is sulphur dioxide 326 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:39,320 is probably released during the treatment of chlorinated water 327 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:42,330 so its conceivable 328 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:49,420 that the fish could become confused and try to enter man made drainage systems 329 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:59,350 especially with an abundance of backyard pools 330 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:04,080 our waterpark drains directly into false lake. thats the equivalent of like a thousand swimming pools 331 00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:07,290 that would be a very bad thing 332 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,570 did you tell anyone that this could happen? 333 00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:14,830 i tried, unfortunately i lost some credibility after my last book 334 00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:18,730 that foretold plague of dreadful walking fish 335 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,650 oh thats right 336 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:25,010 you wrote the fish walk among us i love that book 337 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:27,380 its really great why thank you 338 00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:30,130 kindred spirit 339 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:40,540 thanks 340 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,130 Barry. 341 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,580 you ah... you read a marine biology book? 342 00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:49,500 i wanted to see what you were so interested in 343 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:57,990 look guys, we have to check the drains and the outflow pipe into the lake tonight 344 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,100 i can get a dive team up here from tempy by tomorrow 345 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,930 no its too late, the waterpark opens tomorrow, that place is going to be packed 346 00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:07,630 if the fish are gettign through the drain system 347 00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:11,410 that would make lake victoria look like an appetizer 348 00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:14,200 guys weve got to get out there right now 349 00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:17,260 thankyou so much for your help mr Goodman. 350 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:18,450 oh thank you 351 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:19,800 thank you sir, an honour 352 00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:21,510 be well, alright 353 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:29,120 aha... 11 million 888 hits 354 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:35,330 take that laughing diarrhea baby 355 00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:04,800 2 local teens, ashley sorby and travis mitchell 356 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:08,070 were reported missing this morning after there van was pulled out of cross lake 357 00:32:08,790 --> 00:32:10,400 thanks for letting me stay here 358 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,470 its totally cool 359 00:32:13,190 --> 00:32:14,900 how you feeling? 360 00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:16,200 a little better 361 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,800 you dont seem any better 362 00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:20,450 hey what is it? 363 00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:23,500 just the stress of the whole ashley thing 364 00:32:28,370 --> 00:32:30,600 make love to me 365 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,010 please... 366 00:32:34,070 --> 00:32:35,050 right now? 367 00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:37,690 please josh 368 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,320 i think something is really wrong with me 369 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:45,930 if i dont get better, i dont want to die a virgin 370 00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:52,660 please josh, i want it to be with you 371 00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,910 cum inside me 372 00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:03,430 cum inside me, ill do whatever you say after that 373 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:09,130 the outflow pipe leads directly to the waterpark, ive got to check them out 374 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:10,940 you considered how bat shit crazy this is right? 375 00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:13,950 i got to take a look, ill be quick 376 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:17,830 umm, look, about what i was trying to say last night... 377 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:19,850 are you coming in? cos i could really use a spotter 378 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,700 i mean... if your... its ok 379 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,500 no no no, im not scared its just 380 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,830 umm, cant swim 381 00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:30,470 you work at a waterpark and you cant swim? 382 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,510 ding ding. what about all the beach partys in high school 383 00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:36,730 the partys at the park... never? 384 00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:40,150 oh my god barry, i totally would have taught you how to swim 385 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:43,000 yeah i know, you seemed kind of busy at the time 386 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:45,380 not a big deal. 387 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,390 toss me that flashlight 388 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,650 yes i know 389 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,340 thats what i said alright ill find you 390 00:34:01,650 --> 00:34:05,080 are you sure you want to do this?... no 391 00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:48,260 you uhh..you let her go in there alone? 392 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:52,400 fuck off Kyle! 393 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:54,110 oh yes... Barry cant swim 394 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,440 Maddie... - Maddie! 395 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,000 swim Maddie 396 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:41,140 get out of the way, get back 397 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,930 are you ok? 398 00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:52,220 i think so 399 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,360 dont worry, i wont break 400 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:11,130 im sorry. its ok, its ok 401 00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:18,530 its good, go on oh god shelby, look at me 402 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:28,420 - 403 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:33,970 somethings wrong 404 00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:36,970 no somethings wrong - almost there 405 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,860 what the fuck is on my dick... 406 00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:48,360 ohh... oh my god 407 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:36,370 Josh! 408 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:40,780 im feeling a little better now 409 00:37:41,290 --> 00:37:44,040 Josh, Josh. 410 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,110 Josh. 411 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,570 i think i had an accident 412 00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:54,350 Josh. 413 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,220 josh what are you doing? 414 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,830 oh my god 415 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:22,420 Josh. 416 00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:25,110 Josh. 417 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,680 Josh! 418 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:30,910 Josh! 419 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,300 what the hell did you do to me? 420 00:38:54,990 --> 00:38:59,860 ohh... you almost going 70 back there buddy 421 00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:03,180 dont you have somewhere else better to be, like boning my step daughter? 422 00:39:03,330 --> 00:39:06,080 ill get to that, first things first 423 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,390 your all good, 424 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,700 for now oh your looking for a raise? 425 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,160 with any luck, your little theme parks going to take off and i wont have 426 00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:29,420 to live off a deputys salary forever so, we good here? 427 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:32,910 yeah, did you check those airflow pipes at the lake? 428 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,810 Maddie did. nearly got herself killed 429 00:39:35,860 --> 00:39:37,720 what about the grates... they still intact? 430 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,620 should be good, unless theres another way into the park? 431 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,730 like that bootleg well you drilled - dont you worry about that 432 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:45,390 i do worry ched 433 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,510 im the one protecting your unlaweful ass 434 00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:54,090 let me tell you something. why dont you worry about keeping maddie and johny law off my ass alright 435 00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:55,850 ill take care of my waterpark 436 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,750 have a nice night deputy 437 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,100 you too ched 438 00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:03,620 ohh by the way... what in the hells this? 439 00:40:03,770 --> 00:40:06,210 i told you, you were speeding - are you shittin me? 440 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:07,710 just doing my job 441 00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:11,340 weird crooked cop 442 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,240 what a night huh... 443 00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:29,880 do umm... 444 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:33,660 you and kyle, you guys getting back together or... 445 00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:36,510 no definetly not 446 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,030 i dont think so, probably not 447 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,760 you showed real decisiveness on that one, you know that right? 448 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:45,620 i kinda did, didnt i 449 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:53,230 Josh cut off his penis because somethig came out of my vagina 450 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:59,550 should be coming to shortly, so the nurse is going to take you guys back there 451 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,370 you guys can probably go. josh is still sedated 452 00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:06,390 and im going to stick around to get a statement 453 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:08,980 ill let you guys know if i find anything out ok 454 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:12,760 hows shelby? shes not making a whole lot of sense right now 455 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:14,780 but ill keep an eye on her too 456 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,370 how about you? you alright? 457 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,700 im pretty tired. get some rest and ill call you 458 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:10,560 aww that is so sad 459 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:15,120 come to bed hoffy, its nappy time 460 00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:27,190 im rochelle im dawn 461 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,000 right 462 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:42,310 yeah lets party 463 00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:05,100 welcome to Rock Bottom. 464 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:25,450 wait 465 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,860 i dont know if i can do this 466 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:38,550 all you got to do is baby steps 467 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:39,900 just little baby steps 468 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:42,280 what the hell you talking about baby steps for? 469 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,550 incase you havent noticed, fish ate my damn legs 470 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,080 i hate the water, i hate it 471 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:51,760 remember what dr smith said, this is all about our road to recovery 472 00:45:52,230 --> 00:45:55,280 well start out with a harmeless little kiddy pool 473 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,340 - 474 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:58,600 whats the worst that can happen? couple of kids wizzin thats all 475 00:45:59,530 --> 00:46:01,500 kids wizzin? 476 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:03,880 i can handle that 477 00:46:17,350 --> 00:46:19,780 im not afraid of some punk ass water 478 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,630 im not afraid of some punk ass water 479 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:27,910 i cant 480 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:30,450 dont worry about it, we'll figure out somethig else 481 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,080 no its weak, dump me in the water 482 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:37,440 what? you heard what i said... 483 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:41,950 get behind the chair, grab the handles, and dump my sorry ass in the water 484 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,730 the way parents toss their kids into the pool when they want them to swim 485 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:47,020 isnt a bad idea. ok i can do this 486 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,390 1... 2... stop 487 00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:51,630 ok right what happened? 488 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,880 whyd you stop? 489 00:46:53,390 --> 00:46:56,040 you said to stop... no dont listen to my pussy ass mouth 490 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,210 no matter what i say, dump me in the water 491 00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:00,750 ok got it. not going to listen to your pussy ass mouth 492 00:47:00,850 --> 00:47:04,480 i mean, you dont have a pussy ass mouth, im just saying... dump me in the water 493 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:07,020 ok here we go, 1... 2...3 494 00:47:07,070 --> 00:47:09,140 aww shit no no, i changed my mind 495 00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:12,560 no no no, your going in. - i changed my mind, i dont want to go in the water 496 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:14,160 your going in. - no i dont want to go in 497 00:47:14,210 --> 00:47:14,990 your going in 498 00:47:15,150 --> 00:47:18,410 hey, leave him alone. no he wants to go in 499 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,380 no the hell i do, i dont want to go in 500 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:20,430 whats wrong with you? dont push that poor legless stump into the pool 501 00:47:20,430 --> 00:47:23,640 whats wrong with you? dont push that poor legless stump into the pool 502 00:47:23,690 --> 00:47:26,490 yeah thast right, dont dump this poor legless stump in the pool 503 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,970 ok you know what... your going to go into the water 504 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:31,100 no i dont want to go 505 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:38,400 not cool man. im not afraid of some punk ass water 506 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,590 not cool at all 507 00:47:47,930 --> 00:47:50,110 ladys and gentlemen, boys and girls 508 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:55,800 hot moms of all ages. welcome to the big wet 509 00:47:59,690 --> 00:48:03,310 and now, the moment youve all been waiting for 510 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:07,970 they most famous lifeguard of all time 511 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:13,050 who wants to party with the hoff? welcome 512 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:16,770 David Hasselhoff. 513 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,750 there he is 514 00:48:24,810 --> 00:48:26,670 david hasselhoff - ladies 515 00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:30,560 ladies, if you play your cards right 516 00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:34,910 you might get some private mouth to mouth resuscitation 517 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,320 alright, without any further adieu 518 00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:43,610 lets all get wet... and... wild 519 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,130 i knew it 520 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,030 what are you doing back here maddie? 521 00:49:43,530 --> 00:49:47,470 i saw this when i was taking inventory but didnt think to ask why it was here ...untill now 522 00:49:47,570 --> 00:49:50,260 we pump our own water now, fuck the utilities right... 523 00:49:50,310 --> 00:49:52,640 you cant fill this waterpark off a well 524 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,150 its not a standard well 525 00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:57,460 we drilled down a whole lot further, hit an underwater lake 526 00:49:57,930 --> 00:50:00,210 we got enough water to last us till kingdom come 527 00:50:00,210 --> 00:50:02,800 you have no idea what youve done - oh sure i do 528 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,450 i got us a nice fat profit 529 00:50:04,610 --> 00:50:07,920 you dont understand... you could be pumping piranha straight through the intake pipes 530 00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:09,370 Maddy, hôm nay là ngày khai truong. 531 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,840 maddie 532 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,380 its opening day, i have shelled out 100 thousand dollars 533 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,540 and you want me to close shop because there might be piranha in the pipe? 534 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:19,780 what else? 535 00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:24,650 ghosts... boogeyman... sharks... snakes 536 00:50:25,330 --> 00:50:27,980 your laughable, laughable 537 00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,040 come on kid 538 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,580 youve been watching too many movies little girl. you should read romance novels 539 00:50:35,370 --> 00:50:38,010 are we done? i got work to do 540 00:51:17,790 --> 00:51:19,710 mommy i got bit 541 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,000 let me see 542 00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:26,180 oh honey you just scraped yourself on something, go tell a lifeguard hell get you a bandaid 543 00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:28,200 no mom it was a piranha - it was not piranha 544 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,950 there are too many people talking about piranh, now scoot 545 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,400 hello... hello 546 00:51:38,610 --> 00:51:40,680 hey - hey 547 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:42,550 i got bit y a piranha 548 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,670 whats your name kid? - David. 549 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,380 David. 550 00:51:47,470 --> 00:51:49,800 thats pretty cool, that my name too David. 551 00:51:49,950 --> 00:51:53,110 what... whats this? 552 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,390 its an autograph - can i just have a bandaid? 553 00:51:55,810 --> 00:52:00,000 wait a minute, you dont know who i am?... no 554 00:52:00,260 --> 00:52:01,920 you never saw baywatch? 555 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,370 running in slow motion... 556 00:52:03,730 --> 00:52:04,870 how about night rider? 557 00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:09,170 the talking car... anaconda 3, jekyll and hyde on broadway 558 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:14,960 mr Hasselhoff. hey back off toro im talking to my main man here huh 559 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:19,730 you really have no idea who i am? 560 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,480 yeah... your a lifeguard and i need a bandaid 561 00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:26,520 can i get a bandaid for my main man david here please 562 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,250 spongebob... im just going to get a bandaid somewhere else 563 00:52:32,990 --> 00:52:34,180 im a lifeguard 564 00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:01,270 i saw a fish 565 00:53:01,430 --> 00:53:05,930 in the splash pool, i know this is crazy but it was a piranha like the ones on the news i swear to god 566 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,400 hey... everyone out of the pool 567 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,250 you have to get them out of the pool right now 568 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,270 hey... no running 569 00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:23,180 game over ched, we gotta shut the waterfront down right now 570 00:53:23,230 --> 00:53:25,350 what part of no fucking way dont you hear? 571 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,680 a woman saw a piranha in the splash pool 572 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,130 did you see it? 573 00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:32,970 did you see it... no but... youve got nothing thats what but 574 00:53:34,210 --> 00:53:37,010 im evacuating this waterfront weather you like it or not 575 00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:38,610 Maddie maddie maddie 576 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,340 cheds right, your just going to cause more panic 577 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,840 im sorry... whos side are you on? 578 00:53:44,050 --> 00:53:46,480 im on the side of being calm, now lets just go check things out ok 579 00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:51,040 you dont believe me, im the one who called you, and you dont fucking believe me 580 00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:55,440 come on kids get out of the pool, please get out of the water 581 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,360 i cant... 582 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,230 i cant let you do that 583 00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:00,730 let go of me... what the fuck you doing? let her go 584 00:54:01,610 --> 00:54:03,320 what you going to do shark boy, huh? 585 00:54:03,630 --> 00:54:06,480 pump me with your fucking trident 586 00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:11,090 im going to give you a little piece of advice buddy, your going to need a bigger one 587 00:55:40,010 --> 00:55:42,450 come on, go 588 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:47,160 can you believe it? there back. they find you, they always find you 589 00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:48,820 no matter where you go 590 00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:59,380 bring me my legs 591 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,730 titanium mother fuckers 592 00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:18,490 eat this 593 00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:58,630 i hate the water, i hate the fish 594 00:56:58,730 --> 00:57:02,310 help me, help 595 00:57:05,570 --> 00:57:08,830 hey people are dying, your a lifeguard, do something 596 00:57:09,090 --> 00:57:12,250 im not a lifeguard, never was one 597 00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:15,720 help me help me lifeguard... 598 00:57:15,830 --> 00:57:20,230 theres still kids going down slides. once these idiots get out of the water 599 00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:22,610 its not as if the fish are going to follow them home 600 00:57:23,490 --> 00:57:27,270 help me 601 00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:36,540 you went back in the water... 602 00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:44,810 you little ginger mong. mitch, your a lifeguard mitch 603 00:58:03,630 --> 00:58:05,130 holy fuck 604 00:58:06,170 --> 00:58:07,720 im getting old 605 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,120 i made a rescue 606 00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:22,690 i actually made a rescue 607 00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:26,110 can you put me down now... 608 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,000 Ched 609 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,590 Ched 610 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:56,150 you see them, do you seem them now? 611 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,740 we got to drain the pools 612 00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:07,440 Barry, Barry. 613 00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:09,720 i need you to go to the pump house and force drain the pool 614 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,650 its easy, your leavers are down, you push them straight up 615 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,240 ok ok got it 616 00:59:16,450 --> 00:59:19,450 i want you to know whatever happens, ive loved you since 7th grade 617 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:20,440 i always will 618 00:59:20,950 --> 00:59:23,490 i thought you were gay? 619 00:59:37,990 --> 00:59:41,310 i gotta get out of here, its not my fault 620 00:59:41,930 --> 00:59:46,130 what the fuck... get off me 621 00:59:49,230 --> 00:59:50,580 hey no 622 00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:53,380 come over here please man look at my ass 623 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:57,260 holy shit - whatever it is, just get it out 624 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,830 ok this is gonna hurt alright, you ready? 1... 2... 625 01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:08,860 ahh fuck - comeon we got to get to the pump 626 01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:32,270 sorry kid 627 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:36,100 its not my fault 628 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,110 ok listen to me, i need you to get all the first aid supplies and bring them outside 629 01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:35,410 you got it?... go 630 01:01:35,510 --> 01:01:37,630 i need first aid fuck 631 01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:15,390 Maddie 632 01:02:17,770 --> 01:02:20,260 come here, help me 633 01:02:20,310 --> 01:02:22,380 i didnt know, i promise you i didnt know 634 01:02:22,430 --> 01:02:26,060 what are you talking about? the well ched promised me 35 % of the profits 635 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:29,840 if i turned a blind eye. just help me, get me out of here 636 01:02:29,890 --> 01:02:32,120 i didnt know that... kyle please 637 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:35,120 please just help me help me 638 01:02:37,610 --> 01:02:39,830 i cant do this 639 01:02:41,230 --> 01:02:43,560 no no no dont... 640 01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:45,120 please help me 641 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:48,280 wheres maddie? shes gone, i couldnt save her 642 01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:51,590 Maddie 643 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:14,070 be a man kyle, be a man be a man kyle 644 01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:40,740 this was a bad idea 645 01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:02,340 Barry. 646 01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:43,670 save her life kyle save her life 647 01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:46,100 being a hero 648 01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:53,460 i got you, oh my god get out of the pool 649 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:57,600 Maddie 650 01:06:58,170 --> 01:07:01,690 Maddie 651 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:03,870 Maddie 652 01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:24,690 nobody munches on daves ass bitch 653 01:07:25,470 --> 01:07:29,300 adios bastardos 654 01:09:45,770 --> 01:09:48,050 how the hell did you buy that shotgun leg? 655 01:09:48,670 --> 01:09:50,690 with the money i saved on socks 656 01:09:53,070 --> 01:09:54,940 hello... maddie 657 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,580 your not going to believe this 658 01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:58,770 i was right 659 01:09:59,390 --> 01:10:04,000 there elvolving, there learning to walk 660 01:10:05,710 --> 01:10:08,920 yeah, i know 661 01:10:17,410 --> 01:10:19,380 David! 662 01:10:19,570 --> 01:10:21,610 David, get away from that thing 663 01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:24,670 mom its ok, there slow on land 664 01:10:31,670 --> 01:10:35,540 oh my god, somebody 665 01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:37,880 little... ginger... moron 666 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,096 Subtitled by sainikuddu www.yify-torrents.com 44673

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