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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,700 Forman, why'd you have to tell Red you got engaged? 2 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:08,420 Look at him- yelling and waving. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,300 Oh! A little spit just landed on Bob. 4 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:17,020 Bob's so scared, he's not even wiping it off. 5 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,980 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:22,340 Oh, my God. This time Red is really gonna kill me. 7 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:27,140 My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass... 8 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:30,660 he can't pull it out, and I get to take him straight to hell with me. 9 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:34,980 Why did you tell him? We had it all planned. 10 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:38,940 We were gonna give them wine, get 'em all loose and juiced. But you spilled the beans. 11 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,540 Good, because wine and beans is not a good combo. 12 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,940 Hey. Toot-toot, if you know what I mean. 13 00:00:47,860 --> 00:00:49,700 Sorry I'm late! 14 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:52,100 I was cutting through backyards on the way over here... 15 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:54,500 and the Hendersons got a new jungle gym! 16 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,420 Whoa. They're still yelling? 17 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,940 Yeah. I'm trying to read Red's lips, but I can't make it out. 18 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,300 He keeps calling me a "stupid duck." 19 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:09,980 - [Snaps Fingers] - Ah! 20 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,900 Hey, I'll go spy on them. 21 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,980 I just gotta run home real quick and change into my ninja outfit. 22 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:18,180 I don't think this situation calls for camouflage, Kelso. 23 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,700 Well, that doesn't mean it's not fun to wear, Eric! 24 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:24,740 But they're just too young to get married. 25 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:26,740 How are they gonna live on their own? 26 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:30,620 Eric jumps a foot every time the furnace kicks on. 27 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,700 Exactly. He's not mature enough to get married. 28 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:38,100 I'm still cutting the crusts off his sandwiches. 29 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:43,420 Well, it's really more for me. He's my baby. 30 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,100 Don't mind me. Feel free to keep talking. 31 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:48,900 I'm just getting a soda. I'm not spying. 32 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,860 Hey, I-I don't like this engagement either... 33 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,820 but it's not like they can break it off. 34 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,140 Why the hell not? 35 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,700 Well, it wouldn't be very romantic, for one. 36 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:02,340 Oh, forget about it. I'll take care of this myself! 37 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:05,940 No, no. Red, if you go out there and yell, you're just gonna drive him away. 38 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:10,620 I'm sorry, Kitty, but yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. 39 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:13,980 Red- Red, I am putting my foot down. I forbid it. 40 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,980 All right. Fine. 41 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:19,180 Wow! Red, I forbid you to- 42 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,100 Shut up, Bob. 43 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:23,500 Burn! [Laughs] 44 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,420 - Get out! - Yeah. 45 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,540 Well? What were they saying? 46 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,940 I don't know. 47 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:36,140 Well, I was so busy acting like I wasn't listening, I forgot to listen. 48 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:38,380 - [Groans] - Man! 49 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,780 I betcha he's trying to think of a punishment. 50 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:43,980 He already took away the Vista Cruiser and- and fined me. 51 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:47,060 What's next? Is he gonna cut off my pinkie? 52 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,980 Ay! 53 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:51,940 What's the point of getting married, Red's gonna cut that off? 54 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:59,260 (Rock Group Singing) 55 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:22,060 (Ends) 56 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,940 Hello, Wisconsin! 57 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:35,540 Nina, you have such beautiful fingers. 58 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:39,100 So long and elegant- like spider legs. 59 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:41,300 - We can't do this here. - [Phones Ringing] 60 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,940 We can go to the backseat of the student-driver car. 61 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:47,860 But I have to warn you- I have a hard time keeping my hands at 10:00 and 2:00. 62 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:51,500 Fez, this tension between us is causing problems. 63 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:55,140 And here at the D.M.V., I've learned it's easier to solve problems... 64 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,700 when they're posed in a multiple-choice format. 65 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,420 So, "A," we can further explore our relationship... 66 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,340 and hope that relieves the tension... 67 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:04,500 or, "B," I can fire you. 68 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:07,620 Is this some kind of trick? 69 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,780 It's not a trick. 70 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:12,700 Hmm, so it is a trick. 71 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,700 I choose "B." 72 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,380 No, you choose "A"! 73 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,940 [Ringing Continues] 74 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,300 Okay, I'll take "A." 75 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:25,060 But I think you should throw a little "T" in there too. 76 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:34,340 - Dinner's ready, Eric. - You know what? 77 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:38,980 Um, Dad's in there, so I'll just, you know, forage for berries. 78 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:42,700 Look, I am not happy about this situation either... 79 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,780 but I am in there making the best of it... 80 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,740 not out here diddling a basketball. 81 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,020 Mom, if I was out here diddling a basketball... 82 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,140 this would be a very different conversation. 83 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,860 Get in there. 84 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:03,180 [Door Slams] 85 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,060 Well, look who I found. 86 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,940 Our son- 87 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:11,820 who we love very much. 88 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:17,140 - Hey, Dad. - Pass the peas, Steven. 89 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,180 Red, your son spoke to you. 90 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,260 I heard him. 91 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:24,420 But you asked me not to yell at him, and I agreed. 92 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:29,900 So I'm just taking your idea and refining it. 93 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:32,700 Oh, so you're giving me the silent treatment? 94 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:36,300 So, Steven, how was school today? 95 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:38,820 Um, well, in health class today, we learned that... 96 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:41,060 an early engagement's often a sign of heavy drug use. 97 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,980 Hyde! 98 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:48,180 Red, you're being a big baby. 99 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:50,620 No, Mom, it's okay. Actually, it's a pleasant surprise... 100 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,020 but let's see how serious he is about it. 101 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,140 Hey, Dad, you know who's got the right idea? 102 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,060 - Russia. - [Utensil Clatters] 103 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,940 I haven't felt this kind of tension in years. 104 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:12,140 Reminds me of home. 105 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,500 Except everyone's wearing a shirt. 106 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:27,660 ## [Operatic Birthday Greeting] 107 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,780 Oh! Is this for me? 108 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:32,460 - [Voice Cracks] Yeah. - Jackie, it's your birthday? 109 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,380 Ah, I figured you knew. 110 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:37,620 A good boyfriend would have, but whatever. 111 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:40,300 Hey, why didn't you tell me, man? I would have gotten you something. 112 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,500 Well, I didn't want to make a big deal about it. 113 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,540 'Cause I'm trying not to care so much about gifts... 114 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,780 and material things, and- [Gasps] 115 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:52,060 Oh, it's not working, because this is beautiful! 116 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:54,740 Oh! I'm gonna go try it on! Thank you! 117 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,660 Mmm. 118 00:06:57,740 --> 00:06:59,740 - [Sighs] - [Door Closes] 119 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:05,100 Kelso, what are you doing, man? You trying to make me look bad? 120 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:07,820 No, I'm not doing anything. 121 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,940 Well, whatever you are doing... 122 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:14,140 you shouldn't go up against me, 'cause you're not gonna win. 123 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:18,020 Well, I'm not doing anything, and I am going to win. 124 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,260 No. You're gonna lose. 125 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:27,620 How can I lose if I'm not doing anything? 126 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:32,340 How can you win if you're not doing anything? 127 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:36,300 Well, if I win, I'll admit that I'm doing something. 128 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:43,900 Nina, I think people at work are starting to notice there's something between us. 129 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,460 Well, it didn't help when you stood up at the staff meeting... 130 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:48,700 and said, "I want to do it with Nina." 131 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:54,300 Well, they asked if there was any unfinished business. 132 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:57,900 I think I've figured out a way to get rid of all this tension. 133 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,900 You need to spend the night with me. 134 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,740 I'm all yours, boss lady. 135 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,940 But you have to tell me where to stop now... 136 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,540 because I have been burned in the past. 137 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:11,180 I don't want you to stop anywhere. 138 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:14,500 Oh. 139 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,420 Oh! 140 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:25,380 [Singsongy] I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it! 141 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,340 Fez! 142 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:30,900 Sorry. I wrote this song about three years ago, and I finally get to use it. 143 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:40,100 That sweater wasn't on sale or anything. 144 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,780 Paid full price. 145 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,700 Pretty sweet, huh? 146 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:50,900 Yes. But it gets less sweet the more you talk about it. 147 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,780 Sorry. I'm done. [Chuckles] 148 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:57,100 Twenty-seven dollars! [Chuckles] 149 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,540 Hey. How was work with Red? 150 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,740 It was terrible. I thought Red not talking to me would be cool. 151 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,980 But today, instead of telling me to sweep the back room... 152 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,340 he just threw a broom at me. 153 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,900 Well, what about if I talked to him? 154 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,500 We've always gotten along. Maybe I can get through to him. 155 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,980 Donna, I'm not gonna make you fight my battles for me. 156 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,860 I'm not gonna ask the woman that I love to do what I should do. 157 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,940 But Red'll be home at about 5:30, so try to catch him before dinner, okay? 158 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,060 Attention, everyone. 159 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,460 My friend Fez has some wonderful news. 160 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,660 [Clears Throat] Knock, knock. 161 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,100 Who's there? 162 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,620 I did it! 163 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,860 All right, Fez! 164 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:52,740 Nah! Wait! Wait. I want to hear this. "I did it" who? 165 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,840 Wait. Fez, I can't believe you finally lost your virginity! 166 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:06,400 Wait, wait. This isn't like the time you bought a hamster... 167 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,520 named it "Virginity," and then lost it, is it? 168 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,000 No. This is the real thing. 169 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,440 You know, I had a hamster once. 170 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,680 I tied him up to a helium balloon with a note. 171 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,280 Made it all the way to Minnesota. 172 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:31,040 - Alive? - No, I'm gonna send a dead hamster up in a balloon. 173 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,680 - So? Come on. Tell us all about it. - Yeah. 174 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,520 Okay. Well, It was incredible. 175 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,280 Nina and I started out kissing in the living room. 176 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,080 Then we moved into the bedroom, where we undressed. 177 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,400 And, uh, well, then- then we did it. 178 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,280 What- Details, Fez. We need details! 179 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,960 Well, our faces didn't line up right... 180 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 so I kept bumping my chin on her nose. 181 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,880 And then there were some sounds. 182 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,840 What kind of sounds? 183 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,440 I will say this. It was not applause. 184 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:16,280 There was no romantic music like in the movies, so I had to hum. 185 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,800 And then Nina told me to stop humming. 186 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,720 And, uh, then I started again without realizing it. 187 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,200 And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad. 188 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,120 Oh, well, don't worry, Fez. 189 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,920 She probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner. 190 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,640 And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom, and, uh- 191 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,760 and cried a little. 192 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,440 And then I snuck out the back door. 193 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,160 Poor Fez. 194 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,840 Well, you know, at least it couldn't have been any worse. 195 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,800 I left my underwear in her bathroom. 196 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,480 Mr. Forman, you remember what it felt like... 197 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,560 when you fell in love with Mrs. Forman, don't you? 198 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,600 Nope. One day I just woke up, and my life was over. 199 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,120 Next question. 200 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,640 Well, I think, um- 201 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,480 I think what Mr. Forman is trying to say... 202 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,640 is that we worry you're too young to get married. 203 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,760 Do you even know how to bake a casserole? I don't think you do. 204 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,360 Look, I believe there's one person out there for everyone. 205 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,680 And you guys are that person for each other, and Eric is that person for me. 206 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,680 And if you could just open your hearts... 207 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,360 you'd see that we should be together forever. 208 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,680 Because we're in love, and we make each other really happy. 209 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,120 Donna, that is so romantic. 210 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,360 I still think you're too young. 211 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,800 But if it has to be someone, I'm glad it's you. 212 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,280 I always wanted a daughter. 213 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,200 You already have a daughter. 214 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,400 A better daughter. 215 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,480 You know what, Donna? You're right. 216 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,440 You are Eric are perfect for each other. 217 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,120 - Really? - Yes! 218 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,280 You're as big a dumb-ass as he is! 219 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,440 [Laughing] 220 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,480 Welcome to the family. 221 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,000 I'm so nervous about working with Nina today. 222 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,320 It's like, now that we did it, I never want to see her face again. 223 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,520 Yeah, you did it, all right. 224 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,360 Hey, hey! Look who's wearing a $27 sweater! 225 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,480 Jackie, you can't keep that sweater. 226 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,880 - Why not? - Because it's from Kelso. 227 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,160 Yeah, but it's so pink and fuzzy that it just makes up for it. 228 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,960 Kelso, she's someone else's girlfriend. What are you doing? 229 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,960 I'm not doing anything. 230 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,520 And it's working. 231 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,800 Just take it off. 232 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,320 Leave it on. 233 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,680 Take it off. Let's see some skin. 234 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,640 Yeah. Take it off. 235 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:28,320 - Why is everyone against me? - Because you're telling a girl to keep her top on. 236 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,160 That's true. Take it off. 237 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,680 [Phones Ringing] 238 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,600 - Hi. - Hello. 239 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,640 - Go ahead. - After you. 240 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,920 - Here. Let me, um- - I know how it goes. 241 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,840 Okay. Just- I'm just trying to help. 242 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,760 Now it's stuck! 243 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,680 You just have to give it a yank. 244 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,680 This is just like last night! 245 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:56,920 Okay. Where's Red? I just found out he called my daughter a dumb-ass. 246 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,320 - What? - Well, I really thought I was getting through to him. 247 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,200 But then he snuck a "dumb-ass" in. 248 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,040 That is a hurtful word. 249 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,360 You got to do something about your husband, Kitty. 250 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,320 You guys'd be lucky to get Donna. 251 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,160 If anything, she's gonna pretty your family up. 252 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,200 Excuse me? 253 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,640 I'm just sayin', we're a voluptuous bunch. 254 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,920 Mom, you need to talk to Dad. 255 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,240 I don't know why you're surprised he's upset. 256 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,200 Why did you have to get engaged? 257 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:34,760 And why did you have to tell your father? He's not stable, Eric. 258 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,920 Okay, fine. I'll talk to him myself. 259 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,720 Eric, be careful. I looked deep into Red's eyes, and I saw- 260 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,920 Well, I just saw me upside down and tiny, but he looked mad. 261 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,360 You know what? I don't care. I'm going down to Price Mart. 262 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,840 And if I don't come back, then, Donna, please move on with your life. 263 00:15:55,680 --> 00:16:00,080 Wedding or no wedding, we're still getting one of those triple-decker cakes. 264 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,600 Oh, working with someone you have had sex with is the worst thing ever. 265 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,760 I don't know how Donny and Marie do it. 266 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,960 You know, sex ruins everything. 267 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,960 No, I disagree, Fez. 268 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,480 I mean, sure, the first time can be awkward. 269 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,440 Well, it wasn't for me and Jackie. 270 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,760 You know, maybe I should tell the story. 271 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,920 Yeah. It's a great story, Hyde. 272 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,000 You know what, Kelso? It's gettin' real old. 273 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,640 And the story I remember after your first time was you didn't call her for a week. 274 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,440 I was gonna skip that part. 275 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,360 Wait. That's right. You didn't call me. 276 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,920 Oh. That's because he was thinking about breaking up with you. 277 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,280 What? 278 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,520 No, I told you. I didn't call you 'cause we were having our phones cleaned! 279 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,040 And then to get back on your good side... 280 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,280 he bought you a stupid stuffed unicorn. 281 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,440 Fluffycakes? 282 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,920 Fluffycakes is tainted? 283 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,480 See, he wanted something from you. 284 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,920 So he bought you a present. Sound familiar? 285 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,600 Michael, why did you buy me this sweater? 286 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,680 All right. It's time to come clean. 287 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,080 I stole the sweater! 288 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,000 Fine. You know what? Forget it. 289 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,000 I don't want it, so just take it. 290 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,000 Now we're talking. Give us a little dance. 291 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,800 [Inhales, Exhales] Told you it wouldn't work. 292 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,640 I wasn't doing anything! 293 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,520 Hey, let's not fight. 294 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,880 We all saw a littleJackie side-boob. I think we all won. 295 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,400 [Knocking] 296 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,720 - Hi, Fez. Okay, look- - Nina... 297 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,120 I know what you're going to say. 298 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,600 The other night was awful, and you just want to be friends. 299 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,160 No. I was going to say, the other night was awful... 300 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,960 and we should practice and get better at it. 301 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,600 Oh. Well, I have to say, I don't hate the sound of that. [Chuckles] 302 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,800 So, um, uh, should I make an appointment, or- 303 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,560 - Just get in the house. - Okay. One second. 304 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,200 [Singsongy] I'm going to do it again! I'm going to do it again! 305 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,360 Okay, Dad. You can ignore me... 306 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,840 and you can call my girlfriend names, but here's the thing. 307 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,520 Donna and I are getting married. Okay? Whether you like it or not. 308 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,640 But you're too young. And you're throwing your life away. 309 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,280 Wha-You said I was throwing my life away when I quit T-ball. 310 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,960 And I was right about that too. 311 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,840 You're not marrying her, and that's final. 312 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,480 Well, Dad, you can't stop me. Okay? 313 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,880 I'm gonna be graduating soon. I'll be on my own. 314 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,560 I have a job. I mean, I make enough money to pay for the wedding myself. 315 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,000 Well, that's great. [Clears Throat] 316 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,120 But you don't have a job. You're fired. 317 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,560 - What? - You're fired. 318 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,640 Let's see you pay for a wedding now. 319 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,600 Punch out and empty your locker. 320 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,160 Fine! 321 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,120 - But I'm keeping the smock! - Give me the smock! 322 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,440 - Jackie. - Hmm? 323 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,360 Happy birthday. 324 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,560 Steven, you shouldn't have! 325 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,560 Oh! 326 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,840 It's a Led Zeppelin T-shirt. 327 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,720 And it's used! 328 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,640 Yeah, that's my favorite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it. 329 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,960 Oh! Steven, I love it! 330 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,080 - Do I have to wear it? - No. 331 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,360 [Gasps] Steven, I love it! Oh! 332 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,820 Well, that was a nice 20 minutes of silence. 333 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:44,420 Who wants a little kick in their coffee? I know I do. 334 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,300 You're the dumb-ass! 335 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,700 [Grunts] 26654