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Previously on Boston Legal.
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You think you'll win.
$50,000 says you won't.
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- I'm not going to bet you.
- You know you'll lose.
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- I won't lose.
- $50,000.
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- He's out of control.
- Your industry is out of control!
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You've bitten off more than
you can chew this time, my friend.
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- I don't swallow. I just chew up and spit out.
- We'll see.
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I know exactly how big
and powerful you are, Mr. Mathis.
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It might do you
some good to check me out.
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- You're losing.
- [Chuckles] I'm not losing.
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Oh, yes, you're losing.
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- Double it?
- Fine.
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Is it not red?
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- They're always red in the morning.
- See?
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You stay out of this.
I know salmonella when I've got it.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, my name's Jason Canfield.
I'm looking for Mr. Poole.
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Ah, well, Mr. Poole is not, uh, here at the moment-
or there, for that matter. May I help you?
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Well, I was just passing by
your building and saw the sign...
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and I need a lawyer, so-
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- How about Crane?
- [Carl] Uh, Mr. Crane is fun.
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You can always talk about him
when he's in the room, which is nice...
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but I don't think
he's your man either.
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So that leaves Schmidt.
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I'm Schmidt.
Let's go to my office.
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Why wouldn't he ask for me?
Am I not the star of this show?
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You see your name up there?
This is not about how good you are.
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- It's not?
- It's all about credit.
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That's what's important in life.
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- Credit?
- And money.
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I thought it was all about getting the girl.
Tell me it's values, Carl.
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- It's about getting the girl, right?
- Money.
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- Sex.
- Money.
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- Sex.
- You call it.
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Maybe it's money and sex.
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- They go together.
- One begets the other.
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See? We're not fighting.
We're in sync.
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I can't be sure, but I think Carl
wants to be in sync too.
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[Grunts]
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- [Funk]
- [Man Vocalizing]
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[Man]
Uh-huh
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- All right
- Boom.
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Come on
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[Lips Pop]
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Come on
All right
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Well, yeah
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Well, yeah
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Outlaw
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- Was he killed in Iraq?
- No. No.
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They patched him up okay there.
Brought him back.
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He died in a hospital here.
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The doctor killed him.
But I know for a fact...
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that there was malpractice,
because he admitted it.
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Mr. Canfield, I've tried a number of
medical malpractice cases in my time.
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I've yet to run across a doctor
who admitted his or her wrongdoing.
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But this one did.
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But I can't sue because it happened
in a military hospital.
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Something called the Feres doctrine.
You heard of that?
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Yes. It- It basically insulates
military hospitals and their staffs...
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from lawsuits when the victims
are on active duty.
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My brother's not on active duty
anymore, Ms. Schmidt.
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He's dead.
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I'm afraid the doctrine
would still apply.
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So there's-
there's nothing I can do?
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Nothing?
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Well-
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- But the law is clear. Soldiers are-
- Alan, l- I know.
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It's completely unwinnable.
It doesn't even make sense to try.
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Which is why I've come to you.
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I've so missed watching
the brave knight fight the windmill.
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Shirley, this lawsuit is barred. There's
a Supreme Court case directly on point...
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and it's not like you to want to waste
the firm's money.
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What's going on?
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What's going on is
when a man comes in off the street...
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whose only brother has been
wrongfully killed...
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and asks you for your help...
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you help.
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It's that simple.
You help.
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Would it be the Pentagon then?
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Well, it- it might.
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Are you close, you and your sister?
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Well, mainly
she'd throw rocks at me.
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- Got it.
- She's a bit overbearing and-
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and extremely punctual.
She should be here any-
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What are you doing on the desk?
Joy Espenson.
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Get down.
Are you his girlfriend?
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- No, I just-
- [Thuds]
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Just what?
It's purely sexual?
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Joy!
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This is Katie Lloyd,
my colleague, a lawyer.
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- You apologize this instant.
- Okay.
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I'm here about your nephew Henry.
I have concerns.
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- I need your help.
- What concerns?
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He's 15, going through puberty.
He's starting to get an acute interest in sex.
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- Isn't that natural?
- And he may be dating his sister.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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- He's an only child.
- Well, he is or he isn't. We don't know.
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He was conceived by
an anonymous sperm donor.
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I have an excellent sex life...
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so long as men don't actually
have to get in the bedroom with me.
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Anyway, turns out Fiona-
that's the girlfriend- Fiona-
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she was conceived
by an anonymous sperm donor.
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[Chuckling]
It also turns out she's the spitting image of Henry.
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I'm thinking what are the odds?
Are you with me?
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To be honest, I'm still recovering
from the gripping apology.
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I met Fiona's mother.
We both used the same agency.
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My God, what if-
I mean, what if they fall in love...
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and get married
and start reproducing?
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Well, let's simply
take D.N.A. Swabs and-
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D.N.A. Is not conclusive
with half siblings.
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- Could you speak to him?
- Me?
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He loves you.
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Does she ever speak?
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I must say when I first
read the complaint...
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I couldn't decide whether
it was just laughable or nonsensical.
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Now that I see who the attorney is,
it makes sense that it's laughable.
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Wade and I go back.
He represents...
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the pharmaceutical companies
that almost killed Denny.
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How's that discovery going,
by the way?
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It might be proceeding more quickly
if I wasn't sidetracked...
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by a baseless, groundless,
frivolous claim.
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He's a big fan of adjectives.
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- Yes, I go back a little bit with Wade as well.
- Really?
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The hospital has admitted committing gross
misconduct, which caused the victim's death.
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But it's a military hospital.
They're immune.
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Fine. We have the merits,
you have the legal technicalities.
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Let's meet somewhere in the middle.
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The technicality here
is the trump card.
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The Supreme Court clearly held
you can't touch military hospitals.
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- Game over.
- That ruling was 50 years ago. Things change.
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"Things change"? Will that be your
legal argument? "Things change"?
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I'll have you know Tony Scalia's
a personal friend of mine.
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And trust me, he has no interest whatsoever
in what any Supreme Court before him has said.
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- I don't know why I even
bother to come over here.
- Because you miss me, Wade.
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Hug? We're a nation
of huggers, you know.
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We will take this to court.
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Fine. Do that.
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Have a lovely day.
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What? We don't really
want it to end quickly, do we?
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He's fun.
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I certainly understand
your concerns...
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but we have contractual
agreements...
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assuring absolute confidentiality
with all of our anonymous donors.
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He could be dating his sister.
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Joy.
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I appreciate
your legal obligations...
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but contracts can be vitiated
on grounds of public policy.
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And your public policy
argument would be what?
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- He's dating his sister.
- Joy.
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- Are these your children?
- Yes, they are.
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You have a beautiful family.
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I can see they even look like you.
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Henry Espenson wonders
whom he looks like.
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Do you really think
it's fair, Mr. Chism...
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that Henry's right to know
his genetic lineage...
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was simply...
contracted away from him?
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Mr. Espenson, without
assurance of anonymity...
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many sperm donors wouldn't donate.
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It's possible
Henry might not even exist.
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And if we were to look
at the equation...
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as best interests of the sperm donor,
I'd side with you.
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But since courts typically opt
for best interests of the child-
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And Henry would be
better off unborn?
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Believe me, Mr. Espenson,
I've heard all the arguments.
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And as I said, I do sympathize...
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but there is no
wiggle room on this one.
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We will not tell you
who the sperm donor is.
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[Inhales Deeply]
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[Exhales]
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All right.
Listen, buddy.
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I've tried to play nice here...
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but if we have to
go to court, I'll do it.
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I'll close your doors.
And then you can liquidate...
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all your little test tubes
and turkey basters, your porn videos.
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See this here?
It's a cigarette, bub.
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And you can put it out like this.
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Just snuff it in an ashtray.
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Or I can stomp it
with my size 13 boats.
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Either way, it's extinguished, pal.
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Whether you want to be snuffed,
stomped or sucked dry!
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We can do it nice, do it rough.
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How's it gonna be?
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Just-
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- [Beeps]
- Yes. Security, please.
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I am not being a traitor.
I'm supporting our troops.
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- Why aren't you?
- Isn't this war costing us enough...
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without the lawyers coming in?
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- I don't want to get into this.
- I'm gonna tell you something,
and you need to hear this.
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America is sick of Bush bashing.
Enough already.
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- I'm not bashing Bush.
- You're suing the military.
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Which is the Pentagon.
Which is the government. Which is Bush.
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- It all comes down to Bush.
- Denny, this isn't about Bush.
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This is about the troops
risking their lives in the-
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- Oh, please.
- After the debacle at Walter Reed?
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You must be kidding. These kids
are returning with catastrophic wounds.
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Who the hell is looking out
for them, really? Not Congress.
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It's one you can't win, Alan.
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Says who?
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Says the law.
Says the United States Supreme Court.
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Says $50,000 dollars.
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You know what?
I don't-
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- You want to bet?
- Uh-huh.
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If you insist on being an idiot...
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at least let me profit from it.
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Have you no shame whatsoever?
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None.
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- All proceeds go to the troops.
- Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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- There are reasons for this doctrine, Ms. Schmidt.
- Yes, Your Honor. Bad ones.
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These kids fight our wars.
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It's an undue burden to compensate them
when they're victims of medical malpractice?
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The soldier in question
lost his life...
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because of an avoidable,
negligent hospital screwup that-
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It's not just the money.
Subjecting the military hospitals to discovery-
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- Oh, come on.
- May I finish?
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You didn't let me finish.
Your Honor, this goes beyond bad faith.
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We send these kids to war,
they come back in need of medical care...
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our doctors commit malpractice...
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and we tell them,
whoops, you can't sue because of a-
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a doctrine that selectively
singles out and punishes soldiers?
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- I thought he was the speechmaker.
- No. Today you got me.
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At least let me call
a witness or two.
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My client lost his only brother.
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Lfhe can't have his day in court...
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at least give him an hour.
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All right. I'll allow you
to call witnesses...
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as to the legality of the doctrine.
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Your Honor,
if she doesn't like the law...
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her recourse is
the legislature, not a judge.
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Well, thank you, Mr. Mathis.
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I know what my role is.
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- 2:00.
- [Gavel Raps]
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[Crowd Murmuring]
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You started sucking
on the cigarette?
238
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,290
I think I got some wood fibers
lodged in my lungs.
239
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,466
Wh-Wh-What happened?
240
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,832
Well, I just saw
my sister looking at me...
241
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,963
like I was this big loser,
the way she did growing up.
242
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,440
- Did she really throw rocks at you?
- Yes.
243
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,977
She thought if a hard object
came hurtling at my head...
244
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,605
I'd have to lift my hands
off my thighs to block it.
245
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,616
She does love me in her way,
but her way sucks.
246
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,786
It's a prop.
247
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,791
So what happens now with the case?
248
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,090
Well, we go to court.
But first we have to tell Henry.
249
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,791
- How can I help?
- You can't really. I need to do this.
250
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,198
- Can you?
- [Whimpers]
251
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,704
It's a prop.
252
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:04,507
Sometimes I think about retiring,
but what would I do?
253
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,949
I hate golf.
I don't much like to travel.
254
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,953
Do you ever think about retiring?
255
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,114
Not really.
256
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,488
As long as I can practice law
on my own terms.
257
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,151
And you're doing that?
258
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:20,392
[Chuckles] Still able to put your judgments
in question form, I see.
259
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:26,968
You know, Shirley, I'm still on
the Board of Bar Overseers.
260
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:30,497
There's a lot of talk
about your firm lately.
261
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,339
Is there?
262
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,278
Yes. Regarding its, uh...
263
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,338
slide.
264
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,385
I wasn't aware of any slide.
265
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:44,252
Two of your name partners
have lost their minds. And you?
266
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,883
What about me?
267
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,860
I've known you a long time.
May I be brutally honest?
268
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,521
Oh, please.
269
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:54,828
This Alan Shore is
dragging you into the sewer.
270
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:58,495
It's now his thumbprints all over
Crane, Poole & Schmidt, not yours.
271
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:02,564
He's unscrupulous.
He's disrespectful to our judiciary.
272
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,905
He's a bad seed.
273
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,468
And his reputation...
274
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:11,505
is running to your firm
as a whole- to you.
275
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,610
I see his influence in play
in- in this very case.
276
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:19,784
You've brought a baseless, frivolous
cause of action barred by law? Why?
277
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,453
Are you done?
278
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,895
Go ahead. Let me have it.
I'm a big boy.
279
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,469
I've practiced a long time...
280
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,869
worked with some of the highest-ranking
members of our profession-
281
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,873
I include you among them-
282
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,409
but I have yet to be associated...
283
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:42,811
with a more skilled,
more principled...
284
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,943
more noble attorney than Alan Shore.
285
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:51,547
If his is the reputation
I'm to be saddled with, I will take it.
286
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,491
And lunch is over.
287
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:59,122
If you want to reject my opinion,
that's your prerogative.
288
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:04,363
But here's a fact:
He is putting your firm in peril.
289
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,404
Believe me when I tell you that.
290
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,851
Jerry, thank you so much
for helping me tell him.
291
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,487
I'm just so afraid if he hears it from me,
he'll hate my guts forever.
292
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:33,497
- Hey, Mom. Hi, UncleJerry.
- [Jerry] Henry.
293
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,931
Hello. Welcome.
294
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,300
This could take a while.
295
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,032
It's so good to see you.
296
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,633
You too. This is my girlfriend, Fiona.
I brought her along, if that's okay.
297
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,372
We're kind of inseparable.
298
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,176
[Chuckling In Unison]
299
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:55,948
So, what's the big mystery? Did I inherit money
or something? Did my birth father keel?
300
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,386
Henry!
301
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,856
So, really.
What's the deal?
302
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:05,625
Let's... go into the conference room
where we all can sit.
303
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,735
Are you currently serving
in the military, sir?
304
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,335
No. I'm a retired captain for the U.S. Army.
Served until last year.
305
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,675
And what were your
primary responsibilities?
306
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,513
[Man] For the last nine years,
I was mainly in recruiting...
307
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:28,212
- getting young men to enlist.
- Did you retire on good terms?
308
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,811
Not so much.
309
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,789
- Could you tell us why?
- Well- [Clears Throat]
310
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,793
It was suggested I retire
after I was a little too outspoken...
311
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,852
on what I perceived
as a backdoor draft.
312
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,330
Um, when you say
"backdoor draft"-
313
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,560
I mean we target the poor.
314
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,535
No one likes to say it publicly,
but that's what we do.
315
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,506
- And you target low income-youth because-
- They needed the money.
316
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,669
Most kids don't want to go off
and fight wars if they can avoid it.
317
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,043
So we hone in on the kids
without options.
318
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,911
- The poor.
- The poor.
319
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,041
We set up our
recruitment stations...
320
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,848
in the poor neighborhood malls
and in the poor high schools.
321
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,754
I'm sorry. Can you at least tell me
the connection to this case?
322
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,883
Goes to fairness, Mr. Mathis.
323
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,724
We go after the lowest
economic demographic...
324
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,730
in our society to fight our wars.
325
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,926
These kids are risking their lives
out of financial duress.
326
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,935
- They have-
- I'm sorry, Ms. Schmidt.
327
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,563
This is an entirely different issue.
328
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,573
This witness is disallowed.
329
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,132
Your Honor, I would like you to understand
the context of this-
330
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,144
No. We're gonna stay on issue.
331
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,772
Now, if you've got a witness
who can talk about this case...
332
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,078
or the doctrine itself,
well, I'll listen.
333
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,245
Otherwise, this witness
is disallowed.
334
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,151
Now, who else do you have?
335
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:41,386
Yes. I would like to hear from the doctor
who treated my client's brother.
336
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,156
Defense stipulated
that he committed an avoidable error...
337
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,958
rising to the level of malpractice.
338
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,659
I'd like to hear from him
all the same since-
339
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,328
There's no point in hearing from
the doctor unless you're trying...
340
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,803
to manipulate me with
either horror or emotion...
341
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,306
neither of which informs us
of the legitimacy...
342
00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,311
or the lawfulness
of the Feres doctrine.
343
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,906
Your Honor, certainly you're allowed
to be horrified by the facts in this case.
344
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,677
The doctor is disallowed.
345
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:10,017
In order to fully appreciate this doctrine
and its capricious application...
346
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,148
Your Honor needs to hear testi-
347
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,591
Ah, wait a minute.
You've wasted enough of my time already.
348
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:20,826
I'd like to hear summations from counsel
in this court tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
349
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,196
And then I'll rule.
350
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,498
In the meantime,
I'd like to see counsel in my chambers.
351
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,635
Well-
352
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:36,272
It, um, uh, might be best
if this conversation were-
353
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,975
were private.
354
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,211
Mom, whatever it is,
I'm gonna tell Fiona.
355
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,775
She's my soul mate.
356
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,288
Okay.
357
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,550
Well...
358
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,622
the thing is, Henry-
359
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,894
Tell him.
360
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,328
Well, Henry, hello.
Welcome.
361
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,564
This is a little bit about
your birth father actually.
362
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,038
- Did he croak?
- No, no, no.
363
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,473
Well, we have no way of
knowing one way or another...
364
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,034
since we have no idea
who he even is.
365
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,206
- Fiona's a sperm donor baby too.
- It's one of the first things we bonded over.
366
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:14,218
Yes. In fact, you're notjust
sperm donor babies...
367
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:18,484
but you both come from
the same sperm bank actually.
368
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,252
Really?
369
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,485
Cool!
370
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,222
[Laughs]
You see? We're so much alike.
371
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,060
Uh, more alike than you might imagine.
It's possible...
372
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:31,159
you came from the same sperm donor.
373
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,227
[Chuckles]
What do you mean?
374
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,739
Well...
375
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,207
you may have...
376
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,344
um...
377
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,510
the same birth father.
378
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,382
The odds are against it,
of course...
379
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,581
but there's
a wee chance that-
380
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,094
[Exhales]
Fiona...
381
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,153
is...
382
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,629
your half sister.
383
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,528
It- It can't be.
384
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,939
L-I'm sure it isn't.
But... it might be.
385
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,479
How can we know...
386
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,605
for sure?
387
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,947
Well, that's the thing.
388
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,885
Uh, we can't.
389
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,049
We're trying, but so far...
390
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,786
we can't.
391
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:40,664
I have been informed...
392
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:44,937
that counsel has been
wagering on this case.
393
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,978
Is that true?
394
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,447
That is absolutely false.
395
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,847
Mr. Shore?
396
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,943
- What about you?
- Me?
397
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:59,582
I've been informed that you and Denny Crane
have a side bet for $50,000.
398
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,990
Is that true?
399
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,158
Well-
400
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,164
Alan.
401
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,827
Proceeds go to the troops.
402
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,400
I never bet on baseball.
And I bet we'd win here.
403
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,771
So it's not as if
I'm throwing anything.
404
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,538
But a senior partner in your firm.
405
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,479
Denny and I have these little
side bets all the time. It's not like...
406
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,312
that answer remotely helped me.
407
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:30,014
I lied about that, actually.
Denny and I don't bet all the time.
408
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,487
I never bet.
409
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,615
I just... lie.
410
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:37,458
My therapist recommends
that I lie to get past the...
411
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:39,891
gambling problem.
412
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,626
Well, I'm recommending you
for disbarment...
413
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,430
as soon as this case is through.
414
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,666
All right. Summation, 10::00 a.m.
Tomorrow.
415
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,657
You told the judge.
416
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:09,853
What?
417
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,862
About our bet.
You told the judge.
418
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,763
- I did no such thing.
- Well, he knows, Denny. How would he know?
419
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,097
- Don't ask me.
- You never said anything to anybody?
420
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,729
Well, l- l-
I might have mentioned it...
421
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,432
to the clerk in passing.
422
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,599
- I don't believe it.
- Calm down.
423
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,735
You sabotaged a case of this firm
so you could win a bet?
424
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,677
You sabotaged me!
425
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,079
- Keep your voice down.
- I will not keep my voice down.
426
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,379
You sold me out.
I'm up for disbarment now.
427
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,079
- You might be too.
- I'll make a few calls.
428
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,178
Denny, we wagered on a case.
429
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:40,554
Do you have any idea
how unethical that is?
430
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,422
Well, it's not like
we bet on baseball.
431
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:45,054
You did this to me-
to your best friend.
432
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,462
Winning a bet is-
433
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,898
My God.
434
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:58,305
- She looks mad.
- Of all the things you have done-
435
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:02,643
Never mind the illegality of it.
The insensitivity.
436
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,739
A soldier lost his life.
437
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,546
- Shirley-
- There is no excuse, Alan.
438
00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:11,111
I wasn't about to offer any.
It was stupid. We never should have done it.
439
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,919
If I'd thought it would have any bearing
on the case, I never would-
440
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,926
Of course it has bearing.
441
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:18,986
The judge now takes our case
much less seriously because-
442
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,464
Which was obviously Denny's plan,
which was why he told the clerk.
443
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,592
- Oh, sure. Sell me out.
- You sold me out!
444
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:27,331
- You betrayed me!
- You both betrayed me.
445
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,170
And this firm and the client.
446
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,737
You sicken me, both of you.
447
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:41,250
[Door Opens, Closes]
448
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,619
- Maybe I shouldn't have told.
- Maybe?
449
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,356
You risked everything!
450
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:52,124
Our friendship, our trust,
our nights on the balcony.
451
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:55,291
You put a stupid bet before it all.
452
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:59,929
Y-You know what?
I don't care. I'm done. We're done.
453
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,199
Alan.
454
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,264
I can't even look at you.
455
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:05,332
[Door Closes]
456
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:13,012
So, this isn't any kind of
in vitro facility or-
457
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,951
No, Your Honor. It's simply a bank.
People buy and sell sperm.
458
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,182
And do people buy
and sell a lot of it, or...
459
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:21,419
has the weakened American dollar
taken its toll there as well?
460
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:24,018
Your Honor, I certainly hope
you're not finding humor in this.
461
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:27,155
The consequences here
are potentially dire.
462
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:29,996
Look. The odds of two people
from the same donor meeting are-
463
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,696
Not preposterous.
Many donors donate...
464
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,705
buckets of sperm over time.
465
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:38,038
In fact, with designer babies and genetic
engineering being the new must-have...
466
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:40,976
for wealthy families,
many prospective parents go looking...
467
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:44,277
for that athletic, good-looking man
with the Ivy League degree.
468
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:49,048
There are some donors who have sired
more offspring than Secretariat.
469
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:54,717
It's only a matter of time before two people
from the same seed hook up.
470
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,954
Crown Cryobank follows
the guidelines recommended by...
471
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:59,053
the American Society
for Reproductive Medicine...
472
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:02,566
to specifically guard against
the possibility of consanguinity.
473
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:06,900
But it can happen. Looking at these two kids,
you can see the possibility.
474
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,702
Your Honor, if I may?
We limit the number of live births per donor...
475
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:13,938
to 25 per population of 800,000.
476
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,207
But you have no means of
actually tracking that number.
477
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,511
There's no obligation
for the women to tell you...
478
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,177
the results of the purchased sperm
once it leaves the depot.
479
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,721
We have binding contracts
with our donors.
480
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:28,487
But if you talk to adopted children,
they will tell you there is a need-
481
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,620
even the ones raised by
loving adoptive families-
482
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,062
there is a fundamental...
483
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:37,260
perhaps even primal need to know...
484
00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:39,303
who and where they came from.
485
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:45,207
And these contracts say, "No. Sorry.
Sperm donor's privacy counts more."
486
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,438
That's wrong.
Parents have always...
487
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:50,276
treated children like chattel,
like acquisitions, but this-
488
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:54,944
The U.K. Passed a law ending the practice
of donating sperm anonymously.
489
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,113
Fertility clinics started to dry up.
490
00:25:57,188 --> 00:26:00,453
Some have no sperm at all.
Desperate parents lose out.
491
00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:04,256
All right.
I think I know the arguments.
492
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:06,990
Yes, son?
493
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,236
I just want to say, Judge,
nobody ever consulted me.
494
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,671
Now if I want to know where I came from,
who my birth father is...
495
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:20,473
does cancer run in the family, are there any
other diseases I might be more likely to get...
496
00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,479
do I have any brothers or sisters...
497
00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:24,674
is there anybody else out there
who looks like me...
498
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:28,208
I don't get to know any of that...
499
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:31,778
'cause before I was born,
some people entered into a contract.
500
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:51,039
I'm sorry.
501
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:54,203
Go tell someone who's interested.
I'm working on my summation.
502
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,679
- Alan, l-
- Get out.
503
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,909
You don't do something like-
504
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,110
"Sorry" isn't good enough.
505
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,352
Alan.
506
00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:13,124
I'm slipping.
507
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:19,168
What-What ever...
508
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,205
possessed me to-
509
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,672
I mean, I do crazy things,
but l-
510
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,676
I always know
what I'm doing, and-
511
00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:28,975
Myjudgment on this was-
512
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,977
I know I'm slipping.
513
00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,884
I'm so, so sorry.
514
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:46,158
For me to have done this to
the person I love most is-
515
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,533
What's happening to me?
516
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,694
Nothing's happening to you.
517
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,739
Yes, it is. I'm not sure.
518
00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:57,240
Maybe I shouldn't practice anymore.
519
00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,674
Look. Don't overreact.
520
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:04,238
I told the clerk of a sitting judge
we had a bet on the case.
521
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:11,248
If I'm going down,
l- I'm not taking you down with me.
522
00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:13,722
It's time I quit.
523
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,726
If you quit work, Denny...
524
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:20,288
your brain will shrivel up to the size
of a small raisin, and you surely will die.
525
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:30,606
Have you been feeling
other symptoms lately?
526
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:33,473
Sometimes I feel a little foggy.
527
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,578
I don't seem to always get things.
528
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,878
- For example?
- Obama.
529
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:41,578
- Another example.
- The Patriots losing to the Giants.
530
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,144
You're covering.
531
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:51,895
The idea of not having you-
532
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:53,954
You will never not have me.
533
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,558
You said we were done.
534
00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,432
I was angry, Denny.
535
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:01,995
I'll get by it.
536
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:07,272
Our friendship will survive
an act of poor judgment.
537
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,779
Really?
538
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,645
Really.
539
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,287
If you want to
call off the bet-
540
00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:27,126
I have no interest in doing that.
I plan on winning.
541
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:29,132
Double it?
542
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,326
Done.
543
00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:32,969
Don't tell.
544
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,800
I won't.
545
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,465
Thank you, Alan.
546
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,671
You forgive, I forget.
We make a good team.
547
00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:44,044
Yes. We're a very...
good team.
548
00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,017
[Door Closes]
549
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:03,197
[Clears Throat]
All right.
550
00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,031
Look.
551
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,095
When I grew up,
it was relatively rare...
552
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,368
to meet a person who was adopted.
553
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:12,841
Today, adoption is commonplace...
554
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:15,880
as are multicultural families.
555
00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:19,474
Genealogy is almost
considered irrelevant.
556
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:24,011
But it is relevant.
People do want to know their genetic history.
557
00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:27,751
Whether it is for medical reasons,
orjust, well...
558
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,557
to feel complete,
as one adopted friend recently told me.
559
00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:34,120
I agree with Mr. Espenson.
560
00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:38,135
We cannot allow a contract to usurp
the autonomy of the child.
561
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:42,037
The current laws are anything but current,
and they need to be reexamined.
562
00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:46,270
In the meantime, I am not
ordering the defendant...
563
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:50,212
to tell the plaintiff the identity
ofhis biological father.
564
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:52,579
But I am ordering you to tell him...
565
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:56,609
if he and his girlfriend
come from the same sperm donor.
566
00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:00,180
You have my ruling.
We are adjourned.
567
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:07,621
- So what happens now?
- Well, we at least find out if you two are related.
568
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,098
How long will that take?
569
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,658
I would think we'd know today.
570
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:15,399
Good work, Jerry.
I'm very impressed.
571
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:19,442
[Lips Popping]
572
00:31:20,111 --> 00:31:21,738
[Lips Pop]
573
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,782
[Lips Pop]
574
00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:29,513
It isn'tjust the undue economic burden
on the government, Your Honor...
575
00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,555
though that alone
would be crippling...
576
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,717
but to subject the military
hospitals to discovery?
577
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:37,283
That could result in the free trade
of military secrets.
578
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:40,092
It could compromise
military discipline.
579
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:43,963
Representative Duncan Hunter,
a member...
580
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:47,198
of the House Armed Services Committee
and a former fighter pilot-
581
00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:50,673
consider what he said:
"The Feres doctrine represents...
582
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,973
"a reasonable approach
to ensuring that litigation...
583
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,980
"does not interfere
with the objectives...
584
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,573
and readiness of
our nation's military."
585
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,518
Now, and think of it.
Do we really want our military personnel...
586
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,283
bogged down in depositions
and motions...
587
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:07,290
while we're trying to fight a war?
588
00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:11,260
And finally, Your Honor,
consider this.
589
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:14,992
Military hospitals tend to
deal with high volume...
590
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:19,025
and, as Mr. Shore noted,
many catastrophic wounds.
591
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,196
We want these kids
getting treatment.
592
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,206
The last thing we need...
593
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:26,607
is for doctors to be balking
out of fear of getting sued.
594
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,703
If you take away this immunity...
595
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,442
the reality is
you'll lose doctors...
596
00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:35,816
and our kids won't get the medical
treatment they've earned and deserve.
597
00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:40,085
Lawyers love to sue. It's what we do.
It's how we heat our pools.
598
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,217
But sometimes...
599
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:44,659
we have to put our country first.
600
00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:48,790
And failing that,
how about you put our troops first?
601
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,138
It's surprising to have to
explain the rudiments...
602
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:04,409
of our legal system to opposing counsel,
but I am not suing anyone.
603
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:10,421
My client is suing because his brother,
a soldier, was killed by a military hospital.
604
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,820
By the way, there are no pools
being heated here.
605
00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:15,381
I don't have one,
and as for my client...
606
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,826
he should be so lucky to have a house,
let alone a pool.
607
00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:19,863
Although I'm sure he'd prefer
to have his brother.
608
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:24,391
Private Richard Canfield was in
the Fort Wayne military hospital...
609
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,029
getting basic follow-up treatment
for wounds sustained in Iraq-
610
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,096
wounds he was healing from nicely.
611
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,141
He began to have trouble
breathing...
612
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,734
due to an adverse reaction
to medicine he was mistakenly given.
613
00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:37,042
The doctor then inserted
a breathing tube incorrectly...
614
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,276
and proceeded to pump air
into his stomach.
615
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,818
By the time they figured out
their mistake 15 minutes later...
616
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,854
Private Canfield
had severe brain damage.
617
00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:45,855
Three days later, he died.
618
00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:51,259
None of this is in dispute. Had this
same malpractice happened to me or you...
619
00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:54,594
our estates would receive
million-dollar settlements.
620
00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:58,066
But because Private Canfield
was a G.I., not a nickel.
621
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,263
Apparently, we can all
live with that.
622
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:02,431
This Feres doctrine...
623
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:06,409
is as unfair as it is
patently ludicrous.
624
00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:09,742
There is no danger of
revealing military secrets.
625
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:12,044
Discovery would only go
to medical records.
626
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:17,076
And frankly, I am mystified as to how
this could possibly affect military discipline.
627
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,749
Would the troops
suddenly stop saluting...
628
00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:22,554
or begin marching in crooked lines?
629
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:26,996
And as for the supposed burden on
the government, you've gotta be kidding me.
630
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:30,262
What about Private Canfield's
horrific ordeal?
631
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:34,737
Not to mention the obvious fact that
while our government will undoubtedly survive...
632
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,740
Private Canfield did not.
633
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,312
I would say to you, Your Honor,
these are our kids...
634
00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:45,315
who are dying.
635
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:48,318
But it's not really our kids, is it?
636
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,947
Not for the most part.
It's the poor people's kids.
637
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:55,686
And the dirty little secret,
some might say windfall...
638
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,921
of our record poverty
and disparity of wealth...
639
00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,828
is that we've got plenty of poor people,
with kids, to fight our wars.
640
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,992
- I'm sorry. But I'm offended by that.
- Are you? Really?
641
00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:05,660
How about a Republican
presidential candidate...
642
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:07,829
who opposes educational
benefits for G.I. S...
643
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:11,466
so as not to encourage troops to leave
the military- keep their options limited.
644
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,943
Does that offend you? How about
all the war profiteering by the rich?
645
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:19,813
How about the fact that while an army sergeant
gets an annual salary of $ 70,000...
646
00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:24,344
private security guards hired by Blackwater
and DynCorp get 400,000 to 500,000?
647
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,982
Does that offend you?
All kinds of wonderful...
648
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:28,992
lucrative deals can happen in war...
649
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,324
but for the G.I. S,
we've got the Feres doctrine...
650
00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,626
which means when a G.I. Is
killed by hospital negligence...
651
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:37,497
or even deliberately
by a doctor, not a nickel.
652
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:41,163
How can this not shock
our national conscience?
653
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,173
The media gives it
little if any shrift.
654
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:47,041
Mr. Mathis clearly doesn't care. And me-
hell, I even placed a bet on the case.
655
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:56,752
How can it be
that we don't much care?
656
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,821
Maybe because it's not
our kids who are dying.
657
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,928
It's the poor people's.
658
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,238
Yes. Yes. That's fine.
I'll wait.
659
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,546
I'm on hold.
660
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,285
- They have the answer?
- It seems so.
661
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,091
It's going to be fine.
662
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,059
I read a study.
663
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:41,064
People are attracted to other people
who look like them.
664
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:43,726
It's not unusual for us
to resemble each other.
665
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:46,099
Yes. Thank you.
666
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:47,467
[Handset Settles In Cradle]
667
00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:49,863
Well?
668
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:00,473
You have the same sperm donor.
669
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,286
I'm sorry.
670
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:13,091
This isn't fair.
671
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,458
I'm so sorry.
672
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:26,500
[Door Opens]
673
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,551
[Man]
All rise.
674
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,489
Be seated.
675
00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,475
I'm allowing
the plaintiff's case to stand.
676
00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:01,136
Your Honor, the precedent set
by the Feres doctrine-
677
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:05,012
The Feres doctrine is no longer
applicable in today's world.
678
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:08,279
- Well, in that case, the remedy is the legislature.
- I disagree, counselor.
679
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:10,820
This doctrine unfairly
victimizes the poor.
680
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:15,552
There are far more rich people
registered to vote than poor people.
681
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:19,824
This will never get fixed
by an electable legislature. Never.
682
00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,831
- Your Honor-
- I'm allowing the case to stand.
683
00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,799
- We are adjourned.
- [Gavel Raps]
684
00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:27,127
Well-
685
00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:29,967
What does this mean?
686
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,703
It means for now you still get to sue.
Hopefully we can settle it quickly.
687
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:34,711
Thank you.
688
00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:37,646
I'll schedule a meeting with opposing counsel
and we'll see where it goes.
689
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:39,808
I'll let you know.
690
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:47,486
Shirley, I apologize again
for any embarrassment, but-
691
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,819
Okay.
692
00:38:58,235 --> 00:38:59,930
[Siren Wailing In Distance]
693
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,436
[Denny]
She'll forgive us.
694
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,566
Sounds like she's
already halfway there.
695
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:07,270
What makes you say that?
696
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:11,042
Shirley has no trouble expressing
her displeasure.
697
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:13,083
But...
698
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:15,118
when she says nothing,
or walks away in silence...
699
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,349
it's like she's saying,
"I'm still angry...
700
00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:20,356
but I'll forgive you."
701
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:27,562
Will you really forgive me?
702
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,857
I did already.
703
00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:35,704
[Exhales]
704
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:37,866
I can't believe...
705
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,274
I actually said that to the clerk.
706
00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:42,608
Promise me something.
707
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,773
When I do something crazy,
you'll tell me.
708
00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,942
Okay.
709
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:49,008
Let's start with doubling the bet.
710
00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:52,554
Oh. Right.
711
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,386
At least tell me it's going to
a good cause, like a hooker.
712
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,988
- It's going to the troops, remember?
- Oh, right.
713
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,000
Yes. I feel better now.
714
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,969
You okay, Denny?
715
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:14,167
Oh, yeah.
716
00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:18,144
You really yelled at me.
717
00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:20,274
I just lost my temper.
718
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,743
I'm over it.
719
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,117
You know what's long overdue?
720
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:30,592
You and me on a road trip.
721
00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:32,253
A road trip.
722
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:33,990
Maybe we should go to Rome.
723
00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:36,259
Or the balcony on the other side
of the building.
724
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:40,997
- Yeah, I've got it. A dude ranch.
- A dude ranch?
725
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:44,199
It's horses and- and sheep...
726
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,038
and fresh air and...
727
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,771
sheep.
728
00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:51,704
Let's go west to the Wild West.
729
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,340
I don't really like horses.
730
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,476
How can you not like horses?
731
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:58,818
- Dude ranch?
- Just leave it to me. I'll make all the arrangements.
732
00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:02,655
We'll have campfires
and marshmallows and tents and...
733
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:05,058
sheep.
734
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,960
Me and you and-
735
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,499
Fresh air would do us both good.
736
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,159
That is what we need.
737
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,466
Thank you.
738
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:24,237
For being-
739
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,250
Thank you.
740
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,378
I don't think
you're slipping, Denny.
741
00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:34,517
I really don't.
742
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:39,424
Okay.
743
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:26,601
[Woman]
You stinker!
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