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♫ A mighty fortress is our God
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♫ Of mortal ills prevailing
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♫ For still our ancient foe
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♫ Doth seek to work us woe
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♫ His craft and power are great
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♫ And armed with cruel hate
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♫ On earth is not his equal
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♫ Amen
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- Praise ye the Lord, praise
him with stringed instruments
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and organs, let all that
hath breath praise the Lord.
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And all God's people said.
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- Amen.
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- Very inspirational, thank you very much.
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- Oh thank you, you were great,
you were terrific thank you.
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Remember Anthony this is
the house of the Lord.
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- I know that, his names
on practically everything.
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- That's an alter, not a stage.
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- Not a problem.
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- No unapproved guests.
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- Nope.
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- No eating communion for snacks.
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- Got it.
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- And definitely no pyrotechnics.
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- Pyro.
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- Don't worry Father Burt,
I'll keep my eyes on him.
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- Thank you Ethel.
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I knew I could count on you.
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- What about me?
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- Trevor nice job with the props,
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make sure you go get the camera.
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- Oh I got to fix these doves.
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- Oh I have to go get the pink
lights from the baptismal.
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- Don't touch the holy water,
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I have a feeling you're allergic.
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- Trevor.
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- You know I think its
terrific that you can audition
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for an off Broadway show
by just sending a video.
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- I know, I never thought
I'd have a chance to audition
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for a show in New York.
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- It's not an audition, it's a contest.
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- Oh Trevor it's all the same.
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- Anthony must I remind you
that you've submitted to
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every talent scout known to man?
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- This is different, it's
a legitimate competition.
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- With a $25 entrance fee?
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- Your negativity is not affecting me.
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Everyone will be singing the
same show tunes you always
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hear, I thought of something so creative
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and so unique they'll have to take me.
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- Oh you'll be taken alright, for $25.
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- Again, your negativity
is not affecting me.
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- Oh va va voom.
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Oh that's gonna knock their socks off!
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- Wow.
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- Oh ah ah ah ah.
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And action.
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♫ Living in a castle
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♫ Where all the birds and
rats will do your chores
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♫ Even more they'll
design and craft couture
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♫ Chatting with the mirror
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♫ Who thinks that you are fairer
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♫ Oh and then get a prince
and seven short adoring men
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♫ I don't care if it's all fake
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♫ Or if it's one cheese-ball cliche
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♫ Cause believing in the magic
gets me through another day
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♫ I admit it
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♫ I love Disney every Disney-licious part
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♫ I turn around and damn
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♫ I look up and there I am
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♫ Wishing on a shooting star
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♫ Oh I know it might sound crazy
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♫ But when the wind begins to shift
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♫ I look up to the sky and
hope Miss Marry pops on by
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♫ So I can ask her for a lift
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♫ I admit it I'm a Disney whore
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♫ Oh you know would go dingy
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♫ Flying on a magic thingy
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♫ Flying high through the sky
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♫ Whoa an enchanted carpet ride
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♫ Hanging out with Tarzan
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♫ And walking round the pride land
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♫ Feel the breeze the trees
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♫ Look for the bare necessities
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♫ Every night I light a candle
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♫ Say a bedtime pretty please
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♫ To dear sweet Mr Disney
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♫ The patron saint of dreams
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♫ Oh watch those fireworks
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♫ Climb for a mile
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♫ I don't care how butch you are
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♫ That crap will make you smile
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♫ I admit it I love Disney
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♫ And all the colors of the wind
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♫ I'll grab my best canoe
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♫ Hop in with my pet raccoon
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♫ Then go 'round the river bend
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♫ With a little pixie dust
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♫ And if I can just believe
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♫ They might make an
animated feature about me
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♫ I'll fly to Neverland with Peter
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♫ And I'll swim with Ariel
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♫ Gonna climb a magic bean stalk
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♫ And I'm gonna dance with Belle
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♫ I can go the distance
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♫ Shooting like a meteor
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♫ I will show them what a dream is for
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♫ I admit it
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♫ I'm a Disney whore
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- Oh don't answer that.
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- You've
reached Tony Richardson
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and my brother Aaron lives
here too, you know what to do.
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- Hey Tony, it's Candy.
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I think I might have left
one of my unmentionables
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on your fire escape.
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- Close one.
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- Close one, close two.
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- Hey Tony, it's
Claudette, I was unawares
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of your sleep walking condition,
as when I woke up you were
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no where's to be found.
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- And close three.
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- It's Nicole,
that rash I warned you about
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was just a reaction to
bad shellfish, yeah.
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- Oh my God, thank you.
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- Can you start giving
out your cell number?
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- I don't want them to call me.
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- Then give them a fake number.
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- That would be rude.
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- Yeah, that would be rude.
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Can you at least sift through this crap?
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- Totally.
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- Tony, do you have any motivation at all?
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- Yeah when working out.
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- There's more to life then working out.
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- Hey this body pays
for half your mortgage.
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- Yeah it's a very sad
world we live in when a
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social worker from New York
has to rely on income from
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his brother, the stripper.
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- Hey, wait a minute, I just
won this online contest.
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America's Strip Search, watch this.
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Hi, I'm Tony from New York.
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I look good on camera.
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- Ugh.
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- Girls want me, guys want to be me.
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Mom's love me and don't even
get me started on the grandmas.
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- Not Mrs Delvecio.
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- I'm dogs best friend,
conserving water's important
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to me, I am America's hottest stripper.
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Oh watch this, the best part, ready?
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I could be good or I could be oh so bad.
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The end.
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- Tony how long do you think you can
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make money using just your body?
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- Look I know this is hard to believe
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but I'm not a complete idiot.
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- I never said complete idiot but when you
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apply for your first professional job
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what are they gonna think of your resume?
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- It's always gotten me work
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- In strip clubs.
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- Four across, oh that's gotta be tutu.
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- After shower wear, I think it's robe.
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I don't think most people wear
tutus right after the shower,
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most people.
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- Calling all off Broadway actors.
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- Oh I wonder who that could be.
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- Ethel!
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- There's my shining star.
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- Ethel.
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- Honey how you feeling?
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I can't even imagine, I haven't
been able to sleep at all.
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Ever since I heard you
got that off Broadway show
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I had a little something I
wanted to give you, open it.
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Open it, open it.
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- Okay, oh this is the picture from the
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first show we did together.
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- Peter Pan.
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- And it's a map.
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- Of the New York subway.
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I got this the day I moved to New York,
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on my 21st birthday.
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Now Anthony I went to
New York with big dreams,
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and a small pocket book,
I never booked a show
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but this map represents
the best year of my life.
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- Well I can't accept this.
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- Oh no no, I want you to have
it, it'll be like a little
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piece of me is there with
you while you're gettin' a
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bite out of the Big Apple.
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- Thank you Ethel.
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- Oh you're welcome.
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- Trevor you just have to look at this.
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- Oh.
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- What's this?
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- Looks like a contract to me.
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- Oh business, I'm more
the creative side you know.
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Which reminds me I've got
to start working on the
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church talent show.
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We cannot let Saint Augustine win again.
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I'll see yah, toodle doo.
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- Bye Ethel.
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- Priceless.
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- I can't believe this
is actually happening.
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- You know I honestly
think they might have heard
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about your award for best
three minute comedy monologue
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for all high school
seniors representing the
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south central region of the
greater Montana state division.
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You know even though it was
almost two decades ago it still
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really is an impressive feat
when you think about it.
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- Hey that was a big deal, my reenactment.
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- Stop, don't you think
it's time to take this down
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and replace it with a mirror?
- No!
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Some dogs playing poker.
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- Or the opening night
Playbill you get from my new
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off Broadway show?
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- Anthony I don't think
I'm gonna be able to make
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it to New York.
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- What?
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- It's not that I don't want
to see your show but I just,
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I got my new promotion and they
probably won't let me leave.
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- But the show runs for three months,
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I mean can't you squeeze
in a long weekend?
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Tom your boyfriend.
- Ugh.
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Fine Tom your best friend
just got a show in New York
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and you just can't miss it.
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Trevor it's the first big
thing I've ever checked
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off my dream list.
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- Don't be so disappointed.
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You know if it wasn't
for my job you wouldn't
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have the opportunity to
live the actor's life.
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- Hey, I work.
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- Yeah yeah and on your
pay we could live out our
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soda pop wishes and Mac and Cheese dreams.
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- Well my forms are
complete, it's official.
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- And you read everything before you just
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signed your life away?
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- Yes daddy.
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- Okay I've got all the
contracts returned and signed
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by the performers.
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- Strippers and the off
Broadway performers?
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- Yeah, you know after looking
at the revenue from the
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application fees I can see
why we're casting these
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shows with online contests.
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- That's why we call it show business.
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Having strippers from all
over the country's a perfect
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gimmick for this club, now what
I'm concerned about is this
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little off Broadway thing
you've convinced me to do.
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- Well if you would let
me sit in on casting.
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- Now you want to be a casting director,
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what do you want to be a
producer or a casting director?
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I hired a professional to cast the show.
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Do not touch the casting.
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- By the time we sit in on a
dress rehearsal it's gonna be.
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- I don't need to see shows,
I need to see revenue.
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- Well of course but as
producer you will be.
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- Out of town for the next
three months fundraising.
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- You're not even gonna be here?
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- You make these two shows successful,
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I'll make you a partner.
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Then you can keep producing your art.
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- You really mean that?
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- Make me money.
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- Okay, okay, okay,
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- Then we'll talk.
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- I got it all under control.
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- Money.
- Money!
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Okay!
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Oh balls.
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Theater, stripper, Anthony Richardson.
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♫ When I was young I thought of love
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♫ As something like a dream
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♫ I'd meet a man
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♫ A man who'd make my heart sing
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♫ So foolishly I waited for
my prince to finally show
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♫ But when no one ever
came I vowed to just let go
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♫ And then one day I met your eyes
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♫ And there was something more
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♫ A feeling that I had not felt before
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♫ My knees went weak
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♫ I couldn't breathe
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♫ I thought this can't be true
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♫ I found true love the
day that I found you
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♫ I found true love the
day that I found you
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- Hey sorry I'm late but
I can just jump right in.
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- You're not late
gorgeous, we're just early.
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- Now that we've all
finally arrived I'd like to
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welcome the original
off Broadway cast of the
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complete and unabridged history
of American musical theater
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in 90 minutes or less, the musical!
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I'm Bob your producer
and this is your director
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and choreographer Michael.
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- Thank you, we have a lot
of work to do before we open,
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so everyone get ready to dance.
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- I love that motivation,
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can't wait to see you all opening night.
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- Rita, we'll stage your number tomorrow.
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Everyone put on your dancing shoes,
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I know you were all cast
by online submissions
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but I can't wait to see what
we actually have to work with.
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Everybody get your tushes on stage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cute kicks.
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- Oh thanks.
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- Where's your dancing shoes?
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- The dog ate them?
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- Alright, here we go.
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Starting on the right foot and
step, shuffle, step, shuffle,
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step, shuffle, step.
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Flap, ball change, flap, flap.
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Step, shuffle, ball
change, step, step and wing
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and paddle and paddle,
step, step, pull back,
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and step shuffle, step
shuffle, step shuffle, step.
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Flap, ball change, flap, flap,
step shuffle, ball change
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and wing and paddle,
paddle, step step, and wing.
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Good, again.
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Oh!
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Are we not dancing today?
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- I'm just soaking it in.
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- So am I honey, so am I.
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- Okay can I have your attention please?
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Come on, thank you, thanks.
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My name's Bob and I'd like
to welcome all of you here.
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- Are you our director?
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- Actually I'm one of your producers.
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Kelsey is your director
but he's busy finishing
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another project across town today,
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however I'm leaving you
in very capable hands.
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This is Lee.
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Lee's worked with Kelsey before
and he's agreed to get you
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situated, they're all yours.
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- Thank you.
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- Hey guys, congratulations
to you and me for being
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America's hottest strippers.
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Now Kelsey wants you to
remember that when you're
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themeing your strip numbers
that we're from all over
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the country so really play
up something that your
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specific state is known for.
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- What does this have
to do with the musical?
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- He's funny.
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- I have a problem.
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- Yes, malnutrition.
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- You're Anthony
Richardson, is that right?
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00:19:27,515 --> 00:19:29,803
- Yeah but this isn't
what I auditioned for.
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I didn't even feel comfortable
taking my shirt off
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in South Pacific.
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- I'm not really sure what that means
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but you read your contract.
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00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:38,986
- Well I read all the
rules to the contest.
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- Most strippers do, strip.
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00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:45,546
- Don't worry Anthony,
it's just rookie jitters,
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I'll help you out.
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Alright guys, Kelsey wants us
all to remember your numbers
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have to have something about
your state pride in them
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and Kelsey will need the music
for that number in tomorrow's
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rehearsal and the Broadway Barn
is having a warehouse sale.
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Check them out, we'll see you tomorrow
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and welcome to New York.
356
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That's good, it's good deal.
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Anthony.
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Alright first we have to
pick a stripper name for you.
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- I don't even think we have strippers
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in Big Timber Montana.
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00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,383
- Big Timber, are you serious?
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- Huh?
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00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:31,026
- Oh you don't get it, well
let's think, Big Timber,
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big, long, long wood, Anthony
Longwood, it's perfect!
365
00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:39,015
- You know I just don't know
about the stripper thing.
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- You don't really have a
choice unless you want to
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pay your contract penalty
and buy your own ticket home.
368
00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:44,956
- I can't go home, everyone
thinks I'm in a show
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for the next three months.
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00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,175
- Well if you're not stripping
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how are you gonna afford New York?
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Rent alone is like 1.500 bucks.
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00:20:50,495 --> 00:20:52,135
- Well maybe I could
audition for another show.
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00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:54,855
- How many shows have
you booked in New York?
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00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:57,755
Exactly, just come to the
costume warehouse with me.
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I'll take care of you.
377
00:21:00,486 --> 00:21:03,068
- Well I do need a new top hat.
378
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:19,615
- How's your new stripper job going?
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00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:24,246
- I think you mean how's
my new musical job going.
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- Musical?
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- Yep.
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00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:29,793
- Like musical musical?
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- Uh huh.
384
00:21:32,356 --> 00:21:33,188
- Why?
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00:21:34,636 --> 00:21:36,606
- Shit I'm out of beer.
386
00:21:36,606 --> 00:21:40,773
- Okay for every answer you
give me I will give you a beer.
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00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,886
- Go on.
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00:21:45,886 --> 00:21:48,553
- Alright, how did you get cast?
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00:21:50,716 --> 00:21:53,895
- Not sure, I think my video submission
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got somebody's attention.
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- Have they heard you sing?
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00:21:59,636 --> 00:22:02,218
- Not yet, it'll be a surprise.
393
00:22:03,086 --> 00:22:04,495
- These are professionals,
don't you think they're
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00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:07,245
gonna catch on to you eventually?
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00:22:10,866 --> 00:22:13,566
- I had them eating out
of the palm of my hand.
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00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,975
- Why are you insisting on this?
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00:22:15,975 --> 00:22:17,143
Where are you going?
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I am not done.
399
00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:22,336
- Yeah you are, all I
wanted was three beers.
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00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:28,225
- I wish I had this costume
access at the church in Montana.
401
00:22:28,225 --> 00:22:31,308
Oh my gosh, this place is incredible.
402
00:22:32,763 --> 00:22:34,763
Oh oh, a sailor suit!
403
00:22:34,763 --> 00:22:36,935
- That's not what we're
here for Anthony, focus.
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00:22:36,935 --> 00:22:40,513
- I could do something from Anything Goes.
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00:22:40,513 --> 00:22:42,323
Cole Porter?
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00:22:42,323 --> 00:22:43,523
It's a musical.
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00:22:43,523 --> 00:22:46,586
- Oh sorry, I don't know
that much about musicals
408
00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:49,306
but what I do know is there
aren't many sailors in Montana
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00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:51,363
being that it's a
landlocked state and all.
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00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:54,193
- Oh but you're from California,
you could be a sailor.
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00:22:54,193 --> 00:22:55,266
- I already have my number.
412
00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:56,866
- Well if you change your
mind you'd be perfect.
413
00:22:56,866 --> 00:22:59,541
There's so many great sailor
songs out there to sing.
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00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,043
- I can't really sing.
415
00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:05,211
- Everyone can sing, it just
takes finding the right song.
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00:23:07,023 --> 00:23:10,356
♫ The world needs music
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00:23:12,095 --> 00:23:13,463
- It has music.
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00:23:13,463 --> 00:23:16,546
♫ No as in a musical
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00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,273
- Oh.
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00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,593
♫ Like food and water
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00:23:21,593 --> 00:23:23,683
- Shh, people are staring.
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00:23:23,683 --> 00:23:26,095
♫ It is intrinsical
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00:23:26,095 --> 00:23:27,335
- That's not even a word.
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00:23:27,335 --> 00:23:29,373
♫ Everyone knows human beings have certain
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00:23:29,373 --> 00:23:31,953
♫ Essentials in order to live
426
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:34,255
♫ But beyond just the minimal day to day
427
00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:38,473
♫ Stipend of eh I am positive is
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00:23:38,473 --> 00:23:41,806
♫ That this world needs
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00:23:42,691 --> 00:23:43,540
- Music.
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00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:47,151
♫ Yes but in a constant stream
431
00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:49,791
♫ Alive in daytime
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00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:53,771
♫ Not simply lost in dreams
433
00:23:53,771 --> 00:23:55,991
♫ And then someday when
everyone's handed their score
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♫ In libretto then maybe you'll find
435
00:23:59,156 --> 00:24:01,928
♫ This almost whole world
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00:24:01,928 --> 00:24:05,345
♫ Embrace all human kind
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00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,990
- Very nice, are you done?
438
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,540
♫ No quite this world needs music
439
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:15,890
♫ Each day I live to
see would just be better
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00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:18,370
♫ With four part harmony
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00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:21,151
♫ Oklahoma is probably not the first state
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00:24:21,151 --> 00:24:23,050
♫ That a musical brings to your mind
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♫ Yeehaw
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♫ That in the first truly American musical
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00:24:26,191 --> 00:24:29,060
♫ Comedy you're sure to find
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00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:33,226
♫ That oh what a beautiful morning
447
00:24:34,198 --> 00:24:38,366
♫ Music queue in the oohs
and ahhs of backstage chorus
448
00:24:40,411 --> 00:24:43,651
♫ Is sure to cure the blahs
449
00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:46,151
♫ So that on the day
everyone's handed their score
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♫ In libretto we surely will see
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♫ Altos and bases
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♫ Tenor sopranos
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♫ Live in harmony
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- Oh my God oh my God
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♫ Sing my angel of musicals
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00:25:02,308 --> 00:25:04,558
♫ Play a pipe organ then
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00:25:04,558 --> 00:25:06,888
♫ Light some more candles ha ha
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00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:09,768
♫ To brighten up my den
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00:25:09,768 --> 00:25:12,158
♫ Andrew Lloyd Webber
knows writing a musical
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00:25:12,158 --> 00:25:14,538
♫ Can be an art form which that
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00:25:14,538 --> 00:25:17,018
♫ Isn't limited to
struggling dictators wives
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♫ Deformed phantoms or trains even cats
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♫ Meow meow meow meow meow
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♫ Meow meow meow meow meow
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♫ I love musicals
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♫ Meow meow meow meow meow
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00:25:31,721 --> 00:25:32,553
- Ow!
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00:25:32,553 --> 00:25:34,830
♫ No matter how this world attacks us
469
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:37,366
♫ And no matter what they say
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♫ We can warm up stretch and belt out
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00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,488
♫ I sing another day
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00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:06,096
♫ When the hills are alive
with the sound of music
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00:26:07,618 --> 00:26:09,498
♫ Of all life's moments
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00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:11,858
♫ Then even our off days
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00:26:11,858 --> 00:26:14,018
♫ Would soon become a 10
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00:26:14,018 --> 00:26:15,870
♫ Thank you Rodgers and Hammerstein
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00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:16,990
♫ Who would have thought
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00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:19,018
♫ That a winning equation would be
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00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:21,750
♫ Seven motherless children
a heartbroken captain
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00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,333
♫ A nun and a singing Nazi
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00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:32,830
♫ Nothings off limits
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00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:35,401
♫ Like as in cabaret
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00:26:35,401 --> 00:26:37,561
♫ Although there's Nazis
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00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:40,568
♫ The end seems bright and gay
485
00:26:40,568 --> 00:26:42,738
♫ No matter how this world attacks you
486
00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:44,848
♫ And no matter what they say
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00:26:44,848 --> 00:26:46,068
♫ We will form a
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00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:50,946
♫ We sing another day
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00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:09,923
♫ The world needs music
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00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:16,528
♫ 'Cause you're not fully dressed
491
00:27:16,528 --> 00:27:18,848
♫ Until some orphans
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00:27:18,848 --> 00:27:21,268
♫ Have sung and danced their best
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00:27:21,268 --> 00:27:23,448
♫ Infused with magic
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00:27:23,448 --> 00:27:25,470
♫ And life is better 'cause
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00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:27,498
♫ The vocal soundtrack
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00:27:27,498 --> 00:27:29,308
♫ Is sung by folks from Oz
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00:27:29,308 --> 00:27:31,106
♫ Now add some muppets
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00:27:31,106 --> 00:27:32,546
♫ From Avenue A to Z
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00:27:32,546 --> 00:27:34,125
♫ Then just mean curse words
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00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:37,541
♫ Come on play on for me
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00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:42,485
♫ Despite the threat of war or famine
502
00:27:42,485 --> 00:27:45,306
♫ Against all the bourgeois
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00:27:45,306 --> 00:27:48,546
♫ We will not be miserable
504
00:27:48,546 --> 00:27:51,296
♫ We sing anther
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00:27:52,226 --> 00:27:56,546
♫ Do you hear the people sing
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00:27:56,546 --> 00:27:58,296
♫ Ah
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00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,775
- I don't know what just happened but.
508
00:28:07,775 --> 00:28:11,688
- I know, I don't usually get
such great backup in Montana.
509
00:28:11,688 --> 00:28:14,176
- Can we please just
focus on your costume?
510
00:28:14,176 --> 00:28:15,556
- Oh sure,
511
00:28:15,556 --> 00:28:18,396
is there anything specific
I should be looking for?
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00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:19,653
- It just needs to be made of fabric
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00:28:19,653 --> 00:28:22,616
that we could put Velcro on.
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00:28:22,616 --> 00:28:24,448
Well yippee yo ki yay.
515
00:28:26,355 --> 00:28:29,585
- In our 2002 Our Lady of
the Plains annual talent show
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00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:33,258
I brought down the house with
the song Ragtime Cowboy Joe.
517
00:28:33,258 --> 00:28:35,785
- I'll listen to it and
I'll see what I can do.
518
00:28:39,408 --> 00:28:43,491
- Oh it's my boyfriend
Trevor, I gotta take this.
519
00:28:46,046 --> 00:28:48,848
Hey Trevor, I was just
getting ready to call you.
520
00:28:48,848 --> 00:28:49,858
- Is everything okay?
521
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,776
- Yeah, yeah I'm great, super even.
522
00:28:54,298 --> 00:28:58,648
I hate to ask you but could
you send me some money?
523
00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,626
- How much money do you need?
524
00:29:00,626 --> 00:29:02,858
- Well $1.500 should do it.
525
00:29:02,858 --> 00:29:05,858
- What exactly will $1.500 be doing?
526
00:29:06,858 --> 00:29:09,396
- Oh I've been mugged.
527
00:29:09,396 --> 00:29:11,306
- Oh my God, are you okay?
528
00:29:11,306 --> 00:29:13,426
How are you even getting around the city?
529
00:29:13,426 --> 00:29:17,536
- I still have my wallet,
they just stole my suitcase.
530
00:29:17,536 --> 00:29:19,845
My screaming scared them away.
531
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:20,866
- Do you still have your man bag with
532
00:29:20,866 --> 00:29:22,336
Ethel's treasure map in it?
533
00:29:22,336 --> 00:29:23,856
- As luck would have it yes.
534
00:29:23,856 --> 00:29:26,556
- Good, I figured you might
have some kind of emergency
535
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,803
so I hid $500 in the inside pocket.
536
00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:31,803
Just use that until your next payday.
537
00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:35,303
- Yep there it is, um well crisis averted.
538
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,901
- Crisis averted.
539
00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:44,395
- Oh you know my break
is over, I have to go.
540
00:29:45,645 --> 00:29:47,365
- I miss you Anthony.
541
00:29:47,365 --> 00:29:48,781
- I miss you too.
542
00:29:54,185 --> 00:29:56,365
- Well you have enough money to go home,
543
00:29:56,365 --> 00:29:57,533
I guess you're all set then.
544
00:29:57,533 --> 00:30:00,426
- Yeah right this is home,
545
00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:02,796
at least for the next few months.
546
00:30:02,796 --> 00:30:04,945
- What if you just told
your boyfriend the truth?
547
00:30:04,945 --> 00:30:08,768
- Trevor, oh no, he'd never
trust me to do anything again.
548
00:30:08,768 --> 00:30:12,698
Besides I'm in New York City,
I have one chance to make it.
549
00:30:12,698 --> 00:30:14,288
- How are you gonna pay for it?
550
00:30:14,288 --> 00:30:15,705
- I have my ways.
551
00:30:17,121 --> 00:30:18,871
Thanks for your help.
552
00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:24,210
- You're welcome.
553
00:30:31,811 --> 00:30:33,113
- Quick cash?
554
00:30:33,113 --> 00:30:34,183
- Sperm.
555
00:30:34,183 --> 00:30:35,266
- No, really?
556
00:30:36,943 --> 00:30:40,293
- We are a sperm bank so we
pretty much just collect sperm.
557
00:30:40,293 --> 00:30:42,933
- Is there anything else
I could donate instead?
558
00:30:42,933 --> 00:30:44,016
- Sperm bank.
559
00:30:47,823 --> 00:30:49,333
- How much does it pay?
560
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:52,440
- Well that depends, is your
junk highly sought after.
561
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,413
- How would I know that?
562
00:30:53,413 --> 00:30:56,623
- Let's file a quick evaluation shall we.
563
00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:59,706
- Social economic level, upper lower.
564
00:31:01,473 --> 00:31:02,383
- What are you doing?
565
00:31:02,383 --> 00:31:04,503
- Filling out your
application like you asked.
566
00:31:04,503 --> 00:31:08,161
Ugh, you must have a bad
memory, minus three points.
567
00:31:08,161 --> 00:31:09,353
- You're grading me?
568
00:31:09,353 --> 00:31:11,733
- Just a standard form, how tall are you?
569
00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:12,703
- Five foot three.
570
00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:13,536
- Oh.
571
00:31:13,536 --> 00:31:14,368
- What?
572
00:31:14,368 --> 00:31:16,291
- Well you say baby making is primal,
573
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,013
it goes back to caveman times
when a woman looked for the
574
00:31:19,013 --> 00:31:22,133
strongest mate to ensure the
survival of her offspring.
575
00:31:22,133 --> 00:31:24,143
So we're looking for
tall, dark and handsome,
576
00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:27,643
well you're short and pale and minus five.
577
00:31:29,103 --> 00:31:30,013
- But but, I.
578
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,663
- Stuttering, oh that's gonna cost yah.
579
00:31:32,663 --> 00:31:35,333
- I don't stutter, you
just made me nervous.
580
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:38,731
- Anxiety issues, oh
we are not doing well.
581
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,271
- I'm sure I have positive qualities
582
00:31:40,271 --> 00:31:41,743
people would want in a kid.
583
00:31:41,743 --> 00:31:43,493
I have a background in the arts.
584
00:31:43,493 --> 00:31:46,243
- Oh an artist, in New York City.
585
00:31:48,293 --> 00:31:50,511
Go on, do you have any special talents
586
00:31:50,511 --> 00:31:52,693
or awards that I should know about?
587
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:56,051
- Well I did win an award for
the best three minute comedy
588
00:31:56,051 --> 00:31:59,133
monologue for all high
school seniors representing
589
00:31:59,133 --> 00:32:01,613
the south central region
of the greater Montana
590
00:32:01,613 --> 00:32:02,781
state division.
591
00:32:06,281 --> 00:32:08,213
- Oh you're serious.
592
00:32:08,213 --> 00:32:11,441
Oh well that is practically
like you won an Emmy.
593
00:32:11,441 --> 00:32:13,241
- Can you just tell me
how many donations I need
594
00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:15,041
to make $1.500?
595
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:18,961
- $1.500, here fill a hundred of these.
596
00:32:18,961 --> 00:32:19,795
Next!
597
00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:31,590
♫ I love you with a song that's true dear
598
00:32:32,581 --> 00:32:37,463
♫ I love you with a song that's new
599
00:32:37,463 --> 00:32:39,001
♫ Hear my song
600
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:41,183
♫ I sing of love that's pure
601
00:32:41,183 --> 00:32:45,038
♫ My songs an overture unto a symphony
602
00:32:45,038 --> 00:32:48,038
♫ Of life long love
603
00:32:49,890 --> 00:32:54,056
♫ I freaking love you did I mention
604
00:32:56,398 --> 00:33:00,316
♫ I really like a lot love you
605
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:08,230
♫ Love love
606
00:33:14,928 --> 00:33:16,428
- Oh come on!
607
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,610
- Love it, love it, love it!
608
00:33:18,610 --> 00:33:20,108
Thanks everyone.
609
00:33:20,108 --> 00:33:21,908
- I think I'm hurt.
610
00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:23,826
- Take a 10, everybody!
611
00:33:25,936 --> 00:33:26,810
- Help.
612
00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:28,348
- Hate it, hate it, hate it.
613
00:33:28,348 --> 00:33:29,758
What are you doing Michael?
614
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:33,858
- Well don't look at me, I
didn't cast this abomination.
615
00:33:33,858 --> 00:33:35,628
With a few casting tweaks.
616
00:33:35,628 --> 00:33:37,461
- No no no, no tweaks.
617
00:33:39,038 --> 00:33:43,581
Look Michael, you're brilliant,
you know you're brilliant,
618
00:33:43,581 --> 00:33:46,038
I certainly know you're
brilliant, however what you're
619
00:33:46,038 --> 00:33:49,398
doing with the show is not brilliant.
620
00:33:49,398 --> 00:33:52,981
Make it work or you'll
be looking for work.
621
00:33:58,438 --> 00:33:59,271
- Tony!
622
00:34:01,378 --> 00:34:04,045
Can I talk to you for a minute?!
623
00:34:06,618 --> 00:34:08,201
- What do you need?
624
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,181
- Tony, you look good.
625
00:34:12,778 --> 00:34:14,348
You know you look good,
626
00:34:14,348 --> 00:34:16,998
I certainly know you look good.
627
00:34:16,998 --> 00:34:21,166
However you're not making
my choreography look good.
628
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:25,376
I love you kid, but I
love my choreography more,
629
00:34:25,376 --> 00:34:26,460
make it work.
630
00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:32,170
Dear God make it work.
631
00:34:36,736 --> 00:34:40,525
- Hey, so you're a pretty good dancer huh?
632
00:34:40,525 --> 00:34:42,078
- Oh you think I'm pretty.
633
00:34:42,078 --> 00:34:43,958
- You're only best in the entire show.
634
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,626
- Oh well flattery will
get you everywhere.
635
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,576
You know if you ever need help.
636
00:34:48,576 --> 00:34:50,428
- How are my show boys doing?
637
00:34:50,428 --> 00:34:53,566
- Oh you're barking up the wrong
tree sweetheart, we're gay.
638
00:34:53,566 --> 00:34:55,268
- I'm straight.
639
00:34:55,268 --> 00:34:57,776
- A straight male musical
theater performer?
640
00:34:57,776 --> 00:35:01,068
A straight hot male
musical theater performer?
641
00:35:01,068 --> 00:35:02,606
- Yeah.
642
00:35:02,606 --> 00:35:04,788
- Too bad, I was gonna offer you some
643
00:35:04,788 --> 00:35:06,406
personal dance instruction.
644
00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:09,566
- Oh well I'm bi, yeah, I'm bi.
645
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:10,788
- Bi huh?
646
00:35:10,788 --> 00:35:12,038
So you're saying you can't decide between
647
00:35:12,038 --> 00:35:13,518
the melons and bananas?
648
00:35:13,518 --> 00:35:15,056
- Well I know sexy when I see it.
649
00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:17,206
- Okay, I'm gonna get some water.
650
00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:19,203
- Flitter away ballarino.
651
00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:20,871
- Oh but hurry back.
652
00:35:22,696 --> 00:35:24,028
- Weren't you getting water?
653
00:35:24,028 --> 00:35:26,396
- Yeah, but I'll be back.
654
00:35:26,396 --> 00:35:27,966
Tony would you like some water?
655
00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:29,216
- Sure.
656
00:35:29,216 --> 00:35:31,550
- I'm fine, all good thanks.
657
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:41,536
- Wow, well um, how exactly
long are rehearsals.
658
00:35:43,248 --> 00:35:45,248
- I'm guessing you haven't
done many musicals.
659
00:35:45,248 --> 00:35:46,081
- No.
660
00:35:46,081 --> 00:35:46,915
- How tragic.
661
00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:48,831
- I'm more of a dancer.
662
00:35:49,788 --> 00:35:53,478
- I'd say you're more
of a hottie mchotterson.
663
00:35:53,478 --> 00:35:57,318
I can help you privately
with the vocals, call me.
664
00:35:57,318 --> 00:35:59,548
- You're a fire eater?
665
00:35:59,548 --> 00:36:01,631
- I can swallow anything.
666
00:36:03,508 --> 00:36:04,675
- Here you go.
667
00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:07,221
- So you said you can help me with
668
00:36:07,221 --> 00:36:08,841
some private dance instruction.
669
00:36:08,841 --> 00:36:13,273
- I did, tomorrow you buy me
lunch, well have a manicure
670
00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:15,603
and we'll fix your eyebrows.
671
00:36:15,603 --> 00:36:17,161
It'll be fabulous.
672
00:36:17,161 --> 00:36:19,333
- Well could we maybe start
on stuff with the show first?
673
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,583
- Eh, sure sure, good idea.
674
00:36:22,573 --> 00:36:23,406
- Good.
675
00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:32,201
Look you're the one who told
me to make a career change.
676
00:36:32,201 --> 00:36:35,453
Okay this was handed to me
so I figured why not take it?
677
00:36:35,453 --> 00:36:37,853
- When I was talking
about a legitimate career
678
00:36:37,853 --> 00:36:40,633
I really didn't mean the theater.
679
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,461
- I'm gonna make this work.
680
00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:43,931
- But why this?
681
00:36:43,931 --> 00:36:47,341
- 'Cause I don't want to end
up being a 40 year old joke.
682
00:36:47,341 --> 00:36:48,763
Peter's a really good dancer.
683
00:36:48,763 --> 00:36:50,073
- So you're using him?
684
00:36:50,073 --> 00:36:50,906
- Whatever.
685
00:36:50,906 --> 00:36:53,813
- It is one thing to bounce
from girl to girl every night
686
00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:55,833
but you have to work these people.
687
00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:57,493
- It's harmless Aaron.
688
00:36:58,573 --> 00:37:00,406
- Your victim is here.
689
00:37:08,301 --> 00:37:09,461
- Hi Tony.
690
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:10,683
- Thanks for coming.
691
00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:13,671
- Well looks like somebody's
ready to rehearse.
692
00:37:13,671 --> 00:37:16,191
- You don't think it's too tight?
693
00:37:16,191 --> 00:37:18,643
- I think it's perfect.
694
00:37:18,643 --> 00:37:20,493
- As long as you say so,
695
00:37:20,493 --> 00:37:23,101
I'm new to this whole dancing thing.
696
00:37:23,101 --> 00:37:27,268
- Well you're not a strong
dancer but you are strong.
697
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:31,986
Now we need to work on your pirouette.
698
00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:34,398
- My pair of what?
699
00:37:34,398 --> 00:37:36,981
- A pirouette, watch and learn.
700
00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:41,341
- Oh the spinny thing.
701
00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:43,258
- Yeah.
- Yeah I got it.
702
00:37:46,261 --> 00:37:47,678
- Oh hi.
- Thanks.
703
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,468
- You gotta spot.
704
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:51,301
- Where?
705
00:37:51,301 --> 00:37:55,438
- No, oh skip it, let's do the
choreography from the show.
706
00:37:55,438 --> 00:37:58,638
Love Song, and five six seven eight.
707
00:37:58,638 --> 00:37:59,638
In out, yes.
708
00:38:02,438 --> 00:38:05,173
- Shit, she's early, you gotta go.
709
00:38:05,173 --> 00:38:06,516
- Oh but I just got here.
710
00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:09,476
- I know but there's some
stuff I need to take care of,
711
00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:11,305
you know business stuff.
712
00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:12,373
Can you come back tomorrow?
713
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:16,098
- I'll come back every single
day, what are you doing?
714
00:38:16,098 --> 00:38:17,628
- You're gonna use the private staircase.
715
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,236
- Yeah but what's wrong with
the stairs that I came in?
716
00:38:19,236 --> 00:38:21,818
- They're painting the hallway.
717
00:38:25,006 --> 00:38:26,896
Rita, just use the stairs,
718
00:38:26,896 --> 00:38:29,730
the elevators broken, fifth floor.
719
00:38:38,908 --> 00:38:39,741
- Shit.
720
00:38:55,716 --> 00:38:58,046
Hello new student.
721
00:38:58,046 --> 00:38:59,628
- Wow, you look hot.
722
00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,268
- What, this old thing?
723
00:39:01,268 --> 00:39:04,596
It's just a, you have a piano?
724
00:39:04,596 --> 00:39:07,476
- Yeah, great aunt Bea just
left it to my brother Aaron.
725
00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:08,846
- Would have been nice
to know before dragging
726
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,845
this all over God's creation.
727
00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:14,656
Stand up straight, spit out your gum.
728
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,156
Let's get started.
729
00:39:18,466 --> 00:39:21,428
- Okay, I think I liked old Rita better.
730
00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:24,806
- She just left, let's start with scales.
731
00:39:32,526 --> 00:39:33,358
- Nicely done.
732
00:39:33,358 --> 00:39:35,191
- No, repeat after me.
733
00:39:49,946 --> 00:39:53,516
- You can sing it in your own octave.
734
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,615
Do me a favor, when they
give you a solo in the show,
735
00:39:56,615 --> 00:39:59,616
pretend you have laryngitis
and it'll buy us a few days.
736
00:39:59,616 --> 00:40:00,496
- I thought you were gonna teach me
737
00:40:00,496 --> 00:40:03,068
how to sing a song with words.
738
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,908
- Are you saying you've
never sung a song before?
739
00:40:05,908 --> 00:40:06,816
- Why would I do that?
740
00:40:06,816 --> 00:40:08,655
- I don't know, out of happiness.
741
00:40:08,655 --> 00:40:10,816
To express yourself!
742
00:40:10,816 --> 00:40:13,983
To shine light in a world of darkness.
743
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,478
To impress the chicks.
744
00:40:17,478 --> 00:40:19,488
- I usually just impress
chicks with my body.
745
00:40:19,488 --> 00:40:21,228
- I can see how that might work.
746
00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:25,395
But how are you going to
impress a cultured girl like me?
747
00:40:36,798 --> 00:40:39,008
- Alright, here we go.
748
00:40:39,008 --> 00:40:43,176
♫ There was a time a mythical time
749
00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:48,315
♫ A time called the Golden Age
750
00:40:50,808 --> 00:40:54,976
♫ And there were songs
such memorable songs
751
00:40:56,238 --> 00:41:00,405
♫ That flowed from a Broadway stage
752
00:41:10,758 --> 00:41:14,925
♫ Nowadays the performance
style is to never over do it
753
00:41:15,856 --> 00:41:19,358
♫ The minute that you
get too big and cheesy
754
00:41:19,358 --> 00:41:21,358
♫ Man you blew it
755
00:41:21,358 --> 00:41:23,808
♫ If you want to add some emotional weight
756
00:41:23,808 --> 00:41:24,888
♫ Just talk at a pitch
757
00:41:24,888 --> 00:41:26,700
♫ 'Cause the pain is too great
758
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:29,308
♫ And the thing that
makes you sure to book
759
00:41:29,308 --> 00:41:33,475
♫ Is to use a subtle distant look
760
00:41:34,638 --> 00:41:36,503
♫ It's so fun performing in
761
00:41:36,503 --> 00:41:40,285
♫ Contemporary musical theater shows
762
00:41:40,285 --> 00:41:42,115
♫ You can stand real still
763
00:41:42,115 --> 00:41:45,783
♫ And then occasionally
strike a little pose
764
00:41:45,783 --> 00:41:48,851
♫ It's a bit like movie acting
765
00:41:48,851 --> 00:41:51,743
♫ Broadway arms are just distracting
766
00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:55,013
♫ From the information
packed in these contemporary
767
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,813
♫ Musical theater shows
768
00:41:57,813 --> 00:42:02,743
♫ La la la la la la la la la la la la
769
00:42:02,743 --> 00:42:04,661
♫ Wait
770
00:42:05,933 --> 00:42:09,263
♫ Maybe having everything so scripted
771
00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:11,445
♫ Has it's flaws
772
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,715
♫ But now's not the time or place
773
00:42:13,715 --> 00:42:17,833
♫ To work that out because
774
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:19,693
♫ This is an example of
775
00:42:19,693 --> 00:42:22,995
♫ Contemporary musical theater style
776
00:42:22,995 --> 00:42:25,483
♫ Check your watch and you'll discover
777
00:42:25,483 --> 00:42:28,771
♫ That this number has
been going for a while
778
00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:31,351
♫ When the story keeps extending
779
00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:35,173
♫ Every song is never ending
780
00:42:35,173 --> 00:42:37,511
♫ And then there is the tag
781
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:40,303
♫ With a different musical theme
782
00:42:40,303 --> 00:42:42,881
♫ The coda mustn't drag
783
00:42:42,881 --> 00:42:45,363
♫ So I start to pick up steam
784
00:42:45,363 --> 00:42:48,183
♫ For a finale that is certain
785
00:42:48,183 --> 00:42:50,483
♫ A lowering of the curtain
786
00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:53,063
♫ I big loud rift out
787
00:42:53,063 --> 00:42:57,231
♫ Contemporary musical theater note
788
00:43:00,653 --> 00:43:02,653
♫ Ah ah
789
00:43:10,163 --> 00:43:12,263
- Anthony, what are you doing here?
790
00:43:12,263 --> 00:43:13,813
- I still have a few details to work out
791
00:43:13,813 --> 00:43:14,841
and then I'm out of here.
792
00:43:14,841 --> 00:43:15,750
- Alright everyone, let's start rehearsing
793
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:17,333
the opening number.
794
00:43:19,093 --> 00:43:21,123
- Just follow them, you'll get it.
795
00:43:21,123 --> 00:43:22,951
- It goes like this, here we go and
796
00:43:22,951 --> 00:43:26,983
march, march, up and down,
and scoot it and scoot it,
797
00:43:26,983 --> 00:43:28,903
now show the muscles boys.
798
00:43:28,903 --> 00:43:30,840
Now whip it, and turn it.
799
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,843
- He really knows how to dance.
800
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:32,676
- Of course he does,
801
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:35,063
he's won tons of awards in choreography.
802
00:43:35,063 --> 00:43:36,653
You know strippers do dance.
803
00:43:36,653 --> 00:43:39,781
I was a professional ballet dancer.
804
00:43:39,781 --> 00:43:41,923
- Then why are you stripping?
805
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,283
- Because I needed some cash.
806
00:43:44,283 --> 00:43:47,443
- Don't feel overwhelmed boys,
we have all day to get it.
807
00:43:47,443 --> 00:43:50,203
From the top, five, six, seven, eight.
808
00:43:50,203 --> 00:43:52,253
And march march, up and down.
809
00:43:52,253 --> 00:43:54,170
- And I life from here?
810
00:43:55,901 --> 00:43:56,965
Oh I don't even do this move in the show.
811
00:43:56,965 --> 00:44:00,473
- Sorry I'm early I'm just so excited.
812
00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:01,806
What's going on?
813
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:05,376
- Nothing, nothing at all.
814
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:07,465
- Peter and were just hanging out.
815
00:44:07,465 --> 00:44:08,676
- Why are you wearing that?
816
00:44:08,676 --> 00:44:09,510
- What?
817
00:44:09,510 --> 00:44:11,866
'Cause Peter thought
that it would be perfect
818
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,165
for those things that I have to do.
819
00:44:13,165 --> 00:44:15,796
- That's not important,
what are you doing here?
820
00:44:15,796 --> 00:44:19,536
- I was just coming by for our date.
821
00:44:19,536 --> 00:44:21,586
Aaron was leaving and he let me in.
822
00:44:21,586 --> 00:44:23,336
I thought it was just
gonna be the two of us.
823
00:44:23,336 --> 00:44:24,346
- You're dating Rita.
824
00:44:24,346 --> 00:44:26,065
- He's crazy about me.
825
00:44:26,065 --> 00:44:28,203
All I can say is that
the last time I was here
826
00:44:28,203 --> 00:44:31,426
there were a lot of ohhs and
ahhs, weren't there Tony?
827
00:44:31,426 --> 00:44:34,586
- Rita means is I was singing
and she was like ohh, ahh.
828
00:44:34,586 --> 00:44:36,095
- I know what that bitch means.
829
00:44:36,095 --> 00:44:37,725
- Back off Mary, he's mine.
830
00:44:37,725 --> 00:44:40,373
- Rita, you better watch your back
831
00:44:40,373 --> 00:44:44,605
because I believe in equal
rights and I will hit a girl.
832
00:44:44,605 --> 00:44:45,438
- Hey.
833
00:44:45,438 --> 00:44:49,521
- Oh with your big strong
muscles, I'm so scared.
834
00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:52,563
- Oh!
835
00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:54,035
- What?
- Ow!
836
00:44:54,035 --> 00:44:56,475
- How do you like this, ow ow.
837
00:44:56,475 --> 00:44:57,308
- Get off her nipple!
838
00:44:57,308 --> 00:44:59,141
Peter, Rita you can't.
839
00:45:07,308 --> 00:45:10,888
The two of you need to
just calm down okay.
840
00:45:10,888 --> 00:45:12,711
And who do I protect from who?
841
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:15,403
- It's not important and
for future reference,
842
00:45:15,403 --> 00:45:17,931
throwing water at us
doesn't actually do anything
843
00:45:17,931 --> 00:45:21,181
except get us wet and not in a good way.
844
00:45:21,181 --> 00:45:23,861
- Well maybe he thought
he'll be melting the witch.
845
00:45:23,861 --> 00:45:26,571
- Look can we just please
get back to the show stuff.
846
00:45:26,571 --> 00:45:27,653
Come on guys.
847
00:45:28,658 --> 00:45:30,440
- Tony's right.
848
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,868
Peter to show you how much
this situation has disturbed me
849
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:37,858
and what a kind hearted person I am,
850
00:45:37,858 --> 00:45:40,618
I'm gonna find you a nice hot guy.
851
00:45:40,618 --> 00:45:42,480
- Oh it's okay, really.
I have plenty of guys.
852
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,898
- No it's time to move
away from those tourchate
853
00:45:45,898 --> 00:45:47,816
kicking musical theater men.
854
00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:50,978
I'm gonna take you to the Banana Peel.
855
00:45:50,978 --> 00:45:54,061
The best all male strip club in town.
856
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,530
- Well I can always use some naked men.
857
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,891
- I love helping the unfortunate.
858
00:46:02,891 --> 00:46:05,276
- Wait a minute, what
the hell just happened there?
859
00:46:05,276 --> 00:46:08,118
- We resolved our differences
and moved on, keep up Tony.
860
00:46:08,118 --> 00:46:10,451
And besides, I want to
make sure Peter starts
861
00:46:10,451 --> 00:46:11,880
looking at other guys.
862
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,858
- Tony, are you coming along?
863
00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:17,928
- Nah, I think I'll pass
but can you still come over
864
00:46:17,928 --> 00:46:20,008
tomorrow and help me
with some more dancing?
865
00:46:20,008 --> 00:46:23,378
- Well sure thing, even
if you're dating Rita.
866
00:46:23,378 --> 00:46:25,715
I think you need me in your life.
867
00:46:25,715 --> 00:46:27,976
The show depends on it.
868
00:46:27,976 --> 00:46:28,810
- Thanks.
869
00:46:28,810 --> 00:46:31,418
- Happily ever after, now get out.
870
00:46:31,418 --> 00:46:32,251
- What?
871
00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:33,928
- Get out, faster, why
are you taking so long?
872
00:46:33,928 --> 00:46:35,636
You should have been out two minutes ago.
873
00:46:35,636 --> 00:46:38,406
Goodbye, see you tonight.
874
00:46:38,406 --> 00:46:41,028
Oh you owe me for that one.
875
00:46:41,028 --> 00:46:41,861
- For what?
876
00:46:41,861 --> 00:46:44,166
All you did was make shit
up and piss Peter off.
877
00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:45,808
- Oh you can thank me later.
878
00:46:45,808 --> 00:46:46,641
- Thank you?
879
00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:47,748
- You're welcome.
880
00:46:47,748 --> 00:46:49,308
Oh don't worry, Peter's
still gonna help you with the
881
00:46:49,308 --> 00:46:52,578
dancing but you can drop
the whole bisexual crap.
882
00:46:52,578 --> 00:46:53,756
- What do you mean?
883
00:46:53,756 --> 00:46:56,156
- Oh you're heterosexual and you know it.
884
00:46:56,156 --> 00:46:58,568
You just gave up the chance to
go to an all male strip club.
885
00:46:58,568 --> 00:47:01,738
- Fine, okay I'm straight
but how long do we
886
00:47:01,738 --> 00:47:03,268
have to pretend to be dating?
887
00:47:03,268 --> 00:47:04,636
- Okay well if you insist I would
888
00:47:04,636 --> 00:47:06,388
love to be your girlfriend.
889
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:09,938
- I don't think I'm really ready
for a commitment right now.
890
00:47:09,938 --> 00:47:11,588
- Oh but we have to get to work.
891
00:47:11,588 --> 00:47:14,671
I don't want an unemployed boyfriend.
892
00:47:18,698 --> 00:47:20,538
- I'm so glad you're here, are you ready?
893
00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:23,176
- Well I got my cowboy costume today.
894
00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:25,626
- And I got a sailor suit.
895
00:47:25,626 --> 00:47:28,325
I was told there's some great
sailor numbers out there.
896
00:47:28,325 --> 00:47:30,516
- You'll be great, I
wish I was as prepared.
897
00:47:30,516 --> 00:47:32,546
- Don't worry, I got you covered.
898
00:47:32,546 --> 00:47:35,685
I brought Ragtime Cowboy Joe
into the 21st Century for you.
899
00:47:35,685 --> 00:47:38,466
- Oh thanks darling, have a fun time boys.
900
00:47:38,466 --> 00:47:39,585
- Thank you.
901
00:47:39,585 --> 00:47:40,733
- Who was that?
902
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,416
- Kelsey, he's a drag queen.
903
00:47:43,416 --> 00:47:45,525
- Oh but he's so talented.
904
00:47:45,525 --> 00:47:49,108
No one's gonna take a
drag queen seriously.
905
00:47:49,976 --> 00:47:52,866
- Not when you're Gloria Inexcelsis,
906
00:47:52,866 --> 00:47:56,035
one of the greatest
drag queens in New York.
907
00:47:56,035 --> 00:47:58,896
Let me tell you something little boy,
908
00:47:58,896 --> 00:48:03,063
I worked my ass off, I've
choreographed on and off Broadway
909
00:48:04,896 --> 00:48:07,925
and in my spare time I started
a non-profit organization
910
00:48:07,925 --> 00:48:09,616
for runaway teens.
911
00:48:09,616 --> 00:48:11,666
- I didn't know you did all that.
912
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:15,583
- What you don't know
can fill an encyclopedia.
913
00:48:21,413 --> 00:48:22,885
You can't spend your life trying
914
00:48:22,885 --> 00:48:25,135
to please everyone Anthony.
915
00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:30,843
- I really didn't mean to offend him.
916
00:48:30,843 --> 00:48:34,510
- I know, I'm just
really proud you're here.
917
00:48:48,231 --> 00:48:50,161
♫ This man is your man
918
00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:52,155
♫ This man is my man girl
919
00:48:52,155 --> 00:48:54,453
♫ From California there to
920
00:48:54,453 --> 00:48:56,435
♫ The New York island here
921
00:48:56,435 --> 00:48:58,543
♫ From the redwood forest
922
00:48:58,543 --> 00:49:01,253
♫ To the gulf stream waters
923
00:49:01,253 --> 00:49:05,240
♫ This man was made for you and me
924
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:09,333
♫ As I was walking that ribbon of highway
925
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:13,583
♫ I saw above me an endless sky way
926
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:17,013
♫ I saw below me a golden shh
927
00:49:17,013 --> 00:49:18,831
♫ Valley girl get your
head out of the gutter
928
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:22,453
♫ This man was made for you and me
929
00:49:22,453 --> 00:49:24,663
♫ Over there over there
930
00:49:24,663 --> 00:49:26,791
♫ Over there over there
931
00:49:26,791 --> 00:49:30,851
♫ Send the word send the word over there
932
00:49:30,851 --> 00:49:33,391
♫ That the Yanks are coming
933
00:49:33,391 --> 00:49:35,213
♫ The Yanks are coming
934
00:49:35,213 --> 00:49:39,591
♫ Yankee Yanks the drums
are drumming everywhere
935
00:49:39,591 --> 00:49:43,758
♫ And we won't come back
until it's over here
936
00:49:46,981 --> 00:49:50,148
♫ Well all around you
937
00:49:51,033 --> 00:49:53,866
♫ Our voices sing
938
00:49:56,883 --> 00:50:00,741
♫ This man was made for you and
939
00:50:00,741 --> 00:50:02,753
- I'm Gloria Inexcelsis
940
00:50:02,753 --> 00:50:06,211
and these America's hottest strippers.
941
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:07,995
♫ You're a grand old flag
942
00:50:07,995 --> 00:50:10,373
♫ You're a high flying flag
943
00:50:10,373 --> 00:50:14,183
♫ Don't drop that letter L honeys
944
00:50:14,183 --> 00:50:16,003
♫ It's dangerous
945
00:50:16,003 --> 00:50:18,155
♫ And sit your ass down
946
00:50:18,155 --> 00:50:20,755
♫ We come in bed
947
00:50:25,743 --> 00:50:27,531
- I salute you all.
948
00:50:27,531 --> 00:50:29,343
I see that some of the
boys in the audience are
949
00:50:29,343 --> 00:50:31,863
saluting me right back.
950
00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:34,873
Let's cast our anchors
away to the Pacific Ocean,
951
00:50:34,873 --> 00:50:38,543
where the golden states
leading lover is swabbing
952
00:50:38,543 --> 00:50:40,363
the poop deck.
953
00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:48,480
♫ Oh hey sailor
954
00:50:56,573 --> 00:50:59,073
♫ Aye captain
955
00:51:00,583 --> 00:51:02,501
♫ Ahoy
956
00:51:06,743 --> 00:51:09,743
♫ All hands on deck
957
00:51:17,493 --> 00:51:19,826
♫ Fleets in
958
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,501
♫ Ahoy
959
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,940
- Wow, I mean wow.
960
00:51:41,981 --> 00:51:45,028
- Thanks, it's almost your turn.
961
00:51:45,028 --> 00:51:47,118
- I don't know if this is a good idea.
962
00:51:47,118 --> 00:51:51,588
- You'll be great, besides
you make a really cute cowboy.
963
00:51:51,588 --> 00:51:53,796
- Yellowstone isn't
the only natural wonder
964
00:51:53,796 --> 00:51:55,508
that Montana can boast.
965
00:51:55,508 --> 00:51:58,878
Those snow cap mountains
are gonna melt away
966
00:51:58,878 --> 00:52:00,941
after our next performance.
967
00:52:00,941 --> 00:52:04,108
Let's give it up for Anthony Longwood.
968
00:52:15,331 --> 00:52:18,663
♫ Well howdy cowboy Joe
969
00:52:21,571 --> 00:52:25,238
♫ Oh he's got a six shooter
970
00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:29,601
♫ Action
971
00:52:43,021 --> 00:52:45,603
- Is he actually getting booed?
972
00:52:49,931 --> 00:52:52,761
- What the hell is he doing?
973
00:52:52,761 --> 00:52:54,475
- He's nervous.
974
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:57,391
- This is so going on the internet.
975
00:53:01,103 --> 00:53:03,271
- Ya'll feeding him moves?
976
00:53:06,073 --> 00:53:10,156
- Get out of my way, I'll
show him a move or two.
977
00:53:13,703 --> 00:53:15,565
- Shut up he did it.
978
00:53:15,565 --> 00:53:16,976
- Hilarious.
979
00:53:16,976 --> 00:53:18,576
- What an idiot.
980
00:53:18,576 --> 00:53:20,383
- And we're tagging.
981
00:53:20,383 --> 00:53:22,716
- Knock it off, he's trying.
982
00:53:46,613 --> 00:53:47,446
Anthony!
983
00:53:49,263 --> 00:53:50,671
- Bless his heart.
984
00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:51,505
- Move.
985
00:53:55,163 --> 00:53:56,246
- Very funny!
986
00:53:57,231 --> 00:53:58,731
What a riot right.
987
00:54:00,513 --> 00:54:03,066
- What the hell are you trying to pull?
988
00:54:03,066 --> 00:54:06,455
I should fire you right
now but I don't want this
989
00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:09,253
reflecting poorly on me.
990
00:54:14,866 --> 00:54:17,831
So listen up, the cast is set.
991
00:54:17,831 --> 00:54:21,473
You'll be in the show
tomorrow night buckaroo,
992
00:54:21,473 --> 00:54:24,391
and you will dance like a stripper!
993
00:54:29,031 --> 00:54:29,863
- Yes sir.
994
00:54:46,071 --> 00:54:48,631
- Anthony, Anthony are you okay?
995
00:54:48,631 --> 00:54:49,751
- Me?
996
00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:53,893
Please that was crazy fun,
I'm going home to celebrate.
997
00:54:53,893 --> 00:54:54,823
- Can I come with you?
998
00:54:54,823 --> 00:54:58,990
- No no, I always celebrate
alone, have a good night.
999
00:55:01,001 --> 00:55:02,530
- Peter, where are you?
1000
00:55:02,530 --> 00:55:05,653
You've missed half the show
and it's just getting good.
1001
00:55:05,653 --> 00:55:08,391
Oh, excuse me!
- Sorry, sorry!
1002
00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:09,223
- Whoa.
1003
00:55:13,061 --> 00:55:14,893
Anthony, you have some
1004
00:55:15,903 --> 00:55:17,993
pretty awesome theater credits.
1005
00:55:17,993 --> 00:55:19,141
- Thanks.
1006
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:21,561
- I'm Rita, what happened in there?
1007
00:55:21,561 --> 00:55:23,073
- I don't know what you're talking about.
1008
00:55:23,073 --> 00:55:25,533
- You got booed off the stage.
1009
00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:27,873
- You know I shouldn't be in
there, I came to New York.
1010
00:55:27,873 --> 00:55:29,073
- To be discovered?
1011
00:55:29,073 --> 00:55:31,281
To become a star?
1012
00:55:31,281 --> 00:55:32,671
- Maybe, I'm just not all that
1013
00:55:32,671 --> 00:55:33,833
comfortable taking my clothes off.
1014
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:35,810
- Oh please, sometimes as
an actor we have to take on
1015
00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,161
challenges we're not
completely comfortable with.
1016
00:55:38,161 --> 00:55:40,341
Besides there could be some big directors
1017
00:55:40,341 --> 00:55:41,383
in there one night.
1018
00:55:41,383 --> 00:55:43,071
- No big time directors going in there.
1019
00:55:43,071 --> 00:55:45,583
- Alright, yes no musical
theater directors are gonna
1020
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,641
be caught in a male strip club.
1021
00:55:47,641 --> 00:55:49,071
- Not fair, you don't even know.
1022
00:55:49,071 --> 00:55:52,798
- 'Course boys are discovered
in strip clubs all the time.
1023
00:55:52,798 --> 00:55:53,631
- Really?
1024
00:55:53,631 --> 00:55:54,961
- It's like putting in your dues.
1025
00:55:54,961 --> 00:55:56,663
And you have talent so
eventually you'll get cast
1026
00:55:56,663 --> 00:56:00,600
in a real show but you
need to bring sexy back.
1027
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,101
- That might be a problem.
1028
00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:05,931
- Oh I see, maybe you're just
not that good of an actor.
1029
00:56:05,931 --> 00:56:07,281
- Listen I happened to win an award.
1030
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,460
- Turns out I speak sexy fluently
1031
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:13,133
and I love taking on
insurmountable challenges.
1032
00:56:13,133 --> 00:56:15,633
To dream the impossible dream.
1033
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,911
I'm gonna make you my new project.
1034
00:56:18,911 --> 00:56:20,041
- Really you don't have to do that.
1035
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:23,041
- I know, that's what makes me so nice.
1036
00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:26,625
- But do you know
anything about stripping?
1037
00:56:28,073 --> 00:56:29,573
You speak Tagalog?
1038
00:56:32,115 --> 00:56:33,226
I'll see you tomorrow afternoon,
1039
00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:35,086
I have tons of ideas and
my boyfriend was a stripper
1040
00:56:35,086 --> 00:56:36,376
so he can help us out.
1041
00:56:36,376 --> 00:56:37,210
- I just don't.
1042
00:56:37,210 --> 00:56:38,626
- You're welcome.
1043
00:56:43,896 --> 00:56:48,063
♫ They say that theater will never die
1044
00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:54,596
♫ Here's how it survives
1045
00:56:54,596 --> 00:56:57,068
♫ No patrons are as loyal
1046
00:56:57,068 --> 00:56:59,576
♫ As those who need a mohel
1047
00:56:59,576 --> 00:57:02,476
♫ But as for the light loafer-ed fairies
1048
00:57:02,476 --> 00:57:05,893
♫ And discontented wives
1049
00:57:15,706 --> 00:57:18,576
♫ Whose attending matinees
1050
00:57:18,576 --> 00:57:20,146
♫ It's gays and Jews
1051
00:57:20,146 --> 00:57:21,878
♫ And girls who need love
1052
00:57:21,878 --> 00:57:25,236
♫ Who goes even to the plays
1053
00:57:25,236 --> 00:57:26,966
♫ Its gay and Jews
1054
00:57:26,966 --> 00:57:28,966
♫ And girls who need love
1055
00:57:28,966 --> 00:57:32,358
♫ Three different species
that somehow combine
1056
00:57:32,358 --> 00:57:35,846
♫ Lambasting lighting and costume design
1057
00:57:35,846 --> 00:57:39,383
♫ Raising Mantello LuPone and Lapine
1058
00:57:39,383 --> 00:57:42,696
♫ TKTS has one hell of a line of
1059
00:57:42,696 --> 00:57:46,863
♫ Gays Jews and girls who need love
1060
00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:54,503
♫ They say that theater will never
1061
00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:03,366
♫ Die
1062
00:58:03,366 --> 00:58:05,425
♫ We know that it's true
1063
00:58:05,425 --> 00:58:07,385
♫ We'll market to our niches
1064
00:58:07,385 --> 00:58:10,125
♫ The hebs and queers and bitches
1065
00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:12,513
♫ The locals and also the tourists
1066
00:58:12,513 --> 00:58:16,431
♫ And that will see us through
1067
00:58:22,013 --> 00:58:24,715
♫ Who wants Phantom just to close
1068
00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:26,371
♫ Some gays most Jews
1069
00:58:26,371 --> 00:58:28,286
♫ But not girls who need love
1070
00:58:28,286 --> 00:58:31,256
♫ Whose investing in the shows
1071
00:58:31,256 --> 00:58:35,015
♫ It's jews it's jews jews
1072
00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:37,878
♫ Come on you know you
are part of the squad
1073
00:58:37,878 --> 00:58:41,216
♫ You pray to Sondheim instead of to God
1074
00:58:41,216 --> 00:58:44,893
♫ Some men defecate you were the pawn
1075
00:58:44,893 --> 00:58:47,863
♫ We'll never judge or tell you it's odd
1076
00:58:47,863 --> 00:58:49,725
♫ No we'll raise our razors
1077
00:58:49,725 --> 00:58:51,365
♫ And quote Sweeney Todd
1078
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:54,595
♫ So raise up your way
over priced cabernets
1079
00:58:54,595 --> 00:58:57,693
♫ A toast to the women
the dudes and the gays
1080
00:58:57,693 --> 00:59:00,883
♫ 'Cause we only work
when the audience pays
1081
00:59:00,883 --> 00:59:03,403
♫ We love you gays Jews
1082
00:59:03,403 --> 00:59:06,903
♫ And girls who need love
1083
00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:19,016
- No!
1084
00:59:19,903 --> 00:59:21,070
Bad, ugh, ugh!
1085
00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:24,323
C'nest pas magnific!
1086
00:59:24,323 --> 00:59:28,193
Deux minute, deux minute, s’il vous plait.
1087
00:59:28,193 --> 00:59:32,110
- Excuse me since her
number is so not magnific
1088
00:59:33,593 --> 00:59:35,926
maybe we could work on mine.
1089
00:59:37,371 --> 00:59:41,538
- It just so happens I have
your number, right here.
1090
00:59:43,885 --> 00:59:46,468
- Oh a duet, a trio, with Tony!
1091
00:59:52,445 --> 00:59:55,955
- I can't exactly have you
gimping around on stage.
1092
00:59:55,955 --> 00:59:58,723
- So you decided to put
me in a musical number
1093
00:59:58,723 --> 01:00:01,155
with the man that broke my ankle?
1094
01:00:01,155 --> 01:00:02,823
You're a sadist.
1095
01:00:02,823 --> 01:00:06,571
- What I do on the weekends
is none of your concern missy.
1096
01:00:06,571 --> 01:00:07,905
Tony, come sing.
1097
01:00:12,896 --> 01:00:15,736
- I don't think it's such a
good idea that I sing right now.
1098
01:00:15,736 --> 01:00:16,943
- What?
1099
01:00:16,943 --> 01:00:19,903
- Tony why don't you
tell everyone the truth.
1100
01:00:19,903 --> 01:00:20,983
- What do you mean?
1101
01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:23,525
- Well the doctor said
you shouldn't be speaking
1102
01:00:23,525 --> 01:00:26,155
and no singing for at least two days.
1103
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:29,256
- Oh yeah, I forgot I was
trying to push through it
1104
01:00:29,256 --> 01:00:31,456
because I didn't want to
let everybody else down.
1105
01:00:31,456 --> 01:00:34,136
- It's the easiest number in the show,
1106
01:00:34,136 --> 01:00:38,776
Helen Keller could sing that
number, with laryngitis.
1107
01:00:38,776 --> 01:00:41,696
Is this the only number
I'm doing in the show?
1108
01:00:41,696 --> 01:00:45,141
- Just be thankful I'm not
allowed to touch casting.
1109
01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:48,308
Rita, let's run true love, take notes,
1110
01:00:49,463 --> 01:00:51,631
you might learn something.
1111
01:00:53,313 --> 01:00:55,063
- Can't learn pretty.
1112
01:00:56,383 --> 01:00:57,216
- Bitch.
1113
01:00:59,795 --> 01:01:01,856
- Show me what you got.
1114
01:01:01,856 --> 01:01:05,525
No you want to roll your
hips like this, forward okay,
1115
01:01:05,525 --> 01:01:07,235
forward yeah like you're riding a bull.
1116
01:01:07,235 --> 01:01:11,325
Nice, slowly, slowly, yeah smooth alright
1117
01:01:11,325 --> 01:01:15,491
and then you want to throw in
some thrusts and say uh uh.
1118
01:01:17,728 --> 01:01:18,561
- Uh!
- Uh!
1119
01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:21,928
- Yeah you're working it.
1120
01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:23,578
- Well you know I've
taken a lot of classes in
1121
01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:28,528
ballet, tap and jazz but this
is my first class in sexy.
1122
01:01:28,528 --> 01:01:29,361
- Okay.
1123
01:01:29,361 --> 01:01:31,106
- Anthony I finished your costume.
1124
01:01:31,106 --> 01:01:33,866
- Hey this is gonna go
perfect with my cowboy props.
1125
01:01:33,866 --> 01:01:36,455
- Hold up John Wayne, I didn't
say anything about props.
1126
01:01:36,455 --> 01:01:38,616
- Well I know a flaming
lasso may be gimmicky.
1127
01:01:38,616 --> 01:01:40,416
- I think you act is flaming enough,
1128
01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:42,598
now go try it on, it
should rip off real easy.
1129
01:01:42,598 --> 01:01:43,696
- Alright I have to be fast,
1130
01:01:43,696 --> 01:01:44,926
I have an audition this afternoon.
1131
01:01:44,926 --> 01:01:47,066
- Okay less talking, more changing.
1132
01:01:47,066 --> 01:01:49,256
- You know this whole helping people
1133
01:01:49,256 --> 01:01:51,423
thing actually feels good.
1134
01:01:52,278 --> 01:01:54,528
- Why do you think I do it?
1135
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:56,913
What the what?
1136
01:01:57,946 --> 01:01:59,296
- Velcro.
1137
01:01:59,296 --> 01:02:00,203
- Wait how did you?
1138
01:02:00,203 --> 01:02:01,036
- Quick change.
1139
01:02:01,036 --> 01:02:02,438
- Oh they look great!
1140
01:02:02,438 --> 01:02:03,271
Now rip 'em off.
1141
01:02:03,271 --> 01:02:04,146
- Well I thought I should test.
1142
01:02:04,146 --> 01:02:04,980
- Rip.
1143
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:05,813
- But I can't
- It.
1144
01:02:05,813 --> 01:02:06,646
- But I think.
- Off.
1145
01:02:06,646 --> 01:02:07,706
- But I want.
- Rip it off!
1146
01:02:07,706 --> 01:02:08,538
- Ahhh!
1147
01:02:12,976 --> 01:02:14,856
- Now that wasn't so bad was it?
1148
01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:15,923
- Can I put 'em back on?
1149
01:02:15,923 --> 01:02:17,055
- What's your problem?
1150
01:02:17,055 --> 01:02:19,976
- My problem is I'm more naked
then I though I would be.
1151
01:02:19,976 --> 01:02:22,345
I forgot about the naked.
1152
01:02:22,345 --> 01:02:24,586
- Well you better start remembering.
1153
01:02:24,586 --> 01:02:28,003
- I just remembered I gotta go to church.
1154
01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:33,438
- My boyfriend would not approve.
1155
01:02:33,438 --> 01:02:35,086
- He's gonna think you're hot.
1156
01:02:35,086 --> 01:02:35,918
- Trevor?
1157
01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:38,296
No he's much more conservative then I am.
1158
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:39,128
- Not possible.
1159
01:02:39,128 --> 01:02:40,655
- He actually thinks I'm
out here performing in a big
1160
01:02:40,655 --> 01:02:43,558
musical, one of the
ultimate checks on my list.
1161
01:02:43,558 --> 01:02:44,391
- What list?
1162
01:02:44,391 --> 01:02:46,016
- My dream list.
1163
01:02:46,016 --> 01:02:48,666
I keep it with me all the
time, it keeps me inspired.
1164
01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:49,500
- Can I see it?
1165
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:50,333
- No.
1166
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,166
- Can I see it?
1167
01:02:51,166 --> 01:02:52,158
- It's personal.
1168
01:02:52,158 --> 01:02:54,006
- Can I see it?
1169
01:02:54,006 --> 01:02:54,838
- Fine.
1170
01:03:03,036 --> 01:03:06,806
- To see the world by
performing on a cruise ship, ew.
1171
01:03:06,806 --> 01:03:11,296
Be the voice of an original
animated feature, good one.
1172
01:03:11,296 --> 01:03:14,366
Sing a duet with a famous Broadway diva,
1173
01:03:14,366 --> 01:03:15,726
any particular diva?
1174
01:03:15,726 --> 01:03:18,086
- I have one in mind, but I'm not picky.
1175
01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:20,038
- You'd be surprised how
small the theater world is.
1176
01:03:20,038 --> 01:03:23,656
- Speaking of theater I'd really
like to come see your show.
1177
01:03:23,656 --> 01:03:26,786
- Oh, it's just a hole
in the wall production.
1178
01:03:26,786 --> 01:03:27,886
- Community theater?
1179
01:03:27,886 --> 01:03:30,335
- Practically now let's keep rehearsing,
1180
01:03:30,335 --> 01:03:31,336
come on, do your number.
1181
01:03:31,336 --> 01:03:32,170
- Again?
1182
01:03:32,170 --> 01:03:33,170
- Yes again.
1183
01:03:36,216 --> 01:03:38,586
- Rita you sound fantastic.
1184
01:03:38,586 --> 01:03:39,586
- Thank you.
1185
01:03:40,496 --> 01:03:41,330
- Ahem!
1186
01:03:43,355 --> 01:03:44,188
Hi.
1187
01:03:49,256 --> 01:03:52,673
Yeah hi, when I said I
wanted to be featured
1188
01:03:52,673 --> 01:03:54,365
I didn't mean as a horse.
1189
01:03:54,365 --> 01:03:57,781
- And what would you suggest, Cinderella?
1190
01:03:59,723 --> 01:04:02,646
- Listen fancy man, your
fatal mistake was telling
1191
01:04:02,646 --> 01:04:04,656
me that you couldn't touch casting.
1192
01:04:04,656 --> 01:04:07,886
- You wanted to be
featured, you're featured.
1193
01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:10,426
I'm still the director.
1194
01:04:10,426 --> 01:04:12,176
- This is horse shit!
1195
01:04:15,103 --> 01:04:18,213
- I want everyone in places in 10!
1196
01:04:20,183 --> 01:04:23,213
- Girl these snickerdoodles
go straight to my thighs.
1197
01:04:23,213 --> 01:04:24,973
- Will wonders never cease,
1198
01:04:24,973 --> 01:04:26,976
never though we'd see you here again.
1199
01:04:26,976 --> 01:04:28,586
- Sorry about last night everyone,
1200
01:04:28,586 --> 01:04:30,976
I mean you were all gorgeous and I.
1201
01:04:30,976 --> 01:04:33,398
- Oh no.
- Shut up Beau!
1202
01:04:33,398 --> 01:04:35,546
Anthony we're glad to have you back.
1203
01:04:35,546 --> 01:04:38,516
- Ohh, aww, what could it be?
1204
01:04:38,516 --> 01:04:39,398
- What's in the box.
1205
01:04:39,398 --> 01:04:40,506
- You don't want to know.
1206
01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:41,856
- It's what's gonna save my number.
1207
01:04:41,856 --> 01:04:43,696
- Is there a real stripper in there?
1208
01:04:43,696 --> 01:04:46,146
- Hey boys I hope ya'll.
1209
01:04:46,146 --> 01:04:46,980
What's this?
1210
01:04:46,980 --> 01:04:47,973
- It's a stripper in a box.
1211
01:04:47,973 --> 01:04:50,173
- Well make sure you pock some air holes,
1212
01:04:50,173 --> 01:04:51,903
live and learn.
1213
01:04:51,903 --> 01:04:54,941
- It's not a stripper,
it's the new pop to my act.
1214
01:04:54,941 --> 01:04:57,723
- You don't need pop, you need prayer.
1215
01:04:57,723 --> 01:05:01,853
- Don't let these boys
get you down Anthony.
1216
01:05:01,853 --> 01:05:03,108
I'm rooting for you.
1217
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,166
- Thank you.
1218
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:07,826
- Anthony somebody be
blowing your shit up.
1219
01:05:07,826 --> 01:05:11,958
Hello, Anthony's pants,
he's not in them right now.
1220
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:13,498
- Give me that.
1221
01:05:13,498 --> 01:05:17,646
Hey Trevor, um yeah
I'm busy with the show.
1222
01:05:17,646 --> 01:05:18,686
- How's it looking?
1223
01:05:18,686 --> 01:05:20,738
- Great great, lots of dancing.
1224
01:05:20,738 --> 01:05:22,401
- Hey girlfriend.
1225
01:05:22,401 --> 01:05:23,481
- What was that?
1226
01:05:23,481 --> 01:05:26,791
- Oh they're just rehearsing a scene.
1227
01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:28,928
- You haven't told me
anything about this show yet,
1228
01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:31,128
you haven't even posted
pictures of it online.
1229
01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:34,140
- I've just been really busy
you know, all the parties.
1230
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:35,831
- Parties, you don't party.
1231
01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:37,591
- Publicity parties, what do you want,
1232
01:05:37,591 --> 01:05:39,671
an apology for me a professional?
1233
01:05:39,671 --> 01:05:41,151
- Trouble in paradise.
1234
01:05:41,151 --> 01:05:43,750
- No but I would like an
apology for you blowing me off.
1235
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:44,791
- He said blow.
1236
01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:46,351
- Who the hell was that?
1237
01:05:46,351 --> 01:05:48,500
- That's my stage manager, I gotta go.
1238
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,481
- You're acting weird.
1239
01:05:49,481 --> 01:05:50,660
- You're acting weird.
1240
01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:52,340
- Is that you acting professional?
1241
01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:54,671
- I'll talk to you later.
1242
01:05:54,671 --> 01:05:56,178
- Ugh.
1243
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,163
- Well God bless America.
1244
01:06:03,231 --> 01:06:06,431
It's time for some of
our national past times.
1245
01:06:06,431 --> 01:06:09,460
There's no fault when it
comes to our next performers
1246
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,388
and if you play your cards right
1247
01:06:11,388 --> 01:06:14,221
they just might pull a grand slam.
1248
01:06:15,298 --> 01:06:17,980
From the twin cities, Garrett
and Gavin are ready to
1249
01:06:17,980 --> 01:06:21,646
knock your balls out
of the park, batter up!
1250
01:06:29,641 --> 01:06:30,540
♫ Hot dogs
1251
01:06:30,540 --> 01:06:34,706
♫ Get your hot foot longs right here
1252
01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:01,208
- Take it off!
1253
01:07:21,888 --> 01:07:23,208
- How you feeling?
1254
01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:24,041
- Uh huh.
1255
01:07:37,656 --> 01:07:40,416
- You're gonna be amazing, you're up.
1256
01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:42,900
- He got off to a rocky start last night
1257
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:47,018
but ain't no mountain high
enough to keep him away from you.
1258
01:07:47,018 --> 01:07:50,438
Here's our little man
from the big sky state,
1259
01:07:50,438 --> 01:07:52,518
but not little where it counts.
1260
01:07:52,518 --> 01:07:55,686
From Montana, here's Anthony Longwood!
1261
01:08:11,888 --> 01:08:15,471
♫ Howdy Montana where the bad man are
1262
01:08:15,471 --> 01:08:19,248
♫ The only thing to guide
you here is an evening star
1263
01:08:19,248 --> 01:08:23,143
♫ The roughest toughest man by far
1264
01:08:23,143 --> 01:08:26,476
♫ Is ragtime cowboy joe
1265
01:08:29,121 --> 01:08:32,288
- What the hell is going on out there?
1266
01:08:39,551 --> 01:08:40,668
- They love him.
1267
01:08:40,668 --> 01:08:43,918
- He's killing it, he's using my moves.
1268
01:08:56,063 --> 01:08:58,313
- No he's been hustling us.
1269
01:08:59,251 --> 01:09:01,483
- You're just jealous Beau.
1270
01:09:21,781 --> 01:09:24,003
- Take it off!
1271
01:09:37,648 --> 01:09:39,988
♫ He's a highfalutin super shootin'
1272
01:09:39,988 --> 01:09:42,060
♫ Son of a gun from old Montana
1273
01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:44,810
♫ Ragtime cowboy
1274
01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:49,033
♫ Ragtime cowboy Joe
1275
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,648
- Awesome, I cannot
believe how good that was.
1276
01:10:02,648 --> 01:10:04,038
- Try to do that.
1277
01:10:04,038 --> 01:10:06,096
- That was amazing.
1278
01:10:06,096 --> 01:10:08,270
- Thanks Lee, I couldn't
have done it without you.
1279
01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:10,728
Let's go out tonight
and celebrate, my treat.
1280
01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:11,561
- Perfect.
1281
01:10:11,561 --> 01:10:13,008
- Are you guys decent?
1282
01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:15,888
- They're more than decent,
Anthony you were amazing!
1283
01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,218
My friend Peter agrees, don't you.
1284
01:10:17,218 --> 01:10:19,218
- Friend, Peter, agrees.
1285
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,950
It was theatrical.
1286
01:10:23,950 --> 01:10:26,338
- Huh thanks, hey Lee I'd like you to
1287
01:10:26,338 --> 01:10:27,790
meet my choreographer Rita.
1288
01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:29,328
- Oh hi.
- Hi.
1289
01:10:29,328 --> 01:10:30,488
- And this is her friend Peter.
1290
01:10:30,488 --> 01:10:32,608
- Hey nice to meet you
both, you guys were awesome,
1291
01:10:32,608 --> 01:10:33,828
thanks for helping him out.
1292
01:10:33,828 --> 01:10:34,661
- It's a gift.
1293
01:10:34,661 --> 01:10:36,626
- Let's go out and celebrate.
1294
01:10:36,626 --> 01:10:37,786
- Oh Anthony I were just gonna.
1295
01:10:37,786 --> 01:10:39,266
- Perfect the four of
us will have a blast.
1296
01:10:39,266 --> 01:10:40,106
Hurry up and get ready.
1297
01:10:40,106 --> 01:10:41,528
- Alright I'm gonna go lock my prop box.
1298
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:42,746
- Okay well don't take all day,
1299
01:10:42,746 --> 01:10:44,826
Sunset Boulevard had a simpler set.
1300
01:10:44,826 --> 01:10:46,258
Oh there's musical Monday's at this
1301
01:10:46,258 --> 01:10:47,618
piano bar in the Village.
1302
01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:49,106
- Lee doesn't do show tunes.
1303
01:10:49,106 --> 01:10:51,448
- I don't do show tunes
'cause I can't sing.
1304
01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,598
- If I can strip, you can sing.
1305
01:10:53,598 --> 01:10:55,015
- I really can't.
1306
01:10:58,336 --> 01:10:59,825
- See you tomorrow at two.
1307
01:10:59,825 --> 01:11:03,186
- Well could you teach me
a song Anthony would like.
1308
01:11:03,186 --> 01:11:04,678
- Oh, gay gasp!
1309
01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:05,976
You're into him.
1310
01:11:05,976 --> 01:11:06,808
- What?!
1311
01:11:06,808 --> 01:11:08,646
No I'm not, I mean he has a boyfriend.
1312
01:11:08,646 --> 01:11:10,386
- That wouldn't stop Rita.
1313
01:11:10,386 --> 01:11:12,638
- Rude, true but rude.
1314
01:11:12,638 --> 01:11:15,966
- Well if I was into him,
I mean all he's into is
1315
01:11:15,966 --> 01:11:18,986
music and theater and theater and music.
1316
01:11:18,986 --> 01:11:21,456
His soulmate is probably someone like.
1317
01:11:21,456 --> 01:11:22,436
- Carol Channing.
1318
01:11:22,436 --> 01:11:24,936
- Carol Channing, raspberries.
1319
01:11:26,016 --> 01:11:27,638
My friend Ethel and I
used to do Carol Channing
1320
01:11:27,638 --> 01:11:30,246
impersonation contests.
1321
01:11:30,246 --> 01:11:31,936
- You're sick, get help, let's go.
1322
01:11:31,936 --> 01:11:32,768
Come on.
1323
01:11:34,276 --> 01:11:36,626
- Should I bring my head shot?
1324
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,793
- You need new head shots.
1325
01:11:45,318 --> 01:11:47,906
♫ Many in the theater believe Oklahoma
1326
01:11:47,906 --> 01:11:50,056
♫ Was the very first American musical
1327
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:52,945
♫ Well I'm here to tell
you that's not true
1328
01:11:52,945 --> 01:11:56,958
♫ Apparently here's how it really happened
1329
01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:58,398
♫ There once was a can-can girl
1330
01:11:58,398 --> 01:11:59,826
♫ Her name was Lulu
1331
01:11:59,826 --> 01:12:00,906
♫ Yeehaw shut up
1332
01:12:00,906 --> 01:12:04,446
♫ A dancer in the wild wild west of old
1333
01:12:04,446 --> 01:12:06,856
♫ And while some thought you can-can would
1334
01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:08,886
♫ This risque dancer thought she should
1335
01:12:08,886 --> 01:12:12,586
♫ Save her virtue for a heart of gold
1336
01:12:12,586 --> 01:12:16,476
♫ Well some of the girls
saw money in their future
1337
01:12:16,476 --> 01:12:20,125
♫ And others way to just escape their past
1338
01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:22,426
♫ For our Lulu you see she dreamed a day
1339
01:12:22,426 --> 01:12:24,446
♫ Of fancy dancing found a way
1340
01:12:24,446 --> 01:12:28,776
♫ To finally be an actress at last
1341
01:12:28,776 --> 01:12:32,326
♫ Oh la la la I dreamt
of life upon the stage
1342
01:12:32,326 --> 01:12:36,493
♫ Oh la la la now I'm a songbird in a cage
1343
01:12:41,505 --> 01:12:43,416
♫ And so she danced and kicked and wooed
1344
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:45,255
♫ Praying for the cowboy who'd
1345
01:12:45,255 --> 01:12:48,275
♫ Would save her from her fate
1346
01:12:48,275 --> 01:12:50,941
♫ Enter our man
1347
01:12:52,715 --> 01:12:55,963
♫ Upon a sexy steed up a rode a stranger
1348
01:12:57,015 --> 01:12:58,906
♫ Thanks dressed all in white and silver
1349
01:12:58,906 --> 01:13:00,536
♫ And of green
1350
01:13:00,536 --> 01:13:01,406
♫ Whatever he said
1351
01:13:01,406 --> 01:13:03,235
♫ You are the angel I have sought
1352
01:13:03,235 --> 01:13:05,143
♫ And riden for you I have brought
1353
01:13:05,143 --> 01:13:06,303
♫ A play with music
1354
01:13:06,303 --> 01:13:09,776
♫ Oh my God you're him
1355
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:12,395
♫ Ah ah ah
1356
01:13:12,395 --> 01:13:16,555
♫ The sound of romance filled the air
1357
01:13:16,555 --> 01:13:18,183
♫ Ah ah ah
1358
01:13:18,183 --> 01:13:22,183
♫ Across the room a scary glare
1359
01:13:24,048 --> 01:13:25,288
♫ For how on earth could these two know
1360
01:13:25,288 --> 01:13:27,128
♫ Across the room they'd crossed a foe
1361
01:13:27,128 --> 01:13:29,926
♫ Eugene McBadblood proprietor
1362
01:13:29,926 --> 01:13:32,260
♫ And shark
1363
01:13:35,848 --> 01:13:39,750
♫ You mean to say you
steal away my treasure
1364
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:43,658
♫ And start a new life far away with her
1365
01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:46,030
♫ While I hate to be barer of bad news
1366
01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:50,196
♫ As I hate the sound of jeers and boos
1367
01:13:51,378 --> 01:13:52,670
♫ She signed a contract
1368
01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:55,670
♫ She belongs to me
1369
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:59,990
♫ The villain laughed Lulu in tow
1370
01:13:59,990 --> 01:14:02,340
♫ Frozen in grief all urged him
1371
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:04,710
♫ Go
1372
01:14:04,710 --> 01:14:06,511
♫ And so our hero grabbed his stead
1373
01:14:06,511 --> 01:14:08,443
♫ He'd vow unto the crowd that he'd
1374
01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:09,276
♫ Save the damsel
1375
01:14:09,276 --> 01:14:12,693
♫ I won't hold my breath
1376
01:14:17,891 --> 01:14:21,563
♫ Tied up on a railway track
1377
01:14:21,563 --> 01:14:25,043
♫ Begging for her life
1378
01:14:25,043 --> 01:14:28,848
♫ When gallantly our hero came
1379
01:14:28,848 --> 01:14:32,681
♫ To stop her pain and strife
1380
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,231
♫ Boom ba boom boom pow
1381
01:14:41,231 --> 01:14:44,981
♫ And just like that the brawl was done
1382
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:49,840
♫ And now my love let's have some fun
1383
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:51,570
♫ To the saloon the whole crowd pranced
1384
01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:53,431
♫ To put on stage what just had pasted
1385
01:14:53,431 --> 01:14:57,348
♫ A dramaedy of song and dance
1386
01:15:01,711 --> 01:15:05,791
♫ They came from all across the land
1387
01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:09,958
♫ To see Miss Can-Can get her man
1388
01:15:11,323 --> 01:15:13,461
♫ And who'd have thunk or even guessed
1389
01:15:13,461 --> 01:15:15,711
♫ This mini opera of the west
1390
01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:17,680
♫ Would somebody be an art form
1391
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:21,431
♫ Of which we owe all our fans
1392
01:15:21,431 --> 01:15:25,598
♫ The very genuine totally
original musical America
1393
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:36,240
♫ Hallelujah
1394
01:15:47,091 --> 01:15:51,671
- So amazing, the show is
amazing, thanks for the comp.
1395
01:15:51,671 --> 01:15:52,701
- Of course
1396
01:15:52,701 --> 01:15:54,141
- It's a really fun show to do.
1397
01:15:54,141 --> 01:15:55,351
- Unless you're a girl.
1398
01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:56,771
- Unless you're an invalid.
1399
01:15:56,771 --> 01:16:00,938
- Oh my God it's like they
wrote the show for Rita.
1400
01:16:02,243 --> 01:16:03,693
- Whoa girl.
1401
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:06,963
- Oh it's just this little
game I invented that every time
1402
01:16:06,963 --> 01:16:10,381
someone infects me with
the a compliment about Rita
1403
01:16:10,381 --> 01:16:13,965
I just wash it down
with a glass of bubbly.
1404
01:16:18,350 --> 01:16:21,960
- Oh my dear you were
marvelous, simply marvelous.
1405
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,451
- Oh thank you so much.
1406
01:16:23,451 --> 01:16:26,783
- No, thank you, such poise, such humor.
1407
01:16:28,531 --> 01:16:33,171
That song about the contemporary
theater was spot on.
1408
01:16:33,171 --> 01:16:34,003
- Huh?
1409
01:16:34,003 --> 01:16:36,941
- Yes the chorus boys dancing behind you,
1410
01:16:36,941 --> 01:16:38,771
framing your every move.
1411
01:16:38,771 --> 01:16:40,741
- Oh that was Rita.
1412
01:16:40,741 --> 01:16:42,301
- But you were in the show.
1413
01:16:42,301 --> 01:16:44,135
- Yes I was the horse.
1414
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:45,935
- Oh.
1415
01:16:49,288 --> 01:16:50,121
- Ouch.
1416
01:16:53,951 --> 01:16:56,491
- Attention c'est vous plais.
1417
01:16:56,491 --> 01:17:00,461
I would like to congratulate
all my rising stars
1418
01:17:00,461 --> 01:17:03,131
on this most momentous of nights.
1419
01:17:03,131 --> 01:17:04,031
- Bravo.
1420
01:17:04,031 --> 01:17:05,651
- You're all spectacular.
1421
01:17:05,651 --> 01:17:07,025
- Here here.
1422
01:17:07,025 --> 01:17:10,541
- But of course among all you rising stars
1423
01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:15,341
was a supernova who truly
has risen to the occasion
1424
01:17:15,341 --> 01:17:19,551
despite the many obstacles
this production has endured.
1425
01:17:19,551 --> 01:17:24,181
Please give a special
hand to your leading lady,
1426
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:26,838
the very talented Miss Rita.
1427
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,300
Miss Rita take your bow.
1428
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:35,300
- Thank you.
1429
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:38,511
- Well hey Gina.
1430
01:17:38,511 --> 01:17:40,428
- Well giddy up cowboy.
1431
01:17:41,728 --> 01:17:43,360
- Why you wearing a new boot?
1432
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:46,590
- To keep my foot off the ground.
1433
01:17:46,590 --> 01:17:47,560
- Why?
1434
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:52,138
- So I don't have to walk
barefoot through the subway.
1435
01:17:52,138 --> 01:17:53,306
- Oh yeah huh.
1436
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:58,258
Hey I feel real bad
about like throwing you.
1437
01:17:58,258 --> 01:18:00,270
- Oh no no no, don't you even say
1438
01:18:00,270 --> 01:18:02,568
one more thing about it you stud-ion.
1439
01:18:02,568 --> 01:18:06,735
That's a combination of stud
and stallion put together.
1440
01:18:09,528 --> 01:18:10,750
- Oh nice.
- Yeah.
1441
01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:12,080
- I've never heard that one.
1442
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,790
- Hey listen, do you
want to take this party
1443
01:18:14,790 --> 01:18:16,576
back to my place?
1444
01:18:16,576 --> 01:18:18,608
- Will you excuse me for one sec.
1445
01:18:18,608 --> 01:18:20,960
- I'm seeing Rita now so.
1446
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,376
- Well maybe if you keep your eyes peeled
1447
01:18:25,566 --> 01:18:28,650
we might see a little bit more of me.
1448
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,390
- What the?
1449
01:18:37,390 --> 01:18:42,218
- You can call her if you
want, we're not married.
1450
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,520
- You can drop the act Rita.
1451
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:44,600
- What act?
1452
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,990
- The one where you pretend
like nothing bothers you,
1453
01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:51,156
you'll get real tired of
it after a while trust me.
1454
01:18:53,388 --> 01:18:56,305
- You know, I think I do trust you.
1455
01:18:58,891 --> 01:19:01,473
- Good because I trust you too.
1456
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,160
- I just read your review.
1457
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:13,993
- And?
1458
01:19:13,993 --> 01:19:15,743
- And they loved you.
1459
01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:20,560
- Funny huh, I succeeded in something that
1460
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,971
had nothing to do with my rockin' bod.
1461
01:19:22,971 --> 01:19:27,010
- I will admit you proved me wrong, ish.
1462
01:19:27,010 --> 01:19:29,320
- Good, if you want my
autograph just let me know.
1463
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:30,781
- And fade to black.
1464
01:19:30,781 --> 01:19:33,088
Spotlight here, you ready?
1465
01:19:33,088 --> 01:19:33,921
- I'm nervous.
1466
01:19:33,921 --> 01:19:37,171
- Don't' be nervous, you sound so good.
1467
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:47,680
♫ All my life I've had a way
1468
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:52,021
♫ To say the things I've had to say
1469
01:19:52,021 --> 01:19:55,971
♫ In jazz or modern tap ballet
1470
01:19:55,971 --> 01:19:59,371
♫ A dance had got me through
1471
01:19:59,371 --> 01:20:02,891
♫ But suddenly you came along
1472
01:20:02,891 --> 01:20:04,221
♫ You changed my life
1473
01:20:04,221 --> 01:20:06,468
♫ You changed the song
1474
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:09,548
♫ Now my dance alone is wrong
1475
01:20:09,548 --> 01:20:12,571
♫ For what I'm telling you
1476
01:20:12,571 --> 01:20:15,621
♫ So I'm dancing with my voice
1477
01:20:15,621 --> 01:20:19,040
♫ Choreography in harmony
1478
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,011
♫ Realize no other choice
1479
01:20:22,011 --> 01:20:24,800
♫ Will show the truth in me
1480
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:28,261
♫ So I'm dancing with my voice
1481
01:20:28,261 --> 01:20:31,200
♫ Oh Anthony why can't you see
1482
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,308
♫ Your new improved singer stripper Lee
1483
01:20:34,308 --> 01:20:39,000
♫ Has found a voice that's new
1484
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,261
♫ Forge a way to my heart today
1485
01:20:42,261 --> 01:20:45,843
♫ In tune my melody to you
1486
01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:50,111
♫ Hear my song
1487
01:20:50,111 --> 01:20:52,778
♫ Hear my voice
1488
01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:01,490
- That was beautiful, oh he's ready.
1489
01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:02,558
Isn't he Peter?
1490
01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:03,590
- Um hm.
1491
01:21:03,590 --> 01:21:06,871
- Good because I've
invited Anthony over right.
1492
01:21:07,705 --> 01:21:08,538
Now.
1493
01:21:08,538 --> 01:21:09,571
- Oh I'll get it.
1494
01:21:09,571 --> 01:21:11,431
- I thought you said I was
singing for him next week.
1495
01:21:11,431 --> 01:21:13,271
- Well that's why you're
not supposed to think
1496
01:21:13,271 --> 01:21:16,131
and go fix your hair, we
hear with our eyes first.
1497
01:21:16,131 --> 01:21:17,901
Not a word about our Broadway show.
1498
01:21:17,901 --> 01:21:18,831
- Off Broadway.
1499
01:21:18,831 --> 01:21:22,101
- Whatever, it's his dream to
perform in a Broadway style
1500
01:21:22,101 --> 01:21:24,740
musical like us and I don't
want to hurt his feelings right.
1501
01:21:24,740 --> 01:21:26,240
- You got it babe.
1502
01:21:27,651 --> 01:21:29,038
- Yes.
1503
01:21:29,038 --> 01:21:29,871
- Peter?
1504
01:21:29,871 --> 01:21:31,221
- Yeah sure.
1505
01:21:31,221 --> 01:21:32,971
- Welcome to the theater.
1506
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,471
- Well I'm glad to be here.
1507
01:21:34,471 --> 01:21:36,511
Luckily my audition ran short,
1508
01:21:36,511 --> 01:21:39,678
apparently Dream Girls is not my show.
1509
01:21:41,061 --> 01:21:42,760
Lee, what are you doing here?
1510
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,061
- We have a musical surprise for you.
1511
01:21:45,061 --> 01:21:46,520
- Are you gonna sing
something from the show?
1512
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:49,021
- What you mean Rita
hasn't sung her soon to be
1513
01:21:49,021 --> 01:21:51,051
award wining song for you yet?
1514
01:21:51,051 --> 01:21:52,951
- Peter, don't plug the show.
1515
01:21:52,951 --> 01:21:54,571
- Well actually I've been
trying to get the information
1516
01:21:54,571 --> 01:21:55,403
from her since.
1517
01:21:55,403 --> 01:21:57,461
- Oh it's on 50th and 8th.
1518
01:21:57,461 --> 01:22:01,271
- That's the Broadway theater district.
1519
01:22:01,271 --> 01:22:03,390
I thought you said it
was a community theater.
1520
01:22:03,390 --> 01:22:06,723
- Ew community theater, I would never.
1521
01:22:06,723 --> 01:22:09,643
- Anthony moved to New
York to be in a musical
1522
01:22:09,643 --> 01:22:12,431
and I didn't have the heart
to tell him we were in one
1523
01:22:12,431 --> 01:22:14,265
but apparently you do.
1524
01:22:17,551 --> 01:22:19,431
- Um should I.
1525
01:22:19,431 --> 01:22:21,598
- Maybe next week sweetie?
1526
01:22:31,508 --> 01:22:32,891
- Beau we're all waiting on you.
1527
01:22:32,891 --> 01:22:36,668
- Well you got about seven more minutes
1528
01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:39,086
because I'm smoking my Slims.
1529
01:22:43,808 --> 01:22:46,221
And what can we do for you?
1530
01:22:46,221 --> 01:22:49,003
- I'm so sorry I must
be in the wrong place,
1531
01:22:49,003 --> 01:22:51,611
my friend Anthony Richardson's
in an off Broadway show.
1532
01:22:51,611 --> 01:22:54,560
- Oh the boring theaters are over.
1533
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,901
Wait, did you say Anthony Richardson?
1534
01:22:57,901 --> 01:22:59,711
- Are you Anthony's boyfriend?
1535
01:22:59,711 --> 01:23:02,085
- What, why would you say that?
1536
01:23:02,085 --> 01:23:05,035
Anthony, ugh no we're just roommates.
1537
01:23:07,035 --> 01:23:10,023
- Right, well you found the right place
1538
01:23:10,023 --> 01:23:12,715
and since you're just roommates
I'm sure they wouldn't
1539
01:23:12,715 --> 01:23:13,915
mind if I snuck you in.
1540
01:23:13,915 --> 01:23:16,953
- Oh, thanks that's mighty nice of you.
1541
01:23:16,953 --> 01:23:19,845
- Yes, quite the boy scout.
1542
01:23:19,845 --> 01:23:21,845
- Just smoke your Slims.
1543
01:23:24,623 --> 01:23:25,623
- Show time.
1544
01:23:57,416 --> 01:24:00,248
- Trevor, what are you doing here?
1545
01:24:02,795 --> 01:24:03,651
I wanted to tell you.
1546
01:24:03,651 --> 01:24:05,333
- Yeah I can see how it
would be hard to tell me
1547
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,693
you moved across the country
to prostitute yourself.
1548
01:24:07,693 --> 01:24:09,245
- That's not how it happened.
1549
01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:11,223
- Why should I believe anything you say?
1550
01:24:11,223 --> 01:24:12,293
- Listen I wanted to tell you.
1551
01:24:12,293 --> 01:24:13,710
- But you didn't.
1552
01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:18,551
I can't be with someone who does this.
1553
01:24:19,543 --> 01:24:21,293
- Listen if you'd just let me explain.
1554
01:24:21,293 --> 01:24:25,445
- It's not all about you
okay, I have a reputation too.
1555
01:24:25,445 --> 01:24:27,933
- How's this gonna effect your reputation?
1556
01:24:27,933 --> 01:24:30,266
We're just roommates, right.
1557
01:24:32,623 --> 01:24:34,635
- We both agreed that
everything would just be better.
1558
01:24:34,635 --> 01:24:36,051
- No, you agreed.
1559
01:24:40,113 --> 01:24:42,946
- We're not gonna have this fight.
1560
01:24:55,493 --> 01:24:57,023
I'm sorry.
1561
01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:10,515
♫ If you never take a chance
1562
01:25:10,515 --> 01:25:13,496
♫ If you never risk it all
1563
01:25:13,496 --> 01:25:16,746
♫ If you never take a leap because
1564
01:25:16,746 --> 01:25:19,876
♫ You're too afraid to fall
1565
01:25:19,876 --> 01:25:22,885
♫ If you never put it out there
1566
01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:25,835
♫ Just play and stay inside
1567
01:25:25,835 --> 01:25:29,165
♫ Then you'll never know
what might have been
1568
01:25:29,165 --> 01:25:31,763
♫ If only you had tried
1569
01:25:31,763 --> 01:25:35,226
♫ It's not perfect nothing's perfect
1570
01:25:35,226 --> 01:25:38,245
♫ It's a long way from ideal
1571
01:25:38,245 --> 01:25:39,866
♫ But you're here
1572
01:25:39,866 --> 01:25:43,916
♫ It's complicated but it's real
1573
01:25:43,916 --> 01:25:47,368
♫ It's brand new beginning
1574
01:25:47,368 --> 01:25:50,688
♫ It's a chance to start again
1575
01:25:50,688 --> 01:25:53,876
♫ It's a chance to
reach for all the things
1576
01:25:53,876 --> 01:25:56,876
♫ You've only dreamed of then
1577
01:25:56,876 --> 01:25:59,946
♫ And if we never make it happen
1578
01:25:59,946 --> 01:26:03,136
♫ Then we'll never get to see
1579
01:26:03,136 --> 01:26:07,303
♫ What never in your
wildest dreams believed
1580
01:26:08,815 --> 01:26:11,065
♫ Could be
1581
01:26:21,645 --> 01:26:24,815
♫ It's a brand new beginning
1582
01:26:24,815 --> 01:26:27,765
♫ It's our chance to start again
1583
01:26:27,765 --> 01:26:30,636
♫ 'Cause we're standing at the cross road
1584
01:26:30,636 --> 01:26:33,956
♫ And if not just now then when
1585
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:37,008
♫ It's not exactly what I pictured
1586
01:26:37,008 --> 01:26:40,288
♫ Not the fairy tale I dreamed
1587
01:26:40,288 --> 01:26:44,455
♫ But it's real and so
much closer then it seemed
1588
01:26:46,626 --> 01:26:49,608
♫ And if we never make it happen
1589
01:26:49,608 --> 01:26:52,848
♫ Then we'll never get to see
1590
01:26:52,848 --> 01:26:57,015
♫ What we never in our
wildest dreams believed
1591
01:26:58,746 --> 01:27:00,186
♫ Could be
1592
01:27:00,186 --> 01:27:02,005
♫ This is our chance
1593
01:27:02,005 --> 01:27:03,906
♫ I can feel it
1594
01:27:03,906 --> 01:27:06,305
♫ What happens from here
1595
01:27:06,305 --> 01:27:10,471
♫ Believe it although it seems so far away
1596
01:27:12,053 --> 01:27:15,836
♫ All of my doubts stand aside
1597
01:27:15,836 --> 01:27:18,856
♫ 'Cause I owe it to me
1598
01:27:18,856 --> 01:27:21,523
♫ To find a way
1599
01:27:23,725 --> 01:27:26,938
♫ To find our brand new beginning
1600
01:27:26,938 --> 01:27:30,248
♫ To find our chance to start again
1601
01:27:30,248 --> 01:27:33,445
♫ Better take our chance right now before
1602
01:27:33,445 --> 01:27:36,365
♫ Our now has turned to then
1603
01:27:36,365 --> 01:27:39,396
♫ But if we never make it happen
1604
01:27:39,396 --> 01:27:42,485
♫ Then we'll never get to see
1605
01:27:42,485 --> 01:27:46,651
♫ What we never in our
wildest dreams believed
1606
01:27:51,773 --> 01:27:54,023
♫ Could be
1607
01:28:06,405 --> 01:28:10,506
- I got it, it's official,
my New York City head shots.
1608
01:28:10,506 --> 01:28:11,773
- Look at you.
1609
01:28:11,773 --> 01:28:12,885
- Shut up.
1610
01:28:12,885 --> 01:28:13,718
- What?
1611
01:28:13,718 --> 01:28:14,576
- It's an awesome head shot
1612
01:28:14,576 --> 01:28:16,416
but why's Tony's name all over it?
1613
01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,405
Shouldn't it say Anthony Longwood?
1614
01:28:18,405 --> 01:28:20,765
- No, that's not my name.
1615
01:28:20,765 --> 01:28:23,636
Lee picked that name out
for me the day we arrived.
1616
01:28:23,636 --> 01:28:26,723
No one uses their real names
when they're stripping.
1617
01:28:26,723 --> 01:28:30,956
- Well isn't it funny because
your name is Anthony Richards.
1618
01:28:30,956 --> 01:28:31,790
Ohhh!
1619
01:28:35,756 --> 01:28:37,173
- Uh oh.
- Oh no.
1620
01:28:38,066 --> 01:28:39,150
- Eek!
- Huh?
1621
01:28:40,213 --> 01:28:42,226
- Don't you understand what this means?
1622
01:28:42,226 --> 01:28:43,058
- No.
1623
01:28:43,058 --> 01:28:44,636
- Were you dropped as a child?
1624
01:28:44,636 --> 01:28:48,545
Nevermind, you, my
boyfriend Tony Richardson
1625
01:28:48,545 --> 01:28:50,336
who was a stripper
miraculously got cast in a
1626
01:28:50,336 --> 01:28:51,716
musical from an online contest.
1627
01:28:51,716 --> 01:28:54,626
You, my project Anthony
Richardson, a musical theater
1628
01:28:54,626 --> 01:28:56,265
performer who never
stripped a day in his life
1629
01:28:56,265 --> 01:28:59,295
ended up dancing in a strip
club from an online contest.
1630
01:28:59,295 --> 01:29:00,883
- I gotta go.
1631
01:29:00,883 --> 01:29:03,645
- Wow Rita you are flexible,
you just put both feet
1632
01:29:03,645 --> 01:29:05,355
in your mouth at the same time.
1633
01:29:05,355 --> 01:29:08,296
- Oh no no, don't pin this on
me Mr I could clarify things
1634
01:29:08,296 --> 01:29:10,266
you just can't say.
- Oh let me take care of,
1635
01:29:10,266 --> 01:29:11,925
I'm just able to make it a.
- of the theater queen who.
1636
01:29:11,925 --> 01:29:14,165
Oh wait wait, everyone's gone.
1637
01:29:14,165 --> 01:29:15,248
- Still here.
1638
01:29:16,106 --> 01:29:18,515
- Quick we got to get to
the office and talk to Bob.
1639
01:29:18,515 --> 01:29:20,515
- Right we'll take the
private stairs, it's faster.
1640
01:29:20,515 --> 01:29:21,445
- Private stairs?
1641
01:29:21,445 --> 01:29:22,313
- Private stairs.
1642
01:29:22,313 --> 01:29:23,696
- Oh, private stairs.
1643
01:29:23,696 --> 01:29:26,863
- Get me some beer while you're at it.
1644
01:29:42,925 --> 01:29:44,333
- The gig is up mister.
1645
01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:46,805
- Oh you better have and no one's here.
1646
01:29:46,805 --> 01:29:47,845
- Bob I'm gonna give you a piece.
1647
01:29:47,845 --> 01:29:50,436
- Save it sister, he's not here.
1648
01:29:50,436 --> 01:29:51,270
- Where is he?
1649
01:29:51,270 --> 01:29:52,346
- Well if I knew that
I'd be talking to him
1650
01:29:52,346 --> 01:29:53,346
right now wouldn't I.
1651
01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:54,685
- Where is Anthony?
1652
01:29:56,675 --> 01:29:59,725
- Bob, excuse
me Bob are you there?
1653
01:29:59,725 --> 01:30:01,141
- Everybody hide.
1654
01:30:08,626 --> 01:30:09,460
- Hello?
1655
01:30:10,776 --> 01:30:12,645
- What's all the racket?
1656
01:30:12,645 --> 01:30:15,746
- Oh I'm sorry, do you have a moment?
1657
01:30:15,746 --> 01:30:17,496
- I suppose, come in.
1658
01:30:21,136 --> 01:30:23,736
Is this about the mix up?
1659
01:30:23,736 --> 01:30:24,568
- You knew?
1660
01:30:24,568 --> 01:30:26,116
- You didn't?
1661
01:30:26,116 --> 01:30:29,186
You're a smart kid, I thought
you'd pick up on it faster.
1662
01:30:29,186 --> 01:30:32,186
Well, faster then learning to strip.
1663
01:30:34,696 --> 01:30:37,776
Look I'm really sorry, I
didn't figure out anything
1664
01:30:37,776 --> 01:30:40,276
was wrong until two weeks
in when I was writing
1665
01:30:40,276 --> 01:30:41,325
your pay checks.
1666
01:30:41,325 --> 01:30:42,205
- Well then why didn't you just.
1667
01:30:42,205 --> 01:30:43,956
- Switch back?
1668
01:30:43,956 --> 01:30:46,865
With the musical opening that week?
1669
01:30:46,865 --> 01:30:51,805
Tony wasn't horrible and
you'd already proven yourself.
1670
01:30:51,805 --> 01:30:52,971
- So what now?
1671
01:30:54,386 --> 01:30:56,636
- I'll tell you what,
1672
01:30:56,636 --> 01:30:58,696
I think I have your headshot here.
1673
01:30:58,696 --> 01:31:00,685
- Here's my new one.
1674
01:31:00,685 --> 01:31:01,676
I thought I could be your assistant
1675
01:31:01,676 --> 01:31:03,196
until something opens up.
1676
01:31:03,196 --> 01:31:06,415
- I'll keep it in a special
file and if anything becomes
1677
01:31:06,415 --> 01:31:10,386
available you'll be the first to know.
1678
01:31:10,386 --> 01:31:12,316
- Thanks Bob, you have no
idea how much I appreciate,
1679
01:31:12,316 --> 01:31:14,405
what are you doing?
1680
01:31:14,405 --> 01:31:17,596
- I know you're from Montana Anthony,
1681
01:31:17,596 --> 01:31:19,946
but you can't be that naive.
1682
01:31:19,946 --> 01:31:20,946
- What do you mean?
1683
01:31:20,946 --> 01:31:23,346
- I mean we all have dreams.
1684
01:31:23,346 --> 01:31:27,106
My dream is to be a Broadway
producer and for that to happen
1685
01:31:27,106 --> 01:31:30,606
you'll both stay in your respective roles.
1686
01:31:31,556 --> 01:31:34,723
Come on Mr Longwood, I'll see you out.
1687
01:31:38,583 --> 01:31:39,576
- A-hole.
1688
01:31:39,576 --> 01:31:40,863
- Rude.
1689
01:31:40,863 --> 01:31:44,045
- His mama did not raise him right.
1690
01:32:03,005 --> 01:32:04,981
- Tell the drama to your mama.
1691
01:32:04,981 --> 01:32:06,063
- What drama?
1692
01:32:07,423 --> 01:32:09,915
- Bob told me you might be quitting.
1693
01:32:09,915 --> 01:32:12,845
- Listen, just 'cause my
dreams are dead doesn't mean
1694
01:32:12,845 --> 01:32:15,165
I'm gonna turn my back
on people living theirs.
1695
01:32:15,165 --> 01:32:17,623
- Oh baby, they're not dead.
1696
01:32:17,623 --> 01:32:19,541
They're just in a coma.
1697
01:32:21,023 --> 01:32:23,493
You'll get your chance.
1698
01:32:23,493 --> 01:32:27,683
You know Anthony, it took a
while for you to grow on me.
1699
01:32:27,683 --> 01:32:28,901
- Oh like a flower?
1700
01:32:28,901 --> 01:32:32,733
- More like a fungus but
didn't take Lee long.
1701
01:32:35,915 --> 01:32:36,748
- To what?
1702
01:32:37,823 --> 01:32:41,156
- You know, he's always encouraging you.
1703
01:32:42,976 --> 01:32:46,715
He redid your music, asked
for an advance on his salary
1704
01:32:46,715 --> 01:32:50,485
so you could stay in New
York and leave the show.
1705
01:32:50,485 --> 01:32:51,645
- Wonder why he would have done that?
1706
01:32:51,645 --> 01:32:55,245
- Hello honey he likes
you, he really likes you.
1707
01:32:55,245 --> 01:32:58,303
He wouldn't do that just for anybody.
1708
01:32:58,303 --> 01:33:01,721
And guess what Anthony, you like him too.
1709
01:33:03,325 --> 01:33:04,525
- Wait how do you know.
1710
01:33:04,525 --> 01:33:06,191
- Woman's intuition.
1711
01:33:07,566 --> 01:33:09,396
- I'll talk to him after the show.
1712
01:33:09,396 --> 01:33:10,230
- Oh.
1713
01:33:13,986 --> 01:33:15,368
- Are you crying?
1714
01:33:15,368 --> 01:33:19,535
- Oh honey you're sweet
for thinking I still care.
1715
01:33:28,075 --> 01:33:31,926
♫ This man was made for you
1716
01:33:31,926 --> 01:33:34,906
♫ I'm Gloria Inexcelsis and these are
1717
01:33:34,906 --> 01:33:37,266
♫ America's hottest strippers
1718
01:33:37,266 --> 01:33:39,128
♫ You're a grand old flag
1719
01:33:39,128 --> 01:33:41,586
♫ You're a high flying flag
1720
01:33:41,586 --> 01:33:45,775
♫ Don't drop that letter L honeys
1721
01:33:45,775 --> 01:33:47,656
♫ It's dangerous
1722
01:33:47,656 --> 01:33:49,495
♫ And sit your ass down
1723
01:33:49,495 --> 01:33:51,216
♫ We're coming back
1724
01:34:03,676 --> 01:34:04,510
- Anthony!
1725
01:34:07,185 --> 01:34:08,018
- Ethel!
1726
01:34:15,276 --> 01:34:16,725
Sorry.
1727
01:34:16,725 --> 01:34:20,891
- Oh honey, I am so proud of
you, why would you be sorry.
1728
01:34:22,146 --> 01:34:25,516
Listen I have not missed one
of your performances yet,
1729
01:34:25,516 --> 01:34:29,696
why would I miss one when
you're gonna show a little skin.
1730
01:34:29,696 --> 01:34:31,756
I wasn't born yesterday you know.
1731
01:34:31,756 --> 01:34:32,676
- Obviously.
1732
01:34:32,676 --> 01:34:35,936
- Hells bells, first Lee
went behind Anthony's back
1733
01:34:35,936 --> 01:34:38,306
and snuck his ex-boyfriend into the club
1734
01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:39,925
and now this hootenanny.
1735
01:34:39,925 --> 01:34:40,996
- Really Beau?
1736
01:34:40,996 --> 01:34:43,578
- The truth shall set you free!
1737
01:34:46,786 --> 01:34:47,845
- You did what?
1738
01:34:47,845 --> 01:34:49,088
- It's not what you think.
1739
01:34:49,088 --> 01:34:52,085
- Anthony why don't we meet
you outside when you're ready.
1740
01:34:52,085 --> 01:34:56,866
Ethel why don't you tell us
all about Montana and farms.
1741
01:34:56,866 --> 01:34:58,156
- And cows.
1742
01:34:58,156 --> 01:34:59,656
- And dirt.
1743
01:35:01,826 --> 01:35:02,660
- Anthony.
1744
01:35:06,205 --> 01:35:08,205
Anthony just talk to me.
1745
01:35:10,276 --> 01:35:14,283
- I have nothing to say to you.
1746
01:35:14,283 --> 01:35:16,783
- Oh the drama of the theater.
1747
01:35:22,186 --> 01:35:24,903
- Is everyone having fun without me?
1748
01:35:24,903 --> 01:35:28,466
- Oh come on no, as a matter
of fact I'm having a lovely
1749
01:35:28,466 --> 01:35:30,675
time getting to know your friends.
1750
01:35:30,675 --> 01:35:33,715
- Well I'm glad you got to
meet them before I leave.
1751
01:35:33,715 --> 01:35:34,936
- Where you going?
1752
01:35:34,936 --> 01:35:36,485
- Montana.
1753
01:35:36,485 --> 01:35:37,651
- Why Montana?
1754
01:35:38,805 --> 01:35:40,626
I mean there's nothing for you there.
1755
01:35:40,626 --> 01:35:43,685
Now honey, this is where you belong.
1756
01:35:43,685 --> 01:35:45,816
- This is where you belong.
1757
01:35:45,816 --> 01:35:48,365
You can stay with Tony
when your contracts up.
1758
01:35:48,365 --> 01:35:49,198
- Huh?
1759
01:35:49,198 --> 01:35:50,695
- I mean you took his job,
it's the least you can do.
1760
01:35:50,695 --> 01:35:51,528
- Well he took my.
1761
01:35:51,528 --> 01:35:54,066
- It's settled, why don't
you take Ethel for a night
1762
01:35:54,066 --> 01:35:57,505
out on the town, besides I'm exhausted.
1763
01:35:57,505 --> 01:35:58,338
- Exhausted?
1764
01:35:58,338 --> 01:35:59,405
- Shut up Peter, I'm tired.
1765
01:35:59,405 --> 01:36:00,821
Have fun tonight.
1766
01:36:06,083 --> 01:36:07,333
- They are fun.
1767
01:36:08,586 --> 01:36:12,616
You know there was a diner,
yeah I used to love to go there
1768
01:36:12,616 --> 01:36:14,435
when I first came to New York.
1769
01:36:14,435 --> 01:36:15,936
- Alright, what are you up to?
1770
01:36:15,936 --> 01:36:16,768
- Me?
1771
01:36:16,768 --> 01:36:21,186
Nothing, I'm not up to
anything, technically.
1772
01:36:21,186 --> 01:36:25,353
- So after about a week,
you when you, oh thank you,
1773
01:36:26,205 --> 01:36:30,371
in New York I started doing
research on your new musical.
1774
01:36:31,546 --> 01:36:32,688
- I know I
gave you the theater's
1775
01:36:32,688 --> 01:36:34,688
address to send cookies but how?
1776
01:36:34,688 --> 01:36:38,021
- Well I did a web search on the address
1777
01:36:38,996 --> 01:36:41,996
and I ran into Brian's stripper blog
1778
01:36:43,866 --> 01:36:46,283
Mr Big's in the city, oh wee.
1779
01:36:47,506 --> 01:36:51,316
Yeah, oh and I keep up
with all his updates,
1780
01:36:51,316 --> 01:36:54,816
'cause I certainly don't get any from you.
1781
01:36:56,296 --> 01:37:00,463
You know I did see your
version of Ragtime Cowboy Joe
1782
01:37:01,676 --> 01:37:03,776
long before tonight.
1783
01:37:03,776 --> 01:37:05,108
- It's online?
1784
01:37:05,108 --> 01:37:06,276
- 50.000 hits.
1785
01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:10,996
Gypsy Rose Lee would be so proud.
1786
01:37:10,996 --> 01:37:13,663
Unlike your ex-boyfriend Trevor.
1787
01:37:16,356 --> 01:37:18,765
- I should've told you
about him a long time ago.
1788
01:37:18,765 --> 01:37:21,515
- Oh honey, I've known for years.
1789
01:37:23,663 --> 01:37:24,605
- You have?
1790
01:37:24,605 --> 01:37:27,605
- I'm old but I'm not stupid.
1791
01:37:27,605 --> 01:37:30,195
No I figured he was pretty
good for you at first
1792
01:37:30,195 --> 01:37:33,778
but he never really
understood your dreams.
1793
01:37:35,753 --> 01:37:39,753
Hey but this Lee, looks
like he believes in you.
1794
01:37:41,405 --> 01:37:42,955
- He lied to me.
1795
01:37:42,955 --> 01:37:47,805
- Fibbed to you, I have a
friend who wasn't entirely
1796
01:37:47,805 --> 01:37:51,555
honest the whole summer
but I still love him.
1797
01:37:55,365 --> 01:37:58,466
- You know Ethel, if I stay
in New York we're really not
1798
01:37:58,466 --> 01:38:00,275
gonna see much of each other.
1799
01:38:00,275 --> 01:38:05,085
- Anthony Daniel Richardson,
we will never ever be
1800
01:38:05,085 --> 01:38:09,346
far apart and if you feel
like you're missing me
1801
01:38:09,346 --> 01:38:11,513
just listen to your heart.
1802
01:38:13,696 --> 01:38:14,976
Too much?
1803
01:38:14,976 --> 01:38:16,163
- Maybe a little.
1804
01:38:31,256 --> 01:38:33,586
- Boys, you look great.
1805
01:38:33,586 --> 01:38:35,943
Lee chill out, you're making me nervous.
1806
01:38:35,943 --> 01:38:37,783
- Are you sure it's not a little too much?
1807
01:38:37,783 --> 01:38:39,701
- Have you met Anthony?
1808
01:38:40,765 --> 01:38:42,973
- I see your point.
1809
01:38:42,973 --> 01:38:45,143
- Hello Rita!
1810
01:38:45,143 --> 01:38:47,463
- I'll be out in a minute!
1811
01:38:47,463 --> 01:38:49,403
- I brought my tap shoes but
I really don't think we're
1812
01:38:49,403 --> 01:38:50,773
the same size.
1813
01:38:50,773 --> 01:38:52,395
- Hi Anthony.
1814
01:38:52,395 --> 01:38:54,763
I'm sure I'm the last person
you expected to see here
1815
01:38:54,763 --> 01:38:56,973
but I have something for you.
1816
01:38:56,973 --> 01:38:58,603
We know I can't give you like an
1817
01:38:58,603 --> 01:39:00,903
off Broadway show or anything like that
1818
01:39:00,903 --> 01:39:04,253
but I wanted you to check
on dream off your list.
1819
01:39:04,253 --> 01:39:05,086
So just.
1820
01:39:13,733 --> 01:39:14,693
- Oh.
1821
01:39:14,693 --> 01:39:16,155
- Hello.
1822
01:39:16,155 --> 01:39:17,216
- My.
1823
01:39:17,216 --> 01:39:18,136
- Hello?
1824
01:39:18,136 --> 01:39:19,555
- God.
1825
01:39:19,555 --> 01:39:20,388
- HI.
1826
01:39:20,388 --> 01:39:21,383
- Oh my God!
1827
01:39:21,383 --> 01:39:22,903
You're Shirley Jones.
1828
01:39:22,903 --> 01:39:24,656
- Oh my God you're right.
1829
01:39:24,656 --> 01:39:26,805
- What are you doing here?
1830
01:39:26,805 --> 01:39:30,725
- I think the word your
looking for are thank you.
1831
01:39:30,725 --> 01:39:32,808
I'm your dream come true.
1832
01:39:33,645 --> 01:39:36,955
Sing a duet with a Broadway diva, check.
1833
01:39:36,955 --> 01:39:39,045
- When I was a little
kid I practically broke
1834
01:39:39,045 --> 01:39:43,016
my VCR watching you in
Oklahoma and The Music Man.
1835
01:39:43,016 --> 01:39:44,063
- And Carousal?
1836
01:39:44,063 --> 01:39:46,795
- Well that one was a little sad for me.
1837
01:39:46,795 --> 01:39:48,503
- If it's gonna be this way the whole time
1838
01:39:48,503 --> 01:39:50,501
I'm gonna have to charge more.
1839
01:39:50,501 --> 01:39:54,915
- Oh oh, did you say you were
really gonna sing a song?
1840
01:39:54,915 --> 01:39:56,445
With me?
1841
01:39:56,445 --> 01:40:00,565
- I don't think we have any other options.
1842
01:40:00,565 --> 01:40:01,398
Do we?
1843
01:40:04,835 --> 01:40:05,668
Hit it.
1844
01:40:09,176 --> 01:40:13,008
♫ Give my regards to Broadway
1845
01:40:15,725 --> 01:40:19,641
♫ Remember me to Harold Square
1846
01:40:22,413 --> 01:40:26,580
♫ Tell all the gang at 42nd Street
1847
01:40:27,513 --> 01:40:30,983
♫ That I will soon be there
1848
01:40:30,983 --> 01:40:32,703
- We.
- Oh we.
1849
01:40:32,703 --> 01:40:37,205
♫ Whisper of how we're yearning
1850
01:40:37,205 --> 01:40:41,605
♫ To mingle with the old time throng
1851
01:40:41,605 --> 01:40:45,813
♫ Give our regards to old Broadway
1852
01:40:45,813 --> 01:40:49,980
♫ And say that we'll be there ere long
1853
01:41:28,698 --> 01:41:31,781
♫ Give my regards to
1854
01:41:32,618 --> 01:41:35,701
♫ Give my regards to
1855
01:41:36,726 --> 01:41:39,978
♫ Give my regards to old Broadway
1856
01:41:39,978 --> 01:41:42,846
♫ And say that we'll
1857
01:41:42,846 --> 01:41:44,826
♫ Be
1858
01:41:44,826 --> 01:41:46,756
♫ There
1859
01:41:46,756 --> 01:41:48,796
♫ Ere
1860
01:41:48,796 --> 01:41:50,713
♫ Long
1861
01:42:00,926 --> 01:42:05,275
- I don't even know what to
say, can I touch your Oscar?
1862
01:42:05,275 --> 01:42:06,988
- I don't carry it with me.
1863
01:42:06,988 --> 01:42:10,106
- If I won an award for acting
I'd carry it wherever I go.
1864
01:42:10,106 --> 01:42:11,265
If fact I'd probably glue it to my.
1865
01:42:11,265 --> 01:42:13,375
- I carry it in my heart.
1866
01:42:13,375 --> 01:42:15,875
- Aww, so you have any advice?
1867
01:42:19,006 --> 01:42:23,206
- Let me think, perhaps you
should round up your height
1868
01:42:23,206 --> 01:42:24,676
for your resume.
1869
01:42:24,676 --> 01:42:25,618
- To the next inch.
1870
01:42:25,618 --> 01:42:27,063
- No the next foot.
1871
01:42:27,063 --> 01:42:29,106
And don't singalong with
the actors onstage when
1872
01:42:29,106 --> 01:42:30,636
you go to see a musical.
1873
01:42:30,636 --> 01:42:31,726
- But what if it's one
of your favorite songs?
1874
01:42:31,726 --> 01:42:32,558
- Don't.
1875
01:42:33,858 --> 01:42:36,276
Just try to be yourself.
1876
01:42:36,276 --> 01:42:37,566
- That's it?
1877
01:42:37,566 --> 01:42:41,056
- Anthony you have a long
list of dreams and goals,
1878
01:42:41,056 --> 01:42:45,996
I know someone who has a
list with one thing on it
1879
01:42:45,996 --> 01:42:47,163
and you're it.
1880
01:42:49,656 --> 01:42:52,988
Some things are better then a spotlight,
1881
01:42:53,956 --> 01:42:55,040
but not many.
1882
01:43:05,886 --> 01:43:07,386
- I just love her.
1883
01:43:12,916 --> 01:43:16,636
No one's ever done anything
like this for me before.
1884
01:43:16,636 --> 01:43:19,868
- Well maybe we could get some more
1885
01:43:19,868 --> 01:43:21,846
dreams checked off that list?
1886
01:43:21,846 --> 01:43:24,348
- It's a very long list.
1887
01:43:24,348 --> 01:43:25,931
- I have some time.
1888
01:43:27,308 --> 01:43:29,978
♫ The world needs music
1889
01:43:29,978 --> 01:43:32,811
♫ As in a musical
1890
01:43:34,258 --> 01:43:37,138
♫ Like food and water
1891
01:43:37,138 --> 01:43:40,138
♫ It is intrinsical
1892
01:43:46,998 --> 01:43:50,468
♫ Hear our voice
1893
01:43:50,468 --> 01:43:53,136
♫ Hear our song
1894
01:43:59,108 --> 01:44:01,108
♫ Who
1895
01:44:01,108 --> 01:44:02,941
♫ Who
1896
01:44:04,238 --> 01:44:06,071
♫ Who
1897
01:44:09,118 --> 01:44:10,926
♫ Many times our lives are spent
1898
01:44:10,926 --> 01:44:12,998
♫ Buying time and paying rent
1899
01:44:12,998 --> 01:44:15,546
♫ Waiting for that one bright day
1900
01:44:15,546 --> 01:44:17,326
♫ The good Lord shows the way
1901
01:44:17,326 --> 01:44:19,458
♫ Searching for the magic sign
1902
01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:21,658
♫ To unlock the grand design
1903
01:44:21,658 --> 01:44:23,686
♫ After all the time you'll find
1904
01:44:23,686 --> 01:44:26,366
♫ You've been waiting in the wings
1905
01:44:26,366 --> 01:44:30,718
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1906
01:44:30,718 --> 01:44:34,686
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1907
01:44:34,686 --> 01:44:37,108
♫ Take your mark and take a chance
1908
01:44:37,108 --> 01:44:39,148
♫ Take a breathe and get to dance
1909
01:44:39,148 --> 01:44:43,316
♫ With the voices we will sing out
1910
01:44:44,698 --> 01:44:48,308
♫ That we're not waiting
1911
01:44:48,308 --> 01:44:51,558
♫ Waiting in the wings
1912
01:44:53,166 --> 01:44:55,238
♫ Understudy goals are best
1913
01:44:55,238 --> 01:44:57,486
♫ While we wait our turn and rest
1914
01:44:57,486 --> 01:45:00,126
♫ Our performance will be great
1915
01:45:00,126 --> 01:45:01,798
♫ Til then just sit and wait
1916
01:45:01,798 --> 01:45:03,918
♫ But if you look around you'll learn
1917
01:45:03,918 --> 01:45:06,206
♫ The show has started it's your turn
1918
01:45:06,206 --> 01:45:08,468
♫ The one in which your heart has yearned
1919
01:45:08,468 --> 01:45:10,988
♫ Wasted waiting in the wings
1920
01:45:10,988 --> 01:45:15,326
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1921
01:45:15,326 --> 01:45:19,336
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1922
01:45:19,336 --> 01:45:21,698
♫ Take your mark and take a chance
1923
01:45:21,698 --> 01:45:23,926
♫ Take a breathe and get to dance
1924
01:45:23,926 --> 01:45:28,093
♫ With our voices we will sing out
1925
01:45:29,838 --> 01:45:33,756
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1926
01:45:37,518 --> 01:45:39,658
♫ Everyday is a new song
1927
01:45:39,658 --> 01:45:41,868
♫ Don't forget to sing along
1928
01:45:41,868 --> 01:45:43,828
♫ Every step or move you make
1929
01:45:43,828 --> 01:45:45,908
♫ Isn't always a mistake
1930
01:45:45,908 --> 01:45:48,148
♫ The secret is that the time is now
1931
01:45:48,148 --> 01:45:50,220
♫ Live your life and take that bow
1932
01:45:50,220 --> 01:45:52,998
♫ You'll be living life as how you'll stop
1933
01:45:52,998 --> 01:45:55,268
♫ Waiting in the wings
1934
01:45:55,268 --> 01:45:59,421
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1935
01:45:59,421 --> 01:46:03,438
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1936
01:46:03,438 --> 01:46:05,981
♫ Take your mark and take a chance
1937
01:46:05,981 --> 01:46:08,201
♫ Take a breathe and get to dance
1938
01:46:08,201 --> 01:46:12,368
♫ With the voices we will sing out
1939
01:46:13,221 --> 01:46:16,761
♫ We are waiting
1940
01:46:16,761 --> 01:46:20,561
♫ Waiting in the wings
1941
01:46:20,561 --> 01:46:22,370
♫ Time to light and curtains up
1942
01:46:22,370 --> 01:46:24,181
♫ All the world's a stage
1943
01:46:24,181 --> 01:46:26,428
♫ There's no small role
for all us out there
1944
01:46:26,428 --> 01:46:27,671
♫ Turn the page
1945
01:46:27,671 --> 01:46:28,521
♫ Turn the page
1946
01:46:28,521 --> 01:46:29,551
♫ Take the stage
1947
01:46:29,551 --> 01:46:32,841
♫ Take the stage
1948
01:46:32,841 --> 01:46:34,591
♫ Oh
1949
01:46:35,701 --> 01:46:39,341
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1950
01:46:39,341 --> 01:46:43,641
♫ Waiting waiting in the wings
1951
01:46:43,641 --> 01:46:45,928
♫ Take your mark and take a chance
1952
01:46:45,928 --> 01:46:48,101
♫ Take a step and dance the dance
1953
01:46:48,101 --> 01:46:52,268
♫ With our voices we will sing out
1954
01:46:53,911 --> 01:46:57,061
♫ We are waiting we're waiting
1955
01:46:57,061 --> 01:46:58,201
♫ Waiting in the wings
1956
01:46:58,201 --> 01:47:00,290
♫ No longer waiting
1957
01:47:00,290 --> 01:47:02,471
♫ No longer waiting in the wings
1958
01:47:02,471 --> 01:47:04,681
♫ So let's stop waiting
1959
01:47:04,681 --> 01:47:08,181
♫ Waiting waiting waiting
1960
01:47:12,721 --> 01:47:15,971
♫ Waiting in the wings
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