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Previously on Boston Legal.
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- Who is this guy?
- Melvin Palmer.
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[Woman]
State of Utah versus Denny Crane.
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I'll represent the hoot brothers.
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For once in your life,
let me do the talkin'.
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Denny! We were just-
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- Do you love him?
- I think I do.
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This man makes partner, or I walk
and take my name off the door with me.
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- Edwin Poole.
- Denny Crane.
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- Name on the door.
- Mine too!
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- Crane, Poole &-
- Schmidt.
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[Alarm Chirps]
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Drop the bag and I'll let you live!
Do it, bitch!
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Don't make me cap you!
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Son, of all the places you could stick me,
you may have already stuck me.
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- I'd probably be the last to know.
- Drop the bag.
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Turnip! For God's sake,
what the hell are you- Shirley?
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- Edwin?
- Put that down. What is wrong with you?
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I am so sorry, Shirley.
Of all the people to mug- I'll deal with him.
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This woman is a dear friend of mine.
Not to mention a partner.
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Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
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- [Chuckles]
- Edwin, who is this... adorable child?
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He's my foster-
Give me that! He's my foster son.
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I am so sorry, Shirley.
God, what is wrong with you?
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- You adopted a son?
- Yeah. It was either that or I take up fly-fishing.
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Shame, Turnip, shame.
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Look how full your cart is.
No wonder your bottom is so-
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- Turnip!
- Full and plump.
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He gets cuter by the second.
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Isn't that the truth? Well, that's enough now.
Turnip Graves, Shirley Schmidt.
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- Very nice to meet you, ma'am.
- A true pleasure, sir.
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Well, it's nice to see you again.
You look great.
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And, uh, I'll deal with him.
Come here, you.
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Why would you do that
and embarrass me like that?
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[Turnip]
How was I supposed to know you know the lady?
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You're not to walk around parking lots
sticking people in the buttocks with a knife.
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- [Funk]
- [Man Vocalizing]
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[Man]
Uh-huh
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- All right
- Boom.
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Come on
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[Lips Pop]
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Come on
All right
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Well, yeah
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Well, yeah
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Outlaw
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What do you mean,
you've got plans?
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- You said you were going out of town.
- I said I might go out of town.
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- Didn't invite me, did you?
- That's because I never made official plans.
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Who are you spending
Thanksgiving with?
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A friend.
You wouldn't like him.
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- Who?
- It's personal.
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- Personal?
- You could come too. I'll ask him.
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Who?
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Technically, it would be...
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Melvin Palmer.
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- You must be joking.
- He's a good guy.
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You're spending Thanksgiving
with Melvin Palmer?
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- He's a hoot.
- No. You're putting me on.
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Well, I had no place else to go.
And he called, and-
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When did you become friends
with that bobo-
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- When he saved our asses.
- He did not save our asses.
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He saved our asses in Utah.
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- Are you being serious?
- He's a decent guy.
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No, he is not.
He's nothing of the sort.
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- Look-
- And you're not having dinner with him.
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We'll find somewhere else to go.
But you will not-will not...
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be spending Thanksgiving
with that vile-
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- I like him.
- I don't care. No. Forget it. No.
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No.
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Nope.
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- Mugged?
- You should have seen the size of the knife.
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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm fine. L-I just can't believe it happened.
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- Shirley, you have to tell the police.
- No, I don't want to do that.
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- Shirley, it was an attempted armed robbery.
- He's nine years old, Carl.
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Oh, my God. Now the homecoming
is complete. Carl Sack.
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How are you, my friend? Never liked you.
But what the hey? I can be courteous.
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Shirl. Hi, doll.
Sorry I'm late.
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I hit some traffic,
not to mention a few pedestrians.
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Just mowed 'em right-
I can see I've lost you.
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Shirley, I don't know
what to say other than I'm so sorry.
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Edwin, how long have
you had that boy?
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Six months. I've enrolled him
in finishing school. Not to worry.
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What the hell is this?
You've sued me already?
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- Did you read it?
- Why would I? It's marked
"privileged and confidential."
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Edwin, it was hand-delivered to you
because you were meant to read it.
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Oh. Well, that's different.
[Laughs]
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- What does it say?
- It says the firm is going broke.
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Funny.
[Laughs]
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Love her. She's-
The firm is going broke?
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But that was two days ago.
Things have changed.
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- Oh. How?
- We are broke.
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- When you say broke-
- Crane, Poole & Schmidt is bankrupt.
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We have no money, nada, zilch.
We're busted.
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I'll call Congress. They'll bail us out.
After all, we're rich.
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I know Hank Paulson.
Nutty guy. Hey, that's mine.
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It's over, Edwin.
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We're done.
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I don't know what else
to tell you, Edwin, other than-
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- You can tell me how it happened.
- We had investments in the market.
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We had massive receivables from banking
industries. We had to take write-offs.
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You just beat the tobacco companies
for millions of dollars.
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Do you think we'll ever see
a penny from that?
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After all the appeals, that victory's
going to end up costing us.
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Edwin, we may have
to shut our doors.
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Do people know?
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Only a certain few at this point.
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So we're really done then?
Canceled?
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Carl may have overstated that.
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There are some possibilities.
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I still have hope.
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I really thought I'd make it back.
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I was getting better.
And, uh-
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Listen. I bought a turkey. I'd love to have
you over for Thanksgiving on Thursday.
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Maybe talk about
old times and, uh-
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Edwin, thank you.
Um, I have plans.
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I'm hosting a little thing
at my house.
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So I'll come to your house then?
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- Edwin Poole?
- He kind of invited himself.
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- We were supposed to have a quiet dinner.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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- And his little felon?
- Well, he could be joining.
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- Shirley.
- I know. I wanted a quiet evening too.
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But somehow... he had no place to go.
What was I going to say?
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- "No" comes to mind. How about "no"?
- Carl.
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A nice quiet Thanksgiving dinner.
Just the two of us. That's how you billed it.
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- And how I wanted it.
- Shirley, I've got the research on McClean-
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- I thought you'd gone to London?
- Oh, yes. I was planning to.
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But the airlines screwed up
with the tickets. It's a long story.
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So, suffice to say,
I'll be staying put.
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Well, that's too bad.
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I'm having a few people over.
Why don't you come to my house?
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Oh, I wouldn't want
to put you out.
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- It wouldn't be any trouble.
- Oh, well, sure. I'd quite love that.
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- Great. 1:00 then.
- Splendid.
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Oh. Would it be possible
for me to bring Jerry?
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I sort of- When I thought
that I didn't have plans-
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- Jerry would be more than welcome.
- Thank you. I'll go tell him.
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- Sorry.
- Idea of spending a day alone with me,
you just can't bear it.
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Oh, you know that's not true.
Can't we just look at this...
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as a gathering of a big,
dysfunctional family?
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Can we do that?
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- What about us?
- We can be dysfunctional.
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- Here.
- Thank you.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm- I'm fine.
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I... just tend to get a little stressed
when I host parties.
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- Do you not remember?
- It's just a dinner.
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It is a Thanksgiving dinner.
And let's face it.
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With this particular group,
the possibilities for catastrophe-
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- Oh!
- Hey. What-
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- We're off to a good start.
- Yeah.
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[Carl]
Come on.
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- Ah.
- Surprise.
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Hey. Turnip, you too.
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And what were you doing
staring in my window?
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Is this how it's gonna be?
Dump on Turnip day?
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Hi, Turnip. Hi. I'm Mr. Sack.
I've heard a lot about you. Hands on the wall.
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- Oh, come on!
- Now don't worry. I do this to everybody.
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- Try not to enjoy yourself, pops.
- Oh, come on.
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- Hello, welcome. Hello. Mr. Poole.
- Hey!
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- Can I take that?
- Thank you, Carl.
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- What a beautiful home.
- Oh, thank you very much.
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- Is it all paid for?
- Turnip!
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Not a bad question actually,
considering-
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- Edwin. Here, give me your coats.
- [Carl] Uh-huh.
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- Let me take those.
- Are we late?
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- No. You're perfectly on time.
- [Carl] Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Thank you so much, Alan.
- Edwin, when they let you out?
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- [Edwin] Didn't.
- [Turnip] Turnip.
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- [Katie] Hello.
- Uh, well, shall we, um, go to the table?
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- Already?
- Now?
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Small talk and mingling and picking
at the turkey when nobody's looking.
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- I don't think I can get through this.
- You will get through this.
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- What if I'm not smoking-
- [All Chattering At Once]
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Time-out!
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Uh, the food is hot
and, um, the table's set.
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Thank God for G.P.S.
That's the first thing I'm gonna be thankful for.
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- How you doing, Jerry?
- You invited him?
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Wow. Looks like you've eaten already.
[Snorts]
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You must be Shirley Schmidt.
I googled you good. That's what I did.
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You need to update your head shot.
Who's the little guy?
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- Edwin Poole.
- Melvin Palmer. How are we doing, sport?
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- Don't touch me!
- [Denny] I've got an extra chair.
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I didn't get my hug yet.
That's what I didn't get. I'll start with you, Al.
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- You big hoot. Come here. Oh, man!
- All right.
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This is like Old Home Week.
That's what this is like. Get in here, Denny.
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- [Lips Popping]
- Thanks, Denny.
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[Groans]
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All right, now look. It's probably
a good thing, whoever that person is.
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- Why is it a good thing?
- He seems like a bit of an icebreaker.
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Icebreaker? The man could have saved
the Titanic. Who the hell is that guy?
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You said you like a little noise and chaos.
Seems he'll be able to contribute to that.
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Oh. This is gonna be
such a disaster.
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It's not going to be a disaster.
All right, look. I'm gonna go out there.
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I'll get everybody. I'll get them to the table.
You take a second to collect yourself.
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Then you come in.
All right?
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It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be a splendid day. Okay?
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- Look at the size of that.
- [Denny] Yeah.
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- [Carl] Lovely.
- [Edwin] Oh, my. [Chuckles]
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- [All Chattering]
- [Jerry] Big turkey.
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- [Melvin] That is a glorious bird.
- [Jerry] Oh, wow.
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- Uh, okay.
- Good idea. Let's drink.
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Uh, Denny. I just wanted to say
how nice it is to have all of you here.
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- The food looks positively delicious.
- I don't know where to start.
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You can start with a moment
of silence, Melvin. Or maybe an hour.
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[Laughs]
Double hoot. That's what you are.
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- I'm a double hoot now.
- Perhaps we should pray.
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- Maybe for peace.
- Or start with grace. Any volunteers, or shall l-
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I'll say grace.
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Okay.
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- Dear God-
- [Denny] No, no, no, no, no.
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- I think grace is a bad idea.
- Maybe we should skip grace.
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- You don't even believe in God.
- I do too.
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- The Christian god?
- Does it matter?
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I'm not gonna let you pray
to a Muslim god.
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Why does he have to be
either Christian or Muslim?
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- He could be Texan.
- Well, ifhe chooses good over evil, he's Christian.
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- Why couldn't he beJewish?
- Are you nuts? AJewish-
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- [All Arguing]
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- That's why they threw rocks at him.
- Jewish god, Muslim god.
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- Hindu maybe, 'cause they love sheep.
- [Edwin]Jew hater!
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- What?
- Edwin. Edwin. Enough! Enough!
221
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Let's skip grace and let's eat.
And if it's not too much trouble...
222
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I'd like to have a nice
Thanksgiving dinner with no fights.
223
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,798
Can we do that, please?
224
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,859
- I'm positively famished.
- [Edwin] Thank you.
225
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,497
- [Carl] Here we go. Roll?
- Thank you.
226
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,877
So, Turnip, tell me,
what do little black kids like to eat?
227
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- [Shirley] For God's sake, Denny!
- [All Groaning]
228
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,545
- What do black kids like to eat?
- [Denny] I want to know.
229
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Koreans like Korean food.
Greeks like Greek food.
230
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[All Chattering]
231
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,051
- That's racist.
- Racist?
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Yes, racist. This is a holiday.
Please, let's not extend...
233
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the systemic racism of the firm
to the dining room table.
234
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,325
What systemic racism
of the firm?
235
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,699
- Oh, come on, Shirley.
- No. I'd like to hear this.
236
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:29,230
Well, look around the table, or the office.
You see any black attorneys?
237
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,242
- It doesn't mean we're racist.
- Right.
238
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:35,246
Did you ever think for one second maybe
black attorneys don't want to work with us?
239
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,077
Maybe they want to be
with their own?
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00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,845
- Denny, don't help me, please.
- Could you please pass the-
241
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No. We just had a black man
elected president and you still think-
242
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- Oh, please.
- What, "Oh, please"?
243
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,593
- Never mind.
- No, say it. I want to hear this, Alan.
244
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,526
- I don't.
- Neither do I.
245
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,895
I do. Say it, Alan.
I want to hear what you have to say.
246
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,434
What? You really think
we've turned the corner?
247
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,198
Of a hundred senators,
one is black. One.
248
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,603
And that's Barack Obama.
ComeJanuary, there'll be none.
249
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,268
Of 50 governors, two are black.
250
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,642
One of those is in New York by default because
Eliot Spitzer got caught with his hooker.
251
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:11,615
This country hardly seems willing
to elect black leaders on a regular basis.
252
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,245
But the people of this firm are.
They voted overwhelmingly for Obama.
253
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,290
How do you know what the hell went on
in the privacy of all those voting booths?
254
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,451
- Get out of this house.
- I haven't even eaten yet.
255
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,553
- I don't care. You will not say things like that.
- Let's just settle down.
256
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,621
What did I say?
257
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,567
Maybe since Barack Obama
was just elected...
258
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,934
we could celebrate
the progress that blacks have made-
259
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,768
- Celebrate?
- Oh, my God.
260
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,402
In America, black people are incarcerated
almost six times the rate of white people.
261
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,469
- Turnip here seems already to be well on his way.
- Hey!
262
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:45,984
Blacks have double the unemployment rate
of whites and have for over 40 years.
263
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,952
Whether it's that or the government's
underwhelming response to Al DS...
264
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:53,321
among blacks or racial profiling,
the black community continues to get screwed.
265
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,758
- Alan-
- Let's not even discuss funding...
266
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,955
for public schools
in black neighborhoods.
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00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:01,431
Or our Supreme Court eviscerating
Brown versus Board of Education.
268
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,628
We've got that Republican congressman,
Lynn Westmoreland...
269
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,501
from Georgia who referred
to Obama as "uppity."
270
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,507
Not once- twice. "Uppity."
271
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,341
Even Obama's own running mate
during the primary, Biden...
272
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,346
praised Obama as being
"clean and articulate."
273
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,817
What was that? We can give thanks
for a lot of things here today.
274
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,513
But the defeat of racism
in America is not one of them...
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00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,649
especially at liberal, white-collar law firms
like Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
276
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,489
Look around the table.
277
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:36,190
Bet you don't get invited
to a lot of dinner parties.
278
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,169
I just wanted to have
a nice Thanksgiving dinner.
279
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:42,332
But you-you couldn't
let that happen, could you?
280
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,377
You just had to screw it up.
281
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,038
[Carl] Wait. Wait, wait. Come on.
Let's just change the subject.
282
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,547
Can somebody think of something
more pleasant to talk about?
283
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,882
- I was thinking of taking a dump.
- [Alan Laughing]
284
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,388
- Where's the nearest bathroom?
- Through there.
285
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,817
Don't take anything else.
286
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,554
I love the holidays.
That's what I love.
287
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,046
[Melvin]
Mmm.
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00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,528
- You know, if I could just say-
- [All Protesting]
289
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,861
- [Carl] Come on, please.
- That I'm sorry.
290
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,493
I realize I get worked up.
291
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:48,199
And I do apologize. I certainly
didn't mean to ruin anyone's dinner.
292
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,366
You didn't ruin mine,
good buddy.
293
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,208
Oh, goody.
294
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,747
Edwin, tell us.
What's new with you?
295
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,142
Well, economic Armageddon,
for one thing. The firm's-
296
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,518
Edwin, that's our secret.
297
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,850
- What secret?
- Nothing.
298
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,384
- Sounds very good. Didn't that sound good?
- Just let it drop, Alan.
299
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,522
[Melvin] I love secrets.
We used to play this little game.
300
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,126
I'll show you mine, you show me yours.
Old and fat people excluded, of course.
301
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,535
Denny, you'd be
on the bubble there.
302
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,733
- Do you try to be offensive?
- That was aggressive.
303
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,799
- [Lips Popping]
- What the hell is that?
304
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,074
- Edwin!
- He's a popper. That's what he is.
Get him to purr, big guy.
305
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:33,210
Hey, Mel. Keep acting like a turkey,
you're gonna get stuffed and carved, hot stuff!
306
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,417
Thank you all... very much.
307
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:45,763
- What did we do?
- Just trying to make conversation.
308
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:49,164
Oh, by the way, where's the little black kid?
He can't still be crapping.
309
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,761
- [Purring]
- Excuse me. You're gonna have
to stop that. It's annoying.
310
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,773
- Leave him alone, please.
- Stop it!
311
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:02,011
One day we'll look back and laugh.
312
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,282
How about we just try
to make the best of it?
313
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:10,253
With that group? I'm so sorry I invited them.
It was such a bad idea. What was I thinking?
314
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:14,782
What were you thinking? You had to know
at some level this is exactly how it would go.
315
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,252
You just roll with everything,
don't you?
316
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,197
I was hoping to roll with you until
you invited all the children.
317
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,601
- [Door Opens]
- [Denny] What the hell is this?
318
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:32,269
- Uh, Denny.
- Shirley and Carl are kissing!
319
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,709
- Denny, could you give us-
- How could you?
320
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,805
- How could I what?
- Kissing him. You're cheating.
321
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,214
- Cheating?
- We missed it? Oh, kiss again.
322
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,649
- Oh, get out.
- Denny got to see.
323
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,313
Am I the only one who hasn't
sucked face with her?
324
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,050
- How aboutJerry? Have you
gotten down with the mascot?
- [Grunts]
325
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,959
- I'm not a mascot!
- [Katie]Jerry, what is wrong with you?
326
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:52,326
- Calm down. Calm down.
- [Carl] Hey!
327
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,490
Look, could you all,
please, just go home?
328
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:58,002
[Carl] No, wait. No, damn it.
This nonsense is gonna stop right now. Go.
329
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:02,734
Back to the table. Go ahead. We're all going
back to the table right now. Come on.
330
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,005
We are gonna sit down and we're going
to be nice to each other.
331
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,309
And we are going to give thanks.
332
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,916
That was not acceptable
at all, Jerry.
333
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,649
- Did you hear what he said?
- I heard what he said. And it was offensive.
334
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,157
But that doesn't mean
you resort to violence.
335
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,750
The incident in the cafe
was bad enough.
336
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,695
For God's sakes, Jerry, you're a partner
in a law firm. You're an adult.
337
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,755
Oh, shut up!
338
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,266
- I'm sorry.
- What's going on with you?
339
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:39,777
I just thought
it would all go away when-
340
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,541
- You thought what would go away?
- The ridicule.
341
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:46,380
When I made partner,
I thought I would feel-
342
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:50,114
Once I was accepted
by others, the esteem-
343
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,783
But it's no better.
I feel no differently about myself.
344
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,555
- That word that he used, what he called me-
- Mascot?
345
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,461
- That's what I am.
- That's not true.
346
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:03,228
Katie treats me like a Chia Pet. She all but pats
me on the head and gives me a cookie-
347
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,395
How dare you say such a thing!
348
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,200
- Katie, this is a private-
- No, it isn't. That was an indictment of me...
349
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:12,209
my friendship with you, which I assumed
to be extraordinarily meaningful.
350
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,405
And I'm offended by it.
You may seek to trivialize yourself, Jerry.
351
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,415
I will not allow you to belittle me
and my feelings in the process.
352
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,475
Katie, if I get one more
maternal lecture from you...
353
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,717
I'm gonna throw up twice-
not once, but twice.
354
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,988
It would take two
full heavings to get all the puke out.
355
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,026
You can go to hell, Jerry.
356
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,101
It's one thing to do it.
But to rub my nose in it.
357
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,108
- Denny, we were not rubbing your nose in it.
- Yes, you were.
358
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,407
Was that the big plan?
Get everybody here...
359
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,845
under the pretext of my birthday
and humiliate me?
360
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,509
'Cause if that was the goal-
361
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,610
Denny, we're here for Thanksgiving,
not your birthday.
362
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,751
You know what I mean.
Gathering people up and-
363
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,591
- Pops and the old lady are doing it?
- Shh!
364
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,632
Denny, you and I
are not a couple.
365
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:12,693
We have not been a couple
for over 25 years.
366
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,477
And you and Carl are?
Are you back together?
367
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,646
Yes.
368
00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:42,825
Excuse me a second.
369
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:04,613
Denny, did you really think
it was your birthday?
370
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,954
What difference does-
371
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,261
Denny, look at me.
372
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:18,601
Did you think we were assembled here
to celebrate your birthday...
373
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,865
which is in January?
374
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,279
Oh, my God.
375
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,111
I get a little, uh, confused...
376
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:39,084
when I... get agitated.
377
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,350
Does this happen often?
378
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:16,656
No. But it's happened.
379
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,730
And it's usually
when you get upset?
380
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,469
Okay. So we go in for another test.
381
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,597
I don't want another test.
382
00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:31,073
There's nothing they can tell me
that I don't know.
383
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:34,976
There's no cure.
384
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,911
Okay, look.
385
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,075
Here's what I know.
I've known you six years.
386
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:43,019
And during that time,
there's been very little progression, if any.
387
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,580
You're 75 now. The doctor said
you probably won't live long enough...
388
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:51,027
for the Alz-
mad cow to get you.
389
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,030
It's already getting me, Alan.
390
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,999
No, it isn't, Denny.
People get confused sometimes.
391
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,662
I'm slipping, Alan.
You know it.
392
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,269
I know it.
393
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,509
[Piano]
394
00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,452
- I know
- I know
395
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:16,612
[Both]
You belong
396
00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:20,454
To somebody else
397
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,459
But tonight
398
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:25,621
You belong to me
399
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:28,393
[Continues]
400
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,401
- [Melvin] Although
- Although
401
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,903
[Both]
We're apart
402
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:36,600
You're part of my heart
403
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,666
[Fades]
404
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,581
I'm sorry.
405
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,490
I never meant to trivialize either
our relationship or feelings-
406
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,495
- You did just that, didn't you?
- Look, toots. How 'bout you
let me finish a sentence?
407
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:01,657
That too much work for you or-
408
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:12,767
I really can't be that objective about either
our friendship or your feelings-
409
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,506
- Why?
- Because I love ya, all right?
Have I been too subtle?
410
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:20,142
I gotta rent a billboard?
Get a lousy plane to fly overhead, pullin'-
411
00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:34,898
I love you.
412
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:39,198
I realize that imposes no obligation
on your part to love me back.
413
00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:44,038
And as consolation prizes go...
414
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:48,443
I can think of nothing more extraordinary
than your friendship.
415
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,350
You need to know...
416
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,353
that you are...
417
00:25:56,421 --> 00:26:00,551
the most incredible,
generous...
418
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,991
charitable...
419
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,394
beautiful woman
I have ever met.
420
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,559
And I'm in love with you.
421
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:29,176
- My honey, I know
- I know
422
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,313
With the dawn
423
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:33,323
That you
424
00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:35,256
Will be gone
425
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,261
But tonight
426
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,423
You belong to me
427
00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:43,592
[Deepens Voice]
Just to little old me
428
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,602
- Yeah.
- Good.
429
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:49,868
Okay, attention, please. We're gonna make
one last, ill-fated attempt at having dinner.
430
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,933
Your presence is requested
in the dining room.
431
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,844
- These people like to play with fire.
- Tell me about it.
432
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:01,044
- I ain't going back in there.
- Smart kid.
433
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:16,700
I have a question, Edwin. I can't help but think
you're a bit of a mental, right?
434
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,861
I am. Carrots, please.
435
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:22,634
Why would social services
ever put a child in your care?
436
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,141
What's wrong with me
other than being mentally unbalanced?
437
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:29,544
This is a country that regulates everything, except
Wall Street, the rich, who we let run amok.
438
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:33,550
But everything else.
Parenting- that's the hardest job anywhere.
439
00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:36,883
- What's your point?
- How can we pass out children to nut jobs?
440
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:41,051
Especially little black children who typically
are at risk and need the best parenting.
441
00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:43,321
- Oh, my God.
- What?
442
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:47,991
Do you know, Denny, the fastest growing
segment of homeless in this country is children?
443
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:50,398
- What's that got to do with anything?
- These kids need homes.
444
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:54,598
I'm not sure I like where this is heading.
Maybe we could change the subject.
445
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,506
- We're all out of subjects.
- Maybe we could talk about bankruptcy.
446
00:27:57,575 --> 00:28:01,739
- Oh, damn it.
- Nothing wrong with bankruptcy.
It's the in thing to be.
447
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:05,180
You're gonna make fun of poverty now. How about
all those poor schmucks losing their homes?
448
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,184
- Here we go.
- I bet that's fun.
449
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:10,278
I'm not making fun of those schmucks.
It's the schmucks in suits that I'm making fun of.
450
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,846
Do we have to fight?
Could wejust eat and make small talk...
451
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:14,858
and pretend we like each other?
452
00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:19,761
- Hell, we do like each other. Why, these guys-
- Will you shut up!
453
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:22,026
That was aggressive.
454
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,194
[Sighs]
455
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:28,967
Sorry. I just-
456
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,201
It was my fault.
I should never-
457
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:37,281
The truth is, Carl, l-
I'm sorry.
458
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:41,876
I guess I wanted
a big, noisy dinner...
459
00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:46,447
because sometimes
when the din is loud...
460
00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:49,550
I can... hear him.
461
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,391
Hear who?
462
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,461
My father.
463
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:07,773
This is my first Thanksgiving
without him ever.
464
00:29:07,846 --> 00:29:10,406
And... I apologize.
465
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,417
But, uh, it's hard to face the quiet.
466
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:18,513
And l- I guess I can
find comfort in tumult.
467
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,354
Shirley.
468
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,927
Well, once again,
thank you all very much. L-
469
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,833
- She said she liked the tumult.
- Why are you making it all about you?
470
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:35,361
This was supposed to be a quiet dinner
between Shirley and me.
471
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,273
That certainly would have been dull.
I wonder what you might have talked about.
472
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:41,210
Probably about how the firm
is going broke.
473
00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:47,676
The firm is going broke?
474
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:51,347
Did I know this... and forget?
475
00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:53,356
Did I?
476
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:55,858
No. Denny, you didn't know.
477
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:58,452
- Well, what's happened?
- [Sighs]
478
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,397
- There he goes making it all about him again.
- Oh, will you shut up?
479
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:05,869
No, Carl. It affects us too.
What's going on?
480
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,476
The firm is broke.
481
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:43,568
We're exploring a number of ways
to get an influx of capital.
482
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:45,734
- We believe-
- [Denny] How could this happen?
483
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:47,744
How? We got hammered, Denny.
Just like everybody-
484
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:51,407
- My name is on the door! Why wasn't I told that?
- They knew you'd be upset.
485
00:30:51,482 --> 00:30:54,246
Next thing, you'd be running
around telling everybody it was your birthday.
486
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:57,550
- [Turnip] Gun!
- [Screams] I've been hit!
487
00:30:57,622 --> 00:31:00,420
- Denny, for God's sake!
- That's all I hear.
488
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,857
"Denny, for God's sake. Denny, for God's sake.
Denny, for God's sake!"
489
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:05,088
Why doesn't anybody
tell me the truth?
490
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:07,063
- I am telling you the truth.
- A half-truth!
491
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,725
- I'm losing blood.
- It was just a paintball, dog.
492
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:12,770
- No, I'm telling you exactly-
- What about you and Shirley?
493
00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,738
- What about it?
- How serious are you? I want to know.
494
00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:20,778
Actually, we sort of all do.
495
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,276
[Sighs]
Okay.
496
00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:35,959
Oh.
497
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,630
Now you know before even Shirley.
498
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:44,259
My plan, after our intimate little dinner
together alone, without any of you...
499
00:31:47,138 --> 00:31:49,936
was to ask her to marry me.
500
00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:18,461
Can you believe it? As partner,
I'm on the hook for the firm's debts.
501
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,801
I could be losing money.
502
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:25,172
Jerry, I'm not quite sure
how to respond to your little revelation.
503
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,507
You don't need to.
It's my problem, not yours.
504
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,842
It's my problem
if it affects our friendship.
505
00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:31,973
I remain committed to the friendship.
I won't let this-
506
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,018
Easier said than done.
507
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,989
Perhaps we should
seek out some sort of couple's therapy.
508
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,391
- We're not a couple, remember?
- Yes, we are.
509
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,828
Perhaps not one romantically linked,
but one just the same.
510
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,867
Quite an extraordinary couple...
511
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:52,926
with a fairly complicated problem.
512
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,019
I think you should
still ask her.
513
00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:20,826
The moment has slightly passed.
514
00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:22,832
No, it hasn't.
515
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:26,666
If it's meant to be, Carl,
it's the perfect moment.
516
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,672
You obviously love her.
517
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,709
You must feel confident
that Shirley loves you.
518
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:34,370
Don't let all of us...
519
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,380
and our foolishness
get in your way.
520
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,382
Personally,
I'm a little discouraged...
521
00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:42,578
about what it means
for my own conjugal prospects with her.
522
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:45,850
But clearly she needs
cheering up, Carl.
523
00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:48,585
Her father's dead
and the ice cream's melted.
524
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:52,720
It was wrong of me to pull
this ring out in front of Denny.
525
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:54,765
What ring?
526
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,764
Just kidding.
527
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:01,202
Ask her to marry you, Carl.
528
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,937
I want her to be happy, really.
529
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,273
We all do.
Shirley deserves a good man.
530
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:10,712
You're a good man, Carl. I know that,
even if I don't much like you.
531
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:14,616
- Why is everybody in here?
- Could everybody just clear out?
I'd like a little privacy.
532
00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:18,416
- What's wrong with having it with us?
- What's going on?
533
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:20,787
Why is everybody in here?
534
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,090
- Carl has news.
- No, he doesn't.
535
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,566
What news?
536
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:33,468
Uh, this is not how I planned it.
537
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:37,133
Planned what? Will somebody tell me
what is going on?
538
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,938
Shirley, l-
539
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:47,143
- No. We'll discuss it later.
- No, we won't. We'll discuss it right now.
540
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:50,153
Hell, where I come from, we grab the bull
by the horns. That's what we do.
541
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:53,816
No, no. Here, I'll do it.
I'll do it. Shirley.
542
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:59,494
- Will you marry-
- Carl?
543
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,796
He loves you.
544
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,337
He wants to spend
the rest of his life with you.
545
00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:13,807
Carl, is this for real?
546
00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:17,245
Except the execution. I didn't mean
for Denny to do my bidding.
547
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:20,512
Yeah, I'm Cyrano de "Bushwhack."
548
00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:24,851
Shirley, I have never
loved a woman like l-
549
00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:28,688
As of this morning,
our relationship was a secret.
550
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,023
Secret's out, toots. Just-
551
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:36,356
Denny.
552
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:40,294
Please, Shirley...
553
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,371
will you marry me?
554
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,549
- I'll give you away.
- [Chuckles]
555
00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:58,721
I have had six marriage proposals...
556
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:03,385
but this is by far
the most bizarre.
557
00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:05,861
- We're a bizarre group.
- Yeah.
558
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,194
Do me the honor...
559
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:12,726
of spending the rest
of your life with me.
560
00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:17,734
I would love to marry you, Carl.
561
00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:20,072
- Ah!
- [All Applauding]
562
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,511
Really?
563
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:29,747
- May I kiss-
- Denny, I would like to kiss Carl.
564
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,755
So-
565
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:37,260
Um, is the day rescued?
566
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:40,354
Consider it saved.
567
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:43,696
[Applause]
568
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:59,882
All right. Contrary to vicious rumors,
the ice cream is not all melted.
569
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:02,579
- Jerry, one scoop or two?
- Just one, thank you.
570
00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:06,749
There you are.
Katie, this is your slice.
571
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:10,123
- Thank you.
- I am a two-scoop kind of guy, if you don't mind.
572
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,253
And I've always thought
you were a scoop short.
573
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,093
- Say it for me, Jerry.
- Hoot.
574
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,725
- Ah.
- [All Laugh]
575
00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:20,066
- So everybody have a slice now?
- [Edwin] Yes.
576
00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:22,537
[Shirley]
All right.
577
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,599
- May I just say-
- [All] No!
578
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:27,803
Well, I'm gonna say it
just the same.
579
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:32,679
I grew up in a very estranged...
580
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,651
unhappy house.
581
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:40,089
Most Thanksgivings my mother spent
serving dinner at other people's homes.
582
00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:42,284
And my father would spend it-
583
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:48,764
I spent many a Thanksgiving
in my room...
584
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:53,133
imagining what big family dinners
were like, and-
585
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:56,105
Alan, is this gonna be
like a closing?
586
00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:00,575
And as I imagined it...
587
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:05,514
it was almost exactly like this.
588
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,618
A whole bunch of people
actually talking...
589
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,985
right there in each other's faces.
590
00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:14,149
Laughing one second,
and angry the next.
591
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,819
And look what
we've covered today:
592
00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:20,523
Race, politics...
593
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,192
God, marriage...
594
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:26,134
Iove, death.
595
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,869
What fun.
596
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:39,048
Thank you for having us, Shirley.
597
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:41,311
This is...
598
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:44,843
some family.
599
00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:50,188
[Man]
The more I read the papers
600
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,888
The less I comprehend
601
00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:55,159
Ah, pie.
602
00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:57,564
- Thank God for pie.
- [Melvin] Thank God for pie.
603
00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:02,401
Everybody put something in their mouth
so we can't talk anymore.
604
00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:04,907
- [All Laughing]
- [Melvin] I'm in.
605
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:07,739
It's very clear
606
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:09,746
This is perfect.
607
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:13,375
Our love is here to stay
608
00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:15,749
We got more ice cream.
609
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:21,718
In time
the Rockies may crumble
610
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:25,626
Gibraltar may tumble
611
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,564
They're only made of clay
612
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:32,033
But
613
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:36,437
Our love is here
614
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,874
To stay
615
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:47,742
Denny, are you really okay
with them getting married?
616
00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,281
I don't know.
617
00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:54,457
I will be.
618
00:39:56,794 --> 00:40:02,096
I harbored this fantasy that we'd-
[Sighs]
619
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,727
Imagine my loss.
Could be the love I never knew.
620
00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:07,964
[Chuckles]
I'll tell it to you.
621
00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:12,632
Unless I forget.
622
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:18,481
How often have you been
getting confused like that?
623
00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:22,810
Well, not, uh- not too-
624
00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:27,582
God, if I go the way
Shirley's father did-
625
00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:30,320
- You won't.
- How do you know that?
626
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,124
- Because I'll shoot you.
- You wouldn't actually-
627
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:37,156
- I've already bought the gun.
- You promise?
628
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:47,671
Denny, you have defied
the odds your entire life.
629
00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:51,181
You'll continue to defy the odds.
630
00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,682
You're probably gonna outlive us all.
We'll all be dead and buried...
631
00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:57,016
and you'll still be out there
doing Priceline commercials.
632
00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:03,522
All the topics
we covered today...
633
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,529
we left out the afterlife.
634
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:11,492
- Think there is one?
- [Laughs] I don't-
635
00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:16,270
Think we'll be together
somewhere else?
636
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:20,299
On a- On a bigger balcony?
Together again?
637
00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:31,687
I do.
638
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,785
Will we be naked?
639
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,989
- Well-
- I ask...
640
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:43,056
because I wonder,
are there clothes in heaven?
641
00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:47,331
And are we as we were
when we were young?
642
00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:49,895
Or are we as we were
when we died?
643
00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:52,374
- Is that important?
- Well, it is to me.
644
00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:56,072
I don't want to go through the rest
of eternity with the, uh, mad cow.
645
00:41:57,948 --> 00:42:00,644
I think you are in heaven...
646
00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,551
as you were in the best of times
here on earth.
647
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:06,215
Like right now.
648
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,758
Like right now.
649
00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:15,658
Thanks.
650
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,527
Thanks.
651
00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:08,345
[Woman]
You stinker!
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