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♪♪
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Mirren:
The natural world.
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Stunning in its beauty.
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♪♪
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Staggering in its complexity.
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And although these landscapes,
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with their myriad
of wild denizens,
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may seem alien at first...
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if we look closer,
relatable truths are revealed.
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For within this grandeur
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resides a wealth
of unexpected drama...
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Leopard:
Hey, stripe�y!
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Zebra: Uh, yeah?
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I'm gonna mess you up.
Wahhh!
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[ Branch cracks, thud ]
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[ Cackling ]
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We are now empowered
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to explore
this once mysterious world
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and revel in the entirety
of life on this planet,
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an astonishing diversity
of beings
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each with their own
fascinating story.
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Gorilla 1: Jack,
I want you to draw me
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like one of
your French girls.
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Wearing fleas.
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Gorilla 2:
All right.
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Wearing only fleas.
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Let us venture
beyond the protective canopy
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of Earth's forests...
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dive deep beneath
its roaring seas...
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traverse its austere
desert landscapes...
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and commune
with fellow travelers
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on this, our shared home.
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Baboon: Errrr....
I don't know about this.
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These animals ��
vibrant, diverse, passionate ��
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are not so different from us.
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And if we listened
close enough...
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what would we hear
these noble creatures say?
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Turtle: I don't want
to be on reality TV!!
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Ohh! Ugh! Ugh!
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[ Birds calling ]
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Prepare yourself
for a truly unique journey...
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and witness the beauty and
wonder that can transpire...
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♪♪
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[ Wind whistling ]
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Male stork:
No, no, that's not right.
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I said it's hit, boom, turn,
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then shimmy,
whack�a�mole, whack�a�mole,
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then boom, unh,
carrot stick, pop.
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Lean with it. Rock with it.
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Scoop, cat�cat, then turn.
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Giraffe neck.
Eat the leaves from the tree.
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Eat the leaves from the tree.
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Then you stand on one leg.
Got it?
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Stork: No.
Again.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Mirren: The animal kingdom stirs
with wonder and possibility.
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It is the very tapestry
of creation itself.
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♪♪
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Join me as we experience
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this majestic orb
in a new light.
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I'm Helen Mirren.
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Yeah, that Helen Mirren.
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Legend of the stage and screen,
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winner of an Oscar,
four Emmys, one Tony,
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four BAFTAs, which is like
the British version
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of the MTV Movie Awards.
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But, you know, let's not make
a whole thing out of it.
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I'm �� I'm just a regular dame
like you.
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Our journey will touch upon
the commonalities
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that we, as humans, share
with our brethren in the wild.
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We all, animal and human alike,
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live and work and love,
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and, sometimes,
we don't wear pants.
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Tonight, we will focus on what
we learn from our experiences,
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how we grow, the life lessons.
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Chief among these is how
we master our environment.
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And in the forests of Brazil,
there is no greater example
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than the crafty, tufted
capuchin monkey.
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Dad monkey: Okay.
Gonna fix the HVAC.
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Easy. Very easy.
Mr. Fix�It, that's me.
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Is this thing ��
Is this thing hollow?
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Is this supposed to, uh ��
Maybe if I...
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Whoa.
Shhhh�ish kebab!
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Dang it! That is not
supposed to come off.
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Mom monkey: Don, honey,
I do believe you can fix it,
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but it might be faster
to call a handyman.
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Oh, t�there's
no need, honey.
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W�We just have a problem
with one of these, uh,
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springy dealies.
You gotta roll it out.
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Handyman?
I'm a handyman.
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I'm a man. I have hands.
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This'll do the trick.
Just gotta...
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This guy here,
stick this into the, uh ��
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Fuuuuudge brownies.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Keep it together, Don.
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Gah. Come on!
Maybe if I just...
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[ Grunting ]
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Don't know what I'm doing here.
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Maybe I need a Phillips head?
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Hey, honey! Can you
bring me the Phillips head?!
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That was
the Phillips head!
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I know! And now I need
a flat Phillips head.
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That's not a thing, Don.
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Kid monkey:
Want me to find you
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a YouTube tutorial, Dad?!
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A tutorial?!
A�Absolutely not!
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I�In fact, son,
you should come down here,
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learn a thing or two.
It's a good teachable moment.
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What am I talking about,
"teachable moment"?
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I have
an art�history degree.
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I'm not a friggin'
handyman!
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Ugh. This is gonna end up
costing us twice as much now.
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Eric: Hey, neighbors!
What's Don ��
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Hey! Don!
You need a hand?!
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Looks like you need
a pipe wrench!
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Dad monkey: I'm fine, Eric,
but thanks!
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I�It's under control!
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[Softly] Hey, Siri.
[ Beeping ]
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Call handyman.
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♪♪
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Mirren: While working with
one's hands is a noble pursuit,
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there are those,
both human and animal,
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who can coast
solely on their looks...
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...as we shall see on a visit
to the island of Madagascar
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to meet the fetching
sifaka lemur.
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[ EDM music plays ]
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Photographer: [French accent]
Models aren't born.
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They're made!
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Once in a blue moon,
you capture a model
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that defines beauty, style,
and je ne sais quoi.
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He...is...Serge!
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♪♪
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Temperamental? Yes.
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Serge:
Unh! I'm starving!
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But it is what you get
when you work with living art!
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Hey, everybody! I'm Serge!
And I'm a model! Gah!
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Oh. Okay. Uh, that's great.
You look great, Serge!
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But less of the talking.
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Show me how much
you love nature.
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Okay. I'll lick the tree.
I guess!
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[ Lips smacking ]
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Yes. More of that.
You love that tree, don't you?
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
I love you, tree. Yes.
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Yes! Show me!
Love that tree!
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You are a sexy mistress
of nature!
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Keep going!
You are on fire!
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Look! I can almost turn my head
all the way around!
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[ Grunting ] Ow!
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No, no.
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Serge should be seen...
and not heard!
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Okay.
I'll be real quiet then!!
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Do you hear me?!
I'LL BE REAL QUIET NOW!!
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Ugh. Looks like a million bucks,
but, boy, is this guy dumb.
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Yes! That's it!
Give me what I need!
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♪♪
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Mirren: Many animals are
not blessed with a partner ��
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one who can serve
as an inspirational muse
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or a hunting companion
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or just a good hang
you can crack a few beers with.
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Solitary creatures must survive
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by relying on their own
unique abilities...
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especially in the lonely depths
of the mighty ocean.
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[ Twinkling ]
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Sea fairy: It is I,
the mystical sea fairy..
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who only visits
but once a century!
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Aren't I so very beautiful?!
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Now, I'm ready to grant
your greatest wishes!
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Is anyone...?
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Nobody's here.
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I guess 2021 is going great.
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No one needs a wish granted.
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A hundred short years ago,
people were stoked to see me,
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wishing for stuff
left and right.
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Welp. I guess, uh �� I guess
I'll just come back...later.
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♪♪
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Mirren: Not all creatures
toil in obscurity.
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There are those who exist
to make their presence known.
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Yes, another life lesson
our animal friends can impart
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is the value in drawing
attention to oneself.
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Unless, of course,
you're an antelope
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and most of your day is spent
trying not to get eaten.
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♪♪
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But, still,
there are the bold ones,
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the brazen souls who dare
to stand out from the crowd...
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like these socially cunning
Japanese squirrels,
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who rule their corner
of the Aokigahara Forest.
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Narrator: And, now,
grab a rainwater martini
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and join the ladies of
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"The Real Housewives
of the Forest Biome."
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Squirrel 1: Hey, Bev!
Squirrel 2: Yes, dah�ling.
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Do you think I went
a little overboard
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on my cheeks this time?
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Don't be silly!
They're perfect!
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Squirrel 3:
Hey, Bev, what about me?
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You couldn't look better
if you tried.
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Aww! You mean it?
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I swear on my firstborn.
And she's the normal one.
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[ All laugh ]
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Bev, when are you getting
your cheeks filled?
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Why, I'm doing it
right now.
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Young squirrel:
Excuse me, ma'am?
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Did you just
call me "ma'am"?
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[ Gasps ]
Squirrel 3: Oh, no, girl.
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Young squirrel:
Yeah, do you know where the nearest restroom is?
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Oh, and now you assume
I work here?
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[ Gasps ]
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Squirrel 3: Ooh! That's
strike two. Careful, now.
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Young squirrel:
I guess I wasn't thinking.
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Exactly! Now get your tight fur
out of my sight...
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Okay, okay. Geez.
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...before I lose my nuts!
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♪♪
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Mirren: We can learn so much
from the inhabitants
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of the animal kingdom.
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Wisdom can be gleaned
from the noble lion...
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the majestic hermit crab...
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and elephants,
who I honestly think
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are kind of overrated, actually.
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Ohh! What about these guys?!
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♪♪
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Jerr��
Where's my producer, Jerry?
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Jerry:
Uh, yes, Dame Helen?
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What is this animal?
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What is it?
Some kind of raccoon cat?
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Those are, uh...
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[ Papers shuffling ]
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...coatis.
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Hmm! Coatis.
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Bring me one. I want one.
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Well, they're a�a wild animala�and protected, I think.
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Oh, okay.
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Then put me down
for a couple of chipmunks
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or ground squirrels till
we get this coati thing sorted.
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You got it.
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Thank you, Jerry!
You're the best.
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I know; I don't tell you that
enough, do I?
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And therein lies another
vital lesson we can glean.
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Careful communication
is vitally important,
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especially in the wild.
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Just ask
the North American pika,
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who are as social
as they are skittish.
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Pika wife: Hey, hon?
Pika: Yeah?
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Know what I was thinking
the other day?
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Totally!
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I can't believe
that tomorrow's
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already our seven�year
anniversary!
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Crazy, right?
Wait. Seven years?
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Oh, God! Not again!
251
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[ Frantic music plays ]
252
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I'll take this.
And this.
253
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,173
Ooh, and this.
254
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,455
Weasel:
Hey! My begonias!
255
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,459
[Muffled] Sorry, Steve.
Need these more than you!
256
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,672
♪♪
257
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,842
Boobie husband:
There goes Harold again.
258
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,681
Boobie wife: Yeah, I wonder what
he did to Jeannie this time.
259
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,927
Boobie husband:
Poor guy can't win.
260
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,886
[ Panting ]
261
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,481
Happy seventh anniversary,
sweetheart! Heh�heh!
262
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,897
Harold, I was talking
about it being seven years
263
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,686
since we remodeled
our bathroom.
264
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,779
Oh. Uh, y�yeah.
Heh. I knew that.
265
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,986
So should I find a vase
for these or...?
266
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,276
And we've been married for
thirteen years, not seven.
267
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,031
Yep. Got it.
268
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,083
♪♪
269
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,749
Mirren:
Our animal friends
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00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,537
mirror our own romantic pursuits
back at us.
271
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:35,462
We recognize, in their
wild, horny fumblings,
272
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,093
ourselves...
273
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,841
and we see
the same insecurities...
274
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,354
foibles, and sweaty desperation
275
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,888
that often accompany
our search toward...
276
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,313
you know, hooking up,
277
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,272
bumping uglies, what�have�you.
278
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,944
And our closest animal relative,
279
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,703
the chimpanzee
of the African Congo,
280
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,986
knows full well
that the art of seduction
281
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:06,451
can be difficult to master.
282
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:11,752
♪♪
283
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:17,209
♪♪
284
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,013
Male chimp: But soft!
285
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,257
What light through
yonder window breaks?
286
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,349
It is the east.
And Juliet is the sun.
287
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,215
Female chimp: Aye, me.
288
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,722
She speaks!
289
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,564
Her eye discourses.
I will answer it.
290
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,770
[ Clears throat ]
291
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,020
Heh heh heh.
Hiiiiiiii! Ehh...
292
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,194
What? Who said that?
293
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,532
Meeee! Heh!
It's me! I said that!
294
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,529
I've been watching you
on your balcony
295
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,991
from down here. Hi!
296
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,241
Ugh! Scram, creep!
297
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,753
Okay. Fair enough.
Bye�eee!
298
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,617
[ Water bubbling ]
299
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,173
[ Twinkling ]
300
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,167
Sea fairy: 'Tis I! Again!
301
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,379
The mystical wish�granting
sea fairy. From earlier?
302
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,630
No? Well...
303
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,892
I'm still just...
swimming around,
304
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,505
looking for anyone
who might have a wish.
305
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,512
Nobody? Really?
306
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,394
Maybe it's because
I'm four miles underneath
307
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,021
the surface of the ocean.
308
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,308
You know,
when I appeared last century,
309
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,232
I took the form
of a majestic glowing fox
310
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,230
that wandered from town to town.
311
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:22,282
This time, I'm a slug floating
in the middle of the ocean.
312
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,408
Not the best choice
in terms of foot traffic, yes.
313
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,865
That's on me.
314
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,905
Still, you'd think
there'd be at least
315
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,619
some blobfish out there wishing
they didn't look so stupid.
316
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,290
[ Laughs ]
317
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,248
Okay, that was unprofessional
of me.
318
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,958
Still? Nobody?
319
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,498
COME ON!!
320
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,002
Well, joke's on you people.
321
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,013
'Cause I can live forever.
322
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,085
And next time I come back,
you'll all be long dead!
323
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,972
So long, [bleep]!
324
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:53,984
♪♪
325
00:14:53,976 --> 00:15:00,436
♪♪
326
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:05,321
Mirren: Life in the wild,
like our human existence,
327
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,821
is marked by unpredictability...
328
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,123
...shadowy dangers...
329
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,132
and the grim specter of fright.
330
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,245
[ Laughs evilly ]
331
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,212
[ Laughing joyously ]
332
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,972
Oh, sorry. I just thought
of something funny.
333
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,100
Anyway, perhaps you, too,
have encountered
334
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,755
one of the most challenging
of life's lessons ��
335
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,144
how to face one's fears.
336
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,816
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
337
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,276
Frog: Okay. Okay.
You can do this, Jake.
338
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,357
I�It's just the high dive.
339
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,992
A v�v�v�very high dive.
340
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,990
Snake: Hey, Jake.
Jussst jump already.
341
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,702
What are you waiting for?
342
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,582
Frog:
I will! I'll jump!
343
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,409
[Nervously]
On my own time.
344
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,374
I'll jump. Like now.
345
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,384
In three, two...
346
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,836
Ohh, boy.
Okay. Come on.
347
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,957
Just one little jump,
and you'll prove to your friend
348
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,844
that you're not afraid
of heights!
349
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:10,341
[ Snake chanting ]
Ju�ump! Ju�ump! Ju�ump!
350
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,014
Stheriously,
don't be such a chicken!
351
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,814
Have you always
had that lisp?
352
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,937
I'm trying Invithalign.
That'th it. I'm gonna push you!
353
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,845
What?! Push me?!
Don't!
354
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,194
Fine. I'll just...
355
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,190
j�u�u�u�u�u�u�u�u�ump!
356
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,863
Oh, wow! He did it!
357
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,782
[ Thud ]
Ow! Ugh!
358
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,780
Gah! Unh!
359
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,532
[ Thud ]
360
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:38,044
Sthorry. I forgot
they drained the pool.
361
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:41,039
♪♪
362
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,712
Mirren: One of the key lessons
to survival in the wild
363
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,091
is simple awareness.
364
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,969
Is that animal
lurking in the shadows
365
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,386
a friend or a predator?
366
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,556
Is it safe to drink
from this stream?
367
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,346
And where the hell
did I park my car?
368
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,862
In short, one must learn
to be always aware
369
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,145
of one's surroundings.
370
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,149
[ Game�show jingle plays ]
371
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,991
Game�show host: And, now,
the brand�new game show
372
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,107
everyone is howling about!
373
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,284
It's time for...
374
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,203
Studio audience:
Wolf! Or! Rock!
375
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,163
Game�show host:
Let's meet tonight's contestant!
376
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,963
Rich: Yeah, I'm Rich, a retiree
from Scottsdale, Arizona.
377
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,709
Okay, Rich.
Let's play the game.
378
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,051
Do you see...
379
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,256
a wolf...or a rock?
380
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,838
I'm ready to answer.
381
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,302
Wait till you hear
the buzzer.
382
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,682
Yeah, but I'm ready
to answer now.
383
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,679
Shh! Just...quiet.
384
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,351
[ Buzzer ]
385
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:42,439
Now, Rich, what did you see?
A wolf or a rock?
386
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,936
Yeah, it's a wolf.
Obviously.
387
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,649
And the answer is ��
Audience?
388
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,320
Studio audience: Rock!
[ Bell dinging ]
389
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,698
Wait. What?!
Wait a minute!
390
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,355
And that's
all the time we have.
391
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,123
Seriously,
what the [bleep]?
392
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:58,195
Tune in next week for another
enthralling episode of...
393
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,292
Studio audience:
Wolf! Or! Rock!
394
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:11,087
♪♪
395
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,800
[ Sensual music plays ]
396
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,970
Amber:
Hi, guys. It's Amber.
397
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,560
And welcome to
my OnlyFins Page.
398
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,937
Now, who wants to see me
399
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,225
eat...this...algae?
400
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,940
[ Dramatic music plays ]
401
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:35,742
♪♪
402
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,830
Mirren: As we pierce the veil
of the animal kingdom
403
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:44,367
and behold the wondrous
creatures who reside within,
404
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:48,383
we are struck
by their stories...
405
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,007
and, in some cases,
their body hair...
406
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:56,546
and we uncover the universal
life lessons within.
407
00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:01,892
Animals, like us, must learn
the value of hard work...
408
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,521
the importance
of conquering their fears...
409
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,478
and the value of persistence.
410
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,320
For those with intricate
social structures,
411
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,436
like the Virunga mountain
gorillas of East Africa,
412
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,204
there can be great pressure
to prove oneself.
413
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,248
Casting assistant: Gorilla
auditioning for role of Gorilla.
414
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,166
Take 1.
[ Clapboard snaps ]
415
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,245
Gorilla: Can't believe I need
to audition, but whatever.
416
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,710
[ Chuckles ]
How 'bout a little swing?
417
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,591
I did this on
"Planet of the Apes."
418
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,128
It's on my résumé.
419
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,301
You probably remember
"Ooh�ooh, ahh�ahh!"
420
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,801
Yeah, that's a little bit
of my monologue
421
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,433
from a little film called
"Kong: Skull Island."
422
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,850
Lot of college dudes
still quote that.
423
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,809
Casting assistant: Gorilla
auditioning for role of Gorilla.
424
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,690
Take 2.
[ Clapboard snaps ]
425
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,517
Gorilla: Of course I can.
I'm professionally trained.
426
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,232
Lesson one �� [Grunts]
no matter how hard �� unh ��
427
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,904
[Muffled]
...make it look easy.
428
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,452
[ Spits ]
429
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,775
And that's what you call
working with props.
430
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,242
Casting assistant: Gorilla
auditioning for role of Gorilla.
431
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,492
Take 3.
[ Clapboard snaps ]
432
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,453
Gorilla:
Hey�oh! One�handed.
433
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,873
Heh. That's some pro [bleep]
right there.
434
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,292
Ope! One hand again. Ha�ha!
435
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,881
I should be a household name.
436
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,456
Heyyy!
Ooh�ooh, ahh�ahh, right? Ha�ha!
437
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,593
Our grandkids will be quoting
that when we're both dead.
438
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,010
By the way,
I also do my own...
439
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,179
[ Branch snaps ]
...st�u�u�u�unts!
440
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,467
[ Thud ]
441
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,270
♪♪
442
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,887
Mirren: We depart
the treetops of the lowlands
443
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,944
to once again return
to the haunting majesty
444
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,109
of the ocean floor,
445
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:39,608
where we check in one last time
with an old friend.
446
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,743
[ Twinkling ]
447
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,030
Sea fairy: 'Tis I. Yep.
448
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,663
The mystical sea fairy.
449
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,250
Still here.
450
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,495
[ Sighs heavily ]
Seriously. What is up?
451
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,498
Everyone keeps swimming by.
Nobody wants a wish.
452
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,051
Acting like I'm the [bleep].
453
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:59,085
A starfish just gave me
the finger like five times!
454
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,931
How often do you come across
455
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,636
a magical, wish�granting
sea fairy?
456
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,507
Come on!
457
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,064
I even paid for a whole bunch
of Instagram ads.
458
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,098
Nothing. Ugh!
459
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,482
My dad was right. I should
have gone to law school.
460
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,270
[ Sobbing ]
461
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:22,113
♪♪
462
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,494
Mirren: The world of nature
is not merely one of splendor...
463
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:28,123
♪♪
464
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,580
...grandeur...
465
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,250
♪♪
466
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:36,709
...and endless glimpses
of windswept vistas.
467
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,302
Although, sure,
it's got a buttload of those.
468
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,178
♪♪
469
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:45,465
Rather, this world can often
embody two ideas at once.
470
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,181
♪♪
471
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,101
Peril and mischief...
472
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,900
beauty and absurdity...
473
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:59,316
and, like, kind of gross bugs
and cute baby bears.
474
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,448
And all of them speak
to the lessons of life...
475
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,867
when nature calls.
476
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,696
♪♪
477
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,463
Stan Eiseberg:
Are you tired of clambering up steep, slippery inclines
478
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,786
only to fall back down
like a clumsy fool?
479
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,502
[ Penguin squawks ]
480
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,342
Are you sick and tired
of fighting against gravity
481
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,707
and your own inability
to evolve?
482
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,594
Penguin: Whoopsie!
Stan Eiseberg: Have you slid down
483
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,341
into the frigid arctic waters
and thought to yourself,
484
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,934
"There's gotta be a better way"?
485
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,139
Well, friends, there is.
486
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,059
Hi. I'm Stan Eiseberg,
487
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,098
for Eiseberg's
Penguin Stairs.
488
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,312
For years, climbing
has been the bane
489
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,862
of penguin
existence.
490
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,566
Our silly little feet
can't grip,
491
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,606
and I don't even think
we have knees.
492
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,989
I try not to dwell on it.
It's pretty upsetting.
493
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,988
But, now, with my patented
stair technology,
494
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:50,541
you can take the first step
into a brighter future,
495
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,786
one where you're not flailing
like a buffoon
496
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,828
and sliding helplessly into
the mouth of a hungry orca.
497
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,753
So stop being nature's
little clown,
498
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,261
always falling over and soiling
your fancy little tuxedo.
499
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,335
You're a penguin. Be proud.
500
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,551
With Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.
501
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,142
You're gonna like the way
you slowly climb up somewhere.
502
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,518
I guarantee it.
[ Ding! ]
503
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,175
Announcer:
Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.
504
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,313
Handrail sold separately ��
because, you know,
505
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,611
you're a penguin
and you don't have hands.
506
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:26,454
♪♪
507
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:29,527
Mirren: The living world.
508
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:33,373
Pulsing with
vibrant beauty and wonder.
509
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:38,170
An achingly intricate,
natural tapestry ��
510
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,247
lush rainforests...
511
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,882
snow�swept mountains...
512
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,420
and mighty oceans.
513
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,844
Look all around you.
514
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,013
Our planet is a treasure
515
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:53,472
of sights and sounds.
516
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,774
Voice: On your left!
Seal: What?
517
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:55,887
I said, "On your ��"
518
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,273
Unh!
Oooooooof!
519
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,559
[Groaning]
I meant on your right!
520
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,272
[ Splash ]
521
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,277
Mirren:
We are blessed with the ability
522
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,775
to now tour the unspoiled
majesty of nature itself...
523
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,820
to walk beside
our animal brethren.
524
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:15,164
These beings,
once so mysterious to us,
525
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,412
can now step from the shadows
526
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:22,924
to reveal themselves
in all their grandeur.
527
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,010
Lizard: Hey, Mitch.
Ya got something on your face.
528
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,175
Mantis: Oh. How embarrassing.
Where? Here?
529
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,135
N�No. H�Here.
I�I'll get it for ya.
530
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,807
[ Muffled ] Thank you.
[ Lizard slurps ]
531
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:41,358
Now we shall venture deep
into the domain of the animals,
532
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,895
plunge into
the darkest jungles...
533
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,739
soar above towering mountains...
534
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,026
and explore the noble kingdoms
535
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:55,240
that can exist even in the
smallest pockets of creation.
536
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,754
Ant 1: What are you doing?
Hey, stop it.
537
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,615
I'm gonna f�a�a�a�all!
538
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:04,499
Ant 2: And that's for telling
people I overreact to things!
539
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,053
Mirren: Together, we'll discover
that life on this planet
540
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:13,008
is one sprawling,
shared experience.
541
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:17,562
Compassion, empathy,
communication.
542
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:21,768
These are not qualities
reserved only for humans.
543
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,270
And when a being
finds its true voice,
544
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:29,904
the whole world
should lean in to listen.
545
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,533
Leave what you know behind
546
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,701
and prepare to be humbled
and astonished
547
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,541
by all that is revealed...
548
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:44,501
♪♪
549
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:48,171
Announcer: And, now, untamed,
unvarnished, unsolicited.
550
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,422
These are...
551
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,104
Wolf: So...do you guys think
that "The Crown"
552
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:59,056
is just kinda...boring?
553
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,228
I've watched every episode,
554
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,055
and, honestly,
I'm just kinda bored.
555
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,272
Huh!
556
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,935
Announcer:
This has been...
557
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:19,911
♪♪
558
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,462
Mirren: So far on our journey
into the natural world,
559
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:26,496
we have witnessed animals
assert their dominance...
560
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,012
confront their deepest fears...
561
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:34,125
and contemplate their impact
on future generations.
562
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,644
But how do they apply
this knowledge
563
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,967
while also intermingling
with myriad other creatures
564
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:44,193
on this, our shared Earth?
565
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:47,356
As we shall now witness,
animals, like us,
566
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:51,686
must navigate
familial relationships...
567
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,993
intense rivalries...
568
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:58,197
and dalliances
with straight�up weirdoes.
569
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,080
Indeed, our wild planet
is host to...
570
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,669
a world of personalities.
571
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,915
And, now, let us begin at...
572
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,048
hm, the beginning.
573
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,795
Makes sense, I guess.
574
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,428
The earliest interpersonal
relationship for each of us,
575
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:20,635
whether human or animal,
arrives in childhood.
576
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,479
To see this in action, we travel
to the African savanna,
577
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,516
where a rambunctious
young elephant
578
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,980
makes his presence known.
579
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:34,282
Bird 1: Ahh.
Lovely day for a walk.
580
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,278
Bird 2: Don't look now,
but that large neighbor boy
581
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,660
is out again!
582
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,986
Oh, no.
You mean...?
583
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,741
Little elephant:
YAYYYYY!
584
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:45,043
Announcer: Carmichael.
Lives large. Is large.
585
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,828
Carmichael: Hey!
Some friends! Let's play!
586
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,963
Henh�henh�henh�henh�henh!
587
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,209
Whoa!
[ Screaming ]
588
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,670
Yay! Come here, bird!
589
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,380
Parent elephant:
Oh. Sorry.
590
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,590
Carmichael, sweetie,
leave the Wilsons alone.
591
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,381
They're just out for a stroll.
592
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,054
[ Giggles ] He gets excited.
593
00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,642
[Breathlessly]
That's okay.
594
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,717
Carmichael: I'm gonna
hug you with my feet, friends!
595
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,274
I'm just like you!
596
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,097
JUST LIKE YOUUUUU!!
[ Birds screaming ]
597
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,522
Come here. Come here, bird.
Come here.
598
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,481
Friends forever!
599
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,281
God, he's a menace!
600
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,145
We have to move!
That's all there is to it.
601
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,702
We gotta move.
602
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,655
Parent elephant:
Carmichael, let's go.
603
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,906
Carmichael: Did you see me
with my frieeeends?
604
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,749
They were playing with me!
And then they left!
605
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:27,115
Well, maybe they just couldn't
handle how perfect you are,
606
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,122
my sweet, innocent, little...
607
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,844
Announcer: Carmichael!
608
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:39,465
♪♪
609
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,298
Mirren: Children,
by their nature, are curious ��
610
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,684
Ever�watching, always exploring,
611
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,562
and constantly
spilling Goldfish crackers
612
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,769
all over the backseat
of your car.
613
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,480
I mean, really. Did you manage
to get any of it in your mouth?
614
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:55,481
[ Sighs heavily ] Sorry.
615
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:58,904
The mind of a child
is a delightful wonder,
616
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,954
but even for our wild cousins,
617
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:04,028
like these pumas
in the foothills of Patagonia,
618
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,624
their curiosity can be
a bit of a handful.
619
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,671
[ Pumas grunting ]
620
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:12,957
Puma 1:
Stop touching me!
621
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,210
Puma 2:
I'm not touching you!
622
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,632
Stop touching me!
623
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,380
I'm not touching you!
624
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,302
Puma 3: I'm telling Mom
you're touching him!
625
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,430
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm gonna tell Mom
626
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,637
you took the batteries out
of her buzzy banana thing.
627
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,428
T�That's not a banana.
It's a jiggly magic wand!
628
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,772
Puma mom: Boys!
Why are there batteries
629
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,398
out in the living room?
630
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,355
[ Gasps ] Were you playing
around in my room?!
631
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,105
Puma kids: Nooooo!
632
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,567
Puma 3:
But what was that thing?
633
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,447
Puma mom: That was Mommy's...
electric toothbrush.
634
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,355
If she doesn't brush her teeth
once a day,
635
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:45,704
she gets...cranky.
636
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:52,621
♪♪
637
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,924
Mirren: Navigating
familial relationships
638
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:58,338
can be tricky for any species.
639
00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,718
But life's struggles are not
relegated merely to one's home.
640
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:07,717
The outside world presents
its own share of obstacles.
641
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:15,977
At some point, every animal
on Earth meets their match...
642
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:20,191
whether in the form
of a physical rival
643
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,323
or a sandwich
they simply couldn't finish.
644
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:29,160
To face these challenges,
one must dig deep
645
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,411
and find their hunger
to prevail...
646
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,750
...both for victory
647
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:39,921
and for what remains
of that tuna hoagie.
648
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:44,511
Competition can push any species
toward greatness...
649
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,549
as evidenced by the interplay
650
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:50,683
between the tufted
capuchin monkeys of Brazil.
651
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,142
Narrator: If you thought you
knew what "extreme" meant...
652
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,603
Monkey: G'aaaaah!
653
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,313
...you better think again!
654
00:30:56,313 --> 00:31:00,363
A buncha monkeys. Just one vine.
655
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,108
Over crocodile�infested waters.
656
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,650
[ Monkey screams ]
657
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,323
Whoever can hang on
the longest, wins...
658
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,913
one...million...dollars!
659
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:13,750
That's right ��
one million dollars of money,
660
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,077
which creates
a whole lotta drama!
661
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:19,504
Monkey: Y�Yes, I did just
outswim several crocodiles
662
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,513
that wanted to eat me,
but I'd do it again.
663
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,335
I'd get back up
on that vine again
664
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,880
because I could
really use that money.
665
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,013
That money would
change my life, man.
666
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,930
[Shakily]
It would change my life.
667
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,310
Narrator:
You won't wanna miss...
668
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,806
"Whose Vine Is It Anyway?"
669
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,349
Coming this summer to ��
670
00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:37,022
What's that?
Can't use that title, huh?
671
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,560
Ah. Copyrighted. Got it.
672
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,034
[ Tape rewinding ]
You won't wanna miss...
673
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:45,815
"American Monkey Warrior,"
only on ��
674
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,701
Really? That one, too? Okay.
675
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,527
[ Tape rewinding ]
You won't wanna miss...
676
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,454
"Monkeying Around."
[ Monkeys chattering ]
677
00:31:56,331 --> 00:32:06,421
♪♪
678
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,054
Announcer: You didn't ask,
and he doesn't care.
679
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,012
These are...
680
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,564
Wolf: I...
681
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:17,268
I do not get Chris Hemsworth.
682
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,899
I just don't think
he's hot or charismatic.
683
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,306
Like, at all.
684
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,574
Am I wrong?
685
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,986
Well. Just how I feel.
686
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,275
Announcer:
This has been...
687
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:34,038
♪♪
688
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:37,705
Mirren: As human visitors
into the realm of the wild,
689
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:40,706
we underestimate nature
and its inhabitants
690
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,089
at our own peril.
691
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,166
As we have explored so far,
692
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:48,302
animals are passionate,
complex creatures
693
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,760
who can inspire awe
and reverence.
694
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,312
They can also, quite frankly,
695
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,596
sometimes act like
total jackasses.
696
00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:00,811
In the wild,
as in human society,
697
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:05,732
it can be tough to decipher
the line between friend and foe.
698
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:09,364
This is especially true
for a sika deer and a macaque
699
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,362
in the forests of Japan.
700
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,492
Rico: Huh! Easy there, whiskey!
Settle down, girl.
701
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,464
Kwame:
Rico, get off my back,
702
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:20,665
and stop giving me
these cheesy horse names.
703
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,205
My name is Kwame.
704
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:23,879
I don't know what
you're talking about.
705
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:27,047
Rico: Hehp!
Run like the wind, Misty! Kwame: Get off!
706
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,467
Rico: Huhp! Giddy�up,
Ginger Snap! Giddy�up! Kwame: Ow! Rico!
707
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:30,836
Rico:
Settle down, Seabiscuit,
708
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,342
or it's straight
to the glue factory.
709
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,604
Kwame: Get off my...
710
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,055
Rico: Whoops.
Guess you're right.
711
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,595
Sorry, Chestnut.
Boy, get off me.
712
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,809
You play too much.
713
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,599
♪♪
714
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,774
Mirren:
From the woodlands of Japan
715
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:48,283
to the boundless serenity
of the ocean,
716
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,816
there is great beauty
in this world.
717
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,780
♪♪
718
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,911
And to fully embrace it,
719
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:58,118
you must throw caution to the
wind and follow your passion.
720
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,288
Unless your passion is to be
a social�media influencer,
721
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,841
which I think we can all agree
we've quite had enough of those.
722
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,301
This Chilean king crab
723
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:13,128
in the coral reefs
of the Pacific Ocean
724
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:17,264
has found subtle and fascinating
ways to express itself.
725
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,733
[ Telephone line rings ]
726
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,936
Crab mom: Hey, sweetie.
Whatcha doin'?
727
00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:26,357
Crab daughter:
[Breathlessly] Hi, Mom. Just out for a run. What's up?
728
00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:29,146
You remember how I was taking
that creative�writing class?
729
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,940
Oh, yeah. Sure.
730
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,904
Well, I started
writing a book.
731
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,994
That's great. I'm glad
you're trying something new.
732
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,370
Alright.
Gotta get back to this.
733
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,776
Can I read you a little?
734
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,494
Just something
I've been noodling on.
735
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,754
Uh, o�okay.
736
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,575
[ Clears throat ]
737
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,540
"My once�dormant passion
738
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,591
had finally been brought
roaring back to life,
739
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,205
and all because of the
tender touch of...Armando."
740
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:54,554
Whoa, whoa. Stop.
Armando our mailman?!
741
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,341
Oh, that's just coincidence.
742
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,604
"At first, it was just
innocent love notes.
743
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,688
But soon, I ached for
Armando to deliver...more."
744
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,395
I don't wanna hear this!
745
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,515
"I wondered ��
could Armando's package
746
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,822
fit into my mail slot?"
747
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,395
Mom! This is all wrong!
748
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,361
You're right.
It's not graphic enough.
749
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,781
I'll call you back later with
the more X�rated version.
750
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,950
[ Dial tone ]
Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
751
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:25,619
♪♪
752
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,044
Mirren: Spend enough time
in the depths of the ocean,
753
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:33,263
and you may eventually feel that
you are all alone in this world.
754
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,216
Spend five minutes
listening to a guy
755
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,006
talk about his podcast
where he rewatches every episode
756
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,351
of "NCIS: New Orleans,"
757
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:44,097
and you will wish you were
all alone in this world.
758
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,020
But the truth is,
we are not alone,
759
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,650
which is fortuitous, as life on
Earth can be full of obstacles.
760
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:55,820
We journey now
to the Alaskan tundra
761
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,780
to learn that,
in order to triumph
762
00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:00,081
over the wild's many challenges,
763
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:05,655
the sharp�tailed grouse must
rely on the power of teamwork.
764
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,874
[ Shuffling ]
765
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,424
Bird 1: Where is it?
766
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,247
Bird 2:
It's in here somewhere.
767
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,712
You're sure this is where
you last saw your phone?
768
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:17,133
Because if we flew home and
then all the way back here...
769
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,263
Yes. This is where I last
remember having it.
770
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,891
Well, should we try
calling it?
771
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:24,848
Cheryl, I�I can't call it.
I�I don't have my phone!
772
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,389
We'll call it
with my phone!
773
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,854
Let me guess. You didn't
set up "Find My iPhone."
774
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,654
[ Line ringing ]
I did. I�I did.
775
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,478
I just forgot
the password!
776
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,653
[ Click ]
777
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,651
[ Glass shatters ]
778
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:39,863
You paid for
AppleCare, right?
779
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:48,424
♪♪
780
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,325
Mirren: In the wild,
similar species,
781
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,713
and temperaments,
cluster together,
782
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,841
both for protection
783
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:58,928
and occasionally to get a group
discount at the laser�tag place.
784
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:02,385
Whether it be a pride of lions,
a parliament of owls...
785
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,597
or a crap�ton of penguins,
786
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:11,268
animals know that it is vitally
important to find your own gang.
787
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,941
[ Upbeat music plays ]
788
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,359
Made monkey:
For as long as I can remember,
789
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,397
I always wanted
to be a made monkey.
790
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,201
[ Accordion playing ]
791
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:22,615
It was my big day,
the day I got all the bananas,
792
00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:26,035
and everybody came out
to the railing to pay respect.
793
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:29,365
Vinnie Longtail, Tommy Bananas,
and Little Tom.
794
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,922
There was Johnny "Take Your
Daughter to Work" Carbucci,
795
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,166
and his daughter Claire.
796
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,208
Claire:
Hi! How ya doin'?
797
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,341
I saw Curious George,
Paranoid George,
798
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:42,009
Disinterested George,
Suspiciously Curious George...
799
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,510
Monkey: Hey.
What's ya PIN number?
800
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,772
I was a made monkey.
I could do anything.
801
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,806
And none of it
would have happened, kids,
802
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,229
if I didn't remember to floss.
803
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,898
[ Grunting ]
804
00:37:57,567 --> 00:38:05,697
♪♪
805
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:13,500
♪♪
806
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,630
Announcer:
Yes, we're still doing this.
807
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,627
Time for another of our...
808
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,216
Wolf: Honestly,
I actually think it's easier
809
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,259
to pay attention
on Zoom meetings.
810
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,602
I like it.
I really, really like it.
811
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,478
And I'm off.
812
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,385
Announcer:
This has been...
813
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:42,068
♪♪
814
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:45,240
Mirren: Knowing one's strengths
and limitations
815
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:49,120
can be a helpful tool
for survival.
816
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:52,998
Life on this planet
is chaotic and unpredictable.
817
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:56,497
And the chacma baboon
of Botswana knows full well
818
00:38:56,501 --> 00:39:00,421
it is impossible to predict when
a new challenge will sneak up
819
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,091
behind you.
820
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,216
Baboon: Hey, guys,
if I ask you something,
821
00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,682
will you be real with me?
822
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,352
�Oh, yeah, Roy.
�Yeah, Roy, of course.
823
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,850
�You can trust us.
�Yeah. We'll keep it...real.
824
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,363
I'm serious, guys!
Did I sit in bubble gum?
825
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,855
Nathan: Turn around.
Let's see it!
826
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,938
No! Oh, no!
827
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,953
[ Friends laughing ]
828
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,656
It's not funny!
Did I?
829
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,866
[ Laughter ]
830
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,907
[ Breathes deeply ]
831
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,870
But, seriously,
you should see a doctor.
832
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,332
♪♪
833
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:41,463
Mirren: Let's move away
from that troubled baboon.
834
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,052
And not a moment too soon.
835
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,917
The image of whatever
the hell that was
836
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:49,054
is gonna stick with me
for a while.
837
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,643
The very survival of a species
depends upon
838
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:57,229
that most sought�after
of all personalities �� a mate.
839
00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,568
We move now
to the forests of Thailand
840
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:04,145
to discover that even
a noble great hornbill
841
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,822
can be affected
by the complications of romance.
842
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,242
♪♪
843
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,289
Bird: [Whimpering]
She loves me...
844
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:19,670
[ Sobbing ]
845
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,207
She loves me not...
846
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,000
[ Wailing ]
847
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,094
She loves me...
848
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,549
[ Chuckling softly ]
849
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,799
[ Moaning ]
850
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,261
[ Sobbing ]
851
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,011
She loves me not?!
852
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,473
[ Sobbing ]
853
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,893
Hey! Hey, buddy!
Relax!
854
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,063
You don't know
how she feels.
855
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,652
[Shakily]
She...loves me?
856
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,728
Sure. It's possible.
857
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:48,453
Although, and no offense,
but you do seem pretty needy.
858
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,366
[Sobbing]
She loves me not!
859
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:53,486
Look. I don't know!
You're asking me.
860
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:55,703
You're asking the tree.
You're a mess, man!
861
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:58,463
Have some self�respect!
Damn!
862
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,116
[ Sighs heavily ]
863
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,344
Thank you, Jeff.
I needed that.
864
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:06,296
Don't mention it.
You're my friend.
865
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,427
[Shakily]
He...loves me?
866
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,005
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
867
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,930
We don't know each other
that well.
868
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,559
[Sobbing]
He loves me not!
869
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:19,306
Dude, get your [bleep]
together!
870
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:23,360
♪♪
871
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:26,436
Mirren: Our foray into the realm
of our animal friends
872
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,742
now draws to a close,
873
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,816
but join us next time
874
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:33,412
as we weave around
the bend of a river...
875
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:36,578
gaze up at a wondrous sky...
876
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,497
or just watch this guy
pull something out of his ear
877
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,787
and then seriously contemplate
eating it.
878
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:45,551
Oh, my God. Please, no. Cut away
before he actually eats it!
879
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,165
Thank you.
880
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:50,301
Yes, you never know
what you'll see...
881
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:52,389
when nature calls.
882
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:56,555
♪♪
883
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,806
[ Dance music thumping ]
Miles: Okay. That's it.
884
00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:01,638
House party's over. My mom's
gonna be home any minute.
885
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:05,154
Hello? You two
need to leave. Now?
886
00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:07,318
Kyle: Beat it, loser. Can't you
see we're busy over here?
887
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,436
I said...
888
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,204
PARTY OVER!
889
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,695
Kyle: Hey! We're going!
890
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,867
Get out of my house!
No, no, no!
891
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,656
This is my sister's room!
892
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,829
Leave!
[ Frogs screaming ]
893
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:20,288
I don't even know you!
894
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:24,628
We're in the same
homer�o�o�o�oom!
895
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,245
[ Splash ]
896
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:31,845
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