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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:09,799 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,181 Mirren: Earth. 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,559 A glistening jewel, 4 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,676 set against the velvety black of the universe. 5 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:22,734 ♪♪ 6 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:25,861 A true wonder. 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,949 Bird: [ Valley girl accent ] Hull, yeah. 8 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,275 Mirren: From this vantage, 9 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:33,489 natural forms exist only in abstract. 10 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:37,622 To fully embrace this vibrant, wild place... 11 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:41,331 we must lean in for a closer look. 12 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,503 Monkey: Do you think this is gonna make us famous? 13 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,052 Monkey 2: It worked for Kim and Paris. 14 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,295 Why wouldn't it work for us? 15 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,256 ♪♪ 16 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,297 And as we explore the peaks and valleys 17 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,010 of our celestial home, 18 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,641 we are beckoned closer still... 19 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,599 by the animals. 20 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,349 [ Bird calls ] 21 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:04,441 Our earthly neighbors, so like us, 22 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,689 woven into the fabric of this world, 23 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:12,163 and imbued with the wisdom and poise of nature. 24 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,905 Warthog: I farted and a little bit of poop came out. 25 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,488 Oopsie! 26 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,123 Mirren: Take note of these noble creatures, 27 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,621 for their stories 28 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,173 and their secrets 29 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,746 are now ours to share. 30 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,302 Mobster hawk: You tell anyone about this and we'll break ya beak. 31 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,467 Hawk: Okay, okay! I won't tell nobody! 32 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,875 I promise! 33 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,973 Prepare to see the world around you 34 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,889 in a startling new light. 35 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:41,728 A universe of revelations whispered to you, 36 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,727 when nature calls. 37 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:49,900 ♪♪ 38 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:53,611 Animals exist in an unpredictable world 39 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:59,373 full of threats, anger, and simmering resentments, 40 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,999 all the more notable, 41 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,666 as many of them aren't even on social media. 42 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:09,416 To persevere, they must suppress the instinct to lash out. 43 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:12,841 But on Rodrigues Island in the Indian Ocean, 44 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:17,011 the fruit bat shows us that conflict resolution 45 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:20,772 is not easily achieved. 46 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,686 [ Bats chittering ] 47 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,015 [ Blows landing loudly ] [ Grunting ] 48 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,311 Bat 1: You're insane! 49 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,484 Val Kilmer was the better Batman! 50 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,403 Bat 2: What? George Clooney was the better Batman! 51 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,611 No, Kilmer. 52 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,401 No, Clooney! 53 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,664 Look, Clooney's fight scenes were trash, bro. 54 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,197 Kilmer's Batman was exactly like the comics. 55 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,371 Well, at least Clooney's Batsuit had way better Batnipples 56 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,120 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 57 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,041 What are we doing? This is crazy. 58 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,710 You're right. We need to stop. 59 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,958 'Cause Michael Keaton was the best Batman of all time! 60 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:52,591 Oh, I know you're not gonna trash my boy Ben Affleck! 61 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,379 [ Grunting ] 62 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,763 Dude! Good lord! 63 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,259 Cut your fingernails! 64 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,510 [ Bats chittering ] 65 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:04,812 ♪♪ 66 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,100 [ Birds chirping ] 67 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,153 ♪♪ 68 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:13,777 Mirren: Animals must toil to maintain status in their social groups. 69 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,527 The apes... 70 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,449 the fish... 71 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,317 the ants... 72 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,494 they're all participants in this socalled "rat race." 73 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,664 Even the rats, I suppose 74 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,923 an animal who, thankfully, we have no footage of. 75 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,086 Although actually, there was that cute video, wasn't there, 76 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,666 of a subway rat eating a slice of pizza 77 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,262 do we own that one? 78 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,547 No? 79 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,260 Oh, well. 80 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,680 As a long day draws to a close, many animals, 81 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,680 like the whiteflippered penguin on the coast of New Zealand, 82 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:49,483 seek out the rejuvenating pleasures of alone time. 83 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,269 ♪♪ 84 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,943 [ Penguin panting ] 85 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,532 It took me 10 years to find the Beach of Solitude, 86 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,108 but finally, peace and quiet is mine. 87 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,204 Finally, I could exclaim with no one to hear that 88 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,700 I! Am! Alooooone! 89 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,753 [ Shouting ] 90 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,366 Oh, crap! 91 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,253 Woahohoh! Look at dis beach! 92 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,000 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 93 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,552 Wowza, mama! This is paradise! 94 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,047 Walk around naked 95 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,798 chugging mai tais all day on this sucker! 96 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,510 Gonna grill me some hot dogs, 97 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,640 blastin' "Margaritaville"! 98 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,216 Woohoo! Spring break! 99 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,721 Aw, that's too bad. 100 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,143 Guess I've gotta kill this guy. 101 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:33,017 ♪♪ 102 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:39,153 ♪♪ 103 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,204 Mirren: Survival on this planet can be arduous, 104 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:46,369 and that's without the presence of annoying interlopers. 105 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:49,249 Therefore, it is important to reward hard work 106 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,037 with simple indulgences. 107 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,962 Creatures in the wild need to cut loose, 108 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,261 and perhaps grab a stolen moment 109 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,045 at their favorite watering hole, 110 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,839 which is really just their version of having a beer. 111 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,513 Ooh, speaking of which... [ Can pops open ] 112 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,013 Jerry: Actually, I don't think we're allowed to have 113 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,814 drinks in the studio... 114 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,388 Oh, keep your shirt on, Jerry. 115 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,982 It's just "prop" beer. 116 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,597 Mmm. 117 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,654 Ahhh. 118 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,317 [ Can pops open ] 119 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,145 Oh, that's a good prop beer. 120 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,610 ♪♪ 121 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:23,031 In his quest for some rest and relaxation, 122 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,161 this black bear has stumbled upon a curious spot 123 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,499 within Mexico's Sonoran Forest. 124 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:34,625 ♪♪ 125 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:38,206 Dennis: Now who's the most popular one in the neighborhood? 126 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,013 You have a trampoline? 127 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,466 [ Birds chirping ] 128 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,216 I have a pool. 129 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,718 That's right 130 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,639 a partial inground pool. 131 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,389 What's up? 132 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,271 Now it's time to sit back, relax, 133 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,899 and wait for everyone to come over 134 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:59,026 and hang out in my partial inground pool. 135 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,435 Is it totally in the ground? 136 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,994 No. 137 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,818 Is it totally above ground? 138 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,414 Absolutely not. 139 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:11,619 I went with the partial inground pool. 140 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,421 So I'll ask again 141 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,495 now who's the most popular one in the neighborhood? 142 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,041 Dennis. 143 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,134 That's who. 144 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,090 [ Sighs ] 145 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:26,090 This is gonna be an amazing summer. 146 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,604 [ Birds chirping ] 147 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:38,150 ♪♪ 148 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,648 Mirren: We take our leave of the Mexican forest 149 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,320 and head for the brackish waters of the Amazon Delta 150 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,781 to witness the touching interplay 151 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,411 between a family of giant sea otters. 152 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,617 Chuck: [ Muffled ] Okay, Connor, so here we go again. 153 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,212 You don't want to be a big boy and leave the park, 154 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,077 and so like a little baby boy, 155 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,964 you're getting carried home from the park. 156 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,421 Doris: Hi, Chuck. 157 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,591 Hi, Doris. 158 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,839 And Doris' kids. 159 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,430 And Jimmy. 160 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,545 Is Connor still going through his difficult phase? 161 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,763 Yep. Should pass any day now. 162 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,394 How old is he again? 163 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,600 29, Doris. 164 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,690 He's 29. 165 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:22,033 ♪♪ 166 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:27,315 ♪♪ 167 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,452 The awareness of one's place in society, 168 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,409 whether human or animal, 169 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:34,409 can be a source of great pride... 170 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,712 and great tension. 171 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,206 ♪♪ 172 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,838 After all, there can only be one alpha, 173 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:45,086 one queen bee, 174 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,220 one...meerkat, who, you know, like, 175 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,179 tells the other meerkats what to do. 176 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,099 ♪♪ 177 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,558 The power confirmed by social status 178 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,768 allows animals to thrive 179 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,939 and shape the world around them with a sharp eye... 180 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,150 as we see in the marshes of Venezuela, 181 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,820 with the haughty flamingo. 182 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,660 [ Flamingos calling ] 183 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:13,235 ♪♪ 184 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,373 [ Upbeat electronic music plays ] 185 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,710 Announcer: He's the most outspoken supermodel 186 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,456 on the international fashion scene. 187 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,248 He is... 188 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,502 [ Camera shutter clicks ] ...Walter. 189 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,514 Most models prefer to be seen and not heard, 190 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,627 but when Walter hits a runway, 191 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:33,304 it's the audience who gets critiqued. 192 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:36,644 Walter: Gray, gray. Ugh! More gray. 193 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,191 Short and gray, gray and short. 194 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,765 Gray, gray, gray, short, short, short. 195 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,941 Basic gray bird: Excuse me? What did you just call me? 196 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,740 I called you gray, because you're all wearing gray. 197 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:51,525 And you're short and basic and trash and boring and gray, 198 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,081 and please, please, please put on some pink 199 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:57,745 before you ever speak to me again, okay? 200 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:02,576 Gray, still gray, dusty gray... 201 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,384 From the streets of Milan to Galapagos fashion week, 202 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:09,378 this catwalk king puts his gawkers to shame. 203 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,972 He is... 204 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,507 [ Camera shutter clicks ] ...Walter. 205 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,811 You got big old feet. Weird smile. 206 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,925 Ugh! Lefthanded. 207 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,391 Ooh! Allergic to hot dogs. 208 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,771 Still believes in Santa. 209 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,138 Absorbed your twin in the womb. 210 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,774 Actually leaves voicemails. 211 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,611 Haunted by ghosts. 212 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,526 Not all of that is true! 213 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:32,025 If the library is open, he will read you for filth. 214 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,530 He is... 215 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,701 [ Camera shutter clicks ] ...Walter. 216 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,199 Mmhmm! 217 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,998 [ Birds chirping ] 218 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:50,298 ♪♪ 219 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,221 Dennis: So how do I turn on the jets? 220 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,849 Must be somewhere around here. 221 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,716 I paid 4,500 for these bad boys. 222 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,774 Better work. 223 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,307 [ Jets whir ] 224 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,980 There we go. 225 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:09,106 [ Water splashing ] Ahhhh, yeah. There it is. 226 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,319 That feels good on the ole tennis injury. 227 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,570 Yep. Oh, yeah. 228 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,782 Mmhmm. 229 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,453 Pretty soon, everybody on the block's 230 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:23,122 gonna wanna hang out in my partial inground pool. 231 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,213 Say goodbye to Dennis, 232 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,588 the sad, lonely bear with no friends, 233 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,955 and say hello to Dennis the bear 234 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,303 with the partial inground pool. 235 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,429 Let me just check the temperature. 236 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,716 [ Lapping up water ] 237 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,389 Mmm, yeah. 238 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,808 Kind of tepid. 239 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,966 Perfect. 240 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,644 Now to wait patiently ah 241 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,063 for dozens of new friends to show up. 242 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,613 [ Birds chirping ] 243 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:56,318 ♪♪ 244 00:10:56,322 --> 00:11:02,122 ♪♪ 245 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,500 Mirren: In the natural world, 246 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,206 food is one of the cornerstones of survival, 247 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,837 right up there with air, water, 248 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,795 and a decent WiFi connection. 249 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,716 Animals, like we humans, 250 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,796 can be singularly obsessed with their next meal. 251 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,802 [ Paper bag rustling ] 252 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,854 Jerry, those boneheads forgot my onion rings again. 253 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,770 Jerry: Sorry about that. 254 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,148 Ohh, it's alright. 255 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:32,476 I'll make do with these socalled "curly fries." 256 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,823 In the wild, meals provide not only sustenance, 257 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,700 but a muchneeded chance for socialization, 258 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,328 as we shall witness with this gathering of tundra swan 259 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,697 in the Colville River Delta. 260 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:52,424 ♪♪ 261 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,510 Swan 1: SweardaGod, if Emily says one thing 262 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,255 about us three being late to brunch, I sweardaGod. 263 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,837 Emily: You're late! 264 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,472 You know I can't make reservations on the app, 265 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,599 and they won't seat us until we all land, I sweardaGod. 266 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,017 I sweardaGod, we can have bottomless mimosies 267 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,136 while we wait... SweardaGod, it's gonna be a twohour wait now. 268 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,563 Swan 2: Guys, sweardaGod, can we not fight at brunch? 269 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,772 Okay, I just talked to the hostess. 270 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,362 She's a total bitch, sweardaGod. 271 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,527 She's says she can't seat us until 6:00 p. m. 272 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,565 What?! SweardaGod! That's not brunch! 273 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,359 That's, like, some other meal or something, sweardaGod. 274 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,824 SweardaGod, I am just gonna check for another place. [ Cellphone keypad tapping ] 275 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,874 [ Gasps ] Let's go to Marsh Cafe! 276 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,698 Oh, sweardaGod, 277 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,503 they put a tiny cheeseburger on top of their bloody! 278 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,417 SweardaGod, their wait is even longer. 279 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,325 You guys were late now brunch is ruined! 280 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,344 Both: SweardaGod, how can you say that? 281 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,796 [ Crying ] SweardaGod, 282 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,916 you guys can't gang up on me like this. 283 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:41,303 Both: SweardaGod, we are so sorry. 284 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,012 [ Sighs ] Well, this was fun. 285 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,722 Both: SweardaGod, let's do brunch again next Sunday. 286 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:49,103 SweardaGod, yes! I love brunch, sweardaGod! 287 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,142 Announcer: Thank you for watching... 288 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,819 ...sponsored by... 289 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,815 Kirkpatrick's Testicle Powder. 290 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,857 When ya boys need dustin', put your trust in... 291 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,491 Kirkpatrick's. 292 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,238 Ewww, that's our sponsor?! 293 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,740 SweardaGod! 294 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:13,171 ♪♪ 295 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,457 Mirren: The sounds of the wild can combine 296 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,631 to create a veritable orchestra. 297 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,801 [ Tapping ] There are the percussive taps of waterfowl... 298 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,012 [ Howling ] ...the haunting arias of the timber wolf, 299 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,774 and to simulate a tuba, 300 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,765 whatever blasts out of either end of this large gentleman. 301 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,688 [ Croaking, roaring ] 302 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:37,398 They all create a symphony of nature, one note at a time. 303 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,110 [ Birds calling ] 304 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,200 However, the emperor tamarin of the Amazon Basin 305 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:45,026 makes a joyful noise 306 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,453 of a different kind. 307 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,498 Tamarin: [ Southern accent ] Only got one more ditty 308 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,707 in me tonight, purdy ladies and dandy gents! 309 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,208 Any rootintootin' requests? 310 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,459 Owl: Play "Marmoset Baby"! 311 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,212 Woooowe! 312 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,263 I could play that toetapper till the cows come home! 313 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,257 [ Scratching ] 314 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,509 Aone, atwo, whatevercomesnext 315 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,891 [ Banjo playing ] 316 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,640 Yeehaw! 317 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,521 ♪ Wellllll ♪ 318 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,098 ♪ My baby's fur is soft and sweet ♪ 319 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,903 ♪ Tail for days and cute little feet ♪ 320 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,777 ♪ But the reason why she looks so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine? ♪ 321 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,355 ♪ Her mustache is bigger than mine ♪ 322 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,991 [ Banjo string snaps ] 323 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,868 Oh, dagnabbit! I broke my tail string! 324 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,485 I was just gonna get to the part of the song 325 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,242 with the swear words! 326 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:34,543 ♪♪ 327 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:40,380 ♪♪ 328 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,919 Mirren: Even the freewheeling tamarin knows 329 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:48,854 that the larger world is full of uncertainty and danger. 330 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,136 And as children navigate this perilous realm, 331 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,101 there is nothing more valuable 332 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,902 than the guiding hand of a loving parent 333 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,608 even if that parent doesn't have much else to offer 334 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:08,779 besides noogies, corny jokes, and meandering anecdotes. 335 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:14,963 These noble, oftmisunderstood creatures are known as "Dads," 336 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,826 like this paternal deer 337 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,713 near the northern coast of British Columbia. 338 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:24,010 ♪♪ 339 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,716 Stag Dad: Hey, sweetie! 340 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,136 Come check this out! 341 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,845 Alli: What, DaDad? What the heck is that?! 342 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,596 What? You mean my super cool new earring? 343 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,388 Why? Who told you this was cool? 344 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,523 Uh, the new receptionist at work, Jenna, 345 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,650 said this was hot, "no cap." 346 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,147 You know, "cap" means "lie." 347 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,279 That's a total cap, Dad. 348 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,986 What? No! Jenna would never cap to me. 349 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,657 Oh, my God. Stop saying "cap." 350 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,985 That word is not for you! 351 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,200 Alli, sweetie, I'm an adult. 352 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,540 You have a cool dad now. 353 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,535 You're gonna have to get used to my flex. 354 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,957 Jenna said "flex" means 355 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,955 I know what "flex" means! 356 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,127 Also, and this might not be the right way to tell you, 357 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,036 but, uh, Jenna and I are sleeping together. 358 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,464 Yep, it's going pretty well. 359 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,842 Your mom and I are getting a divorce. 360 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,469 [ Gasps ] Are you serious? 361 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,925 Yep. 362 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,585 No cap. [ Chuckles ] 363 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,894 Yeah, we are. 364 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:21,147 ♪♪ 365 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:25,107 To make sense of a mystifying, chaotic world, 366 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,399 humans often turn to a belief in a higher power, 367 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,914 or they channel their existential dread 368 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,738 into believing something really goofy, 369 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:38,294 like the healing ability of crystals. 370 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,289 For their part, animals cluster together 371 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,922 to find comfort in social groups. 372 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,881 Others, like the African elephant, 373 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:54,062 are just really into dank memes and fire video drops. 374 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,215 Dirty Dumbo: Yo, what up, fam? 375 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,854 it's me, your favorite prankplayin' pachyderm, 376 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,151 Dirty Dumbo. 377 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,565 Today, I'm getting in it at the muuuudhole 378 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,395 with the classic prank, 379 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,070 "Yo, I Think You DDDDropped Something!" 380 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,318 Dirty Dumbo: Exsqueeze me, you dropped something. 381 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,623 Elephant: Go away. 382 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,826 Yeah, yeah, you dropped your 383 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,365 splassshhhiies! 384 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,539 [ Distorted laughter ] 385 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,246 You little [bleep]! 386 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,997 Sir? Sir? Do you have a second for... 387 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,378 splassshhhiies?! 388 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,916 Elephant 2: Why are you doing this with your life? 389 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,089 [ Laughing ] 390 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,587 Dirty Dumbo! 391 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,838 Elephant 3: Dude, what is your problem? 392 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,299 Dirty Dumbo: [ Laughing ] 393 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,759 [ Making chomping sounds ] 394 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,339 Real Dirty Dumbo! 395 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,144 Dirty Dookie Dumbo! 396 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,507 Bird 1: Please leave us alone. 397 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,604 Bird 2: We're going to a funeral! 398 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,809 Splassshhhiies! 399 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,520 [ Video rewinds ] 400 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,400 [ In slowmo ] We're going to a funeral! 401 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,648 Dirty Dumbo: That was sick! 402 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,070 [ Laughing ] 403 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,238 And if you love Dirty Dumbo 404 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,818 and all of my splashies... [ Scream! ] 405 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,833 ...then don't forget to stststomp 406 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,696 that "subscribe" button! 407 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:58,912 [ Boing! ] 408 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,121 [ Zwip, thud! ] 409 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,081 Yo, do people like me? 410 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,381 Wut!? [ Laughter ] 411 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:15,220 ♪♪ 412 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,809 ♪♪ 413 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,136 [ Birds chirping ] 414 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,642 Announcer: WNC Sports 415 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,693 proudly presents 416 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,266 the clumsiest, most frantic 417 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,731 two minutes in racing, 418 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,191 the legendary Kenturkey Derby! 419 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,191 And they are off! 420 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,033 Right out of the gate, it's NoThanksgiving in first, 421 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,199 Gobbler's Delight second, followed by Light as a Feather, 422 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,277 who gets distracted and passed 423 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,913 by Singing Giblets on the inside 424 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,119 with Scimitar close behind and Necktie Nuggets gaining. 425 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,461 Out of the cactus, it's Gobbler's Delight, 426 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,996 Singing Giblets next, 427 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,879 and Necktie Nuggets half a link behind, 428 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,376 but here comes Mama's Leftovers! 429 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,798 Mama's Leftovers is coming on fast! 430 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,427 And Mama's Leftovers takes the pole! 431 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,635 Congratulations to Mama's Leftovers, 432 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,386 who just became our new champion. 433 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,138 And please give a round of applause to our runnersup, 434 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,851 who will be served with a side 435 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,061 of mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce. 436 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,942 ♪♪ 437 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,740 Mirren: Animals are driven by instinct, 438 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:17,615 but do they have minds capable of abstract thought? 439 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,735 Can they embark on creative flights of fancy? 440 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:25,374 More importantly, can they accurately predict 441 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,793 the winners of NHL playoff games? 442 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,632 Because I've got a good feeling about 443 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:33,087 the Ottawa Senators this year. 444 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:38,139 Perhaps animals can test the limits of their consciousness, 445 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,885 like this Arctic ground squirrel near Alaska's Yukon River. 446 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,151 Rodent: Ahh, this is exactly what I needed. 447 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,147 Escape to nature, expand my mind. 448 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,979 See? [ Chuckles ] I'm fine. 449 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,534 I don't know why Michael was so worried about me 450 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,648 taking this stuff by 451 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,744 Whoa! 452 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:03,079 Oh, look how bright green those leaves on that tree are. 453 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,867 That is so b Oh, my God! 454 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,501 Whaaaaaaaat theeee heeeeeck? 455 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,999 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 456 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,290 Woohoo! It is kickin' in! 457 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,594 The stuff is kicking in! Is it too much? 458 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,878 What does it mean when the leaves start to fly off the trees like that? 459 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,092 Does that mean it's too much? 460 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,342 Ooooooh, man. Aaaaaaah!! 461 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,434 No! No! Get a hold of yourself, Larry. 462 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,930 Calm down. Calm down! 463 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,851 It's fine. It is fine. 464 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,350 Just let it wash over you 465 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,521 Ahh! Ohhh! It's too much washing over me! 466 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,061 I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! 467 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,484 I need somebody to talk me down! 468 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,782 [ Echoing ] I'm losing it! 469 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,565 Oh, man, 470 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,569 somebody completely redecorated my apartment? 471 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,992 Rodent 2: Who are you and what are you doing in my house? 472 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,451 Rodent: Oh, God, now I'm being homeinvaded! 473 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:50,712 ♪♪ 474 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:57,468 ♪♪ 475 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,505 Dennis: I guess nobody's coming over to the pool today. 476 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,549 Oh, man. 477 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:06,563 I thought this partial inground pool would make me happier. 478 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,137 Less lonely. 479 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,983 But I still just feel like...me. 480 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,649 Maybe it's true what they say 481 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,817 you can give a bear a partial inground pool, 482 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,607 but you can't stop a bear from being a pathetic loser. 483 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,033 Hold up. 484 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,281 Did somebody steal my clothes? 485 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,743 I could've sworn I had a towel and a hat 486 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,914 and a buttondown. 487 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,622 Ugh. Classic Dennis. 488 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,883 Well, I know what I'm talking about in therapy tomorrow. 489 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,546 With all my patients. 490 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:41,425 [ Sighs ] 491 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,135 [ Birds chirping ] 492 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:54,306 ♪♪ 493 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:59,783 Mirren: Another sojourn into the natural world draws to a close. 494 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:04,867 You witnessed beauty in its rawest form. 495 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:10,405 You found kinship with our distant animal relatives. 496 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,502 And perhaps you learned something, 497 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:17,459 which I assure you was completely accidental. 498 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,711 But, hey, you never know what you'll get... 499 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,473 when nature calls. 500 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,677 [ Weapons clinking, indistinct shouting ] 501 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,929 ♪♪ 502 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,392 Ant 1: For the queen! 503 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,642 Enemy Ant: Nay, for the other queen! 504 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,444 Ant 3: We can't hold them any longer! 505 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,567 Fall back, I say! Fall back! 506 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,475 Enemy Ants: Ahhhhhh! 507 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,783 Ant 4: They've broken through the gate! 508 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,987 Ant 5: Call in the special attack! Call in the special attack! 509 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,658 Whoa! [ Horn blows ] 510 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,446 Enemy Ant General: Brace yourselves for anything, men! 511 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,409 What on earth are they doing? 512 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,080 Ant 1: Arrrrgh! 513 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,288 Ewww! Ugh! Aaahh! 514 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,869 Enemy Ant General: What was that? 515 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,634 That was absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! 516 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,086 [ Squirting ] 517 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:02,206 Ohhh! Ewww! Don't you dare! 518 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,094 Fall back! The enemy is too gross to fight! 519 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,222 Ohh! I think I'm going to be sick! 520 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,719 I think I'm going to be sick! [ Gagging ] 521 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,221 Ant 3: We did it! 522 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,602 We achieved victory the oldfashioned way 523 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,640 by being disgusting! 524 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,403 Huzzah! 525 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,145 Ally Ants: Huzzah! 526 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,977 Huzzah! 527 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:30,334 ♪♪ 528 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:36,416 Mirren: This planet, a rarity in the cosmos, is a true miracle, 529 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,585 sustaining life against all odds. 530 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,376 Turtle: [ Breathing heavily ] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 531 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,719 uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 532 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,085 I hate this. 533 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,972 Luxuriate in nature itself 534 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,260 golden vistas... 535 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,684 whistling winds... 536 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:58,193 roaring waters... 537 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,857 and delight in every note of beauty, 538 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,277 each flourish of color, 539 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,646 each rumble of wild power. 540 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:07,704 ♪♪ 541 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,986 Seal: [ Groans ] I hate this. 542 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:15,252 Amidst it all, perhaps the most breathtaking 543 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,915 earthly sight of all the animals. 544 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:24,376 A host of fascinating creatures, each containing multitudes 545 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,180 stories, perspectives, mysteries... 546 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,335 Scorpion: Hot, hot, hot, hot, 547 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,553 hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! 548 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,393 Ohh, I hate this! Hot, hot, hot, hot. 549 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,389 Oh, so hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot. 550 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,981 Their voices honor the oneofakind world 551 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,227 we all call home... 552 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,979 [ Birds calling ] ...a chorus 553 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,401 of wild, reverent celebration. 554 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,241 ♪♪ 555 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,236 Penguins: We hate this! 556 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,118 ♪♪ 557 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,575 Mirren: Settle in for a journey like no other, 558 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:58,456 as we dive headlong into the sights and sounds 559 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,125 that explode all around... 560 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,535 when nature calls. 561 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:11,014 ♪♪ 562 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:18,640 ♪♪ 563 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,652 The future of a species rests in the hands 564 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,725 of its youngest members... 565 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,531 ♪♪ 566 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:31,775 ...who have sway and influence over us all, 567 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,240 which must be why my publicist keeps insisting 568 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:37,871 that I sign up for TikTok. 569 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,620 Let us begin our journey in the Alaskan timberlands, 570 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,793 with the charming interplay of two black bear cubs, 571 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,343 ♪♪ 572 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:52,094 Bear cub: [ Humming ] 573 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,842 Bear cub 2: Wooaaaahhh! 574 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,224 I am the ninja master! 575 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,850 Hiya! Hiya! Heeha! 576 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,098 My skills of sneakiness are unrivaled. 577 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,020 Hiya! Hey, Randy. 578 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,559 You pretending to be a ninja again? 579 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,443 Who is this "Randy"? 580 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,030 I am but a whisper on the wind, a shadow, a specter! 581 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,237 Yeah, we gotta stop playing that game where 582 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,237 we see how long we can hold our breath. Hiya! 583 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,199 You've done some pretty serious damage to yourself. [ Chuckles ] 584 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,831 Ninjaaaaa... 585 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,248 [ Whispers ] You can't seen me. 586 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:27,376 ♪♪ 587 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,957 [ Birds calling ] 588 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,553 Mirren: From outward appearances, 589 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,968 nature may seem chaotic, 590 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:40,348 but in truth, there is a delicate balance at play. 591 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:45,349 Humankind honors this harmony with symbolic pairings 592 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:50,034 the yin and the yang, the alpha and the omega, 593 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,525 the Tango and the Cash. 594 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,739 But in the animal kingdom, this tricky balance 595 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,450 between two different species 596 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,290 plays out in a more literal sense, 597 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:05,706 as with this Arctic ground squirrel and European viper. 598 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,513 Squirrel: Hey, hold on, is that 599 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,665 I think it... 600 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,763 Is it? 601 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,428 Steve? 602 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,386 Oh, he can't hear me. 603 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,967 I'll get closer. 604 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,472 Is it him? 605 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,813 I can't... 606 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,848 Steve? Hey, Steve? 607 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,232 Snake: What the Oh! 608 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,018 Oh my goodness, gracious God! 609 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,651 I'm so sorry. 610 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,859 I thought you were someone else. 611 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,739 Whew! [ Laughing ] 612 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,855 So...so very sorry. Didn't mean to bother you. 613 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:40,204 From behind, you just look a lot like my friend Steve. 614 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,490 Huh? That's odd. 615 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,714 I'm not your SSSteve, but my name is Steve. 616 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:46,916 Whaaaaat?! 617 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,955 Okay, you're kidding! 618 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,789 [ Chuckles ] Pretty crazy! 619 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,464 [ Both chuckle ] 620 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,842 Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. 621 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,300 Well'p, good luck finding SSSteve. 622 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,641 [ Chuckles ] 623 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,595 Alright, buddy. Sorry again. 624 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,927 Squirrel: Hmm. 625 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,481 Wasn't Steve, but name's also Steve. 626 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,396 Wild. 627 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:17,608 ♪♪ 628 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:21,203 Animals toil, as we humans do, 629 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,949 to gather resources, support their families, 630 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,963 and shape their world, 631 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,456 even though in most of the footage I've seen, 632 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:33,919 these guys are usually just laying around and napping. 633 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,591 Either way, our animal relatives, 634 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,760 like the longtailed macaque in the trees of Sri Lanka, 635 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,100 embrace the importance of a job well done. 636 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:48,807 ♪♪ 637 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,560 [ Tattoo needle buzzing ] 638 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,232 Monkey: And how do you spell "Mom" again? 639 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,651 Monkey 2: Uhh, MOM. 640 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,611 Right, got it. 641 00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:01,071 Say, uh, how do you feel about an alternate spelling? 642 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,823 Like "MAM?" 643 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,204 Uhh... No reason. 644 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,911 Just Just curious. 645 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:08,001 [ Whispering ] Ahh, crap. 646 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,076 [ Buzzing continues ] 647 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:18,841 ♪♪ 648 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,680 Now, let us plunge deeper 649 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:26,808 into the mysteries of the wild. 650 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:31,807 Behold this awesome majesty 651 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:35,652 the shimmering sands, 652 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:39,609 oh, the bigass mountains, 653 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,781 the powerful tides 654 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,951 like, all boom... 655 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,661 whoaaaa... 656 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,662 fsssshhhhh 657 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:51,834 [ Click, music stops ] Jerry: Uh, Dame Helen? 658 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,172 What? 659 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,336 Oh. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Jerry. 660 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,745 [ Chuckles ] 661 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,593 My edible was just kicking in. 662 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,798 [ Laughing ] 663 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,179 Oh, dear. [ Sniffles ] 664 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,755 Mm. Serious Dame Helen. 665 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:05,931 Mm. 666 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,969 [ Music resumes ] 667 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:11,443 But I stand by the sentiment 668 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:16,305 if you want to truly appreciate the splendor of this planet, 669 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:20,654 it is best to follow the sea otter of coastal Alaska 670 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,662 and take a moment to soak in the beauty. 671 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,195 ♪♪ 672 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,489 [ Water splashing ] 673 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,203 Matthew McOtterhey: Seems like everybody's obsessed 674 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,503 with famous folks these days. 675 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,287 Always talkin' about Harry Styles. 676 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,422 Harry Styles this. Harry Styles that. 677 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,670 Well, the only "hairy styles" I care about... 678 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,263 is the way my fur blows gently in a cool breeze. 679 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,720 And why's everybody wanna keep up with the Kardashians? 680 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,391 I dunno. 681 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:52,099 Their lives seem pretty stressful to me. 682 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,850 A lotta text messaging in cars. 683 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,813 So many cameras, so much manufactured drama. 684 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,694 That's not my style, man. 685 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,111 Only thing I try to keep up with 686 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,320 is the present moment. 687 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,911 And the only "reality show" I need... 688 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:09,577 is this beautiful breeze. 689 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:12,036 But I'm just living that Laid Back Life. 690 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:23,424 ♪♪ 691 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,763 Chimp 1: Good game. 692 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:25,878 Baby chimp: Do I have to say it, too? 693 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,434 Yes. Good game. 694 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:28,847 Was that so hard? 695 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,555 Chimp 2: Good game... [lowers voice] loser. 696 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,135 Chimp 3: Nice game, nice game! 697 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,230 [ Lowers voice ] "Nice game"? 698 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,515 It's good game, you dummy! 699 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:35,978 Chimp 4: Good game or whatever. 700 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,727 It's JV soccer. We all suck anyway. 701 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,280 ♪♪ 702 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:46,566 Mirren: Our animal cousins are capable of emotional depths 703 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:50,951 far greater than their stoic appearances may suggest. 704 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,701 They can feel joy... 705 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,502 despair... 706 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,206 or just jealousy, 707 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,076 like when their buddy stumbles on 708 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,253 a pond full of fresh turtle droppings. 709 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,882 Ugh. 710 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,838 Looks yummy. 711 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,590 Animals can also feel resentment, 712 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,433 as evidenced by the behavior 713 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,468 of this North American great horned owl. 714 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:20,313 ♪♪ 715 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,403 Owl 1: [ Boston accent ] So anyways... Owl 2: 716 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:25,189 I says to the guy, I says Frank: [ Slurring ] How dare you play our song?! 717 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,403 Frank, who you talkin' to, champ? 718 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,374 I'm talking to this wannabe toughguy DJ. 719 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,865 He knows damn well this is me and Jenny's song! 720 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,538 Frank, you're talkin' to a wall. 721 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,196 Oh, yeah? I got your wall right here 722 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,754 [ Thud ] Ohh! Ohh! 723 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,037 Frank! Oh, Frank. Not again, bro. 724 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,841 What? What'd I do? 725 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,295 Wait a second. What're you lookin' at? 726 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,375 Hey! 727 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,800 Yeah, you! 728 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:56,349 ♪♪ 729 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:59,479 Mirren: The propagation of the species, 730 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:05,477 also called mating, physical intimacy, or boning, 731 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,653 is a singular obsession in both the animal world 732 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,323 and humanity. 733 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,282 ♪♪ 734 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:15,082 And this leads to questionable behavior, 735 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:19,656 awkward misunderstandings, and bizarre grooming choices. 736 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,174 Like this dude here. 737 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,626 Ugh! Get it together, my man. 738 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:27,798 Clearly, when it comes to mating rituals in the wild, 739 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,677 anything is fair game, 740 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,385 as typified by the Japanese sika deer. 741 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:37,018 Guy deer: Can hey, can you see her too? 742 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,805 Gal deer: See who? That woman. 743 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,728 There's There's an old lady over there. 744 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,347 I think she's watching us. 745 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:46,154 Old lady deer: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mm. Kissy. 746 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,819 No she's not. You're being paranoid. 747 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:49,817 Keep kissing! 748 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:53,489 Put those agile, young tongues to use! Mm! 749 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,820 See? Did you hear that? 750 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,454 She's definitely watching us! 751 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,251 I think she was talking to somebody else. 752 00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,655 She definitely wasn't. 753 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,333 I'm talking to you! 754 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:04,081 Now move on to some light petting. 755 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:08,304 Maybe graze a boob, or, mm, a booty. 756 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,256 Okay, I heard that one. Told you. 757 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,217 Let's get outta here. 758 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,137 WWait, before you go, rub your antlers together for me. 759 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,806 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Just the tips. 760 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:17,925 Rub 'em good. 761 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,681 [ Chuckling ] Oh, yeah. 762 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,273 Mm, that's yummy. 763 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:25,398 Ooh, oh. Oh! Mm. 764 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,897 ♪♪ 765 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,188 ♪ She's Doris! ♪ 766 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:29,821 ♪ The Sex Positive ♪ 767 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,698 ♪ No Boundaries Havin' ♪ 768 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:34,565 ♪ Octogenarian ♪ 769 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,622 ♪ Deer! ♪ 770 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,366 Old lady deer: I just wanna get your juices flowing. 771 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:46,498 ♪♪ 772 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,131 Mirren: From the forests of Japan, 773 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,338 we venture southward... 774 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:53,508 to discover that the pursuit of a mate 775 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:58,218 often pits one animal against another... 776 00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:01,181 in a scramble to propagate the bloodline. 777 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,192 ♪♪ 778 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:08,685 Or at the very least, to find a suitable side piece. 779 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,480 Even insects, 780 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,823 like the orchid mantis in the jungles of Malaysia 781 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,570 know this struggle. 782 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:19,492 ♪♪ 783 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,912 [ Blows landing loudly, insects grunting ] 784 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,791 Denise: Devante, Tremaine, what are y'all doing? 785 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,078 Stop! 786 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,461 Devante: Denise is mine! 787 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,958 Tremaine: No, she's mine! 788 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,379 Wait, are you two fighting... 789 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:31,918 over me? 790 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,381 Denise, look away. 791 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,971 I don't want you to see me like this. 792 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,046 No way, I ain't going nowhere! 793 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:39,182 I've never had two men battle over me before. 794 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:41,219 [ Whispering ] Keep going. 795 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,102 You could never please Denise the way I could! 796 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,270 Yeah, well, I'd treat Denise like the queen she is! 797 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:49,520 [ Monotone ] Oh, my God, somebody stop them. 798 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,612 [ Whispering ] This is too hot. 799 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:55,109 Dude, you don't want any of this! 800 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,411 Think it through! No... 801 00:35:57,405 --> 00:36:01,735 Bro, look at my thorax! You can't handle this! 802 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:04,793 Okay, well now I'm feeling like I'm not even a part of this. 803 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,078 Let's not forget the reason we're fighting 804 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:10,542 you both love beautiful Denise. 805 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,843 [ Blows landing loudly, insects grunting ] 806 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,257 You know, this could end a lot faster 807 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,426 if you can answer one question 808 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,215 are either of you able to cosign on a car? 809 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,469 Ohh! 810 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:26,600 ♪♪ 811 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:33,191 ♪♪ 812 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,901 Matthew McOtterhey: Seems like everybody's always worried 813 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,151 about politics. 814 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,862 The latest scandals 815 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,662 and the rise of fascism and all that ballyhoo. 816 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,527 The only politics I care about 817 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,874 is the "pile of ticks" on my back. 818 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,209 I gotta get these removed, 819 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,035 but I don't have health insurance. 820 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,040 Wish I did. 821 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,292 So I suppose I do care about politics. 822 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,884 But you know, in a cool, detached way. 823 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:59,183 Just living that Laid Back Life. 824 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:11,437 ♪♪ 825 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,058 [ Birds chirping ] 826 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,784 [ Leopard snoring ] 827 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,605 [ Blissful music playing ] 828 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:21,200 ♪♪ 829 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,567 [ Snoring continues ] 830 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:27,954 ♪♪ 831 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,544 [ Grunts ] 832 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,829 Ahh...ahh! 833 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:31,962 [ Dramatic music playing ] 834 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,208 Bugs? Unh, no! Bugs? 835 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,800 [ Screaming ] 836 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,005 Weird little fishies! 837 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,335 Ahh! 838 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,219 [ Breathing heavily ] 839 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,636 Oh, I gotta stop watching so many nature documentaries. 840 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:43,595 [ Sighs ] 841 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:48,305 ♪♪ 842 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,348 Mirren: Within the animal world, 843 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,401 sharpened senses are crucial for survival. 844 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,686 The observational skills of our animal cousins 845 00:37:56,691 --> 00:38:00,361 have been honed by millions of years of evolution 846 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:03,321 to detect predators or fresh water, 847 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,123 or the camera crew that's been 848 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,576 recording their every move for some TV show. 849 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:13,879 But time can weaken even the strongest of senses, 850 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:18,045 as the crested caracara of Central America demonstrates. 851 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,216 ♪♪ 852 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,426 Grandpa: What do you mean I'm "too old to fight?" 853 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,136 Grandchild: Nothing! 854 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,966 I just don't think you should be picking fights, Grandpa. 855 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,641 You can barely see! 856 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,230 I have perfect vision! 857 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:31,475 Just gotta 858 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,846 Where'd you go? Where'd you 859 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,313 Ha! See that little mouse down there? 860 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,154 Not a mouse, Grandpa. 861 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,819 You think I couldn't give that little rodent a buttwhuppin'? 862 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,279 It's not a mouse! 863 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,738 Go on, say I won't fly down there. Say it. 864 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,659 It's a mountain lion, Grandpa! 865 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,448 You can't fight a mountain lion! 866 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:51,251 Alright, my tiny, slightly blurry friend, 867 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,616 prepare to meet your maker. 868 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,713 [ Mountain lion growls ] Ooh! Uh, uh 869 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,628 You're lucky the wind is so strong! 870 00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:02,128 The wind is the only reason I'm not eating that mouse right now. 871 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,341 Too old to fight, ha! 872 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,142 [ Sighs ] This is so embarrassing. 873 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,595 What? Who said that? 874 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:15,305 ♪♪ 875 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,901 Mirren: The beauty of nature is intoxicating. 876 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:19,817 ♪♪ 877 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:24,026 Stately woodlands, ripe with ambrosial aromas. 878 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:28,198 Grand oceans, exploding with a bracing effervescence. 879 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,329 And the turgid marshlands of the hippo, which, 880 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:34,997 if we're being honest, probably smell like total ass. 881 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:40,915 But can these earthly pleasures be too heady for our senses? 882 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,380 Is it possible to be so in thrall 883 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:47,341 to the delights of the wild that you lose yourself? 884 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,933 One passionate macaque in northern Japan 885 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,889 is about to find out. 886 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,560 ♪♪ 887 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:57,398 [ Wind rushing ] 888 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,225 Macaque: Tell me I have a problem. I don't have a problem. 889 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,650 I can quit whenever I want. It's just snow! 890 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,398 Pure, uncut, natural snow. 891 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,031 Plus, it makes me more fun at parties. 892 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,988 They say it's a problem? It's no problem! 893 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,948 Hey, hey, hey, that's great! 894 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,618 "It's snow problem." 895 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,537 That's genius! I gotta write that down! 896 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,495 Just one more hit of snow and then I'll write it down. 897 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:15,955 [ Inhales deeply ] Oh, just two more. 898 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,165 Oh, okay, just three more. 899 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:19,245 [ Inhales deeply ] Ohhh... 900 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,170 Announcer: Snow addiction is no laughing matter. 901 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,499 If you or a loved one needs help, 902 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,134 we're here for you at... 903 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,591 There's no snow here, 904 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,473 but somebody might offer you cocaine. 905 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:38,313 ♪♪ 906 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:42,521 ♪♪ 907 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,323 [ Water splashing ] 908 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:46,237 Matthew McOtterhey: Seems like everybody's obsessed 909 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,695 with the latest social media trends, 910 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:53,196 always filming dance videos to go viral on TikTok. 911 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,541 That sounds like a lot of work. 912 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:57,285 The only TikTok I care about 913 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,868 is the steady flow of time. 914 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,634 Gotta cherish every second we got on this big blue marble. 915 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,548 All we can do is kick back and enjoy the ride. 916 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:10,014 Just living that Laid Back Life. 917 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:16,600 ♪♪ 918 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:19,809 Mirren: The animals have thrown open the doors to their home 919 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:23,901 once again metaphorically speaking 920 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,238 and beckoned us inside for a visit. 921 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:30,145 But now, as the shadows grow long, 922 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,824 our hosts are handing us our coats 923 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,244 and calling us a cab 924 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,492 again, metaphorically speaking 925 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,664 and ushering us back to our human world. 926 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,874 We shall commune with them again, 927 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:44,214 our wild, welcoming neighbors, 928 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:47,670 for another round of thinly stretched metaphors... 929 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,052 when nature calls. 930 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:52,969 ♪♪ 931 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:55,469 Pirate Bird: Ahoy, landlubbers! 932 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:59,681 So, you wanna know how I lost me leg, do ya? 933 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,734 All started in Tortuga! 934 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,309 I was three sheets to the wind one night, 935 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:08,694 preparin' to pillage 'n' plunder a nearby port, 936 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:12,953 chuggin' rum like the thirsty sea dog I am. 937 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:16,577 When in from the storm, Blackbeard 'imself 938 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,946 walked into the tavern! 939 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,793 Seeing him in person was pretty neat! 940 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,459 Then a few weeks later, I got scurvy and lost me leg to it. 941 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:25,669 Arrrrgh! 942 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,878 Back to work, scallywags! 943 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,209 ♪♪ 944 00:42:29,259 --> 00:42:33,809 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 66685

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