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- Previously on Boston Legal.
- What is this?
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- It says the firm is going broke.
- The firm is going broke?
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Did I know this and forget?
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The early stages of Alzheimer's.
We're not talking about precursors anymore.
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There's a drug called dimebolin,
something like that.
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You can't have it.
It's not F.D.A. Approved.
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Even a dying patient has no constitutional
right to experimental treatment.
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- So now what?
- We go to the state supreme court.
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- They said no.
- Any appeal?
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- Well, to the U.S. Supreme Court.
- Will you marry me?
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- I would love to marry you.
- We're going back to the Supreme Court!
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- Oh!
- Supreme Court!
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Supreme Court! Supreme Court!
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- Oh.
- What's up?
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They've reached a tentative deal...
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- and they need us to sign off before-
- We merged?
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- Evidently. We'll know more in a second.
- Where are we going?
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- Twenty-eighth floor. They're all waiting.
- Ooh.
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Well, where's Edwin?
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- Doesn't he have to sign off?
- I'm told he was called.
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What does this mean to us?
Or specifically, me?
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I don't know the details, Denny.
Let's just hear what they have to say.
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- What the hell is this?
- [Chattering]
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Shirley Schmidt and Denny Crane, I'd like you
to meet Hyung Lee and Zhu Chang.
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- Hello.
- They're all Chinese.
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Denny, Mr. Chang
is the C.E. O...
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of the Tsu-Chang
International Group.
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They've recently acquired Finlay Crevette,
a law firm you know well.
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They are now expanding to acquire
Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
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- What are you talking about?
- I thought we were merging with Finlay.
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Yes. Finlay is now
really Tsu International.
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- Any of you yahoos speak English?
- I speak English, Mr. Crane.
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Oh, good for you.
Who are these guys?
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Denny, your abrupt
litigation style is legendary.
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You need not put it on display.
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Are you telling me we're being
bought out by the Chinese?
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The good news is they intend to keep
on most of the attorneys here.
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So as transitions go-
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Yeah, I've seen their transitions in Tibet.
I'm not a fan.
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We're not selling out
to a bunch of commies.
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- Denny-
- How dare you!
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What, you're not a bunch of commies?
You're not getting my firm!
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[Shouting In Chinese]
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What? What?
What? War talk? Bring it on!
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[Chinese]
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- [Shouting In Chinese]
- [Denny] Oh, really?
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[Paul]
Denny! Denny! Denny!
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Denny!
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Denny! Denny!
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- [Funk]
- [Man Vocalizing]
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[Man]
Uh-huh
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- All right
- Boom.
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Come on
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[Lips Pop]
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Come on
All right
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Well, yeah
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Well, yeah
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Outlaw
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[Sighs]
I think I've managed to smooth things over.
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This deal-
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Paul, why didn't you tell me
who you were negotiating with?
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It's an extremely
reputable group, Shirley...
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not to mention liquid.
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- Which in this economy-
- It's Chinese.
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Do you know how many businesses
in this country are owned and operated by-
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We don't have to be one of them.
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Shirley, we don't have
any other bidders.
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We have about three weeks
before we can't make payroll.
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Paul, this firm is my legacy.
My name is on the plaque.
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And I don't have to remind you of China's
track record on human rights.
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You're talking about the government.
This is a private company.
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- There have to be alternatives.
- There aren't.
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[Phone Rings]
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- [Beeps]
- Shirley Schmidt.
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What?
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What's the address?
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- Okay. Thank you.
- [Beeps]
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[Sighs]
Denny's been arrested.
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What?
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It's 1:00 in the morning.
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[Sighs]
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[Sirens Wailing]
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[Speaking, Indistinct]
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- I noticed that-
- Shirley Schmidt and Paul Lewiston.
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We represent Denny Crane.
Where is he?
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- The den.
- What happened?
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He broke in and sexually assaulted
the woman who resides here.
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- What?
- Sexually assaulted her?
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He climbed into her bed while she
was sleeping. She broke free, called us.
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- [Shirley] Denny?
- I called Alan. Couldn't get him.
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- Denny, what have you done?
- Well, this is just a misunderstanding.
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This is Penelope Kimball's house.
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She's a friend, a neighbor.
We have a kind of flirty relationship.
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I thought I'd give her
a Christmas surprise.
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- I surprised her too much, I guess.
- You climbed into her bed?
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Well, I thought she'd like it.
We have a kind of chemistry.
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Not anymore, you don't.
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Well, couldn't I just apologize
to her and go home?
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I don't think
it's going to be that easy.
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You're being charged with breaking
and entering and sexual assault.
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Oh, please.
Who do I make the check out to?
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Denny. You are
in serious trouble here.
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Are you kidding me?
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- Oh, please. Everybody's overreacting.
- Overreacting?
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You broke into a woman's house in the middle
of the night, climbing into her bed naked!
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- I do that all the time!
- Denny!
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Look, I didn't break in.
The kitchen door was open. She's a friend.
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And as for being naked,
I thought I was saving a little time.
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Look, the last time
she and I spoke...
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we talked about Christmas
and the gifts and economy.
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And I said, "This year, I'm going
as the little drummer boy.
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Instead of presents, I'm gonna show
up and play my little instrument."
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And she said,
"Oh, I'd like that."
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And I mistook that for
an invitation of sorts. Sorry.
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Denny, we are scheduled to go before
the Supreme Court on Friday.
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- Alan, we've got bigger problems than that.
- What?
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We're being bought-
We are being bought out by the Chinese.
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- What are you talking about?
- It's very hush-hush. But I'm telling you.
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A Chinese company has reached
an agreement in principle to buy us.
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This place last night was crawling
with Chinese. Ho Chi Minh City, I kid you not.
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Why would a Chinese company
want to buy an American law firm?
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They're buying everything.
They're taking over.
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Listen, how could you have not been kept
in the loop on this?
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I was told they were a parent company
of Finlay. I had no idea.
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- Carl, I want to stop it.
- Can we?
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The only thing
I can think of is an injunction.
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- Trying to block it on public policy grounds.
- Public policy?
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Well, it can't be a good thing
for Chinese corporations...
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to be scooping up
American law firms.
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It's definitely not good for us.
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Well, all in all, we picked
a really bad week to get married.
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Ms. Schmidt,
I'm Penelope Kimball.
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We didn't actually get
to meet last night.
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No. Carl Sack,
this is Penelope Kimball.
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- Mmm.
- She was the victim of Denny's-
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- Ah.
- Last night. Please sit.
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You know, I feel really, really terrible
about all of this.
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Well, we all do.
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Um, Denny's maintaining it was
some sort of misunderstanding.
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Is that possible?
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Denny didn't seem to understand
anything last night.
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What do you mean?
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He seemed extremely
disoriented and confused.
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It- It wasn't-
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It didn't seem like an assault
of any kind so much as-
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He seemed really,
really confused...
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like he didn't
really know where he was.
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That's ridiculous.
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I was in Penelope Kimball's bed...
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Iooking to play my instrument.
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She's a very sexy lady.
You should be glad I didn't climb into yours.
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- Denny, there's no point in lying to us.
- I am not!
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Denny, look at me.
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Tell me what happened last night.
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I told you already.
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Denny-
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I don't know what happened.
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All of a sudden the police were there
and I was in the wrong house.
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And I wasn't wearing anything.
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I don't know what happened.
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I remember being upset at home.
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I couldn't sleep. I was so worried about
the communist invasion.
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Next thing, I'm naked...
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and I'm talking to police officers.
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I don't even remember
talking to Penelope.
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- I want that drug.
- We'll go to the Supreme Court on Friday.
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The question becomes, if they refused to hear
almost exactly the same case before...
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- why are they suddenly doing so now?
- I don't know.
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It's a bit daunting
being in a room with them.
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- Even when they're just cutout posters.
- How are we doing?
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Well, there's no constitutional right
to experimental treatment.
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We're gonna have to locate
authority elsewhere.
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- What about right to privacy?
Can we extend my analysis?
- You can.
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But it's been tried before
and rejected.
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Medical self-defense?
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Also tried with marijuana
for medicinal purposes. Also rejected.
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What have you got?
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We're still looking.
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Alan, there are rumors
about the firm being sold.
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I don't have time for rumors
right now, Jerry.
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[Raspberries]
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Look, Shirley, no one likes it.
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- Why can't you get a line of credit to make payroll?
- Line of credit?
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Have you been living
on this planet? Credit?
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We have assets into the millions.
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And liabilities in the 10s of millions.
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So you just make a deal
with the devil?
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- They are not the devil.
- Yes, they are.
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- Because they're Chinese?
- Yes!
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- You're a bigot.
- I'm entitled to my opinion.
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I realize I wouldn't be
if I were in China.
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- You are out of line.
- Paul, if this merger goes through, I will-
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Make your case to the partners.
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- I will take my name off the firm.
- Your name is firm property.
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- You do not own it.
- I'll go to court.
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Fine. I'll wave to you
from the other side.
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- Paul-
- [Door Slams]
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- Thanks for having my back.
- Shirley...
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dear, if you expect to have any success
with either the partners or in court...
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you're gonna have to check
your prejudice at the door.
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I have no problem with the Chinese people
or Chinese Americans...
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but the government,
which a lot of these companies are-
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Yes. You know what? I think you should
check your anger at the door too.
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I spoke to the D.A., and they're dropping
the charges against you.
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- How did you do that?
- Well, it wasn't difficult, really.
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Penelope also spoke to them, so-
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Oh. Deep down
that woman wants me.
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Do not go there tonight.
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Thank you, Alan.
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Alan, I wanna ask you something,
and you may think this is crazy.
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- But I want you to think about it.
- Okay.
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[Chuckles]
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Will you marry me?
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I know the sex is lousy.
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But it's legal in Massachusetts-
same-sex marriage.
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And there are going
to be decisions ahead...
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medical decisions that a spouse
gets to make if I should become-
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Denny, you can stipulate that
in a living will or by proxy.
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- We don't need to get married.
- There are other reasons.
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Last night I climbed
into a neighbor's bed.
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And I shot a few Chinese,
although I don't apologize for that.
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- How many times have I been arrested?
- A lot.
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And the odds on my getting arrested again
for who knows what?
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- I need to be able to tell you things.
- But you can always-
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Let-Let me finish first.
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Although I know you'd resist,
the police could subpoena you...
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and try and force you to reveal
whatever I tell you.
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- I'd never-
- You could be held in contempt if you refused.
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You could end up in jail.
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On the other hand,
if you had spousal privilege...
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I could talk to you without worrying
about you incriminating yourself later.
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- Denny-
- For my peace of mind...
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the little piece I have left, l-
234
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,853
- Let's be serious.
- And I can transfer property to
you without paying gift tax.
235
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,756
[Chuckles]
And since the rate is a hundred percent-
236
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:24,853
Denny, what we've got now is so great.
237
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:28,457
Why ruin it with marriage?
238
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,836
- Who knows how long I have left?
- You have a long time left.
239
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:36,864
We're going to the Supreme Court,
and we're getting you that drug.
240
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,780
- Seymour.
- Aye.
241
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,182
- Zinberg.
- Aye.
242
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,346
- Kennedy.
- Aye.
243
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,855
- Underwood.
- Aye.
244
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,188
- Evans.
- Aye.
245
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,728
- Smith.
- Nay.
246
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:59,093
- Xavier.
- Aye.
247
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:03,294
- Espenson.
- [Lips Pop] Nay.
248
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,769
- Adams.
- Aye.
249
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,329
- Reid.
- Nay.
250
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,602
- Thomason.
- Aye.
251
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,042
- Sack.
- Nay.
252
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,511
- Schmidt.
- Nay.
253
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:20,777
Okay. We've got 21 ayes
and six nays.
254
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,844
The nays have it.
255
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,783
- The motion to approve the merger-
- The nays have it.
256
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:33,923
- The merger has been approved.
- I'll get an injunction.
257
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:41,100
- We can get injunctions on our own, Shirley.
- Take your shot, Paul.
258
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:45,439
Shirley, there are
many ways to go out.
259
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,810
On your ass isn't
one of the better ones.
260
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,281
You might keep that in mind, Paul.
261
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,662
[Chattering]
262
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,338
[Shouting]
263
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,141
- Denny, come on.
- Are you for this merger, Carl?
264
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,650
No. But this is a bit
of a duress still.
265
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,779
We don't want assistants and secretaries
losing their homes.
266
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,880
God forbid you should have
to sell your Gulfstream.
267
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,925
- Is Shirley going to court?
- She is.
268
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,585
- I'm coming with.
- Well-
269
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,597
- My name is on the door too.
- But we have to present a rational front.
270
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,061
Give it to me.
271
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,568
Okay, thank you.
272
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,545
Am I not supposed to see you
before the big day?
273
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:03,179
- [Chuckles] You're not the groom.
- Still time.
274
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,514
I'm coming with you
to fight the Chinese.
275
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,789
- Oh, no, Den- No, no. No.
- Shirley, my absence will be conspicuous.
276
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,228
And much appreciated by all.
277
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:15,232
I won't shoot anybody.
I'll- I'll keep my clothes on.
278
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,860
I'll-
Well, I won't shoot anybody.
279
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,394
- Denny, I can't take the risk.
- Shirley, I'll behave.
280
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,874
I belong at your side.
I'm a name partner.
281
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:30,237
- God, you're beautiful.
- Thank you.
282
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,382
I'm going to pack my trial bag.
283
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:43,588
[Chattering]
284
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,628
[Together]
Hey! Hey!
285
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,567
Yes! Yes!
286
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,904
Don't tell me.
You love Katie.
287
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,569
A federal case in Newark
recently granted a plaintiff...
288
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,636
the right to use
an experimental drug.
289
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:05,444
It's the most recent case on point.
I found it. Katie helped.
290
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,816
It's not binding, but it could explain
why the Supreme Court agreed to hear us.
291
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:12,516
- A new case?
- I found it. Katie helped. [Lips Pop]
292
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,527
New case. I found it.
293
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,785
Wait a second. You're here representing
Crane, Poole & Schmidt?
294
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,988
- And you're here-
- Also representing Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
295
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,998
And I would remind
the court I'm Schmidt.
296
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:59,299
Your Honor, the partnership
voted overwhelmingly to approve this merger.
297
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:03,034
It is lawful. It is pursuant
to a valid partnership agreement...
298
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,702
entered into by Ms. Schmidt.
299
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,075
- And it is against public policy.
- [Judge] Why?
300
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,412
To have a business acquired
by Chinese interests?
301
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,510
You're a little late on the protest wagon,
if that's what you're talking about.
302
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,683
Your Honor, it is one thing for them to acquire
manufacturing and software companies.
303
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:24,024
It's quite another to allow them
to have a death grip on our law firms which-
304
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,997
- Death grip?
- Which are in the business of safeguarding...
305
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,760
- our individual liberties and-
- Hey, counsel.
306
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,234
- This does not scare you?
- Shame on you.
307
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,498
[Judge Fudd]
Hold on. The law's the law.
308
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:38,168
The Chinese buy companies here,
well, they have to play by our rules.
309
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,404
And if they don't want
to play by our rules...
310
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:44,040
what more effective, insidious way
to circumvent our laws...
311
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,414
than to gain control
of America's law firms.
312
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,477
- Your Honor, this is just outrageous.
- May I finish?
313
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,886
Shirley?
314
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,620
China is a lovely country.
315
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,861
I've always wanted
to visit their walls.
316
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:07,963
But the idea of China
coming here is terrifying.
317
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,704
I'm sorry. Their record on human rights
is atrocious.
318
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:17,613
They do not support freedom of speech,
freedom of religion.
319
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,310
They do support Sudan...
320
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:23,753
which enables them
to contribute to the genocide in Darfur.
321
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,314
They turn a blind eye
to female infanticide.
322
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:30,156
They force abortion.
They practice torture.
323
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,131
China's economy will overtake ours.
That's not even a question.
324
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,100
They have so much money
invested here now.
325
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:41,572
Add to that the devaluation of our dollar,
they practically own us already.
326
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,835
Their goal is to become
a civilizational power...
327
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,811
and they have the wealth
to achieve that.
328
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:52,077
Let them buy up
all our lawyers and watch out.
329
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,981
I do not want to fall
into their hands.
330
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,612
And by the way, it is folly to think
we will control them with our laws.
331
00:20:56,688 --> 00:21:00,954
It is ludicrous to think we'll be tough
on their human rights violations.
332
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:05,793
Because we haven't been.
And why? Because they own us.
333
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:10,130
As Hillary Clinton said,
"How do you get tough with your banker?"
334
00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,704
L-
335
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:25,876
I understand that the United States
may end up working for China one day.
336
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,182
I get that.
It's a new world order.
337
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,525
But as far as law firms go...
338
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,422
my name is on this one.
339
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,734
My life's work has been to build up-
340
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,374
Let them start
with someone else's firm.
341
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:13,159
- Did he rule?
- After lunch.
342
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:18,191
And suppose we lose? Has anybody
made it clear how the firm might change?
343
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,762
Paul Lewiston says it won't.
Shirley's convinced otherwise.
344
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,899
Jerry was hopping around.
345
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:26,876
Said he found
a new case on point?
346
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:29,709
There was a recent
federal court ruling...
347
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:32,079
in support of giving
experimental drugs.
348
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:35,847
District court.
So it won't be binding, but it'll help.
349
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:40,517
I'm also presently trying to get you
into one of the clinical trials for dimebolin.
350
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:43,117
But I'm not confident
of that, Denny.
351
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:48,863
- Have you given any more thought to my idea?
- What idea?
352
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,627
Marrying you.
353
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:57,437
We're committed to each other.
Let's make it legal.
354
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:02,742
L- I didn't mean
to get emotional. It's just-
355
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:08,775
Maybe it's a bad sign that my personal legacy
is so tied to my profession...
356
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,253
instead of-
357
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:14,053
I hardly ever talk to my daughter.
358
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,228
- I don't to my sister.
- We could always start a family.
359
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:24,792
- [Laughs]
- Shirley, are you the least bit
excited about getting married?
360
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,465
Well, of course I am.
Why would you ask that?
361
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,407
I mean, most brides are obsessed
with their wedding day.
362
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,637
Well, please.
I've had too many of them.
363
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:36,840
L-I didn't mean for it
to sound that way.
364
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,780
Do you want
to postpone the ceremony?
365
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:43,048
- No. No. Let's just get it over with before l-
- [Snickers]
366
00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:47,490
Hey, I definitely didn't mean
for that to sound that way.
367
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:50,426
This is where I get insecure,
and then I want to run back to New York.
368
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:54,693
Hey, I want to marry you
more than anything...
369
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:57,291
and I don't want to delay it
a single second.
370
00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,532
In all of this madness...
371
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,366
don't let my love for you
get lost, okay?
372
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,775
Okay.
373
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:13,314
Judas Priest! Again with the kissing.
Is this for my benefit?
374
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,649
No, Denny. It's for mine.
Do you need something?
375
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,780
- Do we have a ruling yet?
- No. Not yet. We're still wai-
376
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,627
[Sighs]
Thejudge ruled.
377
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:28,962
Your injunction was denied.
The merger is valid.
378
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,833
Look, Shirley, none of us
wanted this to happen.
379
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:37,033
But we have responsibilities
to others.
380
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,508
And like it or not...
381
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,775
this firm is bigger than all of us.
382
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:02,795
- Thank you for joining.
- [Speaking Chinese]
383
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,326
- Obviously your remarks about
China are deeply disturbing.
- [Chinese]
384
00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:09,567
At a time when China's embracing
capitalism and American ideals...
385
00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,439
we expect it to be
welcomed more graciously.
386
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:19,342
- Mr. Chang, uh, the dirty little secret on China-
- [Chinese]
387
00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:21,408
- Is the capitalism you so embrace-
- [Chinese]
388
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:24,751
Consists primarily
of state-owned enterprises.
389
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:30,284
Many of these companies, including
this one, are not really all that private.
390
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,523
They are often tied
to your government.
391
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:36,192
There's nothing American
about that idea.
392
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,259
[Chinese]
393
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:41,971
[Chinese]
394
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,500
- Many of your banks today
are owned by your government.
- [Chinese]
395
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:50,639
Our hope is that you would remain
with Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
396
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:55,277
We now have deep concerns over whether
you will serve our interests with fidelity.
397
00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:58,254
- [Chinese]
- If you feel you cannot...
398
00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:01,884
we would appreciate you acting
with honor and submitting your resignation.
399
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:06,820
You'll have my resignation
by the end of business.
400
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,992
[Chinese]
401
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,059
Since we're being honorable...
402
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:16,767
would you do me the courtesy
of removing my good name from these walls?
403
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,308
[Chinese]
404
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,456
Bitch.
405
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:45,332
- You quit?
- Carl, I just can't do this-
406
00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:49,271
No. Whoa, whoa. First of all, you never make
this kind of decision when you're emotional.
407
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,935
And second, Shirley,
there are a lot of people around here...
408
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:55,377
who now more than ever are gonna
be looking to you for reassurance.
409
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,007
- This is not how a leader reacts.
- You can lead.
410
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,574
No, I can't. I don't enjoy the kind
of loyalty you do here.
411
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:04,383
We certainly don't want Denny in charge.
Do not be submitting your resignation.
412
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,515
At least not yet.
413
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,991
Oh, gee.
It's Laurel and Hardy.
414
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,627
Ms. Schmidt,
you have been very rude to us.
415
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:16,724
We will not respond in kind.
416
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,668
Mr. Sack, may we meet
with you, please?
417
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:27,875
I would submit there are four factors
the Court must look at. First-
418
00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:31,677
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't
get to tell us what we must do. Sorry.
419
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,878
- Start again.
- Jerry, which justice are you playing?
420
00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:37,649
Hmm. I was kind of a composite.
421
00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,713
Okay.
422
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:44,421
I would like the Court to consider
four factors in determining whether my client...
423
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,694
qualifies for the compassion exception
to the ban on experimental drugs.
424
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:53,431
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You've come to
the Supreme Court looking for compassion?
425
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,066
[Laughs]
Boy, did you walk into the wrong room, I tell ya.
426
00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,542
Jerry, they won't do that. Can you lose
the cigarette and play it straight?
427
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,909
This is kind of an important case.
428
00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,580
What's going on?
429
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,613
Am I already dead?
430
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,950
Effective as ofJanuary 1...
431
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:18,223
the litigation department
of Crane, Poole & Schmidt is being replaced.
432
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:22,255
[Laughing] What are you talking about?
We've all been fired?
433
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,632
"Fired" is such an ugly word, Alan.
An accurate one.
434
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,865
- But-
- [Shirley] I am sorry.
435
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,930
This is no doubt
because I antagonized them.
436
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:32,704
Fired? All of us?
437
00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:35,143
- Even me?
- Especially you.
438
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,272
They fired you twice.
439
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,945
[Man]
There you go.
440
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,011
[Denny]
We've been dead before.
441
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:47,786
Then suddenly,
like from the planet Mars, life.
442
00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:51,719
We could just start a new firm.
443
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:55,562
But frankly, I don't think
I have the energy or the will.
444
00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:59,501
Never surrender, Shirley.
Especially to a bunch of commies.
445
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,903
It's not about surrendering, Denny.
446
00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:06,103
It's just that it's time for me to marry
a man I love and start a real life.
447
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:11,478
L- I mean him.
448
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:16,612
Look, if you could permit
an old lady to peddle some advice...
449
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:21,182
whatever you do next,
make sure it's something you love.
450
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:25,093
A life, professional or personal-
451
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,825
without passion, you're dead.
452
00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:36,772
Jerry, this can be
the start of a good thing.
453
00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,207
I just don't do well
with good-byes.
454
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,713
Look, we are going
to come through this...
455
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:46,547
and we will do that by focusing
on what's immediately ahead of us.
456
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,782
For me, that's my wedding,
which is Saturday at St. Christopher's.
457
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,720
You are all, of course, invited.
458
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,884
- We're keeping it fairly small.
- [Denny] That's rushing it, isn't it?
459
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,019
- You just got engaged.
- I'm knocked up, Denny.
460
00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:00,064
- [Gasps]
- Kidding.
461
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,157
Kidding.
As for the four of you...
462
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:07,534
you must concentrate all your focus
and energy on the Supreme Court argument.
463
00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:11,473
- How do you stand?
- I found a new case on point. Katie helped.
464
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,670
There is precedent for allowing
an experimental drug.
465
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,641
Alan?
You're very quiet.
466
00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:21,412
- We'll be ready by Friday.
- What are you thinking about?
467
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,585
I think we should fire them.
468
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,593
- Excuse me?
- Our new bosses.
469
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,755
It's not right that they fired us.
I think we should fire them.
470
00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:36,693
I know you're good.
But exactly how would that work?
471
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,258
[Mutters]
472
00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,361
We get us a meeting.
473
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:05,458
Now, look, I know
there's a lot riding on this meeting.
474
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:09,523
But I want everyone
to just take a deep breath and stay calm.
475
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,560
Alan can handle it.
Can't you, Alan?
476
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,129
Larry Storch played Agarn, right?
477
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,198
On F Troop. Yes.
478
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:21,905
- What's F Troop?
- I loved F Troop.
479
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,645
- Dear Lord.
- [Elevator Bell Dings]
480
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:37,222
Greetings,
our Chinese carpetbaggers.
481
00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,763
I'm told it's customary to bow.
482
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,129
- That's theJapanese.
- Greetings. Good to see you.
483
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,964
Yes. Hello.
Good to see you. Greetings. Yes.
484
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:47,596
Oh, love the tie.
Greetings. Yes. Hello.
485
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:49,264
Good to see you.
Greetings. Yes.
486
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:53,743
Okay, this concludes the bowing
and kowtowing portion of the presentation.
487
00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:56,780
I'm told we need an interpreter.
Who would that be?
488
00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:59,408
Actually, Mr. Shore, almost everybody
here can understand English.
489
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:03,648
And since this is a unilateral presentation,
why don't you just talk?
490
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:05,450
Excellent. We didn't allow time
for you to speak anyway.
491
00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:09,584
I'm having second thoughts about that tie
though. Oh, good. He does understand.
492
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:13,859
So where to begin? How about,
welcome to Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
493
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,923
I'm afraid you're all fired.
Nothing personal.
494
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,492
You seem like fine folk.
Love the discipline, the 10,000 drummers.
495
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:21,834
But it's not working out.
So sorry. Out you go.
496
00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:25,774
- Single file, please. Move along. Bye-bye.
- [Chattering In Chinese]
497
00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:31,110
- Mr. Shore, we now own the firm.
- That doesn't much matter, Mr. -
498
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,207
- Lee.
- Lee. Yes. This is America.
499
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,309
And in America, it all comes down
to who the jury likes better.
500
00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:38,219
And I don't think an American jury
will side with the Communists. Do you?
501
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,190
Juries typically frown on oppressors,
even when they're capitalists.
502
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,126
- So the idea of China-
- On what grounds could you possibly prevail?
503
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:46,186
Grounds?
Who cares about grounds?
504
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:49,062
Cases always come down
to who the jury likes better.
505
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:52,034
Did I not just say this? I think I did.
So anyway, meet the group.
506
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:55,504
We're a fine, very likable group.
Infectious smiles. Smile, group.
507
00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:58,872
And best of all, bad for you,
we're very good.
508
00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:01,969
Did you check out our win/loss record?
Good for us, bad for you.
509
00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:05,573
More importantly, did you note
the kinds of cases that we argue week to week?
510
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:08,118
Typically preposterous,
mostly unwinnable on their face.
511
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:11,553
And yet we win them, whether we have grounds
or not. Must be the smiles. Smile, group.
512
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:14,216
And here we actually
do have grounds.
513
00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:17,693
For you to summarily "Schmidtcan"
an entire litigation department...
514
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:21,163
a successful one, no less, because, well-
because I guess you don't like us.
515
00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:24,599
It seems arbitrary, capricious,
actionable, winnable of all things.
516
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,035
It doesn't really
seem fair, does it...
517
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,733
for us to have both
the merits and the smiles.
518
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:31,536
Smile, group.
But we do.
519
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,840
A wrongful discharge, subject to compensatory
and punitive damages...
520
00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:36,903
could be lots and lots of money.
521
00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:40,348
Not to mention, think of the fallout here
at the firm. We're notjust good litigators.
522
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:43,046
We're popular.
Again, could be the smiles.
523
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:47,285
And you firing us, that would be a terrible,
terrible way to introduce yourselves.
524
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:50,088
I mean, Denny Crane, Shirley Schmidt?
You must be joking.
525
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,288
I know how the Chinese
love to kid...
526
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:57,266
like with the, uh, tanks in the Square,
or the monks in Tibet, or daughters.
527
00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,634
But you could have a mass
exodus oflawyers...
528
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:05,267
long before we even get to trial,
which we will, of course, get to just the same.
529
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:08,005
And when we do, take caution.
Here's a little tip.
530
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:12,311
We Americans love to trade on fear.
Ask W. Ask Dick. Ask Rummy.
531
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:15,113
Fear sells. Fear works.
532
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:18,644
The fear I'll be trading on is China,
Communist China.
533
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:22,159
Taking ourjobs.
First over there, then over here.
534
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,423
Where you once were passive investors,
now you want active control.
535
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:30,729
That scares Americans. Active Communists
made in China seeking control.
536
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,394
Oh, scary!
537
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:36,634
One last thought.
We're giant slayers here. It's what we do.
538
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:39,972
Be it the United States government,
big pharmaceutical.
539
00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:43,036
Big Tobacco. Big Oil.
It never gets old.
540
00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:46,811
And just when it seemed we were fresh
out of bigs, along came you- China.
541
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:48,909
The poster child for big. Oh!
542
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:52,615
To parade you in front of an American jury-
Well, here's your out.
543
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,853
We'll agree not to fire you,
not to sue, on one condition.
544
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,918
We stay,
and we stay in charge.
545
00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,293
Do what you want
with corporate or tax.
546
00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:02,355
But in litigation,
we run the show.
547
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,334
Shirley Schmidt, Denny Crane, Carl Sack,
Jerry Espenson, Katie Lloyd, me.
548
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,871
It's our party. Stay out of our way,
we'll stay out of yours.
549
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,964
That is the deal.
550
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,643
[Laughing]
551
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,387
Not sure you got
the desired effect there, Al.
552
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,892
[Applause Continues]
553
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:40,330
My father used to say,
"After watching the Bruins with Bobby Orr...
554
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:43,532
it just wasn't the same after."
555
00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:47,977
I think I'll feel that way
about watching Alan Shore practice law.
556
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:53,408
There will never
be anyone ever like him.
557
00:35:56,687 --> 00:36:00,020
- If we break up-
- Do I need to reach for the oilcan?
558
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,082
[Chuckles]
559
00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:05,956
Are we still on for dinner?
560
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:07,520
Yes.
561
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,227
This will be, like,
our third date, Jerry.
562
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:20,233
- Hello. Welcome. Hello.
- Relax. We don't need to kiss.
563
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,639
They have decided to reinstate us.
564
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:58,944
Evidently, they agree it would send
a bad message to summarily broom us.
565
00:36:59,016 --> 00:37:02,543
- Which means they probably just plan
to do it more gradually.
- [Chuckles]
566
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:07,557
Perhaps. They are bringing in somebody new
to oversee the litigation department.
567
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:09,593
- Who?
- I don't know.
568
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:13,596
But for now,
more life from Mars, I guess.
569
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:17,065
Well, do we even want it, Shirley?
570
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:19,659
We can now leave on our own terms.
571
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:22,399
Well...
572
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:27,172
right now let's concentrate
on the Supreme Court.
573
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,770
And my wedding.
And we'll take it from there.
574
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:34,079
Thank you, Alan.
575
00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:38,588
You-You are really something.
576
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:43,252
- Usually when women tell me
that, it's to get inside my-
- Alan! [Sighs]
577
00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:49,759
See you tomorrow.
It feels good to say that.
578
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,349
How you doing?
579
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:16,860
Better days. Worse too.
580
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:19,589
So we live again.
581
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:21,655
For now.
582
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,158
Hell of a speech, Alan.
583
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,636
- I even listened this time.
- To all of it?
584
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,832
- Don't be ridiculous.
- [Laughs]
585
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,201
[Exhales]
586
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:35,404
Denny, I've been thinking
about what Shirley said.
587
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:40,007
- Loving life, loving yourjob.
- We've always done both.
588
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:44,350
But will we?
Under this new regime?
589
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,913
If I could do anything...
590
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:51,087
I think it would be
to open my own legal aid firm.
591
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,653
- What the hell is that?
- Well, basically...
592
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:57,326
it's a firm where you give
your services away for free.
593
00:38:57,401 --> 00:39:01,861
- What's the point?
- [Chuckles] Denny, in this economy...
594
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,999
those are gonna be the first services cut-
legal aid to the poor.
595
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,839
Oh.
596
00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:12,677
Do you think that
I might like poor people?
597
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,514
I've never taken the time
to know one.
598
00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:18,453
Oh, they can be very nice
once you get to know them.
599
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,121
Problem is funding it.
600
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:29,393
Plus, I must admit I enjoy having money
to travel and fish, eat well.
601
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,094
You know where this discussion
is headed, don't you?
602
00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:35,104
- Where?
- Straight to the altar.
603
00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:37,902
- [Chuckles]
- Alan.
604
00:39:37,975 --> 00:39:41,376
I have more money than God,
unless he timed the market.
605
00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:46,280
And I can't give it to you 'cause the government
will take half of the gift tax.
606
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:50,810
And I can't die and leave it to you
'cause of the estate tax.
607
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,879
Don't get me started.
608
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:56,120
If you were my spouse,
I could give it.
609
00:39:56,193 --> 00:40:01,460
I could leave it to you.
What's mine is yours.
610
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,591
Government can't touch it.
611
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:08,604
Oh, for that matter, you could open
a business or start a foundation-
612
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:13,132
In which case, you can't
use it for incidentals like travel, fishing.
613
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:17,340
And the way you go after the government-
They already audit you.
614
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,781
They'll find a way to nail you...
615
00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:21,909
for comingling
or malfeasance or whatever.
616
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:24,511
The cleanest, simplest...
617
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:29,082
most efficient transfer
of property is marriage.
618
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,151
Plus all those other reasons.
619
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:36,632
Medical.
Spousal privilege. Immunity.
620
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:42,461
[Laughing]
It's beyond ridiculous, even for us.
621
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:45,065
[Laughs]
622
00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:47,804
I've always wanted to remarry
before I die.
623
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:49,937
Really?
624
00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:52,005
Why?
625
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:57,210
I just have.
626
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,848
And like it or not...
627
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,360
you're the man I love.
628
00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:09,965
Think of all the, uh-
What do you call them? Poor people?
629
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:13,367
- Yes.
- Think of all the poor people you can help.
630
00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:15,428
Allocating my wealth to them...
631
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:20,034
not the Iraq war
or the Wall Street bailout.
632
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,136
Take my hand, Alan.
633
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,308
Take my money.
634
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:31,514
I always thought if I were
to get married again...
635
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:35,081
it would be
for love and romance.
636
00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:38,184
You love me.
637
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:41,561
Romance never lasts.
Money can.
638
00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:50,605
Okay, Denny. I will marry you.
639
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:54,132
- Really?
- Why not?
640
00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:56,873
I suppose it had to come to this.
641
00:41:56,947 --> 00:42:00,212
- Going to the chapel
- It'll be great.
642
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:04,448
- And we're gonna get married
- Yes, it will.
643
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,752
- Ah!
- Going to the chapel
644
00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:10,760
- Like jumping a shark.
- Hey, how about we do it
on the dock of Nimmo Bay?
645
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:13,228
Perfect.
646
00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:16,698
- A salmon in one hand.
- Me in the other.
647
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,928
Let no man tear asunder.
648
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,072
This could be a television series.
649
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:25,074
- On a new network.
- One that cares.
650
00:42:25,142 --> 00:42:29,078
Alan Shore and Denny Crane,
husband and mad cow.
651
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:32,707
Going to the chapel oflove
652
00:42:32,783 --> 00:42:35,650
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
653
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:40,315
Going to the chapel oflove
654
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,881
Yeah, yeah
655
00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:46,758
Oh, jingle bells
Jingle bells
656
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,798
Jingle all the way
657
00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:54,668
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
658
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,298
Make sure as you stand
that you face each other.
659
00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:59,365
It's a pet peeve of mine...
660
00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:01,673
when couples look like they're
going off in different directions...
661
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:04,077
even during the ceremony.
662
00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:06,412
- You're gonna be giving her away.
- Uh-huh.
663
00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:10,476
And you're obviously the groom.
And that would make you theJew.
664
00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:14,456
Rabbi! Rabbi!
Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
665
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:16,686
I certainly hope you
will accept my apology.
666
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,489
Well, may I be really honest,
Father?
667
00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:21,588
I'm not happy at all
with this union.
668
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,429
- Rabbi?
- There's a very old joke.
669
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:26,492
- You know what they call the
child of a Jew and Christian?
- Here we go.
670
00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,003
- A Christian.
- [Laughs]
671
00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:29,869
Assimilation. See?
Didn't I tell you?
672
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,601
- Father.
- Excuse me?
673
00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:35,543
Do you know the most oppressed
religion in America today? Christianity.
674
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,103
- Father.
- Hear! Hear!
675
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,514
It's Christmastime.
You know, Christmas has become verboten.
676
00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:43,382
- You can't even say the word!
- Interesting he speaks German.
677
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,445
- What?
- Maybe we should all start over.
678
00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:48,286
- I'd like to know what you meant by that.
- Oh, it's nothing personal.
679
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,385
I have a little peeve over how the Catholic
Church turned its back on the Holocaust.
680
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,488
- I love it. A holy war.
- [Priest]
The Catholic Church has been unwavering...
681
00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:56,829
in its support of Israel.
682
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,868
- At great risk to America, I might add.
- Father.
683
00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:02,963
Much of the violence directed at our country
stems from our support of Israel.
684
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,066
Support which is surely
as disproportionate...
685
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,407
since Israel probably doesn't
even need to exist anymore!
686
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:12,882
- Ooh, that should seal it.
- Did you actuallyjust say Israel shouldn't exist?
687
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,975
- Rabbi?
- Oh, come on, Rabbi.
688
00:44:15,052 --> 00:44:19,079
I mean, it was created as a refuge,
a safe haven forJews.
689
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:22,091
Jews are doing fine now.
So what's the point?
690
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,189
It was ugly.
Rabbi stormed out.
691
00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:31,496
The priest refused to give
Shirley the use of the church.
692
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:33,866
Why were you rehearsing on a Wednesday?
Don't those things-
693
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:36,667
'Cause I'm gonna be at
the Supreme Court on Friday-
694
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:39,208
- Right.
- Filling a drug prescription.
695
00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:41,744
Check out the hair lip
on that clerk.
696
00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:46,044
Denny, do not say anything offensive.
Let's just get this done without incident.
697
00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:51,248
- May I help you?
- Yes. We'd like to apply for a mustache-
698
00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,017
a marriage license.
699
00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:57,219
- You two are getting married?
- Is there a reason we shouldn't?
700
00:44:57,294 --> 00:44:59,956
- Other than maybe you and I should get together?
- Denny.
701
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,897
We plan on an open-door marriage.
My card.
702
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:05,298
You're heterosexual.
703
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,064
Are you heterosexual?
704
00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:10,038
Is that a problem?
705
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:12,075
He completes me.
706
00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:16,302
- You're getting married?
- Is that wrong?
707
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,211
- Yes!
- Why?
708
00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,716
- Well, it's a sham, Alan.
- It is not a sham.
709
00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:23,412
Yes. It is no different than two people
who aren't really in love...
710
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:25,648
with each other
marrying for a green card.
711
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,987
First of all, I love Denny.
I believe he loves me.
712
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:30,788
And there's no requirement
that a couple be in love.
713
00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:33,227
In fact, given
the current divorce rate...
714
00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:36,289
one might say the most insidious
problem with marriage...
715
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:39,392
is that people make
life-altering decisions while in love.
716
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,098
It's a drug-
a toxic one at that.
717
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:44,231
And scientifically proven
to wear off.
718
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:48,677
What's toxic is your cynicism.
I think your little scheme is dishonest.
719
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,476
You've been a little testy of late.
Do all brides get ornery?
720
00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:54,176
- I am-
- You know, let's just move on, shall we?
721
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:59,848
As you know, the sale of the firm
to Tsu International has been finalized.
722
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:03,984
A new head oflitigation is expected
to be appointed ostensibly to watchdog us.
723
00:46:04,061 --> 00:46:07,155
I suddenly like
the new direction of the firm.
724
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:10,257
I have a document
for a Mr. Shore and Mr. Crane.
725
00:46:10,334 --> 00:46:12,268
I'll take it. Thank you.
726
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:18,040
- You've gotta be kidding me.
- What is it?
727
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,008
It's notice of
an injunction proceeding...
728
00:46:20,077 --> 00:46:23,911
- seeking to stop Denny and me
from getting married.
- What?
729
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:27,439
- That city hall clerk must have ratted us out.
- [Shirley] Who's filing?
730
00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:29,679
The Massachusetts chapter
of the Gay and Lesbian League.
731
00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:33,314
- Excuse me?
- Of all the hypocrisy.
732
00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:35,517
Katie, pull up whatever law
you can on same-sex marriage.
733
00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:37,856
Jerry and I'll stay focused
on the Supreme Court case.
734
00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:40,863
- As if we haven't got enough to do.
- Are we done here?
735
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:43,058
Uh, we have one more item.
736
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:52,334
The new management has decided
to change the name of the firm.
737
00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,877
To what?
738
00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:57,038
Let me just preface this by saying...
739
00:46:57,114 --> 00:47:01,346
that personally I want
my name off the firm, so-
740
00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:03,511
To what?
741
00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:08,048
Chang, Poole & Schmidt.
742
00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:15,561
Chang, Poole & Schmidt?
743
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:19,363
I simply don't understand the logic.
744
00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:22,605
Your name has
such recognition value.
745
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,506
I've destroyed it, haven't I?
My name.
746
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,669
No, you haven't.
747
00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,440
You know, half the stuff I do...
748
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:35,315
the nonsense with the sex and-
749
00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:42,691
It's to appear colorful
and larger than life.
750
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,422
To distract people...
751
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:50,227
from how truly small
I've become.
752
00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:56,102
I'm not about to let you sulk
and ruin my wedding day.
753
00:47:57,741 --> 00:47:59,936
We'll open our own firm.
We don't need them.
754
00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:04,037
We'll overturn it! The Supreme Court will never
side with the Chinese on this. No way.
755
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:12,088
Denny, we're going to the Supreme Court
to get the drug.
756
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:15,716
I know that.
I was just saying.
757
00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:20,820
Well?
758
00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:27,297
He now says that
he might marry us...
759
00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:30,465
but not in the church,
which is, of course, what I wanted most.
760
00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,633
All right.
So we find another church.
761
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:36,167
Uh, Carl, did you think it was really
the smartest idea...
762
00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:38,680
to bring in
that particular rabbi?
763
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,149
- What do you mean?
- Well, he's a flaming bigot.
764
00:48:41,218 --> 00:48:44,676
- Oh!
- I mean, the Catholics are responsible
for the Holocaust?
765
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,350
He didn't say they were responsible.
He said they turned their backs, which is true.
766
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,861
Can we discuss the priest's little gem?
Israel doesn't need to exist?
767
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,193
- Well, that's a political argument.
- Political?
768
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,461
- Yes. And many people have expressed it.
- Oh!
769
00:48:57,534 --> 00:48:59,593
Palestinians living in Israel
will soon outnumber theJews.
770
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:02,264
The idea of it continuing
as a Jewish state-
771
00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:05,137
- I can't believe I'm hearing this.
- You've heard it before.
772
00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,836
- Not from you!
- I'm not supporting the idea.
773
00:49:07,911 --> 00:49:11,210
- Oh, no! But you're defending a priest-
- Do not raise your voice at me.
774
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:13,943
- And you're calling the rabbi a bigot?
- Yeah, a big one.
775
00:49:14,017 --> 00:49:17,475
- Really? First the Chinese,
now theJews. Who's next?
- You. Get out.
776
00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:20,182
Oh, with pleasure!
777
00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:27,693
So basically, this marriage
is all about money.
778
00:49:27,764 --> 00:49:29,755
Judge, I would guess
a lot of marriages are.
779
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:32,131
If you trace the institution
to its origins...
780
00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:35,968
you'll discover that marriage
had its roots in economics- not love, money.
781
00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:37,529
- I find it offensive.
- Why?
782
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,201
I'll tell you why.
Speaking as a gay man...
783
00:49:40,277 --> 00:49:43,735
we have had to fight long
and hard for this right.
784
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:47,011
We have suffered ridicule,
hatred, gay bashing.
785
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:49,052
You're preaching to the all-boys choir.
We're with you on that.
786
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,485
- No. You're making a mockery of it-
- We're doing no such thing.
787
00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:54,786
- You're blatant heterosexuals.
- So what? Are you proposing a rule...
788
00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:57,190
that every couple be sexually active
or procreational?
789
00:49:57,260 --> 00:49:59,194
'Cause that one's
been used against you.
790
00:49:59,262 --> 00:50:01,890
Your Honor, this is exactly
what the religious right...
791
00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:04,263
and conservative movements
have been warning of.
792
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:08,532
If we allow same-sex marriage, what next?
Well, this is what's next.
793
00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:12,006
You will see people exploiting
same-sex unions to circumvent-
794
00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,543
- You hypocrite.
- All right.
795
00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:17,079
He's suggesting
we go into some kind of discovery...
796
00:50:17,147 --> 00:50:19,615
as to why two people
want to marry.
797
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:23,983
- The very kind of invasive legislation-
- This does seem a bit cynical.
798
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:29,014
You are basically wanting
to marry Denny Crane to skirt tax laws.
799
00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:33,756
Your Honor, in this day and age,
the preservation of wealth is paramount!
800
00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:37,266
And I'm sorry. Before I see
Mr. Crane's money go to fund...
801
00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:40,428
immoral wars or less moral
government bailouts...
802
00:50:40,504 --> 00:50:42,438
I'd rather see it go to me.
803
00:50:42,506 --> 00:50:44,872
The plans I have for it
are far more philanthropic.
804
00:50:44,941 --> 00:50:48,104
And by the way, I love him, okay?
I love the man. He loves me.
805
00:50:48,178 --> 00:50:50,646
We're partners. To say
that we cannot get married...
806
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:55,549
because we don't have sex
is just as preposterous and bigoted...
807
00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:59,316
as banning marriage based on who
a person chooses to have sex with!
808
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:02,586
He will be fueling the fire
to pass a constitutional ban against-
809
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:05,253
You're the one
stoking the embers.
810
00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:07,296
For what it's worth,
this isn't just about money.
811
00:51:07,364 --> 00:51:11,164
There are medical reasons. He happens to be
suffering from an incurable illness-
812
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:14,897
- You can do that by proxy.
- He doesn't want to! He wants a partner.
813
00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:16,836
- A legal spouse.
- Why?
814
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,171
That's his prerogative,
his privacy!
815
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,904
- Do you seek to invade that too?
- All right. I have heard the arguments.
816
00:51:21,978 --> 00:51:24,446
Let me take an hour
and I will decide.
817
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:27,176
You have no idea
what you'll be stirring up.
818
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:28,842
All right!
819
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:44,060
- Is she not beautiful?
- Who is she?
820
00:51:44,134 --> 00:51:47,467
Opposing counsel. She's arguing for
the government. Flying in from Tennessee.
821
00:51:47,537 --> 00:51:49,437
It's all good, Alan.
She's hot.
822
00:51:49,506 --> 00:51:52,737
And doctors say blood flow
in any direction is good for my brain.
823
00:51:52,809 --> 00:51:54,970
Are you packed? 'Cause we're going
straight from court to the airport.
824
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:59,106
- Will you stop nagging me? We're not married yet.
- Just get packed.
825
00:52:11,761 --> 00:52:15,356
This is crazy.
Neither of us are very religious people.
826
00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:17,900
We've never even
talked about it before.
827
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:20,664
Why are we letting this
nonsense stand in our way?
828
00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:23,399
Well, most people
don't talk about religion.
829
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:25,873
And it doesn't enter
into our daily lives.
830
00:52:25,942 --> 00:52:28,035
But it is nevertheless a value.
831
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:32,070
And it's obvious that you
and I have different values, Carl.
832
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:36,017
Religion's not a value.
Spirituality, yes. Belief in God, okay.
833
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:39,180
But religion itself?
It's a discipline.
834
00:52:39,256 --> 00:52:42,020
One that pretends to be
about love, family, and charity...
835
00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:45,027
too often is a vehicle
of hatred and war.
836
00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,825
Well, it's stirring up a little war
right now between you and me.
837
00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,560
- [Groans]
- And it really pisses me off...
838
00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:53,831
that it is politically incorrect
to celebrate Christmas...
839
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:57,567
but you get
all your Yom Kippur...
840
00:52:57,641 --> 00:53:00,371
Rosh Hashanah,
Hanukkah, Passover.
841
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:02,775
My God, you have
a gazillion of them.
842
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,451
Paul.
843
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:20,428
A little bit of good news.
844
00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:23,625
The dreaded monster...
845
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,396
that they're bringing in
to oversee litigation-
846
00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:29,302
- Do we know who it is?
- We do.
847
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,101
Me.
848
00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:34,405
- Ah.
- For whatever reason, I seem to have their trust.
849
00:53:34,477 --> 00:53:39,107
- Well, that-that is good news.
- Yes.
850
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,484
Is there bad news?
851
00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:47,253
Shirley, I don't think
I can save Denny.
852
00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:54,086
Well, then it's a moot point
fighting for me...
853
00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:58,294
or Alan or Carl,
probablyJerry, maybe Katie.
854
00:53:58,368 --> 00:54:00,768
- If you talked to the others-
- I won't.
855
00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:05,502
Shirley, come on. We've got
to face it that Denny-
856
00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:08,237
Could get better.
857
00:54:08,311 --> 00:54:13,578
If he gets this drug. It is showing
a lot of promise. Denny could improve.
858
00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:22,788
All right, look. I do find this union
to be primarily based on money.
859
00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:25,259
I also agree
with Mr. Pinnard-
860
00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:28,525
this is the exact kind
of exploitation...
861
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:31,123
the Christian right
and others feared.
862
00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:35,035
But I also recognize people
marry for all sorts of reasons.
863
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,369
It's not the government's
place to ask why.
864
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,376
Mr. Pinnard, there are many
gays who marry heterosexuals.
865
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:44,436
Also gays who marry gays
of the opposite sex...
866
00:54:44,514 --> 00:54:48,109
because they want
to start a family-be co-parents.
867
00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:50,118
Nothing to do
with romantic love.
868
00:54:50,186 --> 00:54:53,678
I hardly think you believe
the government should step in and stop that.
869
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:57,818
Same-sex unions are legal
in Massachusetts.
870
00:54:57,894 --> 00:54:59,862
Your motion for
an injunction is denied.
871
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:10,231
- The dock on Nimmo Bay.
- We'll go directly from D.C.
872
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,674
We're gonna need somebody from Massachusetts
to perform the ceremony.
873
00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:18,180
Your Honor, by any chance
do you like to fish?
874
00:55:18,381 --> 00:55:22,317
- [Speaking Chinese]
- You can keep the others
if you feel it is warranted.
875
00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,353
But Denny Crane
absolutely must go.
876
00:55:24,421 --> 00:55:27,720
The lawyers here
are extremely loyal to him.
877
00:55:27,791 --> 00:55:30,055
- [Chinese]
- It doesn't matter.
878
00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:32,492
The man is mentally unbalanced.
879
00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:36,521
He is a danger to himself and others,
and cannot be allowed to stay.
880
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:40,729
I will tell you this right now.
I would not want to risk losing Alan Shore.
881
00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:43,068
- [Chinese] Alan Shore.
- [Chinese]
882
00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:47,508
Mr. Shore needs to be reined in.
We understand he is a brilliant attorney.
883
00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:50,375
- [Chinese]
- But he is undisciplined.
884
00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:53,143
- And also needs overseeing.
- [Chinese]
885
00:55:53,216 --> 00:55:56,049
We are not afraid to lose him
if we must, in time.
886
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:16,968
[Alan] Denny, shouldn't we just go up
to the room? We've got a big day tomorrow.
887
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,133
Not to mention I don't want
to look puffy on my wedding day.
888
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:23,475
Let's get a nightcap. It'll settle our nerves.
I hear Hillary comes here.
889
00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:26,640
- Denny, she is-
- I just want to meet her once before you and l-
890
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:31,176
You know, I think she'd like me.
I have a feeling about us.
891
00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:33,848
- You and Hillary?
- Yeah. We're-
892
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,983
- What?
- It's her.
893
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,755
Hillary?
894
00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:42,320
Uh, wonder girl from Tennessee.
She's at the bar.
895
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:46,165
- Bet she's staying at the same hotel.
- What are you doing?
896
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,569
If I could make her see me as a human being,
she'll have mercy on our case tomorrow.
897
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:51,573
But she won't see you
as a human being.
898
00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:54,337
- You'll reveal yourself to be
the animal that you are.
- Give me some credit.
899
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,244
- I'm going up to the room.
I've got too much to go over.
- I'll see you up there.
900
00:56:57,313 --> 00:57:01,113
Denny, don't say anything to that woman
that she can use against us tomorrow.
901
00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:02,913
I won't.
902
00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:12,552
Double scotch.
903
00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:17,128
Mitch Shoemaker, hello.
904
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,761
It'd be a pleasure to meet you, Mitch,
if I had time. Unfortunately, I don't.
905
00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:23,032
- Thanks. Whatever she's drinking.
- She's not.
906
00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:30,604
Look, I'm not hitting on you.
I'm old enough to be your grandfather.
907
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,478
In fact, you remind me
of my granddaughter.
908
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:37,884
Have you got a grandpa?
Is he in good health? Lot of them aren't.
909
00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:40,388
Mitch, uh-
910
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,655
Can I call you Mitch?
'Cause you look more like a Denny to me.
911
00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:46,957
Mmm. How'd you know?
912
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:48,827
You're very famous.
913
00:57:48,898 --> 00:57:51,958
Well, I won't bore you
with my usual nonsense.
914
00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:55,562
You seem like
a very nice, young lady.
915
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:59,472
- I have, um, Alzheimer's disease.
- You're not alone.
916
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:03,069
Over five million Americans do,
including my own grandmother.
917
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,808
So you know.
918
00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:10,478
How can you take the position
you're taking if you know?
919
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:13,647
I would think you'd want your grandmother
to have dimebolin.
920
00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:16,817
Have you read the data?
It helps with cognition, memory.
921
00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:18,690
It could be a lifesaver.
922
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:21,059
And it's only completed
two trials.
923
00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:24,190
There's still a lot of testing
that needs to be done.
924
00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:27,259
What stage is she in,
your grandma?
925
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,237
Three.
926
00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:33,332
Then she's lucid enough to know
what you'll be arguing tomorrow.
927
00:58:33,409 --> 00:58:36,401
I'm not going to discuss
my family with you, Mr. Crane.
928
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:39,471
What I can tell you...
929
00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:43,508
there's a very human face on every one
of those five million people, including you.
930
00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:48,216
And tomorrow,
I'll be fighting for all of them...
931
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:50,452
including you.
932
00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:55,954
Good night, Mr. Crane.
I'll see you in the Great Hall.
933
00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:09,468
Oyez, oyez, oyez.
934
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,946
All persons having business
before the Honorable-
935
00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:15,451
- Do you think they remember us?
- How could they not?
936
00:59:16,853 --> 00:59:19,981
Look at Ginsburg.
937
00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:23,924
Does the woman not want me?
The woman's in heat.
938
00:59:23,993 --> 00:59:26,621
Clarence looks like
he wants you too, Denny.
939
00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:30,427
Check out Scalia.
Cheery McChuckles.
940
00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:35,467
Alito looks glad to see us.
941
00:59:35,538 --> 00:59:37,665
God, it's good to be back.
942
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:41,576
All right, Ms. Brooks,
let's start with you.
943
00:59:41,644 --> 00:59:44,010
Thank you,
Mr. ChiefJustice.
944
00:59:47,617 --> 00:59:52,645
May it please the Court, the right
of the terminally ill to use experimental drugs...
945
00:59:52,722 --> 00:59:54,519
is nowhere guaranteed
in our Constitution.
946
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:58,493
So what? Does every right have to be
bestowed by the Constitution?
947
00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:02,930
Certainly not, Your Honor. But in the absence
of any law or legislative intent-
948
01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:06,526
Come on, counsel. If this man is dying
of an incurable disease...
949
01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,696
why not give him
the unapproved drug?
950
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:12,639
- Who does it hurt?
- First of all, Mr. Crane is not necessarily terminal.
951
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:14,540
You know something about
Alzheimer's we don't?
952
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,045
I know the disease
can take unpredictable courses...
953
01:00:17,113 --> 01:00:19,138
particularly when it comes
to progression.
954
01:00:19,215 --> 01:00:23,515
- And all with the same ending.
- The F.D.A. Bans experimental
drug use with good reason.
955
01:00:23,586 --> 01:00:25,952
Because this does not just involve
the individual patient.
956
01:00:26,022 --> 01:00:28,616
If untested drugs
are suddenly made available...
957
01:00:28,691 --> 01:00:31,785
people will forgo entering
into clinical drug trials.
958
01:00:31,861 --> 01:00:33,829
Promising drugs
might not be studied.
959
01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:35,830
And therefore never reach
the market. That hurts-
960
01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:38,492
Over five million people
have Alzheimer's.
961
01:00:38,568 --> 01:00:42,026
Something tells me we'd have plenty
of subjects for clinical trials.
962
01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:46,201
With all due respect, Justice Scalia,
if people can simply buy the drug...
963
01:00:46,275 --> 01:00:49,472
they won't choose to enter into a clinical study
where they could risk getting a placebo.
964
01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:53,311
Why shouldn't a person have
a right to medical self-defense?
965
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:55,214
This court rejected
that right in-
966
01:00:55,284 --> 01:00:57,912
In marijuana cases where there
were other treatments available.
967
01:00:57,987 --> 01:01:02,686
We let women abort viable fetuses
to protect their own lives.
968
01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:06,923
Aperson may shoot an attacker
dead in self-defense.
969
01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:11,524
Shouldn't this man be able
to take a drug to save himself?
970
01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:13,535
Especially if it's his only hope?
971
01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:17,505
No. First of all, dying people
are willing to assume any risk...
972
01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:21,907
including taking dangerous,
untested drugs which could kill them sooner.
973
01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:23,912
But again,
what's the downside?
974
01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:27,347
The downside is clinical trials
get shortchanged, interfered with.
975
01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:30,215
The safety and efficacy
of these drugs is at stake...
976
01:01:30,286 --> 01:01:32,550
not to mention millions of lives.
977
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,920
My grandmother has Alzheimer's.
978
01:01:36,993 --> 01:01:39,757
She's one of those
five million people.
979
01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:43,196
She sits at home
waiting for a cure...
980
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:47,532
desperate for F.D.A. Approval,
which could very well be delayed by letting-
981
01:01:50,973 --> 01:01:55,000
We've seen how
pharmaceutical companies work.
982
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:58,946
It's not about finding cures
so much as it is finding markets, selling.
983
01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:04,885
If they get to peddle promising but
untested drugs, we all know they'll do it.
984
01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:07,047
Drugs that engender false hopes...
985
01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:09,421
ones with higher profit margins
if they get to skip the testing.
986
01:02:09,492 --> 01:02:14,054
Investors will pump their money
into snake oils that dress up well.
987
01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:16,792
This is not a scrupulous industry,
Your Honor.
988
01:02:16,866 --> 01:02:18,959
They most certainly
don't deserve a pass on clinical trials.
989
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:23,495
And that is what will effectively happen
if untested drugs are okayed by this court.
990
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,837
This woman is good.
991
01:02:41,057 --> 01:02:44,618
Would you forgive a bridezilla
going a little nuts during her wedding week?
992
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:52,865
I'm sorry, Carl.
993
01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:58,135
I wanted to get married
in a church.
994
01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:03,401
I wanted everything
to be so perfect...
995
01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:06,107
because I'm marrying
the greatest man...
996
01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:09,117
I have ever known and loved.
997
01:03:09,185 --> 01:03:13,053
And... do you still want me?
998
01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:15,488
Of course I want you.
999
01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:25,623
If you want to raise the kids Jewish,
I'm okay with that.
1000
01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:27,896
Even with all the gazillions
of holidays?
1001
01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:29,699
[Laughs]
1002
01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:34,242
The only thing I really care about-
1003
01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:36,244
l-I do want
to celebrate Christmas.
1004
01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:40,339
But there's one thing
I really care about...
1005
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:43,852
and that is getting to spend
the rest of my life with you.
1006
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,650
So if you want to elope,
let's do it.
1007
01:03:48,691 --> 01:03:53,185
I talked to Denny.
He and Alan have a judge.
1008
01:03:53,262 --> 01:03:55,992
And they're flying up
to Nimmo Bay to get married.
1009
01:03:56,065 --> 01:03:59,762
He proposes we join.
Make it a joint ceremony.
1010
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,428
Maybe we should.
1011
01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:05,668
Oh, yes! I had my heart
set on a church.
1012
01:04:05,741 --> 01:04:07,868
But failing that, a fishing lodge.
1013
01:04:07,944 --> 01:04:12,244
It's not just a fishing lodge,
I'm told.
1014
01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:15,682
Shirley, we could be married
by this time Saturday.
1015
01:04:15,751 --> 01:04:17,981
[Chuckles]
1016
01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:21,251
You've certainly come
a long way, Mr. Fuddy-duddy.
1017
01:04:21,324 --> 01:04:25,124
[Sighs] Golly, who knows how much
longer we'll all be together.
1018
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,063
Road trip could be fun.
1019
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:37,829
We already have a problem in this country
of rushing unsafe drugs to the market.
1020
01:04:37,907 --> 01:04:42,037
It's epidemic. And as soon as we
allow patients, especially the desperate ones...
1021
01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:46,309
to exempt drugs from testing,
it is going to get exponentially worse.
1022
01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:49,476
Fewer people will be saved.
Rather, more will die.
1023
01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:52,715
Science trumped by false hope
and permissive advertising and-
1024
01:04:52,788 --> 01:04:55,313
Ms. Brooks, the red light
has been on for some time.
1025
01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:58,554
- If I could just add-
- No. You've exceeded your limit.
1026
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,297
I think you should get a little band
to play people off...
1027
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,891
you know, like the Oscars
or the Emmys.
1028
01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:10,904
Just a thought.
1029
01:05:19,382 --> 01:05:23,478
[Justice Scalia] Okay, before we even
get started, let's be clear on a few things.
1030
01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:26,919
This time, you will conduct yourself
in a manner befitting this court.
1031
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:30,288
You will address only the issues
before this court...
1032
01:05:30,359 --> 01:05:34,261
and not derail yourself with a spiraling rant
that serves no purpose other than-
1033
01:05:35,331 --> 01:05:36,992
What is that?
1034
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,591
Oh. [Laughs]
I am very sorry.
1035
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:45,539
I have a-a tendency
to not notice the little red light.
1036
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:49,669
So I programmed my tie to also alert me
when I've been talking too long.
1037
01:05:49,745 --> 01:05:52,543
Evidently my tie thinks that you have.
Though personally, l-
1038
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,106
- Turn it off, right now.
- Yes, sir.
1039
01:05:58,254 --> 01:06:00,017
We go way back.
1040
01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:04,788
Okay, Mr. Shore.
Your time is starting right now. Use it wisely.
1041
01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:07,886
Thank you, Mr. ChiefJustice.
1042
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:12,867
Let me begin by extending a special greeting
toJustice Thomas. Justice Thomas!
1043
01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:16,496
Still the Chatty Cathy.
Okay. Where to begin?
1044
01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:20,406
[Justice Scalia] Let's begin with your brief,
which was conspicuously thin on case law.
1045
01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:23,570
That's because most of the case law
doesn't support us. But let's be honest.
1046
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:26,012
This court isn't that big
on precedent anyway. Am I right?
1047
01:06:26,082 --> 01:06:28,016
We've had 200 years
of the Supreme Court.
1048
01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:30,211
Not one found a constitutional right
to bear arms.
1049
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:32,846
But you happen to like guns, so what the hell?
[Laughs]
1050
01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:37,382
Established case law also tells us that torture
and denial of due process are bad.
1051
01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:40,429
But evidently you favor both, so on the
Guantanamo case, the big never mind.
1052
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:42,657
You people throw out precedent
with the morning trash here.
1053
01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:45,565
- Mr. Shore, I'm curious.
- That I didn't know.
1054
01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:49,092
What could possibly possess you
to want to come in here and be cocky?
1055
01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:51,264
Do you think this helps
your client?
1056
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:56,039
Actually, the reason
I am a little cocky...
1057
01:06:56,112 --> 01:06:59,604
is because my client, Denny Crane,
is the little guy here.
1058
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:03,015
And the Supreme Court of
the United States has always...
1059
01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:05,747
always stood up
for the little guy.
1060
01:07:05,821 --> 01:07:09,848
As they did for Oliver Brown, a black man
who fought for his third-grade daughter...
1061
01:07:09,925 --> 01:07:13,884
to be able to go to the same elementary school
as her best friend who was white.
1062
01:07:13,963 --> 01:07:16,693
Though, of course, this particular
Supreme Court has gutted...
1063
01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:19,860
Brown versus Board of Education
because precedent, as we said, who needs it?
1064
01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:24,963
Counsel, I gave you an express directive
to stick to this case.
1065
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,635
Yes. Getting to it, Your Honor.
1066
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:31,612
You see, I happen to know the little guy is
due in this court. That's why I'm confident.
1067
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:36,447
The little guy has been taking such a beating
of late in this room. I just know he's due.
1068
01:07:36,519 --> 01:07:39,386
Oh. You think the little guy
loses out with us?
1069
01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:44,256
Don't you? Come on. Enron, the makers
of medical devices, the tobacco industry...
1070
01:07:44,326 --> 01:07:46,886
has done very well here.
1071
01:07:46,962 --> 01:07:49,931
This court heard seven antitrust cases
in its first two terms...
1072
01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:52,593
and decided all of them
in favor of big, corporate defendants.
1073
01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:55,967
And of course the biggest player on the block,
the government, always seems to win.
1074
01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:58,506
And then on the other end
of that particular seesaw...
1075
01:07:58,574 --> 01:08:01,304
down there stuck in the mud,
we have the losers, the criminal defendants.
1076
01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:05,108
Forget it. My God, just last month
you turned down a stay of execution...
1077
01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:09,140
for a Georgia man even though seven
of the nine prosecution witnesses recanted.
1078
01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,311
I guess you just couldn't
be bothered with his innocence.
1079
01:08:11,387 --> 01:08:14,117
Maybe it was a Friday
and you had plans.
1080
01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:17,421
Any time you want to weigh in,
Justice Thomas, just give me a little wave.
1081
01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:20,087
Counsel, I have plans... today.
1082
01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:22,562
I have a flight booked
at 1:00 for a vacation...
1083
01:08:22,631 --> 01:08:25,031
which I have looked forward
to for a long, long time.
1084
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:27,296
And I will make
that flight, counsel.
1085
01:08:27,369 --> 01:08:30,167
- Which means as soon as that red light blinks-
- Yes, Your Honor.
1086
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:34,471
I promise, you'll be out of here
and on vacation in a jiffy.
1087
01:08:34,543 --> 01:08:37,603
And speaking for all Americans, I give you
permission to stay away for as long as you like.
1088
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,671
But first, there's
this matter of the little guy.
1089
01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:44,617
He's here in your courtroom.
And he's due for a win.
1090
01:08:44,687 --> 01:08:46,552
My...
1091
01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:50,854
client has Alzheimer's.
1092
01:08:50,926 --> 01:08:53,986
I know what you're probably thinking.
And you're right.
1093
01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:56,463
Denny Crane is hardly a little guy.
1094
01:08:56,532 --> 01:08:59,228
He's the very biggest.
1095
01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:02,065
He's rich, he's famous...
1096
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,698
he's one of the giants
of our profession.
1097
01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:07,970
But that isn't really
what makes him so-
1098
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:15,242
It's his enormous, foolish heart.
1099
01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:19,754
It's his boundless generosity.
1100
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:23,986
Denny has a sense
of wonder and innocence...
1101
01:09:24,059 --> 01:09:29,361
like a child with all
of the world before him.
1102
01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:32,867
He has that capacity
for sheer joy...
1103
01:09:32,935 --> 01:09:38,498
that most of us somehow lose
along the road to adulthood.
1104
01:09:38,574 --> 01:09:44,035
Denny is my best friend.
I love him with all my heart.
1105
01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:47,014
If I could yank that horrible disease
out of his body...
1106
01:09:47,082 --> 01:09:49,744
I would fight it,
and I would win.
1107
01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:53,345
I would use every ounce of my strength,
and I would win if I could-
1108
01:09:56,825 --> 01:10:00,056
But I can't.
1109
01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:03,326
My best friend is dying
of an incurable disease...
1110
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:07,130
that will rob him of himself
before it finally robs him of his life.
1111
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,138
And I'm sorry, but I don't give a damn
what the case law says.
1112
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,902
The law-
1113
01:10:12,975 --> 01:10:15,705
You simply cannot look
a dying man in the eye and say...
1114
01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,372
"You don't get the right
to try to save yourself."
1115
01:10:18,447 --> 01:10:20,642
The law cannot possibly
say that. And if it does...
1116
01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:24,652
it needs to change
right now, today- today.
1117
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:29,157
Our problem, Mr. Shore,
we have to safeguard the masses.
1118
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:32,888
Our rulings don't reach people
one person at a time.
1119
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:36,955
But why can't they? Make this ruling
apply only to Denny Crane if you choose to.
1120
01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:39,899
Just make it.
Your Honor...
1121
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:44,099
deeply embedded in this court,
in so many of its holdings...
1122
01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:47,973
is the individual's autonomy
and personal dignity.
1123
01:10:48,043 --> 01:10:51,740
So tell me, please, explain to me
how that can apply here.
1124
01:10:51,814 --> 01:10:54,908
Because all I can see
is that the indecency...
1125
01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:58,249
of a disease that cripples
the body as it rots the brain...
1126
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,084
can only be exceeded
by the inhumanity...
1127
01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:04,319
of knowing there's a drug that could help
and not letting him have it!
1128
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,834
Contrary to the public's perception...
1129
01:11:13,902 --> 01:11:18,202
I think when asked,
most judges and lawyers would say...
1130
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:22,472
the reason they first went to law school
was simply to help people.
1131
01:11:22,544 --> 01:11:25,206
This man I love-
1132
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:29,149
my friend-
desperately needs your help.
1133
01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:34,121
I beg the nine of you to look
within yourselves and revisit that question.
1134
01:11:34,189 --> 01:11:38,558
Why did you go to law school? Why did you
want to sit up there and wear that robe?
1135
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,892
Because today,
this experimental drug...
1136
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:45,866
isn't really Denny Crane's
last best hope-You are.
1137
01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:47,925
You are.
1138
01:12:19,735 --> 01:12:21,396
[Man Vocalizing]
1139
01:12:21,470 --> 01:12:25,429
Wedding bells are ringing
1140
01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:28,203
I hear them ting-a-linging
1141
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:30,040
[Vocalizing]
1142
01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:32,740
They're ringing
and bringing you closer
1143
01:12:32,815 --> 01:12:35,875
And closer to me
1144
01:12:35,951 --> 01:12:38,442
I hear the organ playing
1145
01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:43,015
You know, this is ridiculous.
1146
01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:45,560
Yes. And we wouldn't
want it any other way.
1147
01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:48,289
There it is. Nimmo Bay.
1148
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,423
- Don't they get snow?
- Indian summer.
1149
01:12:50,499 --> 01:12:54,629
We're on our honeymoon
1150
01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:57,831
Our honeymoon
1151
01:12:57,906 --> 01:13:00,374
We're on our honeymoon
1152
01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:04,572
Oh, oh
Our hon-hon-honeymoon
1153
01:13:07,349 --> 01:13:10,682
All right, let's not waste time.
I don't want to honeymoon with a salmon.
1154
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,278
Heaven on earth.
1155
01:13:13,355 --> 01:13:18,258
[Denny] Ah, let's send out for some scotch.
Nothing younger than 25 years.
1156
01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:22,627
Are there bears here?
Isn't this the time of year they look to fatten up?
1157
01:13:22,698 --> 01:13:25,258
[SoftJazz]
1158
01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:28,497
This really is beautiful.
I'm afraid of it, but it's beautiful.
1159
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,731
- What are you afraid of?
- Oh, you name it.
1160
01:13:30,806 --> 01:13:33,138
The water, the woods,
Canada.
1161
01:13:36,845 --> 01:13:39,643
Stop it.
1162
01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:43,584
- [Laughs]
- This is your vacation?
1163
01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:47,247
- He brought his hunting buddy.
- Where's the Secret Service?
1164
01:13:47,322 --> 01:13:50,314
- [Alan] Your Honor, this is fate. You must admit.
- Don't talk to me.
1165
01:13:50,392 --> 01:13:54,761
I won't. I promise.
If I could just ask you one little thing.
1166
01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:57,663
I mean, it can't be ex parte.
We're on the dock. Could you look any sillier?
1167
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:01,794
I know you can. But have you had
an opportunity to think about...
1168
01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:03,804
that little favor
I sought to curry in court?
1169
01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:05,601
It's just that
I'm dying to know.
1170
01:14:05,674 --> 01:14:08,336
Denny is, actually.
1171
01:14:10,345 --> 01:14:15,180
On Monday, the Court will issue a one-line memo
granting you the use of the experimental drug.
1172
01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:17,946
You mean it?
I'm cured!
1173
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,817
I couldjust hug you. May I?
1174
01:14:19,888 --> 01:14:24,052
- I'll have you jailed!
- Your Honor, I truly-
I don't know what to say. I feel-
1175
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,356
- May I call you Nino? Because-
- You may not!
1176
01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:29,056
I've always heard you were
a compassionate man. Now I know it.
1177
01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:33,568
- [Alan Laughs]
- I came up here to fish. If you'll excuse me.
1178
01:14:35,170 --> 01:14:37,764
Your Honor, one last thing.
1179
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,001
Denny and I came
up here to be married.
1180
01:14:40,075 --> 01:14:43,909
I know you want to get to the river.
And we did bring a judge of our own.
1181
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:48,973
But the possibility of an upgrade!
I at least have to ask.
1182
01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:52,887
We're gonna make
this really fast.
1183
01:14:52,955 --> 01:14:56,686
- Which is what we want. If I may say-
- No, you may not.
1184
01:14:56,758 --> 01:14:59,750
You all take your respected parties
to be your lawfully wedded partners...
1185
01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:01,921
to love, honor, and obey
till death do you part?
1186
01:15:01,997 --> 01:15:05,091
- Your Honor, that might be faster
than we thought-
- You want me to do this?
1187
01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:07,499
- [All] We do.
- I now pronounce you-
1188
01:15:07,569 --> 01:15:11,699
- No, wait.
- We were saying "We do"
to the "Do we want you to do it?"
1189
01:15:11,773 --> 01:15:15,732
Mr. Shore, the coho
are jumping at Seymour Falls.
1190
01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:20,475
Your Honor,
this is our wedding day.
1191
01:15:20,549 --> 01:15:22,710
Join hands.
1192
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:28,282
Are you gonna be serious about this?
Because if not-
1193
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:33,021
Alan, I've never been more serious
about anything in my entire life.
1194
01:15:33,095 --> 01:15:34,960
Okay, let's go.
1195
01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:42,070
Do you, Carl and Denny, respectively,
take Shirley and Alan, respectively...
1196
01:15:42,137 --> 01:15:44,128
to be your lawfully
wedded partners?
1197
01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:49,075
- To love, honor, and obey-
- And cherish. Especially cherish.
1198
01:15:49,144 --> 01:15:53,103
And cherish
till death do you part?
1199
01:15:53,181 --> 01:15:56,446
- I do.
- I do.
1200
01:15:56,518 --> 01:16:01,285
And do you, Shirley and Alan, respectively,
take Carl and Denny, respectively...
1201
01:16:01,356 --> 01:16:04,985
to be your lawfully wedded partners,
to love, honor...
1202
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:08,427
obey and cherish,
till death do you part?
1203
01:16:10,632 --> 01:16:12,759
I do.
1204
01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:15,496
I do.
1205
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:19,701
You all understand
what it means to be married?
1206
01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:22,938
This is a sacred thing.
The commitment to love one another...
1207
01:16:23,011 --> 01:16:28,677
to be there for each other, no matter what,
do you really all get that?
1208
01:16:29,985 --> 01:16:32,579
We get it, Your Honor.
1209
01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:35,122
Look at me.
1210
01:16:40,295 --> 01:16:43,423
By the powers vested in me
as justice of the Supreme Court...
1211
01:16:43,498 --> 01:16:45,864
and by the powers of the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts-
1212
01:16:45,934 --> 01:16:49,301
I can't speak for Canada-
1213
01:16:49,371 --> 01:16:52,204
I now pronounce
you husband and wife...
1214
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,435
and you husband and husband.
1215
01:16:54,509 --> 01:17:00,311
What God has brought together,
let no man and no court tear asunder.
1216
01:17:00,382 --> 01:17:02,475
You may kiss the bride.
1217
01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:04,610
Oh, uh, one- one at a time.
1218
01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:06,881
Alan, you first.
1219
01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:12,186
And, Denny, gently.
1220
01:17:16,231 --> 01:17:20,133
And now, Carl, my husband.
1221
01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:29,237
- Good luck to you all.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
1222
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,779
- Thank you so much, Your Honor.
- Thank you, Justice.
1223
01:17:33,615 --> 01:17:37,073
- I love you, man.
- I love you too, Denny.
1224
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:40,315
- [Soft Jazz]
- Oh! Shirley...
1225
01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:43,085
may I have
my wedding dance with you?
1226
01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:45,854
It's just that I've always dreamed
of dancing with you...
1227
01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:49,829
in this dress and looking
exactly the way you do.
1228
01:17:49,898 --> 01:17:53,356
Denny, don't you think Carl
should get this dance?
1229
01:17:53,435 --> 01:17:56,097
Let him grab the next one.
He's got you forever.
1230
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:59,368
I just, uh-
1231
01:17:59,441 --> 01:18:02,308
[Woman]
Just for tonight
1232
01:18:02,377 --> 01:18:06,871
Let's pretend we still care
1233
01:18:06,948 --> 01:18:11,248
- You really are a good sport, Carl.
- I'm a good sport?
1234
01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:13,685
Alan, has it sunk in yet
who you're married to?
1235
01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:17,915
Let's dance a slow dance
1236
01:18:17,993 --> 01:18:20,427
- Judge?
- Why not?
1237
01:18:20,495 --> 01:18:22,622
Like we used to do
1238
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:26,031
Move to the music
1239
01:18:26,101 --> 01:18:30,094
And say I love you
1240
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:34,040
Oh, promise each other
1241
01:18:34,109 --> 01:18:38,478
We'll always be true
1242
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:46,511
Our love's notjust for tonight
1243
01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:49,648
Our love's notjust
1244
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:53,092
For tonight
1245
01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:57,263
[Chinese]
1246
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:17,745
Long day.
1247
01:19:17,819 --> 01:19:20,049
But a good one.
1248
01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:23,148
- It was wonderful. Spectacular day.
- Mm-hmm.
1249
01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:26,618
What couples they made.
1250
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:30,426
Yes, they did. Thank you, Jerry,
for being my charming date.
1251
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:33,093
Mm-hmm.
1252
01:19:36,571 --> 01:19:40,371
- Canada was great.
- Beautiful.
1253
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,501
I'm not afraid of it anymore.
1254
01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:44,511
- And how great is that?
- Yeah.
1255
01:19:44,579 --> 01:19:48,140
Conquer one's fear
of a foreign country.
1256
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:51,014
- Great day.
- Fab.
1257
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:09,460
Let's not make ourselves dizzy.
1258
01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:18,008
Now I feel dizzy.
1259
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,895
- Somebody's been here.
- Who?
1260
01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:37,898
I don't know.
But clearly somebody.
1261
01:20:37,966 --> 01:20:41,766
- Probably staff celebrating our wedding.
- They could've cleaned up.
1262
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,237
You're not gonna be
a neat freak, are you?
1263
01:20:44,306 --> 01:20:47,298
[Laughs]
Don't start with me.
1264
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:49,434
I tell you, Alan...
1265
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:51,911
I woke up this morning,
I thought the end was near.
1266
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:55,507
But this drug, I could feel
the fog lifting just thinking about it.
1267
01:20:58,353 --> 01:21:00,685
- We're married.
- [Laughs] Can you believe it?
1268
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:05,220
We will face ridicule, Denny.
1269
01:21:05,293 --> 01:21:08,387
Abuse. Don't be fooled.
1270
01:21:08,463 --> 01:21:10,294
It's all worth it.
1271
01:21:11,766 --> 01:21:13,393
I love you.
1272
01:21:15,070 --> 01:21:17,129
I love you too.
1273
01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:21,066
You know, I was watching
you dance with Shirley.
1274
01:21:21,142 --> 01:21:23,440
And for a second...
1275
01:21:23,511 --> 01:21:25,775
I thought you were having
one of your moments...
1276
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:31,216
where you actually
believed you and she-
1277
01:21:32,787 --> 01:21:35,051
I had one of those moments
yesterday.
1278
01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:38,991
- You thought she was your wife?
- No. I thought you were my son.
1279
01:21:42,664 --> 01:21:46,464
Proud moment for a dad,
I'll tell you that. Having you as my son.
1280
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,672
That's something.
1281
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:55,474
Are we gonna stay
with this firm?
1282
01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:59,104
- Or are we gonna open a new one?
- We don't have to decide tonight.
1283
01:21:59,180 --> 01:22:02,616
Let's just sit here
like an old married couple.
1284
01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:10,621
You know, I was a little hurt
you danced with Shirley instead of-
1285
01:22:10,692 --> 01:22:12,125
- Here we go.
- I'm just saying.
1286
01:22:12,193 --> 01:22:14,684
- Come on.
- We did get married.
1287
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:17,926
I think a little attention is in order
before your eye starts roving.
1288
01:22:19,301 --> 01:22:21,428
- You wanted a dance?
- I did.
1289
01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:24,472
- Let's do it now.
- Oh, the moment has passed.
1290
01:22:24,539 --> 01:22:27,201
No, it hasn't.
1291
01:22:27,275 --> 01:22:29,607
We're here, now.
We're in the moment.
1292
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:33,876
- I don't want a mercy dance.
- Is this the way it's gonna be?
1293
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,816
Alan, our wedding dance.
1294
01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:42,222
- Don't try anything.
- Funny.
1295
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,554
- And I want to lead.
- Why should you-
1296
01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:47,561
You got to lead with Shirley.
It's my turn. Just dance.
1297
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:51,622
[Soft Jazz]
1298
01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:53,957
[Laughs]
You're leading.
1299
01:22:54,035 --> 01:22:56,196
- I'm not.
- Well, then quit shoving me around.
1300
01:22:56,271 --> 01:22:59,331
If you plan to dominate me in this marriage,
let's undo it right now.
1301
01:22:59,407 --> 01:23:01,068
Oh, that's "till death
do us part" commitments.
1302
01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:04,669
- I can call Scalia right now-
- You want to undo it now? Just be quiet.
1303
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:08,848
Seize the moment.
It's our wedding night.
1304
01:23:14,956 --> 01:23:17,083
It's our wedding night.
1305
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:20,150
[Laughs]
1306
01:23:20,228 --> 01:23:24,164
[Man]
Fantastic, fantastic, that's you
1307
01:23:24,232 --> 01:23:26,598
Yes
1308
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:31,662
You perform miracles
1309
01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:37,473
Whenever you hold me near
1310
01:23:39,647 --> 01:23:44,607
Tender, warm miracles
1311
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:50,614
That make me surrender, dear
1312
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:53,661
Yes
1313
01:23:53,728 --> 01:23:55,525
You whisper, darling
1314
01:23:55,597 --> 01:24:00,227
And before my eyes
1315
01:24:00,301 --> 01:24:02,633
A blaze of fireworks
1316
01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:05,832
Light up the skies
1317
01:24:06,841 --> 01:24:09,241
No wonder angels
1318
01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:12,370
Have those staring eyes
1319
01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:16,110
Fantastic, fantastic
1320
01:24:16,184 --> 01:24:20,245
That's you
1321
01:25:10,738 --> 01:25:12,467
[Woman]
You stinker!
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