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David.
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We have to go.
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-Got everything?
-Yes.
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Are we just going to leave?
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Yes. Why?
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No, nothing.
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Fuck. My phone.
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Damn it.
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Hey. Morning. We're leaving.
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-What fucking time is it?
-I don't know.
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Fuck, man. I didn't sleep at all.
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-Are the others still asleep?
-I think so.
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Shall we grab something to eat?
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We have to go home.
I've got somewhere to be.
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-What are you doing now?
-Dunno. Just taking it easy.
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I'll come with you. We can
grab some food, play some FIFA.
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-I dunno.
-Great.
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-Are you kidding me?!
-Sorry.
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Want some gum?
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This is cozy.
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Alright. Thai. Coke for the kids.
Did you order the chicken?
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-No, that's mine. Which one's yours?
-It's mine.
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Can I have some chicken?
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Shit, man. I'm done.
Seriously. Look.
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Fuck me! She's the woman
of my dreams. I'm serious.
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This is next level shit.
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I have to write to her.
What shall I say?
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Thanks for last night?
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No, that's boring.
What shall I say to Camille?
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I dunno. Write whatever you want.
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But you girls
are so much better at it.
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How cool would it be if I wrote
to her in French? Je suis Charlie.
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You're an idiot if you do that.
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Did she say anything about me
yesterday?
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No.
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-What? Nothing at all?
-No.
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-Not even, "How do you know Mario?"
-No.
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That's mad. OK, listen to this.
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You're so damn cute, it's killing me.
Will you marry me?
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Tu as l'air si grosse que je meurs...
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I'm going to take a shower.
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-Where are you going?
-I'm going to study with Miriam.
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Tell her she's missed the boat.
I've met someone else now.
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-I'm not sure she'll survive.
-That's just how it goes.
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-Siri.
-Huh?
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-Are you OK?
-Yeah.
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Why?
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-And you?
-Yes, I'm OK as long as you're OK.
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.
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Shit. I'm so late.
Have you seen my tobacco?
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-Bye.
-Ciao.
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-See you later.
-Yeah.
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It's all good.
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-What are your notes on...
-One sec.
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-Yeah.
-...democratic legal systems
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and the effect of NGOs
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on the implementation
of environmental legislation?
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-Democratic legal systems...
-and the effect of NGOs
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on the implementation
of environmental legislation.
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Twelfth of September.
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I don't remember
taking notes on that.
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-When was that?
-Twelfth of September.
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It's when I got my tonsils out,
remember?
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-You told me you'd take those notes.
-Oh, shit.
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You definitely have it,
cos I even texted you
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and you were like,
"Don't worry, I've got them."
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-Do you wanna grab a coffee?
-Yeah.
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We were just speaking
about Harris' lecture. It's a joke.
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-It's honestly just ridiculous.
-I'm gonna report it.
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It's not on. Think about
how much money we pay for this shit.
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Seriously unacceptable.
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Let's just have a coffee,
chill out for a bit.
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Tell me about it.
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Yeah, she came back
from Australia in September
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and she'd met this really hot
Chinese-American guy out there
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and he's like rewired her
or something.
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So, now she exclusively wants
to bang Asian guys
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but she wants them to speak
Mandarin and Korean to her in bed.
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-Isn't that racist?
-Why?
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I dunno,
it's like reverse sexual racism.
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It feels like a red flag.
I can't pinpoint why.
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Like, preferring a specific race,
sexually.
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I'm Jewish and that's
what we're brought up to do.
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The continuation
of the Jewish people depends on it.
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True. I've never fucked an Asian guy.
Have you?
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Nope. Maybe that's going to be
my new mission.
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Yes. I mean, according to Sophia,
it's the best sex ever.
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Asians are filthy rich, too.
They basically rule the world.
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But they've got that deficiency
that makes them allergic to alcohol.
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They go fucking bonkers
when they drink.
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Cute babies; Jewish-Chinese.
Jeweesh.
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Bet my dad would love that.
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Is there not, like,
an exclusive Jewish dating site?
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Yeah, loads of them. But I'm looking
for someone to shag not marry.
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-My dirty-talker was Jewish.
-What was his name?
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-Aaron.
-Aaron what?
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I don't fucking know.
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Basically,
this guy I fucked spoke to me
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in the filthiest way
you can ever imagine.
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Like, the nasty shit
that came out of his mouth,
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it was fucking insane.
Fucking loved it.
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Nice.
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Yeah.
I'm going to get another coffee.
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Do you guys want one?
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-Thank you.
-No worries.
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God, the time and effort
we put into this shit
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with minimal outcome.
It's fucking ridiculous.
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Must be so easy for you having it
all sorted and off your shoulders.
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How the fuck do you and David do it?
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How do we do what?
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Maintain a relationship.
Be this perfect unbreakable unit.
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I thought you were just looking
for somebody to shag.
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Cos the relationship thing
just seems like an impossibility.
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It's not like I don't want it,
I just can't seem to make it work.
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At some point
you've just got to surrender
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and make the best of it.
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I can't be both unloved and unfucked.
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Doesn't David have any hot friends?
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Mario.
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Except Mario.
I am not going down that road twice.
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Bless his little arse.
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Even fucking Happ'n
has given up on me.
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See what I mean?
Would you fuck him?
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-What's wrong with him?
-Uh, seriously.
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What about this guy?
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-He's fat.
-He's not fat.
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Anyone who only puts pictures
of themselves from the neck up
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is fat.
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-He's cute.
-I don't want cute.
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What do you want?
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Someone hot who will fuck me
like I'm a piece of meat
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and praise my intellect
at the same time.
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-Was it difficult getting Ritalin?
-You just book an appointment.
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Just go there like,
I think I have ADHD?
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Pretty much. They give you this
self-screening test,
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you fake the answers,
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and you sit down with a shrink
and say your life is shit
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and that you really need the meds.
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-I'm gonna do that.
-It's great for boosting your focus.
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Yeah, that's what I need.
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I'd fuck him.
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Oh, my God. Look at that body.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, he's...
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Oh, fuck, he's a dancer.
That's really fucking hot.
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Present mind, a creative soul,
looking for another.
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Crossed my path on Southampton Row
one hour ago.
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Oh, my God, I fucking love Happ'n.
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Please tell me
there's a link to Instagram.
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Fuck me.
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He's like the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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Yeah, I'd plier on his dick any
day.
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-Fuck.
-Is he real?
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He must just be... Am I having
vagina hallucinations, do you think?
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ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY HOME?
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-Making up the perfect man.
-I spy a ballet trip coming on.
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God. Ballet, girls.
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What if we fuck at the ballet?
That would just be perfect.
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What, when he's on stage?
That's like some creepy fantasy.
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Like voyeuristic.
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I've never done that.
Maybe that's in the stars for me.
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-You alright?
-Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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There she is!
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How was the study session?
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Yeah, dog. Yeah, man, sick! Fuck.
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I got him, David.
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Shall we go to bed?
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Hey...
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What's going on?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, should we talk about it? Huh?
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I don't know.
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No. I don't know either.
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But are we OK?
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You haven't told Mario, have you?
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No. You mean about...?
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No.
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I don't want you to tell anyone.
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No.
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-Promise me.
-I promise.
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Good night.
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Do you love me?
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Yes.
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Do you think I'm hot?
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Yes, I think you're hot.
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-Say it.
-You're so fucking hot.
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Am I hotter than her?
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Yes.
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Say it again.
Say I'm hotter than her.
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You're so much hotter.
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-Tell me you love my pussy.
-I love your pussy.
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I love you. I love fucking you.
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I love fucking you too.
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I want you to come inside me.
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Tell me you love me.
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I love you.
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-I'm going to come.
-Come inside me.
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Come inside me.
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